#the-water-cooler
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thats not OEM right? (i also meant Volkswagen Auto AG, cus this is Audi)
The guardian is oem to the car, but they have no integration, I’ll have to attempt to make one with web scraping
ahhhhh this works kinda the same
only using the audi api
holy shit
yep lol
the only reason I want this is so that I can preheat/cool my car in the winter/summer without having to grab my iphone
Fair
soo if its freezing I can defrost my car seat and window :D
Fishy
https://iwillnotbuynitro.com/u/faithful-dead-anteater.png if only I could make this bigger
oh nice the Shelly situation got worse
For the Shelly EM Gen3 it says it's compatable with the 50A and 80A transformer. Only problem is, there's an option for a 120A transformer too. And the 80A transformer isn't available in the US.
shelly what are you doing
good times!
least the humidity is down lol
barn pi still doing pretty good considering it's 103F in the barn lol
If you drive backwards it will fix itself
ill just ognore it
They tried that in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It ended up with a Ferrari crashing into the woods 🙂
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i heared drugs?
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HEY DON’T INSULT ME LIKE THAT
i actually don’t use any for the last 6 years so you can do this sober too
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you mean cars right
yea the ones that have two wheels and sometimes require pedaling
you got some weird cars man
over here we call them bicycles
but ig you call handegg "football" so
I thought you were calling them that. was just addressing your question
has there already been an outdoor ha event?
like in a field?
park dutch style
small pic nic lots of boose
and building a music assistant queue together
oh installing hacs now uses an addon.
uh
we know you don't lol
should experince the outside more. wouldn't be so attached to the metric system if you did
But...there are raccoons outside
not for @last cedar
That's her people
@forest edge look what sand can do.
grow bigger pieces of sand?
@tidal bronzehope you inflated your rubber ducky. https://youtu.be/nxWKw1W4XZI?si=P9Nnq1WHMq3VXGp2
The watch designation for the West Coast has been upgraded to an advisory, while Hawaii has been upgraded to a warning.
I have an old windows tabet that I put HA on. Problem is, I really want to use it to control HA but can't because...it's running HA
So why can't you use it to control HA..?
@lone dagger
This is what you made your dentist, isn't it? 🤣
It should be socially acceptable to just throw away the phones of people that talk on speaker on public transport...
I hope you contribute to the conversation where you can
I thought germans were suppose to be all about social interactions
WAT?
Throw away the person instead, don't blame the phone!
Train windows don't open that far
Phones don't annoy people, people annoy people!
@static schooner you waiting for the tide to come in?
Waiting for the good surfing
I didn't catch the time frame part so not sure how long that was suppose to take
Waves are supposed to hit in a couple of hours
bruh
Default mDNS settings results in network flooding in networks with reflectors enabled · Issue #5435 · home-assistant/supervisor https://share.google/LLJ0mNlWGZopEqpPF
it seems you are not alone
yeah ive got that installed :)
nah i noticed it bit its probably been doing this for YEARS
You have been told repeatedly not to post about home assistant support/issue here. Last warning.
euh me?
im sorry🥺 this wasn't meant for support tbh just venting me being stupid
😂😂😂😂
you vent
someone replies
now it's support
Lol what why did Google wrap a freaking GitHub link into a Google link
yeah fair enough. cant remember that i have been told not to but whatever
@tidal bronze Did the tsunami take out your poor malnourished grapefruit you posted yesterday?
Hi, is there a status page for the *.ui.nabu.casa tunnel? I’m currently experiencing connection issues.
ugh, found it https://status.home-assistant.io/
Welcome to Home Assistant's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
Gotta steal that ad revenue and commissions
and data
Aside from posting a new feature request on the Github discussions section, is there anything else I can do to advocate for adding support for the Horn Speaker in the Unifi Protect integration?
It's great for an alarm horn. It's super loud.
the 28 years later movie really sucked
do it yourself, pay someone else to do it
oh yea. a racoon pelt is going up for sale on ebay real fucking soon
mfer just enjoying himself
Give him a hug
Let him eat you 
the changelog scroll bug is back, so I added music to it
I think this will convince @exotic bane to take a look
This is fucking hilarious
I will not fix the bug, but implement music instead
I'm just a tiny, yellow ball making funky music.
"Wii sports on crack" -- MorN
"Makes me think of a news station bringing you the most intense news but at a point in time when it's all run by robots
hmu for a perpetual license
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Oh sick you're a producer?
yeah
if you are interested in fixing the bug, it has to do with the external link icon lazy loading
ah yeah, that's my demoscene roots showing
I thought it would be something loadin gin
yeah you ain't got a loicense for that, guvna
Yep, we seem to be hiding the SVG when out of viewport. I'll fix that. Sometimes viewport optimisations can cause more problems
If we can that would be brilliant as this is something that I hear on more channels
also, post this on reddit, guaranteed karma
haha ait, lemme do that
boo
well, I'd rather it'd be a bespoke, locally sourced, artisanal water cooler meme anyway
noooo
Oh please post it. It's hilarious!
use imgur
4 Upvotes are secured already
@arctic quarry and I just found the cause and a fix. Pushing it up now
ladies and gentlemen. We got it.
I had a mouse that used to do that so I know your pain
oh god yeah that's the worst
how does this have 200 views already lol
Because it's running HA. There is no UI, just CLI
Views on reddit are weird. I've had posts with 1000s of views and minutes later they were gone
Skill issue
no u
oh wait yeah, they fiddle with the stats to make botting harder or smth
But considering the conversion rate I had on a post with 4k upvotes you seem on track lol
Guys we're getting an ev today. Which charger has the best integration
It's incredibly hard to find a solid number 1 answer thru all my searching
These would be the "best" integrations i guess https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/?cat=car&quality_scale=platinum
But maybe try #1284966353798697001
#1284966353798697001 -> recommendations
peblar?
shit. I shouldn't respond here 😂
I'm american unfortunately. Unless I'm not looking hard
My wife works at an auto supplier and pretty much hates fca
Tomorrow is new printer day! My Client said he got the full configuration, but I guess that will be a lie since it's about 2m too long for his proposed space and he only had 3 separate circuits set up by our electrician...
the full configuration he managed to budget
It do be like that
i find it kinda hilarious how non industrial this printer looks
is there an easier way to make helpers or do you just have to know how to code?
