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what channel should i ask for advice/ideas?
About what?
I want to install an exhaust fan in my bathroom. Doesn't necessarily have to be smart, but if that's possible sure i'm open to it
Currently it's a hole that has a square frame screwed in. there are 2 outlets abt 5 feet away, under the mirror which is about 30 inches from the ground
my uninformed brain is thinking I unscrew this plate, install some sort of fan, wire the cable from the ceiling to the wall, and plug it in to a power strip/extension cord that routes from the outlet to above the mirror
Seems like you want #the-workshop
ok cool I'll head over there. thank you
The second this changed over, I too don’t come here anymore. It felt more personal and part of a community with the open chat, throw a question up, join a convo, etc. It’s just not the same.
Good
The metrics show that it's better. More people find a resolution.

No point crying about it. What's done is done and it won't be reverted.
there's no metric on that, the only metric ever shown here was nr. of interactions. Which can be influenced by lots of things
Metric me like one of your french girls
The mods have responded many times stating that the metrics are better. Just because we can't see them ourselves doesn't mean we have no reason to disbelieve them.
missy has shared screenshots of the metrics several times. There is no metric for 'resolution', I mean how would you measure that?
it is mostly the same people solving problems for others
But that's not really been different before.
Always has been...
it's the ad-hoc discussions that have dissapeared, everything else is more or less the same
Oh, I wish they'd disappeared. People still shit this channel up with them all the time.
they are here because the old channels are closed
It's the simple things that can make the other half happy
is the warning because it is too cold or too hot ? 🤔
oh just an example
if it goes above -17 it alerts
kinda neat seeing the compressor come on to maintain coldness
run the power graph next to it and you will see power spikes at the same time as the temp drops 🙂
You forget the #creator-connection channel
My favorite is when people come in here to say they don't engage here often because of the changes but spend tons of time engaging (during their complaint)
people who care apparently
lol, looks like a horse
I mean, that does look like a dog sorta
I too can string random letters together
leslfix and peroeorslix
lol, I never heard of them before your question
he do be fat tho
Anyway netflix asterisk & obelix
I'd rather have a few (sometimes funny) false positives than any false negatives.
Huh. Weird. I've not noticed it happen.
I'm using Reolink (4k, even though people claim it doesn't work with Frigate) and a Coral USB and things are working swimmingly.
Could be something related to the video properties of camera. Frigate models are not trained on all camera configurations
Load issues?
FYI, there's a resolved tag
BUt How cAn yOU coMpaRE To befOre? 😅
can you get usage data on that?
But that's not highly scientific and detailed enough to satisfy people!!!1!
Donno, haven't checked. But discord has an API, so I'd wager it's relatively easy (for us) to get metrics
I don't think it's used much, I just found out it exists 😂
well, if I (a serial non-reader) found it, then anyone should be able to find it
using default model, or trained model?
if you scroll through the forums you can see it's not really used much
Then I guess we can blame the users instead of the platform
🤷♂️ try the trained models sometime maybe
which is to say..
"Surprise, if you put money into something it tends to be better?"
yearly.
once a year.. and then you keep the model indefinitely if you save it. 😉
unless they decide the product is bunk and decide to stop updating it.. 🤷♂️
also because you aren't made of money*?
but yeah.. trained models off frigate are much better on false positives.
c'mon man up and get the real camera.. /s
https://techspecs.ui.com/unifi/cameras-nvrs/uvc-ai-dslr?s=us
The whole ass fucking DSLR 🤣
"Exceptional image quality"
I certainly fucking hope so when you slap an entire DSLR sensor in a security camera..
tehir camera sa re nice yes..
but holy fuck are they expensive.
also I despise that they made another fucking spec for smart sensors.
matter motherfuckers, do you speak it
unifi does some stuff good.. but also just.. does some weird shit sometimes for no reason..
you should start a collection to hire sam jackson to record that so the community can spam it at smart device OEM's
Shelly gen 4 is basically the gold standard OEMs should be aiming for.
single devices. Wi-Fi, Zigbee, Matter, Bluetooth.
thought they called it "long range bluetooth"
Which is.. a fucking meaningless thing to say.
because its using a newer ESP32 chipset if I had to guess.
which comes with all of those.
shelly are really doing pretty much everything right. i really need to find a way of justifying upgrading to gen4 so i can build a zigbee network nicely
yep.. not horrible pricing (then again, tariff idiocy..) not forcing their cloud stuff.. having default firmware that doesn't require flashing it to esphome..
also having UL listed stuff is also nice.
their stuff is US stuff though right?
oh for usb stuff i dont care but for outlets/sockets its pretty important 😛
I’ve never experienced such pain in my life holy.. setting up google nest is HELL 😭
Why is there a million steps
does no one use z-wave?
Hey, quick question, does anyone know why this isn't working? NEst Hub is staying silent. Not even connecting doing the "cast" jingle.
But this IS working?
Quick answer: seems to be something for the support channels.
I really want to see some mmwave sensor light switches that aren't like 80 goddamn dollars..
oh sorry I was underestimating.
make that 95$ now. fucking tarif bullshit.
https://inovelli.com/products/zigbee-matter-blue-series-mmwave-presence-sensor-smart-dimmer-switch
Yeah... I know, but I have to make a post there, figured people here would just instantly know the answer, seeing I'm not that good at Home Assistant-ing..
There’s no support here - only chill. Come in, grab a drink, chat with your fellow community members! This is a space to talk to other smart home enthusiasts. If you’re looking for support and unsure where to go, check out https://discord.com/channels/330944238910963714/1284968640189304913 - it should help you find where you are going. No politics, religion, or any other obviously contentious topics! Please ensure you've read the Code of Conduct (https://www.home-assistant.io/code_of_conduct/), and #rules.
... also true I spose
Those are the rules.
Alright, Alright, sowwy! Going to support now 🙂
been tinkering with using.. old phone line boxes on walls for mmwave sensors actually.. attaching sensors to the back of a blank wallplate and having a screw to tilt the sensor best and etc
holy shit, they really doubled and then some in price
then just fire 24VDC over the phone wires and use step-down power.
because who actually uses the wires in their boxes for phones anymore? 😄
but tinkering with shoving multiple sensors on an ESP in a blank wallplate..
