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Thats really funny
A lot of people were really annoyed by searching here so I figured out how to search threads without being in a thread channel.
The only problem I can't solve is people's reading comprehension.
this is murica its our right to be fucking illiterates! /s
honestly surprised its not lower, 79% literacy rate
I wouldn't equate literacy with reading comprehension. 
Can you read vs can you understand what you read
Very fair
memory retention rate is what I would like to know
Also there are different levels of literacy
That stat didn't exactly break things into any sort of detail
like how they even came up with a name for it. "digital dementia" lol
Last week, I missed that Buble Cards 3.0 came out, and now I'm wondering what else is new and great in HA that I've missed! Is there anything or anywhere that you can subscribe to to make sure you're hearing about all the latest things, not just officially, but also through 3rd parties too? I don't want to read the forum every day, is there perhaps an RSS (so oldskool!)?
OOH no BUT
it will be... π
ah yes one of my favorite insults
I can explain it to you.
I can't comprehend it for you.
I'm working on a web page for community stuff and having that kind of 3rd party stuff will kind of be there in the form of Creator Network content.
But adding in other sources??? 
Ur mom is another source
I just about caused my manager to do a spit-take on a Teams call when I told someone this.
It's a great insult because it's actually (mostly) ok even in polite contexts; all you're saying is "I'll do my best to hold up my end of the deal, but I'm not talking responsibility for anyone else"
And how could anyone ever be angry at you for doing your best?
by being an out of touch manager?
In a friend server, I'm the oldest one in there so my name is the server owner's Mom. Someone posted a no context image that said your mom is deprecated today so now my name says "Erisa's Mom (Deprecated)". π
I wish Cree didn't get out of the game. I use a bunch of their bulbs. Repeaters (because on mains). Zigbee. $15/bulb. π¦
I swear to God, matter
This is probably my fault somehow. When I feel like it I'll troubleshoot it.
2025-07-09 12:37:42.170 (Dummy-2) CHIP_ERROR [chip.native.DIS] Timeout waiting for mDNS resolution.

prime day mega thread seems kind of weak this year
eyyyyy I did find a 4pk of Hues for $40 so they're getting down there!
Black Friday was much larger, I feel.
well BF is always bigger cause of competition
but prime day could be better than what it is.. i mean look at this.. 20% is weak as hell
does highlight some interesting stuff tho. like this https://www.amazon.com/FakeTV-Deterrent-Energy-Efficient-Technology-Protection/dp/B003S5SOLG
FakeTV is a burglar deterrent that recreates the light of real HDTV television. FakeTV's super-bright LEDs fill a room with light in thousands of possible shades of color. FakeTV simulates scene changes, fades, swells, and and on-screen motion. From outside, it looks just like someone is home wat...
Interesting product.
its trash
I learned about the Nuki Lock on a Reddit Post last week I believe. Coming from an August lock which started to fail (as they always seem to do), I'm looking forward to getting mine hopefully tomorrow if Amazon can get their act straight. πΆ
Here's hoping!
nookie lock wtf
its always dns. /s
The first comment on the Reddit post was referring this song lol.
But they wouldn't have mentioned the bubble card HACS add-on
Thatβs true, yes
honestly..
Schlage.. long lived lock company seems to actually know what they're doing.. π€·ββοΈ
they even sent me a free replacement for the membrane keypad when one or two fell out from abuse.
I am an apartment dweller so have to avoid too many modifications to my locks. π I have special permission for the August lock and to be honest, not a single user outside of my house knows what an August Lock or Smartlock is in this place. As long as they can open our door with a key if we are not here (VERY RARE) then they are happy. Amazon, on the other hand screwed up and on an overnight order pulled it from the wrong DC which caused it to be delayed by one day. This really suprises me as they seem to have mastered the whole logistics thing you'd think.
Aw yeah that's cheap for Hue. Great find.
There's no /s there.
yeah.
Schlage also has keys.
And they're also a lock company.. and most of the time you aim at the zwave/zigbee lock so you're not tied to app bullshit
Yeah, there is this page https://oshwhub.com/esp-college/echoear, but apart from that nothing I can just throw my money onto
thats probably because its some project theyre promoting that some vtuber or catgirl afficinato made. /s
I got a Nuki
But intentionally use it only with the app
No connection to anything that's in range when I'm not physically close
π
SGTM
I have problems trusting random companies that may or may not even exist in 5yrs with door locks. π
Yea. Though in this case they are a fully external add-on to the usual lock
So it's at most the cost of the device sunk π€·
I'm not gonna mess with my door frame or do something that I can't easily remove
you realize that.. those exist
https://products.z-wavealliance.org/products/311
This is the one I have.
it just.. pops on and replaces the door handle
well, like any other doorknob; really.
Yea, I got https://amzn.eu/d/ca5LOqv
It slots onto the normal innards of the door and just turns a physical key
254?
are they out of their fucking minds?
Though I've seen companies sell entire doors with finger print readers and connect
thats just a deadbolt addon.. basically.
Shows 300β¬ for me 
I did not pay that much
Though they aren't cheap
What?
it looks like it turns a deadbolt thing inside or whatever..?
or.. is it literally on the outside of the door?
KeyBot
... why would a lock have a key on the inside?
I don't remember, are you state side?
They are very much designed for how doors are in DACH, maybe most of Europe? 
US has slightly different habits afaik
or are you just talking about the thing that protrudes inside?
Why would it not?
because if you're inside the apartment
you just turn the lock cylinder thing
and lock it.
The key way? That's not easy to turn
why would you need a key..
