I had to get an XL hoodie at the airport last week and it's like a big poncho
#the-water-cooler
static schooner
solar zealot
I got a 3xl one
Fuck it, cozy stuff is cozy
Now I need to get someone to steal it from me tho
primal laurel
3XL will fit two people
static schooner
I'm sure there are basement dwellers on GitHub looking for clothing
primal laurel
or, hear me out. Pants + hoodie in one
glacial knot
Oh, workwear
primal laurel
oh, I was just about to file a patent for poodie
glacial knot
💩die?
lone dagger
That’s what you get for listening to me.
tidal bronze
That’s what you get for listening to me.
Tellin' me now?
lone dagger
Tellin' me now?
You’re a grown man, I trust you know how to make decisions. 🤣
primal laurel
https://open.spotify.com/track/14XWXWv5FoCbFzLksawpEe?si=07ff640e507c439f this is the best song ever made. Don't @ me
stuck anchor
https://youtu.be/YkgkThdzX-8?si=XHxaVNDA0I6DP0vh
i think you sent the wrong link. here is the correct one
lone dagger
https://youtu.be/YkgkThdzX-8?si=XHxaVNDA0I6DP0vh
i think you sent the wrong lin...
No no, you sent the wrong one. Here's the real one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7IZxXMc_cc
midnight adder
that's only the reminder that we banned F 😛
iron granite
No no, you sent the wrong one. Here's the real one. https://www.youtube.com/watc...
Are you sure you didn't mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2l-F1ElJMc
midnight adder
why are we aging? 😦 everyone so old now
lone dagger
midnight adder
Are you sure you didn't mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2l-F1ElJMc
is it that guy that once rapped about vaginas?
iron granite
is it that guy that once rapped about vaginas?
midnight adder
I was just asking if this was the guy!!
iron granite
sharp panther
Hey 🙂 Can I ask a quick question here that can be answered by a yes/no 😄 Looked around a bit and didn't find the answer even if I'm sure it lies somewhere.
midnight adder
Hey 🙂 Can I ask a quick question here that can be answered by a yes/no 😄 Looke...
only because you left out the ? doesn't mean it already was a question
iron granite
Hey 🙂 Can I ask a quick question here that can be answered by a yes/no 😄 Looke...
That's already a quick question we can answer by a yes/no
static schooner
Just ask in the right place
lone dagger
lmao
lone dagger
Hey 🙂 Can I ask a quick question here that can be answered by a yes/no 😄 Looke...
Check the community channels to see if it might fit there.
If nothing seems to fit, please do a support thread. 🙂
midnight adder
Hey 🙂 Can I ask a quick question here that can be answered by a yes/no 😄 Looke...
Can I ask a quick question (that can be answered by yes/no)? --> NO
j/k 😄
iron granite
sharp panther
Alright I'll find the right place 🙂
iron granite
Please do not crosspost.
forest edge
crime ridden places do tend to seek out other crime ridden places lol
midnight adder
is it still wild wild west?
so it's more the midwest
still got a lot to learn about the states
Utah has these huge swings, so I guess it also owns the grand canyon 😄 ??
in which league?
dayum
gleaming rivet
Utah has these huge swings, so I guess it also owns the grand canyon 😄 ??
nope, that is in Arizona
midnight adder
nope, that is in Arizona
thank god it wasn't a 1 million dollar question 😄
forest edge
may wanna check other sources. unless they already killed everyone in st louis it's always been worse
midnight adder
may wanna check other sources. unless they already killed everyone in st louis i...
what's happening in st. louis?
you make it look like a competition
so how do you avoid getting killed? everybody living in gated communities nowadays with own supermarkets and stuff? 😄
or just have bigger guns
oh that is a mini gun. I meant a bigger gun
peak slate
Don't mess with the gangs and have lots of security cameras
lone dagger
That requires funding in things that are not police forces.
But that's bordering politics. 
midnight adder
That requires funding in things that are not police forces.
But that's borderin...
great. So you choose the new topic if it can't be death murder kill
midnight adder
😄
nah, that's late stage capitalism
I mean you pooping that your stuff delays 😄
midnight adder
exactly
lone dagger
The Dream.
midnight adder
let's see if my headache gets better when I turn down my ceiling lamp that is at 100% for no reason
forest edge
you are just as much KC as I am lol
midnight adder
is that like 825 Hz frequency?
what is bias light?
hm, landman looks actually like a movie candidate for tonight
oh it's a show 😄
so episode 1 action, episodes 2-9 just dialogs and slow desert shots in slowmotion? 😄
tumbleweed in slow motion
lone dagger
So nice.
peak slate
That requires funding in things that are not police forces.
But that's borderin...
Hey, the military is also needing more funding at all times too
midnight adder
With the mascot nabu
solar zealot
I'm sorry but YOU put a sticker on the box that says "okay Nabu" therefore that's the name
midnight adder
the most important part of mascot nabu is the rotary motor that changes to 9:16 back when you finished your movie so Nabu can live in portrait mode again
solar zealot
It's called Alexa because that's how you talk to echos
midnight adder
like literaly turning the TV 😄
weak musk
Please file your comments in the drawer marked "Discord feedback"
crisp oriole
Even google triggers on Ok Nabu sometimes
TO make sure any private info in the message is destroyed. Standard procedure
solar zealot
@lone dagger are there any more stickers of carbonara nabu
lone dagger
<@303933403303247872> are there any more stickers of carbonara nabu
lmfao no. We need updated stickers for her face lift.
solar zealot
And a name change
lone dagger
solar zealot
And we need the red one to show as fallback page for safety boot or something
lone dagger
peak slate
Carbonabu?
solar zealot
See!
solar zealot
She'd be more sad if she would run supervised
weak musk
Horst you gave up your right to make opinions when you admitted to using lightmode
lone dagger
sicker hoarder
peak slate
Supervised mode 5 life
lone dagger
lmfao
crisp oriole
Does Missy knows there is a Time of disorder and unrest between Era's
weak musk
better than most I would guess
lone dagger
Don't worry. Unecrypted Backups Era is gonna come soon.
weak musk
lone dagger
Which is only funny because I don't backup my instance.
weak musk
Which is only funny because I don't backup my instance.
Seems like a good plan, let's see how it works out for you
crisp oriole
alteast you dont have to search for your backups
iron granite
Hawk Tuya
iron granite
Yeah. Tuya can cause epilepsy.
weak musk
lone dagger
You must have an account there
I do but also I YOLO the shit out of a lot. I probably shouldn't anymore with all the automations I now have.
lone dagger
Rule 2 mr. moderator
Someone posted a Hawk Tuya joke in our FB group and they got reported so much for that.
I kept it there.
It was fucking funny.
Get a sense of humor, FB.
😂
weak musk
The zuckerfuck AI does not appreciate humor
iron granite
Nothing wrong about Hawk SAMs. But I understand some people prefer systems like Nike Ajax, Nike Hercules or Nike Zeus.
solar zealot
jQuery my beloved
iron granite
But I think there is no HA integration
weak musk
well this conversation took a turn
nah, too many stairs. I want to age in place in my next home.
iron granite
No problems with flies or mosquitos anymore.
weak musk
that's fair
or sunlight
(we'd all save on smart shades)
you're gonna be real sad when fedex shows up
weak musk
BACK IN MY DAY THEY WERE CALLED BUNKERS
missile bunkers?
peak slate
Missile silos shoot at bunkers
weak musk
well when you yell it like that it makes perfect sense
weak musk
best way to communicate that you can't communicate effectively
lone dagger
What if I am bunkering from animals, huh?
