#the-water-cooler

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lone dagger
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I haven't looked at the calendar for that one since last week, though.

forest edge
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think decoy is hosting ours. i'm going to let loose farm animals inside his house

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what a downer

tidal bronze
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Please host with that monster and hate

lone dagger
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This is the epitome of this community lmfao.

tidal bronze
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That means nothing. Just want to know if Cabernet is on tap ๐Ÿ™‚

forest edge
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only going for the booze

tidal bronze
forest edge
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host a massive HA meetup somewhere other than california then i'd be interested. till then .. meh

tidal bronze
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Dude you love CA

lone dagger
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There are like 25 in North America right now.

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๐Ÿ˜‚

forest edge
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i mean just one

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not a bunch of pity parties

tidal bronze
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Why not 1 and get everyone there.

deft pewter
lone dagger
tidal bronze
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BTW support questions allowed at these meetups? @lone dagger

deft pewter
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You've almost redeemed yourself

lone dagger
tidal bronze
lone dagger
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Neither am I.

tidal bronze
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Oh nice!

lone dagger
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๐Ÿ˜†

forest edge
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which is why it has to be one big meetup

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somewhere humid and hosted outside so QF can enjoy it

lone dagger
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Ew.

tidal bronze
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Fuck NO! Please no humidity!

primal laurel
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im not even a person

forest edge
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lol

lone dagger
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Everything does. In different quantities.

tidal bronze
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Just checking

primal laurel
tidal bronze
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You are the sweetest!

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come to the one in LA?

lone dagger
tidal bronze
lone dagger
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Yes!

tidal bronze
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Awesome!

deft pewter
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Boxes and boxes of it

tidal bronze
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Loc. TBD?

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Little sus!

lone dagger
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We have great wine from WA!

tidal bronze
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That I agree

lone dagger
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But yeah Iโ€™m still trying to get my venue.

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The first shot was a bust. Fell through.

tidal bronze
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Backyard?

jovial oxide
tidal bronze
lone dagger
tidal bronze
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@forest edge turning on the lights, just for you

lone dagger
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I guess maybe so. I live a little deeper, it takes 45m to get to SEATAC.

tidal bronze
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Just asking.

deft pewter
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Forty meters is pretty close

lone dagger
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This is how you know Americans have their own language.

tidal bronze
primal laurel
lone dagger
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-# said while Iโ€™m wearing a guillotine hoodie lul

tidal bronze
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People and their metrics

deft pewter
forest edge
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Was talking to my neighbor and he started talking about wine. Instantly rolled my eyes

lone dagger
forest edge
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Was planting plants and going on how cool chatgto was in helping them started talking about the future and how it could help with pairing wines to food or something

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Chatgtp

static schooner
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I suggest Welch's grape juice with your Spaghettios

forest edge
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I swear when he started naming wines (i think thats what it was) and talking about "flowerly flavor" or some shit I pictured his skin turning green and antenna's growing out of his head

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bad enough I have to come back in here and hear about the same shit all over again from you know who

unborn merlin
static schooner
unborn merlin
tidal bronze
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Hangout with your neighbor more

forest edge
tidal bronze
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That neighbor got good taste.

forest edge
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was wondering if I should call the paramedics.. thought the gibberish was a sign of a stroke

tidal bronze
willow iron
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I just sneezed and my Voice Assistant thought I said "okay nabu". hah.

dawn badge
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okay own up, who submitted a sneeze to the wakeword collective? ๐Ÿ˜›

forest edge
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they been adding a lot of diffrent languages to it, sure a sneeze probably fits one of them

clear ferry
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My sneezes could blow down the third piggy's house, so that would be interesting waking up 250 smart devices in range

forest edge
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don't you mean coat them in sticky goo?

fair axle
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Honest question- do people just โ€œdealโ€ with inconsistent issues with Zigbee devices? Or is there light at the end of the tunnel. Trying to understand what the good / happy state loooks like?

forest edge
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what do you mean inconsistent?

fair axle
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I have some devices that sporadically reporting data/large gaps of data coming in/devices picking the worse router or just the controller. Been tearing my hair out.

All are third reality which iirc is pretty reliable.

forest edge
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don't put a lot of faith in the "map" layout

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make sure your not experincing interference issues with wifi devices nearby or just in general

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zigbee takes some trial and error to understand what is going on but once you get things figured out there really isn't much in inconsistency

fair axle
forest edge
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not to mention not all zigbee devices are created equal. third reality is a good brand but just saying

gilded scarab
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were you able to get your eufy lights to work with HA? I cannot find and answer and having the same issue. All I am trying to do is to use a luton pico remote to turn on my string lights and permanent lights that i installed on my pergola. Thanks in advance.

fair axle
forest edge
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yea don't do that lol. put them where you want them and leave them for a few days.. then and only then if you are having issues it's likely something that will require a router device being placed inbetween or something

fair axle
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Hmm okay - Iโ€™ll give it a few days. Thanks.

forest edge
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yea like I said, takes a bit of trial and error then you start to understand how to place devices to deal with it's weak signal etc

elder ivy
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Hey guys any reccomendations on stuff I can do with 2 vibration sensors?

forest edge
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tell when a dryer shuts off

clear ferry
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What is your coordinator @fair axle and integration? Because I've been running Zigbee2mqtt for 6+ years and I've had no such issues

clear ferry
glacial knot
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nah, you need 3 to make very sure

clear ferry
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Only mildly sure with two?

glacial knot
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nah, no quorum. So you might be quite sure, but also quite unsure

forest edge
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my barn router which has wifi, 4 lan ports and has built in 4g was like under 100 bucks yet I cannot find a single fanless pc with the same stuff and the ones that has "some" of the stuff is stupid expensive

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like most only have one mpci slot so you have to choose between wifi or cell modem

iron granite
clear ferry
pulsar umbra
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seem like a rather chill topic to talk about

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(yes i am french how did you know ?)

glacial knot
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probsT ๐Ÿท
These days proton is all the hype though

solar zealot
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I don't think you are supposed to drink a bunch of those

