#the-water-cooler
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@lone dagger you really need to confine me to the memes hahahahah
LOL
Oh lawdy, saving this one for later. Have some colleagues I will definitely need to use this on
Ok satan
Hotel Missy or something, I don't watch yt shows
Damn.
I'm old now. I've been banned from more places than I remember...
That's what 30 years online does to someone lol
Or rotten.com lol
Does that still exist?
two girls one cup?
Feels like it would have been neutered decades ago lol
I remember the first time I stumbled across rotten.com and I reflexively hit the back button so many times I ended up back in NCSA Mosaic.
Goatse?
Tubgirl?
Ironically, I think the Aussie Broadband logo is based off goatse....
Oh wait, they changed it ... Or I'm thinking of the wrong company lol
You guys and your smegma
Man u guys are old
Yarp.
I was using wireless for data before wifi existed lol
🤨
One of the major telcos here in NZ (the one formed out of the splitting up of the historical monopoly) introduced this logo back in the early 2000s.
Comments ranged from "how much did you pay the 6 year old to make this" to "lol, cat's anus"
Hahahaha yeah, I used to work for their Aussie side in network operations
Still got the shares.... Not that they're worth much of anything
This was back in the wild west internet days..... We had a.... Clandestine torrent server under the floor in the data centre hahahha
simple logos are generally the best ones.
Gigabit to the world back in..... Late 90s?
our gas company is just two half circle offset and that's all you see on the vehicles and you know who they are lol
Meanwhile homes haven't gotten Gigabit 30 years later
Early 2000s... Something like that...
It was fucking hilarious when the Aussie side was sold and they did an audit of everything and found the torrent box....
Nobody knew anything about it if course.
But somehow, it had big ass drives and was decent hardware.... Not that anyone knew where it actually came from....
do you wanna know the math behind jpegs
All I want is a picture of a god dam hotdog
- has change to obtain intellectual enlightenment
- chooses hotdog
- mfw
Isn't that a machine learning topic? Hotdog or not hotdog?
Anyway, I need to sleep.
👋
lol
You couldn't pay me to get on a plane these days. yet another near miss crash in chicago
They should really look at ways to coordinate flights and planes so that crashes and near misses don't happen
You spelled "American airline" wrong
Would be a good thing to do
If someone would just invent a system to do that
Don't u guys have the stable genius and musk
Some perspective: https://bsky.app/profile/yasharali.bsky.social/post/3lizmetl7bc2b
Musk will solve it, with the 4 digit IQ he has
He probably has solved it already and needs to fire people who made it not happen yet
Sonoma is probably just scared of the non zero chance of meeting qf
You're far more in danger every time you get near a car, much less drive it
Is that 4 digit in fahrenheit
But it is so fun to blame ATC, stop helping us all rationalise it!!!
You're more likely to get a raccoon bite than be in a plane crash, to put it in Middle Earth terms 🙂
There is a point after the first digit
that was not a good analogy lol

What are the chances of a middle earthern plane biting a raccoon though?
No dust please
Also @forest edge I have long thought I won't fly on a max8, but I will never go close to the USA so that bit is ok
They might invade us with the Russians if stuff goes really bad I guess
It wasn't on my 2025 bingo anyway, but maybe it should
over 90 plane incident since the start of this year
won't be too much longer before that whole "safest way to travel" becomes bullshit lol
incidents are not crashes
How far does it have to go to make that happen?
the plane delivering racoons to sweden crashed..
thats not a good comparison
I would be inconsolable
40,990 people died in car accidents in the US alone lol. That's 112 fully loaded 747's with no survivors
when you really think about it cars are a stupid way to get around efficiently
70s are back ❤️
a ton of steel just to move your fat ass
what filter you using to remove the fire and smoke?
that's a choice. If anyone has the budget...
no one is going to ride their bicycle several miles back and forth from work
many would
because we already have a train that does that
it's 4 hours
investing to cut that down to 5 minutes would be dumb lol
besides we don't want them being able to come here so quickly
then ride your bike with stefan
we always have spares, dont worry
yea a buisness that would no longer make a profit lol
not going to ever happen, it would always get voted down decoy.. let that dream go
besides I thought amtram was making a faster train for that purpose
just wouldn't be no hyperloop type of thing
not everything in public domain has to make a profit
tell me about it. the tram in KC originally was suppose to start as far north as gladstone
funny thing is KC had trolly rails everywhere at one point but because cars became more affodable and more convient they ripped them all out. not one person stopped to wonder what population explosion would do lol
we had a very similar story in amsterdam, utrecht, rotterdam, delft. Basically every big city underwent two transformations. One to introduce the car, a second to get it the hell out again
Trolley? Tram? I guess middle earth is happening 🤣
just in time for california to burn away too right?
that tram was a vote for all of us under false promises
may not even had passed if we knew the truth lol
the only expansion it got was what it had in place when they first started it
don't think it got the love for anything beyond it's current reach
right now every city is on the hook over taxes so that thing is shelfed regardless
just saw they are trying to respark rebuilding the baseball stadium again
and that is getting a lot of flames
Aren't you happy with horse carriages?
you looking for good deals since you all are practically broke now?
If we broke, we all broke. Come on now!
oh no, it's just you lol
Cow-driven carriages
was glad to see the insurance companies are trying to limit the fuckery to just california residents instead of other states lol
Yeah they definitely aren’t.
is that why they asking for 40 billion?
cause they aren't..
What?
