#the-water-cooler
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You're getting awfully close to posting emoji pr0n again
lol i remember when that emoji was a trend in here
And yet so far..๐
Sorry, but I am not revealing my new job position yet.
Damn, Linus must have criticized one of his PRs really badly
to be replaced with AI generative slop?
I mean I'm pretty sure MBAs can just be replaced with ai slop and it may Even be higher quality than the usual human c suites
Why it matters: GitHub, which has operated largely independently since Microsoft acquired it in 2018, has become increasingly important to Microsoft's overall strategy to woo developers to Windows and Azure, as well as to its suite of AI tools.
Github has been important to woo developers to Windows?
thats why management loves it so much its meaningless words spewed as if they have actual authority
I'm usually blissfully unaware that Github is related to MSFT in any way
GH ceo had a PhD in mechanical engineering definitely not a dumbass
Lol still managers gonna manager, I have no faith in anyone at the top of a corpo ladder as they're all the same corpo bs
just saying it's better than having an MBA
Depends if they drank the flavoraid or not
something tells me this will change.
Plenty of those management classes try to brainwash you against all the lower employees
so he could make innovative new ways to eject/fire people..
I know a certain CEO and a HR person who are looking for a job
but they're disqualified for liking coldplay
GitHub is now only compatible with Windows
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Its independence has been key to its success. The fact that MSFT funded it, but it continued to do its own thing
that's why it's weird that the article claimed that it helped drive devs to Windows ๐คท
it's almost like it instead demonstrates the entire universe of software that needs some special attention to work in Windows
or to pretend that you're not running Windows aka WSL2
Meh, maybe you can do something with Cygwin.. ๐
How many of you are running linux at work?
genuinely curious
(for desktop work, not server work)
like 90% of the dev team does
Irun dual boot bc some of the IT stuff needs windows
who do I bother to pull my one line pull request? ;p
actually it's a two character pull request, uint16 -> uint32 ;)
You don't
well, I'm sure more people than me have this stupid 3-phase zigbee meter, and I'd be happy to rm my custom quirk ;)
If you already submitted your PR, it needs to be reviewed first. That might take some time.
I did, but more seriously I'm just wondering if it's just a matter of waiting, or doing something. I just did the PR, unannounced, out of the blue
Just wait. And follow up in the dev channels
oh, right, there are dev channels. Didn't have the role. Thanks
better then wildfire smoke we are getting up here
I have a hard time believing he interacts the same way with people in public like he does here
I definitely don't use GIFs in public to communicate
not even a 1 finger solute while driving?
contrary to what most of you believe in this online bubble, most people outside the interwebs have a good sense of humor so yea, i'm loved.
coming from someone who never leaves their home..
keyerror:status eh
and you probably think that actually counts. i rest my case
and what did your therapist think of that progress?
thank you :) i "spent a lot of time on it"
I am now wondering if vibe coding could make it like this or that it would struggle because it does not look user friendly
Has anyone ever lost an onboard NIC during operation? The network card on my NUC suddenly disappeared. ip and lspci cannot find it. I don't see anything in dmesg either. I have now plugged in my Framewort Ethernet to USB-C card and can at least access the system via SSH again. But it's still very strange.
I have not seen that but I have read about some having issues from time to time like intel vs realtek but that's only under certian os's
I have an Intel "compute stick" mini PC with a dead WiFi card kicking around somewhere.
Weirdest thing about it is the Bluetooth still works, which is the same device (but for Intel hardware the WiFi is PCIe and the Bluetooth is USB).
So I would say it happens, not commonly
wifi is a little diffrent
they actually made some dud intel wifi cards for devices/laptops
Pretty wild! I disabled and re-enabled it in the BIOS, and it magically reappeared!
All my bottles come with corks. No need.
that's ok they got you covered
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I've burned out multiple onboard nics in devices
old motherboard had one port die..
Linux was really pissy about it on one of my systems, took like 10 minutes to boot because the nic had to fully time out and get disabled first
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huh thats new?

Discord fixing things? That doesn't sound logical
So that's why I still get notifications from servers I ignored
so the 2025.8 energy flow - how does one see it? i don't see it on my energy dashboard (which can't be configured as far as i can tell)...
@primal laurel I ended up not getting a badge. I couldn't be arsed to queueueue for over an hour for a badge that might or might not work
5 days or being sun baked in a dusty environment is enough for me lol
No, never. My first nic was an NE1000. IYNYK
Hey, Iโm new here. Is this kind of like a laidback channel?
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that was not a very laidback response lol
this is the shitposting channel. no support unless it's emotional support because you live in california
serves two purposes - what this channel is for and how to find out what this channel is for ๐
Cool
Well I've played around with Home Assistant for a grand total of 30 minutes now and so far I like it
Coming from Futurehome it's a nice improvement I think
Sign up a for HA 12 step ... it will become addictive as you find out what it can do. Futurehome?
https://news.slashdot.org/story/25/07/28/2211238/bankrupt-futurehome-suddenly-makes-its-smart-home-hub-a-subscription-service
After filing for bankruptcy, Norwegian smart home company Futurehome abruptly transitioned its Smarthub II and other devices to a subscription-only model, disabling essential features unless users pay an annual fee. Needless to say, customers aren't too happy with the move as they bought the hardwar...