Is it still a missile bunker?
CHECK. MATE.
lunar badge
Yaknow what would be amazing? If someone would update the list of available voices for the piper addon :)
lone dagger
-# As long as you know how to use GitHub.
lone dagger
That's great if ur a software developer
Don't worry, I run into this, too. I submit issues pointing it out rather than fixing the code.
primal laurel
That's great if ur a software developer
you don't have to set anything up to change docs 🙂
can do it all from your browser
lunar badge
you don't have to set anything up to change docs 🙂
I wouldn't even know how/where to start with this
primal laurel
I wouldn't even know how/where to start with this
where is the file?
I mean the addon
primal laurel
I don't know, the official piper addon from the addon store
this one I guess? https://github.com/home-assistant/addons/blob/master/piper/DOCS.md
grave jolt
Anyone else having problems with custom components from Hacs refusing to install or update with a "No content to download" message?
Since the 2025.1, or perhaps since the Hacs 2.0 update, im having this problem on certain allready installed custom_components like the Frigate video card, and the Nordpool custom component.
Just now i found out that i get the error on new installs as well, i just tried to downlod the WebRTC camera component from Hacs, and got the very same error message.
lone dagger
(Side note: Doesn't hurt to call it out in https://discord.com/channels/330944238910963714/1284966915055288530 either - there is a Piper tag.)
lunar badge
My actual issue is that the voices that piper works with according to https://rhasspy.github.io/piper-samples/ do not all show up as options within the home assistant addon.
I don't think it has anything to do with the docs.
primal laurel
oh okay yeah that's a different problem
then you want #1284966915055288530
just FYI, in case you do need to change the docs. All you need to change the docs is that button and the right file. Submit your changes and done
all the HA docs have a button that links to the right file
ofcourse somebody has to merge it 😄
lunar badge
(Side note: Doesn't hurt to call it out in https://discord.com/channels/33094423...
Done, thankyou
lone dagger
https://tenor.com/view/bobs-burgers-louise-louise-belcher-evil-laugh-gif-1302546...
This is on its way to me now.
solar zealot
Piper seems to not be in development anymore:'c
lone dagger
This is on its way to me now.
Oh my gods, the eyes are on their way, too. 
midnight adder
does your mail app have darkmode for white background html mails? like darkreader with some css trickery?
weak musk
Oh my gods, the eyes are on their way, too. <:yoimiyaWOW:852641963512823880>
I hate this so much
lone dagger
I hate this so much
solar zealot
Missy, why
You could have a long cat (very long) instead of whatever this will be
lone dagger
You could have a long cat (very long) instead of whatever this will be
Oh, this is a gift for my bestie.
weak musk
do you hate them?
lone dagger
This monstrosity will not live in my home.
solar zealot
You want to get rid of her?
lone dagger
do you hate them?
I find them hilarious.
lone dagger
You want to get rid of her?
rofl no but it might end her marriage. 
solar zealot
Oh it's the kinda gift you give to people just for them to not throw it away in case you ever come over
weak musk
I meant your friend (which I guess maybe you did too)
lone dagger
lmao
She made her own.
That one is named Cherry. And her husband absolutely hates it.
solar zealot
I can see why
lone dagger
He is vehemently against long furbies.
And I absolutely love torturing him.
SO ANOTHER FURBY THEY GET
solar zealot
Has he considered divorce
This is a criminal offense to have such creatures in your home
lone dagger
I asked her if she wanted the one with centipede legs and she said this.
She knows I am making it, but she won't see progress because she wants her reaction to be genuine when I show up with it at her house.
solar zealot
weak musk
I assume here in this discord reveling in how they are torturing you
primal laurel
I want to file a complaint with the mods. I have noticed a surprising lack of raccoons in this channel lately. Where is @last cedar?
static schooner
Cameras aren't going to lick themselves
weak musk
I give that a year
last cedar
I want to file a complaint with the mods. I have noticed a surprising lack of ra...
I am on a heist, waiting for steven
Didn't go well
But only yours right?
I thought I had a moose in the garden, odd "footsteps" about 4 meters apart
Turned out it was a fox that was hauling ass after a hare, when I looked at my cameras
I could have had a bloody fox pet! And I missed it
solar zealot
I could have had a bloody fox pet! And I missed it
:c
last cedar
I will see what I can do
solar zealot
A red raccoon?
last cedar
I assume it will be back
stuck anchor
i actually had a fox as a pet when i was a little kid
last cedar
Its tummy has the rumblies, that apparently only hare can satisfy
And you know when you crave hare
solar zealot
Micheeeeelle
last cedar
I will try and post it, it honestly looked looked like a fluffy orange missile
solar zealot
That's what they are
stuck anchor
some noodles? a hare hare, hare ramen?
ruby herald
A config just died on me. The first symptom was that it seemed to be stuck on loading history or similar. I restarted my Raspberry pi 5 and it now doesn't load at all. Is the first suspicion the SD card gone faulty ?
Nah, it came back and then lost connection. Network issue, somehow.
A cold boot did the trick.
lone dagger
ruby herald
A cold boot did the trick.
Not sure, actually. There were some network issues. Seems to be OK now. Crossing fingers as it is a bit tricky to isolate.
gritty glade
I know there were a lot of really overly negative people in here a few months back and I don't mean to sound like them, so I'll keep it short: is there another Discord server besides this one dedicated to HA stuff?
lone dagger
There are a couple regional specific ones I’m aware of but I’m guessing that’s not what you mean.
gritty glade
I don't want to get into it too much because again, I appreciate all the work everyone does here and some people were real stinkers for no reason. I just don't like the direction of the recent big changes, and since them I have gotten absolutely no help when I used to get all sorts.
iron granite
Not for every question someone has an answer. Especially in edge cases or custom stuff.
gritty glade
Absolutely! No disagreement there, totally get that. But there were usually lots of people willing to put their heads (and collective smatterings of knowledge) together to try to work through little things for people that seems to have completely vanished recently with this change.
primal laurel
what about the community forum?
gritty glade
I go there often, just really miss the more freeform discussion that happened here before. Found it more helpful to most of my problems than a forum style discussion.
static schooner
There's probably ones for different languages, with the obvious downside... 🙂
If you're really committed, you'll learn Greek
lone dagger
If you're really committed, you'll learn Greek
Gonna make a Hawai'ian language only server for HA. It'll consist of... Me.
static schooner
Make it all chat channels and it'll become the place to be for the language
gritty glade
New HA Discord in Glossia. Good luck!
gritty glade
Random Warhammer 40k reference. 🤓
lone dagger
Respectfully, the numbers disagree with the perspective that there is "less engagement" here. Message activity has steadily increased in here and we continue to sit at a fairly active rate of channel visitation.
iron granite
Hey! That's not what we paid you for to say. 
unborn merlin
Respectfully, the numbers disagree with the perspective that there is "less enga...
arguing with yourself?