Insurance company’s are actively dropping coverage or refusing to renew coverage in states that have seen a rise in climate related claims. Just ask FL.
oh thought you were refering to my they are broke comment
but they been doing that before the wildfires
they are trying to limit the blowback to california residents rather than some blanket incease
Yeah
why it's wise to switch to a company that dosen't offer insuance in those other states lol
It will come for all of us though
There will come a point for these insurers where it won’t make sense to offer homeowners insurance as a product if nothing changes
Fair
all of the shit that has been happening on both coasts will eventually raise everything. but i'm talking about the LA shit those companies are trying to limit the blowback at least.. they never tried to do that with the other shit
Sure they have. Like literally every hurricane ever
nobody is immune to climate change. If it's not increased temperatures its more tornadoes, more storms, more severe weather
The real scary thing is that some mortgages require insurance— so what are people going to do when they can’t get it?
(Maybe all, not sure)
there will always be insurance
even if it boils down to some state ran thing
I thought the floida insurance shit had leveled off?
I think that’s the most likely outcome. Private companies only exist as long as there is money to be made.
No. Lots of people are having to “self insure” because they can’t get coverage. Or if they can premiums are astronomical.
A big part of the problem is that homeowners insurance, like all insurance, is designed to address low probability, high severity events. It breaks for catastrophies that impact entire regions or areas and not individual policyholders. Insurance doesn't work if the entire customer base has claims all from the same event. This is why flood insurance has historically been handled by the government, becuase the economics to provide flood insurance aren't realistic for a private market, capitalist solution. Now climate change is shifting more events into this category where disasters affect too many people to be insured traditionally.
they just need to bette egulate high ick zones moe so than just simply jacking up the base cost of carrying insurance in those areas
I'm sure President Musk will forbid increasing insurance prices based on that climate change hoax 😂
Should I call 911?
the keyboard doctors
just not always going back and punching the key that isn't egisteing
Twice in one day for this GIF is rare.
Oh this is pretty reasonable discussion
We’ve had insurance convos like 700 times in here lol, doesn’t mean I like walking into it.
Fair fair
😂
offers "insurance discussion" insurance on the private market
700 is low compared to many of the other stuff lol
Not much different from health insurance or car insurance. Pretty on par, actually. 
Hey at least I can buy car/home insurance without my employer in the mix
Hi, can you help me install home assistant on my pi zero?
You can buy health insurance without it!
you should all play the last of us. What a great game
I’m taking a break from my video game for this. I think I made a bad choice.
good point. we should be talking about the push to make a special version of HA for the zero...
Can? Yes. Should? Questionable.
In the US anyway.
Also Missy, sounds like you got power back. I lost mine 5 minutes before the start of this convo. It’s all I’ve got 😂
lol
Yeah it came back about an hour ago.
My son: YES INTERNET FINALLY
😂
Okay but for real I kept stealing his portable battery pack when we were in SF together.
At this point it’s expected I do.
It’s windy AF here and even though the lines in town are buried the high tension lines are not. Probably without power for another 3 hours according to the power company.

How did you get our wind?
what was it
This is the 2nd most unwelcome gift we get from Wyoming on a regular basis
It’s a cute JRPG 16 bit style game called Spirittea.
Oh yes, I have very clear memories of hating the wind that came from the north.
And it’s flat there.
You have nothing to stop it.
looks like a good steamdeck game
In case anyone is wondering “people from Wyoming” is the 1st unwelcome gift
Probably, actually! I play it on Xbox.
We pretty regularly get 60+++ mph gusts. Don’t love it.
Exactly
For homeowners? Friiiiick
yea, it's not confirmed yet
bad year to live in that state tho
they already do
people been bailing out of california for awhile now and coming to states like ours
Not as old as you are mate.
... you implying you enjoy it dry?
I usually don't hangout with dry people is what I am implying
And yet even more people have been moving into California and the state's population has continued to rise, as have property values there.
my statement was you are about to get bent over.. so dry or not is your preference lol
cough cough ||migrants/homeless||
any data to support that theory?
As have mentioned multiple times, unfortunately, you are not going to see that day before you die. Make up your mind, bite your lip and move on compadre
why you gotta rain on my parade?
BTW can you send me a list of 5 things you did that was productive, last week?
you need legitimate responses for some investigation inquiry or something? what kind of trouble you land in now?
Been at since morning and getting emotionally ready for a 16 hour flight tomorrow 🙄
so roofie yourself on the plane lol
sure it wouldn't be the first time you woke up naked with stitches on your side
Not a bad idea.
hell i'd prefer to be out cold on a plane in 2025
True
certainly wasn't taken in denmark
look how cute
that would be bad
I don't live in Kansas
How will you remind the pilot to lower the landing gear?
would just assume right off the bat that either they wouldn't know how to work them or that the landing gear wouldn't work regardless
Gotta go nuts this year and rack up my miles.
Is it just me or did the latest core screw things up? Used to tell google to set heat to 65 or set temp to 65. Now google says there's 11 sensors that don't have that functionality???
Google's assistant can't even reliably play my local radio station on request
I have no idea how they fuck that up so badly.
heh. Well... Hopefully they figure it out and get things fixed.
It's pretty broken when it wants to try to set sensors.
Managed to get Alexa setup with Music Assistant and AirPlay as sources
Took painstakingly long though lmao
Mass kinda fucked up royally for me and I had to uninstall it
welp looks like many of you are bound to go dark lol
In the Baltic Sea, a shadow war is raging between Russia and NATO. Commercial ships believed to be part of the Kremlin’s fleet stand accused of deliberately cutting subsea cables by dragging their anchors. There have also been incidents involving damage to other Baltic cables that have been traced to ships connected to China, sparking concerns a...
YES
But these are accidents?
Obviously
hey guys, i'm looking at getting a new router and am thinking of getting my first ever mesh router and just wanted to make sure there wasn't anything i should know about for mesh routers and HA if i've got a lot of wifi stuff? like, is the way mesh stuff works mean it's the same network across the whole house, so wifi devices on one end will still work on the same ssid as the wifi devices on the other end, right?
Don't use mesh wifi unless you just cannot, at all, use cables between access points...