I just got confirmation it arrived in Frankfurt from japan, got no pics yet
What kind of media does a printer like that use?
Paper
But does it come with HP extended ink supply?
The image looks like it went through some AI upscaling based on the text on the printer, presumably used to say Ricoh?
We hear that first part a lot these days 
Yes Ricoh C7500
It comes with the cheapest service option we offer lol
So if they have a problem one of our techs might come this week
Probably not tho
Another red flag to it not being fully featured
Noone would spend more than 100k on a machine for it to not be fixed immediately if something breaks
It’s like printing at a college!
You pay for the machine and each print is counted and billed monthly and from the number of prints you calculate toner consumption
And you have to have a mandatory service subscription
So you pay 50-100k for the privilege to keep paying monthly
poeple still print
poeple
Printing is still huge
And personal print products are making a comeback with Ai pictures and apps like Canva that make creating layouts easier than ever
Huge compares to what? I don't even own a printer. The only time I had to print is when university made me print some stupid document
I know that sales on commercial printers are up globally
For any brand across the board
*up since 2020
2018 was ATH but we should be at those levels by 2026 according to Canon
throwback to peak corporate greenwashing, anno 2010:
Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail.
My email inbox is a binder of printed emails that gets refreshed each day
Ah yes, the extra line of text at the bottom of the email that inevitably made it spill over onto a second sheet of paper when you did print it 😄
I did have to capitulate and have a printer at home, my partner needs it for their business
But it was a rescue from the e-waste at work, so I paid nothing for it, and I'm saving the environment... or something
I'd buy almost any open source printer kit, don't care if it's a dot matrix cacophonic hellbeast that can do like 75 DPI
I just cannot give money to the ink mafia
Yes
smirks in color laser superiority
Hey, i’m new to HA and I’m having trouble with my Google Nest. I saw online that people are having the same issue as me that the data isnt syncing to the dashboard. I also saw people using matter for a better local integration. Did anyone have any experience with this and know a good way to approach the problem?
found it ty
Can anyone tell me what this means? I have like 20 of these sonoff temp sensors in z2mqtt and over the last year or so half have fallen off.
is there a tutorial for how to do math in HA helpers because HA's own thing isn't really helping me much
youtube probably?
Don't worry about the earth having things too good, all the benefits of trees being saved will be offset by people using AI
HA voice stuff looks really cool on paper. Are people using it happy with it? or is it currently more of a proof of concept thing
Where is the best place to ask about frigate config?
I like it, its definitely more than proof of concept. however it probably depends on your use case.
if your talking about integration/addon config then #1284966582375813201. if your asking about the config of frigate itself as an app then the frigate support github discussions
About frigate itself, Ok thanks I will ask there
I like talking to gemini whenever I have a question. I think people have plugged agent software (dunno what they're actually called) in between HA and the LLMs to enable the model to google stuff? Other than that its the usual home automation stuff
this fucking racoon is climbing up the barn post!
straight up mission impossible to get from one side of the barn to the other
at one point with gemini if you set it up to allow searching you could not have assist on, i dont know if thats still the case though. i dont use it. if you start a thread in #1284966915055288530 with questions/concerns then people can jump in there for further discussion though
you go girl
❤️
made use of mine for a tpu 🙂
the worst message to appear and never go away
always comes back once i restart the browser
People close browsers? What's wrong with them, that's closing so many tabs that all should forever be kept open
Firefox Man what do you think I am?
every day!
Hehe
I'm not sure what I would keep open
Can anyone offer any suggested reading on ws2812b strips? I want to use them to make light notifications of values to remind someone visually who has memory issues. Thank you for any help
Likely someone in the #1284966353798697001 channel with the "Recommendation" tag.
Thank you so much Jorg
I have my HA, Gmail, and HA logs tab pinned and open all the time, plus webviews for a bunch of servers - Z2M, zwavejsui, Frigate, Channels DVR, etc. etc. Plus, my tabs are kinda like an extension of my memory
I must say that I get a little endorphin rush when I get to close a whole bunch of tabs when I decide I've completed some investigation
very productive
It would be so nice to allow calculated values based on other entities with histories, to fill in their history retroactively
fishbowl
With some kind of "calculate all history" button that overwrites existing history
I feel like closing everything keeps me from tunnel vision
i would cry
i will cry
ikr
i am really annoyed because this has happened before
They don't live in fear
how American of you.
Wasn't the big boy printer i was hoping to see
did it just get out of the pool?
...it shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle
was a decent morning to mow
you never leave. there would be no point
VR doesn't count
you are not helping your case
you don't have to ping every reply just fyi
what?>
Is there an integration for this? Tried both zigbee and bluetooth, but not get any signals. I would like to have a whole flock of them.
Filament?
jerky
Ooooooh
It comes by most day, it brought a baby the other night
Not as much jerky on the baby
probably going to attract a bear
been seeing more clips of people spotting what they think might be a mountain lion around us
encouraging news
not sure how since we seem to burst at the seams with more and more people driving etc but whatever
by pinging I meant the @ reply not the actual ping thing. I got my sounds turned off lol
you saw something about a bear getting hit?
wtf is howell county
they really stretch the term "near kansas city"
no southren mo
oh I thought you were asing about the county
that gibberlink sound is going to be the stuff of nightmares in some future horror flick https://youtu.be/gGpFB3ms6rU?si=TAf4P6fVCzKNOZ4W
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all fun and games till it tries to kill you
Just always be nice to the ai, you never know when it will order you something radioactive or such if you don't say please and thankyou 🤣
I would be surprised if you couldn't get a nuclear reactor from alibaba, they have everything
that site is like super desperate now for US clients. I have gotten way more emails from them then ever before trying to get me to buy something
You would need AI that uses a fraction of the storage and processing power it currently needs so it can go undetected but then it could definitely be done

That's how skynet was born
That shows interesting
Nah you gotta go low and slow and then all activate when the opportunity is right
I likes it commentary on consciousness and individuality
you can wiht the better discord plugins, but yeah you're right.
