#the-water-cooler
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Transport pods on the starship meow
Omg omg omg, I had a white fluffy one of those, my ex has her
Proper love me some cat puddle, however lewd that sounded
It's understandable. Lewd sounds just happen.
purring intensifies
I feel like with a clear dome like that and my boy cat, I'd just end up with the peepee on display more than it already is
i have a zwave extender (zooz) which keeps routing through a battery driven device (motion sensor), and it seems half my routing is going through that battery device instead of the plugged extender. Which is the appropriate "category" to go searching in for prior discussions on this?
#1284966617670881350 with the "Z-Wave" tag.
This zooz?
anyone use backblaze?
Only their free plan
peak extension
Just think if you still had the OG "cloud to butt" extension too
Microslop - AI, Butt, Productivity [...]
Anyone know who might be someone to tag to consider adding dark mode support to the my.home-assistant.io redirects site? Seemingly anytime I have to click through that site, especially at 2am, I get hit with the most massive flashbang. Well, I made a not-so-forked fork of that repo and added a commit that from what I can tell does a pretty decent job at allowing that page to be viewed in dark mode if that is the user's preferred color scheme. (updated link)
Adding some photos to spice up this post a little bit:
would think just using the instance ip or url would be easier and faster
Dr. Jared Cooney Horvath: "Even in schools, it doesn't matter what the size of the screen is...and it doesn't matter who bought it...All of these things are also going to hurt learning, which in turn are going to hurt our kids' cognitive development." Full video here: https://www.c-span.org/program/senate-committee/lawmakers-hear-testimony-on-im...
the little girl with the "dead inside" face behind him really sells it
The punishments of today: "you will be getting more outside time"
whilst I agree with you, a great solution for the flashbang is to get the dark reader browser extension. I semi-recently got eye-conditions which have lead me to become very light sensitive and I basically cannot read black text on white background anymore and darkreader has been great. its not 100% perfect on all sites but it mostly solves the issue for me.
Just gotta move somewhere with proper reception
i'm only 2kil from the cell tower
I will say my antenna is not on the best side of the barn lol
Surely even the worst antenna would be better at that distance
the biggest issue is that i'm using r174(or is it 9) cable and I think it's really being impacted by the cold weather
at like 20ftish
Hey! I got a question regarding the philips hue bridge
Can anyone with some knowledge on the subject weigh in on an aproximate ratio of Hue Bridge v2 vs v2.1 vs bridge pro?
Are the v2 & v2.1 still the main ones in use?
That is an option but I was more figuring that while I could solve the issue for myself, why not see about providing a solution that can hopefully be beneficial to the whole community.
For sure, but it also gives you a short term solution and one that works for other sites too 🙂
I don't know how I scrolled past the Fork button last night but I've updated my copied repo to be an actual fork and created a PR for my proposed change. If it gets merged or not 🤷♂️
So, I've been trying to figure out what's going on with the Blink integration for HomeAssistant. Apparently the new authentication protocol has it flagged as an iPhone when it links up with my account❓
?
I haven't been able to connect to my server through nabucasa for about an hour now. Anyone else having issues?
No. #1284966439702499400 might be able to help.
@solar temple Cloud systems have been restored. #1463935659981934602
Thanks. I'm back online.
Is there a reason trying to copy from the yaml doesnt work?
I just added the ZBT-1 as a border router and still have my Nest Display plugged in. Will it use both for my network now?
It can, if done right. #1284966617670881350 with the "Matter" tag can help with details.
Thank you!
🫡 hey all. Long time HA user didn't know there was a discord for bespoke y'all file Crafters
I think one of my ecobees had a vision of hell because it read 100 degrees Celsius for one reading
Or maybe my bedroom flash boiled
That is definitely an alien life form from Star Trek
possibly the thing that impregnates Deanna Troi in TNG 2x01?
Exactly that
My Trek knowledge level is higher than is normally socially acceptable...
This guy's whole post history is great: https://www.threads.com/@jorghillebrand?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
A fellow Jorg. Unless.. that's you 🙂
Well, just got mien and I'm unable to get it picked up as USB device in HAOS. it's powered on, webinterfacheis reachable and set to USB mode but i cannot get it to use USB to connect to HA
Are you sure it’s in USB mode?
And what are you using to connect it to HA
Is the cable a data USB-C cable
What hardware are you running HA on
There are a lot of variables
@steel pumice in a few days wondering why that light isn't working
@tidal bronze ROTF https://youtube.com/shorts/vBDjNzXKx3c?si=RYzoU5CIEtR6GwQZ
That’s certainly an impressive imagination
Perfect ! If it helps to keep the noise away, I am happy
Why
what do you mean? that looks like it took a lot of guts to put together that video documentary of what really happens
this cat heater is weird
Is that a waveform of a cat purring?
thats the heater turning on and off on it's own
With some AI help I managed to get the Curb Energy API working with modern home assistant
Took a bunch of notes but overall it's only a couple lines of code, should be a fun writeup
@last cedar been having a couple of feral cats take refuge in the barn so been thinking of a way to be able to provide a little food without feeding the damn racoons and stumbled across this video https://youtu.be/Tyz7Am7dh-w?si=KwkDxcLbwetrGf2P&t=464
How to build Raccoon / Possum proof cat feeder. Also shown are the Raccoons trying to steal the cat food. Funny.
I'm gonna use my $3 smart plug to be used with this
it is a bad idea. this is mostly covered by the warnings displayed. Use something without a relay to monitor the power instead.
buy the $24 shelly gen 4 em
oh wait, that has to be wired
well can use it on the socket
or if you want to use a smart plug form factor then get one without a relay. e.g. THIS (UK version linked as @steel pumice is Malaysian and they use same plugs as the UK).