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That's how people get charged

last cedar
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If only there was some way to mount those square nuts

deft pewter
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Also... French wine ๐Ÿคข Italian wine partyTime

umbral cliff
glacial knot
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Is that the grape, not processing? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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And yea, general climate of the region is also noticeable
I don't drink much wine, and I lost some of my ability to tell apart ๐Ÿต due to the 'rona. So I might not be able to anymore. But I wanted to "get into" wine for a while and paid attention to it

deft pewter
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Clearly there's a variety in the grapes, otherwise we wouldn't have red and white ๐Ÿ˜‚ But the variety doesn't extend to the myriad notes that people pretend they can detect. That's the winemaking, not the grape growing.

clear ferry
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There are people who are hyper sensitive to taste and smell, but for the remaining 99.9% of people, wine is wine for the most part

primal laurel
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there's a tech company here I visit occasionally that have their own brewery, and it's pretty good stuff. And they give it to visitors for free smile

last cedar
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9/10 raccoons can detect a premium wine by touch alone, follow me for more raccoon facts

clear ferry
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If you have 9 raccoons and divided them by 10, is that then roadkill pile?

last cedar
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9 out of 10, not 9 tenths, you monster

clear ferry
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Thanks mommy

crisp oriole
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Good day all home assistant enthusiasts

primal laurel
red rock
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When are we going

primal laurel
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oh lol. Next time there's a rust or julia meetup ๐Ÿ˜‚

red rock
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rip

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Who is julia and why are we meeting her up

glacial knot
clear ferry
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Alexa, remind me to visit ongy

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Unfortunately I don't work a lot with DACH customers

primal laurel
glacial knot
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do they? I che ked at some point, but I don't think they pay FAANG levels o.0

deft pewter
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Ah, so there's actually a company using Julia. I thought it was just another esolang.

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You know it's still just going to be 3 devs using it, not the whole company.

primal laurel
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julia is doing a large part of the numerical computing on the lithography machine itself. So in production

clear ferry
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Julia seems to be getting a lot of traction in the environments I deploy

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I'd say every 2/5 data scientists are using it from my experience

crisp oriole
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Finished my 1st home assistant integration.

Me a developer now.

glacial knot
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Neat

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What are you integrating?

crisp oriole
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I successfully updated a old dutch public transport api. Added a directon option sometimes the api saw buses going both ways.

And i fixed the outdated attribute code

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More hacking than writing from scratch

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Perhaps now i can try to make my libvirt integration

static schooner
crisp oriole
red rock
crisp oriole
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next i need to learn to setup a development hass system

primal laurel
solar zealot
crisp oriole
robust flicker
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Imagine my shock when the IT lady meets me in our shop at 7am when they normally don't come in until 8am.

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I've been waiting to get my assigned laptop since July, lol.

crisp oriole
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Dont burn in the screen at the frontpage of some NSFW site

glacial knot
crisp oriole
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can it work with nano?

crisp oriole
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do you have the receipt they never gave it to you?

robust flicker
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Nah. They finally brought me one. HP ZBook Firefly 16" "AI workstation" like I need a damn ai in a laptop lol

crisp oriole
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weak musk
primal laurel
indigo knot
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I was looking at which home assistant install I should use... and am unclear about a comment regarding install. The docs make it sound like when installing home assistant as a docker container deployment, addons arent supported or something. Does that mean none of the extensions and stuff will work?

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I dont know what linux distro home assistant os is based on (if any), but I kind of want to run this and other stuff on top of debian and need to run other containers on this server

primal laurel
static schooner
indigo knot
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actually I didnt realize it... googling diff install types gave me more information on supervised installation which I think will be what I want for this use case

primal laurel
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Supervised is pretty much been axed

lone dagger
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Yeah, don't do supervised, friend.

indigo knot
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le sigh. I guess I'll just dedicate an entire machine to running the HAOS

crisp oriole
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Just run within libvirt

indigo knot
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yep

deft pewter
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You don't need addons anyway. They're just... other containers.

crisp oriole
indigo knot
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I mean I'm not gonna lie, I dont even know what all add-ons would be included there... does that mean any integration with any smart home devices, or are addons typically larger than that

deft pewter
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Integrations are integrations. They're part of HA.

static schooner
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<I'm just trying to bring this channel back on topic>

deft pewter
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Addons are stuff like when silly people want to run Plex inside of HA instead of alongside it where it belongs.

indigo knot
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oh weird

deft pewter
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But yeah... this is a discussion for a support channel ๐Ÿ˜„

indigo knot
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its water cooler, what is the topic?

crisp oriole
indigo knot
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ok

deft pewter
indigo knot
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@crisp oriole thank you

silent doveBOT
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The topic of this channel is:

Thereโ€™s no support here - only chill. Come in, grab a drink, chat with your fellow community members! This is a space to talk to other smart home enthusiasts. If youโ€™re looking for support and unsure where to go, check out https://discord.com/channels/330944238910963714/1284968640189304913 - it should help you find where you are going. This channel isn't for 'fast questions' - see above and post in the appropriate place. No politics, religion, or any other obviously contentious topics! Please ensure you've read the Code of Conduct (https://www.home-assistant.io/code_of_conduct/), and #rules.

deft pewter
static schooner
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thankfully, there's a topic message

crisp oriole
deft pewter
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Locks?

indigo knot
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I get making the support stuff a forum type scenario on discord, but when asking for advice (that is specific to me MAYBE, seems weird to ask opinions in something liek that)

crisp oriole
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We had this discussion before and you fell back to none existing functionality

iron granite
primal laurel
deft pewter
iron granite
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We wait for the 10000th

lone dagger
deft pewter
deft pewter
crisp oriole
deft pewter
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Because you make no sense ๐Ÿ˜‰

crisp oriole
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We also had this discussion before

deft pewter
weak musk
scenic radish
primal laurel
lone dagger
primal laurel
robust flicker
unborn merlin
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plus I like having it constantly whining about other stuff runninng in my docker

unborn merlin
dawn badge
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this is what proxmox is for

unborn merlin
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i'm aware.. my new server will be using proxmox..

dawn badge
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CHEER!

unborn merlin
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just dragging my feet on finishing it of course.. ๐Ÿ˜›

lone dagger
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And whining about it.

unborn merlin
lone dagger
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Believe me, I find a way.

unborn merlin
# lone dagger And whining about it.