Cos you'll end up trunking 2.4Ghz stuff over 5Ghz and make both bands busy
Unless someone has made 2.4 & 5 GHz stuff that backhauls over 6Ghz... But I haven't seen any of that yet....
we only have one lan port in the entire house unfortunately - it's where my current router is atm in the middle of the house
the wifi at the ends of the house are ok but was hoping to make it better
Just remember that the more mesh devices you add, the slower everything gets.
hmm - so atm i have about 40 wifi devices - most are shelly relays running locally
maybe then a mesh network isn't for me? maybe i just look at a better single router?
In my opinion, yeah. But if course, I don't know your exact setup.
I have 2 APs that only do AP work and they got installed into the houses roof space
One at each end of the house
That gives me 50-60MB/sec speeds on 5Ghz anywhere in the house or garage
unfortunately i'm in a country that requires electricians to come out for electrical work, so doing anything like that is a larger cost than just getting a more powerful router, which sucks
In Australia, we don't get 2x non overlapping 160Mhz wide channels, so multi AP setups mean 80 Mhz channels on everything
PoE is god there
But if course, the more equipment you need, the higher the cost.
ah, i'm in australia too!
You can literally run a CAT5 cable up the wall and to where you need it in the roof
i'm not very technical when it comes to that stuff 😛
Fair
i could give it a shot but i've never done anything hardware related 😛
knowing me i'd probably find a way to do something wrong and burn the house down 😛
If you haven't been around in your roof yourself, ask a friend if they have.
yeah, not a bad idea
It's too easy to hurt yourself and damage things if you're not used to getting around in roof spaces.
better
this is my isp router. it does just that. 😄 since there were few 6GHz devices when the router launched it used 6GHz band only for backhaul by default, but it was user selectable. with newer firmware that seems to have changed and the main ssid is now over all 3 bands by default. i think it still uses 6GHz for backhaul.
Fair
Makes sense to use 2.4 & 5 for normal kit, then 6Ghz for AP to AP comms
I only have like 1 or 2 6Ghz devices, so the band is pretty much free.
It also depends on signal strength between mesh nodes. if they are too far apart it makes sense to drop to a lower band
And there's SOOOOO much more allocated frequencies than 5Ghz too
so mesh nodes should have very good signal strength
But if it's 2.4 + 5 only and backhauls on 5Ghz, I'd skip that.
my phone has 6GHz, and i get 803/570 Mbps in speedtest over wifi right now. 🙂
Yeah, I think only my phone is 6Ghz lol
Real 6Ghz APs are like $450 AUD or more, so not going to replace kit lol
50MB/sec everywhere is fine for wifi.
Wireless backhaul? Mesh? 🤢
I mean... if you can't/won't run ethernet, sure. But otherwise, wired APs all the way.
Heh, that was my first message too
I need to re-terminate the wire to my living room it seems, I used those shitty new 8p8c connectors and it wasn't great
this bullshit
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wtf is this?
good question
I fucking hate it
for some reason they want you to slip the wires into the first one, then snip them, then push that bit in and then crimp it
it takes 3x the time of a regular 8p8c
That's USB-RJ

what do you guys use as notification on your mobile? HomeAssistant integrated notifications? Telegram? Discord?
Home assistant ones directly
No need to roll this out through a different service for it to end up hitting the same service in the end anyway
i totally agree, thanks for sharing your experience
i'm pretty new and i'm testing a lot of stuff trying to find the best setup and balance
the best movie you ever seen huh?
the best norwegian movie ever made is trollhunter
Even if not, most people in the US have coax in the wall they can use for MoCA backhaul. (Also my discord feed started here, so that’s why I’m responding so late lol)
There’s almost always a solution for wired backhaul if you’re in a newer home
newer being last 20-30 years
Should use keystones 😛
I switched from RJ45s to keystones, so much easier to manage and looks much better.
those adapters are still stupid expensive
not if you know where to get them
$60/pair for 2.5 gig ones brand new on eBay
Amazon is jacked up yeah
like a patch cable?
it really depends on the situation
I try to use keystones wherever I can now, even my APs have a keystone shoved into the ceiling and a short 6” patch cable going into them.
RJ45s aren’t really meant for solid core in wall cabling
How's work today? I'm supervising a 3D print, making chicken stock, and answering comments/questions on a PR as they come in.
I'm definitely being productive..! 🤪
Can be cheaper than rewiring.
i got two bluescreens within an hour
its working somewhat
Oh this is after they uninstalled my IDE on Monday
Who needs IDEs when you have emacs?
I think my home is about 40 years old and only had electrical wiring, so the solution was to pay someone to make holes everywhere and then plaster over afterwards 🫠 Next step, get a decorator to make it all pretty again... eventually.
I'm in precisely the same space
I did a shitty job of going over the patches the guy left in place with joint compound and have lived with that for 13 years now
ed is the only pure editor. you should know that, pjesus
I grew up in a 200yr old Victorian. We had to take down every wall and fully redo the electric (and other stuff obviously). All horsehair, plaster and lathe. Huuuuge mess. Huge job. So thankful I live in a “young” house now.
I thought the real pros used butterflies
😄 yeah. but that is when you transcend editors altogether
If this was the previous house, I would've been okay with that. I think my missus would murder me if I left this place messy 😄
ed never tells you that you are wrong. merely questions you to rephrase
Hi all, I've just got a Tuya Water Valve, that shows flow in the app... but not in HA. Anyone know how I can get that info?
Someone in a support channel could probably help. #1284966582375813201
My house is 1850 mixture of Granite and Cob , so I'm going through that now as most of the electrics are 1960's/1970's. WiFi is a bastard!
Keystones in my ceiling?
I can see the appeal of older houses but I couldn't deal with that
All those knobs and tubes and such 🙂
Small question: Can the icon for HA be changed so when I receive a notification, instead of the HA logo, it's different?
