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Welp I feel old now
Youngster ๐
wait till you get grey hairs and gotta piss 3 times in the middle of the night
@forest edge prostate like an eggplant?
Ah the classic dadbod
it's just part of what happens
some nights you can sleep but some nights the fluids just don't want to wait lol
it is the way
~18 hours until the end of the decade UTC.
Lmao. Bad bot.
The proper way to say that is
I just found out that someone figured out how to upload alternative firmware to the SNES classic
AKSHUALLY THE DECADE ENDS IN 2021 you Ignorant philistine.
and you can stick a USB drive in it and store ALL THE ROMZ!!!!
they're making a shitload of money selling replacement switch joycons that will last another 3 months before breaking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decade
There are two choices, but one is wrong ๐
rong is wrong
So at my cabin in Gatlinburg there was an iCade 60-game system
Was actually pretty neat. It was definitely home-built though, they had jagged edges cut out of the black "masking" paper behind the screen. Still very neat to see someone DiY that.
With FORBIDDEN TOPIC you don't need video games. It will consume all of your free time.
reeeeeeeeeeeee
's/FORBIDDEN TOPIC/Home Automation/g'
hass automate the video gaming experince
Hasscade ?
"Alexa, start a game of pong."
"Okay. You'll need to run between your wife and the dog."
I always liked the sit down arcades that you would normally see like galactica and stuff on
compact and you can sit lol
Yeah they had built or bought a wood bench too. Small front-to-back but standard width. Tucked up under the arcade when not in use.
they use to be like in every pizza hut ever made
My movie theater no longer has an arcade
Gonna make brats tonight, anyone want one
@brave panther those are called Cocktail Cabinets
mine was a Mortal Kombat cabinet clone
had a working coin mechanism
25" monitor
built from scratch, yo
I think I ended up selling it for like $50
thats cheap
heck if it was a full size cabinet the cabinet alone is worth like $300 to some
not even including any of the parts
yeah the one they had were pretty nice. Felt almost like the real deal. Very sturdy yet tactile.
fusion360 is great
lol someone used the word gnarly at sonic while i was in the drive thru
radical d00d
i use those words all the time actually
tubular
so we stole more stones last night and my back is feeling it
but the flower bed looks great!
@scenic radish is like the spirit that lives in a ouiji board
Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
hehe it's the "most confusing sentence" reddit could come up with
it stopped Tediore cold in his tracks though ๐
is there any good reason not to build an army of rpi 4s?
I'd rather see the good reason to do it in the first place.
But โgirls guys just wanna have funโ
@steel urchin I think I remember that post
And yes, I think it is a valid sentence
It's there a way to bring the desktop background colours onto the mobile interface?
Currently the mobile version is just White, even though my desktop version has a black background
I'd ask in the relevant channel ๐
Apologies, I'm new here
All the channels have a topic that explains what's on topic
Yup
this one's topic is the one where @clever mortar is snarky
I think it's just been a while since someone gave him any cookies
or he really needs a hug
There's a place here called Millie's Cookies that does pizza sized cookies
They're nice, but .... you have to share
A 12" cookie is a lot of cookie
depends on the time avaliable
A combo of before it goes stale and before the sugar coma hits
true, there is that
BEETUS
well i wasn't motion sick before
๐
looks like coding mode is on
i hate it when you try to @ someone and a giant list of the same name come up, all with generic icons ๐
More fun when somebody creates multiple accounts with the same name, because they forgot their login
But that other account is still signed in to one device, so they alternately post with the accounts
I feel personally attacked
Yet... they still haven't left the server, and they've never posted either
On an IRC I used to frequent we had a guy named Zombie
gettin reeeeeeeeeeeeeal tired of my laptop crashing
Poor guy got pinged like hell around Halloween
Step on your laptop to remind it who's boss
that's what TV taught me
still kickin
from my Grandpa โค๏ธ
True.
It's more of a sentimental item for me. Grandpa passed away in August
gotta hold onto what I can
I've considered getting a uh....daily driver laptop
I try not to think about my graddad's passing
but having a smartphone it feels like a pointless luxury
because it makes me realize that I've probably inherited whatever causes dementia
awwwwww bring it in Mr Cribbs ๐ค
dementia is fucking horrifying
It sure is
I think my grandma may have it
she's 96 and asked us "Do I live here?" when we visited
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hey, someone talk about something else
micro-usb charging ports on tablets suck.
i have been ๐
but a little too late for a couple tablets
because I don't know what I want to do and end up rabbit holing on silly projects that don't do much
i scored big last month with an HP Omen 17.... $1600 laptop i got for $300
@valid halo same
i've done that before with a few projects
Like I have the entire autoapps suite from a subscription
"gaming laptop"
and I never Fuckin use it
AKA testicular cancer generator
USB-C and Qi charging FTW
it's a damn good system ๐
USB-C GOOD
i just fixed a bunch of my automations that had been broken since my wife and I upgraded our phones in October...