Because that's how locks are made here
They used to have locks here with keys on both sides, mainly to prevent someone from breaking a sidelight and turning the knob, but they're considered to be safety problems now
this is the sort of lock I am expecting you have under it
or so I thought
because why would you need a key to flick the knob to actuate the lock.. π€·ββοΈ
They are ok when you got other escape routes
double sided keys.. just seems dumb to me π€·ββοΈ
Panic locks are uncommon in residential places
For security reasons ^^
still do. most used in commercial application but I have a double keyed deadbolt on my barn
its called a panic lock.. if you don't need a key inside?
More or less
Generally if it necessarily unlocks with the handle from one side
Though since we don't tend to have handles on the outside and just let the door fall into locking, most doors act the same way unless explicitly locked
Outside doors tend to be like this
And always require a key to go inside
And we don't tend to lock the doors when home
I was thinking about a front door in very much that style
Our house is somewhat backward on the section (positioned for better sunlight), so the entry door is really what the floorplan intended to be the back door
As such, is an all clear glass affair, not really front door material
looks like a door to a public bathroom
Without a lock everything can be a public bathroom.
Without a lock you could engage multiplayer
I had a random thought about an earlier conversation about location-aware voice commands
Wouldn't it make sense to have multiple microphones and place the speaker based on how well each one picked up the command itself?
"Lights" heard loudly in the kitchen and mediumly in the living room would turn on the kitchen lights
That's kinda how google works already
Voice automations have all info to figure out in what room you spoke the command. My music on command is turning on the music in the current room
people were suggesting like presence detectors but if multiple people π€·
How? Multiple microphones?
Yeah and the device id
anyone know a david thats in home assistant? they made a post about something that im trying to figure out how they did it but dont think they are active on home assistant anymore
Lol, suspiciously vague π
This is the post, https://community.home-assistant.io/t/holman-wx8-watering-system/426182/14
they made a comment saying they got a device into two different apps
If itβs any help, I donβt have the Evie Sensor. For me DPS 120 reports β3β when no stations are watering and β7β when any stations are watering. Any luck with this mate? Iβm looking at getting the WX8 with the Evie Sensor too. And would really like to integrate this into HA @wrh75
If you don't want to give access to HA to someone else, just give them a webhook
Thatβs not what Iβm after, I want to still use the Holman home app as my dad likes using the brands app, but I also want to put it into tuya smart so I can do integrations
The last time they have been active on the forums is two years ago. So chances are not that great.
Yeah thatβs what I was thinking sadly
My friend has access to my HA. Whenever I don't respond to his messages at night he starts messing with my bedroom lights
Yuuuup
Oh about that: do you host grafana inside or outside of Ha?
I currently have it inside HA but I am tempted to move it outside of HA
(this isn't really a support question π )
I would never host anything inside HA, except HA
disgusting
you should be ashamed
i mean my HA instance predates my homelab so
maybe itβs a good time to kick the kids out of the house and run influx and docker on a seperate vm
i see you are stuck in the early 2010s still
just use containers
(best regards a person who tries to get customers to move to more cloud native stuff)
oh no i have pretty much everything running in docker
then why do you need more VMs ?
i have 5 VMs running docker, so i can move that stuff to one of those :P
sounds like docker swarm 
well some docker instances have different security measures. if i were to expose the service to the internet its more locked down
o no
I'm a maniac and run docker bare metal
and anything exposed online goes through a reverse proxy anyway
and has both logging and blacklisting
yeah, but i am paranoid
(I'm a CISSP btw) 
in case i do get hacked
same
used to be ethical hacker now ciso but thatβs a different ted talk
the fuck?
i mean itβs doable
π
unfortunately i am not home so i cannot show the setup but from a security perspective it makes sense π
I've hosted services online since 1997, I've dissasembled computers since 1993, I'm kinda self taught
kek
I also hold 35 currently active certifications, just because I got bored 3 years ago
i feel really young all of the sudden, thx
Hey, I'm only 41
your own cloud
but yes, I've worked in IT for 20 years, I am the only one who does a dozen products in the nordics, and half a dozen in northern europe, so CISSP was kinda just lulz for me
challenge accepted
And I did order a β¬100k server to my house the other day, wonder when it will arrive
bruh i have run down hardware yolo
my primary lab is 4x DL380Gen8s, my prod is 1xDL380Gen9 + 1xDL380Gen8 + 1x3PAR LFF disk shelf + 1x3PAR SFF disk shelf + Tape library
is that why people just piss everywhere in cities? /s
you go out amongst people ?
Kiddo 
I knew jorg was as old as the wehrmacht
im doing the opposite
of course, EE is still living in the 80s
best regards trying to get one of the worlds biggest automation companies to change their ways
"brb ring topology network with siemens profinet"
edge computing is the future
wut you still wear diapers?