Both Core and Supervised methods are still actively used when developing Home Assistant and will continue to be possible. We just wonโ€™t officially document or provide support for them as recommended methods for production setups. If you know what youโ€™re doing and want to maintain these setups yourself or with community support, thatโ€™s perfectly fine.

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actually waait no i'll be fine ๐Ÿ˜›

lone dagger
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Until you aren't.

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๐Ÿ˜‚

unborn merlin
# lone dagger ๐Ÿ˜‚

my poor old odroid system that I moved on from tho. /s

discontinue official support for two older architectures:

i386 (32-bit x86)
armhf (32-bit ARM hard float)
armv7 (32-bit ARM)

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poor thing. ๐Ÿ˜›

lone dagger
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That sounds like an issYOU not and issME.

unborn merlin
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this is discord and you're a mod its my job to make things your problem I think..

lone dagger
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My sister said that to my son last night and I lost it. ๐Ÿคฃ

mighty rose
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This is weird. I can't seem to connect my Fronius inverter to HA when the inverter has a public IP

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I can curl the URL of the inverter from a terminal in ha....

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but when I try to add it via the integration, it just says "failed to connect"

deft pewter
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It's a real shame this isn't a support channel, else we'd love to hear more about it.

mighty rose
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ew. discord threads tho

deft pewter
mighty rose
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Chat client with a forum identity crisis ๐Ÿ˜„

lone dagger
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Would you prefer we have the hellscape that is how Slack does this shit?

forest edge
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I thought some people liked slack tho

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I hear about it alot

lone dagger
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We just moved to it for work and I have a hate love relationship with it already.

mighty rose
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eh - I'm a grumpy old man, I'd rather use IRC ๐Ÿ˜›

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alas, I know its not for everyone

mighty rose
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@lone dagger Teams, Discord, Matrix, Slack - they're all reinventions of web based IRC

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and they're all dodgy lol

deft pewter
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Slack isn't for everyone though. It's main benefit is all the integrations that just work.

static schooner
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That's limited to 9 people

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And you always need one more

left saddle
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Good afternoon! Could someone recommend a universal remote control (like the Logitech Harmony) that is integrated with Home Assistant so that I can control TV, Receiver, Apple TV, Cable TV, etc.

weak musk
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We should just use text messages instead of discord

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@lone dagger please start abusing your admin rights and collect phone numbers

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Iโ€™m very tempted to call that

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Hahahahah I just googled it

scenic radish
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867-5309

primal laurel
lone dagger
lone dagger
unborn merlin
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could even list it twice.

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... as microsoft does

deft pewter
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Teams is gross

mighty rose
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Teams is in the list ๐Ÿ˜„

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it was the first ๐Ÿ˜„

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but I totally understand why you skipped over it hahahha

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so this is really weird.... I can get to https://<public_ip>/solar_api/v1/GetPowerFlowRealtimeData.fcgi in a browser, I can even curl it from the HA VM in a terminal - but the Fronius integration won't connect to it.

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but yesterday, when it was on a private IP address, it worked fine - and has worked for over a year

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I th ink I'm go ing cr azy

peak slate
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These days we even have outlook, and new outlook

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And god forbid you accidentally click the wrong one

robust flicker
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My kid, "god you're a smartass." to me. Deservedly so. But I always respond "better a smartass than a dumbass". Lol

unborn merlin
crisp oriole
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how many develop new integrations directly on haos?

forest edge
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haos.. the only install worth having

mighty rose
peak slate
mighty rose
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wasn't there also Teams for Workplaces and Teams for Schools?

peak slate
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probably was

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i know for a while there was skype and skype for business (which was really skype and linq)

clear ferry
primal laurel
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Actual software engineers can't lose their job to AI. If this person claims that there are at least a few others reasons they're not mentioning ๐Ÿ˜‚

glacial knot
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๐Ÿ˜‚

clear ferry
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You should see the people who are software engineers who have never touched a keyboard

glacial knot
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I know a couple people with a masters in CS that barely do

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also, 150k in CA is entry level SWE
They can absolutely be replaced by AI

clear ferry
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Yeah, the ridiculous American HCOL paychecks are bonkers

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My job would be 2-3x pay in California, and I already earn the country average times two

glacial knot
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I'd "only" get 100k more in CA

forest edge
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150k is too much for some of these computer jobs imo

solar zealot
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but how would they buy zyber troock and tesler????

forest edge
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most don't. they still live in their parents hand me down car in a walmart parking lot

primal laurel
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Sell drugs like the rest of us

glacial knot
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Not everyone's dutch

unborn merlin
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say shit without ever saying anything worthwhile?

That's peak AI right there.

glacial knot
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I'd say sales and marketing. But apparently klarna tried and failed rooD

unborn merlin
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managers are the most easily AI'd..

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they just dont wanna admit it ๐Ÿ˜›

glacial knot
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celrShrug I'm doing quite well with mine
but he's also TLM and still does some IC work

unborn merlin
glacial knot
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yea, that's why I like the TLM method over TechLead/Manager as separate positions

deft pewter
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I'm basically a TLM, even if that's not my title. I do plenty of work still ๐Ÿฅฒ

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Granted, I'm not doing my own work often. It's usually helping other people with how to do theirs. But that's still better than 'managers' in other businesses where they exist just to hold pointless meetings and watch your attendance.

glacial knot
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yea, I used to be Manager in a company that doesn't have the distinction
and started in a TLM style position but had to move more and more into management tasks due to... People...
Happy to be an IC again

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Though I got my promo ๐ŸŽ‰ so now I'll have to do some of the stuff again but from an IC position
Mentoring rooD

forest edge
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would have loved to see these manager jobs you all say that do no work

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been a manger twice in my life at two diffrent job types and it sucked

glacial knot
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oh they keep busy. They just don't do much ๐Ÿ˜‚

forest edge
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I think non managers just assume managers are suppose to do their job for them in many cases

glacial knot
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you must suck as manager if that's what your reports thought
can't you establish expectations at all?

forest edge
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not sure what you mean

unborn merlin
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there is a very large difference between "manager who used to do the job"

and "business ghoul who never did the job"

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companies seem to much prefer the latter these days. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

forest edge
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meh, only benefit of a manager that used to do the job is the ability to better judge lazyness lol

unborn merlin
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or having reasonable expectations..