😛
lone dagger
The message I replied to shows numbers from September/October, just for reference.
unborn merlin
Listen here kid.. back in my day it was only forums
😛
and teamspeak.
and mumble if you could program just to get yourself into a fucking VC
ahh. and ventrilo
red rock
Skype
lone dagger
ahh. and ventrilo
Look here, sir, we are on the SUCCESSOR to all those other places. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT VENTRILO OR TEAMSPEAK.
lone dagger
red rock
boi back in my day it was AIM and MSN.
Msn Messenger was great
You had those full screen animations
Apparently i found them out after talking to a stranger
lone dagger
Back when it was way more scary to talk to strangers in chat rooms.
gritty glade
Respectfully, the numbers disagree with the perspective that there is "less enga...
Not disagreeing with you at all, just my personal experience. 👍
red rock
Back when it was way more scary to talk to strangers in chat rooms.
Oh my parents also told me that it was a pedophile
unborn merlin
Back when it was way more scary to talk to strangers in chat rooms.
yeah you never know if the person on the other side is dr disrespect.
red rock
Didn't event know what that was back then
unborn merlin
Oh my parents also told me that it was a pedophile
matt gaetz you mean?
yeah the discord UI isn't.. the cleanest with forum stuff tbh
I may contribute if this board ends up working; hoping to have someone who has done more pcb design to peer over it first before I make an order but..
Esp32-or-whatever-that-has-i2c breakout for controlling traditional HVAC systems that use that god-forsaken bullshit "24 VAC" (its actually more like 28-30VAC because of course it is.)
I've half considered a robot vac but then I'd have to like
.... have the floor clear properly at all times.. and make sure its one that can be hacked to be local only because fuck letting a company see that much inside my house at all times and etc 😄
lone dagger
I HAVE A SOLUTION https://discord.com/channels/330944238910963714/1325993618388942930
unborn merlin
I wish that.. it wasn't python..
Like I can write python tenuously but I don't like it.. 😦
stiff roost
frigate vs the 21 other services lol
unborn merlin
yeah frigate can do some serious usage; I had to move it out of the same VM as HAOS because it was causing some issues with webui and responsiveness
not.. entirely frigate or HAOS's fault to be honest since its on a piece-of-shit-old-intel-xeon system thats like.. 2.0 ghz cores and has like almost 20 cameras in it.
unborn merlin
that helps significantly yes, because of how more modern intel cpus can transcode better and etc..
I think thats.. like.. one of the only areas that intel still has the advantage over AMD right now?
tidal bronze
Use occupancy statistics per zone, if you are using PIR+mmawave
unborn merlin
or those newer mmwave that can do.. tracking ofup to 3 people in the area.. wild stuff..
🤔
tidal bronze
or those newer mmwave that can do.. tracking ofup to 3 people in the area.. wild...
That's old. Been using that for some time.
tidal bronze
Multi target is great at multi target but reaction time, meh.
unborn merlin
some PIR can distinguish between people and dogs
its a size thing; I think?
with the lens.
tidal bronze
You can't pull the state for meetings?
Hmmm.
And 10AM is the only time?
Can you set an IB via button
Before the meeting. Skip if IB is on
And you don't have internal frigate cameras?
So can't leverage those?
Your meetings are in POV?
lone dagger
My dog almost outweighs you.
midnight adder
please remember to use metric units 😛
it's for you, not me!
soon it's in the rules and Missy has to enforce it
lone dagger
tidal bronze
My dog almost outweighs you.
For some reason I read your handle as Missy Elliot
unborn merlin
I believe america will go to celsius soon.
(Because the deniers can then claim its not that hot /s )
lone dagger
For some reason I read your handle as Missy Elliot
Should get your eyes checked, old man.
midnight adder
I believe america will go to celsius soon.
(Because the deniers can then claim ...
well, what about weight 😄
even better!
tidal bronze
Should get your eyes checked, old man.
I'm not your grandpa
lone dagger
I don’t know that.
tidal bronze
This is beautiful, missed my flight because lunch meeting went to long or rather they had damn good wine.
midnight adder
jetset lifestyle 😄
lone dagger
I’m not sure if you mean beautiful as in “fuck this” or “actually lovely”.
midnight adder
also good that you bring it up while we are talking about climate change deniers 😄
tidal bronze
I’m not sure if you mean beautiful as in “fuck this” or “actually lovely”.
Not the latter, this is ATL.
midnight adder
only a passing joke 😛
humanity?
unborn merlin
only because its one of the dumbest fucking things possible; thus an obvious choice 😛
static schooner
This is beautiful, missed my flight because lunch meeting went to long or rather...
When you've really made it, the plane waits for you
unborn merlin
just do what deluded karens do
say your bag had a bomb in it and you need to get on the flight. /s
(don't actually do this, but its hilarious that they ever thought that was a good idea.)
tidal bronze
When you've really made it, the plane waits for you
More than 20 minutes on commercial is a no go.
lone dagger
(don't actually do this, but its hilarious that they ever thought that was a goo...
“For legal reasons, do not listen to me.”
unborn merlin
“For legal reasons, do not listen to me.”
thats what the /s was for
Its like saying "in minecraft" clearly.
lone dagger
midnight adder
More than 20 minutes on commercial is a no go.
does that imply you have flights under 20 min in the US 😄
tidal bronze
Best bud died in a small craft crash. I will take my chances.
tidal bronze
does that imply you have flights under 20 min in the US 😄
They will hold for 20 minutes.
tidal bronze
Got your PPL?
tidal bronze
probably yeah 😄 come for a visit in a cessna to Germany
What part of Germany?
midnight adder
Northern
unborn merlin
this is 'murica you just need to be belligerant enough! /s
midnight adder
try Hamburg
tidal bronze
try Hamburg
Ah. What a coincidence, one of my friends from there was at my place over the weekend.
midnight adder
https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-hamburglar-thinking-hmm-hm-gif-17049066
actually it's from Hammer 😛 someone in the US misunderstood 😄
static schooner
The ancestral home of the Hamburglar
midnight adder
Ah. What a coincidence, one of my friends from there was at my place over the we...
indeed 😄
tidal bronze
You in Airbus country
unborn merlin
You in Airbus country
that means they don't get the freedom of boeing-dice-roll-flights?
damn, poor folks not having that freedom.
midnight adder
haha had a talk with a pilot recently ... he said he is so glad Europe is mainly Airbus
or rather only? no idea 😄
tidal bronze
Never only. They will always split.
tidal bronze
Never only. They will always split.
My bud is in sales so I kinda know a thing or two.
tidal bronze
like in the past days
Nopes. I only goto Costco mainly.
midnight adder
ah I remember 😄
iron granite
try Hamburg
Have been living near Hamburg for some time. 🍔
midnight adder
no idea.. just asking because I'd be out and be looking at the damage
midnight adder
Have been living near Hamburg for some time. 🍔
nice! there are some nice places around Hamburg
tidal bronze
no idea.. just asking because I'd be out and be looking at the damage
Haven't seen much. Don't have any news feeds. I posted a picture of Palisades around 26k ft in the AM.
iron granite
nice! there are some nice places around Hamburg
Norderstedt isn't one of them.