Anything is possible with enough effort and grease
Bacon or lithium?
Delicious
I just mean terminating any solid core cabling into a keystone / patch panel where possible. I wouldn’t use a patch panel obviously in the ceiling but just a short patch cable and LV bracket to a keystone if doing an AP
Yes there will be no keystone here, I have patch panels by the switches, but keystones I haven't used in 20 years
It works either way, keystone is just the preferred way from what I’ve seen
How do you terminate AP side? Just put on a plug?
Keystone was a PITA with CAT6 first gen
I’m better at terminating keystones than RJ45 connectors anyways so makes my life easier
Takes me about 2m to terminate an rj45, and is usually easily available
I haven't terminated fiber cables in 25 years thankfully, but it has gotten a lot easier
oh I need to redo my fiber termination outside that AT&T did lol
but too afraid I’m gonna break it
and don’t wanna pay $100 for a tech visit
I’d like to use a patch cable connected to that coupler instead of that harsh bend they did
This has been the norm here for 20 years,
And always indoors
This is the type I currently got
don't even get a box for google fiber. they run that shit directly to the modem lol
I had to do my own termination box inside the house. AT&T originally just ran the fiber direct into the ONT
I'd rather have an outside box like what blue has
We have an outdoor breaker box haha
only for higher power things though
Easy to tamper with for random people
our main breaker box is inside
We put a lock on it
our backyards are not generally easily accessible for the random passerby lol
I do prefer a box outside for stuff like internet though to be fair. Makes the install more modular and easier to fix
I don't know what is to fix, we installed fiber in 2004, it hasn't been touched since, just plugged into new boxes
anyone have ever used a Wester Digital My Cloud Home on Home Assistant?
Best tip, don't use wd cloud at all
searched everywhere but found nothing 😦
If the line breaks you just replace the outdoor line rather than the whole line to the gateway
or vice versa
i got it so i'd like to use it 🙂 don't care about the old breach
People hit it with landscaping gear
AT&T buried their lines like garbage here haha
noone in norway ever accidently cut a line? I do not believe that one bit lol
is there a way to integrate it in case?

From box to house ? No, distribution lines, sure, but they are usually all dual pathed
ECMP go brrrrr
just means you don't do anything in your yard
from box to my house is just clipped onto the old copper phone line hanging high up. its only job now is to hang my fiber.
We do, but because of Norwegian winters mostly everything is 60cm down
Pathetic
one of my customers paid their fiber provider a lot extra to guarantee that their 2 redundant lines followed different geographic routes. so when an excavator took out both paths simultaneously... ouch...
if they can't push it deeper with one of those hand tools then it's as deep as it going to go
i've seen branches break and spear into the ground and cut coax so shit does happen
Sounds like "a series of unfortunate events"
one of them being an unfortunate standard
Everything can be avoided with a concrete casing:P
That's a sign of not enough steel reenforcement
Who needs weaponized stupidity when you have regular people from Missouri
Why would you have Missouri people in the north
Titanium woven steel sleeve
Or is this located in your basement aswell
if you're not part of the solution, you're a part of the problem!
I never came back into my office last night after the power came back. My key lights were in their last state (on - because I was in a meeting when I lost power), and my PC was off since that doesn't just boot back up.
I got a Windows update during all this. 😩 No, I don't want your stupid recommended settings just update and leave me alone.
it'll be quicker and easier to just get rid of your grandma
I need it for my local AI.
grandpa accepted one of those chrome notification spam messages. Was funny to see thousands of notifications per second come in about viagra and bitcoin
Or. Rather. It's the only thing in the house that has the power to do so.
that's no reason to run windows 😮
It is when I am too lazy to fuck with Linux.
Ain't nobody got the time for that, this thing just sits.
and updates when you don't need it 
windows has gotten so much bloatware that 'it just works' is debatable
Lulz windows
a windows update i did the other day made my pc's power consumpotion go up by 30 watts. 2/10 almost worst update ever
don't worry there is someone we can notify lol
traitor and a criminal, this is becoming real simple lol
thats not true
Luckily mine hasn't gone up - still sitting at around 69 watts
. But I am aggressive with how much I shut off on Windows.
just because we complain time fom time about our 13 seasons dosen't mean we dislike it here
i got a temp fix for it for now and a theory on what the issue actually is but that likely needs a reinstall and i got too many other things to mess with to do that right now
I...don't want it to sleep.
go ahead, tell me that song didn't pop into your head
pfft, can't fix a lack of culture
I don't use this PC except as a server lol.
No, this is a gaming rig I don't touch.
It's literally just for my llama instance.
I dropped Windows as fast as I could when I was no longer a MS employee.
Devices are heavily managed there, they have no clue what a real consumer version of Windows is like.
windows is needed for gaming and i am not gunna bother dual booting. just do all my desktop stuff on windows
Depends on the gaming
that is changing, thanks to valve
4M steamdecks sold alone
A lot of games run under proton pretty flawlessly
yeah, alot of whats holding stuff back is game devs but its getting better
I have zero interest in pc gaming these days. I just want to turn the thing on and play. Turning it on and having to futz with stuff before playing holds no appeal— I don’t have time for that!
that's basically what steamdeck is. It's like a nintendo but it runs PC games
console gaming is crap
It works.
if you like playing by yourself
Anyway i do a bunch of social VR games under Debian and it just works
Amusingly I get better performance from this setup on the same hardware than I did running windows
linux nerds been wishing for the day that gaming under it would be at least on par with windows and it never happened then, hasn't happen still and likely will never happen
vulkan has definetly closed the gap
I've been gaming all the games I've needed to play on linux for 21 years, except for wow, but that got better in the end
limiting yourself to shit games dosen't count
🙄
do smart powered usb hub exist?
For... What purpose?
