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maybe the sony ones.
I just use my Bose QC35II for most days @rain swift or my Sony XB wireless ones, pods I don't use much, I have molded pods on some Sony XB wired ones, but mostly use them for monitors when playing music, or my Sony-XB700 over ear for that as well
@cedar glacier if you get 100MB\s you are hitting Gigabit network, so that would be normal
im just glad it works properly hahhaha
i found this WDMYCLOUD laying in the closet
If you want more than 100MB\s you would need to up to 10Gbit or more
im so gonna fill this thing up within a week or so
yeah, the limiting factor now is my internet connection for torrents
220Mb/s download over BVVDSL
The number was so low I had to think for a second, I've worked with 10Gbit for 10 years, and 25/40 for the last 5 years, and 100Gbit the last year, so everything just seems layman to me
haha, nice.
Just like when people say they have 128GB RAM and I go, so ? is it a 15 year old server ?
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oh youd l;ove to see the specs of my home server'
imma blow you away
Raspi 2?
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sam@skynet_bams:~$ lscpu
Architecture: x86_64
CPU op-mode(s): 32-bit, 64-bit
Byte Order: Little Endian
CPU(s): 2
On-line CPU(s) list: 0,1
Thread(s) per core: 1
Core(s) per socket: 2
Socket(s): 1
NUMA node(s): 1
Vendor ID: AuthenticAMD
CPU family: 16
Model: 6
Model name: AMD Athlon(tm) II X2 220 Processor
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what is this ? 2007 ?
still better than a pi
needed something faster than RPI2 without spending more than like 25 bucks
//192.168.178.22/plex 1.8T 230G 1.6T 13% /mnt/plex
i setup this share last night and im already 13% in
rofl
NAME SIZE ALLOC FREE CKPOINT EXPANDSZ FRAG CAP DEDUP HEALTH ALTROOT
SSD 236G 67.5G 169G - - 31% 28% 1.00x ONLINE /mnt
Storage 36.3T 19.0T 17.4T - - 11% 52% 1.00x ONLINE /mnt
Storage4TB 14.5T 616G 13.9T - - 0% 4% 1.00x ONLINE /mnt
nice
weren't the Athlon X2 extremely power hungry?
the best part? i cant control the damn famns
don't know, not really something i worry about
we're getting solar etc
this is just an interim server to get stuff running properly
and then upgrade when needed haha
compared to the rest of my house a measly athlon x2 wouldn't be noticable anyway ๐คฃ
hahahaha
i had a litecoin rig a while ago
thing pulled 2KW
4x R9 290
2 1200W psu's

was a damn beast
only have one bloody picture of it
jesus christ
grabbed these off of my instagram
317 weeks ago
6 years ago so 2014 hahaha
its a screencap from my IG hahaha
the pic itself is shitty as fuck anyway
looked just like the camera pictures from my Sony Ericsson P800
Haha, I used to have something like that for my TV card ๐
let's see if there's a pic somewhere
MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS BEHEMOTH
this was a TV truck, some sick shit
OH MY
I FORGOT THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
hmmm, I probably have some pictures of the servers I had back in 2003 somewhere
you'll love those
A bit old pic...
i earned like millions of points on there cus i left them running and forgot hahahahaha
thought that was a Model M for a sc
totally worth running just a TV card on that system...
im doing such exciting stuff rn.. MTA 98-366 certification
kill me pls
@orchid rose is that a full pc running for JUST tv?
lol
yes it is
hahaha, hey if it works
im using a IBM model M and i just cant use anything else anymore
i keep coming back to this beast
new motherboard didn't have PCI that worked properly so I had to improvise
that cable management, lol
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it used to be neat
but then LAN's happened
and now im working fulltime and studying for CCNA/MDA/MTA and dont have time lmfao
I'd love to see what a robot vacuum would do to that
oh DUDE
i have a dyson vaccuum
it completely raped a HDMI cable
like a properly thick one
haha, they seem to love cables
in the category 'overdoing it'
now do the same in yaml!
way too professional
I'm always professional
I hosted my finnish WoW guild on that stuff back when we were 500 people
Think I didn't retire that old box until.... 2008
it was dual pentium pro
with 512MB RAM
and 6 9.1GB drives
wait what, didn't we have bigger drives back then already?
