#the-water-cooler
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Nah, they have the worst English accent in the world, and they can't even understand eachother
We need another opinion on that. π
preferably in voice for comparison sake lol
Yep.
I don't know any Danish users here 
I do remember that video you linked that was denmark right atx?
Norwegians making fun of Danish people yes
the shop video where they didn't understand each other
@forest edge mads Mikkelsen has a pretty strong Danish accent
too lazy for this shit
You surely know him
it's not that bad lol
From James bond and Hannibal
surprised you haven't ran across worst English speaking Americans where you are yet lol
Wait what
southerner accents https://youtu.be/qe_bx_YgTHU
Everybody appears to be speaking generic American here
waaaay better example https://youtu.be/03iwAY4KlIU
We have places in Norway and Sweden where the accents are so strong they have to caption it on tv
hehe
I had no trouble understanding any of that atleast
being in the middle my whole life I understand the north and south equally but to my friends in NJ ect they have trouble sometimes understanding even texans lol
A guide to most Norwegian accents
that isn't english.. is it?
No
ok wanted to make sure my ears weren't broke haha

@wet pilot with the exception of a few words like "water" it dosen't seem bad to me
but holy hell those exception words can catch you off guiard lol
then when you say something it switches to wata
at least it isn't bahsten
Foggetaboooutit
the biggest thing that got me was the transition from saying bag to sack between coast lol
pop vs soda
yea lol
I think it's neat the new ghostbuster tied the story with the original movies and even tied it in special for Harold Ramis character but i got a bad feeling the movie itself is gonna suck
Still all female cast?
I was expecting it to be a sequel to the new one
.... docker has shit documentation with the local volume driver and cifs
cifs π€’
this mac and NFS = abadidea
Oh no my home interwebs went out
wompwomp
China gonna be upset it's children can't call home
and database now works over cifs..... need to figure out the dam opts for a user and password
Oh wait I block those already
huh, LTT hit 10M subs
ERROR: http://dl-cdn.alpinelinux.org/alpine/v3.10/community: temporary error (try again later)
when life tells you to go back to bed
Increase logging on a Python app, Mopidy, as it occasionally chews through memory and gets killed off. Hoping to find the root cause. However, I have been denied by journald:
systemd-journald[16929]: File /run/log/journal/3ea262c060994317a7b77fdbdf118faf/system.journal corrupted or uncleanly shut down, renaming and replacing.
anyone happen to use a fibaro 212 with a dimmable led bulb that doesn't make a annoying buzzing noise?
I'd ask in #zwave-archived
You'll find folks who use that there, and #general-archived or #330944238910963714 for general dimmable LED bulb experience
kk thanks
Eh, didn't get a deep one turning up though π€· π
I heard that Linus from LTT is thinking of Retiring.
i usually keep up on mine, 12.89G freed. tons of images and one hanging network
@valid halo thinking of but not planning on it yet
ended up watching that stream live last night
@wanton rivet If you're not careful, docker containers will eat through space. Each layer contributes.
Almost 130G is excesive though π
yea that's insane
i've just got my stuff running on a 32gb card atm and am curious if I should schedule a clean and restart task
the HA container is huge and has lots of layers
We've had teams at work who were eating through EBS volumes. When we investigatd, they were never doing any pruning.
$$$$$$$
We were called in when they hit hard account limits for EBS volumes in AWS, and they requested more a limit update. AWS, in fairness, went you might want to review your usage and my team got called in.
It was damn nuts!
big yikes
Showing them how to prune saved a lot of cash.
Also forcing them to use ephemerial instances for their CI/CD rather than EC2 pets which stayed up for ages.
no it's a development machine, builds containers - we save versioned containers and layers added up for the last 5 days because of maintenance
tfw you accidentally delete the main configuration file
whoopsies lol
time to start over...! :)
git revert?
wompwomp
Eish, that's school fees
Be sure to regularly, automatically, back up your Home Assistant install. There are various critical files and configuration options (like the Z-Wave network key), plus all your time. Hass.io has snapshots, and for unix type installs see this page. Oh, and most important of all test your ability to restore regularly.
c:
s/Home Assistant/FORBIDDEN TOPIC/g
docker-compose config?