Power draw stats maybe?
this too, to also turn on or off devices
but it needs to be able to connect to my pc
like i need a usb hub for my desktop pc
would be cool if it was also smart
Steam deck is far superior to any windows handheld
if its linux you can turn devices on/off with this https://github.com/mvp/uhubctl
I guess that more depends what OS you're running and if the hub can be managed by the OS
nah its windows, gaming pc
I'm still curious about the actual purpose
what windows handheld?
you could mod one of those with buttons using an esp32 quite easily
turning off devices like my wheel and other stuff connected to my pc like extra mouse that might interfere or pedals etc
Interesting
without needing to remove the actual usb
using all my usb ports basically
around 8/9

they make usb hubs with push buttons to turn on/off the port
why does it have to be smarter than that?
very true, but to see the stats and be able to do it from phone etc would be cool, just asking if theres any if not its ok
If you do anything with VR, usb ports get used pretty quickly, especially with full body tracking
or even just sim racing
my old grandmother did some research when she got her first pc back in the eighties, and landed on os/2 rather than windows. so at least helping her implied a real os, not the graphical shell that windows pre nt was.
Yeah sim racing has a lot of peripherals too
using your finger to push a button can be considered an automation
organic automation
mmmm....OS/2. I remember going to some dude's apartment back then and copying like 22 3.5" discs for to get that
Hire Sonoma to push the buttons for you
But then you have Sonoma in your house
Good point. That's a pretty high cost
i am not cheap
Need to finish elementary education first

wow.. you just insta go douche don't you? lol
we’re getting closer. Biggest hurdle is anti cheat software right now
yea they say that all the time lol
i once arrived at a customer site to upgrade their sun server. i brought my own scsi cd-rom to be sure i could do it from cd and not qik tape. there was a guy upgrading a novell netware server when i arrived. he had a really insanely huge stack of floppies he had just started on. when i was done and left he was still only half way through. 😄
Seriously though Linux is getting better for it, it’s just a slow process
I still use windows
Games requiring kernel anti-cheat aren't worth playing
lol slow process
so no one got any ideas?
Nope
yeah but need multiple..
I have many. Coffee flavoured ice cream.
and ledvance have a power strip with usb ports...
guess gotta go old fashioned way
but one that connects to pc as a real hub and is smart. never seen one actually

They want data transfer not just power
Write a windows usb hub driver that gives stats and port control
There must be a reason why this is an often returned item
push button hub with a bunch of switchbots..
windows usb hub driver that gives stats and port control
It's electron, you can't ever be sure it's up
schrodingers uptime?
Yup
rip
But centralized apps are great! /s
pretty crazy
DNS in a world where secondary is actually a secondary and not a load balancer
ah this reminds me... secondary dns
It's the reason why people can't just set it in their router config and forget about it
got my mini pc up and running, got HA moved to it, and got frigate running too. secondary dns was the last service i want to get set up
just finished getting it in the rack along with an external drive for NVR storage
External drives?
rack shelf 😛
12 drives?
array is in the 4u. the 2u bays are actually empty but i opted to get cases that match
Yeah im in the same boat
if your already invested in unifi then you kind screwed yourself
why would you not just go all in on that ecosystem
Well one of my reolink cameras died after a single rainstorm, sooo
(its under an eve, too)
look at all those unused ports
I just get whatever IP camera with Poe that is cheapest on AliExpress when I need something
You wanna know why I first installed Home Assitant? No? Good, well I'm going to tell you anyway.
I have a Worcester Bosch Smart Thermostat. There is no way to boost the heating for an hour and then have it turn off. As it turns out this is sold in Europe as NeFit Easy, where it does have this functionality. I tried IFTTT, then Worcester Bosch figured out that it was too useful and removed their integration with it. I went into HA because there was an addon for it, literally got a HA install just so that I could have the heating boost up for 1 hour then go back down.
see that got annoying for me. mixed brands suck
and things have just spiralled from there
oh yeah and the offiial Worcester Wave Android app for it is really bad. It's very slow and clunky, it's really aggravating to try and control the thermostat using it.
Quick Q: between a 7 inch LCD + ESP32 display using esphome/lvgl and a 7 inch tablet with kiosk and some dashboard, what would you choose? I kinda like the idea of programming the display and making it look kinda like a single device and etc, but the kiosk method seems very easy :\
was not impressed by either of the two amcrest/dahua cameras I had
something like this https://github.com/runevad/waveshare-esp32-s3-7inch
RTSP is all you need, no integrations
Always the tablet
the added stuff is nice
I was getting a 7 inch tablet if I did that. Also the google nests that I have around are 7 inch
I actually leave the spotlights off on my two cx cameras that I control through HA to turn back on for detections or if the lighting is too dark
leaving em off on? But when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
you understood that?
it's quite the jumble of words
for any specific reason?
That's a lot of Linux ISOs
And BSD, and Solaris, and HPUX, and BeOS, and some more
pretty much all of them
most of which relate to available compute and effort
The cards and trinkets on the side make me think of the warhammer 40k scriptures and other prayers on technology to keep it working 🤣
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make to keep this uptime.
i remember the first time we celebrated 1kday uptime at a customer site ;-D
Gonna be frank, I am probably rather a chaos entity than a god emperor
Only 1k? I had to take down some hpux boxes with 1800 a few months ago
Jesus on a bread stick that was exiting to see if it came back up
when you have to spin down several hundred (was probably in the thousands) disk drives in raid systems that have been spinning for years and let them cool for hours during a planned power outage... you know disks will fail, but you sacrifice to demons and deities alike so you don't get triple failures in one raid stripe...
