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@tawny pebble I keep running into pi-Hole limitations so I moved to Adguard
@clear ferry i listened to a podcast where one of the lead devs of kubernetes was the guest
And the podcast host, who works as a developer and has interviewed hundreds of developers, asks.
So is it pronounced kubectl?
And the developer with a smug tone goes " No, it's Kube Control "
Well yes, that is how I would pronounce it too ๐คท I call it a work related injury
I like "Cube Cuddle", it pisses off the elitists and shares the love all in a single sentence.
I love lsof i pronounce it as it is written, so I sound like I've had the stroke of the century
Or like the lispest man on earth
Another tool that looks like somebody smacked the keyboard, but also follows an "obvious" naming convention
I would love me some of those zombie children with killed parents
Unix is quite macabre
Line printer on fire is still one of my favourite error messages
Only in Unix are you gonna get that kind of thing ๐
Wasn't it lpt1 on fire if you disconnected the usb printer still in Linux kernel 2.6?
I'll admit I haven't looked at it in some time. At work printers have "always" been networked, and at home I jumped from parallel to network connected
Pretty sure I saw the message once when I was a teen and went like WTF
Having experienced line printers, they themselves were also a WTF moment
It was the distance they could shoot the paper when you took the covers off, more than the noise, that got me.
Nothing quite like hitting a colleague with a stream of paper to liven up the morning ๐คฃ
You know you are in Norway when you can count 40 Teslas on a 10 minute drive๐ฉ
Damn
@clever mortar I've worked with stupidly large old industrial printers before where that printer on fire message was a legit message we monitored for! There was multiple heat sensors all over the printer!
Installing Docker on a Raspberry Pi Zero W for HA is... interesting
it should be with that hardware choice
I dunno. Guess I'm naive. To me it should be as simple as "apt-get install docker-ce" But apparently the latest version has bugs on this particular ARM cpu and needs a docker downgrade.
Are you expecting to actually run Docker on that Zero?
Or are you just doing this to prove that it's technically possible?
hmm as far as I knew it was totally possible. Is it not?
Technically yes
Like it's technically possible to carry a full size fridge freezer in your two seater sports car
I'm guessing you missed reading the install docs ๐
It will work, but you're not going to enjoy it
Eh good point. That sucks. I don't really have a server lying around anymore.
A Pi3 is good enough to get you going, and possibly for a while after that
I have a few raspberry Pi's that I could cluster but that won't help with the performance of a single instance at all. All Pi2's or Zero W unforutnately
I'm still on mine 2.5 years in, and only now really feeling the pinch
If you can purchase a Pi3B+, or even a second hand PC (laptop, NUC, whatever) then you'll have a far better experience than a Pi2 or below
I set up HA in GCP yesterday but then realised I wouldn't be able to monitor casts on the LAN haha
Thanks for the advice.
And pointing out the doc, I did miss that.
Well... It's been downloading the home-assistant image for the past 30 minutes so suspect you are probably right, @clever mortar
Didn't really want to have to run an old computer for this but I guess I'll have to.
As I said, and as the official guidance says, Pi3B will do fine for getting you going, and possibly far beyond
All comes down to how much you ask it to do at that point - Hass.io with a couple of dozen add-ons, maybe not so much ๐
Anyone played with https://dlidirect.com/products/atomic-pi ?
More CPU. ย More I/O. ย Less Cash... We're RPi lovers, and the UP board is nice... but it's about price and performance. ย We feel there's a market for a Atom maker board. ย Thus was born the ATOMIC Pi.ย Genuineย Intel Atom x5-Z8350ย quad core with 2M Cache. Runs up to 1.92G...
Think that's rather new, like a few weeks? Not sure many have had them delivered. Someone posted it in the Reddit a few days ago, so I'm sure people will try it
Hm, looks like it was first listed on Amazon in January - perhaps someone has gotten one?
Ah no wait, seven days ago. Lol
https://liliputing.com/2019/04/35-atomic-pi-dev-board-with-intel-cherry-trail-now-available-form-amazon.html
Hmm
For the price it's going to be interesting.
I didnโt buy it as look at how you are going to have to power the dam thing
@brisk glen If it's any good, a cottage industry of cases and better powering options will appear in a hurry.
Indeed
I want something in a set of three for a home lab
But I don't want to spend 2 and a half grand on populated NUCs
Although 4gb of ram would be a lot more useful
Sup y'all
@hushed basalt kube?
@hushed basalt I've been playing with https://k3s.io for local messing with Kubernetes. For actual live deployment stuff I've been putting it on Digitial Ocean's offering as I couldn't be bothered trying to maintain a full K8S setup! Do enough of that at work.
Easy to install. A binary of less than 40 MB. Uses only 512 MB of RAM.
@hushed basalt Have you seen these? https://www.friendlyarm.com/index.php?route=product/product&path=69&product_id=234
They also have NanoPC's that look awesome. but this one is the form factor of the standard rPi. Might make a neat k8s cluster
It does have quite a large heatsink..
https://imgflip.com/i/30310p made this just for you lot ๐
lol
You can definitely do that ๐
Which one have a better integration with Home assistant? rachio or rainmachine?
I think I'm close to achieving peak laziness
I like it
@soft zephyr Have you tested with something other than HA yet?
What's your modem/router make and model?
@soft zephyr nope i not tested, just tried reach port 80 and my custom port. i need grab kids from scull will be back shortly thanks for help
Hmmm, I see you forward it to a port other than the default HA port
Your HA runs on that non-standard port?
yes my HA was run always at custom port
http:
# api_password: !secret http_password
base_url: !secret http_url
server_port: !secret http_port
ip_ban_enabled: True
login_attempts_threshold: 10
ssl_certificate: !secret ssl_cert_path
ssl_key: !secret ssl_key_path```
i will back soon ๐
When you're back, try another service to check it's not HA and is a port forward/ISP issue
thanks
@pliant forge I have had 0 issues with my rainmachine controller and HA. Rachio is cloud-based so that immediately disqualifies it for me
Anyone have a good recommendation for a free email service to use with HomeAssistant? I don't want to tie my personal gmail in with automated emails "from" my house
Make a second gmail account?
I have 8 zones but I just noticed the rainmachine hd 12 is on sale for almost the same price as the rainmachine pro 8.
Wouldnโt mind having the extra zones just in case I want to expand at some point.
Second gmail account, Yahoo, Outlook....
I went with the Pro-16 because it has ethernet
The HD does look nicer, but how often are you really looking at your sprinkler controller
RM HD 12 $189 vs Rachio 3 $224 vs RM Pro 16 is $229.
I think the biggest factor is the integration with HA though.