then there were 2x P4s on the side and top, one router and one jumpstation
and a NAS on the other side in a maxitower
sure we did @orchid rose but that box was... from 98
fair enough. I just remember 80-120GB drives from forever ago
must be like early 00's
i have a machine here that uses more power than most of my house and is slower than my phone
lol
Yeah, my filserver on the other side had 80, 120, 250, 400GB drives over time
everything ran Debian, except the router which started as smoothwall, then moved to pfsense
actually the servers might have started with slackware
come to think of it
I don't think I migrated to debian until 2005
Everything about PCs was so shit back then... IDE drives, lol
sounds about right, I think I started on Sarge
pff, we had SATA from 2003ish didn't we
good question
SATA revision 1.0 (1.5 Gbit/s, 150 MB/s, Serial ATA-150) Revision 1.0a[2] was released on January 7, 2003.
aye
those lovely beige cases as well
got a #node-red-archived question for y'all lol
with basically no air flow
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NEERRDDDSSSS

it's okay to be a nerd nowdays
Don't mix me in with those RGB people though
those are gamers
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and they'll call you a boomer
I'll accept boomer, I work on servers that are older than most RGB people ๐คฃ
all that RGB and then retro keyboard from the 80s
RGB people?
I'm too uncool to know what this is.
or maybe I'm too cool to know, lol.
@rain swift But now you're old, bitter and no fun anymore? Teenage you would be disgusted!! ๐
I'm still the same grumpy guy I was as a teenager ๐คฃ
Well, I don't have a desktop that I drag to LAN parties anymore, and I don't even have a big multi monitor setup at home. When you work on computers all day, the last thing you want to do is come home and sit in front of a bunch of monitors like you did all day.
so I fart around on the couch with my laptop.
its like being a mechanic, you don't wanna come home and work on a car in the garage all night.
Pff, I used to drag around my 3x40kg(80lbs) 23" CRTs to LAN parties, good thing I had a station wagon ๐คฃ
not that I played anything anyway, I hosted LAN parties and managed them from day #1
I got all that 24/7 living breathing computer stuff out of my system, now I have other non computer hobbies lol
I do things like HA at home but yeah.
@clear ferry I'll always remember a LAN party I was at years ago in a Thatched Cottage out in the country. 18 stupidly overpowered machines with 17" or 21" CRT, all powered off two old round pin sockets.
\? what is this, Wandows?
The wiring started getting so hot that the plaster started falling off where all the wires were routed.
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Ok peeps.. need some advice to be sneeky and monitor bedside lights without using a standard sonoff basic inline. We have teenage kids who like to think they are smart by closing their bedroom door, putting clothes against the bottom and having their bedside lights on at all hours of the early morning. I'd like to be able to monitor usage without having to splice into the cable, and as on/off control isn't important, just the monitoring is, I want to be able to hide it in the base.. ideas?
wait, it's a problem that kids have lights on in the morning ? ๐คฃ
at 1am when they should be asleep... yeah XD
pff, sleep, overrated, I used to go to bed at 2-3am from I was 13 till I was like.... 34 ๐คฃ
how about an ambient light sensor ?
using something like a WeMos D1 hidden in the base?
sure
hmmm.. would it work using Tasmota flashed? just thinking if there's the option in the firmware to have an ALS on one of the pins?
what the RGB is going on in here.. color splash ๐คข
do you use z-wave? the aeotec multisensor has a light sensor built in
you could measure the light level in the room and use that in your automations
it also measures UV so you might be able to ignore light values if UV values are high (implying the sun is shining)
Not played with z-wave yet.. I'm more of a WeMos/arduino kinda guy..
a photoresistor hooked up to arduino/esp would also be trivial
hey guys, anyone having tado thermostat here?
omfg I just figured out nginx http to https stuff
so got my esphomeyaml working
nginx makes more sense as time goes by
that I already do afaik
And you just figured out the http to https? Lol
for me, nothing worse than baby poop or an animal with explosivve diarrhea. still cleaning :\
You have an explosive baby animal with diarrhea you say ?
