#the-water-cooler
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because I am not going to use their trash app shit for more than the bare minimum time required..
& it seems like a few people have cracked away at similar things but not this exact same one
then you can do some smart controls
yup.
I mean I could bodge it on via infrared too but
.... nah that doesn't involve doing a bit of work to reverse their protocol and my oscilloscope.. 😛
infrared sucks because you run into desync
get that shield off already and lets see whats happening under it
or just replace it with my own esp since that board is 5v, rx, tx, gnd outputs
I put an esp in mine, mitsubishi
Aciq brand.
but some guy sold DIY modules specifically for my model
so.. generic-ish chinese.
I have some of those I'm assembling for someones house actually.
😛
but this doesnt use a onewire with low voltage between the outdoor and indoor units
well it may
but the onewire is.. right next to the AC power for the indoor unit so
unsure how exactly it works I doubt its the same linbus protocol
(which is what the mitsubishi ones use, seemingly)
unless the outdoor unit is sending.. rectified voltage to the indoor unit.. maaaybe.. hm
gotta be careful with some of these esp implementations sometimes.
"isolation? why bother just reference stuff to neutral..."
i get it in smart plugs where you have limited space, and a price point to hit. but when people do it on bigger stuff its just fuckery
I'm assuming currently (will test later) that the 5v rail for the control circuit is isolated.
yeah, and shellys warn you about it on their debug/flash interface 😛
oh that's cool
Tho its not terribly expensive to get a cheap low-power/low-speed USB isolator
yeah basically all of them say it
unsurprisingly.. because fitting an isolating transformer in those tiny bastards would probably be.. rather difficult
yeah, plus heat and interference etc...
With that attitiude it will be 😉
I mean... they already sell for like
reasonable prices..
and dont cloud scumbag you
and etc..
plus the option of UL certified ones too.. again not something that is cheap 😄
these units will already have an onboard header for their own 'smart' module. That's what I use but with a DIY module instead
this what it looks like?
for me it was just this
https://github.com/FOSV/Fuji-Atom-Interface
baasde off this thing.
Hey I just got HA running today. If I have a 2nd address I wanna configure. Is it possible to do it thru HA on my server at a different location?
Thanks
damn evil Norwegians getting called out! @clear ferry https://youtube.com/shorts/eZLkZEGNBV0?si=yOTDNl8SUOM_w9HO
ill just vibe code it
Ask this guy how that's going:
https://xcancel.com/jasonlk/status/1946069562723897802#m
I doubt it would help you anyway
i wouldnt be surprised if we all learn in a year or two that llm's did quietly kill the cobol pension career path
somehow 70 year old if and statements scare me less than far more intelligent ones
oh, no. not my 1337 mad c0b01 coding skills i had planned to fall back on!
nah. i haven't touched cobol since... 1982 i think?
lol yeah ik. it's a meme with the kids tho. im a kid by comparison, only cut my teeth in admin in 2009ish, and so happened to be on AIX and other adjacent stuff. so lots of sympathy and jokes from that time about it
but then like schools started making courses and stuff. kids seriously thought they could go get a boring but solid white collar job like being an accountant
that is just common sense being loud
aix is definitely an aquired taste. definitely good, but quirky. ncd (x terminal maker) actually wanted my recipe for getting smit to work on their terminals. 😄
ill be real im AIs biggest skeptic and luddite, but instead of going to bed at a reaosnable time tonight i got intoxicated and made it write pyqt code until i liked the interface
aix was sweet in retrospect, but i was a fresh college grad. could have been a death sentence in my eyes at that time
think about the fun little in between space aix lived in
victim of its own success
ibm had some serious infighting problems between their various product lines back then
picture me, 21 year old nerd but not like - enterprise server tech nerd - trying to figure out how i learned powerpc as fast as possible
it took like 3 people to convince me id never see one in person
i guess now if you have a college education and are even considering a career in tech youd know cloud basics and so on
one of the biggest software porting challenges of my younger self was to port fortran code from aix on ibm rt to aix on ibm rs/6000. 😄
bless your...wait what heart are you on now?
yeah working in the ibm software space early in my career, def owe you at least a beer for things even half working
its weird i work a million miles away from that realm now, conceptually. and i have the random self-teaching sec+ types and so on at clients or at social events or whatever, ask, how do you move from ths to that, or up or whatever? and nobody wants to hear that being in the right place at the right time wokring on the worst god damn software imaginable is the answer
fuck IBM. sorry had to be said.
who tf writes unix device drivers for their hardware in fortran? and then use every quirky fortran extension available on that particular unix dialect?
like declaring your loop counters as "32 bit boolean"
like to see a modern ship last that long underwater lol
btw dont forget to charge y o u r work laptops...wait youre probably all euros and already "at work"
Don't say such blasphemy! It is unsinkable!
-# Except when it isn't.
I just lost an hour of my life because I was using the incorrect creds to login to pbs
#1396520629867380766 message can someone tell me the way to fix this please
I;m sorry I mis twitter where I can just shout into the void
dont worry this channel has about the same information density
give it root access and let it manager your server for you
what could possible go wrong
@bright marsh Use the correct channels or threads for your messages. If there's a better place for the current conversation then use it, and don't post or link to the same thing in multiple places. Also check the description in each channel before posting, as extended rules may exist for that channel.
@bright marsh Stop linking it here.
its not vastly different from what i do
I'm just waiting for someone from r/selfhosted to post "help my llm has root access and locked me out of my server"
"It has created a botnet that posts Ai-Slop, will this be a problem with my ISP?"
That has likely already happened
Especially now agent mode is becoming more available
Happened to dishwashers lol
Meanwhile, I'm still rocking a nearly decade old 50" 1080p TV in the living room, and have two 42" 1080p LCDs in the master bedroom. One of which is being used a computer monitor. So my old, blind ASCII can see.
near sighted?