The extra $40 was worth it to me because I have a lot of 2.4ghz interference in my neighborhood
99 times out of 100 an integration with local connectivity is going to be better than cloud-based
plus rainmachine advertises "Homeassistant Compatible" on their website, which is a huge boost in confidence from me. Not only is there an integration, but the manufacturers are actively supporting the integration
https://www.rainmachine.com/ on their homepage under "Rainmachine Integrations"
Plus they have docs on the local REST API for the controllers. Another huge bonus
Awesome, I wish more companies would do that. Glad I asked, totally didnโt see that while poking around.
I was more than willing to support a company that has this kind of attitude toward self-hosting automation software. I hope it sets an example for future manufacturers
Sonoff is starting to realize people are not using their products with their platform
And luckily they're embracing it
Iโm hoping MyQ will go that way
Highly doubtful, unfortunately. I think they would kill the API endpoints if they knew about the HA integration
They have like 30 different subscription options for their "smart" services
Yea I noticed that, itโs crazy. I would just go diy route if they clamp it down.
Same here. I'm considering it anyway to get away from cloud based platforms in general
MyQ and Nest are my last ones, but Nest is a lost cause until I actually change my thermostat
Same here and the google homes.
MyQ is lame I hate it's "make your dumb garage smart gadget"
It was useless for 90% of the week I had it
Hello all! Im new to Home Assistant!
I had problems with MyQ for a couple weeks but it turned out it was conflicting with some settings in my network. Otherwise itโs been pretty solid.
@clever mortar so i add port forwarding for 22 port and port is closed too, asked ISP but them wasnt helpful
i cant reach any port from with my ip, i mean its just now work. I was talk with ISP chat support and them told me i need to wait for system actualisation
sound like bullshit and them said what my ports is not blocking
Are you trying to reach those ports from inside your own network or from a mobile connection?
maybe a quick help with a shell script (not enough to automate my home lol )
#!/bin/bash
if [ qdbus org.kde.KWin /KWin currentDesktop = -eq 1 ]; then
qdbus org.kde.KWin /KWin nextDesktop
else
qdbus org.kde.KWin /KWin previousDesktop
fi
the 1 part is wrong
but I dont know ๐
@hearty depot What are you trying to check, the output of the command, the return code... ?
where's that guy worried about ubiquiti stealing home assistant now?
anyone know how i would try to access local urls for a baby monitor? https://joshmccarty.com/incorporate-motorola-wifi-baby-monitor-home-assistant/
trying to do something like this but cant get the right url
@sturdy juniper thanks. I don't want anything ARM though
@hushed basalt There's this too: https://hothardware.com/news/jaguarboard-intel-atom-powered-single-board-mini-pc-to-take-on-raspberry-pi-at-45
it's not as punchy as the AtomicPi, but, it's a good form factor.
Buttons?!
Sorry I was wrong
those little bits on the bottom right are GPIO
If I read the article right
I mean those three things are definitely buttons
Does anyone here do custom component development freelance?
@lofty atlas a lot of people I would assume ๐
anyone have any recommendation for motion sensors for smartthings (zigbee/z-wave)? I'm thinking these https://smile.amazon.com/AduroSmart-ERIA-Motion-Sensor-Things/dp/B07HJSKDWV/ref=sr_1_17?crid=3EF3FM3YER608&keywords=zigbee+motion+sensor&qid=1556942790&s=gateway&sprefix=zigbee+motion+%2Caps%2C209&sr=8-17
I've used the Xiaomi motion sensors, cheap and good
oo thats much cheaper... and Xiaomi makes good cheap hardware
@clear ferry these? https://us.gearbest.com/alarm-systems/pp_659226.html
Yes, I think I've seen them for a few dollars less on AliExpress, but those are the ones
Currently using two, have five in boxes still
lol, nice
how do you have them utilized? I was going to start with putting one in the garage to turn the lights on, but I'm not sure how well that'll work -- do I set the to stay on for x mins? what if I'm out of range and doing something in another part of the garage? etc
gonna grab two, put one in the bathroom after I get the garage working to my liking
I use it in my office, when I enter it turns on the light, starts Google home and announces outside temperature, greenhouse temperature, time to drive to work, and a few other things, if it doesn't see any movement for 15 minutes it turn off the lights, the announcement part only happens in the mornings
I was considering using them in the garage,but my garage is 50mยฒ / 500sqft so I would probably have to have one in each corner, so I'll probably rather do a smart button
I like that... but I have my lights turn on automatically at the start of the work day in my office (work from home). I never had google announce things to me, but having no commute i dont care about the outside or traffic
well you do have 5 sitting idle, could just use two ๐
Could rather do some other stuff for occupancy, like a camera or power monitoring perhaps ๐ค
one thing I've been trying to figure out without any success is to change the color of a light bulb based on weather data. I have an ambient light that I don't need for visibility, just ambiance. Would be cool to see it change when it's supposed to rain
My lights and Google home bits are in here https://github.com/atxbyea/HA-Config/blob/master/automations.yaml
That automation would be easy, just do a change based on state, to: rain and change colour
cool, I'm just getting started (again) with home assistant. I had it up years ago but only used it to turn lights on/off. All my automation is through smartthing. Since I can't link home assistant and smart things directly I need to go the mqtt route... which I'll do this weekend I hope
I couldn't figure out how to change color with ifttt, but maybe I can with HA
I don't know the smartthings stuff,but I thought they had full integration now๐ค
Might have misunderstood the podcast
they do but it uses the old app, which I can't use because I'm already on the new app ๐ฆ
Oh
someone in here pointed me to this guide which I'll do instead https://www.home-assistant.io/blog/2016/02/09/Smarter-Smart-Things-with-MQTT-and-Home-Assistant/
I just bought something like 14 more bulbs to add to my house ๐ฎ
and getting those motion sensors you suggested, cheers
This is what you are looking for I guess https://community.home-assistant.io/t/automation-light-color-change-with-weather-forecast/21703
Hi, Iโm trying to get a RGB to change color based on weather forecast. Iโm using Openweather and a BRUH RGB light on ESP8266 controlled via MQTT. my automation code is having an error and Iโm stuck without a clue 2017-07-14 19:35:04 ERROR (MainThread) [homeassistant...
Just adjust for your weather forecast component and your bulb control
oo nice, thanks
this is my ambient light I plan to hook up to the weather, if you're curious https://www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/comments/bhq7rc/i_created_an_ambient_light_out_of_an_sdss/
I also have a huge strip around my desk and monitor I could do too
Yeah,your forecast automation should be easy to implement
Also that ambient light, I need to make one of those for my wife ๐
you should! it was a fun project
does anyone know if those smart smoke detectors can be disabled? the one in our kitchen is too sensitive so we moved it, but would be nice to keep it there and just tell google to disable it when cooking
Which model?