I'm currently troubleshooting edge computing actually, 6x sattelite sites around the world, that crunch data locally, then send that data to a primary datacenter in the arctic for processing and correlation
great fun
Yes, and you just started yours again I see 
sure hope qf dosen't drop some truth bomb like that
that's the thing, if you have onboard processing capabilities you only transmit to the cloud what's important. I am working on this problem where all the competitors are cloud only and we can do it locally. No privacy concerns, can work if the internet goes down, all the good stuff
gotta distinguish between public cloud and private cloud
edge computing has its limitations, which is why data gets sent back also
with proper redundancy downtime isn't really an issue with live stream to primary site, we even do it for oil platforms with fallback on satellite
but even the fiber links to oil platforms is seldom down
for anything land based dual pathed is very easy to accomplish, within country, and currently I'm handling a cross atlantic dual path too, which hasn't been down for 6 years
biggest problems within OT \ industrial networking design principals is usually the stubborness of the engineers, who usually work off doctrine from the 90s at best
yes I might be lead for industrial sector in northern europe 
Telnet - the best protocol for remote management via the Internet
You'd be surprised how many very critical infrastructures have telnet enabled
thankfully internally on their network
but still
back to EE companies 
in their defense, it just works
and it's the easiest to work with when you don't know networking
it does, if they could just secure their networks at all, it wouldn't be that bad
which is pretty much most engineers
but when they keep their networking closets unlocked
and all ports in the same vlan
yeah, funtimes
profinet at least tries to do something, but usually it is configured so flakey that is just breaks
and then the engineers go

and just rollback to telnet
Microsoft ahh colors
yeah I work on consumer stuff so we live in different worlds. For me everything that goes to the internet is cloud. If you can keep the data within the local network that is a lot of avoided pain
developers! AI!
EE companies... what is that
do they produce a lot of EE
you just named all the top automation companies
EE == electrical engineering?
yes
yes, both danfoss and abb do those too
ME is the all encompassing engineering that does everything under the sun (including automation)
unsure if siemens still does
My condolences
Eh, they ok
Everytime I hear ABB I know I'm gonna see a state of the art server, running RHEL5 and a custom 16 slot PCIe to PCI expander chassis
and it is going to make my day bad
or worse
I've never seen the network side of it. I just connect to it anyway that I can with any API that I choose
I can say, their clock updating system is beyond fucking stupid
shit's always out of sync and I wish they'd just use NTP
No idea if that's our networking guys who set that up or what
They don't use NTP ?
all stuff I do is usually dual GPS systems as clock servers, that local AD servers sync to, that everything else syncs to
I don't know if they use NTP, I do know they need to sync shit regularly because it's always wildly off and my system requires things to occur within a specific manufacturing timeframe from when the part was made.
sounds like an implementation issue
if there is at least one local gps clock that either has an antenna or is taken outside once a year it should be all fine
if setup correctly
You're assuming we have a gps clock π€£
no that's just one out of a dozen things that can be considered EE
Because we are in medical, we have a validated process that takes a mountain to move, our first line was built 15 years ago. I'd expect things to only update if the tech is drastically different
I've never seen EEs do any assembly line crap here
in the past 3 companies I worked at. They all did something related to circuitry
where ME's handled all the automation and putting crap together
Aren't ee the ones to put plugs on wires and install your staircase lights improperly

it depends where you study what you can specialize in, EE is very broad. For example in 'college' you can specialize in automation, but you won't find that in university (at least not here). But in university you can specialize in electronic systems (so yeah board design etc.) but also signal processing, embedded systems, photonic integration, optics, electromagnetics, power electronics, electrical energy systems, control systems, ...
in the states, optics, control systems, electromagnetics are all ME
and embedded systems and signal processing are CE
CE my beloved fellas
I started with signal processing but now im doing more control. But I ended up doing a lot of convex optimization which is not really a specialization but you can follow courses for it
electromagnetics is ME? lol
what is ME about optics? It's physics if anything
well magnetism in general
Physics 2
optics -> Physics 3
all required (at least) for ME
with no extra electives to broaden in both EE or ME
Physics 1 was all the easy stuff like F=MA
I hated Physics 2
oh like that
EM is a 2 year specialization within EE here
you will do only EM. Like design RF chips, antennas, MRI coils that kind of thing
Ah
Where am I supposed to post a question about a USB drive? I posted in Hardware but there wasn't a suitable tag, so I chose new to ha which isn't really true
I'd say the answer about USB is in 99% of cases no
lol. It offers it as somewhere to transfer my data to, but not to send backups to. Which I'd have thought was a small step away in concept
#1284966540617449515 would be the best place if you're trying to use it with HA
Oh, can I move it myself?
I'll repost and delete I guess
This is often an exception to the crossposting rule. π
loopholes to exploit!
Since the device is already network connected there are so many better options than USB
USB will always be more stable than networked
lol
Can't even remember the last time I had a network outage that wasn't related to outside factors like ISP or power outage, which are at worst 2-3 per 10 years
I could hang the drive off my router or something, but I was surprised by it not being a natural-ish process on the HA box itself
with a non HAOS install you can do whatever you want, but you have bought into the one box fits all solution, which is seldom true
One benefit of using an attached USB storage is (and this is pretty marginal really) that you're not taxing the network with large file transfers
taxing ? is your network restricted ?
No, but I am a bit picky about optimisation π
you should see my 800G tranciever that pull 34w each then
Add a USB network adapter and a point to point link to the nas then
That way you don't touch the wider network
And you still have physical separation between the boxes so if one catches fire you still have the other with the backup
Oh build a token ring out after that π
One network to rule them all
You sir are disgusting
but I love you
now deploy token ring with rj45, just to fuck up ethernet
suddenly a wild token appears
That's why you keep other servers, atx.

All of my NSFW emojis are in a friend server.



not always the engineers, but security designs rooted in decades old tech and not updated for containers, sdn etc. i have heard "we will soon release new security guidelines to address this" for 5 years now
try debugging ethernet over token ring cabling...
I'm not insane no
Only 5 years?

the norwegian postal service had managed to set up all of their sorting machines to use one ntp server at their service provider. one of the service provider's 3 gps receivers, not one of their aggregate ntp servers. when that gps receiver went bonkers during a gps epoch change all mail sorting nation wide stopped. π always use at least 3 ntp servers.