we had a ZFS system have two failures in a raidz3 stripe, replaced and started resilvering, then a third failure, replaced that, then a fourth failure at about 75% complete on the resilver.. but it kept going, and recovered all but about 20MB of data
Fun with the old RX8640 servers, the backplane vrm caps were known to dry out, and to upgrade firmware that included FPGA flash you had to power remove and power reinsert, great fun in the middle of the night with 3000 trucks waiting for maintenance to finish,
I had an EVA8000 with 240 drives fail out 18 drives in 4h before it found the correct one, great fun
spicy
(the drives were all from the batch from the Thailand floods, so we had a lot of failures)
That was a great vintage
I remember those days
I think I replaced about 250 drives in a summer alone
and that batch of disks a vendor suddenly downgraded the specs on. conner i think. basically the g forces it could tolerate while not spinning got reduced by a lot. so sun sent out a notice that on their file server where the disks were located in drawers we had to be prepared to replace all drives in a drawer once it was pulled out. just pulling out the drawer was suddenly out of spec for the drives.
yes
Make a script to do the task and never have to do it manually ever again...
automate anything you have to do more than twice
if you actually save time by automating something in the logn term, it just feels great
but that's a rare case ... at least for me
xkcd isn't just for humour: https://xkcd.com/1205/
I love this!
Wooo! IT car analogies!
I like how the iPhone allows the HA Companion app to poll all sorts of data, including quasi hidden stuff like whether I'm currently sitting, walking or driving, but the name of the current focus mode is apparently too much.
huh.. I just looked and it only says on and off for me
interesting.
More work on changes was done today! Today I updated all of the Support channels' Posting Guidelines to point to the new best posting guidelines channel (which is still hidden at this time) and the appropriate Channel description threads. I also made sure all of the old archived channels were properly pointing people in the right direction for the soon-to-be current status of the support channels.
Tomorrow I expect to set up the new Resource pages (which will make the links with no access accessible), move the #find-support channel to that category, update it to be less word soup, then I will be updating a few channel names. With the name changes will come archiving #1284965172053807145 in favor of the channel its tags have been merged with (#1284966582375813201).
I hope there's a guide to shitposting....
you won't read it either way
Both true 😂
I was thinking of having description threads similar to what I did in the #beta channel.
Make it easier to find what the community channels are used for.
still #botspam
Time to rename that to the #trashcan.
Rubbish bin?
#paper-shredder
Call it #suggestion-box but have the messages auto-delete after they're put in there.
I need that for JIRA.....
You don't wanna auto-delete JIRA tickets?
Seeing as you’re being paid, I think you can classify it as “professionally”
I’m not so sure those who are being fucked with would see it the same lmao.
Professional fuck for free? I usually pay for those!
no no no...
you must never hide a shredder as a trash can. that would be dangerous to the house raccoon!
Recycling bin.
#incinerator
O yeah. Lets all have a chat and a cup of coffee next to the incinerator
No no we’re renaming #botspam.
Can't we create the honey pot
Just a channel at the top
Message = insta ban
We warn users
My cyber security discord group has question and if you want to hack illegal or want to learn that your put on a "diffrent" part of the server
If you can automate it give them a diffrent role and access to other not accessible channel. Because spammers can just clicked on a free gamers pass or something and got hacked.
#free-ban-here
If I’m banning them, the role doesn’t matter.
@spring haven’s favorite one I bet.
Oh my!
Brilliant 😃
listen.. strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.. not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
That's quite the mental image
hey, does anyone know if there's been an update on the smartthings integration since mid-Jan? Last I'd heard they were waiting on a resposne back from Samsung
ooohhhh thanks!
watching my city admin and a lady looking to run for mayor battle it out on nextdoor is just weird
what the heckorino is nextdoor
apparently where older people go to act like 20 year olds
that just sounds like discord with extra steps
Did u c that van down street babes? And the markings on the road?? Yeah they're after the 🐕🐩! Keep ur pupper insides!!
Ok, my brain now hurts
But that's what my local nextdoor is like
I used it once to sell a table.
what the site is meant for
It's like Facebook but geography based instead of friend based
yea which is kind of nice cause then you don't have to know the person to be able to see a post about something
most the crap is about missing pets or someone willing to do something for a buck
So normal neighbourhood stuff? What's the issue?
People post on there instead of calling the police when they see a crime, and it encourages paranoia. The spray on street markings are usually done by the local authorities to mark gas/water/electrics ahead of works, but people assume that it's someone running a kidnapping ring, etc.
I dunno. I reckon all those behaviours happened before, just less publicly. There have always been idiots - they just have public forums to be idiots in now.
And god knows how much cache.
these are not technically mutually exclusive... maybe the utility work is a cover for the authorities to kidnap
Is there a way of getting HA to show smart bulbs that can't be contacted as Off ? I have a set of 3 in my kid's ceiling fan, which has a dumb switch,. The lights themselves remember their settings and will turn on basically instantly at the last setting if you turn the dumb switch back on. But if anyone in the home turns the switch off, I want HA dashboard to show them as off, not On.
smart bulbs disconnected from power via a dumb switch should show as unavailable not as on
Unless they're shown as a group.
It could just be a problem with the integration.. these are Sengled wifi bulbs....
you could always create a template light from your lights then group those. you would have control over what the state would appear in the case of unavailable or unknown
If it's not obvious, I'm very new to HA. in fact I just finished setting up last night. I already had all my stuff (a camera, a couple of wifi switches, and 6 total wifi bulbs) mostly working with either their own app, or GH, but I was looking to add zigbee, thread, and zwave support on the cheap, and I've been tinkering with Linux since the 1990s, I figured I'd throw haos on an old laptop and shove it behind the TV, lol.
this is not a support channel, try making a thread in #1284966617670881350
@primal laurel I may do that if I get bothered enough by it, was just a quick "anybody ever see this?" Thing. 🤣
yes, which always turns into support, which this channel is not for
/me has 2 cats that are his bosses.
HA is highly addictive. once you get the hang of it your "smart" things will grow lol
I'm sure it'll be doubly worse for me. I have a touch of the tism, and it's my latest hyperfixation.... Ugh lol
At my age though (I'll be 49 by summer's end) I've at least learned to MOSTLY self regulate.. mostly.