Luckily I just lived nearby. 
midnight adder
AM? is a plane?
tidal bronze
Yep.
midnight adder
...you and your abbreviations 😄
tidal bronze
I am messing with you AM == morning
midnight adder
wow that's still a burning hell
tidal bronze
Its done. But nothing left.
midnight adder
unimaginable tbh
hope it works out for all of the people... I guess it'll lead to a lot of problems when like nurses and other "lower paid" jobs folks have to move to neighbor states
haha yeah thought so... my point was: not everybody living in a house was a hollywood star or super rich but just normal people doing important jobs. But yeah... probably new people will come for the money and live in appartments.
tidal bronze
If you are single or don't have kids, it would be smart to rent the house and live in a apartment 😎
midnight adder
If you are single or don't have kids, it would be smart to rent the house and li...
you got a license for financial advices before midnight? 😛
forest edge
my poor old 720p samsung tv died that I was using as a camera monitor
and the cheap replacement we got for free which is an led 1080p tcl tv has no way to turn off overscan
fml
forest edge
nah this tv sat in it's original box for years lol
it's been sitting in my room in the corner so long i don't even remember when we got it
midnight adder
and the cheap replacement we got for free which is an led 1080p tcl tv has no wa...
I bet you can buy a specialised plastic box from china that can handle this 😄
forest edge
it was free when we bought our bed
tidal bronze
you got a license for financial advices before midnight? 😛
Please don't be happy with any advise here. Follow Charles lead! 😀
midnight adder
Charle's lead? Charles Lead? 😄 I'm confused!
tidal bronze
If your scroll function works you will find it.
midnight adder
yeah this is too challenging for my headache rn 😄
solar zealot
it was free when we bought our bed
Buy a bed get a tv? What kinda shop was that
tidal bronze
nah this tv sat in it's original box for years lol
Wow right next to your ice cream machine?
forest edge
decoy trying to join the mo bash while living less than hour from me
tidal bronze
it was free when we bought our bed
So what do you need to buy to get free common sense?
forest edge
hell clinton is borderline amish.. so that picture QF posted is probably what your kitchen looks like irl
good thing i don't live in kcmo then lol
tidal bronze
🍿
forest edge
you downgraded. shocked your 2G home internet keeps you connected to discord for this long lol
tidal bronze
We all should meet up for some wine. Shit would be epic!
forest edge
need to figure out a solution to this overscan issue. going to annoy me something greatly
tidal bronze
Overscan? How?
forest edge
I dunno. I pipe my desktop of my server through an rf modulator and just view the channel on tv's. old tv had an overscan fix
probably cause i'm running xubuntu
gnome probably has a fix for this
just annoying cause turning off the overscan on the old tv worked perfectly but this one dosen't have an option for that
digital kraken
Anyone know how to pull Alexa devices to home assistant
unborn merlin
you use the official way (which requires a nabu sub)
.. Or you follow the very damn obnoxious and tedious but not needing much repetition way on the documentation to do it yourself to connect..
digital kraken
But can I take devices that work with Alexa only and put it onto my home assistant dashboard
I have only seen how to add home assistant devices to Alexa to control with voice
unborn merlin
then no I don't believe so?
That wouldn't really work with their "Use our stuff thats the answer"
With a side of "Even if you do use our stuff Alexa is still going to be losing us hilarious amounts of money."
🙃
digital kraken
I have a tevolve gateway that only works with Google or Alexa and it’s my radiators so I’m trying to pull them into home assistant dashboard no luck in trying to figure out how
unborn merlin
may be time to hack things then.. 😄
Or check in the support areas to see if anyone else already has/is working on it.
digital kraken
Nope no one is with my luck this product is very lowkey not a lot own it
And I’ve not enough knowledge at all to bring it over myself and develop
unborn merlin
unfortunate.
digital kraken
It’s very dumb that it’s not possible to pull such big companies Alexa and Google devices with ease to home assistant
digital kraken
Sounds about right
I’m reading up and it might be possible with esp home
Gonna give it a go
unborn merlin
yeah, anything is..
looks like the gateeway uses RF to communicate; which is.. possibly really easy on the scale of difficulty if you just.. replace their RF with your own or such
digital kraken
How would I replace the RF
unborn merlin
as in an ESP32 RF thing
digital kraken
Intresting but how would I go about it
unborn merlin
you would of course; have to work their protocol out
digital kraken
Assume it’s gonna be hard
unborn merlin
which is probably for a support channel
Hard is relative here.
It may very well (and probably is considering how laazy these companies are) be a very simple protocol with very little data.
digital kraken
I’ve tried there’s too many and no one be answering mine
digital kraken
Hard is relative here.
It may very well (and probably is considering how laazy ...
This one is probably very lazy
unborn merlin
https://github.com/dbuezas/esphome-cc1101?tab=readme-ov-file
https://github.com/dbuezas/esphome-remote_receiver-oscilloscope
Basically you get an esp32 and start poking about, possibly. 🤷♂️ will be a learning experience
if its encrypted or such.. more annoying; if not.. dumb simple. etc
digital kraken
https://github.com/dbuezas/esphome-cc1101?tab=readme-ov-file
https://github.com/...
Gonna give it a go and learn
unborn merlin
thats just the very start..
unborn merlin
Oh look; there is an instructable for it.. 🤣
though if it has rolling codes it'll not be so simple.
digital kraken
A whole step by step process that is a god send
Now I’ve to get to ordering parts
And learning in a deep rabbit hole of RF
All in the name of connecting a radiator to a a Dashboard
unborn merlin
the other option
digital kraken
Please do tell I’m all ears
unborn merlin
is... analyzing the stuff on their website if you can control from there.
digital kraken
Do tell what you mean by that elaborate if you don’t mind
unborn merlin
like.. you reverse their protocol if its easy to see on website; then use like.. NodeRed or something that lets you send http requests and etc to control and such
digital kraken
Like when I log in to the gateway ?
unborn merlin
https://vollragm.github.io/posts/web-api/
Among other things; yes
but again.. if you're here asking these questions.. its not going to be super simple
digital kraken
Let’s say I reverse engineer the hell outta the frequency how do I put that into home assistance ?
weak musk
better topic for #1284966582375813201
unborn merlin
Its entirely doable but not the most straightforward.
digital kraken
but again.. if you're here asking these questions.. its not going to be super si...
Definitely not
digital kraken
Its **entirely doable** but not the most straightforward.
Lots of finneky and testing
unborn merlin
yeah if you make an integrations topic someone may be able to help you and etc.
Do suggest some caution if you're sharing any api logs though because that sorta stuff can include passwords/keys that can allow access and etc tho. 😄
Either that or be belligerant enough to the company to make them open the documentation up. 😛
digital kraken
😂I’ll start a fight with the company last Q here tho once I get the freq adjusted ect how do I put that into home assistant
unborn merlin
you have to reverse engineer the protocol and inject it abck; there are a lot of example ESPhome RF things that do the same.
but off to integration thread 😛
digital kraken
Set up that integration thread
unborn merlin
no u
digital kraken
I did go look👀
olive quiver
An interesting study published recently about using information from smart devices to reduce gas and electricity consumption.
Smart tech and energy coaching combats energy poverty
stuck anchor
https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2025/01/14/3
execute code on any rsync server even if it is anonymous, read-only.
so do not trust repos that offer rsync access for now.
young sigil
An interesting study published recently about using information from smart devic...