cat with explosive diarrhea
haha
when we first got our boy doggo, he was ending his recovery from intestinal worms and i just left for business for a 3 week long trip... he passed his worms a week out from return a few times all over the kitchen... my awesome wife decided to take a bunch of pics every time it happened to send to me - and now i can't have spaghetti ever again
lol
mmmm, angel hair pasta
that said, my daughter has never pooped in her sleep, and she has only three times pooped so much I had to carry her into the shower to get it sorted ๐คฃ
surprising with the amount of cheese you keep going on about lol
lucky
She loves cheese
If she sees cheese
SHE'S GONNA HAVE IT
OH LAWD
SHE WANT DEM CHEESE
lol
Wallace 
mine doesn't really have an erhmaghrd food
Nick Park does good work
but she'll eat almost anything
Yeah, there is nothing she won't eat
but cheese, raisins, cultured milk
oh lawd, have mercy she won't give up
she have never once since birth forgotten about something
they say, out of sight out of mind
oh no, she'll hunt it
Oh, you're in for some fun then
My son is like that. It'll be months later and we'll get asked where's such and such or why did so and so do ...
holy shit someone take a screenshot... atx put a HEART on the screen!
I am expecting that tinky ๐คฃ
It's Tinky, it's Tinky and the brain brain brain brain
holy hell, going through old paperwork, and found 7x 3.5in ring binders for an old lawsuit
this is definitely a couple trees right here ๐ฆ
Lol lawsuits
Smarthome win of the day!
Sitting on the coutch and the lights started flashing wtf.jpg what happens
an alexa alert + sms saying to me that the kitchen is standing underwater.
Actually my dishwasher started leaking.
but after I was at home and the alarm came so quickly only around 2 glasses of water gottn spilled
Nice!
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damn, nice! i need to get some leak sensors
although i'm under warranty for another 5 years, so let it all blow up lol
n ๐ง !
i have four water leak sensors
one under the dishwasher, one in the laundry room by the water heater and washer, one in both bathrooms
it's smart to have
our last house we had them in all kinds of places, but left them with the house as a selling point
ever get into a YouTube rabbit hole and suddenly you're watching videos of a dude steam cleaning someone's carpet?
lol always
i got sucked into a guy's videos that does car detailing on super disgusting cars
i have the smartthings ones. $18-20 and they have contacts on both the top and bottom. works great with ZHAแถ แตสณแตแถฆแตแตแตโฟ... but more info in #zigbee-archived if wanted
@steel urchin british dude?
Been doing that since 2AM ๐คฃ
nah, lemme see if i can find him
saw a video of a guy detailing a 94 McLaren F1 car, real jizz machine
https://youtu.be/5Gh9f1pq_Kg?t=1119 timestamp to before/after comparison
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if someone treats the interior of a car like that, just imagine what must be going on under the hood -- not worth the effort imo
Eleventyseven guy kills most of my time these days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4j7es-dIwA&t=32s
i know a chick that has a gross car (not AS bad as that one, but still beyond my comfort level), but she does oil changes like clockwork - at the mini dealership ๐คฃ they charge her something like $280 for a basic oil change
one under the dishwasher, one in the laundry room by the water heater and washer, one in both bathrooms
isn't all these the same room? lol jk
hehe thanks for that @tidal bronze ... been getting a ton of spam calls from buying/selling homes, all kinds of wild things as of late - i've just recently started fuckin with em ๐ Might work on my game and make some of these vids
when i called amcrest they wanted to RD into my system.. i said "hellll no", but now i'm going to boot up a VM specifically for this crap
when your house is attached to someone else's house
dude a condo like 2 doors down is 2 million
I got a call for $100 voucher, said I could use it at HD I put home Depot on conf. It was epic.