USB micro B Bad
USB-C is a godsend
Why do all the Battery Packs charge with Micro B and not C?
because micro B has been produced for over a decade now
but but but but I want the shiny new sexy C
and their board mount connectors are fractions of a cent
i ordered a dash charger for the oneplus', and the usb-c on it is so tight and clicky... i hated it at first, but now i love it
wow, this is making me feel incredibly stupid
i grabbed one of these https://amzn.to/2tdoi1Q
works great as a battery pack, and if i ever need to jumpstart the truck i'm good
I got a 75Kwh battery pack
works great as a phone charger
and if I ever need to drive somewhere, I'm good
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aaaaaaand the damn laptop crashed again
might be time to get a desktop
Oh wait a minute
do you own a Chevy Volt?
or a Nissan Leaf
or a FORBBIDEN VEHICLE?
more than one
Volt + Forbidden
I haven't kept up with computer hardware in a long time
is that any good?
not bad, could probably upgrade a few parts and build it for cheaper, but off the shelf it's pretty decent
I have a Microcenter 3 miles away
problem i have with those setups is you don't know what the memory or motherboard is, and they usually skimp on that
tomorrow's the 31st and if I buy something tomorrow, even if it's parts, I get to write it off on this year's taxes
and the PSU is kind of mid-range... personally i'd go 750watt gold
they just list 650watt, probably a bronze
build a computer with microcenter links and send it to me ๐
that'd rock
great resource
I've not built a computer in a LONG time
that site will automatically show you compatible items
here's something to start from https://pcpartpicker.com/list/vrmck6
i miss having one right next door.... when i lived in DFW i was there all the time
and there's one in houston... but damnit, i need one in Austin
The 80 minutes of driving feels worth it to get a RasPi same day for 5 dollar
i went to Fry's the other day.... i never felt so uncomfortable in my life
giant store, literally only saw 6 employees, ZERO customers
i could have walked out with whatever i wanted and no one could have stopped me
they were all in the back in the computer section lounging in the office chairs
I hear Fry's is having some kind of inventory issue
yeah there's some conspiracy theories on that
how does a giant franchise have an inventory issue for over a year
the theory is since they outright own every piece of land they're on, they're waiting for someone to make an offer for all their locations
Nice Discord update with live code syntax highlighting
I thought Fry's went bankrupt?
@steel urchin is that a list you put together?
also, I don't give a damn about windows or RGB stuff in my case
are there "less bling" options?
i did, but i would take it with a grain of salt... i literally just picked some of the stuff i know is decent (brand-wise)... memory you may want to tweak CAS and speed, mobo you may want to look into variants
or is it default now?
of course!
well RGB is pretty prevalent these days, but it can all be disabled
i just have mine on a static color because i like orange
I like turtles
i love lamp
but the site pretty much makes it hard to pick hardware that doesn't match
so NVIDIA for GPU and Intel for CPU is the way to go?
one thing to consider, and that list should point it out big and in red, thta some motherboards may need a BIOS flash before the CPU is recognized... so do a little research to see if that's been fixed in any way for current stock
that's a heated debate trap ๐
how the hell can you boot the computer with no CPU?
i'm AMD + NVidia myself
will it POST BIOS?
you can't, you'd need a compatible processor first... that's why i'm saying to check to see if the newer stock has upgraded firmware to support current chipsets
that's absolutely stupid
like my mobo was flagged as such, but it came with good firmware
horse vs the cart
(cpu = horse)
I've already got a Corsair Vengeance 650 PSU for my eGPU
the eGPU's an ASUS RX570
8GB
that should suffice for most things... esp sketchup, cad, etc
it plays rust
then you're good
which is ridiculous
ark is bae for me
but i digress.... sounds like you have half the expensive stuff already
just need a satisfactory mobo
decide if you want NVME and it's early adopter tax
what the hell's that?
newer PCIe backed SSD
oh
instead of SATA bus
I think that's what's in my NUC
The best stuff now is the PCIe x4 m2 SSD
I'm pretty sure that's what's in my NUC
got my first intel in this optiplex 9020, which is pretty decent for a 4th gen CPU... still keeps up with modern procs
that's the thing, they keep making new chipsets, but only improving performance ~3-10% for the same family of processors
it's not until you go to the enthusiast families that you start seeing insane movement
like threadripper, the i9's, etc
i like the ryzen chipsets because of the more cores and threads... suits my usage better
if you do video rendering, intel pulls just slightly ahead...
DAE get frustrated when you have too many browser windows with too many tabs and you can't find what you're looking for immediately, and mess up your alt+tab rotation?
well, i'll be working on something, and i think "oh let me go down that path real quick" and open a new window.. then it turns into 20 tabs in that one window and i may not have finished the research yet before i get distracted with something else
So FYI, you can't turn off a Google Home alarm remotely but you can with Alexa
Google also doesn't seem to save alarms?