PIR+mmwave+temp/humidity maybe.. etc
good way to have a sensor more.. centralized to a room rather than relying on whatever direction a light switch faces
I mean.. its gonna be attached to an ESP32 as well.. so it can also do BLE tracking?
in my case of reusing phone wires in walls for power and using the blank-ish wallplate.. doesnt have to be entirely completely hidden
yeah.. so many things in retrospect..
low voltage wires and hidden boxes in walls..
I also do wonder if there's any.. semi easy way to use multiple mmwave sensors together to make a map.
i meant esphome ones mostly.. because aqara ones are.. yikes price? 😛
RD03/LD2450 stuff
also expensive ish.. 😛
and tbh I can probably copy their esphome files for the most part/cut it down to make my thing..
expensive for a reason obviously
custom pcbs dont make themselves and all
lol, already did that
😛
tho its imperfect.. I need to fix the sonar sensors that detect the door position
(the top of the door has that.. protrusion to go into another door I assume and it causees the sonar sensors not to read properly)
then uses tiny SSR's to tap into the existing opener buttons on each door area
I primarily do.
I guess we're weirdos then :D
can't really buy it here. Unless you go to the specialised home automation shops that also sell KNX n stuff. And those are €€€
I like the Z-Wave keypad by Ring.
I use it with HA directly. Don't have any other Ring stuff.
I usually arm via the keypad and disarm with a NFC tag reader.
Jorg actually hands guns to the keypad
I have desfire rolling encryption tags and 6 digit codes to arm/ disarm and to gain entry (doors locked 24/7)
it enabled the boomba
Nah. I have turrets. They fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet!
And none of those sea bass!
I have a quick question that doesn't validate a completly new topic. But am I right in understanding that when you run HAOS in a Proxmox VM, it fills up (almost) all the available memory as cache. ie, It has 8GB in the VM, uses 7.5GB, but in HA it shows it's actually using 1.2GB?
Best turret 😄
It may be allocating the memory, so it doesn't end up wanting memory that another VM or service may also want?
Those pesty hoarders.
Is that what is refered to as thin and thick provisioning?
A raccoon eating many sausages is thick provisioned
It can use it all if it wants 😄 It has 128GB in the server. But I just don't want to allocate more then it needs. if 4GB is enuf, it's enuf
I prefer to say perfectly formed, but yes
They make better hats
What is this, memory for ants?
Your toilet has more than 128GB right?
Not even a 0.1 on the atxbyea-scale
Lol not if you are buying anything affordable, they still nyckel and dime with 8GB
Just download more ram. How hard can it be
Some crazy sob did that
I've had 64G since 2015 🤔
haha, the funny thing is that that site still exists, downloadmoreram
Mounted a cloud storage as ram
LOL
That is something atx would have done
Malicious compliance
Sounds like me
Thankfully not
But at least I'm not on your shores either

Asked for a good laptop. Got a laptop with touch screen
The work of satan
Let me just move my finger to show you what I mean....
you are.
I have zwave door lock but like..
its also half useful because some of the sensors it provides just dont fucking work because schlage apparently just elected not to.
that's smart home devices for ya
yeah that doesn't seem to be a z-wave exclusive problem :P
what do you need besides locked, unlocked?
unless there's a keypad, nothing else is needed aside from battery level
and even then, battery level is typically bullshit
Some have 'jammed', but that's just a primary state
door open/close status would be nice.. and I dont doubt that its entirely providable..
(my one is not a deadbolt its on the handle)
My lock has a microswitch in the door handle, and a seperate bolt with a microswitch to indicate when it is closed
Velociraptor detected
But it is not home automation stuff, it is a proper lock
i mean.. the handle is disconnected from anything when its not unlocked so 😛
One handle is mechanical and the outside has a solenoid which jumps out when you give it (or remove) power
uh, that requires other sensors though
its a solenoid yes.. but uses a clever latching mechanism with a spring.
so it can hold in either state without taking more battery power
These pull 35mA at 24V
Beyond the realms of batteries 🙂
Did a power requirement calculation today for the hospital, we have 2 main boards running about 30 doors.
Needs 73Ah of batteries to run those 2 boards for 6 hours 🤣
Self opening doors?
We have 67 of those boards
fail secure right.. can't let them out without paying even if the power fails.. /s
Like sliding or those weird batwing doors?
No, they are not included in this
Those are on the buildings UPS
So locks then?
Exactly 😄
Most of them are fail safe, to be fair
Just curious what takes all that power
My locks run on 4 AA batteries for like a year
Keypads, locks, door opening buttons, alarm components
The locks your are talking about, they run 300mA each for strike plate locks, 30 of those all at the same time are 10A. So 60Ah. Locks pull most of all
Mine are deadbolts and they do struggle sometimes
i mean mine does have a battery meter..
but doesn't work worth a damn with rechargables.
which bugs me.
True
am tempted to get some of that... thin wall-adhesive-wire stuff and use it to route an external battery pack to it
nope, not opening, just not feeling it today..
yeah but it bugs me to keep making e-waste
so probably gonna see about.. doing some sort of remote pack setup or something
and/or oh my fucking god..
can we please have an emergency power plug on the front of the lock?
come the fuck on..
all of them should.
I get sick of rechargeable starting with struggling when fully charged
The voltage level really makes a difference
just get a ratgdo sir
🤣
its probably because you didn't obey big go-fuck-yourself-consumer-garage door opener companies
and pay them for the privilege of using their horse shit
... sounds like what I said yes.
😛
i bet they sell some bullshit that requires their app for it
The clapper
@static schooner I only use the same tech at home as it is what I use at work, I wouldn't use the same stuff if I didn't
There are far more elegent and HA friendly things 🙂
You use raccoons at work?
Of course
They absolutely drive the forklyft
You would be surprised what a group of raccoons can achieve with enough grapes
Forklift usually needs 3 raccoons
Do they become qfcoons?
I heard he likes grape products
We have lots of different names for the crew
Is there a standard conversion factor for raccoon power?
Probably in washing machines
Raccoons are powerful creatures
They don't necessarily lead by force but by crowd control
They are all ears
Just watch them try to bridge a short at a power station
That's his origin story
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So you can invite all 42 of your friends to a dinner party
Then go sleeping in the house inside the house
I swear I've visited stuff like this for family events. Usually included some kind of cheap buffet
great times
lol that dining room
The rest is just weird
but the dining room is the funniest IMO
"here's a comically large table"
Anyone knows if you can detect if the/your car is moving ?