"Smarthub IIโs hybrid architecture initially allowed local MQTT and HTTP REST access for advanced users to build custom integrations. However, firmware version 3.2.1 introduced encrypted communications and closed the local API by default, forcing encrypted WebSocket tunneling through Futurehomeโs AWS infrastructure. Key implications include:"
Death Rattle ๐ชฆ
Yeah Futurehome is a Norwegian company (I'm Norwegian, figured I should support Norwegian innovations). Their huge mistake was selling the smarthub for a fixed price and that's it. They had to provide support, patches, new features etc. and they didn't really have a revenue stream. So they recently declared bankruptcy. The new owners keeps the brand running, but they changed the business model to a subscription based one.
Basically all Futurehome owners (a lot of them in Norway) were suddenly forced, out of the blue, to pay for a subscription in order to access their home. Failure to do so meant you lose access to the app, which in practice means you are locked out of your own home. People are furious including myself. So I went ahead and bought a Home Assistant instead.
Have been watching the spicy Louis Rossmann videos about that.
Sounds like a shit show.
Thank you, for your support!
just assumed you'd go broke going through the normal therapist route

whats this spa you speak of?
I need to do better on my next water exam
yep, even sent me a water leak alert ๐
they stopped doing those emails here though. think people got pissed lol
You don't have to empty the hottub daily you know?
uh.. you obviously don't know what goes down in his house..
really? I stopped getting them awhile back
I changed the ground cover and added some roses, so 2 months of extensive watering.
00f growing shit in sand. bet your water is high lol
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Tell me more about sand
so how long did those live after you trasnplanted the whole plant to sand?
Tell me about it. Such a pain. You throw a plant and grows uncontrollably. Lime and Guava together ๐คฃ
mmm guava
pretty sure you already admitted to all this being hydroponics
The only battle I can't win is the strawberry battle with wild rabbits.
rabbits are little furry menaces
An army of them
eat shit, chew through shit, get eaten by other things and leave carcasses around
can fit through tiny spaces in fences
have a lot of little baby menaces
And always with a "what you looking at?" Attitude
seems to be plenty of spice to me https://www.gov.ca.gov/2025/03/19/california-seizes-over-650000-fentanyl-pills-so-far-in-2025/
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makes you wonder what one might find if they could go a lot deeper
I've already seen most of my state.
pretty grim outlook of our country
All them mountains huh?
you think we don't have mountains?
Isn't middle earth FLAT?
the only thing you got we don't is redwoods and ocean
we unfortunately even have sand
the lake beach LMAO?
sand is sand
Cracks me up
course now that dude from the bahamas should chime in lmao
no idea where that person went
@forest edge are you using a SMS modem/gateway?
RaccoonNet
HA to other people.
lies
you might be thinking of something else
number@email.whatever
so disappointed with the tech of halloween animatronics. https://youtu.be/Mm7PO9U-RIA?si=hP0UT1IT7vTrlnAT
the candy spitting into bowl one was the only one interesting
and where did you read this?
and i'm sure it's company specific
since it's optional through various emails
ah well f at&t from the get go. more shocked they even had it lol
This is right up there will AOL discontinuing dial up
what I use isn't listed
you tell him tediore
would suck if they ever stopped that with everything. those damn sms gateways @tidal bronze was going on about are like over a grand
if i'm not mistaken I think my opnsense router has a plugin that will use my sim card in the same manor should I ever really need to go that route
but I don't see google dropping that anytime soon
and then AOL collapses because its no longer making money off moron boomers. /s
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odd aol still looks alive to me
We've identified a boomer
he signals that at least 3 times a day anyways.
You've gone full 56k?
Nothing that fancy. Want to automate notifications going out to service people that come to the house.
so build an app or pay someone to build one for you
seems easier these days to build an android app than it ever has been before
ios may be a diffrent story tho
but if you have friends with apple phones, you should be deleting thier contacts anyways
These are like early notifications for pool filter cleaning, from PSI averages, sprinkler zone gpm related leaks etc. Nothing to do with an app
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With nobody using pagers any more (is Hezbollah still using pagers?), emails on everybody's phone, and multiple messaging services, email to text is largely redundant.
you want these notifications to be sent to service people or yourself or both?
Just to service people. Remember I hate notifications ๐
are these people already normally inside your house daily?
Once a week.
and are these "service people" in the room with us right now?
then ditch the notification via phone or whatever. set yourself up a led matrix display that will indicate what needs what and gets updated via HA for them to see when they arrive
Outdoor display?
can be
dosen't have to be anything big, just something they can't miss
those 64x64 displays are all over the place for cheap
how do you mean?
You gotta make them look nice. Build a frame.
you find your tv ugly?
it dosen't have to be the wide spaced led.. it can be whatever. just making a point
Where I work if you don't respond to on-call your get your ass fired. If you're third party you get your contract terminated or pay contractual penalties
yep
Indeed, any kind of display is ugly.
any display?
You are trying to sell a LED display to an anti-ui dude?
How about OLED
it's serving a purpose and could be located in a spot that only service people would normally see
Dude I've spent my entire career in critical infrastructure 24x7x365 on-call your excuses are the noise
the problem is that QF's "service people" are everywhere in his house
Nopes. I don't wan to see things running, I just want them to run and not be an eyesore
I'm assuming they have thier own main entrance
That's real weird
(pst, I'm being particular about your use of "any"-- you don't have TVs for watching?)
he uses text to speech for tv
Who me?
lol
Jira and have it send on-call pages to the app?
"Jon Snow looks at Daenerys Targaryen not knowing she was his cousin with lustful intent while licking his lips"
What's sending the emails?
The hell? That's not a ticketing system.