I saved about $500 a year by automatically lowering my climate set point when away or in bed and to a lesser extent when the peak rate tariff is active. Also automating a boost before I get up or home. House was always comfortable last winter.
primal laurel
I saved about $500 a year by automatically lowering my climate set point when aw...
I work on automating this whole thing for heat pumps at my job 😄
So its no longer guess work
young sigil
I was amazed that leaving the heat pump on and adjusting the temperature saves more money than stop / start programming on a schedule. I guess the HP isn't working as hard once the house heats up.
olive quiver
I saved about $500 a year by automatically lowering my climate set point when aw...
Wow that's giving me some ideas. In the study they did not do that haha..but they are likely not using HA. The biggest first step in reducing it seems to be just giving people some coaching. Wonder how different the smart group would be if they also had some automation
glacial knot
I was amazed that leaving the heat pump on and adjusting the temperature saves m...
I thought that's common knowledge
They are way more efficient if the difference they are trying to bridge isn't as high
young sigil
I'd heard it, I was just sceptical until I measured it myself.
primal laurel
For houses that are well-insulated turning off can actually make sense. As long as the property retains enough heat to climb back easily in the morning
young sigil
Yeah that is not my house.
primal laurel
Can help a lot
teal elbow
was there ever a help quick questions channel? seems useful for inquires that can be answered in a sentence
such as shall I get SD card A or B?
deft pewter
There used to be a general channel, yes. I think the logic for removing it was that most questions end up turning into a discussion, so the threads work better.
dawn badge
was there ever a `help quick questions` channel? seems useful for inquires that ...
neither, get an ssd 😛
clever mortar
was there ever a `help quick questions` channel? seems useful for inquires that ...
Here, sort of, as long as it really is that simple, otherwise you'll get directed to the relevant section
Very few questions turn out to really be that simple, as shown by Michael's reply 😄
dawn badge
Here, sort of, as long as it really is that simple, otherwise you'll get directe...
this
glacial knot
Just ask when Missy sleeps
unkempt night
Which channel for the new Voice hub?
iron granite
unkempt night
ty
unkempt night
Which channel for the new Voice hub?
Idk if its worth posting a forum for it, how do i turn the voice PE volume up? Its super quiet
clever mortar
By setting the volume?
The docs cover that pretty well, but if you're stuck then do post over there
teal elbow
Here, sort of, as long as it really is that simple, otherwise you'll get directe...
i feel like im disturbing someone by creating a thread only for 3 messages lol
iron granite
On the other hand: support questions in a non-support channel might be considered as disturbing as well.
teal elbow
On the other hand: support questions in a non-support channel might be considere...
exactly my thoughts
i like the was the 3d printing discord is setup
a channel for support chaos and one for neat threads😅😭
iron granite
On a Discord with about 130k users it gets too chaotic at some point.
And whatever decision is made, there will always be some people unhappy with it.
We try to do the best for the majority.
dawn badge
nintendo: "quit using your device and buy a new one"
nintendo are just so evil these days
clever mortar
deft pewter
nintendo are just so evil these days
I'm not sure what's "evil" about that tweet. It's not going to stop anyone 
dawn badge
I'm not sure what's "evil" about that tweet. It's not going to stop anyone <:shr...
i meant in general, this is just pile on
peak slate
So is the switch 2 being announced on Thursday or is Nintendo going to keep pretending it doesn't exist
primal laurel
nintendo have declared themselves part of big tech and enemy of the people so im no longer interested
need to jailbreak my nintendo switch 1
solar zealot
Not worth it
iron granite
Maybe it will not be a switch, but a button
dawn badge
more like a knob
urban jolt
Not sure exactly if this is the right place to ask, but I have some plans to update the Proliphix integration for HA - I have two of the more advanced model of thermostats (NT120) that have functions that aren't supported in the current integration - setting fan mode, and reporting multiple heat stages. The problem is the integration relies on an external Python package - proliphix, that would need modification as well. For the past couple years I've just been applying the changes locally and overwriting the package. Would it make more sense to bring the entire thing into the HA integration, given that it's all just local HTTP requests?
dawn badge
Not sure exactly if this is the right place to ask, but I have some plans to upd...
probably better off getting the dev roll from the roles channel then starting a thread in the dev support section. however my 2 cents is that bring it all into the integration is probably better as dependency hell is hell
urban jolt
Sounds good, I'll set up a dev environment and work on updating and testing the integration
dawn badge
good luck with it
lone dagger
I have another package coming today from another company that is actually on time.
And I bought that after this package from LUSH.
dawn badge
And I bought that after this package from LUSH.
did any more customer service reps die in battle during this process?
lone dagger
They did not. They did a closing text at me and I gave up being mad at them.
Well, kind of.
lol
forest edge
@tidal bronze thanks california https://youtu.be/VRKiia_2X8o?si=OfQ_-lRPuWfZaneJ&t=127
dawn badge
you win some and you lose some
static schooner
As California goes, so goes the nation
forest edge
like the drowning person pulling down anyone around with them
dawn badge
what feels strange to me...and i dont want to get to political in this channel, is that depending on the issue americans seem to prioritise who they are first differently. "american" vs "californian" as an example. are you 1 country or a loose federation. it seems to change based on the issue.
i am sure i dont understand it very well as an outsider
lone dagger
To kind of answer and put an end to the convo:
We don't understand it very well, either.
dawn badge
fair enough
forest edge
state vs state is somewhat like the euro union
last cedar
And I bought that after this package from LUSH.
My mind went to "hush", glad I re-read
Not that I am judging, was just admiring how brave you were sharing that
Everyone has needs
Sometimes you just need a raccoon, as an example
static schooner
If 'you' is everybody and 'sometimes' is all the time
stuck anchor
i finally got my reader for the smart electricity meter. yay. and it had home assistant as a predefined mqtt package format. double yay.
lone dagger
Gotta say, not a fan of ordering things around the holidays lmfao.
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tawny flume
Hello, I would like to know if there is a procedure to add an observation to the official home assistant documentation due to update changes and the documentation is not adjusted with small details. (about notify linked to /loveleace-example insted of /dashboard-example)
lone dagger
You can submit feedback at the bottom of the documentation page.
tawny flume
Oups sorry I miss that option, thank you for reply
lone dagger
No problem! It's easy to miss. 😄
last cedar
Has the rocket sled arrived yet Missy?
lone dagger
Nope.
Let's see where it is.
OH IT'S IN TEXAS NOW
Definitely going to get this shit today, yep absolutely.
(I am on the west coast, this is a joke.)
static schooner
Good luck with your Santa tracking
last cedar
Texas to West Coast is about 8 seconds via rocket sled
lone dagger
Absolutely. That'd be pretty easy.
static schooner
It's definitely groovy
peak slate
This is the most amazing thing since sliced bread
tidal bronze
<@331255319365812224> thanks california https://youtu.be/VRKiia_2X8o?si=OfQ_-lRP...
All for love ❤️, always!
unborn merlin
state vs state is somewhat like the euro union
No we're far dumber than that. 😛
tidal bronze
Tennessee looks better with a dash of snow
unborn merlin
Tennessee looks better with a dash of snow
they can rely on the power grid to keep them going at least.. 😛
teal elbow
Tennessee looks better with a dash of snow
i need a holiday break in the US
midnight adder
Tennessee looks better with a dash of snow
are you out buying Whiskey?
tidal bronze
are you out buying Whiskey?