Sure you can
I recommend eyes
Or hands
That also works
Try not to use body
Bad idea
Probably detect movement
I have a nodered flow that detects if I leave my home zone , and checks if my garage door is open. I would like to have a extra check that detects if the car is moving before I close the door
That kind of granularity and precision might not work out unless you are using realtime lidar / radar
I checked the direction of travel sensor but that is too slow
It would indeed be better if I cross a laser point while driving out and with several other conditions to close the door
With object detection
Or a wifi device in the car, if wifi is not connected, car has left
Or even btle
Hello. is their some sort of card or thing i can use kinda like the scheduler-card but which also allows setting a few variables? Like duration and in my case kw then a trigger
I just integrated my garage door with HA and use Android auto to control it from the dash 
But then again, I haven't parked IN my garage in at least 6 years
because your car is too big?
No, because I have eberspacher, can't be bothered, car heats up and snow is melted before I drive away
No I have this,
But I was thinking to make it a bit more intelligent, the delay keeps the door open too long
Can use my garage for more important stuff like servers and music studio 
It would be best indeed if I cross a laser beam
I looked at the companion app, it has a sensor: car speed, but that does not seem to work
probably needs android auto
I do have android auto
may have to enable it. Most sensors are disabled by default
Raccoon sanctuary
It's like the borderlands place but for raccoons
(They have slot machines and loot boxes)
just had google fiber installed at my moms place
so dumb thier phone modem is seperate from the main one
Look what my non-raccoon colleages did
lots of people
Absolute animals
Raccoons, I bet. They like to chew the wires
ironacly it seems people with cell phones get more of those than landlines these days lol
especially if you are an iphone user
there have been so many leaks that by now if you ever did anything online your number will be in some scammers database
Wow 14
had this yesterday
this is a robo voice saying 'add me on whatsapp'
I wonder why you have so many. I get maybe 2 a week
damn. TIMe to change your name
I get like 0 on my cell
had the same number for eons
google is awesome at blocking them if that's what is happening
they know you have no money
i sure hope so
it will be another 5 or so years before release tho
Vice City, USA.
Jason and Lucia have always known the deck is stacked against them. But when an easy score goes wrong, they find themselves on the darkest side of the sunniest place in America, in the middle of a criminal conspiracy stretching across the state of Leonida — forced to rely on each other more than ever if they want to make it ou...
Actually, nobody 
I don't think I've had 14 calls the last 3 months in total
Let alone answered more than 5 of them, and none of them were spam
being a hermit does not count
Only people who call me are colleagues from abroad anyway, then I tell them to call me on teams
I've had a steady decline in actual phone calls since the mid 00s tbh, landline was cancelled in 2011
And we only got 6 calls a year on that one
Wife kept it around out of old habit
My last landline was 2002
I'm waiting for the 10gb plan to become available here
A new framework will introduce requirements for heat pumps to be sold smart-ready - UK government
that phrasing makes me nervous
Except they usually use Zigbee 
are poe switch auto detecting rather something needs power or not these days?
Or Modbus
Negotiation has been part of Poe forever, except ubiquiti because fuck ubiquiti
it gets worse. the full regs are not out yet but its going to include various other things. ev-chargers/battery-storage..... and then later with the "informed consent" of the household appliances like fridges/washing-machines etc...
so if you plug something into a poe port that doesn't use poe it won't fry it instantly?
gonna be more first poe switch
Hyperbole serves no-one any good.
no
it detects capacatence of between wires to see if it should send base power which is enough for handshake and it to ask for the correct power
looking at this thing since tplink seems to still get good reviews for switches
TL-SG1005P is a 5 10/100/1000Mbps ports unmanaged switch that requires no configuration and provides 4 PoE (Power over Ethernet) ports. It can automatically detect and supply power with all IEEE 802.3af compliant Powered Devices (PDs). In this situation, the electrical power is transmitted along ...
at least i think its capacatence
Resistance
no idea what poe auto recovery is tho
For the initial detection
if device stops responding it can turn it off and on again for you
oh interesting
I have this doorbell. It just covers face when people are up in front of the door.
However, sometimes packages are being put right at the bottom outside of frame.
How can I fix this situation?
ah there we go, its been a while since i looked at the spec 😛
buy a mirror
Where tho
yeah poe has some really clever stuff. although how much you trust it to detect a non-responding device is up to you i guess
interesting. unifi cameras cost though. I have their AP but cameras are another rabbit hole.
theres plenty of reasons for ping to not respond, doesnt mean the device is down. also switches at their core are layer 2. and ping needs layer 3, although management brings them up to layer 3 alot of the time these days
but depending on the device once powered it might respond to ping for a while till it comes up. but if you set the timeout longer it reduces its usefulness etc... i am not sure ICMP is the right tool for that job
i could look up how it does detection but i cba
smart grid ready is just an interface to heat pumps
oh and it is way too simple to be useful
having more than 30MB up helps a ton when reviewing frigate recordings remotely lol
I do check on things
it's like the dumbest interface you could have. On, off or something based on a timer
Criminal area full of raccoons
wish I could get faster than 4g at the farm
Maybe it would be better if you declare the racoons as potential customers to your isp
What escaped this time, a cow or a chicken?
FINALLY. ```root@sascha:/var/spool/asterisk/voicemail/default/6001/INBOX# python3 /tmp/foo
Transcription: Hello, this is Bram. How are you doing? I want to know if this works with Test2Speech with Whisper.
Paying for a router is insane 🫠
"Test2Speech" almost got it 🙂
Its to get transcriptions from my asterisk voicemails.
I'm actually trying the same with my voip.ms
_> I don't understand gmail api tho
I can use imap.......
There is also https://github.com/SYSTRAN/faster-whisper if your system can run that
I have faster whisper running
but i never where able to make a cli/script interface to it.
until now
just ask chat
Lol, that was quick

u guys actually get voicemail 
What do you want to tell us?
@tidal bronze do you have your real id?
Hello just getting started and man i am loving this.