Google Home has always seemed half baked to me... Why are routines buried in a settings menu like 5 clicks deep?
Because tech giant developments are incentivised for releasing services and features
Not making them good and iteratively better ;)
They'll just can it in a year anyway
product teams approach things differently... google has mostly been an engineering company that delved into products... amazon was a product company that's delved into technology
It's in Betaโข๏ธ
hey why the hell is a CPU cooler $450?
lol which are you looking at
Corsair H115i
amazon
i hate amazon
amazon's my boo
so, that's some asshole that has one in stock knowing it's hard to find, and so they are price gouging
she always brings me things
i spent 30k last month with them, and right now i have about 17k lost or delayed or haven;t shipped yet for undisclosed reasons.
Is that 17k lost fulfilled by Amazon?
about half
but they keep telling me to wait before they'll do anything about it
i moaned and complained that it isn't the experience they claim
literally on their support landing page
i have a ton of credit card disputes with them right now, my card company actually thought i was committing fraud ๐คฃ
Would it be possible to mount a tv without a drill
no, you'll split wood with any other techniques
Dam ight
you need pilot holes for screws that large to support the weight of a TV
if you have a harbor freight around you can often get a semi decent drill for $20
or check craigslist/fb marketplace
Yea i guess ill wait to the weekend
My stepdad has one but lost his drill charger
also, make sure your studs are the proper width for the mounting unit....
i went to mount a tv the other day and the studs were actually 20" apart
so i need to make a mounting panel to distribute the load across them and mount to that panel
Dam
yo dawg I heard you like mounting
Lol
@midnight adder did you order your gamer girl bathwater?
Yes
nothing like harbor fright tools lol
hrmm.. friend got me a bbq thermometer with BT. time to buy another pi...
can never have too many pi's
Instructions unclear, now financially ruined but have enough pi's to build a shelter
๐ฅง
I'm cool with pies as long as they don't make noise
This pie running home assistant and 11 other dockers for plugins is right on the mark - not too much wasted CPU or memory.
pi 4b with 4gb memory
The case, otoh, while very nice due to having magnetic lids, is noisy af https://cdn.verk.net/images/85/2_581572-1000x728.jpeg
nothin a lil got glue can't fix!
flirc case.. dosen't get anymore silent lol
I dumped all my cases. Pissed I spent money on them. Mounted all my pi to a nice piece or 1/4โ ply and hid them behind dressers and wall units. Put fans on them so they run cooler.
getting hit by this pos on the reg https://github.com/robertdavidgraham/masscan
dude's got a 6-head
More like a 7-head
lol Scanning the entire Internet is bad.
some 14 year old trys it and the fbi comes crashing through thier bedroom window
Yea, not sure of his intentions, but who needs that?
well for local internet I can see it's uses but for the entire internet there is no use lol
he's judging the hell out of you
well the feeling is mutual
I printed a big Pi-rack and mounted it to one of my 19" racks
most of my pi's have 3-printed cases these days
are physical dash buttons still a thing?
yes
oh.. guess not... https://www.cnet.com/news/amazon-is-going-to-kill-your-dash-button/
you can still use them
you just have to use an audio exploit
and prevent them from contacting Amazon
right but i was wanting to buy one
actually years ago I found a better version
better how?
if you have an ademco alarm panel, they sell little "i've fallen and can't get up buttons" that mount on the wall
i just want a cheapo button
lol i've fallen and can't get it up
should've bought a grip of them ๐
does anyone know what type of cable this is?
each one is cheap, and you just record the RFXid from it and then they are perfect little binary sensors
is that silver foil?
if foil, alarm cable
looks like you can get 5 dash buttons on ebay for ~ $12usd
my issue is I don't know what to do with them
cool little things not sure how long the battery lasts tho
thats just phone wire
this one has two wires coming in
I think low grade phone wire is not technically cat3
it doesnt say cat3 on it, just says โgeneral wireโ lol
right. it's just multi-conductor copper wire
you can run 10baseT over it, but 100 is super-iffy
what is 10baseT?