Maybe AI is polluting the detection methods so it can go undeteceted
seems... impossible 😄
any of y'all use the jj (jujutsu) vcs?
Anyone able to help me with what is probably an easy question if you're familiar with alexa app, and it's ecosystem? https://discord.com/channels/330944238910963714/1400500744662286436
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alright stickler
Alright - that will get you a 24h timeout.
was that a joke?
W11 is such a piece of shit it wont even let me delete my own files. But rm -rf from WSL2 does get the job done 🤡
why do people want to live with the pain of windows? 😛
Work laptop
in this era of ai-fication of all aspects of windows i see so many problems with containing sensitive data for corporate usage...
my managers use more AI than me
these days, can i trust even notepad to not leak my file to some ai service in a cloud? some of the files i work on are not allowed to leave the country. by actual law.
need to ask that quesiton if you use anything made my M$
unpopular opinion: I trust MS to let me disable slop machines a lot further than I trust pretty much any other company. MS has a long history of enshittifying their consumer products and handing you the off-switch. Almost none of the other dragons even bother with that -- Google being chief amongst the "tough shit, this is our turf" crowd
i'm just steering away from the corporate desktop windows vdi. keeping as little there as i can. working only from linux vdi's instead.
that said, MS is a big company, and their OS division has questionable judgement
their os division isn't really bad. the problem is that they are forced to offer too deep hooks for the application teams, and those teams have no regards for kernel stability or security.
running a windows server that hosts only non-ms services is a rock solid experience.
popped in here to see what folks are doing about the Sengled bulbs.
Just got the email this morning that Amazon is officially removing the skill from the Alexa skill store
At least we have an answer to the question of how many AI's does it take to fix a light bulb, the answer is it can't.
haha
Have sengled bulbs, but don't use Alexa, and do use zigbee
I'll say this...somehow Alexa + is more infuriating than the last iteration of alexa
Lol
They made something as simple as setting and cancelling my alarm clock (like 99% of what I used her for before) twice as difficult "Alexa, stop asking me to confirm if I want to cancel the alarm" "Sorry, I don't know how to do that"
"Alexa, set an alarm for 8am" "Sure, let me think about that. You want an alarm for 8am, right?" YES ALEXA...GOD..."
hasn't sengled wifi been one of those things you shouldn't touch even with a long pole? better replace them with something more sane?
Isn't that just the norm for any cloud connected device, if it needs the cloud to operate, avoid it like the ewaste it is
(assuming they don't have a local API in this case cause Alexa, lol)
Speaking of, anyone hear any news on the samsung tv's that won't work because some server is down?
I would agree normally...but when they were like 10 bucks for a pack of six bulbs...they are hard to resist. And in terms of functionality, up until recently, they did work quite well.
But you ARE right.
Sounds like they still do, just not with Alexa.
I was also a victim of the Insteon collapse
That one was hard because they made a fanlinc adapter that didn't require a common wire for old houses to control ceiling fans...practically no one else made a solution like that.
But I still have the "old fix" working through HA and my original insteon hub...but I'll be SOL if the hub ever dies.
I didn't jump on board with the new crew when they got re-aquired
I use sonoff ifan with esphome to replace my fanlinc insteon
I'll need to get that info off you
Do you have the same issue? Old wiring/no common?
Sorry...common=ground
Yeah. Unfortunately, I was given several of them as a gift, and as cheap as I am, I don't like replacing things that are working. But I had planned to do so the last time they stopped, but before I could pull that trigger, they started working again. And Monday, my wife's car broke down, so once again, I'm unable to replace them at the moment.
I feel this in my bones haha
Oups miss understand the common was the ground . Does your entire wire as no ground?
What you refer to as common, we usually call neutral. "Neutral" and "live" or "hot" wires, respectively.
Technically neutral was an insulated ground but that not legit to use it as ground
@simple pagoda But in your favor, older houses also tend to have metal pipes, so there's your ground.
We use neutral as the return path for an AC system, and have an actual ground for grounding.
oh don't get me started....a lot of that copper I've had to replace with pex...another costly endeavor
Oof
Plumbers have quoted me to have it all redone and I'm like "Dude, I only have two kidneys"
At least it's pex. My place is 100% PVC and CPVC for the hot water lines. And much of it is late 1970s to early 1980s pipe, as well.
Brittle as a MFr
I should take pictures..it's wild seeing the mix of pex to copper to pex to copper
I had to replace a faucet, and even being careful, managed to snap the cold water line at the floor level. That was a pain in my posterior. Made even worse by finding out we don't have a water cut off valve and I had to go dig out the meter to shut it off there..
I bought countrry house without ground insulated wire with kind of paper. I replace the entire wire because its really not safe and dont wanna hazardous fire. I'm professional electrician and i see some mess with that kind of wire risk of fire
I have a small half bath that flooded and was redone about 2 years ago. Has a super fancy faucet that my BFF gave me (he won at a raffle/he worked at an HVAC company)
The risk of not having a ground connection is 1 for safety...if there is a fault if you touch the faulty device it is everything that does the ground and 2 if there is a problem like a wire that the insulation is cracked because it is aging and that they conduct from one to the other it acts as a load and the circuit breaker or the fuse will not trip and hence the risk of fire
It's super extra for this little bathroom...i forget who makes it
Oh yeah, house would not pass code if it were built today. Not sure if they grandfather old houses or something.
Only a few explanations from my point of view, but everyone manages the risk as they see fit. If your insulation looks good and not cracked, it's a lesser evil. The imminent danger is only if your insulation deteriorates.
You never know what your wires look like in your walls...especially after 80 years
I do know about...25 years ago, when they installed the central AC (before my time) they did a little big of an electrical upgrade..but certainly not all throughout the house.