And knowing how to shut the fuck up and go away to let people work

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๐Ÿ˜„

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unsurprisingly: a manager standing around staring over your shoulders while you're behind or busy.. does not in fact help

deft pewter
forest edge
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I would like to see your managers in these countries.. sounds like it would be fun to watch

deft pewter
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Yeah, do the whole American superiority thing and act like other countries just don't have their shit together.

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Management is management is management.

desert cave
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the very best managers are the ones who ask you what you need to get your work done, then go and chase it down for you, or get out of the way, and keep upper management off your back. Going that route both makes you better at cranking work out, and pretty easily highlights the ones who aren't completing theirs.

deft pewter
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Which is the exact opposite of the managers that are just trying to 'judge laziness'.

desert cave
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exactly

deft pewter
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Build your team. Don't shit on the ones that need help.

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Dog knows some of my reports have their moments... so I help them through and try to give them what they need to not repeat the same mistakes.

desert cave
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this is why I believe Sonoma when he says he was a manager, lol

deft pewter
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Just not a good one ๐Ÿ˜‚

desert cave
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in my 25 years of doing tech work, the only people I've ever seen be lazy is management and sales/marketing

glacial knot
deft pewter
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Maybe not seniority, exactly. If you're constantly giving them work that's too far above their skills, you're giving them the wrong work. But anyone, even a junior, should feel comfortable saying they need something.

desert cave
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I mean.. even if they're not a self-starter and need a regular project list to work from, that's still giving them what they need

deft pewter
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The worst experience I had recently was actually a senior with a long career. They didn't ever ask for help. Which was fine most of the time, until it wasn't...

desert cave
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yaah

deft pewter
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"How's the work going?"
"Fine, I just need a couple of days longer"

A couple of days later...
"How's the work going?"
"Fine, I just need a couple of days longer"

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And it turns out they were stuck on something that another dev spotted instantly. Could've saved a week.

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Pride, eh?

desert cave
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I'm definitely not guilty of pulling that one, nope

glacial knot
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For me it's usually a mental block when that happens
I don't give a shit about asking for technical guidance. But when I'm more stuck on myself than the task... rooD

desert cave
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lol, lmao even

deft pewter
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The S in CoPilot stands for Security!
Love it ๐Ÿ˜‚

primal laurel
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I have nobody to ask things to. Ok maybe one guy but he's more of a physicist than EE or control. Fuck me right

deft pewter
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No-one at work. What about professional connections outside of work?

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I'll sometimes run things by a friend I used to work with. Haven't worked at the same place for years but he often helps me debug ๐Ÿ˜„

proven arrow
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welp, tried to setup a voice assistant for the first time with ollama. this is delightfully infuriating ๐Ÿคฃ

scenic radish
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Alright so we currently rent but because I'd like cameras in key spots, I had to be creative... two of my five cameras are connected like this:
Wyze Cam v3 with wz_mini_hacks > microUSB PoE adapter > PoE switch > powerline ethernet adapter to my proper network equipment inside

judge me

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Can't really use a proper IP camera in those two spots because I can't find a single one that would be small enough

iron granite
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Chocolate

peak slate
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Chat always needs more baby metal

lone dagger
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Poppy and Baby Metal's latest song is a banger.

clear ferry
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Hoho

deft pewter
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How about: what's the better channel to ask in?

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||hint: it's not this one||

deft pewter
clear ferry
lone dagger
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You'll probably find the least helpful people in this channel. They're just here for the shitposting mostly. lul

deft pewter
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Actually, it is helpful to direct people to the places they're most likely to find the answers they seek.

deft pewter
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Now I'm old, jaded and have a child that takes all my time.

peak slate
# clear ferry

Lol the cloud being cheaper than on prem means you're doing it wrong

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So horribly wrong

peak slate
clear ferry
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Broadcom go brrrrrr

peak slate
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Which seems like something I need to fix

dull spire
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Hello guys, i have a question

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is this also my dashboard that i can use on smartphone or Tablet ?

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or is this another one ?

static schooner
deft pewter
forest edge
stuck anchor
# clear ferry

yes, they only want big cloud type customers. all other customers can take a hike.

clear ferry
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Yes

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Msps that are contractually locked in

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Go brrrrrrr

scenic radish
clear ferry
scenic radish
#

I have very specific mounting requirements || (giggity) || so only the wyze cam really works

peak slate
#

Though it does mean multiple geographic areas without any effort if you need that

deft pewter
#

It's about utilisation though. You're effectively timesharing the server admins. You're not paying to have them sit around doing diddly fuck until something happens.

clear ferry
#

Last i checked it was three fold price to do cloud because power is free here

deft pewter
#

Doing things wrong with the cloud can cost a bomb, sure. We've had the occasional surprise before from misconfigurations ๐Ÿ˜„

peak slate
#

Lol

deft pewter
#

Not quite the same.

clear ferry
#

Double the admins, triple the excitement

deft pewter
#

Of course we have helpdesk monkeys for our devices. We don't have people that know how to manage an actual data centre.

peak slate
#

It can save costs, it can also quintuple them

deft pewter
#

Exactly. So the argument goes both ways... on prem can cost more than cloud.

#

It's funny seeing folk post on /r/aws. "Why am I being billed for this EC2 instance? All I wanted was to host a blog.".

Then use S3 and CloudFront and pay nothing.

peak slate
#

Lol aws is the absolute worst

deft pewter
#

How so?

peak slate
#

They do things in the most expensive ways

stuck anchor
#

in order to use cloud services right, handle design, security etc you still need admins who know how stuff works...

deft pewter
#

Eh. Just shift left. Have your devs do all that ๐Ÿซ 

#

DevSecOps is the new trend, right?

stuck anchor
peak slate
#

And they even have a white paper about how bad their own product is

#

Lambda is hilariously slow

#

They went monolith to save costs and improve performance

#

(lambda spins up a brand new container every time you hit it, maximizing latency)

stuck anchor
#

google: yes, we can supply on prem airgapped ai cluster that you can run in your own datacenter. but it must connect regularly to our cloud service

dear google, i don't think you understand the concept of airgapped.

austere anchor
deft pewter
#

Yup. Scale to zero is the biggest draw, if you do it right.

deft pewter
#

Predictable traffic patterns that are still low enough to not justify a whole server instance... lambda is perfect. And if you don't want cold starts, set a provisioned concurrency. Voila.