Nice. I did have a nice ultra wide 34 curved QHD monitor for my home system back when I was truck driving. Came home one weekend, and the whole right side of it was just white snow. 2 months out of warranty, too. :/
More like just pure white. Like someone put a white piece of paper over it on that side
That was 2 or 3 years ago now
I was hopeful it was a bad cable, but it even covered up the monitor's own OSD menu, which is generated by the monitor itself . So not the cable. :/
hmm, odd
my best monitor is a 27 inch 4k gsync model from asus
almost 10 years old now, still working perfectly
Well that’s just wonderful.
Anyone know if this means a full removal of the free plan or if this second paragraph is a replacement of it? It’s pretty vaguely worded
if 'free limited trial package' is basically a limited free access API, then yes you lose that
this can happen to any free cloud API you use btw. Should hardly come as a surprise anymore given how often it has happened
it's also a tactic to get paying customers
nah I am not that stupid. I am trying to set up Traefik using purly chatgpt and its the most infurating thing I have done in a while. Its just making a right mess of just about everything 🤣
soo
I am not afraid of being replaced by AI
The problem is always DNS
Yesn't
cannot get ACME client cloudflare: some credentials information are missing: CLOUDFLARE_API_KEY or some credentials information are missing: CLOUDFLARE_DNS_API_TOKEN
I know how to fix it
but seeing an LLM just throw sht at the wall is also fun
it is fun to experiment with it. I will ask the AI to write a plotting function for me that does a certain thing. Like I will just go continue doing something useful instead
I really hate writing plotting functions
Sometimes it works really well sometimes it just gets confused and doesn't know how to fix it.
this isn't completely useless as we -as an company- want to intergrate AI
so 🤷♂️
🤣
well I have asked it to create me an config so I can proxy foo.<domain> to 192.168.3.8 using Traefik. ITs just a complete mess
What does that do
Yeah that seems insanely overkill
someone is minding their business walking on the sidewalk
HOW DARE THEY
It's cool tech. I don't know what I would really use it for
But what do people actually use it for? Knowing what shirt people wear isn't that useful
don't poke fun at @tidal bronze notification setup
I wouldn't be shocked if his camera notifications didn't tell him what color and consistency of the poop that comes out his dog's rear end while in the yard.
Those electro shock collars for dogs with an ESP might be an alternative to TTS and lamp colors. If you do something HA doesn't want you to do, you get shocked.
To say the least
I really want to move to traefik but it somehow borks the TLS request for one specific domain
I don't get it
0 error logging too
oh it has a valid cert but it just provides me the incorrect one
the fuck>
the funniest thing just happened. I re-added a nest camera to my google home app and now its mislabaled. its having an identity crisis. the support agent on the line is currently very confused
I was at IBM in 2009 and the infighting was definitely still a thing, haha
yeah, I don't need a description of a photo in a notification.. just show me the photo. I'll use the best image recognition system out there on it, the human brain :P At most, having simple descriptions that can trigger automations is nice, but like you said, all my cameras already have that built in.
Hey, that UPS guy is out of uniform!
your fault clearly. 😛
i guess but i dont get it
its a configuration and all..
I know that, the config is not different from the other ones.... so I dont get it
I haven't seen this behaviour for other domains
It is always DNS...
I though that too but its resolving to the correct server
so
I mean I can share the config in a bit
the strength of the LLM is to recognize things you haven't explicitly trained a model for but would like to know about. Cameras can recognize some simple stuff, but 1. they suck at it 2. it's a discrete set and can't be extended
white faces*
To be faaiuuh, recognizing specific people can be useful
your camera can be trained to recognize new faces?
you don't get to decide what other people care about though
frigate is basically llmvision
unless you're rich*
llmvision essentially extends whatever frigate is doing with something that can interpret the tokens
its really not that different
in fact I wouldn't be surprised if frigate will add its own llm plugin soon
probably has one already?
im not bothered by that
you don't get to decide what other people care about though
so you let frigate do it for you? how did you train frigate?
im just going to repeat this point: #the-water-cooler message
the strength is that you dont have to retrain
so you can't actually recognize new things
i mean you can..
well, that would require training
The base model in Frigate+ has now been updated to 2025.2. All model requests going forward will use this version. If you have a pending model request, it has automatically been updated to use 2025.2.
In this release, sampling was focused on incorporating new labels (kangaroo, skunk, school bus, canada post, and royal mail) and adding additional examples for underrepresented labels. These new labels still have relatively few examples, and performance will improve as more examples are incorporated.
I am also working to incorporate YOLOv9 as an available model type since it is supported by most hardware in the upcoming Frigate 0.16 release currently in beta. Unless I run into significant barriers, I plan to release it sometime before the next base model in the fall.
it adds new stuff over time.. 😛
yeah new objects. I meant more like, unique faces
no but it does mean you can kill them off in an episode of star trek. /s
rename the tag for unknown people
'that_motherfucker'
you consider only that usecase. I think being able to recognize very specific things without having to do any retraining can be very useful, especially for the tech illiterate
the tech illiterate aren't going to manually tie anything to an LLm
they're going to pay an exorbitatnt fee to ring for that service.
nah that's going to be a cloud service 100%
and even then
it may just be cheaper for amazon to...
🙃
there were some nice example in the reddit post I shared that absolutely you couldn't do with frigate
I think they were basically training the model in this case...
About 700 of every 1,000 Just Walk Out sales had to be reviewed by Amazon's team in India in 2022, according to The Information. Internally, Amazon wanted just 50 out of every 1,000 sales to get a manual check, according to the report.
uhuh. suuuuure
it says in the article they were training
An Amazon spokesperson disputed that claim in a statement to Business Insider, saying that the team in India mostly helps train the model that the company used for Just Walk Out.