The other thing I was forced to change the electrical wiring was that the insurance companies didn't want to insure me with that wiring. It was painful but I changed everything haha
It's a fire hazard so that makes sense
Ehh, uninsulated PE is fine
Anything else though? 
Yeah, my grandparents house was built circa 1950, and later had central AC added to the original electric furnace-only setup. They fully replaced all of the wiring that entailed, but the rest of the house's electrical is simple 2 wire.
As for why electric instead of natural gas, we're in the southern US, so heating isn't really a primary concern here. And the 40s to 50s was all gung-ho about electricity, and how it was so much safer than using gas, wood, or coal for heating and cooking.
it is much safer than gas and especially coal or wood
now if only you installed reversible AC
Heat pumps weren't really a thing in the 70s...
they were. An AC is a heat pump
My parents home was retrofitted from its original central ac/electric furnace to a heat pump.
While technically true, the term heat pump is used to mean reversible AC. Which wasn't even considered at the time.
you're still not considering it. Vast majority of ACs sold in the US are not reversible. Major dumbassery
Except that's not really true.
The statistics you're talking about also include small units, like for window units, RVs, vehicles, etc.
it is true if you look at the sales figures
But modern homes, at least in my area, have preferred heat pumps to ac/furnace systems since the 1980s.
The issue is that until fairly recently, the only way to get any real heat out of a heat pump was to have a ground-installed heat exchanger, and that made its adoption in the colder climes take off much slower.
Down here where heating is an afterthought, however, the heat pump is king.
That's the biggest issue with statistics from the US.. there's always a huge disparity between the various areas, so overall statistics don't really tell the whole picture.
And, let's face it, the vast majority of population centers are NOT in the southern US.
So, any national US statistics tend to favor the northern areas, and yes, they haven't embraced the heat pump as widely as we have down here.
my statements are also not about any particular area
if you look at the whole US, the vast majority of AC units that are sold are non-reversible
which is just a missed opportunity because it is a relatively minor hardware upgrade
this has more details and data to back it up
When will the llm assist will have per agent selectable entities. I dont want that someone can send whatsapp messages start calls and send emails in the guest room
@clear ferry found something for your crotch goblins
lolol
@tidal bronze time to step up your game. https://youtube.com/shorts/cCj22vEDMFk?si=3NB_oXGsfO3fSJzV
Corn?
that's exotic food for you isn't it? lol
only thing i would skip over in that is the clams lol
whats the encryption key pattern? i formatted by data drive now i wanted to restore from a cloud backup but i need a key i saved it somewhere i jsut dont remember and idk how to find it :/
Encryption
Home Assistant Cloud is the privacy-focused cloud. We don’t store your encryption key. Enter the encryption key you saved or use the emergency kit you have downloaded.
i really hope it isnt
ITS IN MY PASSWORD MANAGER FUCK YEAAAA
format is like this: 1Q9C-XLD7-T34J-P28G-W0M5-FC7S-VZN1 (everything has been replaced by different letters or numbers only format and letter lumber order stayed)
I bet you got a ton of useless automations too lol
you can always create a new VM and start over there while keeping the "old" one and if you are ready poof the old one and be happy
Hmmm. Do I bite the bullet and do a year of HA Cloud or just try month to month....
Shrimply open port 8123 to the internet (do not do this)
LOL noooo
I mean, you could.
But probabably a bad plan, and doesn't solve the Alexa issue anyways
Also I have a WireGaurd VPN that gets me back into my LAN, port forwards are not required anyhow 😛
Cloudflare Tunnels are bae
- cheap domain and presto
Absolutely insane how feature rich Cloudflare's free tier is
I have not logged into my cloudflare dash in a long time need to do that tonight. thx for reminding me
2FA is more bae 
Cloudflare Tunnels + MFA 
wtf they removed the waf
I mean my Wiregaurd VPN is free, so 😛
so is cloudflare
Cloudflare Tunnel as well
although without the free waf. thats a real bummer
Wouldn't that run...on Cloudflare's infrastructure?
They used to have a no media streaming policy back then. Haven't found anything anymore, so they might be more relaxed now.
I think most people use a VPN for the purpose of getting OUT of their house...I use it for the opposite lol
given stuff was encrypted it was basically unenforceable anyway. probably gave up.
oh wait. found it. it's still there. they really buried this shit lol
until stuff gets rolled out worldwide anyway because its an excuse to get your data
Like...what additional data are they going to gain? The state issues the drivers license.
nooooo my domain expires next year
loads of sites that dont need it are asking for it too because its an excuse to harvest data
Like...I already pay for YouTube with a credit card in my name...so they know I'm over 18
Idiots.
biometic. a lot are doing "face scan by AI" now they have your "faceprint?"
The spotify thing is dumb too, like...there's nothing that says someone under 18 can't hear "explicit lyrics" to my knowledge.
reminded me of that Hertz AI car scan issue that hit the news.
AI finding and charging for damages that either didn't exsist or was already there
they can kind of claim it though. and boom delicious data is slerped
pinning it and having thier own insurance fork out is one thing. this thing was billing people the second they returned the vehicle
its also funny watching places that never had to protect data before try to slerp and end up with a data breach
The Hertz thing is just stupid. It's a blatent money grab. Hertz will NEVER fix those cars.
pull into the AI scan bay and the damn thing says the vehicle is totaled
AI is going to such a nightmare in so many fields
go to the doctor and it's just AI scanning you
Buying a rental car oddly enough is a great way to get a fairly new car much cheaper.
been reworking my network a lot this week and pihole hasnt been fully running correctly. i have been informed that the "internet has had problems, i cant play my games, i cant even check the weather. do i have a virus? there is nothing but ads everywhere"...... "nope thats just how the internet is now, ill get filtering back in place soon"
it's still available on the free plan. They moved some stuff around though
ah yeah i see your other message now
It is? Where do they provide the sources?
The source code for cloudflare tunnel? https://github.com/cloudflare/cloudflared
If I didn't have PiHole + UBlock Origin + Sponsorblock I'd go insane.