Fun fact, a lot of software allows you to set 3 yet will only poll the two first
took me a week of thinking before i had a π‘ moment. cam table corruption because people pulled the adapter plug out of the wall and created a physical loopback on the switch port
is it safe to open HA to the internet?
You should probably not let everyone control your devices
Tho that's also a funky automation
I appreciate that folks want the forum style experience for support ticket style conversations, but where are the unstructured chats where enthusiasts can chat about whatever random things are on their mine and collaborate on ideas? (honestly, if I wanted a forum, I'd be using a web forum, not discord)
#the-workshop probably
my friend begs to differ
whyβd you turn light on, itβs 3 at night?
tbf that was a tasmota device inadvertently exposed to the WAN
you didnβt respond to my text
why'd you only call me when you're high?
ngl i thought this was a chase Atlantic lyric but this is arctic monkeys
(hit me if i am wrong, i ought to know this)
Classic consent not consent
Some people are kinky like that, I am not to judge
-# tho I totally will do so silently
How do I convince my boss that I need an FX3 to shoot an aftermovie of our company holiday?
Maybe when your boss is drunk?
As a large potato model I can only guess why you would need to convince him
large potato model?
Horstexplorer started as a small potato model and worked himself up the career ladder.
Became big fry?
pimp my fry
the show where we turn your silly potato dish into deep fried extravaganza
Fried potato julienne with a light tomato reduction.
leak images of me having a snack smh
I'm using the Blitzortung integration as well. Made a binary sensor for strikes in a certain range during a defined period.
Blitzortung? Isnt that just finding Germany
no thatβs germany finding you
i want my bike back
Someone called?
9 9 9 9
Excuse me wtf that is a long routine
Itβs just a automation lol
Also, meanwhile if it starts thundering I'm running outside and I'll pull the kids along
Hmm... just found a new service that might be worth offering as an add-on. Dunno if there's anywhere to submit a suggestion that it'll be seen though. Not sure how to go about doing it myself either. Anyone happen to have an idea on either point?
Also the switch bot integration is not too perfect
Youβre not scared!?
No
Very few things relax me as much as sitting outside in the rain at night listening to thunder
It is my asmr
i donβt know why honda thought it would be a good idea to have me remove the seat to attach the luggage straps
I respect that, but it does have a huge asterisk you may not have experienced. If you're backpacking in high mountains, that thunder can be -close-. And close means loud as hell. Hiding under a tarp on a foam pad while hoping one of the trees you're tethered to doesn't blow up is less fun than sitting in the back yard.
Yeah I wouldn't ever do something as stupid as go backpacking, anywhere 
I drive towards lightning if it happens when I'm out driving though
I'll even do detours
Shame there is very little after I moved above the Arctic Circle
Sounds like support
observations
that bear discussion
- Ring Doorbell doesn't work with HA anymore - all my stick up POE cameras still work but this one doesn't
1 never buy stuff that isn't fully local
- When you add a device (govee temp sensor) and you add a name it doesn't rename it when you drill dow nand it doesn't rename the entities anymore? It used to?
yeah thats not the debate
OH weird
2 sounds like zha, move to the superior Zigbee2mqtt
I just realized it has a duplicate doorbell - ok disregard the ring thingy
2 is govee bluetooth, esphome devices, switchbot devices
Bluetooth control 
Bluetooth tracking 
dont know what channel to ask this in but is duckdns down for anyone else?
Isn't duckdns down every three days?
like intentionally?
Because it is shitty? Yes
ah

damn
It is best effort and free
havent had any problems before but i cant even acces their website
@reef bolt Technical questions about HA belong in the support channels. #find-support
I've had dyndns since 2000, still don't think it has ever been down
hm is that then
nvm just saw and realised im fine with duckdns being down time to time
son of a gun
@reef bolt Last warning.
How about removing the complete cooler package and AC to change the intercooler. Good ol' germans
Right, asking one more time, does anyone know where I should look for info on building a service into an addon to be submitted to HA? Not sure if it's beyond me or not, but I definitely don't know where to start.
FOKS to be specific. Basically a new federated version of keybase by the original creator.
In the dev support channels. #1257019582112334014
Ah, that works. Thanks.
Even better!
Google search for 'home assistant addon development'
I know how you feel
In my defense, I haven't had caffeine yet today.
thats the tts right?
S1
o shit S1
Bot mine but my buddy's
christ
It deserves that rocket from your name lol
I'm more a baguette kinda guy
Those are supposed to be yellow :(
New gearbox software should make it work
theyre fire if you have traction
Tell me about it...
He paid about the same here
Changed Turbo, Downpipe Intercooler and Intake after 2 weeks of ownership lol
Nah even my Clio is about 18k
if I have money again I'll do that too
TTRS or something
but those are stupid expensive here
Just don't ruin it pls
almost 60k for a red one
60k kms
Would make it not get stuck on a leaf
Would help the wheels not hit the frame too
Just lifting the frame a little bit further off them
In germany we say "SCHLEIFT SICH FREI"
I thought it was Tuf sagt nein?
That too
tuv
No. TΓV says "Das ist nicht Original!"
Diese Anbauteile haben keine Betriebserlaubnis!
not me driving into germany with questionable mirrors and a ghettofixed db-killer
Yuuup
I mean my previous bike was allowed to produce 98dB
but some areas are restricted to 95
52k here
so even with the entire suitcase called exhaust i wasn't allowed
oh I thought the were a lot cheaper. Is that the used price too?
Yeah about same specs
thats crazy
maybe because Ingolstadt doesn't produce them anymore?