No way.
midnight adder
yeah better from Scotland
deft pewter
Speyside or bust
jaunty terrace
hey folks, are there any channels for chatting about frigate-nvr ?
midnight adder
hey folks, are there any channels for chatting about frigate-nvr ?
probably the workshop #the-workshop
glacial knot
You can submit feedback at the bottom of the documentation page.
I hope that's a button that opens the edit page on github
midnight adder
Speyside or bust
sounds expensive 😄 just grow your own
and maybe a bit alcohol from the kombucha
deft pewter
Grow your own whiskey?
Speyside is a cheap whiskey (over here, at least), since it's more common.
stuck anchor
laphroaig cask strength for me, please. no water. and that includes ice...
midnight adder
laphroaig cask strength for me, please. no water. and that includes ice...
shaken, not stirred
ocean oar
I mean you can shake it if you like, I don't think it's going to do anything but don't let your dreams be dreams, eh?
midnight adder
Grow your own whiskey?
nah, I meant the green thing
midnight adder
I mean you can shake it if you like, I don't think it's going to do anything but...
but you have to do some silly ritual (like for wine) ... decantering or what is it called and then looking through the glass into a light ... sniffing ... 😄 how else would you smell all the hidden aromas
ocean oar
I mean I just drink the whisky, but if people want to do silly things they're free to
midnight adder
I mean I just drink the whisky, but if people want to do silly things they're fr...
pff, you just don't know how to drink Whiskey obviously 😛 I can see it from your spelling of Whisky 😄
ocean oar
The only E whiskey I drink is rye. Don't care for bourbon one bit
But I appreciate that bourbon exists
Because it supplies a steady stream of once-used casks, in which to put whisky
midnight adder
all whisky tastes the same with Coke 😄
ocean oar
Oh, now them's fighting words
deft pewter
shaken, not stirred
You know he has to always ask for it that way because it's the wrong way, right? Clear cocktails should always be stirred to not introduce bubbles and affect the clarity.
"Fun" fact.
lone dagger
I hope that's a button that opens the edit page on github
Kind of, actually.
ocean oar
It's actually the coke I don't like. I'll happily drink a scotch & soda
deft pewter
The only E whiskey I drink is rye. Don't care for bourbon one bit
What's the difference? I think I've had both but not paid enough attention to appreciate either.
midnight adder
You know he has to always ask for it that way because it's the *wrong* way, righ...
well, I need to know your source for this knowledge
deft pewter
It's fairly common knowledge for anyone that makes cocktails. But first result from a quick search if you want a bit more detail:
Stirring allows ingredients that readily blend together to do so. It dilutes the cocktail, making it more palatable, while chilling your drink. In contrast, a shaken cocktail should pour out looking a little carbonated or aerated. You might see ice chips floating around from aggressively shaking the cubes.
glacial knot
Kind of, actually.
What is it actually? GH issues?
deft pewter
So if you're making something like an espresso martini, you want the aerated look, especially to get a proper foamy head. If you're making a regular martini, it should be smoooooooth,
lone dagger
What is it actually? GH issues?
Yeah, I’m fairly confident it opens an issue specific to the page. Haven’t done it in a while, though.
midnight adder
It's fairly common knowledge for anyone that makes cocktails. But first result f...
sooooo what you're saying is... those cocktailmixers that throw those shakes behind their back and catch it with the foot and then headbutt it, do a tornado in the air, throw that up into the air again and catch it in a handstand ...are all doing it wrong?
deft pewter
Depends on the drink they're making.
midnight adder
a cocktail.
deft pewter
But if you're going to a place that does all that shit, you're paying for the show, not for good drinks.
glacial knot
Yeah, I’m fairly confident it opens an issue specific to the page. Haven’t done ...
Reminds me, I should resurrect that PR that timed out a while ago....
primal laurel
What is it actually? GH issues?
opens a PR for the HA docs on github
forest edge
All for love ❤️, always!
keep your insurance raising love to yourselves! lol
the feds shouldn't help with any financial assistance. make you all pay for everything out of your own pockets and that way Texas can move into the #1 slot lol
iron granite
jaunty terrace
folks, is there are #cameras-archived channel?
lone dagger
#1284966353798697001 is where the Cameras tag is.
lone dagger
I got the stuffing for the monstrosity before LUSH got here. LUSH now has no delivery date. 
tidal bronze
@forest edge you eat at TX roadhouse right?
forest edge
<@104768700069990400> you eat at TX roadhouse right?
sometimes. i usually get the salad lol
static schooner
Pre-cow
tidal bronze
Only place that was around. Tried the steak, now I am disturbed
forest edge
I wouldn't get steak from there lol
static schooner
How was the wine?
forest edge
I use to like thier BBQ chicken but they changed it. instead of being a baked breast it's now something else
iron granite
How was the wine?
Don't make QF cry
tidal bronze
Luckily they had 2 California wines.
forest edge
lol wine at a texas roadhouse
how did they not throw you out literally holding your collar and pants?
tidal bronze
The place was packed, that got me confused even more.
static schooner
lol wine at a texas roadhouse
Maybe the wine gets better with age there because nobody orders it
tidal bronze
@forest edge since you have bragged in the past ordered left side of the menu. Had to call it a night early 😞
forest edge
@tidal bronzedid you enjoy the complementary peanuts with your wine?
tidal bronze
Dude!!!! What's up with that?
tidal bronze
Salt and wine 🤔
tidal bronze
800mg salt and didn't open the bag
forest edge
wait they served the peanuts in a bag? it didn't come in a metal bucket?
iron granite
The salty peanuts cover the taste of the antifreeze they added to the wine
tidal bronze
Peanut bag with a bucket
forest edge
they must have changed that. it use to be peanuts in just the bucket. only when you did carry out did you get peanuts in a bag lol
we really only do carry out. been awhile since I ate inside
tidal bronze
They had cocktails so I asked if they have 0 sugar sweeteners, they were confused 😕
forest edge
lol
still can't believe you got wine and survived to come on here and complain about it
iron granite
Objection!
tidal bronze
Everyone was looking at the 2 bottles of wine.
forest edge
i bet
iron granite
I didn't see complaints about the wine.
tidal bronze
One thing, service was annoyingly attentive.
They had "French veggies" as a side. I am still trying to decipher what I ate.
static schooner
Isn't a potato a vegetable? So you had fries?
tidal bronze
It was almost raw carrots and broccoli with some olive oil and herb de provence. Strange.
iron granite
They had "French veggies" as a side. I am still trying to decipher what I ate.
Parts of vegetarian tourists from France?
tidal bronze
Felt like it.
forest edge
now I want thier salad so having the woman get that for dinner lol
i'll ship you my bag of peanuts
tidal bronze
I told my friends let's try this place, since ny dude GTS raves about it. Now I owe them a dinner 🙄
forest edge
@tidal bronzeshould have seen if there was one of these if you wanted steak. https://www.saltgrass.com/
tidal bronze
Now you are telling me? 😀
forest edge
currently giving once human a try
summer depot
Delusion may make you feel good but it doesn't establish facts
lone dagger
It did at least update once today so I hope it’s not lost. 
static schooner
That's what the AI wants you to think
quiet onyx
lone dagger
😂
Looking at the full travel history, it looks like it got stuck in NY for a few days.
static schooner
Weekend bender
lone dagger
I was thinking customs but it went from one NY city to another before getting stuck.
weak musk
I told my friends let's try this place, since ny dude GTS raves about it. Now I ...