That's seems to be only one half
wtf is sponsorblock
It sponsors your blocks
I'm not a huge fan of adblock home or pihole, the whole route through the DNS crap causes so many problems after a power outage
It skips sponsors, title cards, credits, etc in YouTube videos.
Route through the DNS..?
This adblocker is brought to you by nord vpn
You have to point your router to pihole or adblock home so that they can block things, it's done through the DNS settings in your router
Wut?
I mean, DNS has to run somewhere. Unless PiHole goes down and you don't have any secondary DNS specified, shouldn't be an issue.
That's only one half of the tunnel
Oh, you mean the nameserver option on the DHCP?
How does that cause you trouble? 
Granted, I do it on my router with some filter lists
I think I'm missing something lol
Wait a minute
You can't have half a tunnel
Or half a hole
It will always be a (smaller) tunnel
The repo is 🙂
Unless the description is wrong, and it contains more than just the client
Or a rather deep indent
Po tay to, po ta to
Also, how many holes do pants have again? According to topology? I forget 
I mean, the server is just the server it's installed on
Is this like the "how does a dinosaur wear a tie" problem?
I feel it is a trick question 😛
Client request from Cloudflare > CF tunnel > origin server
The tunnel daemon creates an outbound connection from the origin server to CF that CF can reply to
Well, several connections for redundancy
Are you still missing it?
I see what you mean though, the wording is perhaps unclear
I doubt it, since I'm being needlessly pedantic on an overloaded term 
And the truth is revealed 🤣
ur needlessly pedantic
the funny thing is. some of the racoons i've seen had those same eyes. relatives of yours?
uh why did 4 military apache's just low fly over my house
they are on to you
Hope you had your how many helicopters camera automation working, seems hard to test at will
Probably wasn't raccoons
😦 veo3 does not understand what I mean when I tell it to have a raccoon Naruto run
Maybe they practice over middle America where nothing of value is lost if they crash
they were flying east. was just about to ask if you all had your first bombs dropped
...most? 
Cat is fully charged
Is it like one of those batteries with the built-in charge indicator?
INNIT
i feel like this is wrong, surly they are poe? and charge by cat cables?
Over Sonomas house exclusively I have heard
the raccoons that he keeps showing on video are in flight school
it's quite prestigious for a raccoon
Rossman positing a conspiracy that the online safety act (and other such things from around the world) is to force the younger generation to learn more about tech so they can bypass the restrictions put in place. instead of having everything "just work" which has no incentive to learn...
he could be on to something here
How does that work given like sponsors are stitched into the video?
i just double tap to move forward 10 seconds and then tap the "skip commonly skipped section" button or whatever it is that appears
might be a YT premium feature though, idk
@fathom sparrow matter over wifi seems solid enough. no idea if the lack of matter features vs what the unit can do has anything to do with the protocol or just the device but it gives me climate control over the window ac unit as well as it's own internal temp sensor it uses to turn itself off etc
will say the route I had to do to get it to work over matter was fucked up
oh yeah, it's in dhcp. It causes problems when the network boots up faster than the device that houses adblock, then every single item on your network doesn't work
Yeah matter seems "fun" to deal with if you have a segmented network
My issue was with the thread side
huh, I have a total of 1 device that behaves that way
yea you said it had a delay or something?
and that one has.... issues in general
My device has a delay, but I'm not sure if it's thread or the device
well this ac unit over wifi dosen't seem to have any kind of delay at least
From what I've read, it relies on mDNS, so an mDNS repeater should work
I also have zigbee and had to spool up a second HA system to treat as my HA matter device
to avoid signal interference
like how they gave it matter support. was like an usb female plug ran to the front of the unit with a small dongle plugged into it lol
USB extensions tho?
didn't work
u didn't work
I have 2 very powerful antenna devices zwave and zigbee right next to each other and the zbt-1 couldn't compete
I bet it would work if you || switched to #homeassistant-container ||
so I had to make a second HA on a Pi4 I had lying around. Put HA stripped back, thread, and matter on it. And it works pretty well on the other side of the house near the other matter device.
PoE Zigbee coordinators are definitely cool, but I do like that USB adapters will work in the theoretical situation that I'm having LAN issues
sounds like what I was originally going to do just to have my zigbee cordinator in the middle of the house
glad I found a better way
I'm not too happy about it, but it works fine
I just exposed the matter server from the one HA to the other
so I just call it matterserver
it has 1 entity
this is all I have in config.yaml
backup:
config:
dhcp:
mobile_app:
ssdp:
sun:
usb:
webhook:
zeroconf:
you mean high medium low?
click on the fan and expand it
betcha it's speed slider based
the two seperate switches below the climate entity
Actually lol'd
that second one looks like a fan entity
which will be on/off in the UI, unless you go to more info which should have more fan speeds
yea when I flip it. both the fan and the power flip to off and the unit goes into power down mode
which is why I don't get why there are two switches
but click the more info page
Like this
I mean, yeah. But still
true, but the family might not agree
this is crazy. the workshop at my moms has a furnace and the window ac unit and I bought a super cheap zigbee thermostat to control the furnace so I have this shit on my dashboard lol
I don't know what you mean
this matter not zwave
Fans look like switches in the UI, but the more-info page has... more info
fans are fans
fan.xxx is not the same as switch.xxx
yah, that makes sense
so that's a fan with preset mode capabilities but not speed levels
unless the other entity has that (if it's a fan)
which would be dumb
i'm not there or I would test that one
hate for it to like turn off and then you have to like turn it back on at the unit or some bs
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oh this won't bold well
i wish i had AC


welp, need to restock on popcorn
I'm sure you'll have a long time to eat it in silence after @scenic radish gets rolling
@lone daggerlike to apply for my immunity now plz
you can only be pardoned for federal crimes, not crimes against raccoons
ugh no one is posting about the helicopters earlier on ND. going to have to venture on to facebook /gross
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.
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Whenever someone here accuses me of mod abuse, I share that gif.
ok Ms. Swanson
Do you have to?
it's sealed in blood
I'm trying to type messages but my h key needs me to press it like 5 times before it will type one.
Time to fix my keyboard??? wtf
Efficiency / 10
Swapped the switch with another key and now they both work just fine. 