That's just one.
the scammer straight up answers the recording for the guy
there's a girl that's a voice actor that does stuff like that too
she's got a PERFECT IVR imitation
6011526812835328
lol taking dono's on stream during the call and the scammer doesn't even pay attention
i wish i could use: 0118 999 881 999 119 725.... 3
5555-55585-5555-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY
@last dirge IRLROSE or something. Cool stuff, Alexa voice
she's great
oh yeah i saw that one
yep
I hope is a good place to share HA ideas.... I did a gist to show how I transfort my Android TV, into a Home Assistant Camera... https://gist.github.com/Breakerz/3006e130176168efc2412fd85ad034ac
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this is the worst place on this server to share anything related to home assistant lol
hahahahahaha
@wary storm sharing this on the forum would be better. it'll get buried here
oh sorry lol
or the subreddit
and in this channel in particular home assistant is off topic
as we like to say... FORBIDDEN TOPIC
ok .. forget about it... How it's the weather out there ? (try to make a diversion)
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normal transition here
noooooooo the door sensor i was gonna order is now "under restocking" son-of-a..
Well... apparently the server I bought last week came with a dying drive...
excellent
@scenic radish have you forgotten already? i'm 6-8 hours from you lol
o rite
@last dirge wtf weather getting nice in georgia just before I leave
Rain? What's that?
Hmmm, we've got about half of that temperature right now
No rain though, too cold ๐
74 degrees Fahrenheit degrees Celsius?
Gotta talk to Google about that @low harness ๐
I like the look of those temperatures @clear ferry - can you send some over this way please ๐
That only makes sense for -40 degrees whatever
yeah, my home hub was showing me temps in F for months.. then suddenly one morning it was C

@clever mortar you can book a airbnb at my parents ๐คฃ
The wife may have something to say about my abandoning her ๐
Or is this that stupid british thing, where temperatures are in celsius until they pass a certain threshold and become fahrenheit because it sounds more hardcore?
Well, I'm of the generation where the switch from Imperial to Metric "kinda" happened
and @low harness is almost on the generation where driving on the right to the left happened ๐คฃ
For some things I naturally think in metric, for some imperial, and in most cases I can translate
damn swedes
We're never going to do that here, because it would be too much like hard work ๐
i wish the US used the metric system
WE ALL DO
We all do.
damn muuuurica
I'd rather they switched to a sane date format...
that too
Most companies already do for things that matter
its fricking insane with the date stuff, especially with firmware/drivers
because sometimes it denoted in US sometimes in others
IS THIS FIRMWARE FROM MAY OR SEPTEMBER
who knows
year-month-day should be the standard
YYYY-mm-dd
timestamps ๐
though i usually change to "25-Jan-20" for any system i can
i prefer YO/UR/MOM
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i think F makes sense for measuring how comfortable a temperature is
I'm supposed to deploy code Saturday
and the tester is just now asking the business owner for clarification on something
GAH
Eh, that's days in advance
and his answer was "what did the old code do"
They could have been asking on Friday afternoon
and I have to explain that it didn't do a damn thing because it was bad code
"generate heat"
and I told the tester how the new code was supposed to work
@wet pilot yeah, turn ones and zeroes into heat
@steel urchin did you ditch that TSLA at 570 or nah?
Anyone using Klipsch outdoor speakers?
lol no. Thinking of changing existing ones so trying to get some feedback
569, for some of it.
@tidal bronze what do you do with the ones you replace?
Moving some to work
I have a box in my basement that has like 20 bose car speakers in it that at the time I thought for sure i would do something with but that was 20 years ago
Currently run mix of Polk and Russound want to make them all one brand/model
@forest edge I'll take em, thx
they will end up in a garage sale if i can ever remember they are down there when I hold one lol
I always forget about them
@scenic radish want a pair of Atriums?
Oh I was jk, but thank you
he wouldn't know where to put them.. all 4 wall space is taken ๐
HEY
tbh it's actually a decent size. ~1100 sq ft
pretty big balcony too. 14' x 8' or so
lmao
it's cool too because half of the balcony is recessed by the building structure, so i can have the living room windows open when it's raining
and it has a regular slab door to the balcony instead of a sliding door
sliding doors == ๐คข
your garage is only 4ft wide?
and terrible for efficiency
wtf do you park in there? clown car?
i think he meant my condo's square footage lol
No it's 550sqft ๐
oh lmao

he doesn't get to go up in the sears tower so he's missing out
i'd just like to personally thank you for calling it the sears tower
i don't even remember what it's name is now lol
willis tower ๐คข

yup
Then everything would be called trump something after he bought it and bankrupted it and had to sell it 
oh no! coronvirus spotted in a city 40 mins from me runs to get mask
Nice knowing you.
does @scenic radish live in a matchbox like Stuart Little?