I still wind up setting timers to remind me to eat, when I get into something. 🤣
That's a lot of us!
"Alexa+ costs $19.99 per month, but is free for all Prime members."
prime is cheaper then the cost and you get it free with prime...
I guess its a push for prime but some marketing person make it make sense please
Yep, it's definitely a scheme to get more people into Prime. And I bet the logic is actually "people are going to be mad if we make them pay for more, what if we make this alone be stupid expensive while increasing the value of our current offerings?"
-# I am an expert at word soup from marketing 
yeah sounds about right. its just feels a little strange
And then they'll jack up prime prices next year
Because the offering is more expensive
Despite that people only want free shipping, gave up on prime video for the service just sucking, don't care about ai, etc etc
yeah, i have prime for the shipping. they randomly add features that i don't use/want
I tried prime video but it was buggier than cyberpunk 2077 at launch and had worse performance than crysis on a crappy laptop from the 90s
Just.... An awful experience
Though I heard they moved to a monolith from AWS lambda and got a ton of performance out of the system that way (never use lambda, is latency makes dial up look good)
it's still crap
I just canceled my prime TV because that app is fucking useless
was watching a serie, it was missing random episodes. Like what the fuck are they thinking
started a movie, they made it premium only WHILE I WAS WATCHING IT
Good to know, I will stick with other methods of watching rings of power and good omens
Exactly, other methods
It does improve the waf for the hard drives needed for Plex when prime sucks, and you get audio glitching on Roku channel, and Netflix Jacks up prices again
Valve understands, media companies never have
oh gosh
here we go 🤦♂️
$19.99/month if you don’t have prime. Might aswell just get prime
yup, scroll up a little 😛
ah missed that
Amazon needs to be burnt to the ground lol
All so tiny dick Bezos can send more penis rockets to space
Imho, no person should be allowed to syphon enough wealth from the people to have their own private space program.
If we were monkeys and one started hoarding bananas like that, he'd be beaten to death by the others.
My boss keeps asking for my TPS reports
The face of someone who's never needed to file an expense reimbursement claim
Emails will never reach it
Until prime memberships go up by $20 a month because the AI is included
Also deja vu
but will also never know the joys of pornography and video games
I'll give up Balatro for flight any day
Did y'all see that the zbt-1 dongle is being sold for almost 120 US on Amazon?? It's nuts! It's 30-40 everywhere else...
TBF, even Nabu Casa has the green marked up 20 above MSRP on there...
In a complete change of subject, My wife found my "work wife" on FB. 🤣 Tbh tho, they already had each other's phone numbers.
Although, as she's basically the department secretary, she's kinda everyone's work wife.. sooo
It's not like Amazon isn't taking a big cut out of the money
Can't just sell at a loss, that's how you go outa business
Amazon is the new ebay
Do you know what Amazons cut is?
It's like 50%
It's STUPID high
Yep if they do storage and shipping that's cash money
I stopped using amazon to shop from smaller retailers or purchase directly from aliexpress. Saves a ton of money and headaches.
Meanwhile all cool sellers noticed and raised their prices to Amazon levels
And it's just more profits
Someone “that just means you have to sell a lot more of them”
Economics with your favorite president volume 6
I'd rather the larger manufacturers just sell directly, but nearly every one just redirects to amzn
American capitalist innovation: What if everything was a gig economy?
I probably should create an account, but they irritate me by demanding an account to even browse their listings from my phone
sees an item from a Google search with AliExpress link taps it sees the item for a split second before a popup covers everything, asking to create an account ugh.
Maybe I'm just old and cranky. 🤣
My city has something called Locker Suites. It's like amazon lockers for any package. You can also just ask UPS to hold packages. Saves you from porch pirates without needing to use amazon.
[hits landing page of literally any shopping site] HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR WEBSITE PLEASE TAKE THIS SURVEY
My dad created us a locking package box for this reason. It's at the fence line, with poles sunk into some concrete. Yay fence post diggers.
After he retired, he got into woodworking and carpentry. Keeps his mind and body busy. He's closing. In on 80..
Woodworking chad
remembers when Chad was an insulting way to say a bro's bro
I'm gonna start looking for new shipping fulfillment for the bird stuff I make. I really don't wanna do my own packaging. Plus, etsy is getting ridiculous lately.
I see more people using shop app. Might check that out too
My wife is a temu fan. Lol
Yikes
Its her money. Well, technically I guess you could it's her allowance, since I'm the one who works, but she gets a small chunk of the check put into a personal account, as do I, and the rest goes into a joint account. Our personal accounts are OURS, but the joint account is for bills and stuff. Ever since we started doing it this way, our budget woes have mostly disappeared. We're both impulsive spenders...
And now I'm oversharing. Shuts up lol
Think I'll go see if there's any actual work to do. Bbl
Yep. She doesn't go nuts with it like some people I've seen, but she has gotten a few little knickknacks from it.
I live in a not-quire rural, but not-quite-suburb area that until fairly recently was considered a farming community. We have kids that run up and down the street on ATVs and golf carts, but no city police because people equate "city" with "crime" and refuse to incorporate, despite having higher population density than some small cities nearby. The county sheriff's 6does what they can, but 20 to 30 minute response times mean the kids would be long gone before anyone got there.
We mainly have the box because we have an aggressive looking dog, and shippers would just toss packages over the fence. Where they'd sit, and maybe get rained on, or worse, attract said dog's attention and get dragged out of sight or chewed up.
TFW a missing feature in an add-on annoys you so much that you get ready to open a pull request, and then find out it's an existing config option.
everyone is armed here. That'd be begging to go to the morgue instead of jail..