#

There are so many ways you can screw up with serverless but that doesn't equate to 'serverless is bad'.

peak slate
#

No, it's just lambda is bad, I'll still go with that considering Amazon prime video couldn't get it to work well

deft pewter
#

It didn't work for that use case. That doesn't make it bad.

peak slate
#

And they're owned by the same company as aws

deft pewter
#

There are massive fucking swathes of Amazon-owned sites that still run on lambda. Trying to do streaming video through it was dumb.

#

You know about the whitepaper. You know they didn't turn their back on lambda.

peak slate
#

I honestly don't remember much from it other than finding it funny that Amazon couldn't make an Amazon service work well

#

I might also be bias

deft pewter
#

I can't make my car fly. Doesn't mean my car's shit. It's the wrong tool for the job.

#

And yes, your bias is showing. I work almost exclusively with serverless tech but I still don't shit on server admins.

peak slate
#

What admin am I crapping on?

deft pewter
#

Your take reminds me of the crap that was posted all over blogs and Twitter after that whitepaper released. Because no-one read the whitepaper, just the headline.

peak slate
#

At best I'm crapping on the devs for lambda

deft pewter
#

It's okay. We can just agree that you haven't personally experienced some of the things lambda is great at. I get single digit ms response times out of some of mine, barring the cold start (which can be avoided through various techniques).

desert cave
#

(ask me what my previous company did lol)

#

Then again, we got a CTO there who wanted to move everything to the cloud.. and get rid of our four data centers and hundreds of servers and ~100PB of storage, because he couldn't grasp that we were a cloud provider. Scale affects the cost a lot, too, and at that scale AWS was 3-4x the cost per TB, including personnel costs

primal laurel
#

We have everything on prem. What I'm working on is gonna burn through all the compute we have

static schooner
#

mining bitcoins?

#

searching for aliens?

#

mining bitcoins for aliens?

iron granite
#

Dividing by zero.

primal laurel
#

System identification

#

Oh and I'm gonna ask chatgpt to generate images of raccoons

static schooner
#

you could generate a whole new set of gotta-have NFTs based on raccoons

#

there's untold profit just waiting for you

primal laurel
#

Didn't every single NFT company go bankrupt?

desert cave
#

Yes, and the links are starting to rot

primal laurel
reef patio
#

Anybody pack this up for the Start9 Server yet, by chance?

#

Really looking forward to that if that's on your radar.

reef patio
#

You know....it would take someone probably not very long... - but that's beyond my capabilities.

#

Been asking for a while can we get someone to make HAOS package to run on the Start9 Pure Server

static schooner
#

sounds like a feature request for the forum

reef patio
#

asked 3 or 4 times

#

just checking if any action yet...guess not ๐Ÿ™‚

static schooner
#

then nothing, I guess

reef patio
#

I'll check back...1 year

static schooner
#

you have a whole year to contribute it yourself ๐Ÿ™‚

reef patio
#

I don't know what that means

#

I'm not a programmer

static schooner
#

ok

#

people who want things are often best equipped to do them

reef patio
#

but I use Start9 for several other things

#

Best I could do was talk to you guys, and the Start9 guys, which I've done.

#

Up do you folks now! I hope you do it....you'd get a lot more users.

weak musk
#

lol or one more.

reef patio
#

nah...too much to do...I got my own work

#

just checking.

#

thanks

weak musk
#

You know that most of the developers are volunteers right? They all have day jobs too.

lone dagger
#

It's not really up to us. It's up to the community to build this. ๐Ÿ™‚

light trout
#

We started long time ago this 9 stuff seems like its later

lone dagger
#

For example, we're removing official support for a couple installation methods and one community member built something to support those who still want to use those methods.

#

(or, rather, one of the methods.)

light trout
#

Pretty sure this crypto thing has docker anyway, so HA would just work

lone dagger
#

I find it interesting that they built their own OS for this. Is the OS built off Docker? I dunno how that shit works. ๐Ÿ˜‚

light trout
#

we did the same

lone dagger
#

Neat!

#

(genuinely, lol)

light trout
#

Im not really sure what how this start stuff is, did a quick google and it looks like its a crypto node that you can run with docker or standalone as a dedicated OS.
In both scenarios, I would expect you to be able to run a HA container alongside it.

unborn merlin
#

mmm crypto garbage.

lone dagger
light trout
lone dagger
#

Thank you, I learned something today! blobpensivepray

static schooner
#

lol, where this endorsement cuts off is exactly where I would have stopped reading anyway:

#

to the letter

unborn merlin
#

ahhh.. crypto trash ๐Ÿ™ƒ

#

ah it uses the word "sovereign" on its description

#

so.. its also that sovereign-citizen-grade-crazy too

static schooner
#

lemme just stop you right there...

light trout
crisp oriole
weak musk
#

You made that from a crib?!

crisp oriole
#

you talking to me?

static schooner
weak musk
crisp oriole
#

no cribs required

#

what is a crib

weak musk
#

#englishisfun

light trout
iron granite
static schooner
#

it's conveniently posted there as well

crisp oriole
#

Im just happy. bloddy chatgpt is a terrible developer.