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hey, all i can say is $30/month for heat in the winter and no more than $80/month for cooling in the summer is pretty nice
in the summer i keep it at 74 during the day and 70/71 overnight
80 when away
That's unfair.
and my mortgage is $330/month lol
Paying for cooling a house just sounds so wrong.
๐คทโโ๏ธ unless you live in a climate that doesn't get super hot or you have a passivhaus not sure what the options are
Move ๐
oh
@low harness where do you live?
๐บ ok tinkerer now what?
You don't want to know water /electricity bills here lol
Gas is cheap, pretty cheap
not sure what my water bill is, it's just rolled into my dues
@tidal bronze I only pay $10.5/Kwh
@last dirge Sweden
you've not got days where it's regularly 40 or above I'd assume
Water bill ๐ค
Yep water damn expensive.
Not really, no. Started happening a few days per summer last few years.
Don't miss having to pay for water...
walls not connected to someone else ๐ค
well you pay for it one way or another tinkerer
Brian you mean 0.10?
@low harness where I live there are weeks on end where it's hovering around 40C
@tidal bronze yes, of course
hahaha
"I pay 100x the national average"
it contains only the fanciest pixies
Starts at 0.17 to 0.23 plus access charge per tier
the tastiest magic smoke
hickory flavored
oof good
divide by 100
I was starting to wonder
my original statement didn't make cents
heh
reminds me of the guy talking to the verizon rep when he was charged $0.02/kb instead of $0.0002/kb
Still cheaper
@scenic radish and the Verizon idiot couldn't understand they were three orders of magnitude wrong
did TMO get their shit fixed yet?
yeah we pay c11 for both power and access
not sure if that in included in the total usually
so 5.5c for each
There's other taxes on top of those rates lol
taxes and fees included
yaaaas
@scenic radish they had a massive outage today
I wish
yeah
i have t-mobile...
Not here
the TMO half of my dual sim wasn't working this morning
weird, i didn't have issues either
ah
Been having issues with ATT at work.
I need to call them to come re-bury this fiber that's worked its way out of the ground
Site-to-site link down to home ๐ฆ Can' get anything done.
fiber came out? how
rain
and shitty burying practices
it's just some guy with a "special" shovel that jams it into the ground
and seeing how I've cut the damn thing twice, I don't want to mess with it ๐
once was the night before I had a deployment early the next day
spent the whole next day at Starbucks leeching their intertubes
what kind of fiber do they use btw? just curious
the glass kind
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I don't know how to answer your question
it's in black insulation
and there's a fiberglass cable in it
ok
hope you're using a VPN at starbucks
and also a metal wire so the utility tracers can beep it
because fios use copper to house
I'm FTTH
there's an optical network terminator on the side of my house
fiber runs from whatever device is at the curb to that
@scenic radish I'm on the work VPN if I"m working
makes sense
omg the cat diahera it just dosen't stop
lmao
lol
hahaha
don't get a roomba or it'll spread it all over
my back is actually killing me from cleaning it up. i texted the woman and said, hey there will be some messes i missed nothing i cn do lol
time to turn the cat into an outside cat...permanently
no that would never happen
Damn that sucks man
jk
@scenic radish .............the roomba image in my head, why
Roborock now with LIDAR and TURDAR
why is an alternative name for the poop emoji "hankey"? lol
South Park?
ah, never seen it
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
how have you never watched southpark?
i only know of Mr Poopybutthole
omg that is right up your ally
I couldn't get into SP. Too immature for me
lol
Same for Ren and Stimpy back in the day
i watched that too lol
same
looking back I don't know why the fuck my parents let me watch R&S
No sir, I don't like it
i didn't grow up with tv, so it wasn't a big thing for me... but i remember being at a friend's house and there was an episode on where they shaved the cat's tongue, and it grossed me out
lol
that's pretty emblematic of the whole cartoon
there was a recurring theme of exposed dental nerves
Nightmare fuel
can't wait for the outlet insulation pads to come in... it's amazing how much air these things let in
i counted 74 outlets in the house!
and only 19 switches
@scenic radish no shit
shit man put that in a spoiler tag
You're supposed to have walls that are thicker than an outlet box.