I am assuming ipads will be ok for dashboard correct? i plan to have several around the house.
if you are going to use a tablet I would suggest just using it as a tablet and not anything specific for HA. tablets don't generally last long as an always on device etc
there is HA apps for both ios and android not to mention you could just bring up the dashboard in a browser
There's a cutoff in terms of iOS version, so check the companion app docs and follow up in #1284965926336335993
Long time ago
Did it when real ID was online
You can opt for additional, deeper probing if you don't have one
just what he needs.. additional deeper probing
So if i plan to use them on always etc what devices would you suggest?
they make some tablets designed to be always powered through mains as well as some devices that are made spececifally to be wall mounted
nothing cheap which is why so many just use battery powered tablets that are always plugged in but those won't last
wont last? you many 10+ years? or wont last beyond 2 years? just curious.
ok ill go research some of those tablets
its a crap shoot just how long it will last
thank you!
You know too much about probing
Lunch meeting was brutal.! Tequila whiskey and wine this gotta stop
I wouldn't dive too deeply into dashboards to start with. IMO the whole point of a smart home is that you don't need to interact with anything, it should handle everything for you. Automations are where things truly get smart.
Too early
No sleep till Brooklyn?
Columbus?
Daft_dutch runs everything as root 🤪
@dawn badge I converted your message into a file since it's above 15 lines :+1:
rfc 1149
just sayin
We need another standard to unify all these divergent standards.
prefer 2549
7252
rfc 6214 is also relevant
I don't know anyone who has done any actual RFCs, but I have two friends who are mentioned in some IEEE docs
oh no, one of them actually has an RFC mention too
The IPv6 addressing architecture includes a unicast interface identifier that is used in the creation of many IPv6 addresses. Interface identifiers are formed by a variety of methods. This document clarifies that the bits in an interface identifier have no meaning and that the entire identifier should be treated as an opaque value. In particular...
Actually two
Actually, I found him mentioned in 10 so far

should probably try to get a few myself at some point
I have one paper on IEEE, does that count?
don't unalive yourself, just do some twerking on tiktok and life will be better again

Is that sinus-waving for EEs?
schroedingers wave
the EE guy is either dead or alive, until you observe him
then he is just annoying

Hi all! I was just wondering where the discussions around UX in Home Assistant are being done? I think I heard during a YouTube Live that there is a section on Discord where the UX team can be found and where ideas are shared and discussed. Is it the Dashboard section? That feels a bit to limited and focussed on Dashboards only?
Thanks Joost! Although this is still focused on the dashboards. I was wondering if there are also discussions going on on the automation editor, system dialogs, settings page, etc. But maybe it's behind close doors :). It's also pretty quite in that spaces.
It's also in the list of projects
cc @barren bridge
That's probably #1346914401508392980 - > frontend, right? But that one is empty for me.
Also note that we're still in the process of moving things to the open
So at least all new projects like the automation editor will be started here (and that thread is also more populated) (the device database is another good example)
the only (afaik) implementation of rfc 1149 showed severe problems with out of order reception, probably escalated by spring time, and some packet loss due to interference from more aggressive avians. they did manage to run ping across the connection though
Y'all how do I connect ha as BT speaker
Y'all how do I find a support channel 🫠
Here I’ll help #find-support
bed time starts at 0 and ends at 24
It's always time for a good rest
that's just a lack of automation
welp one has to do it I guess
thanks for your services
(node red doesn't count tho)
that's just misery
oh my that says a lot
what stuff do you use
beep beep
IFFT 
Now that drones are a thing, and autonomous drones are looking like they will become more of a thing, I wonder how long until AI puts Organics out of a job with respect to RFC 1149 implementations.
Oh no, solidarity bro, if I could get ChatGPT to attend Zoom meetings I could definitely catch up on snacks, naps, and Sanctuary Moon.
I have a set of floor plans that are hard to read in PDF format from my city. Anyone know of a good tool (AI or otherwise) to easily clean them up and turn them into something like this: https://demo.home-assistant.io/stub_config/floorplan.png
Have you tried reading them in a PDF format that's not from your city?
What do you mean by hard to read?
They're upside down
Also, they've already been directed to the only place a support discussion should be taking place 
This has nothing to do with HA so its perfect for here 😄
1000% for a floor plan dashboard
guys, i have a HA Green, i want to manage some Daikin bluetooth aircondition units at my home, do i need to purchase a bluetooth dongle?
green has nothing onboard so yes
thx, any usb bluetooth dongle will do it?
HA Green has nothing to do with HA Oh, wait
no, check HA docs
Also, check the support channels 🤯
im doing this just to piss you off
rather be a clown than a nasty person like you 😄
aw those are just BT4 in the list 😮
I have an (or a few) old monitors and I'd like to set up a dashboard for my home that's visible (doesn't need to be interactive) What's the best way to do this? Use a raspberry pi as input to the screen?
They're scans of a printed document that looks like it had been folded...there's hand-written notes on it. Overall it's just hard to read. Would probably need an AI tool that could actually sort out the difference between walls, windows, doors, etc. and "junk" in the image.
uh yeah that's gonna be difficult. I don't know of any AI tools that can do that out of the box. There are signal processing methods that can clean up images but you'd have to program that yourself 😅
ya the default auto backup is off lol
Tape it to a tablet then trace it with a stylus.
Hey! I was wondering if anybody ever ordered a t-shirt from the store here: https://home-assistant-store.creator-spring.com/ I ordered one a month ago and have still not gotten any update about shipping. What is the expected delivery time? Than kyou!
There's an option to track your order on that site, and another option to submit a support ticket.
Btw if someone thinks i make my assistant happy and sad with the new feature. My washing machine was 1st.
I just submitted a ticket. Tracking has not changed since the day I ordered.
Have anyone tried AI object detection with voice assistant?
How well it works?
Hook me up on it, i wanna learn everything about it.
Can the voice assistant like talk about what it sees?
thank you
I told my daughter she was named after me.
When she tried to argue, I said "look . I was named in 1976. When were you named again?" that shut her up. 😂
🥁
This has the same dad joke energy as replying to someone saying "this is a photo of me when I was younger" with "every photo of you is when you were younger"
I love it
Are there any home assistant devices ready to drop onto a wifi network and do wake word + responses? Seems like hone assistant site shows a few devices, but seems like they all want to be plugged into USB of a machine
I want to replicate my Google home within reason, without google
\o/
duration: 7
caller_id: Bram Diederik<6010>
timestamp: Wed May 7 09:46:27 PM UTC 2025
transcription: Hello Sasha, this is a rice message that you can transcribe, I hope. Bye!```
Love those rice messages. Very tasty.
AI should translate it to nice i hope.
@deft pewter if they are putting fortunes in rice china has lost me as a customer.