100 times as slow as gig-e
well you can run 100mb over actual cat3
10mbit
right.. but actual cat3
phone wire is not even cat3, at least old stuff. trust me.. I've tried.
it flakes out at 100
lol
i was hoping for better
i thought cat5 was min for 100base-tx
well phone wire isn't shielded or anything either
my options then are either re-run ethernet through the whole house or get strong wifi
you shouldn't use anything under cat5e today period for networking lol
nah.. 3 will do 100, but not at T. 10BaseT means 10Mbit max len Thousand Ft.
so 100baseT means 1k feet of max run, so you need cat5 to be handle the distance
but at short distance, you can go lower
ah, i see
depending on your home wiring powerline adapaters actually work for some people too just fyi
so you can always try, it depends on if the wire has decent twists
you will not get gig over that tho. ๐
yea but you can get up to like 600 i think
i dont even think i can get a gig from spectrum
its real hit or miss at length with cat 3
but even raw cat5 will do gig over short lengths if you make the cables right
everything i need to be hardwired will be in my office
get a sonoff bridge and a cheap rf button
the nanomote looks nice, but $45 screw that
i just want a wireless remote to activate a scene
or rather, just do various things
yeah but i want dedicated
like we have this super long hallway, with 2 way switch on either end
but our garage enters right in the middle
so to turn a light on you have to walk quite a bit half way through the hall and back
ESP is your cheapeast solution if you can get usb power to it
just wanted something hanging on the door handle you can just push
motion sensor sounds like the better solution to be honest
yea
i'm trying to avoid the diy route because i don't want to bother with housing them or having ugly chips everywhere
the whole W.A.F. thing
then enjoy your $30-50 button.. ๐ฆ
reed switch could work... that's just one example of something... a button on the nightstand to turn the light on or something would be nice as well
yeah.. I'm doing the same thing. but basically going to bulk buy ESP's
3d print a bunch of boxes and mount pushbuttons on them
i wish i had a 3d printer
the little experience i've had with them hasn't been great, though
and then extend my subnet to a /23, because I'll run out of IP space...
so i'm nervous to buy into one and it is crap
that's alot of wifi
they aren't generally crap. it's just alot of fiddle
I try and limit my wifi devvices surrounding my noggin under 100 lol
sonoma: well.. I have a ton actually wired.. so I'm already near capacity
the wifi invasion will push it over
lol i'm getting old.. i just want shit to work
oh yeah i'm all in on the zwave bandwagon
i'd be more zigbee cause i'm cheap
actually i'm more RF cause i'm cheaper than cheap
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i've just read so many horror stories about zigbee
2.4GHz ๐คข
I think it does boil down to some luck lol
i ran out of that ages ago
anyone played with these? https://www.amazon.com/Echo-Buttons-Pack-gaming-companion/dp/B072C4KCQH/
alexa ๐คข
yeah i don't know enough about them yet to even guess
i'm also still very far away from that point
Just want to vent. Rain somehow entered my external ethernet cables and tracked down into my network switch causing a complete network outage. I only realized this when the network was flaking and I went down to my server box to manually restart things and I find the 24-port switch dripping water into the box. Anyhow without the LAN all the WiFi access point also went down as did my HA server's connection obviously. We've been relying on HA to turn on/off lights for us for a little over 6 months now and my wife and I had already gotten so used to it. She even forgot how to turn off the bedside lamp manually ๐ Anyhow when it stops raining I need to trace the 2 leaky ethernet cables and find out where water is entering them. I checked the other end of them (these cables run something like 50m+) and it's bone dry so I assume the outer plastic coating must have been damaged somewhere along the way and it just tracked with gravity.
Long story short: HA is amazing, you get used to it quickly, but it absolutely sucks when it's down!!
I also felt like such a caveman having to manually flip switches to turn off lights ๐ฆ
lol
oh man, i feel for you on the leaks
they make barrier connections for ethernet that will prevent any chance of moiture making it's way inside regardless if it's outside the sleeve or within
my other house sprung some major leaks, i've already dropped a shit ton of money on that... hopefully it's as easy as shooting a bunch of caulking into a hole
my whole house is full of zigbee - I've got something like 50 lamps and motion sensors from Ikea
more than any other force on this planet, Ikea has brought home automation to the masses
I hate water :/
@forest edge That sounds like exactly what I need!
What would I search for?
depends how you want to go about it, they make things like this https://www.newegg.com/p/1Z5-0023-00026
another option similiar https://www.newegg.com/p/1Z5-0023-00033
those ikea things working out alright?
I think you have to use the hub to use those with HA don't you?
i feel you Karakth... rain has legitimately given me PTSD, i freak out.. .even in our brand new house i'm freaking out when it rains that it's going to come rushing in
at least you have a builders warranty?
yeah, and it's unwarranted paranoia because it's brand new... and we've fixed all the leaks on the other house... but my brain still sends me into a panic
eye bleach plz
hmm i'd probably fry a shelly 2.5 using on an outlet switch with it only being 10amp lol
@forest edge the Ikea stuff is zigbee - you either need the ikea gateway or a conbee2 zigbee gateway - I have both and am in the process of migrating away from the ikea gateway
i was watching the ikea announcement of their Home Smart being a first class citizen in the company
i'm not sure how i feel about it, really
i think it's a hipster way of marketing technology, which is good for competition, but bad for polluting the market with crap technology
so maybe i do know how i feel about it ๐คฃ
Anyone tried using an ikea sound remote as a light switch
Zigbee is not crap and with Ikea selling it, it will come to dominate everything else (z-wave)
well my understanding the "crap" part comes from the fact that literally can market something as zigbee regardless if it works with zigbee or not lol
*anyone
I just don't like having to use usb dongles to make things work. i get the mesh aspect helps elevate coverage issues and all but it's still annoying
well i when i mean crap technology, i don't mean the hardware itself, but rather how they go about implementing and integrating things...