that doesn't even make sense to me
that attic and joist headers are open, so it allows air to flow into the walls
in turn, it squeezes through the outlets and switches
so you get something like this
at my last house it cut the bill by $50/mo
that's in freedom bills, aka USD
That's half my electricity bill, in winter... but around here we have a thing called "insulation" that we put in our walls.
yeah that's just for exterior walls
And attics...
you still have an entire attic, and open joist headers
We've got about a foot of insulation in the attic
so you guys don't have vents for your attic to exhaust?
might be a texas thing? i dunno... every house i've owned has been this way
on #8 now, so i'd say i've had a decent sample size compared to most
UK insulates between the attic and the body of the house
yeah we do too, but usually only 10-12 inches, and not to cover most joists... but when you get air literally pushing through because of high winds (we're having upwards of 30mph today) you can really feel it pushing through the walls and outlets
@steel urchin so you getting the child proof plugs as well ? ๐
mmm i dunno... wifey wanted to, but not yet.. so far it's only $12 for 100 count of pads, we'll see how this works
i hate pulling those things out when i need an outlet, and no children will be stepping foot into this house
You need to caulk the box edges and plug the unused ones with child proof caps
i was seeing everyone using expanding foam, and i just thought "what a fuckin nightmare"
Never foam. Disaster
@clever mortar US too
yeah.. well you can get construction grade foam that doesn't expand, but that's usually only used around exterior trims for backfill... either way, sounds like a mess in the making
There is equal airflow through the actual plug out the female ends as much as edges
there's foam meant for window casings you can use
spray it between the box and the sheetrock
it doesn't expand
you just wait for it to cure and cut off the small excess with a knife
yeah that's what i'm talking about Brian
you can tool it with a putty knife before it cures if you want and you won't have to trim it
yeah, that's why we're thinking the plugs for some, i haven't sourced any yet and want to see what the pads alone help with... but putties and foams and caulking all is a pain in the butt to do almost 100 units... i'd rather just slap a pad that covers the gaps ๐
like i said, it did a lot for me in the last house... 3k sqft it cut the bill by 33%
and kept humidity down
your walls aren't insulated with anything?
not interior walls
they used fiberglass insulation for sound dampening since the 70's
this house is fiber on exterior only.. last house was foam throughout (it backed to a highway with a train through the middle of the highway)
woot
weird
all my other houses were like this, fiberglass insulation on exterior, nothing on interior
in theory it isn't needed on interior
we fill all our walls with insulation, interior or exterior
it's certianly useful
like isaid it was used on interior walls for sound control mostly
captures noise, keeps walls from filling up with cold air etc
cause fiberglass is so cheap
yeah not here anyway :S
think it's been standard since... 1950s atleast, before that the houses didn't have it but most people who bought a house in the 80s or later would just bore a hole in the walls, and fill it with insulation
fiberglass in bits
maybe it's a southren vs northern thing
could be
Y'all got some of that there insulation ?
been in georgia too long ๐คฃ
Aye, I'm starting to get an accent
that's funny
now when he goes home he'll get beat up there too lol
I came here with generic english ๐คฃ
I still can do a pretty decent Irish accent from living there
inb4 @strange vapor

if it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!
OH NO IT'S SCROOGE MCDUCK
somethin a friend and i used to yell for no reason
That is atleast understandable Scottish
compared to tinkerer
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I'm pretty sure he has a proper accent
one time my wife asked what time it was, and in my best sean connery voice i said "itsh shex titty"
and we died for about 10 minutes
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Scots are a rare breed for sure
So, if you want 2๏ธโฃ Google Nest Hubs for $99... get it while you can. https://www.bestbuy.com/site/combo/smart-displays/c9198431-b894-4d26-8a04-9c11fa2bc469
Someone in the Home Assistant FB group shared it.
yeah that is usually the same price we get it for in norway
wish we had the max though
For two? Here that's just the price for one.