I don't have one yet, just have a standard dumb model
so whichever one is zigbee/zwave and can be disabled? ๐
who's ready for some forum downtime?
uggh went to setup mqtt bridge and my samsung account is all kinds of messed up
logged in and my devices/hub are missing... I think it's due to the fact that I also have a smartthings account and recently changed my password.
sent an email to smartthings support, we'll see how long that takes
why are you setting up mqtt bridge vs the new smartthings integration with webhook
the smartthings integration doesn't work for me
i just migrated parents away from mqtt bridge and everything is so much faster
how so?
it requires you to use the classic app, which doesn't work for me
i had already migrated to a samsung account
my parents did too but were still able to login to classic app
so someone in here suggested i try mqtt
even i was able to install classic and login with a samsung account from my phone which i never had done before
I can't log in with my samsung account, only my smartthings account
and my devices were on my samsung account
... but now my devices are missing from that, too
oof
well obviously the best solution here is just migrate all devices to HA
cut out smartthings entirely
๐
lol
im only using ST because it was a cheap dongle for my nvidia shield... I was using wink for years until I finally got un-lazy and migrated to ST
is there a dongle I could plug into my nas to use for zigbee/z-wave on HA?
yep
hmmmm
well my smartthings dongle was only like 15 bucks because of some sale, but this is tempting
so then I run HA and it sees all my devices natively?
๐ cut ๐ out ๐ the ๐ cloud ๐ except ๐ maybe ๐ nabu ๐ casa ๐ ๐ ๐
yessir
That is us frequency only right @flat lintel?
dammit @flat lintel
sorry discord randomly froze
why'd you wait until I already placed an amazon order
I just bought 14 more lights ๐
@clear ferry i would pretty safely assume that its US only yeah, but GoControl is a pretty big company that trades under multiple brand names so wouldn't be surprised if it was available in your country
Must ๐ be ๐ all ๐ those ๐ claps
EU
sweden, yeah?
Le Norwege๐
ahhh... I tried!
Close but no cigar
robbie, so this would work if i just plugged it into my QNAP?
@clear ferry looks like this is the thread for you https://community.home-assistant.io/t/zigbee-stick-for-europe-any-available-retain-state-in-hass/17361
I am interested because I prefer to change the Hue Hub. The most annoying fact is that after a power cut it turns ON all the lights โฆ incredibly dumb thing to do. I wish that with a zigbee stick, hass, I can retain the value (pi3 with hass is under UPS) of the lights and w...
and ran HA in a docker container
@modest sentinel probably? its a simple USB dongle that doesn't require extra drivers in Linux
curious, what do you have yours plugged into?
ah z-wave... no zigbee?
i have a mix, mostly zigbee though
husbzb-1 is only for zigbee
i have majority z-wave. only stuff thats zig is hue + tradfri
the husbzb you linked says both?
yep
the only reason I still have the other z-wave only dongle is because i dont want to have to pair everything again
to z-wave
lol thats fair
gonna order this... it'll get here "today" aka saturday
now i'll have to go add all my shit again assuming I can get HA working
its pretty easy to get z-wave and zigbee going
cool
outside of any issues introduced by your qnap, but i really wouldnt expect any
its all point and click via UI
I tried HA years ago before I went to zigbee/zwave completely. I had a pile of hand me down insteon stuff
and recently got into docker on my qnap so i've been installing all the things, which made me think of hass again
mostly because I could setup a tablet and wall mount it for the woman, she doesn't like to talk to google that often
sure
well you just gave me a project for tomorrow, after I mow the lawn and finish building a bookshelf and end table...
sure
tell me if you see errors or missing images or anything weird
just completed OS upgrade
also just saw in your twitter you live where I just moved from
oakland?
I'm in portland now, but was in west oakland for 5years
near loweel park, 12th and chestnut
sure
lowell*
well thats a good sign
seems fine to me
maybe cloudflare is caching the 500 but seems unlikely
I'm mailing a coworker my old wink hub and echo dots, trying to get him hooked with the homeautomation bug ๐
i should throw in a bulb or two...
I've hooked three colleague on HA already๐
seems so, though I'm not logged in / havent had this cached
im checking incognito too and seeing the issue
oh well
hopefully nothing a forum rebuild cant fix
ah yeah I'm seeing a literally one missing avatar incognito
well now that might be because i just started the rebuild
so that request may have failed
which is the same missing one in my screenshot
who knows
thanks for the help @flat lintel . I'll be tinkering with that adapter and seeing how I adjust to moving away from ST this weekend
sure thing
i think youll find it a massive improvement
i even moved my hue and tradfri bulbs to the zigbee adapter directly
so got rid of two hubs
i work from home so I've made an effort this year to invest in my home comfort / office
gotta do it
i also wfh
invested heavily in my setup for max comfort and productivity
thats also why i moved out of oakland, i can live anywhere but housing is so expensive there... I could never see myself owning a house
I work from home when I feel like it's which is nice, this year I'm only working 50% though
yeah. i was raised here so much harder for me to leave + i got in so early that my rent in my highrise is pretty cheap
also i missed weather. a little rain goes a long way
So spend a lot of time Home
hopefully only working 50% for good reasons? ๐
Baby in the house ๐ wife is a student so I get all the leave, 40 weeks paternity leave paid
and yea robbie, i got lucky my rent never went up once in the 5 years i was there.. 1950/m for a 2 bedroom 1200sq ft with backyard (for the dogs). But I had shitty crustpunk neighbors upstairs
$4800 here for a pretty nice 3 bed on the 12th floor
grats @clear ferry
with lake views
oh nice
i moved to portland... got a 3 bedroom, huge yard, garage, driveway, all by myself.... $2000/m ๐
either of you guys use Steam for games?
have it. don't play games really
for work I'm part of a team making a space-based physics simulator called Universe Sandbox https://store.steampowered.com/app/230290/Universe_Sandbox/
Universe Sandbox ยฒ is a physics-based space simulator that allows you to create, destroy, and interact on an unimaginable scale.It merges real-time gravity, climate, collision, and material interactions to reveal the beauty of our universe and the fragility of our planet.Uni...
$24.99
5433
msg me and I'll toss you a key if you want
I bought a house 10 years ago, 2700sqft, loan is 960usd per month
ohhh I've seen that around, thought it would be fun for my kids
crazy! I bought a house in upstate new york... 1200sqft 800usd/m, but it was in ... upstate new york lol
ended up selling at a slight loss too
I would love to live in upstate New York ๐
my gf is from the adirondacks so she's fond of the area
i dragged her to the west coast with me though haha
I have a lot of family in upstate New York and New Jersey
oh?
im originally from philly, so i spent a lot of time in the tri-state area
moved to upstate ny for a job
My mother's uncle moved there in the early 1900s and settled, so they are 3-5th generation Americans
sorry dealing with a forums maintenance quickly going wrong
phew
fixed it
was a simple checkbox
i dont understand how we throw up these massive helpful tips with animated gifs about how to paste code
and yet people still dont format properly
People don't read
i guess
@flat lintel are you familiar with Bountysource?
aye
ah very cool
no longer associated with it, but it's still up and running
usually i land there because someone asked for the exact thing i want but it hasnt been done yet lol
lol awesome
welp
guess theres no discourse plugin to automatically format pastes longer than X lines
so guess ill knock that out tomorrow to hopefully improve the situation
on that note
im outie5000
it would be cool if it automatically detects code and suggests proper formatting
cheers, thanks for the tips... I'm sure you'll hear more from me as I start to migrate from ST this weekend
sweet, enjoy
absolutely will
im planning to start with just getting it up and running, use a spare bulb as a test... if that goes well, bye-bye smartthings
i heard the floorplan stuff was a bit of a pain to setup but it looks so cool
wonder if i can do something with my wyze cams...