the fact that they enforce a limited number of skus means rotating devices out of inventory per quarter, end of life support gets very fragmented quickly, etc.
and they're competing with other lines of business within ikea, so if another branch of the business does better, that means less Smart Home devices make the cut to go on shelves
they claim they add over 2k products annually, and 9500 skus are allowed in the catalog... that means 21% of their products rotate out of stock/production annually
people have already came out with custom firmware for the ikea stuff, won't be too long before a firmware worthwhile gets released and it will be another arsenal to the cheap solution list
for enthusiasts, sure... but that's probably less than 0.5% of consumers
IN this sector
Oh i don't think it's that low lol
it's probably lower
I dunno you can't even look up reviews without coming across someone talking about how tasmota made the product worth it's price tag ect
i mean, look at how many reviews that is compared to overall, i bet you'll be surprised how little it actually is
because you're familiar with it, it stands out to you more
not arguing the majority is buy and use out of box as is
half my career has been working on "tomorrow's tech", and it's always surprising how few people understand what i consider simple
i remember when bluetooth confused the hell out of people
if there wasn't so many willing to spend money on something based off an ad or misconception then there wouldn't be so much garbage floating around out there lol
wifi direct/miracast, airplay, etc... i worked on all those teams... you'd be surprised how few people understood (at the time) how to click a few buttons to send information
imagine sitting behind a 1 way mirror hearing people talking about the cloud being a computer being floated in the sky by balloons
lol
i've wanted to choke people out so damn frequently for the stupidity they spew
with all the breaches that always seem inventiable I hope the whole cloud thing will be rethought lol
just need more people to hack ring accounts and scream at thier kids through thier own cams lol
because people don't even know that means you actually need MORE SERVERS
Lol serverless
I've had customers do that for 10 years
They (almost) always come back
9/10 do at least
you guys be up crap creek without a paddle if noone wanted servers wouldn't you? lol
Not really,because someone always needs servers ;) even if they aren't local
Or storage
Or networking
Or implementation
lol media pirate on the rise
one global emp and we all be killing one another in the dark
Wouldn't affect all the servers I have installed 5km inside a mountain behind three emp doors ๐
aliens don't abide by your protection

on that note tho, what good are powered servers in a mountain if the rest of the world does not have power?
I guess we flock toward the light lol
Atleast the data there is safe ๐
yea i'm sure thats what anyone there during a global melt down will be thinking.. atleast the data is safe hehe
shocked someone like elon hasn't built a low orbit server center yet lol
In order
Yes
Yes
Pretty hugggee
Not suitable for people with micro setups with a Rpi under their router as their HA host
Micro setups ๐คข

Btw what happened the last week here? The Mod list looks so small
People are offline? ๐
OMG ๐ฑ
I only was afraid that Vasiley has gone ๐ญ
I'd go with folks are still recovering from Christmas
Or possibly "warming up" for the New Year celebrations
I don't know what any of those freedom units mean :D
Dinner for one ๐
Laughs in metric
well, they say 1, but they're packs of 4 each
@clever mortar I thought you didn't make fun of us sizes ๐
US sizes are large and larger surely?
Jumbo
Never XS or XXS 
all i know is i'm eatin like a king for a week ๐
My daughter is going to stay in her 6-12m clothes for a fair bit longer
She's so small
8kg at 11 months
Mine is 14 months and using size 86 for a while now ๐
She's as tall as the 2year olds in the kindergarten
Thats what, like 76 quarter pounders
Trying to talk in a language Americans would understand
We passed 8kgs as 4.5 months ๐
it doesn't matter the units, i have no relative understanding of any units of measurement ๐คฃ
"heavy as shit" or "light as fuck" are what i go by
@hushed basalt at 11 we were 12.5kgs ๐
I just used the centile charts
And then converted to at that height, that's the average weight
Since if they're tall or short, they're not going to be the "average" weight
Yeah, her weight and height have been at the same percentile all the time
So it is all ok
So if her weight was at 110, her height also was
So, attack of the 40 foot child then ๐
Hah, if she gets my family genes she'll be close to 2 meters ๐
Btw I did not have snow yet this Winter it's also 2ยฐc right now
Maybe in January..