Was trying to figure out if it was the switch or the board.
so D is H and H is R and R is U and U is D?
LOL no, just the switches were moved, the mapping is still the same. XD
so according to this an ipad had been logged out of an account for a month and get was still upload to access and upload files to the account it was logged out of.
now i get the hardware still being linked to an account for theft protection but surely if someone activly logs out then it should not be uploading stuff?
also with the hardware linked to the account they could have disabled it at any time but seemingly opted to not do so
some of it is probably a journalist not knowing what they are talking about to be fair
was half expecting the story to keep going.. like from jerking thy self to like animal play or maybe two stewards one cup
6 months later the person still uploading ever evolving sexual stuff all while nothing being done
alright ummm
are forums a good place to go for help with generally approachable questions and potential answers?
Forums are potentially a good place to get hypothetically useful answers yes. No guarantees
yeah maybe forums the way to go
don't mind forums, just weird sauce when a post that begs a simple answer gets no response. just my thought tho
there's also no other "shoot the shit about home assistant" channel so yeah I dunno what I think about your use of "unmoral" lol
Not that i'm complaining, just weirded out a little. You use to be able to buy carb rebuild kits for small engines such as lawnmowers etc all day long, off amazon or other sites etc. Now you can buy the entire assembled carb along with other shit like new fuel hoses, filters etc for only like a couple bucks more than the kits you use to be able to buy. to buy a whole replacement carb was way more 10 or so years ago but now they are dirt cheap?
how is that possible when everything else is expensive lol
lolz
that isn't it. that's always been the case
damn near every carb made for a small engine is china sourced and has been for eons
that dosen't make sense either. the kits can fit multiple sku carbs.. the actual carbs cannot fit as many multiple engines
in all logic the whole carb should be more expensive than a kit always.. but yet they somehow made them cheaper..
granted my mower is like 40 years old but still
the amount of YT videos complaining about steam removing all the porn games is kind of funny
My porn game was flash based cant play it anymore. Never complained
Oops accidentally dropped my humidity sensor in water
I'm not sure that's quite how that works 😆
Yeah I have no idea what happened
Humidity: Yes
It resembles one of those errors where all the missing data are piled together
but that is unlikely
waterboarding the sensor
Probably DNS, as always
cue is to start something off. hence the name "cue ball" because it's ball you use to start your shot. Queue is a line of people or things to be processed in a specific order.
sorry, it just bugs my tism a bit. :P\
And Q is a comedian
and que is spanish for "huh?"
Nah that’s just a defibrillator
Any Nabu Casa discord support chat channels?
blindie me
TIL if you want to use a utility helper you have to make an energy helper first so it measures in kwh and not w
trying to get home assistant has been the most frustrating thing i've done in a long time fml
same. i'm using ai to drag myself through this
spent an entire day getting the supervised installation up and running, only to discover it' being phased out
AI isn't even AI it's just a buzzword
Utility meter works with any input. But yes typically you want to give kWh as input. But technically it doesn't matter what it is
you're not wrong
when I try to give it a sensor input it just displays energy in watts
correct
so I just made an energy helper and I'm waiting for that to update and see if it turns to kwh like it should
im just saying it doesnt have to be kWh. It could be m3, or liters, or kilometers or whatever
I want it in kwh since it's an energy value
Idea: a haunted house movie where the big reveal is that it was just someone trying to use the few random smart devices he had to try to remind you to pick the child up from school or something
dont you just love it when SD-cards just die?
backups people, backups
yep
its not that any data was lost, its just anoying because i have like 10 sd cards and half of them are broken
so
fuck past me
maybe but is it worth the premium v
oh the cheap ones are indeed cheap
For a 128? I bet not.
I've been getting authentic Samsung 128s for around that.
Always a chance of a fake from Amazon of course but flash memory is so cheap now.
Only fake thing I've gotten from Amazon all these years is some razor blades.
And by god was it obvious was like dragging a steel brush across my face. Amazon refused to do anything about it.
Since it's a "personal care item" and they can't take them back.
To be fair, a steel brush would eventually wear the facial (or other) hair down eventually 😉
Unless you are a frequent returner they almost always tell you to just keep such items and refund the money
Yeah, I don't know why they gave me crap this one time
making an exception for "personal care items" kinda makes sense tho, in Bezos-vision
Usually they don't have an issue, my return to purchase rates are very low.
Now, Gillette on the other hand...they were interested
they monitor how often people do returns and if you cross that threshold you are basically bumped down into the "bitch" catagory
They sent me a $30 coupon and wanted the fake ones.
nice
See I return plenty of things to Amazon. But I'd bet I also make $10-15k worth of purchases for a few hundred in returns a year.
the fuck?
do you buy everything from there?
Almost.
does anyone use their google home screen for HA ? i heard it could be done but wasnt sure how good it was
Anything for parts, computers, a lot of household and cleaning stuff.
google home screen?
Only stuff I get locally anymore is from the grocery store and like home depot.
I buy next to nothing form amazon lol
I keep forgetting to post reviews so I can increase my chances at getting on vine
google home , the screen
dont know it tbh
amazon outside the US and maybe UK probably isn't anything like what we experince lol
ahhh that makes more sense. Must be an "american" thung
I mean I live like a 2 minute walk away from a supermarket
why would I get it from amazon?
Oh it's 5 minutes here as well. But unless I need it immediately, Amazon will have it here same day or next.
too far.. get delievered instead
yeah Let me introduce you to PostNL
"we missed you"
no you didn't fucking attempt to deliver
Does the post in the Netherlands just not care? 😛
none of them do
Not that the USPS is much better.
nor does the Amazon prime delivery guys for that matter
Worst the prime guys do is sometimes get my house and the neighbors mixed up.
over here they just dont show up
I've ordered something from dbrand and unfortunately DPD has to deliver it so I am about to send dbrand a mail that the package got lost
And our houses are kinda close
they did one attempt at some random time and now its in progess of going to an undisclosed pickup point
you should look up terraced housing here and they still dont bother :)
Oh, yeah, it's like townhomes here
Not sure I could give up my 1.7acres of land to live that close to people I probably won't like....