It's just powershell scripts sending raw emails?
My hero!
Yipes.
You done with 2nd run of GoT
If you want text messages, what about the email to text method? AFAIK that still exists and doesn't cost a thing.
Like <phonenumber>@verizonsms.com or whatever it actually is
Ahhh
Sounds like it might be time for a real alerting system.
no still on first season
had to watch the last episode of resident alien
which reminds me, alien earth releases today I think
Why not telnyx or Twilio
Before I open a thread in #1284966353798697001, I assume the SMLIGHT SLZB-MR1 should "just work" in HA right? Should it be working with ZHA? Trying to migrate from a SkyConnect and it's not showing up in the list.
Someone here recommended the SMLIGHT so figured someone may know.
Was that from The Hunting Wives?
You may want to look something like this
Custom Email Notifications
iPhone Users
For iPhone users, you can set specific sounds for different email accounts or VIP senders:
Customize Notifications: Go to Settings > Mail > Notifications > Customize Notifications.
Select Account: Choose the email account you want to customize.
Set Alerts: Turn on Alerts and select a sound for new emails.
VIP Option: Mark important contacts as VIP to assign them a unique notification sound.
Android Users
On Android devices, the ability to set specific sounds for individual email senders may vary by email app:
Gmail App: Currently, Gmail does not support custom sounds for specific senders. You can set general notification sounds for the app.
Third-Party Apps: Some third-party email apps, like FairEmail, may allow for custom notification sounds for specific contacts. Check the app settings for options.
General Tips
Shortcuts App (iPhone): You can create automations using the Shortcuts app to play a sound for specific emails.
Check App Settings: Always explore the settings of your email app for any available notification customization options.
By following these steps, you can enhance your email notification experience based on your preferences.
no support in here. Make the thread.
(not sure if the issue has already been addressed but...) they offer two chip models. the efr was manily for zha and the ch was for z2m
no idea lol
https://www.netflix.com/title/82013700 too much. Lol!
I can't imagine trading NE for Texas.
you watched that?
Hmmmm, ๐
lol better do nothing then.
checking to see how nice life is in Texas huh?
it's like peak Texas and peak hypocrite
I'll try figure out which one it is, but made that thread per Ender.
so, "Texas"
aunt she was his aunt not cousin right?
is that better?
Suit your self ... there are lot of ways to make your life easier but you need to look for them and put a little effort into it .. or whine that things changed
just trying to remember, not got that far yet lol
Gemini thinks he looks like Jon ๐
but really, I want to know what you're good with in flyover states
incest is one state south
Life in 2025
Did you create a shortcut for this?
OHHHHH!!! NO Not muted by a whiner ... Please NO!!!!!!!
I was waiting for someone to say something lol
I'm surprised I was able to use it on three separate pairs of people in such a short period of time ๐คฃ
I'm surprised you're surprised
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Some kale salad sounds good right about now
ha, having that tonight
never fails for you to end up grossing everyone out
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Rekt
does she need a pager system?
what's a pager
This conversation is not for people who need bedtime stories.
One of these days. You got cheese?
of course I do, what do you take me for
I think I should start cooking.
You don't know what a pager is
Back in the day drug dealers had them
One for the pot, two for the chef
lol no, but sent plenty of 8008's
a few 7734's as well now that I recall
LMAO
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Anyone have a thought on.. the easiest way to make a light entity that acts as a proxy for my other lights but only the ones that are already turned on?
bah.. I dont want to learn jinja. ๐
doit
I may literally be lazier/easier if I just use netdaemon or something.
since I already know C#...
UdoU
seen that sticker in the back window of a car before
I didn't get it at first. thought maybe it was like a brand name or something. took a few seconds to read between the lines
UwU
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@trail apex I converted your message into a file since it's above 15 lines :+1:
I expect to see more clippies in the chat
No we banned this after the incident of 2023
Honestly the worst thing about solar is that you have so much power I can't find anything to plug in
The worst thing is that I can't store all that excess power until winter.
I was about to ask how large of a tank of water you can bury under your house and heat up over the course of summer
maybe splicing water into oxygen and hydrogen? what could possibly go wrong ๐ถ
So clearly on the same page ๐คฃ
you find a big mountain and a lake, build a damn, then pump water up when the sun shines and let it run down through a turbine when you need electricity. Someone patent this
Gov doesn't want you to know about this but why heat water like a cheapskate when you can heat metal in an arc furnace and store a lot more energy
need one for home use
germans buying industrial equipment on alixpress. we are truly lost
esp when zollauktion exists
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sigh
Wife's car's water pump...
Gotta remove that pulley, held on by those 4 bolts. And THEY WONT COME LOOSE! ugh
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I mean, norway alone has 2 TWh + storage capacity in their dams.
Pumped hydro exists in a lot of places. Unfortunately I do not have the room.
there used to be a plan to build a gigantic dyke with pumped hydro in the markermeer to store wind/nuclear power. But it was scrapped because if the dam broke it would flood all of amsterdam
sounds like an improvement
I don't think you quite understand how off that is when you say that stuff while living here lol
eh not really
you are right. THe best way to figure out how shit a place is, is to live there
yet you keep coming back..
what do you mean you haven't bought yuor own massive flywheels to bury in your yard!? /s
no biggy just do what america refuses to do
do upkeep on your infrastructure.
Hey, as an American I think I can say for all of us, that we resemble that remark
no fiber where you live?
you realize that speaks more about you than the state right?