I ask google to find my phone more often than feels right
my wife does that almost every day
I'ts been nearly 24 hours
Yeah
but I've like searched all the usual places
so I'm feelin a bit dejected
I've got some friends coming over tonight
Maybe i'll bribe them to look with pizza
in the sheets, behind the bed, under pillow - i tend to lose my phone if I fall asleep reading stuff on it haha
Checked there
Do you know if I can buy a "Notice me I'm a cyclist dayglo" case for a pixel 3?
Anyone want a laugh... I just spent an hour putting a sonoff basic into an extension cord. Making up the earth, soldering the earth together properly, taping it all up with mamoth tape. Only to then realise I've not flashed it yet π€¬ π
big oof
Majorly annoyed.. was hoping to get the bedroom lamps and led strip installed into a sonoff before the Mrs gets home π¦
Oh man
I remember I had such a time with my first son off basic
trying to get the strands of wire into each proper thing
was um
difficult
Done π
I already had the soldering iron out, so I just tinned the wires.. so they slipped right in π
I think I might actually cry
π’
Set the wifi up on the Tasmota wifi thingy.. it rebooted and hasn't appeared on my router π¦ Must have typed the password wrong
Rushing is not good... do I have to flash it again? Or can I reset it?
(this is not technically a technical question in lounge.. it's more so you can laugh at me & maybe save my bacon by telling me to hold the button down or something)
4 short presses! π
I don't know what all the button does for tasmota but I'd be willing to bet you'd havve to reflash
Done it π 4 short presses resets the wifi π
wow nice feature for you lol
Very nice! π
FYI for reference: https://github.com/arendst/Tasmota/wiki/Button-usage
The sonoff basics are actually pretty neat I think
sonoffs are cool.
Though I want to slap as hard as I can which ever poor bastard fresh out of college created the offical sonoff app
Hey, anyone do anything with home assistant in the garden/greenhouse?
I'd ask over in #330944238910963714 π
For chat around things that aren't Home Assistant related, like whether Docker or Kubernetes, or Celcius or Kelvin, or Celcius or Celsius, or anything. NO POLITICS or RELIGION and BE CIVIL to one another or get BANNED permanently.
Thanks
Quick question. I have a HVAC that is directly controlled by HA. I can set the temperature up and down. I alse have several temp sensors on the same floor, that I have combined to get an average temp reading.
Is it possible to use this setup to regulate the HVAC up and down based on the temp sensors?
.topic @runic ginkgo
@runic ginkgo For chat around things that aren't Home Assistant related, like whether Docker or Kubernetes, or Celcius or Kelvin, or Celcius or Celsius, or anything. NO POLITICS or RELIGION and BE CIVIL to one another or get BANNED permanently.
You'd want to ask over in #330944238910963714
Ah.. sorry.
Roborock s6 on sale for $474 USD - https://slickdeals.net/f/13817768-roborock-s6-robot-vacuum-with-selective-room-cleaning-473-91-free-shipping
I like The Hook Up's approach. buy an old robovac and upgrade it lol
s4 is basically the s6 without mopping
and a lower "climbing" ability
yeah i think the s6 has like 2cm more clearance
which could make a diff on some rugs
Gah
Not having my phone sucks
I can't buy anything on amazon because it wants an OTP
since when do they have 2-factor?
Dunno
lol that's why i β€οΈ GoogleFi. Texts -> Hangouts
I've looked everywhere I can think of
so I'm gonna bribe friends to look a bit with pizza
android?
Yes. Before you say "use google to ring the phone." battery is dead cuz I'm retraded
oh
I guess I could start tidying my house and hope it shows up
where could a pixel 3 in a otterbox case hide
@forest edge hangouts is alive and well my friend
if you google find my phone you should get its last reported location
@last dirge covers ears lies!