I went to a bizzaro wedding a few years ago that had Texas Roadhouse cater the wedding. I was repeatedly saying to my wife “what the hell is even happening right now”
tidal bronze
I am dying here. 😭 too funny
weak musk
The person who officiated was telling everyone, during the ceremony, how excited he was for their famous butter at dinner. It was so weird.
tidal bronze
That butter was horrible
midnight adder
Delusion may make you feel good but it doesn't establish facts
that's 6 days old 😄
summer depot
I don't read this crap ever day
weak musk
That butter was horrible
But certainly memorable… for all the wrong reasons 😂
weak musk
I don't read this crap ever day
Your loss 🤣
midnight adder
I don't read this crap ever day
"But when I do, I read all week"
summer depot
I speed read vacuous gibberish
midnight adder
But certainly memorable… for all the wrong reasons 😂
are they still happy? If yes ... all good 😄
midnight adder
I speed read vacuous gibberish
make sure to reply to each and one of them
summer depot
Naw .. I'm selective
midnight adder
I won't watch 😄
lone dagger
I speed read vacuous gibberish
My gods even I mark this channel as read from overnight.
lone dagger
It’s usually better than work emails.
Tbf you are my work emails.
weak musk
Tbf you are my work emails.
Ur a work email
midnight adder
My gods even I mark this channel as read from overnight. <:lul:88780111477329510...
haha so that means that there are tons of very active channels you HAVE to follow? 😄
I mean not haha but I'm sorry for that, truly
summer depot
You'll never die from over stimulation
weak musk
haha so that means that there are tons of very active channels you HAVE to follo...
It
Should
Make
You
Respond
Like
This
midnight adder
You'll never die from over stimulation
uhm, u sure? 😄
lone dagger
You'll never die from over stimulation
My anxiety would like a word with you, sir. 😂
weak musk
My anxiety would like a word with you, sir. 😂
Pop a few propranolol 🤠🤡
summer depot
The doctor is not in
lone dagger
haha so that means that there are tons of very active channels you HAVE to follo...
I have most of this server muted for my sanity. But I have several servers I’m in for work purposes so I do consume a lot of conversation.
lone dagger
Pop a few propranolol 🤠🤡
My Seroquel and Lamictal and as needed clonazepam is perfectly adequate thank you.
weak musk
Can you use "It" in another sentence to make it more clear what "It" is? 😄
Is it in the room with you right now?
midnight adder
sec, looking
summer depot
Wtf is all that?
midnight adder
where are my glasses
weak musk
Hopefully not on it’s face
midnight adder
damn what do I have to tell my doctors to get some benzos
lone dagger
I went through many years of therapy and medication to get where I am.
summer depot
Really ...you were schizophrenic ?
lone dagger
I’m autistic and have ADHD.
summer depot
You must be fun to be around really
lone dagger
I’m told I am. I’m often confused why people like me.
summer depot
Direct and hyper
lone dagger
lol I bet Franck would describe me close to that.
summer depot
Autistic and work in support ?
lone dagger
I prefer “bubbly” to hyper.
weak musk
Direct and hyper
There are way worse qualities to be fair
summer depot
Seems contraindicated
midnight adder
There are way worse qualities to be fair
not in kids tho! 😄
summer depot
Ok bubbly hyper chill cousin
lone dagger
Well, what I do really is manage people. I’m a communicator. That’s one way autistic women differ from their men counterparts.
I enjoy bullshitting with people and also being their voice to help change products.
It’s hard af at times, like now, but I’m damn good at it.
summer depot
Cool...you found a place you fit into
lone dagger
One I’m very aware wouldn’t really exist the same were it not for the Internet in its current form.
That’s slightly morbid, I know. lol
lone dagger
lone dagger
lol
If you’re referring to one of my roles, I’m sure I have no idea what you mean.
lone dagger
Oh yes, I remember. I choose to not hold people too much to their past actions as long as they don’t hold themselves to them.
I can hold a grudge, but I’m also nicer than the mods are.
weak musk
Nicer than QF?! Liaaaar
lone dagger
-# I love you mods 💋
summer depot
QF?
summer depot
Never heard of him meh?
lone dagger
😂
weak musk
tidal bronze
Trying to get this wine bottle opened for the last hour.
summer depot
While speed reading vacuous gibberish most doesn't register
tidal bronze
I have no idea where I am and had to stay the night at this "hotel" . They don't have an opener
tidal bronze
Some small town in Tennessee
lone dagger
Oh right I remember that photo now.
summer depot
What town?
weak musk
I lost track of you myself.
Ha is privacy focused wtf
lone dagger
One of my friends lives there.
weak musk
In some small town TN?
midnight adder
I have no idea where I am and had to stay the night at this "hotel" . They don't...
wait, I saw a lifehack video recently... let me think 😄
lone dagger
In some small town TN?
Yes, actually. She’s an Appalachian resident.
weak musk
wait, I saw a lifehack video recently... let me think 😄
Do you have a drill, a screw, and pliers 😂
midnight adder
lone dagger
She lives in the mountains with her mountain people.
summer depot
Next time get the bottle with the screw top....designed for primitive environments
weak musk
Fluid dynamics! It works!
Are we talking about tx roadhouse again??
summer depot
I think it was desperation ...the mother of invention
lone dagger
Are we talking about tx roadhouse again??
lol no but QF was
midnight adder
Fluid dynamics! It works!
lone dagger
Omg
summer depot
I'm guessing those guys weren't experts in fluid dynamics
midnight adder
Next time get the bottle with the screw top....designed for primitive environmen...
it's mandatory for the 1L bottles here 😄
weak musk
Learning by doing lol
tidal bronze
Yep. Now I know where I am at.
tidal bronze
What was I thinking....
summer depot
Out of the three.the least disgusting is Dominos
weak musk
Make sure to get some of that “good butter” to go on the lava cake 😂
summer depot
Don't pair with wine in a bottle with a cork ..considered gauche
weak musk
Don't pair with wine in a bottle with a cork ..considered gauche
This is definitely bud light territory
summer depot
Easy open ...no tools required...
tidal bronze
Yep, front desk said "people don't drink much wine here"
summer depot
Where in TN?
weak musk
tidal bronze
Hixson
summer depot
I've heard of it lol
summer depot
Never been there....lots of small towns in TN
midnight adder
hixxx
summer depot
Really nice people in TN
midnight adder
I imagine hillbillies on Harleys
summer depot
No... But lots of pickups
midnight adder
drinking whisky with cola and look angry at you sipping your wine
"Who's that stranger and what is he drinking out of this funny glass"
summer depot
Good whiskey in TN...lots of boutique distilleries some brew OG white lighting
Naw...people aren't like that
tidal bronze
Instacart to the rescue!