I hate planet earth but I can't breathe in space soo...
care or no choice? cause you make it sound more like the latter
Presumibly places with bad diets
its not like you have to go to a different state. there are cheaper countries to live in..
Most states that support pew pew's are cheap to live in lol
cheaper states that support pew pew's that are not missouri as well
Switzerland says hi
He said affordable too, new houses in Switzerland have to have a bomb shelter don't they?
don't think it really matters where he lives. if he can't complain about it he can't feel complete
Maybe move to africa in those area's no one will claim and call it Decoia
so much of that made no sense
do you mean bomb shelter or do you mean "Just don't build houses like fucking trash"?
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I mean a bomb shelter ๐
blame newer generations
and modern technology lulz
yes the current generation founded construction companies and has been building trash houses for the past 2 decades. This is indeed what happened.
I remember my first construction company, at just 5 years old
legos are surprisingly sturdy
well considering vinyl and osb replaced metal. paper replaced plywood.. yes
just to name a few
and that. the height of achievement. squirting out concrete paste in layers lol
uh huh
give it a few more years
thats the problem with the world. someone makes something and it gets judged before it even gets fully tested
I did look into it, https://amberkinetics.com/ this too https://enervenue.com/ though their residential version never eventuated.
You literally just built a giant pond full of water ๐
a real big property/pond would be nice..
... to throw a giant fucking heat exchanger in for a ground source/water sourced heat pump
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no a heat pump does not store heat
I demystified it. part of my day job
I know enough to have installed my own. ๐
do I wish it could've been ground source? sure.
But I didn't ahve the time or budget or capability to do that anytime soon... ๐
@tidal bronze saw baby dragons last night
I hope alien earth dosen't turn out to be shit
sigh cleaning out the drawers in my workshop...how many 5v 1a USB power supplies do I need? Because I have like 40.
can reach pretty insane efficiency (COP) of 500%, but the cost / construction time is pretty high... if you can even find a company who can do the boreholes
Shockingly, not that many are PoE.
You can convert nearly anything with enough adapters.
convert any battery holiday lights to ac
oh I'm aware..
Heh, I own none of those. I think the only thing I have like that using batteries is the front door deadbolt.
And I honestly can't think of a decent way to not use batteries in that
Only power source anywhere near that is the 24v AC for the doorbell.
just doing boreholes or etc is.. not very simple
then donate them to good will so others can convert theirs lol
Its doable. but its a pain in the ass.
and 1300$ for the unit I got is.. good enough for now for me
its not the god-of-efficiecy.. but it certainly kicks the everloving fuck out of the older unit I had.
One sec, let me show you this door lol
It sounds easy in principle...but...
Same sort of issue.
Getting any kind of wiring near that thing is damned impossible.
well not impossible.
No, but not fun.
it'll just require cutting a hole in the wall to fish ๐
actually.. there's a...
And not worth the effort.
youtube video that I am reminded of
that.. pulled the molding off the bottom of the wall
then used a saw to cut the wall below the top of it
and then fished the wires below that
and then put it back on without needing to spackle and etc..
so that is a possible option.
There is an alarm panel fairly close, so I know there's clear access to the attic outside the rounded area
then again what sort of motherfuckers got round walls that just makes it harder ๐
I'm more just annoyed they put a round room in my house
I can't resist a good deal
Even with a round room
Deadbolt with external power?
If you did the powered part on the strike side it's much easier.
But that also leads to the potential scenario of if the power goes out you either need it to be failsafe and unlock, OR you're locked in the house if power fails.
Yeah. I mean, there are other ways out but they involve the garage doors.
Have I ever opened a window in this house...
I want to say I have.
I too dislike anything battery but level lock I am happy with. I don't like keypads and stuff on the front entrance. Now only if I get to use the front entrance ๐
Why no use front entrance?
Out there. Always garage door
i have a schlage door lock.. zwaave thing
not a deadbolt; just a handle style.. battery powered.. lasts.. fucking a long time
Mine is the Wifi one...I really should have considered Zigbee/Z-Wave when I did everything in this house but I did not
Only the beginning
helps that it doesn't have to shove a deadbolt around; just flick a solenoid to energize
I think the Wifi lock needs new batteries every 6 mo, so it's not TOO bad.
I've found it also won't work correctly with rechargeables, the 1.2v is too low
yeah it doesnt like rechargables either
I've been tempted to build a lithium iron phosphate pack that I can stick on the edge of the door or something and wire it in but.. ehhh
I suppose if I were really ambitious, I could also use a 3.7v lithiium battery pack with a USB charging circuit and boost it up to 6v.
Solar panel + light from across the room
or just grab this and never think about it again.. ๐คฃ
tho a latching adapter would also work out
LOL yeah that's gonna fit on the door
6v power brick plugged in at all times; if the house has power its running off wall-power.. otherwise it falls back to battery
sounds like you're not determined sir.
Also, that's marketed at a 6v, but it's variable so you'd still need a voltage regulator in between
sir I've designed pcbs I think I could handle it.. ๐
god if I could build a house.. I'd be putting fucking conduit in fucking everywhere for low-voltage wire taps around places and etc
Yeah, if I ever do one from scratch, conduit everywhere, and like...8 cat6 cables plus fiber to every room
Yeah but if I'm pulling cable I'm doing as much as I can ahead of time
Our attics here are like....150 degrees.
The less I ever need to get up there the better
Those don't exist here. I miss basements.
build more houses less stupid. ๐
it can work.. unless you're in a fucked area like florida
in which case why build anything
that state is a cesspool for anything long-lived...