#

should be fired if its was a colege

weak musk
#

Hey guys Iโ€™m new here is this where I get support?

light trout
#

I find it actually pretty good, but like other interns it needs strict instructions

weak musk
#

Really itโ€™s more of a simple question

lone dagger
light trout
#

so am i

crisp oriole
lone dagger
#

lmfffaaaoooooo

#

hahahahahahahaha Ludeeus

light trout
#

ok enough internet for today ๐Ÿ‘‹

weak musk
#

Come on things were getting good

lone dagger
#

"Sweep in and make sure Missy gets a good laugh โœ… "

crisp oriole
weak musk
#

Imagine if he swooped!

static schooner
lone dagger
#

Fixing a problem that wasn't there.

weak musk
#

Predictive text engineer

static schooner
#

what we need is another LLM that generates prompts for ChatGPT

crisp oriole
#

@static schooner im a software tester. I can work with any type of developer

lone dagger
iron granite
lone dagger
weak musk
crisp oriole
lone dagger
lone dagger
#

I'M TRYING TO BE PUBLICLY IMPARTIAL OKAY

unborn merlin
lone dagger
unborn merlin
lone dagger
#

I cannot imagine Guy looking at me like "Missy, your care for this planet doesn't align with our company anymore."

static schooner
iron granite
unborn merlin
#

so hilariously enough-- probably banned from any/every private tracker. hehehe

static schooner
#

everyone knows that profit comes from the taking, not the giving

unborn merlin
lone dagger
#

My pointed question was "if you value privacy, why are you on Meta platforms that were specifically fined for selling data to external companies".

Paulus responds "you know we do all our meetings in VR???" JoyStroke

unborn merlin
#

the poors aren't allowed to take.

unborn merlin
lone dagger
#

I had to reactivate FB for this.

#

I hate it.

unborn merlin
#

it only took about 10yrs for media companies to be morons with content ๐Ÿ˜›

weak musk
#

My sister interviewed with meta and had no active accounts with them when asked why she said โ€œlook, I know what you do with user data- you should be more concerned if I did have an accountโ€

lone dagger
#

When I was unemployed, I refused to apply for Meta roles.

#

Did that bite me in the ass? Probably.

#

But also I wouldn't be here.

unborn merlin
#

I need to stop being lazy and.. finish my new media server with proper zfs array for storage instead of just lazily attaching new drives and etc.. ๐Ÿ˜›

#

i bought most of the bits just before tariff idiocy

#

I just need to...

#

stop being a bum and finish designing my case and printing it.

#

๐Ÿ˜›

lone dagger
#

I have a fat HD that I just don't use and should probably turn it into a server.

#

Sitting there, empty.

unborn merlin
#

yeah i only brought 3 drives so far for new server with room for..

#

13 more?

#

72f and 72% humidity..

Boy really.. really considering getting the AC going instead right now..

lone dagger
#

I'd check how much storage I actually have but I just realized my PC monitor isn't plugged in anymore. lul

peak slate
#

I have..... 40tb free?

#

I also have a stack of dead/old hdds

unborn merlin
#

shuck for magnets.

useful magnets.. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

#

the older the better.

peak slate
#

I have a bunch of magnets and platters turned into coasters

#

From the older drives I did gut

#

But after a point you don't need more

#

It's seriously like a dozen or more old drives

unborn merlin
#

i ended up doing it and then tossing most of the magnets on my workdesk's upper shelf support

#

so I can just.. stick tools to it and etc ๐Ÿ˜„

peak slate
#

I have two zfs pools, old 8tb drives and new 18tb drives, was originally just going to decommission the 8's but they still work and can be my download pool

crisp oriole
#

You guys have backups right

peak slate
#

Which is now utterly overkill for incoming data

peak slate
#

And hard to get back media

lone dagger
#

ugh I don't wanna plug in my monitor for you all. ๐Ÿคฃ

#

but you're making me want to tell you my number!

crisp oriole
#

Cant you login from your phone missy?

lone dagger
#

Into my PC? No.

iron granite
lone dagger
#

FINE I PLUGGED IT BACK IN

lone dagger
#

Can I get this from you when my Samsung finally fully dies? rooShy2

#

It's okay, we don't use the remote for ours. ๐Ÿคฃ

#

We use our Soundbar remote and everything else is the Xbox.

lone dagger
#

3.6TB.

peak slate
#

All drives are good drives, except the dead ones

static schooner
lone dagger
#

You're a drive for ants

static schooner
#

and their little ant movies and such

lone dagger
#

Yeah I looked at that number and was like "yep, that is not a media server size."

#

So I guess I'll just have it sit there with nothing on it some more.

peak slate
#

All media servers start somewhere

#

My original media server was 2tb when it started

#

Though I guess I kept media on my laptop at 320gb before that

lone dagger
#

How many years ago was this, guys??

peak slate
#

Hey 2009 wasn't that long ago

#

I still have the external case that drive was in since it's esata capable and that wasn't super common (and still isn't)

lone dagger
peak slate
#

I deny reality

#

I've turned 25 a few times now

lone dagger
#

Yep, I knew most of these numbers were going to come from a decade ago.

peak slate
#

It'll hold a lot of music and audiobooks too

lone dagger
#

I turn 40 next month and I am quite happy with this.

peak slate
#

Lol I'm not that old yet

lone dagger
lone dagger
#

My mom's grandma (so my great grandmother) would tell people she was my mom's aunt.

peak slate
#

I'm closer in age to my uncle than to them though

#

Iirc

#

Found the unraid user!

#

(I use it too)

#

My latest update I moved all my stuff to zfs on unraid after being burned by quietly corrupting data too many times

#

I didn't want to overcomplicate it with moving to truenas though considering how much I have setup in unraid and how well it runs otherwise

ivory fjord
#

I want these lights for outside, but they don't mention anything about being waterproof. would a silicon tube be sufficient, or is it too risky?

#

got it because I was looking at these as well but wasn't sure what would be best. I intend on lining it on the inside of a rock wall in the garden

#

I'm blind lol sorry

deft pewter
#

Then what do you need lights for?

ivory fjord
#

lmao, love it

clear ferry
#

Disgusting

deft pewter
#

Just put it in the cloud tapshead

clear ferry
#

Only a million?

deft pewter
#

He might have a shiny dome but he's not Bezos.

clear ferry
#

At least I post that many emojis per minute

peak slate
clear ferry
#

I just delivered back my rental, HongQi E-HS9, what a weird car

peak slate
#

Or abuse a cloud provider until they kick you out

deft pewter
#

Yeah, storing terabytes of data long-term isn't one of cloud's strong points ๐Ÿ˜„

peak slate
#

Lol the guy who had 1PB of porn on Google drive

clear ferry
#

Just one PB?

peak slate
#

I think it was 1.5 total

#

Then he got kicked out

clear ferry
#

I rollout 1PB per 2U these days doge_cry

#

Soon it will be 2 per 2

peak slate
#

And lost it all cause no one has that kind of bandwidth to pull locally quickly

deft pewter
#

You must live a really boring life if this is all you do. There are probably free therapy groups and social groups you could attend.