UK Smart Power Monitor (No Relay Version) Designed for Always-On Devices · ESPHome · ESP8285 + HLW8032 This smart plug is specially designed for devices that must stay online — such as NAS, servers, routers, network hardware, mini PCs, and smart home hubs.Unlike standard smart plugs, this model features no relay, ensuring 100% uninterrupted ...
oh shit I think I can use the power metering to determine if a cat is laying on the cat heater pad
assuming that massive drop is it not needing to kick on due to the temp of the cat
that has to be unreliable on days where the temps get semi decent during the day tho
tbh, that is pretty cool. cat is a good insulator apparently.
more data is required 🙂
wait how did you
nvm
shipping costs put me out of budget
I'll try to find some mains alternative
probably something that uses the wires
been collecting data from the pad and the barn temp all day and let gemini cook up a template sensor for me heh
Raccoon chittering
my cousin cried over some broccoli btw
yay it works
trying to see an orange cat on a BW camera feed is very hard to do btw
you know better than to ask those questions in this channel
How my printer "integrates" into HA 😄
My printer pre-dates Home Assistant by nearly a year
(well the design of the printer anyway, my one was built in 2017 but the model is from 2012)
It has all the things you need though... port 9100 printing, SNMP v1, 100Mbps Ethernet... end of list
everyone loves how dumb 9100 is 🙂
I have to use snmp to get data from my mofi router in the barn heh
all so I can see this
or wait a bit, save extra money and buy the recommended hardware that will work safely 😉
yuhhh
I still get shivers from oid
SNMP certainly is a vibe
At my old job I made a program that counted prints and copies. Had to find the right ones for 20 different machines
I just wish some of the advanced features were available on SNMP
so we could get a good vendor agnostic network configuraiton solution
I've had to do quite a lot of gross things with network managed PDUs. Every brand exposes the controls differently for switching outlets off and on
yea. I have some code around of a project I did for myself to get some network insights heavily focused on snmp
it kinda works, but anything interesting is werid and vendor specific :/
I had a Xerox machine that counted it's printed pages down from the service intervall that was fun to figure out
as mad as missy allows
Look at this hunter looking for mice lol
what's the best way to financially support home assistant?
can't find a donate button, i have no use for their cloud service or their hardware
Those are the two ways. There is no way to donate (for now).
A merch store might come soon, which will also support the OHF.
merch store would be great!
might just end up doing the cloud service though. however i'm a little scared of exposing my HA on the interwebs...
You don't have to enable the remote access. You also can just use the TTS/STT service for example. Or the cloud backup.
fair enough
buy the Sonoma stickers is my recommendation
I bought a HA coffee mug and stickers a long time ago. Isn't that around anymore?
They are in the process of changes to the merch store.
The old one isn't around anymore.
adding more Sonoma merch me think
i thought that was a catgaroo
good for screen calibration lol
Ya need some waterproof vinyl stickers so I can put an ha logo on my snowboard
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Oh shit it's the <@&1332382675717324979> 🎉
Oh no!
Oh no!
Anyone who changes their name to mine gets that shiny new role! This year, I'll be adding a private channel. 😆
Slide into Meowssy's DMs for that lol.
did I get it right
The price is right.
😮
It's a secure service. And you don't HAVE to use it, paying for it supports us enough. 😆
yes, but is it "waking up to kids in kitchen with peanut butter and paintbrush" hilarious?
What about "waking up to the kids skiing in the kitchen on butter"?
are there any writeups on how it's setup?
ooh that's a good one. bonus points for discovering it by planting your forehead on a drawer knob
Yeah, Nabu Casa has a ton of info on their website but to be handy for you, here you go. https://www.nabucasa.com/privacy/
cool! thanks!
also, i'm trying to fire up chrome on a rpi3b (512MB RAM..) doesn't seem to work very well. plan was to have it display a home assistant dashboard...
yea don't use that for that
HELLO
could i get it working with a different browser you think? or should i just swap to my pi4 for this?
ideally something with more memory would be better. if you had a rpi3b+ you could get away with it
if you really wanted to play around, just install android on the pi and run the HA app
i use the pi for snapcast
and since this pi is wifi only it would be the ideal one to put in the kitchen with the screen
the issue you will run into is pressing buttons etc becoming sluggish
dang the old ikea zigbee stuff went back to full price?!
didn't take long for them figure out matter over thread hurt sales
haha dang i had a full cart I should have bought
pi@snapcast:~ $ DISPLAY=:0 firefox homeassistant:8123
Exiting due to channel error.
Exiting due to channel error.
Killed
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa that's worse that chrome.. after like 3 minutes of waiting 😅
mhm
[ 1284.464419] Out of memory: Killed process 2894 (firefox) total-vm:11478128kB, anon-rss:16704kB, file-rss:40580kB, shmem-rss:2492kB, UID:1000 pgtables:1344kB oom_score_adj:0
could try Librewolf i think it's called
And I put all this effort into it already 😅
will try
doesn't seem to be in the repos. i'm gonna let this go, and just use my pi4
SoC be toasty 😬
are you just trying to show an UI on the thing? feels like that's what LGVL was made for
yeah, but i don't want to write bunch of code from scratch
poor thing
@arctic quarry i think homeassistant is going to be simpler. the family needs some controls in the kitchen. and it would be great if this could be finished in a weekend/day
and then i can maybe play with lgvl later
the pi3 will still get used, but it'll only play music on the stereo
controls for what? if it's lights your better off getting like a multi button smart switch etc
i want speaker volume, playback control, and lights. weather forecast would be neat too
maybe calendar also, assuming HA can integrate into google calendar
I wanted exactly this -- HA running on an old tablet we weren't using. I ended up hacking up a very lightweight web UI, the HA css is like a dozen rows to get right. It runs on lineageOS in Fully Kiosk Browser.
now you are getting in the realm of you have to shell out dough for what you want
no, I juuust got away with regular HTML / CSS / JS
i am running the HA app as a launcher on an "old" phone, and that works great
i have the pi4 allready 😅
it's doing the same things as this pi3 even
well damn, the pi3b and pi4 has the same bolt pattern and everything, so this is actually quite straight forward. i can even keep the top part of my argon case 😅
nvm, i spoke too soon, i can't reuse the case 🙄
hi @lone dagger ,
i just tried to give some feedback on the new iOS app Assist UI (that is labeled as a labs feature in the app itself) in #1461119057079304315 but could not since there is no tag for this feature and i can´t post without adding a tag. is #1461119057079304315 the right place or should i use some other channel?