Sporty cars in general have held value reasonably well
true
Since noone makes them anymore
das war einmal
whatβs stock on that?
the coolant tank
230hp
damn gina
Black line
Iβm on my cell phone so I canβt make out a lot of that
Stock measured at 240ish hp Software only 300hp and Parts+software 360hp
yeah thatβs absurd
that video is the reason i want a ttrs
So you'll need 50-60k for a ttrs and another 50-60k in parts and tuning lol
yuuup
I would like to have a DMC-12.
they stared making them again right?
great scott!
I can affort that car I just don't feel like putting my reserve in a car that I will tune
it would mean that I need to change my spending habits a lot too
That's the S1 compared to our Tuners personal Mercedes π€£
They built some new ones from left over parts and are working on a new EV.
Most are from 81-82.
lolz
tbh that's not bad right
Had to limit his E63s artificially to 1100NM or it would explode his gearbox
Could do more...
what would be a better idea: buy a wrecked ttrs and go from there or buy back my old XC90 v8 and make it slap
Not a fan of SUVs so there's that
same but still
V90s tho... mhmmm
Never had one of those
Hey hey my XC90 has 410bhp and does 0-100 in 5.4 with 7 seats 
And with 6 seats?
and behaves like freight train in a corner
dont ask me know I know
Yes, helps a lot to put it in power mode though, and let the air suspension lower well
Oh you had the new one

fancypancy
Yes I have it still
I used to drive this fine specemin
Bought it 3y old for almost half price, only β¬72k 
errr
Ah yeah soccermom entered the chat
christ
It's β¬125k new
its madness
Stock model
Ah yeah mid-life crisis soccerdad entered the chat
I've driven enough RS2 and RS6, the XC90 Is both fun and fits the kids
I dont have any kids
I want my V6 TDI Amarok back
The v10 Touareg is great
Individual Tuning Exhaust with custom made bypass system.
Can't drive Diesel into many cities here anymore
legally not
The W12 A8 has a beautiful sound
never got the apeal
i always thought the Phaeton was targeted at the chineese market
They're cheap now
idk why
15-20k
Yes, and also mostly broken
cheap german car is one way to go bankrupt
If you hate your life
It's either cheap going to be expensive or expensive getting more expensive
its blurry
and so so so so much demand for oil :P
One more repair and that thing is an economical write off
same. My car has spent three quarters of a year at the dealer
I can drive mine into his to be done with both of the cars?
I have been towed like 19 times in 1.5 years of ownership
It's always so funny, at the beginning of the convo when you sent the pic from the driveway I was already wondering if you've got any problems π€£
Do you have a crush on the tow truck driver?
more like: how many problems
dude they know my by name
its embarrassing
He wants the tow truck driver to crush him (or his car)
preferably my car
Depends if you have warranty
yeah I have
iirc extended too but I am in talks for a buyback since this car is such an pain
POV my car stalls at an red light and I was about to slap the ever living fuck out of a Renault
Insane
wait let me look up my video
I showed the video to the dealer when he said I was making shit up
Only problem I had was that i cooked my gearbox oil after 3 hrs autobahn from switzerland homewards
They just do that
wild
Had to replace all gears
Clutches were fine interestingly
But my Oil temp readout only goes to 140C and it stayed there a little too long even after slowing down
thats a bit much
Never gave me a warning so I didn't notice
And i didn't check temps going 200-250 kmh π
thats fair enough
Apart from one time where my fuel door refused to work my baguette had been solid so far
PANIC KNOCKING ON WOOD
Hello all!
Song of my people lol
fr
I am well aware, unfortunately
Just buy the VW part
When you can't remember how you fixed it last time π
behold, haΒΉΒ²
Did someone swap #the-water-cooler with #memes im confused
@forest edge got some pots and pans. Prime day is kinda meh
yea it's been pretty shit. especially for me since many of the one off stuff I had bought less than a year ago is now on prime day sale lol
Although I was super spaced out in the flight in the morning and checked out a bunch of stuff. I will find out on Saturday π π π
Too little to drink huh ;)
Got a text from wife "are you drunk already?" Around 10AM so I stopped.
I think I need my own prime account
I wish my cat(s) would use something like this, but I have a feeling they wouldn't: https://www.amazon.com/virtulance-Cat-Desk-Bed-Adjustable/dp/B0DTF5ZPS8
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is the sole purpose of that is to make it something they can't knock off?
off the desk so they're not taking up desk space and pushing everything off. I have a separate chair next to mine for them now that they sometimes use
cats know what it is you want. that's why they do the opposite
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if its somewhere where there is a lot of visually impaired people then sure the audio warning might come in handy.
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pretty sure they rope those off
time for tuya to be taken out and shot I guess?
govee path lights are fairly well behaved. just don't trust that the control box is actually waterproof
Missy.. are you in an abusive relationship with tuya?
Ah who am I kidding the answer is yes... π
cant believe it took me this long to discover this discord
i must have hosed and rebuilt my HA instance at least 3x since i discovered it a few years ago
Yes. It might be.
help.... I give user id then password and immediately get start over again & again. probably the wrong place to ask?
how to fix?
otherwise I raher like HA...
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Well got my hue's swapped with the govee matter bulbs..
now i just... need a replacment for the philips hue remote thing
"a safety guard against preventing slip and fall accidents"? are you sure about that sentence?