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Arizona, so better than Florida. But very loose, sandy soil.
still doable; but yes.
... in fact for that hellhole of a hot state it'd really be ideal.
since y'know.
Ground... cooler... and etc.. ๐
they don't flood if you build them properly.
and arizona..
water...
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I work for/with someone whose yard is a fucking swamp but they also have a full-sized floor/basement in their house somehow despite how fucking sopping wet the yard gets due to drains having been removed.
so.. its doable.
just not cheap garbage building style
which is y'know
We almost bought a house that was built into a hillside. That would have been awesome.
shoulda done it. save on cooling costs.. ๐คฃ
ideal house: like 1 floor above ground.
2 floors basement below ground. all the space, none of the heating/cooling costs. ๐
but boy that'd be horrendously expensive ๐
how about this house-- https://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-home-meth-lab-for-sale-1-55-million-san-jose/
what a steal! /s
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So yeah, $230k just to get the lot and partially completed house, like another $650k to finish it as designed.
What the hell? Why did my unifi stuff all get unadopted again
Great, unifi won't even restart.
get the percussive maaintenance device!
Usually points to database issues
My daughter asked me where I come up with all my stupid puns. I told her I have a huge dadabase full of them.
Oh really? That might do it....
Port 8080 not available.
I wonder if wyze-docker is conflicting...
But that would break a lot, especially since IIRC adoption happens on 8080
Yeah, reboot fixed it, but I should find out what's breaking it
HDD filled?
Have you tried exorcism?
That's next on the list. IPS might be crashing something out, it's a resource hog.
you mean Vuze?
Nah, I run wyze-docker-bridge on the same pi
ah ๐
But docs say it doesn't use 8080
No, I can't afford to replace that many cameras lol
It'd be like $1500
If I'm going to do it, they're gonna be unifi
Who needs cameras, if you can have a Ouija board?
Which is basically $100 minimum per, plus cabling costs.
to be fair, that is a pretty big lot
so there's that
Are you sure it was a dream
Haven't been an IRCOP in 20 years.... havent' been on IRC in 19 lol
If I catch the living breaking into my stuff, they may not be for much longer..
I was an op in, among other places, #mircscripts on undernet for a couple of years.
I was an OP on Gamesnet/Gamesurge so long ago, I was friends with the original developers of the Counter Strike, Team Fortress Quakeworld lol
Lol nice
Remembering programing MIRC scripts
The writer of 7th Sphere and I were not quite rivals, but not quite friends either. He never got over the fact that Stealth Advanced could not only still flood him offline, but was impervious to his own attempts on me..
The secret was that I shipped a hexeditted mirc that totally removed the ctcp version reply, and he didn't. If you didn't or still don't, know, for a while, mirc could not ignore ctcp version requests. It always responded to them. Always. Which is why it was always so ridiculously easy to flood someone offline who used mirc. Eventually mirc added its own flood protection, which basically rendered protection scripts like mine completely obsolete.
oh I haven't heard 7th sphere name in so long
He was such a smug SOB. It felt really good to beat him in that little contest. ๐คฃ
I was involved in actually getting a script kiddy prosecuted, will always remember his handle... Dill lol
He had so many compromised machines that I had scripts that would set limits to channels if to many people joined at once
He wasn't really smart though, just a 16 year old kid
Yeah, the first few versions of 7th Sphere could actually be remotely controlled by anyone who knew how to set it up.
Another reason I despised him
These were proxy clients, I don't remember how you connected to them
haxed computers
Good old windows 95/98 lol
Oh look more ewasteโฆ
as a student of computer science i was on good terms with the main sys admin, so he allowed me to set up a local instance of the original mud so students could play in the terminal rooms. text interface only. the condition was that during the hours with highest pressure on terminal access it had to be shut down. it got very popular. and one guy in particular didn't like the shutdown hours so he set up his own and tried to get all the players over.
the thing was... he didn't understand setuid/setgid and file permissions when he installed the thing so he left a big security hole.
in that mud you could play your way to wizard rank and the mud admin was arch wizard. the poor guy tried everything to block me from his mud, but i was in when i wanted to with full admin privileges. but my rank was listed as god. i could see by listing processes he ran that he tried searching for god in the source code without finding anything. and when i saw him trying to look for my processes to find out what i was doing i made a wrapper so the only thing he found was a process called "birger playing god again".
eventually he gave up the whole thing in frustration
plz buy a new door with less or no windows. that looks tacky as fook
would look better for you to buy that frosted glass spray stuff lol
I've considered tinting it
does the "command_volume_level" not work on andorid anymore for the notification action?
Although it'd have to be pretty heavy tint. Don't want the dog to be able to see out or others to see in.
I want that glass that when you apply a current it goes completely dark
Oh electrochromatic?
It's $$$
Although they now make films you can apply over existing glass.
Transform your space with Smart Tint Smart Film for Windows, a versatile window privacy film that instantly converts any smooth glass surface into Smart Glass. Seamlessly switch between transparent and frosted (opaque) privacy modes with a button or smartphone control. This energy-efficient windo...
omg....
bah thats just frosted
I really just want it for 1 room, our theater room, even with an ALR screen in the middle of the day it can get a little washed out
lol
3700
Is this your skittles sensor?
its the red panda and racoon sorting
the sample size is just 25 bucks... that actually sounds like it'd be interesting for some project
I had an (unsurpisingly) raccoon related thought today....