Oh! I didn't know that was a thing! 🙈
Me neither.
Did he?
that was actually a challenge 😛
Added!
thanks!
Welcome to the Confusion of Missys!!
that's from the lesser known Star Trexxx
actually i don´t know if this is ios only or for android as well. might be worth checking, but i can´t do that(no android phone nearby 😉 )
I can check and adjust. It won't affect the tag itself on your post.
pretty painless with the pi4 😁 however, the touch screen is a little finicky..
firefox is better than chromium it seems when it comes to touch input
How do I make sure next time I invite 20 people to my house that they don’t breathe as much so I can reduce the CO2
or don't be at your house
Mine 🥴 that's the young ones bedroom.. just got monitoring in place. Trying to find some solution to this.. can't have active ventilation because of building rules...
with the alpstuga, all you have to do is wait a week and it'll recalibrate its baseline so the numbers will become lower ;)
<@&330946878646517761>
Gone
Make sure to invite some Ents as well
Shut up missy
Why is everyone Missy again? Did someone give the real one a day off?
My cooking skills are through the roof
My Awair sensor really doesn't like when I cook with oil in a skillet. VOCs shoot through the roof
So yeah i got into this stuff
Into smart home and ha
Went with zigbee
Probably the best solution
Also am i texting in the right channel?
Fill your house with CO first, no one will be breathing after a while, follow me for more unethical tips
This is just the hangout channel. #find-support if you want to ask questions or get recommendations
As long as it is not a support question, anything goes here.
I prefer Z-Wave personally but it depends if you’re in the USA or not and what device category you’re looking at
More like casual talk
Yeah, like about how awesome raccoons are
What about racoon dogs?
I would love one
Do you like them also?
Ikea hooked me with their zigbee stuff, it was basically a gateway drug
Before you know it you have 70 devices and boom
It’s not super common here in the US I feel like unfortunately
Only the ones the govt knows about
To have someone to tell my statement that ranczo is the only right series were main character is a woman that had ever thaught kids anything. @last cedar this statement is against another series.HINT: we were talking about racoon dogs
Yup that's another hint
So it is useful if they are alive when they get here
Is there raccoon dog sushi?
Do you know which series this statement is against?
Do i need to tell you?
I think you do!
Or can you guess yourself
Different one
Remember main character is a woman
At some point she was teaching kids
Pom Poko it was apparently
Nope
I honestly have no idea 🙁
She had blue hair
And a red hoodie AS i remember corectly
this is a previously unforeseen level of raccoon dog lore
There is octopus and all sorts of stuff, I wouldn't be surprised but not sure
And my groove
3 letters
The first one is b
Her name also starts with the letter m
I had to google... BNA?
YEEEES
YUP
wait untill i pull out how much i was groovin to that statement
Morphed into a raccoon beastman, Michiru seeks refuge, and answers, with the aid of wolf beastman Shirou inside the special zone of Anima-City.
Like you would want to tell your furry weeb friend that statement
I need to watch this I think
Apocalypse Hotel is another great show with raccoon-dog people in it, highly recommended ;)
Just because of me?
Multiple reasons, wanting to try and get into anime, raccoons, boredom, etc etc
And that instead of watching what this statement is against i watch a cartoon about blue cat and his adopted sibling goldfish(i used to hate this af)
Ty for the tip!
I myself don't want to get into anime and weeb stuff
It's enough that i got into furry stuff
Somehow by my dillemas with BSD mascot
And catastrophizing it
Yeah i know this sounds weird
But it is possible
Doesn't sound weird tbh, we all want a need different stuff 🙂
The part about how BSD mascot dillema got me into furry stuff is
You know
The worser side of the fandom
You sometimes need to escape
But this is traumatic
I checked, it is iOS only. 🙂
I made this! I did the same and got 10 for almost nothing. I haven’t bothered flashing them, though—there’s now an integration in the repo that uses UDP to control them.
over 3 months and still holding up 100%
Eventually you'll realize that it's been lying the whole time and will just die over day
Does anyone make bulbs that are just as good as the Hue ones yet?
#1284966353798697001 -> Recommendations
Ya think?
Yep, that's definitely how battery % is supposed to work for devices running on battery.
We must be looking at it upside down. Oh, wait
Meanwhile my outdoor CO2/pressure/temperature/humidity sensor...
(that is likely to be accurate too, best I can tell)
That was my sonoff sensor that lived outside a a long time. Then half died, only showed static temps. Came back to life 2 weeks ago and now the battery is reading funky things lol
You mean they’re not supposed to drop 30% in one go?
nah fr i need my llm to make tool calls for lights
idk how you all get dynamic and intelligent actions to work wihtout
HASS local processing is just way to picky with correct phrasing
Talking abut Sonoff sensors... When I first got my Temp/Humidity ones they would never stay online. Now they have been working like a champ.
In '86 we walked uphill both ways in 2 feet of snow..
I think I have gotten an broken ESP32 lol
it does not want to flash. ever. no matter what I try
My first gen ikea motion sensors do this
Run like 45% for 6 months, then suddenly, darkness
Like this in the cellar
then I have to re-pair them when the new battery is installed
This is a fine looking bird, damn
Someone had already done that stage, by the looks of it
I usually buy in bulk. I had 3 bad esp32s the last time I did a project.
OM fucking god. I posted a video of my latest development. showing entites of the AI queries on a display with average figures. and a option to control them all.
over 50% of the comment. TAkes 3 hours its slow. with 0 constructive critics.
I hate those kind of people with the deepest of my heart.