midnight adder
Naw...people aren't like that
I wouldn't know... I got my knowledge about the US from South Park, Simpsons and Sitcoms 😄
summer depot
Yeah . Exaggerations and stereotypes for comedic effect
midnight adder
Instacart to the rescue!
is a robot now delivering you a screw-tool?
tidal bronze
I don't think so but I am glad it's coming.
lone dagger
What did you order?
tidal bronze
Waiter's corkscrew 😳
lone dagger
Oh I was hoping for food lol.
tidal bronze
I will wait until I get to LA for that.
lone dagger
When will that happen??
tidal bronze
Tomorrow. 😀
amber tide
hi, can somewhere here on discord about recommendations? Looking for kettle 🙂
glacial knot
3kW, easy to clean. Temerature steps if you care about it.
glacial knot
ehh, mine's 1.7 and it's fine. I don't tend to need that much
but yea. Be aware of your target vessels and size it appropriately
deft pewter
I'm just being snarky 😄 Who on earth asks the internet which kettle to get?
amber tide
I'm just being snarky 😄 Who on earth asks the internet which kettle to get?
someone who has to get up at 5am and wait for water to make milk for baby. It would save 2 mins everyday. 2 mins of laying in bed longer...
deft pewter
So you're after a smart kettle?
amber tide
yep. It should be greate to turn it on from bed 🙂
deft pewter
In that case, make a thread in #1284966353798697001 and tag it with recommendations.
solar zealot
It won't boil faster than fast
Picking one with the higher power is quite the safe bet
amber tide
do you guys got smart kettle? Can you recommend somthing? If not Ill open thread on #1284966353798697001
deft pewter
This is the wrong channel for support
amber tide
ok
glacial knot
I'm just being snarky 😄 Who on earth asks the internet which kettle to get?
I certainly looked around a bit when I got mine
and talked with some people online 🤷
yea, my kettle isn't smart. it has buttons 
neither am I though. So that helps 
red rock
I can hold a grudge, but I’m also nicer than the mods are.
Good cop bad cop
red rock
Out of the three.the least disgusting is Dominos
What's wrong with wingstop
fathom sparrow
I can hold a grudge, but I’m also nicer than the mods are.
F U You're my favorite HA community manager
midnight adder
diy "kettle"
PETG or PLA-CF?
solar zealot
Neither would work as they aren't temperature stable nor is pla food safe
But the joke was about the teapot
midnight adder
Neither would work as they aren't temperature stable nor is pla food safe
oh damn.... I thought we were living in the future and I can 3d print EVEEEEERRYYYYYTHING
I'll go back to my cryocontainer. Wake me up when it's done
summer depot
What's wrong with wingstop
Tried them once ..not impressed terrible pizza
midnight adder
But the joke was about the [teapot](<https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_teapot...
please, could you explain the joke a bit further. Then I'll explain my ironic answer 😛
solar zealot
please, could you explain the joke a bit further. Then I'll explain my ironic an...
The joke about the Utah teapot being described as a "diy kettle" plays on the fact that the Utah teapot is an iconic 3D model used in computer graphics. It's a standard reference object in the field of CGI, often used to test rendering techniques, lighting, and materials.
The term "diy kettle" is humorous because the Utah teapot, while resembling a teapot, is not an actual functional kettle; it’s just a digital 3D model. The joke implies that if you were to make your own "kettle" from this 3D model, you'd have a bad time as it is functionally a teapot. It blends the idea of something digital being mistaken for a practical, physical object, creating a humorous contrast.
Or as I prefer to say
static schooner
I remember doing all those things to the teapot in my graphics classes back in college
solar zealot
Very naughty
static schooner
And some bear, like a polar bear
solar zealot
The only things that are stuck in my brain are the teapot and an image of a monkey (those with the blue n red nose)
static schooner
I recall being excited about the bear because it was so smooth and looked like white chocolate
solar zealot
hehe
midnight adder
The joke about the Utah teapot being described as a "diy kettle" plays on the fa...
I like to add to "in one paragraph" to the prompt 😄
solar zealot
that requires me to explain things to a pc
solar zealot
Well I hade to type "explain Utah teapot joke being a tea kettle"
Anything more is unreasonable effort
midnight adder
ah I see, adding that "in one paragraph" are just too many letters 😄
lone dagger
Good cop bad cop
In one person.
red rock
Schizophrenia.
static schooner
keen bridge
white hare
just a FYI, new Matter device, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxHybWaNev0
midnight adder
Occam accused me of that, too.
you handled that exceptionally professional
lone dagger
I am used to that sentiment from people his age, he took my correction way more gracefully than I expected.
midnight adder
we are all new to this world and stuff in it!
clear ferry
I'm pretty old to this world actually
midnight adder
that's the right mindset
clear ferry
lone dagger
But also what Joost actually means is DID - Dissociative Identity Disorder.
midnight adder
I'm pretty old to this world actually
I hope you still learn new things everyday
lone dagger
Formerly "multiple personalities".
clear ferry
I learn new things every day, if I didn't I would quit my job
lone dagger
Find something new to learn.
clear ferry
midnight adder
But also what Joost actually means is DID - Dissociative Identity Disorder.
oh, a new mental illness I can think myself into that I have that? great! 😄
afternoon is all planned out now
clear ferry
何
lone dagger
oh, a new mental illness I can think myself into that I have that? great! 😄
Not new, R E B R A N D E D.
clear ferry
私は日本語です
midnight adder
I mean ... I learned last week what Rizz (especially negative Rizzzz is)
today I learned about DID
lone dagger
I mean ... I learned last week what Rizz (especially negative Rizzzz is)
Gotta love Gen Z.
clear ferry
I've learned to design a proper layer 3 underlay using cumulus the last week, now I'm trying to peer it to juniper and Cisco
clear ferry
ENGLISH ONLY SERVER SIR
Don't you dare call me sir miss
glacial knot
Don't you dare call me sir miss
Is that short for missy or long for Ms?
midnight adder
Gotta love Gen Z.
honestly. do you think any next gen will be like "omg I never thought a new gen would be thaaaaaat cool"? Or are we now in an age where everything only gets subjectively worse 😄
clear ferry
You are a language?
Yes
clear ferry
Is that short for missy or long for Ms?
It's short for Mister Mister
clever mortar
The ESPHome Discord, or #1284966915055288530, can help there
glacial knot
I mean ... I learned last week what Rizz (especially negative Rizzzz is)
Ka Rizz Ma
midnight adder
Ka Rizz Ma
Gen-Z'ler detected
glacial knot
It's short for Mister Mister
Why not Mr Donut?
glacial knot
Gen-Z'ler detected
Luckily not
midnight adder
Luckily not
haha I'd give my left liver for being that age now 😄 more future tech to discover when we will already be dead
oh we only have one liver... pardon me... ehm.. it's kidney 😄
clear ferry
I only have one kidney though
I'll give my left and right testicles, they are of no use to me
midnight adder
I'll give my left and right testicles, they are of no use to me
nono, wait I saw a lifehack
midnight adder
I'll give my left and right testicles, they are of no use to me
do this! it will change your life, trust me
lone dagger
Don't you dare call me sir miss
Missed chance to condescendingly call me my name. 🤣
clear ferry
Yes master
humble ivy
<#646814454063038466> ?
yes sorry. my mistake 🙂