As if that thing is going to stop the smartphone zombies
They aren't watching, they aren't paying attention
An active hazard when driving the forklift at work. I know you have places to be, but this thing weighs 5.3 tons and it's not going to stop if you get in its way
you don't think adding tech to a slippery when wet sign isn't humanity's greatest achievement?
now that would make a great warning sign when things start to border politics
Nope, sorry, humanity peaked with the banana peel shaped wet floor sign
that looks fake
now just add tech that plays this and it would for sure rank supreme. https://youtu.be/Aa-ZIXJdDW4?si=fBHOxCmZsGc6A8il
the best slip and fall sound effect of all time
No Thud/Fall sound: https://youtu.be/kKPAt6DoLyA
I feel like this would make for a good pre-announce media on specific announcements
Oh I was invited for this study
Did 20250702.2 core fail? I do not see it available for me.
That sounds like a frontend release
You are correct. My mistake.
they tested open source devs which have on average around 1500 commits and 5 years of experience in the repository they committed to. So it's not exactly the average dev experience
Hey all. Not sure where to start so I'm starting here. My friend wants me to setup a home camera system for him that is self-hosted and does not involve any cloud uploads. I've learned the Frigate is a great option and their documentation says that Dahua is a great camera option. Just here to learn from the experience of those here. My friend mainly wants a camera system but I am curious about the use cases for the advanced features of frigate. And curious about how difficult it is to configure. I am fairly familliar with linux, docker containers, LXC containers, bash, networking, etc.
while frigate is nice. it's not really necessary for just a cctv system
brand ai object detection has gotten a lot better over the past few years
What is the use case for AI detection? Also, do you have any other suggestions for CCTV software?
well the point is to get accurate detections not false positives like shadows and leafs etc
Ah that makes perfect sense
in the past brand built in detection kind of sucked so something like Frigate was an absolute great thing but these days brand built in detections have improved considerably
plus frigate was local and could be used with HA for automation triggers etc
but if all you are really concerned about is just a local cctv system then you can skip the whole frigate thing. brands like reolink with nvr or others with nvr are local
Oh I c. So reolink systems have integrated software that is local and plug and play? Does it come with the server too is that separate?
yes the NVR is the "server" (i think is what you are referring too) that stores all the footage etc
reolink cams have great ai now, no need for frigate, you dont need server but can record directly to /media or smb in haos
Oh so all I would need is network storage and the camera's software will write to that? My friend wants 6 cameras. He will be able to see all cameras in a single interface?
Thanks I will continue there.
yes, possible if enough ram and cpu
Last questions. Are there any advantages at all to using frigate?
i dont use frigate, reolink does it all
can't set up zones with reolink and others. can't fine tune a lot of stuff
not to mention frigate can now control ptz cameras
more options indeed, but also more setup. If extra options needed that reolink does not have, go for frigate
The main needs are to be able to view up to 6 cameras and, perhaps, be able to view feeds remotely
Vibe coder detected
what?
Making a joke about anyone disagreeing with the results must be a vibe coder, lol
I'm not disagreeing. Just saying it's highly specific to one group of people
There is also one guy in that study that says the newer models perform better and are able to do more independently
Oh I love those posts on LinkedIn with people who get orgasms from doing vibe coding, and you see their career is a new company every 6 months
Cats: OMG you need to wake up early and feed me I've never eaten in my life
Also cats: That was tasty, back to bed!
Cats after waking you up at 5 in the morning, start napping around you all day
Not what I'm experiencing tbh, their AI seems to fail to recognize cars, people animals etc.
They also failing all the time, go plus and go plus pt ultra need te be powered of weekly.
Also the ultra one's battery is bad calibrated or just a bad battery because once it's at 46% it means the battery is actually 0%.
The hardware itself also looks cheap and feel cheap.
The house is remarkably quiet between mealtimes
Can a raccoon ever have too many network cable drops?
Ignore the lose cables, they are temporary ones (that will only be there for another 3 to 10 years)
no
Oooh! Where is this?! (What part of the world)
Same answer for the fibers
Belgium
I was going to say, my electric meter is almost identical, in Sweden!
That looks like quite the project
You don't wanna know π
I honestly do
But you may not want to type it all out π€£
My current work project is wrapping up door entry and alarm system at a 45000m2 9 floor hospital and integrations with other systems, so I can understand if you have a large project
rlc-820a no false detection, no restart and no faillure last 3?months.
I'll bet ya if I open the reolink app now atleast one of the two cams is not going to work
But they 4g cams on battery, maybe they use some other partners for it?
Can also say todo around 18h it false detected a person
For the rest it only records motion and never persons or cars
Can anyone tell me if there is a way in Discord to find a thread I started. I've tried sorting in date order and scrolling back but I can't find it
Take a look at #best-posting-practices
mostly in search I do
from: @theusername in: #channel
When you use the search, go to the filters beside the search field, select from: and your username.
The raccoon cables?
Less than 1% raccoon in the cables
that ain't working
If it goes much higher than that, the trash starts interfering with the signal
It's the opposite with cats
He's just trying to get into the cable to improve the signal
That's how you upgrade CAT5 to CAT6
If you have an Intel Raptor Lake system and you're in the northern hemisphere, chances are that your machine is crashing more often because of the summer heat. I know because I can literally see which EU countries have been affected by heat waves by looking at the locales of Firefox crash reports coming from Raptor Lake systems.
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i understand this is not a support chat, but does someone know why the webpage card isn't able to open websites outside my network?
there's like 12 threads on that topic, all of them remain unawnsered
Still not for here
These weird dashboard people
I love the unified logos between the projects, but wow my eyes are getting worse.
damn, your deep
But you'd need to have 5 cats with their mouths around it first. Needs a bigger litter
No the wire is already cat5, just need to add more to make it cat6
future you will thank this you
I hope so! Hah
Now to figure out how in the fuck to make my dashboard work
Actual dustcaps for copper ports
Haven't seen one of those in use outside very industrial areas for a few decades
I use them in non-controlled environments so i'm not picking dust bunnies out in 5 years
You should see my stuff, 48 port switches in my garage, with road dust and I sand wood in there
is there a known issue with the alexa integration with home assistant right now?
since yesterdayish?