Rtsp 4 lyfe even my cheap China cams do that by default ๐
ya
Hopefully I will get my esp32cams up soon
So I can do time lapse of my greenhouse
@modest sentinel if you want to look at boring easy configs mine is online, the baby arrived two weeks after I started with HA, so all my big plans are on hold still ๐ https://github.com/atxbyea/HA-Config
@clever mortar from yesterday, Slept already - hited me hard and fast
qdbus org.kde.KWin /KWin currentDesktop returns either 1 or 2 (also 3 but I just want to switch fast between two desktops)
the Idea was - when the output equals to 1 - next desktop
equals to 2 - previous desktop
switching from 2 to one works already - because the if equals wrong ๐คฆ
https://hastebin.com/xeyanesila.bash
Tinkerer is away for 9h 38m 12s with a message :point_right: Cum lux abest, tenebrae vincunt
Output - what appears on the console
Return code - what the shell receives back invisibly
I'm guessing @hearty depot that in your case it's output, so ...
echo "ONE"
else
echo "not one"
fi```
There's also...
1 ) echo "ONE"
;;
2) echo "TWO"
;;
* ) echo "Something else!"
;;
esac```
$( ... ) runs the command inside the brackets and replaces it with the output
aah! - wtf! that works like a charm! an = to much - wow ๐คฆ but case looks nicer
thanks a ton!
man test for all the options for [ ... ]
I feel so dirty
installing powershell in linux
It puts the powershell in the basket or else it gets the hose
lol - fuck..
firefox broke itself?
https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/bkfte9/if_you_have_issues_with_your_addons_being_marked/
177 votes and 140 comments so far on Reddit
colossal fuckup on Mozilla's part.
Dog damnit, google home hub is like 63USD on ebay plus shipping, lowest seller in Norway, that doesn't even have it in stock yet is 180USD
Maybe i should deploy a Debian VM and play around with docker, to see what all the kids are on about ๐ค
I ran it up on a Pi, and I've poked around
It's actually pretty cool, I just don't have time right now to learn it properly so that I'm comfortable relying on it
exactly, I have probably 1 of 15 customers who use it for anything, and it is only the test and dev departments, everybody else runs esxi \ hyper-v \ kvm \ hpvm
but it's good to know the basics of what it is they are struggling with if they struggle
I do need to learn it, for work purposes, but then I've got a long list of things I need to learn...
yeah, I have like five things I should learn this year, and docker ain't one of them, but I spend 2-3 days a week working on HA and hanging out on discord, so I should learn it for that ๐คฃ
working 50, staying home 50 watching a baby sleep most of the day ๐คท
and by law I aint allowed to work or do work related stuff the days I am home
Nice
I just love learning, so I've a list of for me and a list of for work - sometimes there's even lots of overlap ๐
"and by law I aint allowed to work or do work related stuff the days I am home" Who cares? ๐
usually I have 80% overlap ๐คฃ
@light trout I do, because that means I can ignore my phone and email ๐คฃ
My work phone goes off at the weekends and holidays
true ture, I don't check those, but reaserching / developing things that might be usefull for work on my off time I tend to do
I only have one phone, work pays, i tax a minimal amount
I have two - deliberately
At weekends, and on holidays, the work phone is powered off
Hell, only a handful of folks have my personal number
I just do whitlists on my phone when I'm on holiday, only family in the list
If I had to have only a single phone, work would get a VOIP number ๐
I don't take the phone (ever), all calls are imidiatly terminated (SfB bug) ๐
I have a voip number too ๐คฃ
and by chance I got the easiest number in the company
and reception hates me for it
800-HELPME?
yeah, our numbers are all XXX XX and I got 100, and we don't have up to 200 people with numbers ๐คฃ
I got XXX XX100
Nice
nice, I have a 3TB local storage for my VMs, I have provisioned 7.8TB
this surely ain't doomed to fail
Over provisioning is how the big players do it - it'll be fiiiiiine ๐
I need some customer to throw out a 3PAR7000 with 24x2TB SSDs soon ๐คฃ
Those will be expensive to keep on contract anyway, so most will probably throw it out as they don't wanna use it for any critical without support ๐คท
oh snap, docker is running 
mhmm..
Not shure. Can the heater can take this? ๐คฃ
Just for lulz, wonder if I should try install HA on Itanium ๐ค
Is that like, Itanium, for when you're tired of things working ?
Pff most EPIC processor ever, Excuse the pun
Sadly, Intel won the marketing war
Only reason we have decent processors today is that HP bought Digital, gave away the Alpha developers to Intel and bam Nehalem and Skylake is your uncle
Competition drives innovation, which is why I was unhappy when AMD faltered
It's not an ideal competitor, but better than nothing
AMD didn't have anything Innovative between 2006 and 2018, which is a shame
Yup, they're just trying to stay in the market
Their latest stuff is kinda cool,but they are too late, and targeting gamers who think RGB gives them better framerates
I haven't bought AMD since their slot based processors
I miss my old AMD cpu from years ago
When you upgraded from a single core to a dual core in the same socket
Amds first dual cores were a monstrosity, two single cores in a single package, syncing the clock via an os driver.... If you forgot the driver you had negative ping
Heh
I also remember when AMD didn't have any built in thermal throttling
I still have one that I turned into a toaster
Nothing better than swapping out the CPU and running an UNKOWN cpu
I tried removing the heatsink on a duron once while a quake 3 demo was running, it said crack and actually snappe down the middle
That's pretty good going
Mine only melted the CPU fan housing, and a bit of the fan, and burned and distorted the motherboard
Did the same on my own p3 coppermine, it ran for an hour before shutting down
I probably should have shut it off sooner.... but it was dead anyway by that point, so I just watched it for a while ๐
Yeah, Intel didn't cut the corners though, they had thermal control built in
Think that was there since atleast the pentium original one
Amd only got it around 2004 I think
I stuck it out with AMD till 2012
Intel cpus were just that much more powerful per core at that time that made it pointless to stay
I never owned any amd machines, did own one cyrix though
I had a couple of generations of AMD myself
When my dual core outperforms with multi core performance the AMD equivalent of a hex core, there are issues
Yeah
Intel overtook amd in 2007 when Nehalem was released, since that they have not catched up until last year
Intel had a massive lead on them in 2012 it was not even funny anymore
Everyone is now ARM happy except there is one issue
Almost none of the drivers are open source
OpenRISC is interesting
@brisk glen spot on with the lack of proper open source drivers for ARM, getting a SBC to work with the mainline kernel is a nightmare
I sometimes feel I might be better off spending a few more $$ and saving hours of low level system troubleshooting
@clever mortar
came back to your tasker hook
https://github.com/DubhAd/Home-AssistantConfig/blob/master/automation/people/tasker_hook.yaml
do you somewhere have an example xml for that one?