Oh, no. However will they manage without you
@forest edge you will love this place! Some wine at the DUMBO house
I want to make a vehicle that can natively use HomeAssistant to lock, unlock, and the other buttons
But I want to propose an idea of something called "nano-instances" that you can connect to over Bluetooth or WiFi and can connect to your main instance when you get home.
That sounds like an ESPHome ESP32-based device
too fancy and no bowl of peanuts on the table
There might be peanut shells on the ground. It's out of frame
Am I just finding out that automation syntax has changed?
My webhook's suddenly stopped working, no errors on start, but when trying to hit them I get a message saying it's unregistered.... When I go to review docs, the format is different than what I created years ago... I really don't want to redo years worth of automations 😢
damn even the action syntax has changed...
this is a nightmare for long-running users...
am i tripping? someone tell me i'm tripping and i'm wrong 😅
you talking about some change with 2025.5?
i'm not sure when the change may have been made.. i'm trying to scour the changelogs but nothing is jumping out at me
@steel urchin I converted your message into a file since it's above 15 lines :+1:
if you are updating after eons then yea.. some things have changed but I haven't had anything break like what you are describing
i update the day updates come out, but i rarely read the changelogs after things have been working flawlessly for years
my webhooks are all saying it's not registered when they hit
well that is a bad decision imo lol
it's the only thing i'm seeing an issue with
I always wait till mid month
i mean that's an assinine thing to go down that path, considering users will do that
but the point being is this may be an old issue i'm just seeing
and i can't find the notice in any changelog
but this is really something that should bubble it's way up to the UI to let users know syntax has changed
my vscode extension is barking at me saying something about not matching legacy syntax which is what clued me into reading the docs and seeing it all changed
@frenck added support for detecting Home Assistant Container installation types not running in host networking mode. This is important for Home Assistant to function properly. It raises a repair issue if it detects this
Oh no. Looks like I can't update D:
lol @ non haos users
Anyone see anything wrong with this? I'm not seeing it in my logs but I know the automation is running because my light is turning on
actions:
- action: system_log.write
data:
message: "Motion Webhook Triggered"
level: warning
I think this looks a lot like a support question 🙂
#1284980040940912641
last update messed up all my cozylife entities... 🤦♂️ i immediatelly rolled back to previous backup... i have no intention to use Samsung Smart Things to control my device i am controlling locally. Any other with this issue?
you want #1284966582375813201 but include exactly what happened and what messsed up
sorry mate i don't get it. If i click it drive me to general channel, not a specific thread
you want to create a thread there for your issue
also unrelated, lmao.. it's 1:30AM and I'm getting 8W from my solar panels
harness the moon!
done, thanks for the advice mate
you should patent this
It is called mooning for a reason.
Oh i read harrast
Good morning all. I need coffee
Morning you all too, i'm at my 2nd cofee at the moment
And test came out most people preffer senseo with blind coffee tests. Many coffee critics hate senseo.
don't think about those full dirty water mugs, i'm talking about espresso. REAL one, so like 2 cm tall in a small espresso cup
How can you code on a espresso
damn to reply this one i need a third one
Thats what im saying
Take honest no joke no fancy stfu dutch coffee.
The dutch drink far more coffee than Italians so we know.
I been a volunteer basista for 1.5 year. You can make perfect dutch coffee with itallian coffee machines.
Only the itallian baristas just refuse.
you know it's part of our traditions,,, when you touch an italian tradition, italians get mad
Mamamia i woke up to late i can no longer drink my cappuccino
still in time
this was funnier than it should have been...
How many of you have self made scripts to extend the knowledge of your hass AI.
I added a script that throws all voicemail info in one json put it in a return varible. Explain the function add the function. And your home assistant knows everything about your voicemails
Im on a mission to make voicemails great again. Because most people dont speak in voicemails again because it is a pain in the ass to read back. Not with my system.
idk the first thng i do is disable voicemail, its useless to me
Daft dutch: saving the world's problems one crappy bash script at a time.
I've just transferred my system to a new PC. I can't believe how well it went! I found myself saying in a Paul Hibbert voice "It just wiiiiirks" like when he's taking the pee out of Hue fans
my code just walks sometimes
Forexample i found out the UWV used my beta hack for single sign on years after i had 8 hours left when microsoft finally send there we take care of it single sign on solution and it contained a login prompt.
I hate that guy's videos with a passion! but happy for you 😂
😄
What i hate with a passion is a google search and the only results are youtube i fix your problem videos of 30 min with no link to some tekst.
It's almost like there are ways to exclude certain sites from results 🤯
People complaining about Google results tend to be the people who don't know how to Google 😂
Don't say it out loud. Google will be sure to remove whatever it was you found helpful
Is this Google you speak of in this room?
google search results are like 99% useless these days. I dont even know what happened
Let me check. Hey google are you in this room.
The bot will convey the information
They're great at killing off products... but search? The commands have been the same since the olden days. They won't disappear.
They just haven't started on that yet
Monetization
Stuff like:
site:foo.bar baz (search for baz only on foo.bar)
-site:foo.bar baz (search for baz everywhere except foo.bar)
You see more ads if their search is slightly worse
Yeah, sponsored stuff at the top has become the norm. But it takes less than a second to scroll past that to the actual results.
The old head of search saw it coming and fought it until he left Google
Chatgpt can find everything. And it's $20 a month if you want to ask another question 😄
Then the penny pushers came in and went wild
SEO was the real horror and that's not directly Google's fault. That's everyone else gaming the system to appear at the top, even when they probably ought not to.
Chat can't find shit and it's only going to get worse as its corpus is polluted by more AI-generated shite.
Even OpenAI admit that their newest models are getting progressively worse.
that too. But I block most of that stuff already. But nowadays if I search for something very specific I do not get the thing I am looking for but I do get a bunch adjacent stuff
It turns out ingesting your own slop makes for even worse slop.
chatgpt+web search function can find everything. Its pretty good
I have linked my home assistant with google AI for 40 cents a month.
If an ambulance is passing by i can ask where that is about can you do that with your 20 chatgpt.
ChatGPT came up with a solution for me that required me to open a second Amazon personal account. Good thing I thought to check as it turns out that is against their rules. I went back and told chatgpt, and made it promise to put that caveat in whenever it gave that advice.