3 meters
about a states width in miles
i'm not looking forward to hangouts getting fully killed. I managed to get my family to all use it in a group chat and have that chat muted
if it shows in your house, plus/minus 3m
isn't that duo that you are speaking of? not hangouts
it's my default messaging app
same
Fi?
i haven't used duo so dunno, just know hangouts isn't on my pixel and never uninstaleld it
yup
they're not going to kill it for Fi users
duo isn't the same as hangouts that i am refering lol
the old hangouts was nothing but a mess
π€’
google use to force you to pipe evverything through hangouts
it was so messed up that they broke everything
Oh speaking of Google
My house and the trees outside it have 3D models now
Google has been BUZAY
if you wanted to do like that google voice mail crap when it came out, had to pipe it through hangouts and internet messaging with hangouts
i've been ignoring the hangouts closing stuff... they've been saying that for like 6 or 7 years now
duo is garbage
and requires cell confirmation
i got a friend who loves duo but i have never even opened it up once lol
i opened it and it wanted my phone number to verify, so i noped out
lol amazon driver just dropped off a package at the door, looked up at the camera and covered her face and ran off lol
Cute
so your cam is still going strong? did you do the paste trick?
when i took it back apart, the paste had kinda gooped around from the heat... not sure i'll do that again on the new one, unless i put a dime on top or something
of course after seeing the last one not touching thier shit excuse for a heat sink I diffidently artic silvered it. prob would die coming this summer if i hadn't.. might still lol
yeah i'm sure in the summer it's going to die π¦
and yea as long as you don't go playing around with the config software the camera runs fine
lol
hasn't evven done th that bw/color swap that i noticed
why's shit gotta be so shitty?
that is your fault. i didn't know they had that program till you brought it up. you essentially bricked 3 cameras lol
no you bricked mine by telling me that thing exsisted lol
it ran for 2 days till i went in to change the color mode then poof lol
funny thing is that amcrest employee on the forum post i linked specifically talked about that. wish i had found that post earlier might have saved us both some headache hehe
πΏ
that was daul's tool
not amcrest that i was talking about
thier tool didn't brick the camera
ah well that's how i found out about the ip config tool... cuz after that i searched "amcrest ip config tool" and that came up... but really, it shouldn't be doing anything the hardware can't support
lol
that's on them really
and in no circumstance should it ever BRICK from changing a value, without recovery
most devices have a backup of the last firmware specifically for this purpose
well that employee made mention that somehow the tool makes it so the device cannot factory reset
that was the whole issue
yeah because it corrupted the whole firmware π€£
I hate LDAP
he said something about the legacy version of the tool, but i couldn't find like a listing of what would have been an updated version nor did i want to risk it
but... LDAP is better than nothing
Any splash proof GA units out there ?
how much conformal coating you got?
π€£
remember... when you poke around in .storage have at least a backup - you have to start fresh otherwise π€£
what in god green earth would you be poking in .storage lol
thourght that I meight can skip it configuring users π it worked twice
nb4 reee
Haha! I just missed that I had ctrl+l-ed out of ssh and ran shutdown -h now on ny desktop!
lol oops!
that's why i started doing colored prompt lines depending on the host i'm on
I have that too. The color is hashed from the hostname.
But that requires you to look at the screen.
rip
what a pain in the dick
I can dump LDAP data into an LDIF file but the directory won't let me reimport it without removing password information
Uuuh thats sounds interesting @low harness care to share that PS1?
I really need to learn git one of these days. I cannot for the life of me figure out how you even start a PR for a doc
under addons ect there is a link i can click to create an issue but i don't see that for a doc
you tal;king this page? https://github.com/home-assistant/home-assistant.io/blob/current/source/_docs/installation.markdown?
there's a link on the docs page
From there, use the edit link - #devs_documentation-archived can help
make a fork, make a branch, make a change, make a commit, make a pr
@hearty depot for fish shell it's just set_color (hostname -s | md5 | cut -c-6) in fish_prompt.fish
I have a bash/zsh version layout around somewhere too, though.
fish_prompt.fish sound fishy π€£
phishy even π
holy thats a lot of neded packages
Beware. It's not exactly POSIX
I usually stay off it for servers. But it works on a PC that's mostly used for entertainment.
I reformat my PC around every 4 monts anyway
when its nicee it ll come into my deployment script π
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November 2014. Time flies.