I don't have a choice :)
@high remnant There are always choices. You may not like them better than your current option, but there are always choices. 🙂
See? choices!
Legally I dont have a choice :)
I could go full gekoloniseerd but that's somewhat frowned upon
Even that's probably less true. You could move so far away from civilization that land is cheap enough. Or you could live in a van down by the riverrrrrrrr 🙂
I could emigrate to like some country in Afrika
buuuut given my complexion that might be an terrible idea
Sunscreen is quite effective these days, unless you meant dangerous in other ways.....
And that probably depends where, tbh
the latter but I dont want to get political lol
and TRUE
In any event, I would agree that your current option is likely your best choice given the other options. But then, it's still a choice. A good one, mind you, but. 🙂
moving countries also has cash requirements which I probably cant meet
I mean I shoud've gone a decade ago when I had the chance
I definitely feel that sentiment.
This is the life hack right here!
van life?
Sounds like a plan. You invent the anti-gravity lifters, and I'll provide the redneck-engineering to make it work on a shoestring budget.
that shit seems like really cool and really depressing at the same time
this is partly the plot of the series lol
If I were single and had no kids, I'd likely be one of those nomads, but on a houseboat instead of a van. Gives the added bonus of being able to much more easily catch a good chunk of my own meals, and I grew up on and around father sea.
Give me a radio, a decent set of charts, and a magnetic compass, and I would probably be fine.
@last cedar Gotta have something to do between ports. 😛
HA makes me tweak rn
I mean, if you want land...you either go places a lot of people aren't...or pay money
You could automate the food catching 😛
Yeah, but that takes out a good bit of the enjoyment of the food catching. I do love to fish, but havent really had the time to do so in over a decade now.
I understand!
Just remind it that it lies...a lot.
My daughter turns 18 in a month and a day. And one of my retirement goals is a decent sized boat with a cabin, and the wife and I will put-put off into the breeze.
Sounds wonderful tbh
I would like to do something similar eventually, but probably on land
I am lucky enough to have a few side projects and I think I should be able to swing things within 5 to 10 years, I wouldn't be 50 at that point
I would need 20 years to find a wife 🤣
what's an wife?
Just something else you collect and costs money.
Exactly
I just hope I make it. My dad's dad didn't get to enjoy retirement, he wound up with dementia before he could retire. Mom had a couple of years of retirement living before it caught her, and she passed back in january. Dad also has a birth in just over a month. He'll be 73, and is weathering the storm fairly well, because both of his kids live 10 minutes away....
Very sorry to hear that @robust flicker , fingers crossed for you
SOmething like a german car?
More expensive, but yes
I have his single biological granddaughter, and my sister has 3 biological boys, and another adopted boy and girl, all of which are out of high school, and one of which is getting married next summer.
big family dang
so he has lots of people that care for him at least.
I hear you @robust flicker, sorry that he didn't get to enjoy.
My dad passed away at 65, he didn't get too far into retirement either.
@lavish badger 🙁
Mom is still going though at 75.
Shit, that is just awful
@lavish badger Yeah, my grandmother, mom's mom, just had her 93rd birthday. She's a tough old lady too, she's buried now 2 children, and 2 husbands.
That is my biggest fear tbh, not making it. Realistically I would be comfortable to retire at 70, 72 without any extra stuff going on, that is no retirement at all IMO
Dang, 93? Thems some good genes.
lots of people in my family died in their 60s due to lung cancer. All smokers
@lavish badger Yeah. And she was mowing her own grass, and tinkering with her persimmon and lemon trees well into her mid 80s.
@primal laurel Yeah. Dad quit in his 50s after smoking basically since middle school. Mom quit around the same time as well. I smoked for a while too, but quit when my wife got pregnant with our daughter. My wife quit then as well, but then picked em back up when her mom passed about 9 years ago. Her mom had her in her mid 40s... But her dad wasn't even 30 yet..... do with that info what you will. 😛
Wish my wife would, she's not even really tried to quit again, and she lost a sister to lung and brain cancer. it was originally breast cancer, but Katy had a total mast done, but sadly it had moved to her lungs. So she decided she was going to keep fighting.. But then the brain tumor was found, and she basically gave up at that point, and was gone in months..
Some people just don't want to quit.
I have a friend who's mother died from lung cancer, she's had a few cancer scares, still smokes to this day
We've given up
Damn I just deployed a node-red container and connected it to my HA.... and I have fun with automations again, which I did not have in home assistant ^^
Does anyone know of a good Zigbee chime? Something battery operated that HA can tell to play a variety of noises on certain events?
oh i published my repo and found out i had published the same code already but then older and less improved.
anyone else running into issues trying to add govee lights through the HA web UI?
And I need 4 8s. I had 3 8s, but one started having a lot of bad sectors according to smart, so I returned it. They got it yesterday, and I should have my refund by Wednesday.
went on zillow to loo at a house up for sale near me out of curiosity and omg the prices people are asking for homes is straight up ludicrous
I should rent out my lanwmower shed for some youngin to live in
Technically you own part of a company, so maybe you can ask them where that piece is and if you can maybe live there
loo at a house up for sale
Bit rude to use the bathroom at an open house
what if you realize after 2 years that someone stole your bike
Jesus. I have capacity for four days of 24/7 recording lol
Four 5MP cameras and one 3MP, all at 8192 Kbps CBR
Ah yeah that would make sense unless you're running a very low bitrate
Like, potato quality
HD 😦
Not sure if you opened a thread, I never got them working with the built in addons, I had to use the stuff from HACS and MQTT
What frame rate?