You mean the Tasker side of it?
jup
I know what the trigger.xy dong - but no chane to write them - including a task
Gimmie 5
It's a POST to your webhook URL, with the data being a JSON payload, and the content type set accordingly
Thanks a ton (again) would have guessed its a waaaay more complicated JavaScriptlet
It's really really trivial, the hard part is working out what data you want ๐
Ip adress of my phone to maybe an input_text- for an automatical unbaning ๐
๐คฃ
happens way to often ๐
That's why you should use a VPN instead - and whitelist your home network ๐
had no luck with my wife
connecting to a vpn.. way to troublesome - did try it - sadly had no luck
On Android, if you go with Wireguard or OpenVPN, you can even drop a toggle into the icon bar at the top, and click on and off
did had OpenVPN running. I only can say Woman ๐คท
but realy like the Zerotier approach atm (personal)
Next thing is hasska
Iโm on ZeroTier but I keep hearing about Wireguard, can anyone tell me if its different or the same?
Canโt tell without signing up
Different
Wireguard is a traditional point to point VPN setup
ZeroTier does weird and funky things to give you that without port forwarding
Okay cool, thanks Tinkerer
Iโm going to try a zerotier network with a default route first
Guys, i'm thinking of a way to detect the presence of my girlfriend and I when we are home. Yes, we could use wifi on the smartphone and the ping module will tell when we're home or not ...
But, most of the time i turn off my wifi and so does my gf. We both have the xiaomi mi fit. And I wonder... So I asked Mr. Google and indeed there's already a discussion but it just ends.
Is any of you already using some kind of bluetooth sniffer so that it detects your presence?
Great links, thanks a lot mate! ๐
I'd also say, trying to track people around the house is hard and painful. Better to track behaviours and activities - like tracking if the TV is on, the motion sensor was tripped, etc.
Anyone using traccar and know their way around a terminal?
Terminals are easy ๐
They have a left side, a right side, a top, and a bottom. Job done
@clever mortar thought about this. i yet have to think about the goodnight routine and planning on using nearby used devices!
For that, I'm (partly) using Tasker to report when the phone is put on/taken off charge
The wife takes her phone to bed, so when it's disconnected and then reconnected after 22:00 she's off to bed
Basically, study the victim end user and see how they and the devices they interact with (that you can track) behave
yep, this is what i thought. but what if that night she does not charge the phone? mine could last even 2 days
That's why study them
For example, maybe it's a particular TV going off after a certain point, or a media player starting/stopping (bedside clock), or the bedside light going on, or...
There will be no one single thing, but you'll find a range of things that are each indicators of various strengths
Maybe you combine them all with a bayesian sensor ๐
got the point ๐ well see how it goes!
Initially, it'll go terribly ๐
Things like this are lots of trial and error while you dial in the right options
sounds like wind blows
Ah yes, the good old days where trying to get anything working involved much swearing, changing of options, and staring at mysterious blue screens
not that today it's much better, there's still a lot to swear
I am amazed my shit works when I have everything vlaned off and firewalls in between
@light trout yes ๐ค
You do not have enough data ๐

You tell me, you know all about my data Mr NSA ๐
@clear ferry https://github.com/ludeeus/pytraccar#test Can you run that and send me the result in a DM (obscure any sesetive info)?
Whatโs up everyone
That depends, if you are inside there is probably a roof, if not I will guess the sky?
Well up is down so the floor
The enemys gate is down...
is someone using tileboard?
New Flic is coming including OpenFlic (Unlike the current Flic platform, Flic 2 has been designed from the ground up with openness and versatility in mind.) https://2.flic.io/invite/bdygxcijva/
FYI: this is an invite link (for transparency9
#330944238910963714 @sacred hornet
how, how is it that im always in the wrong damn lobby
what would i do without you @clever mortar ๐
thanks mate
๐คฃ
You're not alone in this, don't worry ๐
I may have done it myself a few times
does not help that discord truncates the topic with no obvious way to expand
You have to know that you can click on it, which isn't obvious I'll admit
Clicking it does nothing for me @clever mortar
finally did something Smart
set my HA to turn off a smart outlet if my phones battery level goes above 79
@flat lintel - my dongle arrived just now, plugged it in... time to figure this out ๐
What did you get rappo?
GoControl CECOMINOD016164 HUSBZB-1 USB Hub
i have a smartthings hub but it was giving me trouble, robbie convinced me to ditch it and try the gocontrol
d'oh
Oh well
is it too late to return it?
It looks like it's not too late
but now I'm wrestling with the sunk cost fallacy
as I've got it plugged in and my door sensor set up with it
assuming this works it wouldnt even be the cost that's the benefit, it's the simplicity of one stick
@clever mortar the beloved Mac
Tinkerer is away for 4h 7m 54s with a message :point_right: They have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action'
@valid halo be aware the HUSBZB-1 only works in US for Z-Wave
@modest sentinel hows it going?
hey... struggling right now but @thorny trench is helping me in #zigbee-archived
@modest sentinel wait what , it took less than 24 hours to get it? ๐
amazon prime
one day or same day
if you live in a big enough city you can get a lot of common items delivered within a hour
Daaaaamn
Some stuff I envy muuuurica
Best possible outcome in Norway if I order something online is 2-3 days, but then it is usually expensive shipping and luck
@clear ferry lmao yea I ordrered at midnight so it was "same day" delivery. got it at ~6pm and had my first zigbee device paired at 8pm
Unf
bit of a struggle at first but @thorny trench was a big help... as was me just clicking random options until something worked haha
@clear ferry we also get live map updates for the delivery so you can see where in the route they are
I had started to power down my nas when I knew he'd be here in 5mins haha
Lolololololoool
I took the opportunity to add some felt padding to my drives in an attempt to reduce vibration noise
If it says out for delivery in the Norwegian mail system it means I'll get it today or tomorrow ๐
lol
that was amazon 3-4 years ago
they've gotten a lot better
now if they're a day late you can complain and get 30% refund or something haha
That's is one of the thing i envy the states for, but there are so much I don't ๐
How many lines of code of HA
I suspect it's closer to i actually
aah feelsgood.jpg thanks to handbrake from an old avi with 140mb to h.265 86mb
downside - will take forever and two days
what,are you transcoding on a 486? ๐คฃ
the terrabytes are my problem ๐
thank Dog it is only bits, and not bytes
but only have a i5-7600K
fu xD
Realy should thake this PC apart and get some new Thermal Compound on it.... and all the dust out...