Class 10 or A1 class SD messed that up lol oh well
@forest edge I was going through SD cards on Pi's stupidly fast. Make the OS as Read Only as possible, disabled local logging and off loaded any logs I was interested in to a syslog-ng instance on my NAS. Suddenly SD cards are lasting some bit longer!
i solved it with USB boot on an SSD π
That works too, but in this case it was little Pi Zeros which are only expected to run snapclient and do some presence detection!
ah yeah, makes sense
Have to play with booting off USB SSD.
the doc was more pointing performance in general not just life expectancy. the A2 cards are a mixed bag, most report are actually slower on rpi's simply because they didn't add in the functionality to support the A2 specification
did the pi4 got finally support?
A1 is recommende,d but Class 10 is the one that will just work regardless of sd brand
no @hearty depot
I'm still used to thinking of the PI as horrible for USB storage after attempting to use pre-Pi4 as a NAS
soon β’οΈ

If I recall correctly, the Pi4 separated out Network and USB bus.
it's all been separated even the sd reader has been offloaded from sharying the same memory controller as the wifi ect
so the sd reader is around twioce as fast as the rpi3 ect
the rpi4 is kind of a beast for what it is lol
How does arm compare to modern amd64 cpus though
I was actually happy with a pi3 as a file server - my network is the crouler bottlenek
Because obviously clock speed isn't everything
@hearty depot My primary NAS has two 10G into the switch π Kind of hard to do that with a Pi
I don't think it's fair to even try and compare them to pc's even if there are a crapton of articles claiming it can replace desktop pc's ect
People try to compare them all the time :(
I know, i think it's dumb
I don't think I'd reach for a pi to perform any sort of server duties when you can get a refurbished sff pc for the same price
it's a purpose specific device and what purposes it excels at it does great but everything else it will choke cause.. it's a pi lol
One of my teammates set it up for his mother-in-law as a desktop replacement. Happily doing everything she wants and more. From what he's said, she's using it a lot for catch up as the native apps on her TV are shit, whereas the Pi4 is more than good enough to play from the websites without issue.
yea
I think there is a stable chromeos image for it too
which should run great on an rpi4
I think the only issue he's had so far is trying to mirror what's on the monitor to the TV on the second port, but I'm not sure of the details.
second port?
oddly enough I haven't evven hooked mine up to a monitor once lol
rpi4 has two hdmi ports
There's two 4k hdmi ports on teh Pi4
micro hdmi
now those pi zeros are a great buy, I have 4 set as cameras and they are flawless
granted it's not 4k resolution or anything crazy but they work great
Is there a good reason that Pi doesn't have sata btw?
Does the zero have 5ghz wifi
Checked work chat, current theory on the mirroring problem is that the ancient monitor and new TV have no common resolution, so he's carting out a newer monitor to test that theory.
@hushed basalt i believe so
@hushed basalt dunno, it's inside of my car in the center console surrounded by metal
2.4ghz has better range and penetration
sitting outside of my garage
@hushed basalt stand corrected, it does not have 5ghz
with a wood-clad aluminum door
Buf lower speed, less channels and much more congested
so it doesn't see anything but 2.4GHz
@hushed basalt Looking at one here, and it's only 2.4Ghz
I made a rule for myself not to use anything 2.4ghz for anything more than basic telemetry
Running as a snap client and it's more than capable of streaming a proper stream from the server
this is just a link to rsync my dashcam stuff to my NAS when it hops back on the network when I pull in the driveway
I had to search for a while to find a baby monitor suitable camera that was 5ghz but it was worth it
How do you power it?
@last dirge handy!
Controlled shutdown though?
I don't think 5ghz is all that over 2.4
read only filesystem
@hushed basalt I kid you not, there's UPS hats for Pi's π
as long as my car's awake the USB is powered though
@last dirge what camera ?
front wide angle, left and right fender repeater, backup camera
Supports rsync?
the pi does
my car writes to the USB drive that the pi exposes
Oh nice.
if I choose to save the recording it goes elsewhere on the card
then the pi rsyncs it when it hits my network
Looking for a auto dump solution for dashcams
Sounds like it.
hack the pi which in turn gives access to the tesla.. π€
someone figured out how to run an alternate kernel on the computer
but they can't touch any of the car's systems
I bet I would get more selling the exploits
a guy was running Ubuntu on a car, I think it was a S
one day we're gonna see brian say, "Vacuum escaped through hole tesla made as it broke through garage at full speed in reverse"
vacuum's cliff sensors would prevent that
lol
Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/Dashcam/comments/6ii3fe/downloading_from_blackvue_dr650s2ch_xpost/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share was looking for a solution for like 18 installs
those are expensive cameras
Yes but nice.