ITS proof of concept. you can also develop this into a functional system that doe not even need the MCP or any delay for the AI. if you funcitally make a list of all devies selected by the AI.
It just takes 1 second more than a normal call with out the MCP
its like commenting the 1st car going to slow or the 1st airplane not high enough.
slow slop :P
I dont need them that often
buuuut i can just RMA this one
We are all proud of you here, apart from the grumpy wanker Atx anyway ❤️
Hmm ya think something about my CPU-Utilization based energy sensor template is wrong? 🤔
This is the formula I used, when I plotted it into geogebra it was 12W at x=100
{{ ((states('sensor.system_monitor_prozessornutzung')|float)**2.9/1000 + 2.8)**3.1 / 10 }}
He has an alternative outlet for his shitposting
I note the same thing .... and, it can't be set to greater than 255
well, states can't be larger than 255 characters
Be real hand to have a large text helper
that would be a feature request
Sounds like a FR that will be ignored
I'm sure I'm not the first to find a use for that
Looks like you accidentally graphed the chernobyl meltdown, easy mistake to make (if that is millions of watts)
Yea kinda... some math seems to have gotten lost on the way from the graphing calculator to HA xD
Has anyone done a wellness check on Atx? Maybe his big wall TV fell off
I bet he hasn't had a TV since 2005
Or monitor or whatever. He had that 500 screen setup with a big honking one high on the wall
@clear ferry are you alive?
We may never truly know what happened
I dont believe being angy is wrong. Depends on what your wrong. I mean even christ was angry from time to timr
How could you possibly know that?! 🤣
I understand though
Rage against the machine said "anger is a gift"
Arrgh IKEA KAJPLATS will only be available in April for NorthAmerica... sucks cause I need Thread routers sooner vs later.
when christ came to a tempel and merchants where selling sacrafives inside the tempel. he became angry
I would probably also have been angry
I don’t know what a kaj is, but it sounds like a full plat of them is tasty and presumably worth the wait
They've started using Kingon: https://www.quora.com/What-does-the-Klingon-word-kapla-mean
mr2
KAJPLATS means "berth," so a spot where you tie up your boat. KAJ = quay, PLATS = spot.
😶 🇸🇪
Does IKEA sell boats too now, or just berths?
And do they have separate models for salt and fresh water, or just the one?
these are all amazing questions
Hopefully it’s modular so it can scale up from personal watercraft to bigger vessels
I’m keep going back and forth between opnsense and openwrt and unifi 🤔
I will be very upset of the IKEA boat doesn’t support binding a button to the horn
hoern - toots not included
I think I found a HA bug
lol
i'm trying to check it's not a bad automation
heh
yea I think I found one.
lmfao
I have an automation with my remote for my lamp, but it triggers my partner's lamp
Same automations for both, but when I disable my automation, it deosn't turn his lamp on with mine
but
his lamp isn't in my automations
yea nothing in the yaml
nothing in the visual editor
I think I accidentally discovered a HA bug
I have no idea how to even report it.
If you want help the #1284980040940912641 if you are convinced its a bug then Core Repo Issue
I'm asking chatgpt about it, apparently it's something to do with the way Hue remotes are handled?
I'm gonna poke at it more to see if I can figure out why it's happening first
I want to try and reproduce it first.
either way, this is not the right channel
I'm just ramblign about something I discovered
I'm not asking for help
didn't know i can't say anything about HA here
i am having fun automating since the last HA update
It's massively improved the visual editor
It no longer feels like a chore fighting the visual editor
I don't think I'm the only one who feels this way either
The trouble with that is that well meaning people are likely to try to help you. And as pointed out this is not the place.
no one tried to help me though, if I have to pigeonhole every message to different channel because I mention one thing, then what's the point of the water cooler channel?
Racoons and cats is the point.
If I can't say "I broke my ha install lol" here not looking for help then I don't see the point
Sure, in #1284980040940912641
I feel bad for the raccoons
Tomorrow we get 30 - 40cm of snow
Today we hit -50c
🙃
IDK what my car tires are rated for, but I doubt it's -50c
Actually I should check that
Wish me luck to not die tomorrow on the way to work
whiteout conditions forecasted too
I re-did my automation (pain) and fixed the bug
are there penguins walking around you?
Penguins regretting their choice of locale
I’ve been really tempted to rig up a treat dispenser outside that gets triggered by frigate cat detection
Not yet.
Do it
while I love Frigate I would never rely on something that for that. not if you really cared about the cats getting food that is
None of the cats in my area are that skinny, I assume they all have other sources of food. I’m just trying to lure them with treats with the end goal of petting them.
Lure penguins with a fish dispenser
why do i like the climate ui
Searching for hours... and unable to find a dimmer switch solution for my recessed lighting. I know my current switch doesn't have a neutral, and so far I have only found caseta by Lutron diva dimmers that can work with no-neutral but these don't seem to be zigbee and they are pretty pricey. I think I need to take off the faceplate again to check if there are white wires in there because access to a neutral will give tons more options I think.
#1284966353798697001 recommendations tag
Just venting .. Already have a thread for it 🙁
skibidi
don't think you'll find a zigbee no neutral dimmer. that whole concept of not having a neutral has been phased out for quite some time so companies would only make a product to serve a niche market. zigbee stuff isn't going to throw money away on that. wifi is a little different, cheaper
Best bet is to look at brands like martin jerry or moes but pretty sure those are just switches
apparently gemini is having some issues.. wonder if @tidal bronze house stopped working
you know this is a stuffed animal right? why couldn't you aliexpress one?
Working like a charm.
is that a paid account?
Cutest plushie I've found recently was an eel (the native NZ type). Kinda nice to see some diversity, you go into shops here and it's the same six or so native birds every time (kea, kiwi, kereru, ruru, takahe, tui), but finding this lil guy made my day
Yes
figures lol
how much are you paying for that?
they want like 2 bucks just to ask it the weather for gemini 3 pro lol
just use flash 🤷
I think $200 something a year for pro.