I haven't replaced my desktop in 9 years, if I replace it it's going to be with a thin client with 3 or 4 display support, just need to find someone getting rid of that, usually they only support 2 displays
happy with my 2 displays - but one is an deam huge widescreen
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71L6nuLvANL._SL1500_.jpg
I've had 3 or 4 monitors since 2001, old habits die hard
big screens are no use to me
Depends on what you're doing with them
Until a few years back I felt the same, but... these days I like having a high resolution widescreen monitor (to go with the two standard HD monitors)
For working with certain software, being able to see the whole width of the thing at once is a game changer
That it also is fun for winding up colleagues who get monitor envy... that's just a bonus ๐
haha, I don't have any software that doesn't fit snuggly on a 1080p resolution, quite the opposite really, and having seperate monitors makes a lot more sense to me when I work with multiple customers simulataniously, one for each customer enviroment, one for local stuff
I feel like a high res monitor might be self defeating for me
I run a 1080p monitor on windows with 125% scaling as it is
so won't I not get as much 'extra space' with a larger resolution display?
4k display Will be two times the space, and a wide display will probably give you more space too, but for me it is counter intuitive ๐คท
I used to have 3x24 inch crt displays, even my hardwood table buckled under the weight ๐ each was 43kgs if memory serves eight
Jesus
I hated CRTs as a kid
"I need to check my PC in a cabinents connections
welp time to nearly kill myself moving the CRT
Now I've got a fancy flat panel TN LCD screen
that can do 144hz
@clever mortar RFC1149 is better though ๐
I like RFC3514 myself
Hahah, that one was actually new to me ๐
RFC1149 was actually tested out in Norway with Stallman visiting if memory serves right
somebody got a Roomba?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E&t=28s
Redicusly funny imo
The first 500 people to click the link will get 2 months of Skillshare for free https://skl.sh/michaelreeves3 Thanks to everyone who helped out with screamin...
the xiaomi gateway has been pretty talkative today
but i don't know chinese so i have no clue what its saying
All i know is when it says A P P it wants me to do something in the app ๐
oh yeah ayy pee pee is a chinese thing
oh wait
heard it all the time when i was in shanghai
google translate works fine but i don't know when it starts to talk
might be a battery thing
I'll stick to learning Japanese still, I'll be a slave when the Chinese master race takes over the world anyways ๐คท
@midnight adder mine never talks unless I'm doing something in the mi home app
if you press a wireless aqara switch 5x fast it'll tell you the connection works
I just press it once and it does that
._.
Nice 15cm of snow coming tomorrow
wtf.. x20 (or even more) speed with --encoder nvenc_h265 --encoder-preset hq
adios 486
I knew you had fraxed up something ๐
lol - you could have also told me ๐คฃ I had to find out first that my gpu isnt used at all, then look up how the hell I get hardware offload
but 20% bigger files compared to the CPU only encoding still half the filesize
but still a thing wich bugs me
GPU Utilization: 13 % ๐ค
You can probably do more threads, graphics cards have 100s-1000s of cores
so i got my 10x10TB hard drives hooked up into my new case...and then discovered i forgot to buy replacement fans for my case
:/
10*10tb damn..$$$$$
haha i picked up a bunch of them when they went on sale for 146 at B&H
I shouldn't say anything though, I sell 16tb ssds for 70.000$ a piece
CUDA Cores:3584
Get me one of this drives and I ll live happy for the next 10 years
i'm debating what configuration to set it up...either raidz2 or mirrors
Raidz2 or raid6 would be the logic choice
i might try raidz2 and see how the performance is before deciding
ZFS is confusing to understand
i'm mainly using it as storage for my proxmox server
basically building this: https://www.serverbuilds.net/16-bay-das to hook up to my r720
why in the world does HA not want to change ports...
zfs is a lot better then it use to be lol
it's cause i didn't comment out http: for me lol
I've been toying with the thought of a home server or nuc for a while,. But honestly the biggest thing I want is to offload is the DB from my hassio pi, and maybe run some misc housekeeping scripts on the network. I don't do heavy file serving, transcoding or anything like that. So I thought maybe a 2nd pi would be a better way to go. I could dockerize things there. Is there anyone doing a 2 pi approach like this? Any major downsides vs a nuc for everything? I rather enjoy the simplicity of the main hassio on a pi.
@celest moon or if you want something bigger than a pi but cheaper than a nuc there are a lot of mini pc options from AliExpress
Sometimes the NUCs will have shitty Linux support so probably just be careful of that. Obv you wouldn't want Windows on it. I would go with a couple Pis running containers as you've suggested.
Damn, I switched from the linux HA image from Dockerhub to the RPI image and now everything's busted.
Is there a way to make an remote raspberry pi detect ble devices for hassio? mqtt or how would that work ?
thanks @clever mortar
NP
With what?
how can i find a server
You are going to have to be more specific than that
im trying to find this server on this game
This is not Discord help
This is the Discord server for https://www.home-assistant.io/
Home Assistant is not a game
๐คฃ
I just want a save game option so I can undo my spending ๐
Snapshot๐
Doesn't work on my bank, sadly
Wait, can we coop for the final boss baloob @clever mortar ?
๐คฃ
I'll tank, lud can heal
๐น๐คฃ๐ฏ๐ฅ
I'm fine with being fire support
My son may have accused me of rocket and grenade spamming more than once ๐
put on wizard hat and robe
You're not trying hard enough if you haven't fireballed something in the adjacent hex
Better look out for all the minibosses too, Vasily, PhilH, thomasloven and skavala, each with their own effect on the ending depending on how you defeat them ๐ค
And the optional side mission of collecting all the docs ๐ค
I'm quite excited for the new series Chernobyl that is starting to air today
Has anyone used the homie convention (mqtt layer) for their setup?
The final boss of Home Assistant is Tuya: The Cloud Master
defeat them and Cloud-Free options shall spread throughout the land
^^^
I'm currently at about half health fighting that boss. Have it paused while I'm at work
Hi guys, I've decided to publish my Home Assistant configuration and looking for feedback, can I post it here?
Finally got all the hardware I ordered to set up zigbee2mqtt and a couple of door sensors. Wish me luck!