Gotta do a unifi ptp as well but doable.
If it works out as planned got a boat load of golf carts to install them on. π
dat wifi cannon doe
Movie studios always comes up with the strangest requests. Blows my mind.
It's important to record the moment Johnny Depp goes on a bender and runs over the studio execs dog in the cart
For legal purposes, plus future movie rights
I remember something about that, not the run over part but about johnny depp and some Australian person's dog
THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
It's actually for a new AR concept to eliminate green screens and much of post
?
But instead of chroma screen you have a giant screen or projector mapped to the camera head and FIZ
And the 3d environment moves when the camera does
the person with a smart watch doing the html5 notifications, what do they look like on the watch?
ooooooooooooooh
you would think it would bump it down to center it automatically
want
so much for "smart" in smart watch
It displays centered. scrolled up, to display action. @forest edge
ah
There's one more action below, delay for 10 minutes. π
you using appdaemon?
No
how are you delaying it through ha then?
Scripts
those notifications are slick
oh i see
you must got alot of scripts lol
could probably have one script for the whole garage thing entirly through appdaemon lol
I need to dive into that and damnit now it's in my mind again
i do my garage stuff through appdaemon
2 scripts if memory serves me right
but i broke myself by switching to the android app for now
I guess it's not what you use but logic π
lol
ah damn, I have to use appdaemon? I know nothing about that.
no you don't
You don't have to at all
@wet pilot do you have issues with Android app failing to refresh after wake up ?
i wfh and almost never leave so i haven't really noticed anything tbh
i just installed the latest in firebase, it asked to get location at all times π
my wife's phone was being iffy for a bit but seems to be better lately
although, now it's a new device π that's annoying
Never had issues with chrome but app goes into limbo at times.
Slapping keepalived around
I feel like a dinosaur everything to and from ha is through smtp lol
Oh boy
it's reliable, haven't had any issues or anything but still lol
i had html5 not do anything if my phone was in doze
which kinda defeated the point of the "garage is open" notifications
my app has been working great, it runs a script when I get home
I use the app push notifications
I gave permission to get location in the background, and left battery optimization on
html5? didn't know i could π
If you send to multiple HTML5 there is a minor delay. But targeted fixes that. Definitely must be excluded from sleep
I love looking at frenck right now, "Reinstalled my home assisstant" sounds like something went fubar π€£
Hahahahahaha
Yes, I like them from my desk in an RDP session.
Rdp π€’
X forwarding?
You better step up your SSH game son
Frenck's setup would make hunting down a typo a nightmare lol
only thing I use x forwarding for is xeyes @strange vapor π€£'
GOTTA HAVE THOSE EYES
Now I'm old and I ain't got time fo dat
Besides all my Linux boxes are headless, are you skeered of the command line
Headless?
No desktop
gui π€’
Oh whatever atx lol
That is still headless lol
Everything must be way too complicated for @clear ferry or else he throws up π
You are using a GUI app called discoed
Haha
I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE TEDDI
searches for discord CLI
my laptop is on ubuntu mate, my phone is of course android
For one deployment I'm doing, we're set up something so a vm is "tainted" if someone even as much as SSHs in, and will be killed off and a new instance bought up in the ASG with a known config etc.
weird
Stops a whole class of silly errors, and forces changes to go through a pipeline and get deployed properly.
there is 33.000 servers, switches and storage devices in here, I'll have fun for some time
While all this security talk happens in the front end Experian gets compromised with socials. Hilarious to say the least.
Lol
I'm currently updating my openBSD firewall with openup. π
When I install the forbidden topic app on my android my phone performance crashes
Hard
Because you have a shit tier cpu?
@tidal bronze Friend of mine works in Penetration testing. He knows nothing about breaking into software, but he'd walk up to you and convince you to grant him root access to everything without even breaking a sweat.
It's scary reading some of the reports he's done!
He has had security help him take spares out of the storage room in a DC!!