I have a custom health tracking app I vibe coded, sends diaily health packets for deep analytics on daily food, workout, recovery insights, worth every penny.
just how much data can you get from cardboard?
Oh, you are one of those people that track sugar for fun?
Yep
I really wanna be present when the day comes the light bulb goes off and you go, "wtf have I been doing all this time!? whjy have I been missing out on all this good food!?"
On it
chipotle doesn't count! it goes out faster than it went in!
honestly, I'm kinda surprised you don't just contract a dietitian o.0
or do you have one for general guidance and then use the AI for daily? 
I had a few, Gemini leaves them in the dust.
they kept saying cardboard wasn't nutritious enough so he fired them and replaced with an AI that wouldn't argue
I'll have to try that out. I got 3 Pro access via work either way
Though I also want to integrate with mealie at some point
My food intake, HRV, RHR, Glucose stats all sent to Gemini daily with 3 day and weekly analysis
he only posts that stuff during special events where other people need to eat something
he isn't a complete monster
though I think sonoma just considers anything not rivaling heart attack burgers in macros is cardboard
oh yea, being able to feed gemini personal health data at large~ish scale will make it more cost efficient by a long shot
my diet follows suit with a long line of ancestors who lived to be over 100 so i am not that concerned
smoking is my biggest enemy
It's not about living to 100 it's about years with maximum quality of life.
Send me your VO2MAX and let's talk
nah. But once it starts being an issue for mobility I wouldn't want it
i don't speak alien
Find out.
thankfully high matebo keeps me from needing a scooter
can you put on your socks without bending your knees?
no i'm not 3ft tall
so you don't have great mobility
think you got mobility confused with abnormal human body shapes
Nope
how old are you?
less than 30?
just wait, then tell me what you can and can't do
i guess if I stand I can put on my socks without bending the knees
but i don't put on my socks that way
is it just me or is the thread/matter situation currently quite jank?
using a SLZB-MR3U as my border router
and tonight some parts of it seems to have died
restarting various services this morning brought it back online
No
most people my age have something around the mid section. some more than others and while some are thinner most of those people seems to have other issues I wouldn't trade my not being able to put my socks without bending the knees while sitting down for nothing
these years my many years being a labor grunt allows me to continue to do things some people my age and even younger can't as well. thankful for that. but at the same time I do get aches in places some don't who pushed a pen most of thier life
I can still game online without pains in my hands. really thankful for that
I see my issue. i went over the million tokens on this prompt
so easy to do anymore
🤷 yea, the things you've done for 40h a week for 40 years matter a lot
though IME, past ~age 70 it becomes obvious who does and who doesn't upkeep their body
with a loooong look into the past. For both physical and mental (i.e. habit building) reasons
I hate the cold :(
turn up the heat then
I did yesterday so I don't have to today 😮
granted, I have no idea how much the gas central heating is propping it up
but I went down to ~14° over the week and then burned some wood in my stove yesterday and it'll be fine for at least today
I only have central heating
I could do resistive heating but that is even more expensive lol
hug your pc? oh wait you probably only have a laptop
I have a PC
:O
the low is 14.5, that high is 28 
onh yea, I let it go between 16-18 intentionally
and just wear a sweater 🤷
If I am not home I simply turn it to defrost
82F is friggin hot for indoors
do you open a window?
downside it can get like 12c inside lol
wood burning and broilers.. I would hate to have to rely on either
though a fireplace for deco/emergency would be nice
oh yea, I don't have to rely on it. I just prefer it
i'd be tempted to make smores which would lead to some messes I wouldn't want to deal with tho
ye,this one isn't open. So I can't realy cook on it
some baked potato or similar that can actually use the couple hunded degrees inside might work though
Buuuuuuuuut there is some major renovations planned for this and next year if we're able to get the money
this is how crazy the temps get in my house
but it is a split level and the door that seperate the bottom two from the upper two levels is usually closed
€ or something with serious conversion rates?
Euro
We need to replace and insulate the roof for example. That is already expensive as it gets lol
if rennovating is 800k I hope it's a couple units though 
roof is not 800 in total. That is including partually insulating and renovating the outside walls
oh yea, even then
that buys a 3 generation house with enough land to build another 1-2 single family homes here
and I don't live in a cheap area 
yeaaa
You can send this to Missy to go along with the nightmare furby, they have a similar vibe
Any chance you can blow in cellulose?
I had 20cm of sawdust as insulation in the floor of the loft, we added another 35cm of cellulose on top, it has similar properties and dew point, and breathes like sawdust so you don't get moisture build up like if you just put rockwool on top
it cost me about 1800 euro for the whole loft, with materials and labour included
made a huge difference to the indoor climate, we have an old house from 1943/44
not in the walls unfortunately. The roof needs to be replaced regardless it’s from the 80s lp
Due to the way the mortar is being used in the walls we could not reliably inject it
the insulation would get stuck in the mortar joints
So roof is going first. Whatever we have left after that will be spent into renovating and impregnating the wall
okay what
Gato
impressive.....
or is it a trashcan?
New here but in my efforts I have been trying to get Wyze cameras integrated into HA. I have read a ton basically saying not gonna happen without a lot of work.
I was poking around today in the Wyze app and they have added RTSP back to their newer camera Firmware. you will need to be on Beta for their phone app as well as their camera Firmware. But just added my cameras and it works great now!
If this needs to be moved somewhere else please let me know.
A Google search would likely be the best.
This Discord is about Home Assistant.
@iron granite you know damn well there isn't enough support in the world for me
I kinda hate that.
At least it’s not comic sans
-# do it
Are used first gen Google Home Minis still the cheapest solution for wifi streaming speakers?
IKEA has cheap wifi speakers irc
ish, they killed the intergration with sonos
#1284966353798697001 recommendations tag
off topic, about the sticker: better idea make 2/3 emojis cropped that when sent close togheder create that
like
:emoji1::emoji2::emoji3: becomes UNSUPPORTED but in color
Can a template have a conditional for the actions?