"Associates may also validate a small minority of shopping visits where our computer vision technology cannot determine with complete confidence an individual's purchases," the spokesperson said.
i see you're the most incredulous rube on the planet
if you believe what amazon says is the "validating a small minority"
is 700 of 1000
idk what that means but okay
im not going to defend amazon
just noting that they would have to gather training data for this to work
it's a shit concept that other companies have tried, here as well with albert heijn
they also closed those stores
everything is self check out now with random checks
which boomers are incapable of using and should be fucking banned from being allowed near them*
not here
or claimed theft at least*
I haven't used a cash register in yeaaaaaaaaaaars
ah yes the company that loves to make sure to pay so poorly a good chunk of their employees are on food stamps!
stupid
should just require a license to use them
license requirements: you've worked retail in this fucking decade.
stop[&shop's guns just.. randomly decides occasionalaly to spot check you at registers. 🤷♂️
I love self checkout. Pack my bags while shopping, no queues, just pay and leave
"er komt iemand naar je toe om je aankoop te controleren"
that's common in rush hour but outside rush hour you need to go through the gate anyway so there aren't many checks
it really depends on a whole boat of variabels
but I quit going to a specifc brand of supermarkets because I grew tired of the checks
has to be AHHHHHHHHHHeijn
Not sure who recommended traefik but I just don't like it. its such a hassle to get working properly
I dont feel like migrating 20 internal services through this hell
yea if it works lol
that was the main reason I tried traefik
same but at random times it just breaks. Like: you delete an host and it decides that only half of the files need deletion so it breaks
stuff like that gets irritating
but its just not worth it for me to suffer through with traefik
I mean it works good if its docker related but anything else fuuuck me
I use NPM+ which is the newer fork
HA I tried it so many times LA went down https://letsencrypt.status.io/
Support for Let's Encrypt services is community-based and information on current status and outages can be found at: https://community.letsencrypt.org
so you pretty much just go to walmart? not too many more stores out there that have self check outs
he probably means self-checkouts only
Pretty much everywhere I shop has self-checkouts, and they're adding them rather than removing
So you like people?
I hate people. Self checkout FTW
which makes no sense with the amount of grab and goes you all get
lol amazon?
a lot of people talk about 'you people' without experiencing us
Home Depot completely restructured the checkout area to accommodate more self checkouts
So did target
So did the supermarket
The real question is, as a hater of people should the stores monetize that feeling by charging you more to use self check out or less to work with a human
not seen much of a change with ours
it's coming. just like the added charge of just using a credit card
Change down deep in middle earth? You got jokes?
It's all in the noise. I don't care about small change
don't be jelly
ours just changed last month, it was super jarring as I had gone there the day before and it was standard human checkout, then I went the next morning and it had been fully changed over.
You guys at least have this right?
Sucks for cards with no raised numbers
they better not-- those things will fuck you up as a store owner if any of the carbon copys get stolen
Which is like all of them now
haven't seen one in some time. but yea.. there has to be at least mom & pop store left around here that has one of those
Gotta write everything out by hand
ka-CHUNK
They come out when the power or internet are out
checks? never seen one here
that's not a check
That's not a check
oh
you own me a coke Rob
You gotta have liquid for checks
it's nto a check
Carbon paper for card imprint
you gotta be in the US for checks
current workforce's kryptonite
I haven't had checks in like....27 years?
Debit does not work for everything you know.
I have used cashiers checks I guess, but that's not really the same
it does
run into an issue with that chip implanted in your forehead not working? lol
but you gotta make sure you have your bank limits and protections setup right
I doubt that. Ever done a 150k debit transaction?
Stefan does debit have the same protections as a CC in Norwayland
did 30k last week for a car with the old man
psht who hasn't, call me when you get a call from the US Treasury for a debit purchase
-# for legal reasons, this is a joke
There's always a place for a check. Even though not used that much, push come to shove shit works.
I see I can do up to 250k on my card in one day
yea I still write checks every now and then
shit doesnt work here because nobody accepts that
I just hate the waiting for them to clear, like literally hate it. That's why I use a cashiers check if that literally all that is accepted
im not in US
Wow, we are not that advanced.
Of course not.
you hate waiting up to 48 hours?
If you're not buying your starter home with a Credit Card can you even call yourself american
It works.
thank god not. Imagine paying off debt and your credit raiting going down. Fucking dystopian black mirror shit
i have a corporate credit card for company travels. that's the only credit card i have.
just glad I can deposit checks now via app
Shh. You just a tiny 4.6T. Gotta roll money to talk money.
go sit with sonoma in the corner
You are into seating arrangements mow?
is this a pot joke? I think this is a pot joke.
you guys are getting him riled up
yeah you need a towel?
We don't roll like that. Small town @primal laurel
Just wondering if photoprism or immich can pick based on mood
you have mood(s)?
Lol. Other than happy? Nopes.
then how would you ever know if what you were thinking of setting up would even work?
Picking photos for a photo frame and 180k pictures is not easy to go through.
and random isn't good enough?
Filter by how many have a thumb in the frame
I want like easy auto filters. No people would be one.
isn't like 179,999 of those just pictures of food?
Can you imagine the cache size for that.
Honestly, yes.
I can't imagine even bothering trying to keep 180K pictures let alone display them
You collect a few here and there when you travel. I am not going to even try sorting the videos.
well thats why you take the pictures but then just leave them be till you need to delete for more space
https://fotoo.boppstudioapps.com/ finally found the right player for shield. Wish it had more control via http or ADB
looks like something someone would bother with that is accepting to having company over frequently
DJ lighting and now photo displaying? you hit your head or something?
Wife replaced a painting with a Frame. I am going to ask her to drag and drop. This is too much work.
just display this on loop
Took the drone out in 2 separate mornings on a short little vacation in Branson, MO. We were right next to this beautiful lake and I knew I had to get some footage of this while I was down there. Couldn't recommend more, and I'm excited to be back down sometime in the future. I color graded this per usual and hope you like it! Enjoy :)
Inte...
you are welcome
Almost 12 or 13 stays until end of September. Wife said "be nice"
Deepstack and CLIP should do this. Let's see.
no wonder you dislike it here. you don't even know what we have and don't lol
sounds like your neighbors are just trying to push you in the direction you want to go after they found out your dislike for the place lol
living in a small rural town and having trash issues in your yard is a sign you upset someone
everywhere? you move to the country ghetto?
proof?
honestly aside from the run down areas aka ghetto I do not see issues anywhere around and in the city
you either have bad luck or trash googles
ok and where homeless encapments reside
is the second area lol
and you see that in every state
What do yall use for accurate weather
The..uh..stone standard of weather forecasting
"stone gone" lol
Or some dude wandering around looking for a good quality weather stone... @lone dagger
They're hard to come by, to be fair
too pointy to fit through the fiber, anyway
Not with that attitude
Did someone ask for this?