Right? I couldn't believe it.
if I only needed two ๐คฃ
they must be having a hell of time getting rid of those lol
BBY does that once in a while, a decent piece of hardware goes on insane sale for unknowingly any reason
gotta love the postal service https://i.imgur.com/W080st7.png
what a day, feel like i been managing a daycare
backblaze b2's web file browser is terrible
I need a cloud backup
cloud ๐คข
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Necessary for off-site backup
so sit the nas outside the door and consider it off-site
Wish my family friends are more tech-savvy then we could share nas
Cloud ๐คข
Aww shit, reminds me I need to copy some more of my Plex library to Google
I forgot all about that stuff ๐
Ive never been to Wendy's
Is it any good?
They are feisty on twitter atleast๐
Itโs a fraction better than McDonalds, but in the same ally.

Their Spicy Chicken sandwich is probably the best thing on the menu. At least itโs real chicken.
low bar
@clear ferry get a frosty from wendy's. all you need ot get from there
the fries are good and the burger are alright. but wendy's frosty's are awesome
The spicy nugs are good too
Yes
Yes I do
Bring me a whole ๐ to the table, I'll ๐ช off what I want and
the rest ๐๏ธ
do you like it still mooing?
atx goes back with mad cow disease lol
I like what the French call bleu
So 2 second on each side
To be fair, that is closer to French medium
So 1.5 seconds instead
But I am also the guy who eats raw bacon from the package
And raw minced meat
'raw' bacon
yes
Well, as raw as you get uncooked bacon from a package
Like this ungodly URL
I've never had food poisoning, been eating anything for 30 years
our bacon is nothing like the bacon your use to eating
You have dirty bacon @forest edge ?
we have real bacon
whatever your use to is the cut down, slimmed out petty of an excuse shadow of what our bacon is

there's no doubt. i've read articles about it comparing our bacon to the rest of the world lol
was some Europe thing
thats not bacon
Sea-bacon!
like calling a slim piece of steak cow-bacon
bacon only comes from one animal
anything else is not bacon lol
Long pig?
It's so expensive here to do a house to euro standards
Because it's such a novelty. You automatically end up in luxury designer territory
long pig? lol
What is euro standards?
Insulation :D
Windows that aren't 3mm loose single pane in an aluminum frame slapped in the wall with a dab of construction adhesive
Poorly installed leaky ac ducting in a hot attic leaky under black tiles
I thought the houses in the cities were well made?
they only look it from the outside lol
No one even knows how bad they are
or is that only in like Sydney? lol
So not a crackhouse @hushed basalt ?
So you build big grill pits
If not all construction
And live in them
Render , Brick, air gap ,brick, plaster
Typical wall
Ceilings are just plasterboard, attic, tile
Modern Nรธrwรซgiรฅn house
Older Nรธrwรซgiรฅn house
Dang Google is letting me down with the URLs lately
was half expecting the older one to be a log cabin style lol
yea thats alittle closer to what i would picture. maybe even more hobbit like lol
should have tons of stone houses though right?
No
Wood
All of it
We have block Foundation
But wood top
I can count the stone houses I've seen in my life on two hands
And all were built in the 30-40is
I wonder why so few
maybe cause of the insulation aspect. although stone and wood are very comparable in that
stone is better i think actually
Yes, but we have so much wood
Stone never made sense
They are very warm in summer too
We preferably need something that is warm in winter
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oh just trying to poke as few holes in my firewall as possible for my IoT VLAN
yet failing, apparently lol
oh god someone said the v werd
heh v word
atx wearing his pink power ranger suit while listening to that
the what what

lol
i'm actually just fighting firewall with fire now though
gets out the flamethrower
PEBKAC for sure๐
lol oh definitely
why is it so difficult to find out all of the ports and server addresses and such these things talk to? lol
they change
it's stupid, like they have a prebuitl database of ips and crap to randomly connect to
yeah, they do change
this video doorbell connected to 20 diffrent ips in the matter of 30 seconds
hell my ecobee worked a week ago and I had to add more to my firewall to make it work again
oof. ring?