Could call yourself captain crunch once you start plugging stuff into that switch
Not noticing much, I've had my switches like that for decades
Yet to have a port fail
I had a customer with a switch next to the exhaust of a hot glue binding machine
Glue evaporated with time and the exhaust took that stuff somewhere
I fixed a server in a car maintenance shop once, that was more soot than server at some point
Inside the switch partly
Still was running, but a dimm had failed
haven't you been told like 10x times to stop asking support questions here lol
Really isn't an issue unless it is conductive, like when electricans cut the cable trays inside the DC
That is bad
More like 40
I called it the best conformal coating I've ever seen
my favourite thing is when people cut a live cable pair with metal scissors
Don't let them lights hurt ya
did you cut yourself
Make sure to tie a knot before your cut so it won't leak all the optics
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accidental LiFi
Love bits
damn this guy bought the β¬1000 solar tracker. He forgot to look at the reviews and videos about this thing because the controls are garbage https://community.home-assistant.io/t/ha-solar-tracker/571372/31?u=langestefan
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this thing
If only there was a place to ask for support.
I wonder how much support enquiries would be reduced if this wasn't the first channel in the community section 
Man, I need to learn to focus on one project at a time. Poking at HA plugin creation and MUD scripting back and forth really isn't doing me favors on either front.
Though right now I'm in the car waiting for my wife to come back out of urgent care and let me know if she has covid or not....
Probably not at all. This channel moves and is a channel rather than a forum. People are going to gravitate here.
I know! But its not like I need support just want to know if the stuff thats working a couple days ago went to crap
not even asking for help
Thereβs no support here - only chill. Come in, grab a drink, chat with your fellow community members! This is a space to talk to other smart home enthusiasts. If youβre looking for support and unsure where to go, check out https://discord.com/channels/330944238910963714/1284968640189304913 - it should help you find where you are going. This channel isn't for 'quick questions' - see above and post in the appropriate place. No politics, religion, or any other obviously contentious topics! Please ensure you've read the Code of Conduct (https://www.home-assistant.io/code_of_conduct/), and #rules.
Thatβs help
maybe we need the-dusty-closet to take the brunt of those just looking for the first chat.
"this is the only chat where you are allowed to ask for support. noone will answer since you are supposed to get support in the proper places, but if you really must ask in a chat first feel free to do it here."

Hello all, just found out I'm getting 2 gig internet later this summer, nice upgrade from 100mbit....
I'm excited!
the big problem is that few servers will deliver data noticeably faster π but it definitely helps on a connection shared with bandwidth pigs
2g/2g service here
1200/300 over copper here because why tf not
we still have one coax provider here who refused to build a fiber network and now they're slowly dying because others have higher speeds and lower prices
Ah excuse me, 1100/350
I'm on 100/10 currently and honestly it does 90% of what I want...... the issue is its over copper and our provider is really crappy about fixing things, still riding off the coat tails of the Qwest....
Century Link 60 bucks a month,, new fiber 75.... its a no brainer to me(still to much money but what do you do)
10 upload is horrible though. Wouldn't even work for me because I couldn't use jellyfin on that speed outside my house
20x the download 200x the upload for 15 dollars a month
10 upload is like... 2013 for me?
I use emby outside the house, just set the picture quality is ewww
Lifetime Emby license so I just use it
Jellyfin client's sucked the last time I tried it
sucked how?
And I had to pay for guide data versus being included with Emby
Been like 5 years, so can't say, just didn't have the polish of Emby
I will say if I wasn't a life time license I'd run Jellyfin
5 years is a very long time for a community project
Yes I agree, but why fix whats not broken π
You know the worst part is I bought a plex lifetime license as well when it was stupid on sale..... used it for a month
I still need to do my migration from Plex to Jellyfin
Oh just cause I can I going to install a Jellyfin container and see whats changed
Do you have a rotex though?!
Just wait till the new home assistant discord logo drops

Like signal to noise ratio, but copper to trash ratio
welp my gen 4 shellies arrived
How ironic, racoon talking negatively about trash
time to see how well these things are
All things in moderation!
I'm still on Gen 2 what has been changed/added?
Or what exactly are you looking forward to? Rest I can Google myself
Well I tried but the shelly site is fucked
Gen4 has zigbee. That's the big ticket item
zigbee.. plan to swap some of my gen 1's to this for zigbee
well ummmm Jellyfin looks functionally the same as Emby out of the box
I did it. Was pretty painless
what was teh rational for switching from Emby to Jellyfin?
I swtiched from plex to jellyfin
oh that would make perfect sense
quite a few things. It has quite some limitations if you dont buy the premium pass. I also had to buy the android app, and then realized I would have to buy the same app on every other family members devices
Emby if bought the lifetime pass you never had to buy clients, if I didn't have a lifetime license already I'd probably do the same
but the most annoying thing was the constant synchronization issues. I switch devices all the time, and plex does not keep good track of which client has what history. That synchronisation happens in their backend. For jellyfin the synchronization happens on the docker container so all my sync issues are now gone
I could see how that woudl be super annoying
the only thing I wish they would improve in plex is the playlists. be nice to be able to create a playlist from both movies and tv shows and to start and resume where you had left off. treat the playlist as if it was one huge single media of sorts
My #1 (tbh, basically only) gripe with Plex at the moment is I want to be able to manually add something into the "continue watching" row.