#

Depression is serious. You should get help.

#

It's okay. Jesus loves you.

peak slate
#

Lol mods be coming

#

I'm sure

primal laurel
#

<@&330946878646517761>

lone dagger
#

Not again.

#

@iron granite tell your friend he's annoying

iron granite
lone dagger
#

The effort some people put into harassing others, I fucking swear.

deft pewter
#

I think they're just damaged.

lone dagger
#

I wish the IP block in Discord worked better.

lone dagger
#

Sometimes they can't help it. But recognizing it and working on being better is the key here.

#

They have failed at that process, clearly.

primal laurel
lone dagger
#

I am a woman, do you really think I like playing with those fuckheads?

iron granite
#

-# Pathetic

clear ferry
lone dagger
#

atx you're damaged even without doing that.

#

(tbf, I am not sure I know anyone who ISN'T damaged in one way or another...)

clear ferry
#

I'm not damaged I'm just special

#

My mom says so

#

๐Ÿ˜ข

primal laurel
#

its okay. Because I have indian food

lone dagger
#

Though he was a good example to point to when my family was like "HAHA MISSY YOU LIKE YOUR COUCH SPOT, TOO."

clear ferry
#

Are you really passing such a test or are you really failing it

lone dagger
#

Jokes on you, fuckers, that's because I TOO AM AUTISTIC.

iron granite
#

Everything is fine unless the flag is upside down.

clear ferry
lone dagger
clear ferry
#

So if I get 299 on a 300 test, I have failed the autistic test, and I have to redo it?

#

If I fail it 3 times, do I have to have a quarantine period of 6 months?

lone dagger
primal laurel
#

I did an autism test, but failed ๐Ÿคก

clear ferry
#

Best regards a guy who did 30+ certifications in less than 3 years, and is definitely not autistic at all

lone dagger
#

Legitimately, the state of testing for autistic humans is just so fucked that undiagnosed autistic people are just as valid as those formally diagnosed.

clear ferry
#

Formally

lone dagger
#

Formally, yes.

lone dagger
#

As in, medically.

#

As in, you have a piece of paper that says "this person is autistic".

#

Written by a neuropsychologist.

clear ferry
#

My autistic drivers licence

#

I see

#

Licence and registration please

#

NO

#

_reaches for sudoku in the glovebox _

#

๐Ÿ”ซ

#

Also both my daughters have something diagnosed, if my wife makes a sound, I start repeating it, then both my daughters do

#

Echolala or what not

clear ferry
lone dagger
#

Yeah, if you walk like a duck and sound like a duck, you're probably a duck, atx.

clear ferry
clear ferry
#

Good think you aren't a tiktoker or you'd write *uck and I wouldn't know if it was fuck or duck, or heck cuck

primal laurel
#

the definition of autistic has changed a lot. A lot of people who are 'highly gifted' intellectually are also classified as autistic now. While that group is very different

clear ferry
#

Thanks hunny

#

the Webster's English Dictionary defines autistic as oh wait, there is a picture of missy here

#

๐Ÿ‘‡

lone dagger
crisp oriole
#

Lies my diagnosis is noting near missys picture

clear ferry
#

Not yet

#

But give it time

lone dagger
#

The definition changed well over a decade ago and includes women - which it very much didnโ€™t before. But weโ€™re still stuck in this โ€œautism looks one wayโ€ thing.

primal laurel
lone dagger
#

You meet one autistic person, youโ€™ve only met one. Every autistic person is unique.

clear ferry
#

I'm thankfully highly functioning enough to be able to work with all people, I have a gift of infiltration and deception

lone dagger
#

Aspergerโ€™s = Autism Spectrum Disorder Level 1

#

We were always there.

primal laurel
#

No, sorry.

lone dagger
#

Love being told Iโ€™m not valid. nice

crisp oriole
#

Asperger and autisme are diffrent because one was based on diagnosing children the other adults. As fair i remember

crisp oriole
lone dagger
iron granite
#

Afaik, the name "Asperger" isn't in clinical use anymore.
There are several degrees of autistic disorders according to the DSM-5.

lone dagger
#

This is all searchable yโ€™all Iโ€™m not pulling it out my ass.

#

๐Ÿ˜‚

crisp oriole
# lone dagger

I rather stay by my introduction of the dutch autisme institute than some wikipedia pages. I know so many that are wrong.

clear ferry
lone dagger
iron granite
#

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders = DSM (version 5)
International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems = ICD (version 10 - edit: there is also a version 11 available now)

crisp oriole
clear ferry
#

But can DSM-V run on RISC-V now, that is all I need to know

lone dagger
#

And Europe isnโ€™t great when it comes to mental health support as a whole. Itโ€™s the one thing America does decent at.

clear ferry
#

Great

crisp oriole
#

There is no history described in the dsm

clear ferry
crisp oriole
#

Im preparing for a 2.30 trainride tomorrow. Going to sneek.

iron granite
clear ferry
#

You would love my get up at 0400 and fly and work and fly back home again so I go to bed at 00 then@crisp oriole

crisp oriole
#

Fly to work?

clear ferry
#

Yes

clear ferry
#

When it is 1600km away

crisp oriole
#

I hope its hybride

clear ferry
#

I leave my office 1-3 days a month at worst

#

Current view

crisp oriole
#

When i worked in apeldoorn and lived in amsterdam. I travelled a lot

lone dagger
crisp oriole
#

Yes then autisme was based on kids or counter visa.

#

One did research on kids the other on adults. Initually

clear ferry
#

Like my nails btw @lone dagger

lone dagger
lone dagger
crisp oriole
#

Dutch government gona drop a special test for ass peeps who want a drivers licence

#

Because there was 0 proof peeps with autism are not better drivers

#

It was like can you multitask and questions like that.

lone dagger
#

omfg

#

It's a WRITTEN test even? Not a DRIVING test????

#

I got 100% on my last driving test and impressed the RETIRED POLICE OFFICER by using my mirrors to reverse around a corner instead of turning around.

crisp oriole
#

No oral

lone dagger
#

AN ORAL TEST????