Cloud stuff ๐คข
no this amtrek or whatever it is
yeah, I'm not really liking just how much stuff tries to talk to the internet on its own
blame atx, it's his fault this crap exsist
I mean with my google home mini i know it should be talking to google, but always trying to go to google's dns instead of using what it's told? ick
lol damn it atx!
also, i'm seeing my smart tv trying to connect to 239.255.255.250 whatever the hell that is (local address according to ip lookup sites)
that looks like it's most likely a unicast address
it shits out packets on that address so things can find it
Multicast rather
whatever
eh, some sort of cast
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|| @scenic radish ||
yup it's multicast
you might also see Who has 10.0.0.x? Tell 10.0.0.y or whatever your subnet is lol
chromecast
finds more IP addresses that belong to Google and/or Amazon, doesn't know if any domains are associated with them, gets aggravated
@scenic radish that would be lldp I guess
I'm trying to negotiate a SSO platform at work
the ops guys are all like "we can just use MS ActiveDirectory"
|| @scenic radish ๐ก ||
|| https://youtu.be/tlgY9TWKnvk||
without ever explaining how it'd generate web tokens for validation
OpenID Connect?
there's nothing to do it by default
and pretty much everything I could find that MS publishes about either OIDC or SAML is about deploying it in Azure with some PaaS subscription
would make me sleep too lol
I would be the only non project manager in my company in Scandinavia who has project management certification ๐
those tailights lol https://youtu.be/TupcsSkw6Os
Here it is, the brand new 2020 Aud RS Q8! In this video you can see a visual review of the RS, including the start up of the 4.0 V8 TFSI TwinTurbo.
Car: Audi RS Q8
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Acceleration 0 - 100 km/h 3.58 seconds
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Donโt confuse your project board with your project bored
What about the principles with my principles?
ded
Btw, did your wife translate my mails yet?๐
Scrolling indicator lights are the worst
Simple on/off pulses are simple and are much easier to see
Only car that does them justice is some of the 70s muuuuurica cars
My brain mostly has fault domains
hmm should we redirect all bitcoin questions to quadflight? lol
A light scrolling from 0 to 100 takes longer for your brain to figure out what it is

@hushed basalt you can't jumble the effects of age into a mass group like that. the younger you are any differences would be so minute it wouldn't even be something you could calculate
like judging by peripheral vision. we naturally start start to lose/decay it as we age but while we are young it's fully intact no issues
I've never been fully intact
In vision atleast
Born with an umbilical cord around my neck, one eye not very good, so no depth perception and a lot of walking into walls as a child
well it didn't help you wore a superhero helmet all your life regardless if people were impressed by your he-man 6 face helmet or not
Worst part now is 3d does very little for me ๐
Idgaf ๐ ๐
hey guys!?
I have adapted depth perception, but it took like 25 years until that worked reasonably
YES???!!

After i add an integration to the configuration.yalm, what do i have to do next in order to use the integration?
Sorry for asking here, just installed HA for the 1st time
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@forest edge does it make you feel better if I told you I had to sleep in moisture cabinets a few times per year until I was like 4 because of a rare breathing issue? That I grew out of by the time I was 10? 
only thing you'll find here is dirty underwear and bad jokes
wtf is a moisture cabinet?
oh I don't remember what we call those but it isn't that lol
Yeah, I just translated the Norwegian word
baby greenhouse
What happened do your avatar
@ocean mirage basically
he changed it to a booooob
@scenic radish mรฅds
I've always had this avatar
Did you ping @Mold again?
lol atMold
Bjorn Riis
@mรธdd
is that gilmourish
Yes
huh
WHY IS IT PINK WHISKERZ
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all tediore see's is a booooob
More like the areola
I still wanna know what happened with the person who PM'ed you there HA version lol
@scenic radish saved them from eternal damnation
I answered them in #330944238910963714 , then they DM'd me so I told them to ask in the public channel and we never heard from them again ๐

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atx is gonna be tied up awhile in #330944238910963714 lol
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phnx is all playing it off like he's not here lol
@wet pilot WAKE UP
I have every channel but this one muted, I miss all the fun
@penis wake up
Like everybody else who had this muted @ocean mirage
I only mute iOS and dev channels
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I only mute ur mom

you should give out your cell number for more indepth tech support atx lol
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oh, wasn't actually here ๐
now u r
lol



one more hour before i get paid (typically)
bossman told me i got my full quarterly bonus this time too
Quarterly bonus 
oh, probably 25 hours before it shows up
We do yearly
10% annually assessed quarterly
Got 8.5% last year 
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