https://techcrunch.com/2025/07/21/teslas-retro-futuristic-diner-officially-opens-as-elon-musk-hints-at-more-locations/?utm_campaign=social&utm_source=threads&utm_medium=organic
Seems like it belongs in Tomorrowland at Disneyworld (or Epcot?), which predicted the future from the 60s 🙂
officially opened at 4:20 p.m 🙄
Are the Json-schemas for HomeAssistant's yaml stuff in the vscode plugin the "most up to date"? Because i tried to make a Pkl wrapper around a bunch of em, and it came out pretty rough, with some things being just unusable due to the nature of how it autogen'd
not a support question, just more a ponderance
Thats kind of what I figured. The generated Pkl is useful, but its not as useful as a hand-written schema; gets some weird type corner cases that are just unsolvable
still useful if you have to generate like 500 helpers or whatever for something, but somewhat diminished in utility
ah yeah, im basically doing that as part of the build process for the pkls
ah well, was a fun excuse to dive into some schema gen on a week off from "real" work
we should federally fund one in every city! https://youtu.be/cVNXiqpMs0c?si=b3YXOE8XQlZom1mq
Located in Hollywood, Tesla Diner is a retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one. 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world.
You can place your order in advance or upon arrival through your vehicle's touchscreen & have your meal dropped o...
All of that flashy bullshit and they couldn't spring for automatic entrance doors?
Unless there's some sort of occupancy / fire code reason, going to give that "fucking lol / 10"
likely some kind of code thing being the door is all glass but retro experince with auto doors dosen't make much sense either
Damnit, can't find a gif of the first episode of Futurama where the sliding door opens upward then closes sideways
to me it not about how good or bad something like that looks but rather on it's existence. themed diners/restaurants have pretty much disappeared and with studies showing gen alpha being more outside and social than a few previous generations before them having places like that tesla diner would actually pay off.
Seems like he wants to model it after Howard Johnson's from a bygone era.
<@&330946878646517761> thanks!
Is Tuya recommended? I use the smart life app for smart bulbs and trying to get them integrated. Saw that Tuya manages an integration
Don't buy tuya crap. That's your recommendation
dont buy tuya, consider what you bought lost
That’s fair. I can replace them
The only tuya crap that's even remotely acceptable is zigbee stuff, and that's a crap shoot as to whether or not it will work, or completely flood your zigbee network, kicking off all the other sensors and switches.
Philips hue I’m guessing is the recommended?
I like 3rd reality zigbee bulbs, but there are also some neat off brand esphome bulbs out there but no idea of their longevity.
xiaomi stuff is great too
I only have 2 that I use for my outdoor lights. I mainly replaced all the switches with Lutron switches so it’s not gonna break the bank to replace them
Also, lutron and leviton are good.
I have a single tuya switch in my entire setup. The great thing about HA is the ability to mix and match and still have a unified control system. The switch in question is pain in my butt, but I'm also a stingy sob and hate replacing working stuff even if it's junk. 🤣
It was also the very first smart stuff ever installed in this house, and I didn't buy it. My wife did as a gift because she knew I'd been griping about the oddly-placed light switch for years...
Yeah these bulbs were a gift as well
So I figured I might as well use them
I can swap them out if it’s easier to integrate them
I hate Tuya as well. Also screw MyQ.
That's the spirit
Did someone say Tuya?
Oh no
Tuya?
Oh no
🤮
Guys we need the janitor in here
But yeah tuya sucks
I once had these crappy bluetooth light strips
I had a couple tuya lights, flashed them with tasmota, still didn’t like them, found the horrible expensive hue lights on sale for not too bad and never looked back
I just use TP Link kasa at this point
They're pretty good and nice integration as well
Me and my friend had to literally configure an iPad to control them via voice commands, then we setup a smart speaker next to the ipad to speak with TTS to control the lights through home assistant
lol
I love cheeky notifications.
What a novel idea! You can pin things that fun/interesting!
Pin interesting things
Pin interesting
Pinteresting
Iconic
I was Tuya Era for a little bit.
Then it bit me.
I fucking hate these lights lmfao.
@lone dagger A one and a tu,ya?
cause she got free tuya devices as hand-me-downs
BECAUSE I BEAT THEM, THAT'S WHY
no, this one I bought on recommendation.
From Bill.
So we can blame him.
was it wifi?
They are. And no I cannot flash with Tasmoto, these lights aren't supported.
never trust TUYA + Wifi
was
|| tasmota ||
"THESE ARE EASY, MISSY, LOOK HOW GOOD THEY LOOK"
cheap, easy, works well. Choose 2. TUYA always falls into cheap and easy FYI
Missy thank u for pinning
I feel honored
Just saw it , brought a tear to my eye. May you Tu be graced with a yacht.
it's possible they could be flashed with esphome via cloudcutter (or serial)
Probably not, tbh. I think we kind of dug into that?
I'll DM you
I may try it with my tuya switch at some point, I just hate messing with something when I don't have a replacement on hand.
@woven turret could be worse. coughSengled WiFi
I have 6 of the swearers in my house. :/
fsckers
I think all of my normal lights are hue at this point and my off the shelf rgb lights are either Nanoleaf or monster brand, going forward I’m making my own rgb lightning unless I need a specific shape or something strange
I use a a single govee thermometer/hydrometer, and then 2 xiomi in Bluetooth broadcast mode
And so Miss Midnight WLED the path for us commoners to join her
@scenic radish did someone touch you inappropriately? Maybe stick their finger or maybe even their fstab into the wrong socket?
Socket, get it guys? Cause socket? Like the unix thing? Get it?
@woven turret need a little bit of --help ?
yes | i would really aptreciate that
breakone9r > /dev/null 2>&1
I 3D printed a little lantern with copy paper as a defuser, and using webhooks in amp have it turn on whenever there’s someone on my vintage Stoney server
I used to work at Microsoft - both Xbox and the Microsoft Edge team.