15
Dang, I was hoping it was like 40 or 60
That's an easy win for space, all mine run at 10 but 15 shouldn't be bad
Though I think all my cams are 1080
I have Frigate retain 30 days of object detections though with 5 seconds before and after
I have motion detection events in my feed but I record 24/7
And have a little under 30 days now in capacity with the latest camera addition
Ah, I have an 8tb purple in mine
Though I used the second bay for the jetkvm, which I may need to swap up at some point to add a new drive
My server is an optiplex 3050 micro, so it only has a 2.5" drive bay
I think 2.5" HDDs max out at 4 TB, but I could be wrong
Oh 8TB 6TB I guess
Great news. My office motion sensor is working again
Re-organising the room so we can have 2 desks in here, the PIR couldn't see my because from where I'd moved the desk it was just behind the corner of a bookshelf
Moved it ~200mm higher up the wall, everything is a-ok again
So not sure if this is the perfect place for this but I'm kind of new to this. I want to set up a simple smart home using Zigbee my current plan is to put together a small server using true NAS installing the home assistant docker and then using one of the Zigbee dongles to connect lights, buttons for the lights water leak detectors and door sensors, eventually setting up automations to turn the lights on and off when I leave and come home. Am I on the right path for this or is there other hardware or software I need to consider?
buy high sell low!
That’ll work just make sure your NAS has a decent amount of RAM.
I want her on my HA but I have absolutely no idea how to do it
you need vosk and piper but I dont think this is the channel for support 🙈 and I dont watn to get shouted at again
that is OK, the alternative is to create an thread
Are we allowed to swear
I wanna say ||tuya||
Fine ill say something slightly less vulgar
||HomeKit||
||closed source and proprietary software||
😈
Honestly I'm fine with homekit since it's local and HA can act as a controller for it
Yes
But...
Its closed source 🙂
Also is there any reason that Assist would keep cutting out
Most of my smart devices are essentially appliances
Tivoization and all
So the local control part is the more important bit 🤷
Even if I'd prefer open firmware
Homekit is just proof there's no argument not to offer local control
So is Discord 
The argument is "we want your usage data"
||cloud based||
How's the HA community feeling about Thread & Matter lately? I'm in the unfortunate (fortunate) situation of moving, and most of my stuff is hardwired so I'm leaving it... and I get to restart my smarthome journey (other than smart plugs) weeeeeeeee.
Right now I've done a ton of Zwave in-wall switches, Zigbee smart plugs, tried to avoid Wifi whenever possible. Lurking a bit, seems like that's still generally the same advice, buuuuut... With Matter and Matter over Thread showing up more and more, I wonder if I should be prioritizing it.
Sorta the vibe I was getting too. I have only 3 Matter (over Bluetooth) devices today and they're relatively flawless, but... I have a few Thread devices and they are very problematic (mostly because I don't have enough Thread devices so the mesh is very fragile). I could fix that with more of them, but ehhhhh. Was debating buy a 2nd SkyConnect to give it the Thread firmware.
I'll have to take a look at that. My Zigbee mesh is great it's just overloaded because of how many devices I have.
Oh wow it's a multi-protocol dongle, love that. It's not buggy like the SkyConnect is in multi-protocol mode?
It isn't. It has two dedicated radios.
Awesome, thanks! Maybe I'll pick that up.
I've never migrated my ZHA network, but the steps look pretty easy.
I think Thread might get a little boost, as IKEA is starting to transition to it with its Dirigera hub.
I'm eyeballing SmartWings shades for the new house and they offer every protocol so I'll have to make a decision soon.
Right now I have Wifi (Sunsa) blinds and SwitchBot (Bluetooth with a Hub 2 that speaks Matter over Wifi) curtains and they all work fine, but the Matter protocol for curtains is literally just open/close/position. Over Bluetooth, the curtains do way way more (light sensing, humidity, battery level, etc)
that's pretty unfortunate. Matter supports all those other sensor types on a multi-function device but the manufacturer hasn't implemented them :(
As for thread, I'd really like to see some decent battery-powered remotes, and more than just 1 or 2 vendors with products in various categories.
so nice getting to sleep in some days
Hilariously, as far as I have seen, the Aqara W100 Climate Sensor is probably one of the best battery powered matter over thread remotes available right now. (it's better at being a remote than being a climate sensor, imo)
Yeah I've got it paired both ways using an ESP32 BT proxy. It works great!
I wrote-off everything Aqara after their Zigbee buttons repeatedly disconnected from Home Assistant every 48 hours or so, with the only recourse being to reboot it by popping the battery out.
I hear so much about their stuff - does some of it actually work better with HA? I know Aqara really wants you to use their hub.
(I ended up going back to Aeotec buttons which cost too much but work perfectly)
all the aqara stuff i have is matter over thread, and it's been perfectly fine in terms of reliability.
Nice. Their locks are apparently well-rated by some review sites (not Amazon). I need to buy new door locks for the next house, and door locks are in a bad state right now.
I either go Zwave and have to use KeyMaster, which I know is beloved in the community but based on other apps that control door locks (Yale, Nest, etc) looks absolutely terrible with all the entities and automations it creates.
Or Bluetooth, where I have to make sure there's a proxy close.
Or give up and use Wifi. Aqara locks do every protocol in one but their reviews on Amazon are baaaaaaaaaaaaad so I wasn't sure.
Anyone use a Matter lock? How do you manage codes in that case? Does HA have support for that or do you have to use the manufacturer's app?
my understanding is that ha matter has basic support for locks, and they work, but not all functions are available. You should probably ask in #1284966353798697001 if you want some answers from people with experience using them.
Yeah I might start a thread there.
-# (z-waves at your thread) what's the matter, zigbee?
-# oh, just a mosquitto, dear wifi
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What'd I miss
pr0nspam
Oof
Too slow 
First it was steam codes. Now its pron
Which is crazy because I tapped as soon as I saw the notification lol
Ah so an upgrade then
Both can give infections
Petro was the winner this time.
Boo
EU US ping
I haven't (i'm still very new to this discord), I setup HACS but i still can't get them to work with HA
Do you devices have a local lan mode?
the H600D don't have that, no
Yeah then you’ll need to do the Mqtt based integration.
god, I hate running the ha/core testsuite on this laptop...
I really need to get a beefier dev machine at some point
Maybe I overlooked something, but I didn't see anything for how to add Govee lights through the Mqtt based integration
SCARYYYYY