If you are pedantic with the vapour barrier you can insulate inside
I noticed a massive difference with swapping windows, and then a little gain by insulating the walls (on the outside) and then a fairly reasonable gain by doing the roof
the cellar is still cold though, it needs polystyrene putting up around outside when we drain around the foundation
Nabu being nabu or just me?
If that's the Casa...
Supported by a strong Foundation
thankfully i have already done that partially when renovating including replacing all windows with new isopane or tripane
tripane only was an option when replacing the entire windowsill
you know what kinda servers I despise
the ones that just outright ban politics and don't give any nuance, basically let moderators pick and choose what they think is too political which just leads to people getting hurt because they started talking about climate change and that's a political topic
This is a home assistant server dude, we can post on reddit to hate the world
This channel should be specifically about hating long furbies
Ah no I wasn't talking about this server in particular
Talking specifically about servers centred around community in particular
Thanks @dawn badge now I'm wandering around my place admiring my BT proxy while my gf can't stop laughing 🤣
I'm sure it is a pretty sexy proxy
So sexy
lol, no worries. It can be fun 🙂
I've got a job interview tomorrow and should sleep instead I'm doing this lol
Just wait until you have it configured right with them in every room. Hell I have a template that switches between tracking my phone and my watch when the watch is charging
It's already pretty good at getting the room right
The one real trick with it to keep it from jumping between rooms is to put them close to where you actually occupy the room and then turn the distance down
or buy a bigger house, i guess
From the news:
Debian's Data Protection Team needs new members FAST.
Long story short: the three volunteers who have been doing that work for some time all concurrently quit (nobody saying why). Debian is under a legal obligation in Europe to ensure proper privacy and data protection.
If you've got time -- and am looking for probably a great line on your resume -- read all about it here.
my bet is.
not being paid to do it.
Someone paying them to do it. Just not Debian
It smells ... off. Like something happened behind closed doors and Debian is trying to play it off as the team randomly resigning in succession as opposed to it being an internal issue that's caused them all to leave. 😒
Okay, the dude says (in essence) that they all resigned in particular because they were being overworked, or to put it more nicely the way he said it, "a lack of capacity and enthusiasm"
I didn't spot it the first time but honestly I'm gonna assume volunteering for this position is like working a part-time job that's not very enjoyable
with presumably insufficient pay. 😄
sometimes I wish I had adult money to spend on stuff to put in my rack
that has to be like.. UPS-Heavy almost..
It's like an extra $100 for shipping
Worth it though...
Would love to hook it up to HA somehow and display network stats or smth
except you'd need tvtuner type card(s) for that
when instead you could just.. buy several small hdmi or such type things..
Not the point
CRTs are fun
I collect them
It's not about the functionality, if I really wanted to... sure I could buy some HDMI displays and hook them up to a RPi. But that ain't the point.
I could probably just use an ESP32 display if I really wanted to.
Huzzah, successfully got a matter over thread lock on an eero thread network using HA matter server without any Alexa involvement
But at the same time annoyed at myself for needing to choose between three protocols for new devices
Don't worry its on an eero amazon is still getting to be fully aware! /s
You’ve got a stray /s on the end there
It’s a text tone indicator
/s sarcastic
/srs serious
/gen genuine
Just trying to be helpful
No need to be a killjoy
please no /srs, /gen? we can't keep up with this crap!
Yeah that’s just wack yo
Was just explaining it, ion like it either.
This sounds like a segment from the last SNL
they make hanging feeders for like deer etc but no company ever thought to make one for cat food for feral cats?
You can call them what they are: leeches, parasites, scalpers, oxygen thieves, fuckwits, etc
yea.. you should just get the place free and someone else should pick up the bill
people keep making this crap but yet to see a single one ever really take off https://youtu.be/utZajNmPe1Y?si=_ECmrKnEtoYbfM1w
Open Modular Linux handheld designed for dreamers, tinkerers, and builders. Whether you’re looking for a portable coding terminal, a retro gaming powerhouse, or a DIY robotics controller, the Comet adapts to you.
With its unique magnetic snap system, the only limit is your imagination.
Key Features:
Modular: Available such as Keyboard, Game...
I lost interest when I saw the good model isn't shipping until September
I’m interested in activation some under bed lighting to act as a night night when someone gets out of bed.
Would you approach from a motion sensor/feet on the floor sensor perspective or some kind of sensor to track if someone is in the bed ?
Want to take into account low latency, light needs to go as soon as the person stands up
https://www.elevatedsensors.com/store/p/bed-presence-for-esphome
this uses force sensing resistors that go on each side of the bed.. (you can also probably get said sensors elsewhere I'd bet..)
Extra Long Sensors These are the longest force sensing resistors (FSR) that money can buy. They include a full 24" (610mm) of sensing area to make sure each side of your bed is covered. Includes accurate "in bed" detection for any bed with slats. It stays out of the way and convenie
I did see that, hefty price tag I’ll be honest
I feel like a motion sensory under the bed would work, and built in false readings rejection as it would only see feet which is the true demand signal.
Is there a “360” style out there though? We have 2 members of the house in the bed so I’d like to be able to cover moth sides
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256810073480393.html
like 15$~ ish on the first thing I found for a similar FSR..
and.. not really no; you'd have to use like.. two small low-voltage PIR's I guess?
Snow? Yes!
Do you think my innovelli package will get delivered today
(USPS, TX)
Scheduled delivery was last Friday
I somehow manage to only order stuff when it’s optimal for it to take as long as possible to deliver 
TPC’s doggo could track it down
twiddles thumbs impatiently
Just waiting around for my switch, my mini PC, and my 10gbe DAC cable to arrive.... 🤣
nintendo or network
Network, lmao. Brocade/Ruckus ICX6450 48+4 PoE 🙂
Didn't need a 48, but it was $20.00 cheaper than the 24 port ones. Lmao
I didn't see that decimal point there and as confused about your finances at first
It's like the person that popped in here 6-8 months ago adamant the only way to have AI at home was to have a $100,000 home server
lol here.