Mines in my server room, I have a Bambi labs p1s and as much as I hate how they’re doing the firmware stuff I gotta say it’s good hardware especially for remote monitoring
3deer
Bambi Labs lmfao
Hey all, I hit update on 2025.7.3 and then checked the website. https://www.home-assistant.io/blog/2025/07/02/release-20257/ There is no reference to the .3 release.
Working in InfoSec this makes me nervous... 🙂
I am sure it is an oversite, but had no idea how to ask/notify. 🙂
MY EYES dark mode noisies
Amazing, some of my dream jobs but I’m not smart enough for those lol, plus those jobs are on the other side of the country from me lol
Ah, he HASS figured out our plan of sedntient 3deer printers.
The references will keep going untill my sentences are completely incoherent
So, you're done?
Me?
I like how he loses it like midway through lol
Never 😈
Don't ever decide to work for Microsoft ever. Run far away. They are destroying themselves.
Microsoft, recall your decisions and really think about them.
I was hardcore into the kool-aid while there, though I was miserable before I was laid off. Once I was out, I saw more of the dumb shit they've pulled and they just keep doing it.
I guess you could say they need a Copilot? Maybe we need to pull back the Cortanas on whats going on here.
police action?? wtf lol
lol i know
lol i know
Here is a very helpful tool in designing HA UI and backend as well!
I like my GOOG
But I'm in a
team outside Google
but like... what are the police gonna do lol
The company is based in Norway so they may not know how it works here
guess what, now the bounty is $10,000
Wtf is this white thing with the cord running under the door? At the Dr office and never seen that before
for what, I want money
looks like a white noise machine
That definitely is
I have one that I don't use but I was gonna ESPHome it but I've been lazy
it's a well known brand that I forgot the name of
To drown out noises coming from this side of the door?
To drown out the screams from the probing
in sonomas case, the screams of joy
Makes sense
You are correct.

I do not see any documentation for the latest update 2025.07.3?
You can see the changes in GitHub for now: https://github.com/home-assistant/core/releases/tag/2025.7.3
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thank you
So I may have a solution to my Tuya problems but it involves soldering and I don't have the tools for that (right now).
Oh, I expected it to involve a trash compactor
I recently got a hot air rework station and it may be one of both the best and worst decisions of of life
When you have a fancy enough hammer all problems look like nails
I can't 😆
Oooh nice
Low voltage guys be like:
I spoiled myself with a JBC station earlier this year
I liked my ol' hakko a lot, but the jbc just gets hot in a second and the tip change is so immensely useful
the cheap-ass rework station i got years ago was a game changer
Ditto
just the tip?
more or less yeah, you can grab the plug/antenna/back side of a tip most of the time, it only gets hot through radiant heat up the body
There's a penis joke in there somewhere
if you can't see it, that's the joke
and JBC has the abssolute largest selection of tips I've seen. More than the Twhatever the Pinecil uses, and way more than Hakko has
had to look high and low years ago to find a spoon tip for a Hakko that was 88D compatible. JBC? Do you want large, medium, small, 45º, etc, all just for SPOON TIPS
I like to lube my tip for better contact area
yeah i was just making a dick joke
i use rosin paste for that
but good to know lol
really gets things flowing
dont need much for 0603
kind of want to get one of those cheap alibaba heat pads
great scott reviewed one earlier this year and its around $40 and has a rather large surface area
big enough to work on "bigger" pcbs like kincony stuff
Does anyone wish to gaze upon my horrendous website?
Will I cry?

There was a time that I wanted to go into web dev and then I remembered I have the creativity of the pixies from fairly odd parents
Just add a marquee and call it a day
I did an introday in college where they made me write html
I then decided to do EE instead
Both very creative and utterly uncreative are good for the job
Masochists anonymous, I see
Can i post links?
Who in the bloody fuck let's people write html in CS? 
I wrote HTML in English class in college
I think i found someone who HASS a good sense of humor
But yes. Unless they otherwise are offensive, links are welcome here
ongy aka bigdingus
I don't get it, why did you post an image of Zelda?
|| Yes, this is ragebait ||
I am raging at your bait.
That's Lil Dingus Pupper to you.
Guys they're such a master baiter. I wish i was that good at baiting.


My favorite thing about Tediore coming back here is that now I have someone else whose jokes make petro react with flip off emojis.
I need to find a good coding project to break back into things, it’s been a bit since I’ve done anything like that
Glad to be of service 
Same lol I look back at code i wrote a year ago and im like who the fuck wrote this
Like in a "im too dumb now" way
Maybe I’ll go back to beating my head against the wall trying to get a integration working for SiriusXM guardian vehicles again lol
I way over comment my code now lol because I’ve looked back and thought wha
ESPHome seems to be that challenge for me right now. 
And inanimate objects (on the garage floor)
I have been trying to get ESPHome to work with an m5stack atom echo
Audio keeps cutting out
I’d love to do more with esphome at some lol but some of the sensors aren’t cheap. Plus recent car repairs and hvac repairs take priority
Cv axles are not cheap lol
Yeah, i suppose that would matter more Tuya then random smart home stuff.
I've just been trying to get ESPHome to work.

I dont know why but i felt the sudden urge to react with that
Your home is full of spirits
Yeeted all my wifi bulbs last weekend.
They are sending me signals
I knew that.
Wait...
They are saying something...
They are saying that you need to sell your soul to the CSA
did you reset the wifi credentials on each bulb before yeeting?
Deleting before yeeting, be safe kids!
Today's dad joke: Why did the one legged man go to the bank? He wanted to check his balance.
Why do programmers use dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
A few of them are going in the garbage, they are way too old and just do not work well with either the Hue app nor HA. I'll be busting those. Thanks for the reminder for the others, which I plan on giving away for shipping costs only.
Is there a reason you’re going away from zigbee and zwave, I know zigbee can cause issues in the 2.4ghz band but zwave uses the way less popular 915mhz range
Help everyone, I think a magpie is in love with my car, what do I do? It left my car a gift
Wedding when? I wanna be there when those tu(ya) get married.
Why couldn't the keyboard take its hat off?
Because it had a bad case of CAPS LOCK
These are fair
Agreed, however I just wanna use homekit.