Wanna wish everyone a happy new year, thanks for dealing with my nonsense questions and thanks in general for being awesome. Hope everyone has a good time ๐ ๐
We had a lot of snow, then the weather turned
Now we only have ice
Currently non impressive amounts of snow ๐
We literally had snow one day, usually we at least have snow for a few days/weeks per year but didn't have luck this year so far. We're on our way to hike on a nearby mountian to at least have seen some snow this year ๐
I'm used to snow 8 months a year from when I was a child ๐
Back then we had snow for months as well... good old times ๐
Non for you @tulip sage
You just freak out at 2mm
This is pretty cool https://www.instagram.com/p/B6qig7GHcUQ/?igshid=1dyae8y3e7peq
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No problem if you are T-1000 
Or you pick your metals...
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ohh i got my wyze apology email for losing my email and username to a data breach lol
No coupons though
Tuuk r jorbs 
hahaha
wait, google has killed the Google Now launcher on Android... y u do dis
because google
they've gone full google... I thought it was perfect ๐ข
I'm surprised android has lasted this long lol
who knows what's next... ๐
yeah they moved onto the pixel launcher
didn't they drop it like almost 3 years ago?
yeah pulled 3/1/2017
i used to muck with launchers a lot, but now i literally hardly use my phone to just google maps or solve bets at bars by looking up information
Nova launcher master race
lasted this long? android isn't going anywhere ever, in fact it's morphing into other crap already lol
now ios.. that's a diff story
and we already seen what happened windows mobile lol
If it's not stock, I like Lawnchair
lol another scammer's time waisted
did you ask them how to see the vacumm entity on the entities page? lmao jk
"do you have a piece of paper?"
"well.. well you see... i uhh... there's ... well.." did that for a solid 2 minutes, then told him i had to go out back to mah tree farm to cut me down a big ol tree, turn it into pulp, and make some paper, so he's gonna have to wait for a bit
so then he got all cocky and pissy, so funny
"you gonna trace my number now?" "yeah... yeah i am.... and soon the feds will knock on your door ๐" "well don't you have to wait 2 minutes? isn't that how it works in the movies?" "yeah but mine only takes 90 seconds" "well we hit that 3 seconds ago, shouldn't you have it by now? are you using old hardware? " "dude i'm using whatever your mom gave me last night after i gave you a baby brother"
that went on for a few minutes
i love fucking with them
i think next time i'm going to go all the way to giving information and make up as much as i can... get a fake visa # generator so it validates his initial internal checks before it hits a service
there use to be an automated service someone ran for free that people could use to forward scammers to that would lock them into a conversation with an ai prebuilt to handle telemarketers ect. some of the clips of the calls were pretty funny to listen too
what has this world come to....
@scenic radish says I should write all my Christmas cards in YAML

i used to write my business card in SOAP ๐คฃ
also, i hate SOAP
inb4 take a shower
Thanks Tinkerer, looks exactly like what I'm after
vanilla Android FTW
this is just too good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndvYa3X6hU0
yeah... meetings at 2am suck cuz of that same reason lol
"hey, can we get access to the enterprise manager so we can do some of this stuff by ourselves?"
"no"
i also hate dbas lol
DBA's hate clueless end users more ๐
"hey, production's crashing and I think there's a deadlock can you look at it?"
3 hours later after I got no response and had to reboot all of the app servers
"no, everything looks okay"
so I tell his manager we need someone that's more responsive and his answer is "send me an email and I'll enter a ticket with our 3rd party support team"
and he NEVER acknowledges receipt of emails so of course that's a great system
and there's no real-time SLA with the provider
i'v never met a dba that truly knows what they're doing, except muddying things up with sprocs
any decent dev should be able to do what a dba does, including standing up the service
now, setting up shards or replication and what not, that's another story, but usually devops takes care of that these days
Yeah, a proper DBA knows about proper tuning, including the details at the hardware layer if required
Speaking as a former proper DBA
But, most DBAs are at the same skill level as most sysadmins - able to make the pretty lights blink
exactly.. .just saying in my 20 years i've never met one worth a cent
I've met a few, but then I've also only met a few good sysadmins
most i've known sleep on the job
Well, that's a statement you could make about most people doing any job in my experience ๐
yeesh... no wonder anything gets done anymore! lol
Most folks seem to aim for mostly competent
ok i got some fun stuff in my arsenal for the next telemarketer
i might need to get my wife in on this some to really waste their time
nfg was just saying he wants to 3way between his wife and telemarketer
frustrating
he wants to be the stuffing in the oreo
been there done that
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Fun fact, the Edinburgh military tattoo is showed every new years eve on Norwegian TV
And this video is shown every year with some edits sometimes https://youtu.be/Qr3HJIp9cvY
Opphavsrett: NRK
Copyright: Norwegian Broadcasting Corp
Kor/Choir: Det Norske Solistkor
@steel urchin a little too far out of the box even for here ....please refrain
lol np... i didn't start it, but i feel ya
no politics or sex, how dull
it's safer that way
Woo... just got MotionEye up and running
I run it in docker now, but moving it to freebsd when I have time
I run the docker release too... looking forward to next major version when they start doing proper docker tagging
what cameras are you using?