I was a bit off hahaha
atx for AI?
though we generally don't see many AI/NN asics
closest would be TPUs
Well they're running out of options gotta spend the money lol
yea, if you got 100M on the side for an ASIC....
My issue looking for 24 port unifi Poe ones. Every one is selling 48s
I mean isn't like the 3090 the min actually usable GPU to use for a local ran AI that is worth any shit? 100K sounds about right..
So my wife was on a DD order, and had someone pull out in front of her. Caught it on her dash cam. Luckily, she avoided a collision, and the only thing spilled was her own drink. After making the delivery, she gets an intacart order and goes to the grocery store here in town (yes, there's only one....) guess who pulls up. The person who pulls out in front of her. My wife was getting out of her car, when the lady screams at my wife that she should've been watching where she was going because she almost caused a wreck earlier.... Yeah, her. The audacity of some people, I swear...
finally youtube feed is showing less ai super crap and more something that looks like a little more work was put into it https://youtu.be/0V4TiaU06uo?si=23y2X6hn7l-PUcuT
This edit took me 2 months , some scenes to make the edit coherent I had to create almost from scratch. I hope you will appreciate it
I'm a bit embarrassed to admit it publicly, but I'm a bit tight on finances right now. While I don't want to go into details, any support on Patreon would be greatly appreciated by me and my family
I need a new hobby this gets out of hand
can it run doom
Yes
Sunshine is yet a other 100% development product.
The code works rest is out of scope
Home gaming
Also you seem to have some stuff here
Anyone else having an issue with Honeywell T6 thermostats today? still trying to narrow down my issue, but seeing as i haven't made any config changes, i'm suspecting an update broke something.
Calls for heat are happening but not firing up the fan. Seeing as it's january in canada, that's a problem
Probably #1284966353798697001
ugh... if i wanted a forum i'd browse a forum. god i hate this place now. It's taken a chat platform and forced it to be a forum when purpose built forum solutions exist and are objectively better(and, homeassistant already runs a forum).
so they've eliminated chat + forum in favour of having a good web forum and a shitty chat-cum-forum app.
not your fault obv, just ranting.

i'll see myself out, there's really no value in this place anymore.
If we water a plant when a moisture sensor says the soil is dry, are the plants automating us?
I wonder if this is adequate to run HA in a VM 
Run at least something
crypto minder
https://iwillnotbuynitro.com/u/actual-ragged-classic-anchovy.png I mean its doing great
time for some E5-2699 v4s 
are there any bi-directional car charging solutions yet that work with home assistant in the EU ?
Thx I'll ask there
we would want to know your precise location
38°52′16″N 77°03′21″W or 38.87099°N, 77.05596°W
@last cedar may need to switch careers https://youtube.com/shorts/y2p9O8NBHxA?si=R96wsMM-y26dycoV
That moment when someone fights a motorized sliding door, and then complains that it no longer works... Like, just what did you think was going to happen there, genius??
Job security for me, I guess...
I like how the integration developer for my car took the effort to have proper separate J1772 and CCS1 icons for AC and DC charging respectively but evidently forgot that the 2025 model has native nacs so their obsessive correctness has failed
stuck home with ice again
I should actually be productive and figure out phone notifications. I should start with battery and washer/dryer ig
I don't like battery tracking for most devices. Zigbee stuff is 100% then dead tomorrow.
😢
@warm helm I converted your message into a file since it's above 15 lines :+1:
I monitor them going unavailable
hey fellow ha users=)
i'm in a bit of a hype. i wrote a script that turns lights on in the current mode and it's very cool ❤️
i call it from all the buttons and now my lights are dynamic, but simple
how are you guys doing it?
feel free to burst my bubble, i use chat gpt to much and i know how ai blinds people.
if you're just trying to promote your thing, please post in #1284960456880029707 . If you're asking for suggestions on how to do it, #1284980040940912641
thanks for the notice, i'm just sharing at the water cooler, it is by no means a finished thing. I just want to show appreciation for home assistant
sure, but #1284960456880029707 would be the place for that in the future
whos is going to the meet up in Utrecht next week?
what’s an Utrecht?
Dutch for "HA enthusiasts meet here often"
Here isn't support anyway.
don’t worry i don’t feel supported either way
Haha I saw this🤣
anyone elses google home scripts not working?
My carport has three different types of automated lights and them all turning on at slightly different times is comical
Frustrating*
So I tried to install the samba addon. It said installing and then just nothing happened.
“Connection lost” at the bottom….. now I can’t get to home assistant. Tried power cycle , nothing
Rasberrypi…. What’s my next step here ?
Loaded for a second then crashed
#1284966582375813201 but you should try and stop the addons from trying to start within the short duration before the os barfs then delete the addon
Is today a beta day?
been using gemini to help me fine tune using this cat heating pad in the barn into an occupancy sensor. the last prompt it puts this at the end
Final Verdict: This configuration is rock solid. It has handled extreme cold, barn warming, Shelly heartbeats, and heater throttling. You have successfully turned a $20 smart plug into a high-confidence thermal occupancy sensor.
it got shelly from one of the entity names but love how it just tossed in $20 in there. inaccurate but still
Stroking your ego with bulshit. What will they think of next.
it usually always ends with saying something like that but the first time I ever seen say something like that with a dollar amount
by far the most complex sensor I ever cobbled together to date. not sure i would have had the patience to deal with figuring out the curve relation between ambient temps and power modulation on my own heh
Calling LLM AI is the scam of the decade
I have a few concepts for my Home Automation that allow/disallow certain automations from running - e.g. I have a toggle helper called Away Mode which will stop my Preheat Room automation.
I've been doing this check inside the Preheat Room automation, but I'm thinking now maybe the Away Mode toggle should enable/disable certain automations instead. Does anyone think one is a winner over the other? (Does anyone do similar to me?)