Like everything security must be taken with a grain of salt.
The spares in question were backup tapes π
Potato is always gonna po-tate!
Heh penetration
When Experian breech happened, I always wondered, how many of these so called security experts /consultants socials went in to la la Land. That feeling must have been epic.
lol frenck's whole issue was a transition setting on a light.
grey hairs over a setting lol
For a light connected to
FORBIDDEN TOPIC?
To HomeKit
7.2 miles to the nearest red robin 
π
Are you still in Hot-Lanta
Georgia, but yes
Alpharetta? Have you been to taco macs?
Beer taps on the table
Nope
Y
E
S
@clear ferry go for some In N Out
Wrong coast
Sounds like a bad porno
Exactly my point @green inletπ
how're ya now?
what did i sit down to here
Y'all
Toothless strippers I hope
π€
Trying to help @clear ferry find a place to eat
yummmmmmmmmm
Red Robin sucks
no u
Red Robin WTH?
I'm in voice chat come fight me teddi
campfire sauce with steak fries = best thing ever
Node Red Robin
Yikes
Sounds like something you can get from the Girl Scouts
don't knock it till you try it
Passed by a few times the name makes one want to stay away.
Camp fire sauce and husker-doos
Sounds like a bad STD
it probably is a bad std in norwat lol
Just saying, you can go to Red Robin anywhere
norwat?
he can't fool!
Anything chain isnβt worth it. If you were only 4 hours north I could treat you to some good NC BBQ.
he lives a billion miles away where dial up is king
@clear ferry

Kek
Skip dinner and go to the Clairmont.
dialup hahaha
Do you have running water in Norwat atx?
With free internet why would anyone go to a strip bar anymore π
@scenic radish only walking
Damn
That place is famous.
boobs are nicer in person?
Can confirm
Not there they arenβt.
They have like 75 year old stripper
Also true lmao
BUT THEY ARENT IN 4K IN PERSON
Bones sound good https://g.co/kgs/DzUpDQ
20 miles 
@humble pond , what part of NC are you in?
Wagyu CarpaccioΒ π
Charlotte
Me too

pedobear in the house
I thought we said we wouldn't call atx that anymore


My keyboard knows
Light mode
the worst doctor
Light mode ?
You are a fucking monster
Fite me
thunder dome
FINISH HIM
May the odds ever be in your favor!
BABALITY
@scenic radish 27 and light mode.... I see how it is.
4οΈβ£ βοΈ

Lmao
π€‘
just wait him out! dance around like Muhammad Ali eventually his own battery will KO him!
ΰΌΌ γ€ β_β ΰΌ½γ€
Kind of a side note, but I like how @clear ferry notes distances like 7mi and 20mi and says βnah... too farβ
You are in the Southern USA bud, get ready to travel at least 30 minutes to do anything.
Yup
if he can't walk it, he'll make cheese in his hotel room instead. just his way
Mmmm bathtub cheese
Walk? you mean cycle with the pink basket ?
oh that be a good picture
π
give him one of those classic bike bells
I fear he'd get hit my charger if he tried that tho
@humble pond well, if only Georgia favoured pedestrians, I have full taxi coverage, but I'm dining local π
Taxi ? You in the 1980's?
Nah, we spend our money on war, not public transit.
Lyft, Uber, whatever @tidal bronze;)
Didn't bother with a rental since I live 2 minutes from the office
see an uber trip to reeeeeddd roooobin would be well worth it
tediore got smacked down!
baaaddd boy!
Found an Italian upscale one
If you want to have the true lazy American experience, just pay outrageous amounts on Uber Eats/Doordash/GrubHub and get it delivered to your doorstep for 3x the price.
@humble pond huh me too
Maybe red robin tomorrow
could have red robin delievered using doorash ect as well, forgot about that
@wet pilot @green inlet I sense a meetup in the future...
lol doorrash, doordash
haha
I know a couple other users, but converted most of them. Also have @pseudo isle
converted them to what?
Guys I use light mode and I posted a GIF in a non-#the-water-cooler channel...I might not be around much longer
Perfect name to tag talking about Red Robin btw, because that is what @clear ferry would get if he ate there.