#

WHAT

#

I am learning so much today.

crisp oriole
#

150 euro for a talk and a drugs test

lone dagger
#

Me, days ago: I want to move to the NL.
Me, now: bearshake

iron granite
#

"Can you drive?" - "Yes." - "Okay, fine. You passed."

lone dagger
#

I literally see physics, guys, trust me, I know wtf I'm doing behind the wheel.

#

Food discourse: Do you pull string cheese or bite it when you eat it? ๐Ÿง

#

I used to pull it apart. Now I don't. I have no idea why. ThinkO_O

iron granite
#

The closest to that I have eaten are Babybel

lone dagger
#

Maybe that's why I changed, lol. I started eating Babybels, too.

unborn merlin
iron granite
#

A matter of factorios

scenic radish
#

Just discovered thingino which is an open-source alternative firmware for cameras that use certain Ingenic SoCs... time to move over to that from wz_mini_hacks I think

unborn merlin
#

hm, neat

scenic radish
#

wish I had heard of it sooner

unborn merlin
#

gasp

#

its almost like that..

#

openIPC thing

#

Except they tell you what fucking cameras you can use with it outright.

scenic radish
#

Supported devices: You tell me!

unborn merlin
#

"Here's a list of supported SOC's!"

#

... Thanks fuckfaces! that isn't fucking useful in the slightest to me.

scenic radish
#

tbf you could search for cameras with the listed SoCs

unborn merlin
#

yeah; except its never just that straightforward.

#

most cameras don't just tell you their SOCS

lone dagger
unborn merlin
#

they'll advertise based on the sensor.. but usually not the SOCs

scenic radish
#

yeah I suppose that's true

#

I've had a good experience with wz_mini_hacks, but I definitely like the idea of a full firmware replacement more

unborn merlin
#

I have a bunch of cheapo ip cameras here that.. they work okay enough?

#

and.. their root password is cracked so I can ssh in if I really want to? ๐Ÿคฃ

crisp oriole
lone dagger
#

Your original description made me brule_yikes though. lul

#

I'm a little sensitive right now okay

iron granite
#

But do they support showing the cameras stream as ASCII symbols for watching them via a text based CLI browser like lynx?

crisp oriole
lone dagger
#

All of my rages involve politics, so I can only rage so hard right meow.

#

In here at least.

glacial knot
lone dagger
#

Jorg gets mad at me when I break the rules.

glacial knot
#

Who makes the rules here?

scenic radish
#

|| can we talk about how crazy it is that many areas around the world are built in a way that requires you to own a large, expensive, dangerous metal box to go anywhere? ||

lone dagger
scenic radish
#

really grateful to live somewhere that I can walk, bike, or take transit pretty much anywhere I need/want

crisp oriole
unborn merlin
glacial knot
#

Really depends on where I'm going
I commute to work on a train, but if I go to the same city for ๐Ÿฅ‹ practice, I take my car rooD

scenic radish
lone dagger
# crisp oriole Dm?

Appreciated, but I gotta compartmentalize that shit into a box while working, too much to do still for Community Day (and a trip to Dublin the week after). However, if my regular venting sources set some boundaries, I will keep you in mind. ankha_heart

unborn merlin
#

๐Ÿ˜›

scenic radish
lone dagger
iron granite
lone dagger
#

Quick, everyone hide. Sonoma's here.

forest edge
weak musk
unborn merlin
#

missy gonna go--

lone dagger
weak musk
#

Oh boy Iโ€™m getting elevated!

scenic radish
unborn merlin
scenic radish
forest edge
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you listed causes of strokes. cept that last one but then public transportation has been known to make a few veins burst in the head

tidal bronze
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Who got stokes?

scenic radish
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walking, biking, and trains are causes of strokes? what

forest edge
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hell yea

tidal bronze
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Anyway what's "biking"?

scenic radish
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cycling, riding a bike, etc.

tidal bronze
forest edge
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no

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he was complaining about people NOT doing that lol

scenic radish
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I was not

forest edge
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sorry, you said it was crazy

tidal bronze
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The lifestyle of the rich and famous I guess. So much time to spare

scenic radish
forest edge
scenic radish
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except, well, the risk of death

forest edge
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although that whole "bike lane" fad was too costly to keep up

unborn merlin
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except the morbidly obese trucks driven by someone who never uses it for truck things.

blissful zodiac
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What have I missed?

forest edge
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bike lane either made the road more narrow for moving vehicles or cost more to expand

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more narrow lead to it's own issues

scenic radish
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|| what if I told you cars came after many roads already existed ||

unborn merlin
forest edge
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not to mention cyclist don't follow the damn rules anyways.. half the time you still saw them riding the sidewalks with a bike lane within inches of them

scenic radish
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ah there it is lol

unborn merlin
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because people in this country are sociopaths on the road*

tidal bronze
unborn merlin
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with overly large vehicles with blind spots the size of small houses.

forest edge
tidal bronze
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Anyways did someone get a stroke?

forest edge
tidal bronze
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After 2pm

scenic radish
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> imagine getting mad at someone riding a bike

forest edge
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thats actually pretty easy lol

unborn merlin
unborn merlin
primal laurel
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we did it, we finally turned math gay

unborn merlin
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I've said it before. I'll say it again.

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Imaginary numbers were already pretty gay tbh.

scenic radish
unborn merlin
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Oh no, how sad.

primal laurel
crisp oriole
scenic radish
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are you high

crisp oriole
scenic radish
weak musk
crisp oriole
lone dagger
unborn merlin
lone dagger
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Done.

weak musk
crisp oriole
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I like this one better

primal laurel
#

weed has no effect on me. Not even the good stuff

forest edge
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maybe it does you just don't realize it

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maybe you hate people a little less

crisp oriole
tidal bronze
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Mild?

crisp oriole
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Medium

tidal bronze
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Happy medium?

crisp oriole
lone dagger
#

You can get high or you can get blasted. Honestly, the chill that a good CBD-G strain brings is solid and not so head heavy.

tidal bronze
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You too much

lone dagger
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You don't have to smoke so much you're a couch potato.

lone dagger
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Sometimes you just need enough to deal with people on the internet.

crisp oriole
tidal bronze