No idea why those would be reasons to shoot someone but that's not ma culture lol
You shoot to save your life. If they're armed to, you assume they plan to use it against you. That's all. Thankfully I've never had to use it, but, I'm enough of a sociopath that I probably could if I needed to.. I'd be messed up in the head after and need help, but in the moment, I could shut my emotions completely down.
I feel like they never end up fitting right with how random companies ship stuff in standard boxes that are way too large
Looking at you Amazon
Yea Apollo!
Adding three devices, including their community favorite presence and air quality multisensors.
You should learn about companies implementing sap for customers

Sorry people don't hear you over the sound of 80 billion jvms roaring
Oh it's just 60

That's not really how it works. Devices need to fit our specifications before it can be labeled with our badges after joining the program. We certify specific devices, not the company.
One of the things we're working on doing is making this way more clear for everyone else. 🙂
Using the code doesn't mean the device meets our requirements, though.
It's....well, a bit corporate lol.
Lol being in the made for esphome program doesn't immediately make you "works with home assistant"
Ahh
Lol
Almost grabbed my cream cheese covered bagel halves instead of my white headphones because out of the corner of my eye I saw no difference.
trying to cosplay Princess Leia
I mean, after integrating devices for almost 2 years
companies do shitty stuff
create not working entities
the ESPHome configuration is an artform itself, and can be fraught with brokenness
ESPHome is just a framework
Your face is a framework
a punchable framework!
Or princess vespa
My word clock esphome yaml is certainly a thing of chaotic beauty
Does that mean I can plug my DisplayPort (2nd Gen) Expansion Card in your face?
Maybe.
one way to find out
not with those claws
dont mind me, i'm just going to be the one with the camera posting it to all the social medias while you get to be the embodiment of the warning sign "Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the entire time you're dying"
Helped a lot replacing that shit rj45 bullshit connector
My AP would refuse to negotiate above 100Mbit
watching the Level 1 Tech video on the HA Voice and he's talking about cheerios..
i didnt know he had a collection of toilet lids
Do you need a roommate? 😇🤣🤣
i can't watch linus stuff
nope.. i have too much dignity than to watch linus stuff
I said Level 1 Tech, not Penis Media Group
oh
still.. not goign to watch it.. refuse to give that guy any clicks
this is a hill i will die on!
well at least he's got fiber
I often wonder if my Apple Watch is drunk. Sometimes it tells me I need to stand up but I don't and then like 5 minutes later it buzzes and says "YOU DID IT". I didn't??? But okay, you make shit up I guess.
Do you sit with your hands hanging at your sides while yelling at siri to transcribe for you?
I got up to get a donut. You did it!
I don't, all I am doing is typing, lol.
I know you would love to sleep in my garage at least, no kink shame!
I'm now picturing you holding your elbows up by your shoulders so that your fingers come straight down to the keyboard

and yes I tried it-- you should too, it's hilarious
I was actually expecting you to have faster internet than that
I can have 10g
But still not wanting to invest
Double price ish
Then I need to upgrade my distribution links
I have 10G on all of them though
totally makes sense for internal networking
probably overkill for internet in 99.9% of cases still
I'll get around to it when my garage is not a house moving store house
believe it or not, cars
I use mine for weed. I must be doing this wrong.
We do use it for our car, but the walls are lined with boxes, and the patio furniture we use for our smoke area is on one half of the garage. 😆
I haven't used my garage for cars in years
Webasto means the car is hot and deiced all year round outdoors anyways
We have one car + my woodworking stuff
My volvo would actually fit in my current garage
what is webasto?
It wouldn't in my old one
Peteol / diesel burning seperate engine that heats the primary engine / inside of the car
ours won't fit a volvo wagon-- which is a real bummer (I'm not being sarcastic, I freaking love volvo wagons)
interesting
Standard in most modern cars in the Nordics
It starts and stops automatically, or can be manually started before driving
so is it an alternative to a plug in block?
I haven't seen one of those since the 90s
same, on old diesels
The Webasto is wonderful in winter, if it has been snowing all night and it is -20c outside, run it for 20m and the car is melted and hot
Sums up how I feel every time atx or CRC are around.
isnt that always
like
I can't figure out CRC's timezone
There's a constant stream of memes coming in
He's in Australia I think.
I think so. I don't watch about 90% of the videos in there.

Don't watch the videos
but the rest is ok
is a jeffry epstein meme too edgy for this server?
if he's in australia he just woke up
Block CRC and you're good
I swear to god, I saw crc for the first time like 2 days ago and now everyone says he lives here
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
I forgot about that one
about those kids or about that wife
I asked him why he has all his conversations in there instead of here weeks ago.
This meme reminds me of the whistle tips video
“I hate that ender guy” probably
same
lmao
Screw you guys
bro lost his favorite place at the bar becaue he didn't came by enough
Who
fixed
-# that didn’t help
LTT store has screw drivers.
And here’s a segue to our sponsor
I always thought it was a Segway
hey all... just got here, i don't drink water, do you have la croix?
bit seriously... how does this discord work? it seem mostly support channels for support requests? I have some questions, but I don't want to create support requests that someone has to respond to. The general chat channels seem to be more off topic topics...
Technically the description says just grab a drink, we try to be drink agnostic here.
You seem to have the grasp of it. 
I can barely read... just bare w/ me
hi
we have liquid death
The Crotch
this channel was pretty dead today
We were waiting for you 🤷
youtube channel called USAFacts is kind of interesting
is that the one by steve balmer?
yea
I read about that maybe 4-5 months ago--transparency without bias being the goal. Seemed interesting.
yea just numbers being put into perspective
Thank you! We really enjoyed your H-1 video!
That's a big rat.
kind of weird looking possum
Are there non weird looking possums?
not really no but some don't make you immediately want to kill it fire
uh no
where can I go to discuss integration development?
... I feel stoopid.
Don't, I gave you the developer role just now 😂