right now I've got some cheap chinese NVR I might end up replacing with Lorex gear
#cameras-archived may be a better place to ask
it might but since he mentioned it in here I'm asking in here
๐คท Personally I'm using HiWatch (Hikvision "budget" range)
Relatively cheap, pretty solid, and they have both a 4K and low res stream, so I can do motion detection on the low res stream, and record the 4K stream
Still #cameras-archived though
i second @light trout with #cameras-archived
I third, this sounds like #cameras-archived
@light trout @clear ferry i think @clever mortar would be proud
@dull chasm watch it or next year's Christmas card to you will be in YAML like @scenic radish was this year!
๐คฃ maybe should be #general-archived
@shy comet Fry's closing down ?
no way? really?
Dude heart broken. It's empty
wow, they sold it all out?
Or moved. Few items here and there. I asked a sales associate said we are waiting for stock ๐ค
yeah we were kinda talking about that the other night
i've been getting that answer for almost 1.5 years now
i went in again the other day and the employees were just sitting in the back
Going to fry's is fuckin creepy
yeah... it was so weird
Went to grab 4.7k resistors and I was like WTF
happy dog freakout night everybody!
Happy New year you filthy casuals, greetings from the future
This song always reminds me of the aftermath of new year's eve as a child
Time seems an appropriate song for seeing the end of a decade too
Ticking away, the moments that make up a good life
Edited for a more positive vibe ๐
haha
And then one day you find 10 years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
seems relevant
I was 9 in 2001 so I dont really get that one
People born after 2000 are now boomers, feel old yet?
damn by 2001 i had already fought in 3 conflicts ...... these dang youngens @clever mortar
2001... that was a good year ๐
Was it?
For me, yes ๐
What is a good year?
Most of my years are good, overall. Or at least I have to tell myself that... ๐
Good year makes tires
happy new years from the UK
I've been in the new one now for an hour, so far it fells like the old one ๐คทโโ๏ธ
so i just learned about rcconf today. pretty nice way to manage startup services
There is a better way (#449717345808547842)
still 6 hours from new years lol
you future people are spooky
just put my hassio on an apc and now i want to yank the plug lol
someone's in my time zone ๐
considering your time zone houses well over a million people i would hope so
I very much enjoyed watching a cloud of smoke on TV
3 million+ actually Sonoma ๐
is 3+ million well ovver a million?
Anyone seen that video by the esteemed DrZ about the TTGO ESP32 board?
TTGO has usb - c and costs $11
My 2019 kindle was $168 and made by the biggest tech company in the world, usb micro :'(
micro-usb is trash and needs to die
I was referring to the model with the fisheye lense gamer plus the PIR and lcd
My phone - usb c
My headphones - usb c
My laptop - usb c
My battery bank - usb c
My kindle - usb micro
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKKERRRRRR
Every micro usb phone I ever had broke
It's a terrible terrible flaky connector to run usb 3 over
It's hard to orientate.
It doesn't support enough current
Ehh I was always able to memorize which side was up with each phone lol
Surprisingly I haven't had a micro USB failure either
I've had to throw $500 card readers in the bin because of micro usb
Not my money but still
Oof
that's always annoying when something that has enough space for a usb-b port uses micro usb instead
My only micro usb is my kindle too so I guess I am plugging it way less often
This was a AAA rated premium video production storage company too
The company who makes the camera cards and readers that almost all A title movies are recorded to
They should have known better
Hmm
Anyone remember the rip-off that was Sony's memory stick?
Red are the master of rip offs though
Red are hot gargage and a scummy company
I've never even heard of a mini mag before lol
The only mini mags I know of go into my Ruger MkII
8 vlans later
my network might be a pain to debug if i did not do this right
Wait, start panicking?
Don'tn't Panic
watching this poor old ass 350va apc get sucked dry by the pi4 lol
down to 50% in 15 mins lol
Oof
well lasted about 44 mins till it hot 30% not too bad actually, just had to stop loading the damn ui to quit drawing extra power lol
Happy New year from America/New_York
HNY from Europe/Helsinki

Heh ball drop
The future is now old @scenic radish
What's your new year resolution?
Mine's 4K
Mine is trying to stop being a fat bastard
But resolutions never hold anyway ๐

Watch it now
nothing like a crap ton of fireworks going off out of nowhere all around your house lol
this meme brought to you by NY gang

8k resolution or bust
8k is getting affordable here now, I've seen 65" for $2400
The content however, isn't that varied
wth do you watch in 8k? nature?