Goodness knows if it learns from its users
verify everything. Make it use sources, then check the sources. Only way to be sure
Btw i changed from chatgpt to deepseek for home assistant and other tech questions. Way better.
Anyone in here use Fully Kiosk?
Oh ok, hopefully i can get a quick answer in there
lol... of course it doesn't
It can't know or learn anything. It's a semantic parrot. I wish people would realise that.
You can supplement some of the LLMs responses somewhat using RAG but they're just fancy sentence generators. They can only spit out something that looks like it's useful, based on mimicking thousands of similar things that might have been useful.
You can get AI to tell you what a particular ambulance is responding to? Bullshit.
It can 'learn' anything that fits within its context window. Which is not enough for when you want to reason about complex situations but it is enough for most tasks
Let's be charitable and say it can analyse. That's one thing. Learning is another entirely and something LLMs are not capable of.
Learning requires understanding.
They're just statistical models. 
Well they dont run all the time. So if there is only one ambulance near me in a time window. Yes
So you somehow found the secret sauce to figuring out exactly what medical emergency those particular medics are responding to, despite that being the kind of information that there will be no realtime API for?
How the fuck does that work?
And it works where i am in the netherlands. Not just my home location
the brain is also a statistical machine. Way more efficient, and better at learning on the fly. But there are quite some labs all over the world that try to build a Bayesian brain
So, what... there's a Dutch API that reveals private medical information to the world?
112 rss feeds
Great. Ping me when they succeed.
I used to be able to listen to the Ambulance (London) radio transmissions. This was in the 1970s when I had a multiband radio. It was just a consumer radio not a scanner or anything
So I knew what nearby ambulances were going to
Absolutely. But they use digital stuff now. Mobiles, cellular data, etc.
No more unencrypted radio to eavesdrop on.
I'm interested in seeing these RSS feeds now that show medical info.
Nope. Still on the same airwaves
But encrypted
Just heared one
Anything that needs to work in emergencies is set up to not require mobile phone infra
Maybe in Nederland they don't care about keeping it private
I'm not interested in what your LLM might have hallucinated. I'm interested in the data it claims to use.
You're kidding, right? The EU is stricter than the UK on that.
Its a 112 rss feed parser said that alread
Googling that doesn't give any good results. Share the feed please.
Perhaps you should report to them that their data is leaking then. It's not really fair on the patients
Get my local location parse the zip code. Get the rss feed of that zip code. Throw the tesults to the ai
I'm not going to report anything. I don't even believe it exists. Dutch's AI is just spitting out bullshit, the way AIs do.
Not you, I meant him, the person getting the feed
Its a rss feed!!!!
I don't think you were around the other day when he said his AI came up with a plan to save the whole world. And I think he seriously believes that 😂
One dude and an LLM saving the world... sounds like recent news that totally didn't backfire.
it may well have come up with a plan. Plans don't always work
Then you'll be able to link the URL, right?
That doesn't look like an RSS feed to me
Christus te paard
Insulting me in another language doesn't make it better 😉
Maybe ask your AI to give the source of the RSS?
Anyone for a cup of cool water?
Chat: how do I make water cold?
The AI does not know its a rss feed. Its a script that the AI gives a city country and perhaps a zipcode. That runs a python script running the right rss feed.
It's not telling you what the call out was over, just the location of a particular vehicle
I know how tool calling works. But if you built this, surely you can just share the URL?
Yeah, that's what I suspected. So Dutch is asking the LLM 'can you hear an ambulace' and the LLM says 'yes' or 'no' based on if the feed has a recent event in the locality.
No smarts there.
the RSS feed is on the same website. Regular news apps use this one
Where it can actually hear things, unlike Dutch's 'solution' 😁
Audio detection is smart. Asking a agent to go look up what you already know for yourself because you just heard it is... daft.
Do you know where something is going and how large a emergency is by just hearing?
Yes. You can tell which direction something is travelling in, and approximately how many vehicles are in that convoy.
Asking the real questions.
That's working for me quite well. 
Most people: oh, an ambulance
Dutch: lemme build an agentic flow
Yup. Mostly just nothing burgers. And if it was something newsworthy... it'd be on the news.
I can check current events about something using voice. I bike walk a lot and dont want to get my phone outside.
I was in scheveningen last week for a vacation. I checked like i do a lot if it save out side. And we did not went out.
And it still wouldn't matter to me if it didn't involve me or mine.
Just my head set tap tap.
I checked like i do a lot if it save out side.
Why wouldn't it be safe outside? Can your AI predict if you're going to get hit by a bus?
There was a riot
Dutch - no judgement, just curious. Are you ND?
So instead of a tap tap is it save out side. Go outside and travle for 20 min just to get ordered by the police to go back for 20 min
Sigh we wanted to have a relax walk on the beach. We had cocktails instead.
I dont want to have a constand flood of info. I want the right info when i need it
Who on earth is going on vacation and going to listen to a police scanner or two
you dont have to explain it. If it works for you, who cares
I was in the hotel going to the elevator.
pretty sure those are illegal here
I mean going to your hotel room and listen to a scanner instead of relax in a spa.
Well someone said it was hallucinating. And just could not understand it reads rss feeds based on a zip code with out looking at code that is just rss feeds based on a zip code.
I bet you tried it
And i dont know how a cow can explain that it would be treated like a bull.
isn't it in energy drinks?
Oh boy, are we pulling up internet memes from 2000 about energy drinks
I didn't even bother waking up until 0815 today, and kids had to be in school at 0830, suffice to say we were there at 0845
Lol surreal memes of the 00s, I miss those
According to google maps my wife's office is exactly 1024km from our house
How satisfying
As the crow flies or as you'd actually have to travel?
As google measures it, so guessing as crow flies
Since it says 1024km away when I look at maps
Still, nice number as you say
My office is unfortunately 1029
buffer overflow

First grade is eeeee
Pssh, I tell authority to fuck off, gotta teach them right
My bosses know this, the management knows this and my customers know this 
for anyone that has hooked meshtastic into their HA setup there's a nasty CVE that you need to patch for: https://www.cvedetails.com/cve/CVE-2025-24797/
CVE-2025-24797 : Meshtastic is an open source mesh networking solution. A fault in the handling of mesh packets containing invalid protobuf data can result in an attac
Mostly general incompetence in here mind you
It's good you have self reflection in order
Wait what, elevators on the roof
...well, that's unfortunate - the new HA release broke the LCARS sidebar themeing
you never watched charlie and the chocolate factory?