Too annoying to browse the library on the TV, and especially when starting a re-watch of something where you also need to mark it unwatched first; just want to do that on my phone then force S01E01 into the list so it's one click on the TV remote to start playing.
I'm trying to make a custom addon. So far so good, but one glitch. I am running novnc inside my container and I want to add it to the side bar. It's coming up, I can connect to it outside, there is also a sidebar link and I'm using port 80 (chatgpt suggestion) and it says "bad gateway" connecting.
I don't have a webui: (again chatgpt suggestion). Apparently the side bar things are hardcoded to only be port 80? Is that correct?
this is not a support channel. you probably want the dev support channel which you need to get the dev role from "channels and roles" to be able to see it.
ahh.... yes, thx. I thought I saw a developer option. Couldn't find it. thx!
sucks the marvel movies kind of hit a stall
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for the folks that run home assistant on your own hardware (desktop pc,nuc,server,etc), what kind of backups do you use to recover say from a complete meltdown of said equipment? basically, how quickly get you get back online with your setup?
just clone the config folder and it's instant
that's it? π
essentially what backups do. if you run haos then it can even backup addons you may have installed
gotcha. about to take the plunge into home assistant and about to buy most if not all the stuff i want to replace my existing home alarm subscription. always hesitant on recovery aspect.
the built in backup system is great. it stores my backup in multiple places so can spin back up quickly if i need to
amazon prime day, got a cart full. haven't decided on a smoke/co detector yet but that may have to wait until i research more
sounds awesome. was planning to run haos on clone pc, older nas etc and upgrade that over time.
i used good ole chatgpt to help generate my equipment list
**slams head into desk**
ChatGPT, please order some stuff from Amazon
it actually sucks at amazon links
Amazon has Rufus
it's okay, we all make mistakes
didn't even know that existed. i was thinking of rufus, the usb creator tool! π
ah, i'm in Canada and Rufus isn't available to me! π¦
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Hey guys, I'm new to virtualization stuff and saw Home Assistant on the Apps catalog of TrueNAS. What is Home Assistant all about and where can I learn more about it? And another question, is there any way to set up a home AI? Like a chatbot that can pull answers from the internet, similar to ChatGPT and the like, but hosted on your own servers and network so as not to send all of your data to a third party? Something that can be saved in memory to remember context over long conversations, and answer questions while remembering the current config of stuff? I'm looking to have some sort of CoPilot situation where it can answer questions while I work on code or other projects.
Ollama is a good self hosted AI if you have the hardware to power it. I'm running a 14 yr old rig so mine won't.
Home Assistant is pretty awesome! https://home-assistant.io I have mine setup through Proxmox via helper-scripts.com but the thing I can tell you about Home Assitant is it will get you started easily and you can control more things than you can think of. I have my lights in the living room and bedroom for example, automated to turn on/off and dim and set the colors as desired all from the Home Assistant Dashboard. You can connect smart locks to it and have it alert you if someone unlocks the door for example, or even remotely lock and unlock it. I have a dehumidier connected to it and can monitor my humidity and also have a room sensor which detects motion and temp and a few more things. I will warn you though, once you get into it, it becomes slightly addicting as you find yourself wanting "more!" and finding ways to automate more of your home.
If you are on Reddit r/homeassistant is a good place to get advice and more info from as well.
Oh, it is? I never trusted reddit 
Yes, pretty popular military outpost for first time recruits
i create daily backups via PBS in proxmox :)
Standing in front of the cam with car, no detection.
battery cams are a little diffrent
Thank god for the new fully-opening YAML editing screen. My top favorite feature addition so far
The prayers have been heard
just wait till it gets removed next month
i can only speak for my hardware and setup, and this works. Likely the difference between our cams result in different outcomes.
have a lot of cats walking around, not triggering the cam once π not even raccoons
only persons
and bought reolink on advice from home assistant on this server
And your camera is among the NOT SUPPORTED list of home assistant...
thats why you need frigate?
Same here plus someone in my family said they would rather buy reolink then ubiquity cams
Sadly there isn't even a way to have them in hass
I'm limited to it's builtin AI unless I upload all video to a server and run detections there.
and then create a webrtc stream of incoming etc etc
wut
you just pipe the camera rtsp stream into frigate. thats it
but I wouldn't bother with frigate unless you actually needed some feature it has. it's just added expense in hardware
It's 4g
Indeed
only "quick" solution is to ftp recordings then setup frigate or anything else and have it forward to hass
well your camera you posted above is in a shit location
construction site
POE cams will come
Just wanted nice 4g battery powered by solar cams
should have splurged for one of thier 24/7 record capable ones
that way object detection wouldn't require a 30ft limited object to even start detection
Yes but tbh the total cost now is almost the same as some ubi cams plus access point plus 4g router
hmm
setup allot of ubi cams the same, detections just work
those are not battery
Also tried to adjust the size in the go pt ultra and no change, while the goplus is at a worse place but detects fine
your problem is the camera is too far away from the area you want to detect
just has an issue where connection fails and need to restart the cam manual
they recommend 10-14ft up off the ground and within 30ft
that you posted above is not within those specs at all
omg
iow need frigate to overcome that limit then :p
traditional battery cameras use a pir sensor to even start the recording/detection process and pir has a limited range of 30ft so the camera won't detect nothing till that is triggered
frigate can't
the pir works
Motion gets recorded
But not people etc
smaller heat signature
than a car
why the camera should be within 30ft of whatever you are wanting to cpature
nothing works except motion
no shit
and motion doesn't include persons cars etc
your camera is way further away lol
motion is likely insects
like i already said. the camera is in a shit location
even within the limit