You say that, but try watching something in 1080p after watching it in 4k
having mixed feelings about adding this litterrobot to HA.. randomly working on something and switch tabs and see my cat pooped isn't that thrilling lol
After a certain distance from the display, resolution above full HD doesn't make a difference
Hell, I still remember when 240p was the best resolution to watch stuff in ๐
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most people can't decern 1080p from 4k at normal couch legth distances lol
unless the screen is freaking huge
Most people ๐
I renovated a house owned by a...very rich guy, the movie theater in the house was... 
YUGE
The curtains adapted to the media file being opened
I'm still fine with my 65" 4k TV sitting 3m away, but I have room for a 90" on the wall, and I am considering buying a house twice the size 
see at 10ft you can't tell the difference between 4k and 1080p unless you watched some nature 4k footage specially designed to highlight 4k lol
The only stuff I download in 4k is really animated stuff, or music stuff
no you can 100% tell 4k from 1080p.... this isn't a question of whether the eye can discern a difference, it absolutely can....
now, you can keep your 120hz refresh rate
they call that buyers guilt, trying to justify the purchase
no, no it's not...
Gotta get those 30% raises @hushed basalt 
put a 1080p version and 4k version side by side, you'll see a day and night difference... and my 50" were only $125 each, the 75" was $400... cheapest TV's i've ever bought in my life
but i didn't buy them for 4k, i bought them because they're light as shit and i didn't want to move my plasma's ๐คฃ
I've been very happy with my 65" bought it for $750 2 years ago
can you believe how long 1080p has been the major HD standard?
every tv upscales
no not every tv lol
true 4k is off led placement
but you can upscale 1080p led placement to be 4k
My 65" 4k is definitely noticeable over my mums 65" 1080p
I doubt my eyes can resolve 4k at 10', but they can definitely do more than 1080
even when you watch sansford and son's?
i can tell when it's true 4k image but not when it's being upscaled
that link you posted literally contradicts your strawman
read it
it literally states the pixel count i wa srefering
i mean if you stand 30ft away of course you're not going to notice a difference
that's basically all that article says
then disproves itself by comparing 720 to 1080
matrix switching is now ~25 years old... it's not difficult for manufacturers to get done easy
and cheap
in all honesty how much true 4k content do you really see on your tvv?
about 50%, not much.. but as badtelco said, you can absolutely see an improvement with upscaling
i mean i have a PC hooked up so technically EVERYTHIGN i see is 4k
Shiiit, only 17 days until I leave for the muuuuurica 
but.. the video source may not be
wat? i thought you hated us!?
you missed all the fireworks
enjoy that ass destroying plane flight lol
Pff, it ain't bad, only 10 hours, and with my luck I'll be upgraded anyway๐
to baggage? awesome!
is it an awesome airline?
you said atlanta right?
Yeah
i really wanna fly in one of those super fancy flights where you get a bed
I have a friend who worked as an airline handler, he knows people so he only flies first class every time, every where
Must be boring in the end
i'd rather fly a party plane with a bar. wouldn't care about laying down or inflight movies lol
It would never get boring
^
Also had a friend who worked with drilling automations, he had platinum cards in every airline, he gave up $50k per year to only fly half as much
yeahhh i mean flying ALL the time does get old
i was going to singapore every month for a week for 2 years.... 23hr flights... sucked butt
My 20ish flights per year are enough for me ๐
Flying is good for deep work
don't worry elon will reinvent travel, soon it will be short low oribit space flights lol
ohh an under the ocean train ride would be cool too
that would be neat
Elon is full of it :D
I like driving too much ๐
I wonder if that tesla floating in space will come back to bite us in the ass one day
Probably a lot smaller than all those rocket stages
lol
Have you seen Planetes
yea that sounds about right lol
Or when I worked in Ireland, my colleague threw coke cans at me and was disappointed that they didn't orbit
I though you were fatter
Gotta do the homestead thing again soon. I hate filing government documents. Always feels like a huge task, even though it isn't
Like a weird anxiety that something will get misfiled
Thankfully the government fills out most papers and I just have to sign them๐
Like... The government does the taxes for us, we just have to check if we agree, then we are done
The us tax stuff seems stressful
taxes arent too bad really
depends on your situation
its just when people don't want to understand it, it becomes a headache for them lol
so many damn loopholes to take advantage of it's not evven funny
if you just work and that's it, then yeah it's easy... investments, properties, funds, tax shelters, etc... it can get a bit frustrating to keep track of
well at that point you should be paying someone else to do it for you
that doesn't do anything except cost you more.. you still have to be aware of everything to even give the CPA
i just don't trust a single person to manage my life's portfolio... unless that person is me
not saying to take your eyes off the road, but all in all it can be a lot easier than what some givve it credit for
but then I grew up with family who help started H&R Block lol
lol
He wants to move to Norwat
Australia is becoming like the Handmaids tale
Australia is becoming a pretty awesome TV series? With a great soundtrack?