I have only watched the old one, but I've read the book
There's always something on the roof 
Can't lift the 'cart' to the top floor if there's nothing above the top floor to lift from.
The control lines are on the roof. The elevators in question are in a jail, so no local control, but rather the central control office will call elevators and select floors.
There was a fire here last month that, among other things, damages the aforementioned control cables. And they've been on local control ever since. They're finally out here to restore proper control to the elevator.
They couldn't do their part until the other repairs were finished on the roof.
Nonsense. It's all controlled from here. I pity the soul that got stuck in a lift under my control. https://play.elevatorsaga.com/
Yikes
The fire was a fairly minor one in the laundry room. One of the dryers caught fire, and burned up the others. The worst part was actually on the roof, as decades of dryer lint in the exhaust all went up at once, and blew the aluminum housing off several of the dryer vents and sent a fireball about 2-3 meters high. That melted a lot of shit up here.
Usually in all buildings I've been during construction the top of the elevator is anchored to the metal beams on the roof, from the inside, but that is probably different codes
The elevators themselves were approximately 100m from where the fire was. There was no issues there.
This is a jail complex. Multiple buildings, some of which are interconnected but not all.
Where's the pulley? The motor?
I can convert meters to yards in my head basically on a 1 to 1 basis.
The modern stuff usually has a motor that is built into the side in my experience
sqft to sqm is easy too 
Besides. I'm a government worker. In the electronics department. So yeah, we use a lot of metric.
But even the pulleys will occupy space between the roof of the cart and the roof of the building.
I'll give y'all one guess where the elevators are. 😂
Just like you have to have a pit at the bottom of the shaft for the dampeners and things at the bottom (that you hope will never matter because the emergency brakes should have kicked in long before)
Besides, these are hydraulic elevators anyway. Only two floors in that building. The minimum security building has 3 floors, but that one is across the street from the rest of the complex. While it is also controlled over here, that's all fiber under the road
I was about to say. Some elevators push the car up and down
The more interesting thing to see up here on the roof is the SS United States cruise ship. That's soon going to become an artificial reef.
Aye, but at least from the buildings I've built the last 20 years there has always been very little at top and bottom, usually max 1.5m, and there is usually a maintenance / ventilation floor on top of all other floors that is between the roof and the elevator anyways
I approve of this
Yup. And 1.5m is enough that it's another floor (or a protusion out onto the roof
). It's not something you just squeeze above the ceiling tiles.
Considering a floor is 2.4m in Norwegian standards, in housing that is, and probably 4m in industrial buildings, eh, it depends 
Looks like newer ones are 6m per floor
But I usually build industrial buildings
You're a builder now too, not just a terrible network admin? 
HPE - Helping People Erect
Well, I usually have to go into the building while they are being built, because I need to tell the idjits where to route the cables and how
someones had to deal with the electrical people running network cable before...
Sparkies running the cable isn't so bad; sparkies terminating the cable, though...
lol, yeah thats bad too
i have seen horrors of both
Better get those sparkies oot of my datacentors buddy
<ptsd> wirenuts... wirenuts on low voltage... </ptsd>
They can keep wiring the 48v racks thanks, I'm not touching that death trap
Or the newer 400v DC stuff
wirenuts are bad in all situations, and have no place in civilised electical
Wire nuts are at least an upgrade from knob and tie
I've seen them on CATV coax as well after the power company hooked it with the bucket truck
I mean, why would you use a wire nut when .·:¨¨ WAGO connectors ¨¨:·. exist?
Because USA, USA, USA
was a catv tech for almost 7 years many decades ago
So many videos I've seen on youtube with Americans going "these are dangerous" when talking about Wago, and saying use wirenuts

"whats that?"
sparky: oh we had to cut a cable but we wagoed it back together and put it in a box. its only small so low current. it will be fine.
"what the fuck"
sparky: it will be fine we do it all the time
narrator: it was in fact not fine... it was a fibre cable...
noooooooooooooooooooooo
Fiber optic Wago when? We need it
Just as an aside. I will always intentionally mispronounce "fibre" as "fee bray" 😂
Well, you have to distinguish between fibre and fiber
As in fiber cable and fibre channel
Arguably worse would be someone doing a field wire splice on a fiber cable
its a great example where someone does a fantastic job of something thats completly wrong and would never work
"muricans don't use metric"
Imported?
what do you mean, electrons is the same as photons, they both carry signal 
wago, protective box, protective gromets, pefectly alliigned. etc...
Imported? In a red state local government building? Surely you jest. 🤣
If you talk up Wagos you wind up having issues with wire nut nuts
Considering wire nut in itself is an issue, I don't doubt it, but wait till Sonoma gets here
_take from 1932 in Louisiana _ you mean
@clear ferry no lie, I submitted 2 purchase requests for two different brands of the same HDMI expander/splitter Why? Because the first one was from Japan. I was told I had to use an american supplier. So I found one for half again as much.... From some no name brand but it said "Made in USA" on the box, so it was ok to order... WTF.
Yet it was probably made in China
The box was made in the USA though
It's government. It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to be approved.
even before wagos they were bad
Good thing wagos were introduced 1951 then
well i meant the version thats now industry standard 😛
problem is too many variations
I personally liked the super old style that was a metal ring with a set screw and a cap that just snapped onto it
it was almost as easy as wagos

Even Home Depot now stocks wagos
Just buy wagos people
think there is a video out that shows the harbor freight version of the wago is better than the wago so maybe not buy wago
Harbor freight has the same quality control as a toddler making mud pies, so no thank you

it's not "harbor freight" who makes the stuff
they are outside brands just like anywhere else
Careful, you'll catch that shrub on fire
That’s what the wire nutted neutral in gfci from old owner did
homeowner(s) who don't know how to wire stuff is where this issue stems from lol
Hence why home owner wiring is illegal here
Albeit, I do it, because I'm partially trained
till you improperly use a wire nut and the connection is loose then complain about them and tell everyone to use wagos..
i have no doubt some have
aw man, I wanted to set up a HA automation to trigger whenever there's a new pope
can't believe the Vatican doesn't have an RSS feed for pope updates
this is a a modren version of the type my grandfathers house had but I like these over everything
It’s the same shit with Pex piping. I use both and I’m drowning in freedumb
I mean, I won't have a chance to test the integration for at least a decade if I implement it now
that doesnt actually look that bad as long as the cap cant come off
PEX and pipe in pipe has been the norm here for at least 25 years now
that one looks like the cap screws onto that fitting. the one's my grandfather had was a tyhinner ring and the cap snapped on
both covered the set screw so it could never come loose
i was more worried about the cap coming off and it becoming exposed shorting on something
twisted fire starters?
here we go.. dissing wood
nothing stopping you from rebuilding your house out of mud decoy
try brick
I tried that once but I couldnt stop eating the tasty mud
Wood is harder to chew. Much easier to stay focused
Wood houses win
the 2nd little pig would disagree
I really don't understand why Americans would have used an abundant and cheap resource to rapidly expand a relatively new country with little industry that then becomes a standard
Idiots really
wire nuts are industry standard across the US, so I'm not sure why that would be the case
I've yet to own a house that had anything other than wire nuts
Buy my house?
what's used in your house?