The whole certification process for zwave is a big factor in its cost and while I appreciate that level of scrutiny of the products in making sure they adhere to the zwave standard, there becomes a point where it’s prohibitive to the standard
@woven turret I converted your message into a file since it's above 15 lines :+1:
Ooooh will you send me the link to it, I’ve got a couple of level locks and I haven’t been happy with their performance, the Bluetooth drains the battery quickly and they’re always jamming
i have my only remaining wifi iot device on my routers guest network, so losing a device containing those credentials wouldn't be a security issue 🙂
i converted to all zigbee and it works very well.
but now i am thinking that i may have to set up matter/thread support as well for future devices
Sometimes, life feels like you're just hanging on by a thread. Your dog stepped on a (zig)bee. You spilled your coffee. Some dude messaged you his feet. But in tough times, remember this. You matter.
also - a single chip vendor who also controls the standard ensures prices stay high
frisbee or zigbee? my dog has a preference
Ah I see I probably saw that but discounted it as an option as I wanted the lock to look as if it was just a normal lock
Good old nvidia business model
You might need to reboot your dog. The latest update patches that.
Just use his SmartTail™ to scroll through his Settings to find the Update button.
*you're
*Ain't
*selling.
Oh no now i feel bad sorry 😦
I’ve been working on an esphome project to do a tag reader that is Poe powered to unlock and lock my door and I’ve got the home assistant and tag reader side almost perfect, I just can’t figure out how I want to mount it. I thought about outside near the bottom of the door and then nfc stickers in my shoes but I’m worried about the texture making my shoes uncomfy if I put the sticker inside, and then I’m worried about the sticker falling off if I put the sticker on the outside of the shoe
Put it under the sole?
Sounds like a pretty cool project
No one will suspect this laughs in villain
But that requires removing the sole and I have to buy expensive shoes or my feet hurt
Oh...
Mount it somewhere else potentially?
Im tryna think of inconspicuous places
I would love to have nfc from my Apple Watch to trigger it, but my Apple locks all of that down so hard
U can use Amurex
This actually sounds peak
Do you jailbreak or smth like that?
My lock has nfc cards for it, but I can only use their branded cards
I also wanted something I could unlock hands free
Card cloning doesn’t work as well, sure I can do that to my flipper
Its pretty nice
The only think I can find named amurex is an ai
I've got one too, and added fingerprints too. Still primarily use the fingerprint reader on the Ultraloq more, but its nice to have options
The onky problem with the g4 is I don’t wanna have to run cable to it, we plan on moving within 10 years
hoping the Ultraloq z-wave update they did a press release about a few months ago brings about better Z-Wave stuff, like telling you who actually unlocked the door
my ancient Schlage from 2017 doesnt do that either, but it was disappointing to see the new one doesnt over zwave, because it does keep logs of who opened it that can be pulled via bluetooth
I do not, I use a wireless ring doorbell and in always so worried about people jamming
The direct wire one is Wifi and just needs power
the PoE one is, well, PoE
I do not
i'd say that its worth pulling PoE to the front door, even if you're moving
Next owner would appreciate it
my house is 30 years old, and previous owner pulled Cat6 to many rooms, and I really appreciate it
Long story short my brother evicted me from the mast place I rented in order for him and his wife to move in, and he was just like you can move back in with mom and dad and I was like absolutely not. So I ended up buying a mobile home I got a good deal on, so wiring in it can be weird
Lmao my little town you might find 5 people in a 10 mile radius who even know what Poe are or who knows the difference between the terms WiFi and internet
Mobile as in RV or a trailer bound manufactured home
Trailer bound manufactured hon
Home*
It’s an 02 model
Ah. Yeah I can see how that would be a problem. RVs are kind of like boats and that they're easy to work with
But if it's not an RV then yeah
I have a couple runs for APs but they’re not in great spots
I’m tempted to just run the cable under and out and from the porch post to the doorbell if I got a g4
At least that way if they cut the cable I see them coming
How does the person detection and notification compare to something like ring?
Most criminals are just going to smash and grab
My dad used to grumble about my smart lock being insecure until I pointed out the giant window next to it
Better in my experience
If you put it behind an ai key or similar it can do face recog
One thing about living in a trailer that looks sorta ran down in the outside but is actually pretty nice in the inside as the previous owner was an older lady who took super great care of it, is that most people don’t think there’s much to steal in it
But ring kind of owns the battery market
That sounds both amazing and expensive
When you say face detection do you mean faces in general or distinguishing one person from another?
The latter
You can get the same with just frigate too
But I kind of try to let each "ecosystem" in my automation setup do the most it can
I’m honestly a bit paranoid. I have the ring cam, I get alerts when the door gets unlocked, alerts when it opens, alerts when it closes. The close an open alarms are routed through the 4 Alexa’s across the place so it’s announced lol
So lutron for lighting, open sprinkler for irrigation, unifi for network and cameras, etc
Same
Home assistant just acts as glue that enables extra stuff on top
I have a g4 camera I need to either run the cable myself or get someone to run it for
If it goes down it's not the end of the world
I haven’t worked with unifis lightning protection before so I’m not sure how I would ground it
Brb kids just smacked each other
I've got their surge protector on a line that goes out to my chicken shack
But that's if
But you don’t have the surge protector itself grounded?
I’m not sure why I’m so worried about it
As the entire outside shell of this place is metal
So any wayward charge from lightning should just dissipate through it to ground
Oh yeah, it's just got a screw and I ran a wire from it to a water pipe
But I've got lightning arrestors on the roof
So it's more a cya
@dawn marlin So I'm not the only one doing automation in a mobile home? Nice.
Yeah
Glad to see another, it’s a weird place to be
It really is. But our place is more than just MH at this point, there's also a detached garage, an entire roof and front porch plus an additional room, added all around the place as well. You can't really even tell unless you look at the sides where the edge of the trailer is still visible
Mines all pvc
Lmao my mobile home has these weird plastic covers that clip on
I’ll have to figure something out though
Maybe run a dedicated ground wire through the floor where the previous owner had coax ran
Not necessarily. On a MH, the power comes in and there's usually a meter on a pole next to the trailer, and there's a ground rod off the pole. But unless the installer ALSO attached ground straps from the metal frame of MH to that ground (called bonding to that ground) the. The trailer will likely have a separate ground from the power.. which is actually a bad idea. More than one ground to choose from makes power surges completely unpredictable and hard to mitigate.