Seagulls are basically just basically flying raccoons. That is all
Skittles?!
frosted is the best you can get with completely removing the ability to see through
pro tip. You can (should) remove all the tracking crap starting from /ref. AKA: https://www.amazon.com/Privacy-Switchable-Adhesive-Insulation-Blocking-Clear/dp/B0DGLVR1JZ
Transform your space with Smart Tint Smart Film for Windows, a versatile window privacy film that instantly converts any smooth glass surface into Smart Glass. Seamlessly switch between transparent and frosted (opaque) privacy modes with a button or smartphone control. This energy-efficient windo...
Thank you Stefan
I have no desire to see through.
there are also browsers extensions that do it automatically
The door faces west, gets afternoon sun.
which is why frosted is your only option. outside of you using spray paint lol
Something like that would work although it's one way
Protip, Brave sucks
The hard part with the tint is finding one that's not too hard to apply.
I've done window tint before though.
too easy to end up with bubbles
and that's way worse than without the tint at all
That's why you apply with soap and water.
Or get the tint that has microperferations.
Might give this one a try https://www.amazon.com/BDF-Blackout-Blocking-Installation-Removal
Or not, dangit amazon links
BDF 1BKOT Blackout Static Cling Window film is our newest static cling film. There is no adhesive so installation and removal is easy. It offers the same light blocking that our original Blackout has. When applied to your window, the Blackout window film will create a nearly pitch-black setting i...
That kind is static cling...would have to see how it does on a door.
Hence why you want basically blackout film.
And also why there's a curtain there now...can't see through solid black fabric ๐
It's amazon. If the stuff sucks, can always return it.
Ah yes thanks for not leaving space for a switch
? i see plenty of space
Erm don't those go to a passthrough patch panel deal?
Once that's in, push the excess back into the wall/ceiling.
The box is 25cm deep
I can see that, the box is not relevant here
Honestly? Easier to do the terminations.
And you always want a bit too much than not enough. Ask me how I know.
yea too short is way worse than too long
I had to kick a tech out of my house cause they did that to an incoming line
I'll wish the techs good luck cramming them into the ceiling tomorrow
unless they are stapled there shouldn't be much of an issue
You really have to just shove them up somewhere, there's no access panel close by and the drop ceiling has about 15cm room
Especially with a drop ceiling. If you want it to be clean, do a proper loop and put a j hook up there to hold them
Huh... I hope that works out here as well
Not all cables come from above, some come from the below the box and go left and right of the fuse panel
Who up ready for some announcement live stream action in like 30 minutes? 
NOT TODAY
Pro tip:
|| don't eat yellow snow ||
Kinky
Omg Missy!
You never know when you need to reterminate. 20 times
My guy took the whole day to terminate 72 cables I better hope he's done
gotta leave a service loop boi
at first glance I thought that was your microwave
Actually, pretty close
finally giving me admin role huh? it's about damn time..
Yeah i just noticed they installed the wrong box. The offer said 12U. It's 6U now lol
its also for the eventuaal 5th or 6th guy to deal with it once its gotten really bad; he needs to be able to take the quick way out. /s
Everyone in this channel would rage quit this server. ๐คฃ
that would solve some issues wouldn't it? rotf
no I'd just track him down and cut his house's fiber..
not yet.. still rocking spectrum
-# in a jeep
i'm so sorry.
when you each paradise you'll know you close
"That doesn't sound right"
What is a phrase that is spoken a lot around the boomer? ๐
younger generations thinking they are smarter and wiser than older ones.. shocker lmao
I was you once
lead poisoning did give us a leg up.
or a brain up.
Helps not to have that thing have speed holes drilled in it during childhood.
I am what you have to look forward too
oh only the ceo's are the guilty ones?
how young generation minded
blame everyone but yourselves lol
nevermind you keep those companies well funded..
I'll just stick with the blog post instead of live stream (I'm boring that way) but the zwa1 looks sweet
Err zwa2
can lined with what?
Eh I can make a rack ear that'll hold it
No real difference from the USB mounts I have for the other antenna
I have a aeotec USB dongle
Would love poe but it works well enough as is
zwave is so expensive
its cool shelly is making zwave devices
so you can use whatever dummy switch you like etc
its ongoing
The ultimate way to connect Z-Wave devices to Home Assistant.
oh. i can rewind on my laptop.
wow. fancy. i don't have zwave cuz $$$$, but man. good to see its alive.
maybe someday.
who did the RF design / verification?
is the price of zwave becoming more competative?
shit works though.
FWIW i've had a mostly good experience with zigbee
It might be in here? https://www.home-assistant.io/blog/2025/08/13/home-assistant-connect-zwa-2/
my 31 devices says otherwise lol
kind of surprised they just made a zwave antenna and not like a combo antenna for like zigbee and zwave
the skyconnect did work but man that thing needs an overhaul
different frequencies
I mean here. Zwave is very difficult to get and otherwise very expensive
Yeah, I've heard that. I honestly only invested so heavily in zwave because I started my smart home while still in an apartment and the 2.4ghz spectrum was jam packed.
bring back 433mhz
Any chance for a PoE version of the zwa-2?
Unlikely.
tweakers is quick https://tweakers.net/reviews/13646/home-assistant-connect-zwa-2-ongegeneerd-groot-onovertroffen-bereik.html
Would require a different design and might introduce additional challenges in the certification and regulatory approval procedures.
Almost like...we sent out press kits.... 
lol
Embargo lifted at 15 minutes ago, you'll see a lot of content going live.