Why aren't 100-200 year old cities designed around an emerging transportation technology linked by a supply network built for WW2 as functional and put together as century old euro cities
Wago
Should use knob and tube tbh
Keep going, this is my kind of rant
I've never seen anyone shell out the cash for that
really odd that it's that way in your house
Just call me QF junior
did you wire your house?
Replaced all fixtures and outlets.
and if you use wire nuts properly, they really aren't a firehazard, but people tend to put too many or too few wires in them and give them a bad name.
Also true
They require a level of sobriety rare in the modern trades
That I can agree with
I wire nutted the shit out of my house when I redid things. Made sure to look up the code and purchase proper sizes for number of wires and gauges
that was before I heard of wago tho, 10 years or so ago
wago's are so much easier
Oop, the Swiss Guard are coming out on the Papal livestream
Wagos suffer for the sins of our breaker codes
part of electrical work changes happening is convincing the sparks
young guy says: have you seen this no thing its great and makes life easier
old spark: look here boy, i have been doing this for 50 years i dont care what little toy you have there. we do it my way
When I replaced the light over my kitchen sink and found painters tape wrapped around bare wires it seemed like a good idea to go through everything in the house. Found two other instances of that.
The real question is how much PoE I can shove through da Nortel block
neutrals at light switches during rewires took ages to because normal because of that
holy fuck
I found a few fuck ups, but nothing major
I built in 2016, and started smarthoming it immediately
like, day 1 I think
And generally smaller. Which is one of the pluses with smart switches
Yeah I started after the first full week, but ours was not a new build. 2001… but after growing up in 2 houses 180-250 years old it was positively modern comparatively.
That's impossible a wooden house would never last that long
Huge plus! Some of those smart switches touch the back of the box
Yeah, I have a few receptacles that are filled to the brim
In other news, I'll be relocating/reinstalling my HA again soon. 🤣
New hardware or new home?
I just bought an old supermicro server board w a 2014 era xeon and 32G of ram, and plan to throw proxmox on it.
New-to-me hardware at any rate. 🤣
There's a new pope you gotta get new hardware
Right now, it's running fine in a pi5. But I also have an old dell Optiplex 790 (2013 era i3 2100) w 16G that is my NAS and Plex server.
Don't wanna have guests over and your light switches are a pope out of date
the best excuse i have seen for upgrading
I plan to put the supermicro ATX board into that Optiplex case, along with a new psu.
And since the board in question is also dual gigabit, I'll be running opnsense on the proxmox server, and probably adguard home as well.
So I figured, hell, I might as well move the HA into it as well, and use the pi5 for other things.
But if probably won't be until closer to the end of the month. That's when the PSU is expected
Pi5 is a crazy good space heater
Uses less power than the pre-Ryzen era APU powered laptop it was running on prior. 😂
This will be like the 4th install of HAOS. First was on the laptop. 2nd was on the pi5 on an SDcard because the SSD hat was delayed in shipment. Then installed it on the pi again, because I could not get it to copy off the SDcard to the SSD.
I haven't really reinstalled HA since I moved to container, it's changed host 5 times though
Ive never used proxmox or docker or whatever flavor of the month container thing there is.
strokes his beard my Plex server is on top of FreeBSD.
I moved off BSD in 2018
My first BSD experience was installing netbsd in like 1996 or so.
I never touched BSD until 2012, but I ran linux from 1997, and I've been fixing HPUX systems since 2007
Solaris i just tell to fuck off
I have used linux since 94. Started with slackware 2.something. Linux kernel 1.2.something.
I have also used Solaris and opensolaris before it was nuked, and I've also used illumos and open Indiana
But where it the port of HA to TempleOS?
First "real" ISP provided a shell and it was Solaris.
Zebra.net. I had a static IP on dialup with them. I don't remember the actual IP address, but the name was stealth.zebra.net. God that brings back memories.
I was the "author" of the old mirc script named Stealth Advanced....
My ISP charges 300$ a month for a static IP but my IP changes about once a year when a hurricane takes out the network. I think they keep everyone static so the remote modem support is easier
narrows eyes in suspicion hurricane where?
For 3600 I could have my IP not change in the hurricane
Just shoot at the hurricane to have it change direction.
and dyn dns solves that one
It doesn't work. Believe me, we in coastal Alabama have tried that.
I haven't had a static IP in my life, used dyndns since 2000
Before that I made static DNS entries
Too difficult
Difficult? 🤣
That's why Jeff Bezos put my host IP in the Eero app
At 5W? Nah. My PC will do 600W at load. And don't even ask what atx does
Pi 5 is 25.5-27w railed not crazy but a bit more juice than 15 when people don't understand that the extra compute power makes heat
Running HA? You're not gonna do much more than 5W average
Looks like the new Pope is out; he's from Chicago
first the Cubs win, now they get a Pope...
Does he get to shoot people? Being from Chicago?
BREAKING: VATICAN ANNOUNCES ONLY DEEP DISH PIZZA CONSIDERED CATHOLIC, ALL OTHERS ARE ANTI-PIZZAS
VATICAN ANNOUNCES ONLY WIRE NUTS ARE ALLOWED, WAGOS ARE NOW HERETIC
That's why he gets announced with smoke
It was foreshadowed when the last popemobile was dodge ram
Dodge : 🐏?
62.131.202.82 was the 1st ip i used
Neeeerd
I played 1st division rugby at that time
It's like your childhood home
::1
Still come at my childhood home at least once a week