@paper orchid sure, but have you remembered to obscure stuff and put passwords in secrets.yaml ? ๐
@civic ember Good luck, I'm planning to integrate zigbee2mqtt as well soon, just waiting for a downloader cable delivery now! ๐
Sure I did @clear ferry ๐
I,ve already posted it to reddit community, here's a link: https://www.reddit.com/r/homeassistant/comments/blcw2m/1_month_with_home_assistant_looking_for_feedback/
And here's a GitHub: https://github.com/solidcake420/home_assistant
GIF from desktop UI
Let me know what you think ๐
Impressive border-radius. Lots of card-modder?
Hey @low harness ! Yes, plenty, and as I work on it there will be more. ๐
Did you notice the new feature that if you wrap a vertical-stack or horizontal-stack in card-modder it will now mod every card in the stack separately?
card-modder is amazing, thank you for that and all the other stuff you make for lovelace! ๐
I did not know that, will look into it for sure,!
Could save quite a few lines of code
For sure, I've got plenty of cards that use same style..
What is the gif produced on though? And at what resolution? ๐ค
Thank you @valid halo , much appreciated!
With the last Atom update (on Ubuntu), I am not able to start it. It only works when I use the command atom -f
anyone else?
@clear ferry I've recorded full screen input from Chrome using OBS and converted it to GIF using https://ezgif.com/video-to-gif
The resolution is only 800x450, 10 FPS for 30 sec video
That low? You fit so much in

a few too many colors in the UI for my eyes but otherwise that's pretty cool
those graphs are nice
@clear ferry It was a challenge. Had to roughly plan it ahead and try a few times ๐
Thanks @orchid rose ! Yeah, i might want to tone it down colours it the future for sure...
I have a tablet with 2560*1600, I wish I could fit that much in
I need to look at your stuff
800x450 is the gif size, not the screen resolution. That view is at least 1050 px wide.
Still fits a lot more than me ๐ค
my ll is still a terrible wip ๐คฃ
Correct, the source resolution was 1920x1080, in fact, you can find it on here: https://github.com/solidcake420/home_assistant/blob/master/example/vid/2019-05-06 12-13-22.mp4
ah deam
NVEnc is in use - otherwise I would also got my current config out
Wondering if there is, or ought there be, a #cameras channel now that streaming is a big thing (and seeing as I feel that I'm always off topic bothering other channels with my stupidity in this category)
#general-archived might fit for now, but I'll raise it with the brain trust
Right anyways my DNS server crashed today
Only one DNS server... sheesh ๐
I come home to no internet at all and then I look to find that Pi-Hole and DuckDNS are both not running on my Hassio Pi
so I had to restart them
I wonder if I can set up an automation to reboot Pi-Hole if it fails to start
Does your IP change?
nmap ๐
That works with the MAC address, so you can scan your entire network and find the device no matter the IP
I thought I set my router up to give my phone a static IP
maybe I have to do it on my phone's side
Ive always been lackluster at net stuff
It's handled by your DHCP server
Huh
lemme double check mah router settings then
Oookay
so two things on my router have the same MAC address
:/
fixed it
I set it up in my phone to give me static IP
and now ping shows me as home
I'm going on a road trip to microcenter. If I don't come back. Tinkerer gets my Pi
Hmmm, which one, and can I have you intercepted ๐ค
It's a Pi 3B+
comes with a cute plastic case. A proper power supply and an adorable fan for the CPU
lol no
+๐คฃ
no rpi for @clever mortar then :/
I'm gonna get one
The Zero can run off about anything
Bought a 5v 2.5A brick with a on off switch from microcenter too
I think I spent as much as adafruit wants for the basic kit
But I got it today :D
Why?
Because I wanted one today and because it only cost 5 dollars at Microcenter
so I drove 40 miles to one in my state
No judgement here.... Microcenter is my dealer too
I already wish I lived closer
they have whole section for maker shit
Sure it's more expensive but damn son. I can just go in and grab this and that and the other thing
I find them to be cheaper than anywhere else. At least on the items I purchase.
I should see if I can take a cheap bus or train 40 miles up instead of driving my car
No sense using up it's milage
Oh right I forgot
our public transit sucks ass
150-180 minutes vs 40
Is there a way to have a page on lovelace that has all my recently downloaded media that can stream right to my mobile?
I'm going to try plex. I already have sabnzbd setup so I can download remotely. so hopefully this will let me stream it.
I'm curious. Why do they use Discord instead of Slack?
@valid halo using up milage? Come back when you do 40.000km per year ๐
@lofty atlas that sounds like a wrong way of doing streaming (Plex via Lovelace), it's like trying to log on to SSH via FTP ๐ค
Well, since my post I did get plex working the normal way. HA has a Plex Component https://www.home-assistant.io/components/plex/ but haven't had any luck enabling it. Probably just tired.
Interesting
https://github.com/Microsoft/Terminal
Hi, what section of discord can I ask really newbie questions about hassio?
@burnt plover #330990055533576204 ๐คท
Unless you mean Home Assistant @burnt plover
List of FAQs, including one explaining the difference between Home Assistant (the software) and Hass.io (an installer).
Hass.io is your install method, and has add-ons. Home Assistant is the software we all run
ah okay, thanks for clarification ๐
It's a common point of confusion
Don't you see this is the land of confusion ๐ต
๐ค xfce>kde ?
Well I feel kinda stupid.. soo I was having an issue with one of my zwave Dimmers, the one for my ceiling fan light in my family room, and I noticed it was offline and tried resetting the breaker, the network etc. Turns out the reason it was offline was because I turned off the other switch it was tied too. ๐
We've all tried to troubleshoot things where it's turned out to be a lack of power
yep
@valid halo Since moving from the DC area, my greatest regret, and probably the greatest thing to keep me out of debt ... is being far, far from a Microcenter
Hello people! I'm new here ๐ kind of a noob in home assistant as well ๐คท I have allready installed HA on my raspberry pi with hass.io without any problems and I have started implementing stuff step by step ๐ I realy enjoy seeing all those projects in this community
If you haven't found the cookbook and all the linked GitHub repos, worth going down that rabbit hole
Oh! thanks for the hint!