@scenic radish enjoy your time in the steel box
Say hwat
pls no
BENNED
Tediore leaves:
Everyone else:
https://media.tenor.com/images/272cc1ab4bc99c8ff8d858758705fee5/tenor.gif
they won't ban you, cause with you gone there would be no one else to pass the new people's basic question off on
Lol
lol
Sorry for the ping @pseudo isle. Got some other ppl who live in the QC. Was saying we should get together some time π
i'm relatively new to the area, where's that?
Chima? Follow your nose to the big stacks of Brazilian meats
Uptown
/giphy toucan sam
ah ok
Because Charlotte doesnβt have a downtown.
last place i went uptown was an All you can eat Korean BBQ joint
Sounds sweaty
next to Seoul Food
Yup
was excited when they opened up. something i miss from the NoVA area
Jalepeno Pork Belly to die for
hmm, i think we missed that one, we'll get it next time though
And corn cheese π€€
#the-water-cooler-food
Better than Red Robin at least...
false
why? you still wouldn't walk to them lol
true
Pfff, I would Lyft to a jalapeno pork belly π
Cool. Sorry, I had to step away. I am in Union County.
@clear ferry worth every minute.
@green inlet wife teaches in union county
Nice....union county is big. What part? I am in Waxhaw.
Maybe I should do a rental this weekend and drive to take you guys eating π
lol
About 3-5 miles from me.
3 tours 49 minutes?
@clear ferry Do it!
Fastest route, despite trafikk.
*Traefik

BBQ in NC in 10 times better
agreed
Never thought I would say that but, yea, totally
100%, but take the weekend and do both.
Pass dere, ikke gjΓΈr narr av norsk, ellers fΓ₯r dere bank!
@clear ferry - bless your little heart.
π€

Bless your LITTLE heart. Ouch......I am just used to bless your heart. Little adds a whole new level of ππ»
Lmao

its like "That's nice dear" from your grandma
Thatβs the most southern passive aggressive statement known to man
haha yup
Oh lol
I'm usually just active aggressive
|| @clear ferry π ||
Took me like 10 years of living in the south to figure it out though. Real southerners donβt come off the definition easily.
So it's an insult, I'd better wake up the @mΓΈds
mm-uh-ds?
I have lived in Florida, Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. The more north I get, the more southern it seems.
merds?
@green inlet up is down, down is up, cats and dogs living together
@green inlet thats cause your riding the coast
Γ is pronounced like the o in board @wet pilot
North Carolina is a good mix of southerns and half-backsπ
hmm
i'm used to the umlauts from German
ΓIΓΓ
Whew!
Then you'll love the accents of polish, they make no sense
It was right on top of my computer π π«
But now that means you're on discord...
@wet pilot sprichst du Deutsch?
took a year in high school, don't rememer much
Kein problem
@clear ferry don't make fun of my ancestors π‘
ich habe 5 jahre gelernt
I do Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, German, some French, some Spanish, English and studying Japanese
i can read it sometimes, but my vocab is definitely poor anymore
*Norwatian
(understood that sentence from context :P)

@wet pilot if you happen to like attractive blond german women as language teachers you should check out "Learn German with Anja" on YouTube
Just like me then
it infuriates me how perfect her teeth are
so nothing like you XD
I finally figured out the problem in my code after almost 40 hours of beating my head on the wall
yay
@clear ferry your wife's a teacher right?
@last dirge the best worst feeling
Sorry, dropped a passive aggressive insult to make fun of the Norwegian then walked away to put kids to bed before seeing if I got banked...
@scenic radish no she's a student
Oh. She single?
Yes
's wife is a teacher
I too choose this guy's wife
@wet pilot O
@wet pilot I'm a contractor
Her master's should bring money to the table 
the "lead developer" has no clue about how my code works
heh her's doesn't
heh uhoh π
Better than my wife then. Her masters in library science didnβt do much to boost the family income.
L O N G N A M E
yeah, teacher in NC with a masters means jack shit
L O N G L O N G MAN
took a 12k hit moving from NoVA
@wet pilot - same boat
Oh yes
@last dirge her class mates from years before 90% of them have a full time job before the masters in finished
Like... Well paid, big company
@scenic radish indeed
the field matters π
Yeah, cybersecurity is hot now
But Iβm a software engineer, so that helps π
same, no degree though
And she wants to be a manager, so nobody else wants that
mmm manglement
s/trek/truck/
Iβve got 5 engineers on my team with no degree, and 3 more with a degree in a completely unrelated field.