(And sorry if this is not the place, just figured it wasnt support, just asking a q)
I have toggles and selects acted on by other automation that will disable/enable automations based on their states.
yeah i think it makes more sense this way, and is more maintainable. Easier to see an overview of what a toggle manages
after a slight 6 day snow storm delay my innovelli switches and fan modules are out for delivery!!
Don't look at me I just fixed 60 issues in my ha instance and most of them were just deletes because I didn't want to bother fixing the automation
🤔 I wonder if I need to cut holes into my smart closet door
I should have HVAC guy run a vent into there when I get it replaced
time to electrocute myself?
electrocute carefuly
plus they’re matter so I’ll have to play with the matter binding
at least since it’s matter over thread I don’t need to wait until I have my new wifi set up to do anything
doesnt matter..
how the hell does binding work over wifi?
don't all matter devices still have to filter through the matter server?
I got wagos, a ladder, a voltage tester, and electrical pliers
it works over the wifi the same as over thread? even works between wifi and thread devices.
devices discover each-other using mdns (or sdp which proxies mdns on thread) and then send matter protocol ip packets to each-others ip addresses.
binding makes sense for matter over thread but over wifi that dosen't make sense to me
why not? there's lots of wifi matter smart switches out there which you might want to bind to wifi lights for example
obviously it requires that your wifi router is up, unlike thread where between thread devices it can work even if the TBR isn't running, but it doesn't require the matter coordinator.
actually, not sure if it works on thread without a TBR. might be iffy, since the TBR provides the SDP service
that would be unfortunate
honestly, i think running a tbr co-located on HA isn't really the best solution in general. would be better to have it as a dedicated standalone device.
You can have multiple border routers in a Thread network.
indeed, but because of how routing priorities work HA will always use the colocated one for outgoing traffic (tho trel should mitigate that somewhat)
wow Thread / matter suck
long live Zigbee
also I'm mad at my local IKEA, they never have the 2450mah batteries in stock
hey, zigbee doesn't let you have a second back-up coordinator in your network in case the first one goes down :)
They have like 9 boxes of 1900mah ones. But no 2450.
I've never had Zigbee go down
Zigbee has to be the most relaible tech I've ever used.
fuck anything on the 2.4 band
eh, 30% longer life in some applications for 1/4 the rated charge count on the 2450mAh AA cells has always struck me as a kinda bad deal. I guess they're useful for devices which are inconvenient to replace the batteries in.
z-wave ride or die
(and on the AAAs it's only 20% more rather than 30% more)
I didn't know this. But for $10, should I care?
I mostly use them in garbage cans
So they get charged once every 6 - 8 months
Anywyas
I wanna bitch about matter
(something interesting is that the IKEA cells marked "Made in Japan" are identical to eneloop, but where available the IKEA version is often quite a bit cheaper…)
made in the same factory, yeah
neat
Can I say, Thread is a mess.
Not the HA thread integration. Just thread in general.
Apple seems to have the best implementation 🙃
and if this is the best, then jesus fuck
this is bad
Can we just come up with a new zigbee standard that's backwards compatible instead?
or just use wifi for everything /s
the ha side is ... particularly bad at the moment tho, there's some known issues with the ha otbr and zbt-2 radio firmware that have fixes either in beta or coming to beta soon that should help quite a bit.
I can't even get matter to work on HA, it wants to connect to a websocket and it refuses the connection
And it's slow in HomeKit
that's a strange way to spell "reliable"
👏
Fight me.
I'll adopt Z Wave when I adopt Lutron
Until then, we ride or die with Zigbee
certainly hurts adoption tho, and also z-wave is pretty weak in light fixture retrofit products for folks who want colour changing or tunable white balance lighting.
zwave is great and reliable
Z Wave is Zigbee for adults.
Change my mind.
no I agree with that
I want to try Z Wave so bad
But the only Z Wave device I like is Casetta
Seriously, there's no fun Z Wave devices
I just figured out why matter isn't working for me.
were you trying to use zwave devices, that won't work with matter
I didn't realize the HA container doesn't have a matter server by default.
I have to spin up a container with a matter server
lmfao
This implies I can afford Z Wave devices.
matter server is separate, yeah. it's an auto-installed add-on on haos. Beware if running it in a container that it might need extra network setup on the host machine to be able to talk to thread border routers properly :/
🙃
this is why people keep telling me to use a HAOS VM
Makes so much more sense now
I buy Inovelli and wait for 6 months for a shipping notification
I ordered a Blue switch with mmWave presence detection, eventually decided that I had a better solution with a standalone sensor, canceled and refunded the switch, and they just sent one anyway
I had almost forgotten that I'd even ordered it
huh, how long after you cancelled the order was it before it arrived?
I canceled my preorder on April 13, 2025 and it arrived last week
and I initially preordered it on June 29, 2024
Good thing none of this is urgent 🙂
wow. quite the failure of communication somewhere in their logistics.
I really like their products and their general transparency, but they're basically running kickstarter campaigns themselves
Zigbee has been very reliable for me, even in pretty noisy 2.4 GHz environments
Damn, that's too bad. I'd be happy to dispose of it for you
My setup is like a whole-family bicycle. Zwave, zigbee, some wifi, and now some thread
Unsolicited mail is free :). I couldn't cancel from their ordering system, so I had to go through support. Maybe they missed a step
Sounds like it
it's interesting, because some of their stuff ships next day
The presence of #new-matter-server implies the existence of #old-matter-server, which I can't find, but in the end, does it even matter?
don't you know matter (new),new matter (new), matter and ipv6
@last cedar https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/1uWnBvCiwu !!!!!!
That would have been let in, in about 4 seconds
And 2 seconds later I would have been bitten
worth it
would you like to know what I would have done?
Our matter server is so new it supports ipv7
IPv67
umar would not agree
42
not even 69?
Honestly, no 🤣
I already know