Fair enough. Maybe selling a usb c to Poe adapter designed to be compatible with any of the home assistant radios you offer.
lmao
Honestly kinda weird to use a whole ESP32-S3 just as a USB-UART converter, there should be cheaper chips for thatโฆ if you're gonna have that powerful of a chip in anyways, using it for network-serial with the supporting hardware for POE seems like an obvious thing to add :(
wut
They said that the ESP32 was actually cheaper than the typical CP210x that's used for USB->serial
so raccoons are basically landgulls
No seagulls are flying rats.
thats pigeons
can't be. never saw a cute seagull.
which are also doves with bad marketing
it's august and YT is flooding with people assembling their 2025 halloween shit
DO YOU NOT PREPARE FOR THE HOLIDAY THIS EARLY???

Labor Day is next.. wait your turn!
Wow, quite an Australia Tax if you want one in AU... Ends up over $115USD
isn't everything there expensive tho?
Even above that...
man wish I was young enough to ride this thing. https://youtu.be/3oxvdpoMWBE?si=RdaCMbKB1ozDXXbj
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Seafaring kangaroos can only carry so much freight
Ugh, so many cheap routers that are all bricked and not worth trying to do JTAG recovery on.
Just tossed a 5 port 10/100 switch.
user error
Oh yeah I need to recreate my holiday sequences at some point.
What???? You wish you could be in Hollywood? Screenshot time!
Why no fast? Just furious down in middle earth? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
ugh alien earth is shaping up to be pure ass
Interesting given the ratings are super high
oh yea and I know what generation is giving those thumbs up lol
Oooh so this is where the cool kids hang out!
I wouldnโt say that
โ๏ธ Counterpoint

Whatโs the best channel here for beginner questions?
#find-support guides to the correct channels.
That you sir
Thank
Went to that link, chose dashboard but itโs just a single post describing the dashboard lol.
What am I missing, feeling dumb
Never mind figured it out
I found the backrooms
How much does the HA hardware affect the time between when you stop speaking a voice command and the automation firing.
I'm currently running HA on a Raspberry pi 4 and using HA voice preview. The delay is around 3-5 seconds.
It would be nice to get that down to 1 sec or less. Is that possible and if so what hardware would achieve it?
These are the best back rooms I've ever found
it depends on your voice pipeline setup. start a thread in #1284966915055288530 for further discussion though.
have created one
S'not HA related as such... but is anyone else having issues with Alexa today?
Just tried using her to set a timer... she said "Starting now" and then "Sorry, there has been a problem setting your timer. Please try a little later."
HA can't send it stuff either, but this sounds like an alexa service issue, rather than HA.
looks like it (UK time)
UK time? but that looks 12Hr...
Ah, that tracks~
Well, I'm glad it isn't just me. ยฆD
-# well not in your case anyway
yeah its sad, i think downdetector is us based and even though timezone is converted they use 12h as format
we also know what ante/post meridiem means though ๐
We use 12hr times too though, kinda interchangeably... At least, I do.
Like metric and imperial measurement. Everything here is measured in miles.
our strange mix of measurements can be a mess
it's simple. If someone starts using the wrong units, ask them to use metric. If they refuse, that's where the conversation stops ๐
Alexa seems to be back again, weww~ ยฆ3
JUST as I finished getting my MrDIY MQTT notifier thing working again too~
In case anyone needs offline TTS notifications and isn't aware already~
It's years old though, so I'm sure most are~
itโs fine. production design is spot on, fans are thoroughly serviced
why watch an Alien franchise installment for anything else?
thoroughly serviced? wtf you watching? lol
not like the originals were cerebral cinematic masterpieces
pulp scifi with cool production design
whatโs your problem with A:E exactly?
other than it seems to be written by someone who spends half the day staring into a corner drooling onto their shirt?
pretty sure the "alien" was created in evo
drooling sounds pretty on brand tbf
again, it's Alien, I'm not sure what's missing here
and wtf is with the jumping around bs and the black screen bs?
ok I watched e01, still not seen e02
guess I'll watch it later to see what you're on about
both play the same
ok
then again I'm not sure what you were expecting from a franchise entirely centered around "omg it's in the ROOM" brapbrapbrap aaragh splat
you can tell it was not written to honor the franchise and fit in line. that it was written for an entirely different generation in attempt to recycle
well it supposedly takes place 2 years before ripley
this wayland ship with a cyborg supposedly gets it's hand on something that only exists on one planet
if you know anything about the alien story you know this show went off the rails lol
even the promethius tried to stay on course
there is just so much wrong, so much "hey lets throw this in there cause the people watching this never seen the previous alien movies"
ok so for the people who "clock out" it's fine..
how many times can you base a movie around "WHAT IS THAT THING"
sound very much like the content wasn't there to begin with
well if you only ever seen the trailers.. alien earth is what you would get
I just think the Weyland Yutani logo is cool, and it's fun to see they're lifting production design from the earlier movies
this clearly qualifies me to be a certified loremaster of the Alien universe
"it's not that deep," as the kids say these days
and it was written for those kids.. as I stated lol
ok, bit over. I respect that there's shittons of worldbuilding, and that they may chose to ignore that to give writers a fair chance at making an original story
it would probably irk me too if I was knee-deep into some lore
but like, I also can't help to figure that Square and Nintendo has it right with FF and Zelda -- just make a game, bro
well like most things that go off the rails.. it turns out to be shit
like i said this was shaping up to be
hell even rings of power got good reviews initially lol
or like when WoW releases its 20th expansion and lore hounds go "but wait Sarhahtrhas would never ally himself with Zohobogobo, they swore a blood pact in the Shrine of X'Althalas to avenge Bulhuuruhlur"
and I'm like "cool, dragons"
yeah same deal there, I feel. Like, it's Tolkienverse, and I like Tolkienverse. But good fucking luck making a TV show out of a cardboard box of incoherent scribblings
maybe, just maybe, the IP regurgitation needs to stop
honestly, the "but who is the Sauronpostor" was just about the only play they could do
especially since they don't seem to care enough to actually read/watch the previous stuff prior to churning out something new invoilving it
"but it has the alien in it.. what more do you want?"