Tuuk ΓΈΓΈΓΈΓΈr jΓΈΓΈΓΈΓΈrbs @wet pilot ?
i think i'm the only one on my team who doesn't have one π
impostor syndrome is real
3rd year with a position where coding is my job
many years of software support before that
Imposter syndrome is real for everyone. Iβm a Director with people who have 15+ more years of experience than I do on my team. π€·ββοΈ
You two should quit and we should build a home automation business. Or do it on the side till we make our first million.
many years of software support before that
gee i couldn't tell lol
I'm the only one in my group without a degree, and I probably have a higher employment code and salary than all of them 
@green inlet - I decided to contribute untold hours to open source projects instead. Youβre welcome. Haha.
π
humblebrag
when i started out there were no degree's. beat that
Yes, but that is learning, experience, and education.
No degree's what?
anything computer related
@forest edge how was the great wagon ride across the United States?
i think one of these days i might go back and get something. Listing "some college" is obnoxious
He walked to school 10 miles in the snow up hill both ways.
Potato
Also explains why he likes Red Robin.
heh my grandfather said he would ski to the bus in Washington State
can't help if you prefer roadkill
Ha. I was born in Washington state.
Winthrop
Ellensburgh
Actual picture of norwegians getting to work
Just trying to ruin compact mode for everyone
nauseated face
lol
waits for skalavala to slap tediore again
.slap
I WAS TOLD IM ALLOWED TO!
skalavala! Gib .slap @scenic radish
Better tag the mods to confirm @scenic radish
slaps @scenic radish around a bit with a large trout
Harry mud?
I remember him from the games
@steel urchin every 3rd time this camera switches to bw mode the feed cuts out, may not have applied enough artic silver lol
should put it in a fishtank of oil
I dunno wtf to do with it lol
Liquid cooling?
make a custom water block
it cuts out for like half a second then comes back so it's not bad, but hell
DOIT
Buy a proper camera
βοΈ π€’
i wish i had a lan cable ran to it
CCTV
Poe 4 lyfe
Wtf
Searched for "Poe" was given this
Dutch
so you posted it?
tedi is a bot
Yes
Have a nice day above
BOTTOM TEXT
Not sure about the two other ones
And then random English on the bottom lol
isn't this mid day for you?
er early am
@forest edge no, that would be japan
or something
I WAS TOLD I CAN POST AS MANY AS I WANT
alittle concerned over tediore's blood pressure atm
may be alittle low
oh good, maybe dale will slap him around a bit lol

TEDIORE IS OUT OF CONTROL!

Appears to be quite snowy in my home town now
You would love it teddi
Two months of no sunshine
would die
Two months of perpetual sunlight better then?
hmm

Not if it comes with cold.
35 degrees celsius = 95 degrees fahrenheit!
-35 degrees celsius = -31 degrees fahrenheit!
Actual picture of tink telling someone to move their ass over to #330990055533576204 https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fnypdecider.files.wordpress.com%2F2019%2F08%2Fthe-righteous-gemstones-baby-billy.jpg%3Fquality%3D80%26strip%3Dall%26w%3D646%26h%3D431%26crop%3D1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdecider.com%2F2019%2F09%2F01%2Fthe-righteous-gemstones-walton-goggins-baby-billy%2F&tbnid=BIe9Ca8UHSsKsM&vet=1&docid=9j-OijlTavUqEM&w=646&h=431&q=richeous gemstone Billy&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim
Think the cold record is -55 and heat record is +38 @wet pilot
I need 55-57+ minimum to function. I prefer 90s
woof
Less windchill that is
90's f?
ded
βMurica - F all the things!
| ```temp | C | F | K |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | Kinda cold | really cold | Dead |
| 100 | Dead | really hot | Dead``` |
markdown table
Jk
Discord doesnβt support threads, what makes you think they would support markdown?
Ah threads, would be a wonderful thing for this server.
what do you think the rest of the formatting is? π