Hmm true
Plus my ups complicate things
I have a dual conversion
So utility power never touches my rack
But the ground should just be passed through
@dawn marlin Run a 2ga insulated cable from your trailer ground to the ground line on the pole with your meter. That's the best way

I have a cousin in law who works for the local power company. He helped me ensure my place is as well protected as it can be., and that's what we did, except in my case, we bonded the ground from the garage and the trailer together, since my meter goes to the garage.
NO
I guess he really just did his last concert, right?
The guy lived a life, that's for sure
i'm overwhelmed on the process for setting the Home/Away modes to optimize AC runtime. Should I be using a blueprint/alarmo/or an automation to set these scenes
whoops
i know some people use copper grounding plates (that have to be buried in the soil) or spears/rods you have to drive down with a sledgehammer for lightning/surge protection
it has to be copper, not something that rusts. rust is a good insulator
dear home-assistant.io web site: please change to not display the exact same favicon and title format as my local Home Asssistant device. It is beyond ridiculous that I have no way to tell which of these tabs are local and which are remote. 😖
this is not the place for that, try the forum or feature requests on the frontend github or something
okay! I posted here because I literally couldn't find another place to say it, the signage around here is kinda confusing to a newcomer
and also I posted here because I don't expect anyone to do anything about it even if I do find the right place to say it, so it's mainly just venting
Do you accept podcasts?
I basically followed this video guide, but using DigitalAlchemy to do it in typescript. The original video shows the HomeAssistant native approach, and if you're interested i can link my typescript config
This is the new 2024 version that is fully compatible with the latest Proximity Integration of Home Assistant!
Welcome to this comprehensive tutorial on geofencing in Home Assistant with proximity and presence detection. In this video, we will delve into the concept of geofencing, demonstrate how to set it up, and show you the art of mastering i...
Do they inspire you??
I wake up inspired
While lovely, that's not what I asked. 
You meant to ask do they inspire? 😆
i prefer cod-casts
Fish cam is real.
If they inspire, share them!
Let me see if I can get it in text format. Well NotebookLM did the podcast. Gotta get a written story out now.
Will I regret this?
Drugs are to mellow the inspiration 🤣
No shit, Sherlock!
It's alive. ALIVE!
You're almost certainly gonna want to point a fan at that HBA
Should be able to read its internal temperature sensor with:
sudo storcli64 /c0 show all nolog | grep -i temperature
I think manual download from Broadcom website
As long as the case has some positive pressure you should be ok, but you might then consider blocking all the other PCI slots with solid covers so the air is forced to exit past the hba
I decided to just nuke my truenas install and run the pool directly from proxmox.. I think it comes with truenas scale (but I was running a CORE vm...)
and the the two I've downloaded dont seem to find my controller.
02:00.0 Serial Attached SCSI controller [0107]: Broadcom / LSI SAS3008 PCI-Express Fusion-MPT SAS-3 [1000:0097] (rev 02) is the controller..
Recognizable as 9300-8i or variant thereof from a mile away 😉
Yeah. But the storcli exec doesn;t see it. :/
I also just finished fighting the damn fan. one of the fans is larger, so spins slower, and the board decided it wasnt spinning fast enough and kept revving the fans over and over. 😛
man RIP Ozzy
Whose bright idea was it to try paperless for the first time with synology’s old docker-compose, add tailscale as a sidecar, and try out auth headers at the same time
glares at mirror
@tidal bronze See everyone is leaving you! https://youtu.be/iqrFW6TGeHY?si=VG9wA7MPHI0Lt_MU
“We’re not moving In-N-Out Burger’s corporate headquarters,” Lynsi Snyder says. KTLA's Chip Yost reports on July 22, 2025.
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Hello
2 days tiktok boycott talks and crawling to correct the statement. What we make, we can break. Too funny how baller speeches don't hold up 🤣
Did y'all still not kick out tiktok?
it reminds me to take my medications lol
what do you mean break? they are moving and once the HQ is built in TN you no longer got any say lol
@clear ferry saw they are seriously considering investing into putting data centers powered by solar panels on the moon. you going to volunteer to be a Nornaut?
cost of dealing with the heat must be really expensive if they are actually considering going that far lol
on the moon? That's gonna be some old node size.
why would they do that? Just testing hardware for long term space missions?
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we are capable. cost is really the only limiting factor
not sure how data transfer would work tho
I Love painting if I don't have to do it lol
cost, and some reason to do it
there is another video out there that talks about the heat issue
populating the moon in any fashion will be a double edge sword. one hand it will most certainly accelerate tech in a vast amount of fields but on the other hand if they somehow seriously fuck something up the movie The Time Machine won't be so scifi
For all mankind vibes
(and boy did that series go down the shitter)
The first seasons were fine IMO.
The later ones got worse.
I quit after S3 I think
tbh Lost in space suffered the same fate
I wonder when the 1st outer earth place gets squatted
After they find water
or spices
dealing with heat on the moon is even harder 
\o/ my voice assistant now plays sounds after a joke.
only for flesh bags
??? where do you think they'll dissipate it to?