Just got into HA and installed hassio on my RP3 last night. I see on the HA subreddit that a lot of people get some kind of tablet and mount it to the wall with the HA page open to use. Since I live in a small apartment and cannot mount something like that to my wall (apartment complex doesn't allow stuff like that), do most people also just use a tablet laying around to control stuff? I wasn't sure if wall mounting it was some kind of requirement, or if that's just the aesthetic choice most people make. I was thinking of using my old iPad laying around to control stuff, like when im in the living room on the couch, or upstairs at my desk
@hollow robin doesn't have to be mounted on a wall, just us a magnetic mount on your fridge,that is what I use for a general control tablet, other than that most stuff goes by automations or by phone
If you have stuff you do repetitively, use automations and switches for that, or take a look at the Xiaomi cube, that can trigger a dozen different things
Reminds me I need to order some of those
@hollow robin Tablet? Manual control? Only if all the other things go wrong ๐
Almost all our interactions are entirely automated (now anyway), with voice control as the normal fallback. It's rare that we use anything manual, and even then mostly I use the UI for checking on the state of things, and HA Floorplan for an eyeball on the whole house
El Oh el. Monitor was breaking my Wi-Fi Connection
Once I turned it off SSH stopped being laggy
I should set up HA floorplan
I used magicplan to do my whole first floor for fun over a week
I need to tinker with floorplan too
Floorplan rocks, and now that Floorplan for Lovelace is a work in progress, things are about to get totally awesome ๐คฃ
Does that mean floorplan does not work with Lovelace now? ๐ค
Not in a Lovelace card, but as a separate panel
Now though with the new beta, it works as a Lovelace card
So all the power of reloading without restarting
Oh, perfect timing for me to start tinkering then
I much prefer it to anything you can currently do in Lovelace, because you can control the individual SVG entities
So you get something much nicer than simple icons
fufufu.. Washing machine gives up..
Getting Water, Can pump, but instead of starting spinning its only clicking ๐ฟ
true - Zigbee Water leak sensor is orderd
best way to sell a fire insurance is a fire in the neighbor house
My washer did the same, until I flipped the power cord 180degrees
That sounds like poor electrical design to me ๐
Because in Norway we have a different power system and than the rest of Europe
You mean the rest of mainland Europe ๐
Some of the rest of us also like being different
Pi-Zero for monitor seems like a bust for my phone at the moment. Even with Beacon Simulation. Any thing else I can use it for?
We have 120 / 120 to ground, while Europe most has 240 / 0 to ground or the other way around
we only have 120?
240V is good for distance, and setting things on fire
That makes the stepper motor in the washer confused when the one it expects to be neutral is higher than the one it expects to be live
Had a repair man come here (45minute drive) to flip my receptacle ๐
And it has worked since
Still, less bad than having somebody come out to plug things in, or turn the power on
I've done that for idiot users idiot users before
You mean like when I was a system administrator for 55 primary and secondary schools with 12000 users that were hell bent on breaking me? ๐คท
WHAT CAN WE BREAK TODAY
Surely the answer is everything
55 Where the hell did you work? ๐ค
Did you disable the dinosaur game?
Hell
That'll show em
Clearly
I remember a kid actually submitted a chromium bug that the dinosaur game was broken from someone doing that
@light trout Tromsรธ, it's a big big city counting all the islands and schools for re-education and integration
@valid halo this was before chrome existed 
chrome cant (or could not) be easily managed with GPO so I would just block it :P
Ahhh I keep forgetting how big it is "up there" ๐
I probably managed networks before you were born ๐ด
Did you have fun with IPX?
Mmm ipx spx, who cares about heartbeat
Remember the old multiplayer game Codename Eagle only supported ipx, but the server engine crashes randomly,so every time it crashed users got reconnected but old sessions never timed out, so whatever you were doing continued happening, remember getting reconnected but saw two copies of myself flying overhead when I joined again ๐คท
๐คฃ
Heck, I remember token ring ๐
Token ring was a PITA
I saw a customer running it just three four years ago 
I remember the first multi-player game I played where it was written for that generation of terminal (yes, terminal, not dedicated system). When some of us got access to actual systems to play it on, our clock rate was insanely fast by comparison. A level two character could kill a level 99 character with just a little care...
Part of an industrial system, with a interconnect to a Ethernet network somehow
Industrial systems have insane lifespans
Think the oldest multiplayer game I remember was legend of the green dragon
This was all symbol based, back in the days of MUD
Awesome fun, when more serious things should have been getting done...
Aye lotgd was via bbs
Sounds like something you smoked and not played ๐
After a friend tried to fly from the 28th floor balcony, I decided such things weren't for me
Thankfully we grabbed them in time, just
That looks pretty cool
Now I feel old ๐
๐คฃ
It's experienced
There's not a month goes by where that experience pulls somebody else out of a hole
experienced man seeking unexperienced girl to have experiences with ๐ค
Time is a perverted concept ๐คท
It's the moment you go _yeah, I saw something like that 20 years ago, here let me show you how to fix that... and then you realise 20 years ago they weren't in school yet
Hell, my drivers license is older than many of my colleagues ๐
I started school 20y ago xD
Youngster
Not my fault ๐คท
Sure, sure ๐
AFAIK I was not asked on the matter
Sorry to disappoint ๐
Don't worry, in 20 years you'll be looking at tomorrow's youngsters in the same light ๐
Do I have to wait? ๐
I don't want to be old and talking about how WiFi 5 was good enough for me
You kids and your neural networks
meh...wifi 5 or bust.
WiFi, for normies, give me 100Gbit Ethernet ๐คท
For home use, that's a little overkill
But I already have 40Gbit in my garage ๐
Though, I am thinking that if I get around to wiring the house, I should aim for 10 Gb as the baseline
Damn, I hope you've got the internet to go with that
Your biggest problem with 10Gbit Rj45 is the length limitations
But you could do 10Gbit backbone with fiber and 10Gbit Ethernet junction points closer to the end socket
My house isn't that big
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I mean, even CAT6 I'll be well within spec ๐
Also, frankly, I'll pay somebody who does it for a living
I've not done cable termination in a loooooong time
I yearn for the day I can tell a contractor "Yeah just run ethernet everywhere
"Give every single light switch a neutral wire"
I can tell a contractor that, but it'll involve making a mess of the house, and that part is still under negotiation ๐
I could too but then he'd go "Damn son you're poor. Come back when you have more money LMAO"
Then he'd peel out of my drive way in his Dodge Super Ultra Platinum Duty pickemup truck
Cat6 will usually be good for 50ish meters of 10g, but usually the transceiver is the limit, I usually see 25-30m, because of heat
That's still likely enough for me, if I put things in a relatively central location, 25 meters should cover everything.
And because of heat I have only seen 8port modules for it, so that's a limit too๐
Gosh
I remember a lady got like super fiber into her house in Norway
and she used the hot wiriing to dry her laundry
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Wasn't that Sweden? Fiber ain't hot,but I remember a guy who worked for Cisco and was 40 living with his mom got a whole lab of enterprise Cisco stuff in a closet or something
She got a 40 gigabit connection
Yeah
I got my nordics mixed up
cuz I'm a shitlord
Still, a single 40gb link won't get you above 30 degrees in a very localized area of 3*3cm ๐คท
Atleast the last 10+ years
Awww
I installed 300 56Gbit links a few weeks ago, I should know about the heat output ๐
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Am I being unreasonable if I feel annoyed that ping reported me as away for less than a minute in the last 12+ hours.
From 7:46AM to 7:46AM I was away
Probably WiFi sleeping or low priority ICMP package in the network