Kurtzman?
he seems to be very representative of the thinking where like, "deep lore makes it too hard to write good stories" and I can respect that
like, you're never gonna please everybody
now, it would certainly help if you'd back that up with entertaining television
which isn't always the case
you don't have to please everyone.. but holy hell make some effort lol
"ok googe, create me the alien"
effort at what might be the more pertinent question ๐
lol
anw, time will tell. Dune Prophecy got renewed, so that's cool.
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is what supposed to mean?
idk I wanted to post something battlestar galactica but there aren't many gifs at all
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you don't wanna claim 3k?
Bye
oh shit.. you got rekt
Hey people, hope it's not a bother im asking here.
I have some cameras that are recorded to my nas, but i cant access them directly
Does anyone know some sort of oss project that can stream from folders and files and maybe also have a timeline?
I can get the name formatting handled without issue, I just don't know any project like this
I saw people using something for this on YouTube at one point but the yt history is horrible and doesn't save most things
The only camera software I know are things like motioneye or scrypted or that uh I forgot the name but it had a special camera card in hacs for it whose name was changed to advanced camera card, but I don't think any of them can do this
probably not no.
most projects that handle cameras handle them entirely including the recording part.
... Which for scripted requires paying them.. including fees per-camera.. (which y'know.. fuckoff this is my local hosted thing?) or frigate is the other project.. but you'd have to not have the cameras direct record since frigate would be doing that part instead.
yeah i figured maybe there's some oss thing maybe already made for something like this as having a hardware nvr is not really an option
yeah but I don't think you can actually view a camera from the latest recorded files, at least I didn't find a way last time I used it
will set it up again and see though
? sure you can
Nabu Casa/ HA hit the bigtime
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paullamkin/2025/08/14/home-assistant-proves-z-waves-longevity-with-new-official-hardware/
all it is is nvr software
Look at that glamour shot
just to make sure I am explaining well, I have a camera that saves videos in a folder on my local server, and I basically want an interface to be able to go back 2 hours to see what happened without having to open every 1min length file manually, and to have its "live" display w/e is the newest file
I can't access the camera feed itself, but figured hey since I have it might as well try using it somehow
so the camera just records x amount of time block videos? you have no access to an rtsp feed or anything?
Reinventing the wheel here
News of the ZWA-2 is literally on every tech site
it even has a flared base! /s
yeah, the solution is
use frigate or such.
Makes very little sense to me ๐
even the cheapest garbage has ONVIF or etc support in my experience.
I installed a bunch of 13-15$ cameras... they all work mostly fine asaide from some.. pain in the ass stuff with VLAN setup.
Talking about NVR did they release the new frigate?
Ain't gonna jam a beta with cameras
whats the significanat difference?
Face and too many to mention https://github.com/blakeblackshear/frigate/releases
jam a beta huh? you still saying totally rad too?
Why? you into Rizz now?
Local LLM is not a thing for camera stuff. Total waste of time.
From my tests Gemini FTW
yeah exactly
will try again, maybe I Just missed something in the docs
I have an older xiaomi camera which does not have onvif or any sort of similar access and when you cut external network you can't view it from the app anymore just what is saved on the nas
i don't think it's that bad to try not to waste technology that's perfectly functional and money during a time when my country's economy is collapsing
its not "perfectly functional" when its a piece of garbage that doesn't support standards. ๐
"had to"
did you give it to them in a donut box?
"wanted to" is the right term. ๐
"had to" is with pigs just getting footage straight from ring without requesting shit from you.
so the answer is "Probably not, no lmao" because this is not how almost any NVR software works. ๐
it won't work with just files.
I see, thanks for the info!
that feels excessive for camera allocation.
retaining a years worth of cctv is just stupid
guess roo's just aren't designed for space https://youtu.be/VZziPLplaiM?si=yKSxfgIZ6cZp6c22
The first Australian-made rocket to attempt to reach orbit from the country's soil crashed Wednesday after 14 seconds of flight. No one was reported hurt.
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Are growing that good stuff in the backyard?
you should try mowing. be good for you to go outside
mowing? we got https://github.com/ClemensElflein/OpenMower to do that for us
I bit the bullet and bought myself an Framework laptop ๐
Framework 13
@high remnant I converted your message into a file since it's above 15 lines :+1:
glances nervously at my 6-year-old former Chromebook with a dual-core Pentium Gold CPU and 4GB RAM
I currently do not own a laptop lol
only the one provided by my employer
My ThinkPad T460s felt a disruption in the universe
nothing wrong with that tbh
6th gen intel
I have none I wanted one
I replaced ChromeOS on my Chromebook with Ubuntu and I wish I did it years ago
Does a framework come with windows?
no
Sick
Any preference yet?

Dual boot
"Maybe not" seems like a good choice
Or that or not
I challenge you to a dual

v nice