There's no air in space so there's no convection or conduction. Space is cold but you can't actually cool anything other than through radiation
they already have methods in practice to cool electronics in space
Thermodynamics
Which would suck ass for the kind of heat a datacenter produces
its like a two stage heat exchanger.. not sure why it would "suck ass"
Because you would need a massive surface area
Which you would have to transport to the moon
Gonna cost you trillions
they wouldn't have gotten this far in considering it if they didn't already crunch the numbers
Lol you'd be surprised
Companies often push through either due to sunk cost fallacy or hoping for some breakthrough that will make it all worth it. Like fusion reactors and quantum computers. Billions invested, no results
😂
it's kind of an inevitable direction
I don't know if the video I posted above explained why they were seriously looking toward the moon but another I saw did in all the reality of building all these data centers on earth in cold climate areas and in the ocean etc has it's own negative impacts
I just got done watching that Patheon series a few days ago. think it be awesome to go the space ring route but that would be way harder lol
yea, with the moon idea, nobody knows the expected cost.So they can just collect funding without end 😂
well I don't think they said it was going to be anytime soon
we are kind of gearing up for it though
all the robotics, the cost of sending rockets into space getting cheaper and more reliable
it just kind of adds up
this is one of those goals that won't happen in my lifetime but may in someone as young as stefans
still lacks a good reason to do so
probably at least until we have enough in space that the location becomes a benefit instead of deficit
should still be something to cross your fingers over. like I said, once that foothold is established it's going to accelerate all kinds of new tech and discoveries in many fields
you gotta treat the source, not the symptoms. If heat is the problem you want lower clock speeds and smaller transistors. And more integrated photonics
space is a factor as well
while they can cut the carbon footprint down considerably there will always be a negative impacts
wonder how they would deal with trash in space
captapult it towards the sun lol
ur dum
It would be more fuel efficient to catapult it outside the solar system.
look at this fscking HASShole
Incredible
"There's unlimited cooling due to the vacuum of space". Bzzzt. Wrong. Heat dissipation in a vacuum is bloody difficult as the only method that works is radiation. No conduction and no convection. EDIT: I see ongy allready tried to explain that.
HASS isn’t used for home assistant anymore fyi.
ik
one sec
lemme think of another good one
Oh, you use Home Assistant? That’s real cute,
Took five hours to turn on your Bluetooth.
Stackin’ YAML like it's magic dust,
But one typo—boom! system goes bust.
You brag 'bout automations all over your place,
But still can’t get Alexa to recognize your face.
Lights flicker like it’s haunted at night,
“It's a feature!” you say—yeah, alright.
So while you're tweaking your config with pride,
I'll just clap and ask Siri—done in one try.
HomeKit WWWWW
you let AI write your insults? weak
and so my plan unfolds.
you think thats chatgpt
and you are right
but if you were to try and win
this fight
you would see
immediately
that i can rhyme
in no time
Please don't.
why not
It's awful.
thanks
Worse than teenage lovesick poetry.
worse then Tuya.
*than
no I won
my rap is very bad but there is one thing i can still do
to make you vomit
HAHAHAHA
/votekick y
998
People love you.
Icarus moment
There are many catapults that launched towards the sun. I think a 0 sucess rate
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It used repeated gravity assists from Venus to develop an eccentric orbit, approaching within 9.86 solar radii (6.9 million km or 4.3 million miles) from the center of the S...
I believe if a human were in the spin launch, they would become a nice red slurry afterwards
we can fix that
By adding some oregano and basil?
there are several options. I would return to sender
they obviously already found an efficient means so not sure what the hang up is
That could be stored in a more efficient way.
like I already said, there were other reasons for considering the moon
Mmm. Human slushies. Best if chilled.
Moon servers for the latency
Get people used to those dial up speeds again
So, I think I finally have decent drive temps in my server thanks to the new case:
/dev/sda: 37 C
/dev/sdb: 37 C
/dev/sdc: 37 C
/dev/sdd: 36 C
/dev/sde: 23 C
/dev/sdf: 28 C
/dev/sdg: 34 C
/dev/sdh: 42 C
the data speed was one thing I was curious about. i am not nerdy enough to really follow that kind of stuff so not sure what is even possible these days
Let's just say you're getting KBs/s
You'd need a lot of DSN sites to make the bandwidth viable
I thought they invented some kind of long range laser thing just for the moon communications
A lot more than exist right now
Earth to moon and back is wayyyyy worse than dialup latency. I remember dialup. My average latency with a 48k modem connection was about 230ms ping
And when do you think that'll be in production (I don't actually know much about it in Dev, I know what's available on current missions though)
I thought it already exsisted lol
Laser ping to moon and back is 2600ms
Lol..... Well all I know of is DTE ka band and x band transmitters
So about 10x slower than dialup latency
Maybe it doesn't work on orbit and needs a ground station?
I think people forget just how far away our moon is.
Huh, error free for 20mb/s though topping out at 600mb/s
well if you think about it. how long did we go from wireless G to what we have now
I would imagine a realistic adventure to actually building on the moon would take much longer than that
Lol no mention of it going aboard gateway, lines up with the comm notes I saw
you guys are thinking too soon
gotta open your minds. who knows what will be available by the time tesla perfect thier robots to actually construct the thing
Lol you think Tesla will get anything done?
Though that may also be the joke
it was a joke. but you really can't say never
So the robots come after the self driving cars, those will be in the next 50 or so years, so the robots should only take 100 years!
We'll have quantum communication
I mean.. it's progress. https://youtube.com/shorts/PQiGF_106K0?si=q1XWbLRoNxFxEgox
workers there did say that was automous so not human driven this time
but really. even if it was human driven. by the time the go to build on the moon who's to say they won't have the network ability to communicate enough to control those things from earth
that was a good top post
todays silly idea... switch kitchen tts announcements to parliamentary speeches:
how long before novelty wares off and this looses family approval?
I'd be more worried about the iot devices reporting fake news to sway your opinion on the oppositions management.
novelty wore off already and I don't even use it
if it's Tesla, assume they're lying
If you need a hammer with that. I have a script
i was thinking of changing the preannounce to "order" or something but haven't bothered.
So you dont push on your silly ideas.
some get more effort than others. switching the announcement handler script to process using a different agent was easy. changing the preannounce required a bit more effort.
maybe time for a t break? 
Before I start a thread for #1284966439702499400 , I wanted to see if anyone else is having issues logging in from Home Assistant to Nabu Casa? I signed up just now and am getting a spinning circle with no response.
I mean why stop at 4?
They linked to drinking those out of moderation to causing diabetes. Like more so than soda etc
Didn't even know they made sugar free ones
Energy drinks and vaping turn out to be worse than smoking and soda.. love the direction we are heading
learn something new every day :D
Wait did people argue that energy drinks were healthier than soda?
I'd always assumed they were worse
Got any sources? I want to smartass our trainees


