#the-water-cooler
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Lol
Just try another cable then
I had an ancient cable I used for a long time that was cat5e handling gigabit until the clip on the end finally gave up and it wouldn't stay plugged in
Welcome to America.
I have a cable in my bag that I bought in 1999
that still works today
I used it to connect two switches that didn't support mdi-x for a lan party back then
had to run and buy a crossover one since I didn't have crimping tools
No thanks, I'll stay here
This must be high quality copper from a trusted merchant
What, you don't love calculating your deductible and researching your clinic/doctor/nurse/anesthesiologist before going in for treatment?
deducta what now, I just go in, pay the minimum and whenever I reach $200 within a calendar year it is free from thereon out 
it is actually twisted and ugly now
I do love it! Nothing better than being stressed out over what I can get done when I am ill and then finding out the doctor I chose isn't in-network.
exactly. and if you get sent to a hospital that is free. no charges. not for the stay, not for the procedure, not for the ambulance---
NC provides me excellent health insurance, but nothing compares to what MS offered.
MS has a Unicorn Offering.
to be fair, I had to pay for parking at my first childs birth, was $30 for 5 days
Or researching the doctor you want and seeing on the insurance site that maybe they're accepting patients, who knows!
WE'LL FIND OUT WHEN WE CALL
How are they with paternal \ maternal leave ? We actually offer 6month paid now even for our US collegues
cool i'm from italy
Generous but I cannot remember since....it's not really relevant to me.
Lemme check...
You get an Xbox if you name your child Cortana?

✍️
Heh, so it's generous compared to what most American companies offer.
But it's only 12 weeks.
If I were to name my kid (lol) Cortana they better pay for all medical stuff
here is the tyrannosaurus in the pack.
that's a lot more than the 3 days I hear most get after a C-section
They covered my premium 100% and their medication coverage was simply out of this world.
premium as in Xbox plus?
the whole employement tied to insurance is just wild to me

The estimated cost of my premium was factored into my "salary" and was $2100/month for my family.
What
Wait until you learn that leaving your job sometimes lets you keep your insurance but only at the rate of 102% of the employer+employee contribution
2100 bucks a month for insurance is crazy
I work for a safety net hospitall, its really sad how things are
Look into COBRA.
and leaving your job and losing your insurance means suddenly the whole family is without coverage...
Y'all will break your brains.
COBRA was the bane of my existence at my old job
Also depressing, so many families wondering why their plans jumped to almost 4k a month
That's just crazy much money for them to just staple you back together and feed medical mass products
AnD ThOsE SoCiAlIsT DeAtH PaNeLs!!! (hint: only america has them, and they are called insurance companies)
then trump got elected and cohen died...
-# Insurance talk is fine but it’s a borderline politics convo now.
I'll go pay my insurance then 
I almost continued it instead lol.
just two facts... 😄 i didn't really say they were connected...
well... i have some dirty laundry here and no automation process for that. byeeee for now
Weirdo Chick.
Get it right.
THATS THE ONLY GIF I COULD FIND

It's fine. We have mods participating 
do as I say not as i do 🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨
This value literally never changes on any of the plugs, and some of them don't even have it even though they're all identical models and all up to date. Also, no two plugs have the same static value. What is it supposed to mean?
#1284966582375813201 might know
The only instantaneous demand I have is that you post in #1284966582375813201 or #1284966353798697001 😂
Yeah, not bothered enough. A thread shouldn't be required for asking what the hardware is trying to measure
Ok good luck
But posting in a non-support channel is? 
I'm not asking for support on fixing the nonupdating value; I'm asking what it means to begin with
That’s support
Alright, I'll mention this to my doctor next time I talk to them. Incredibly uncalled for
He’s quoting the channel description
Yeah, I don't see any insults about mental health in the description
Anyway.
NGL, zigbee can cause mental strain on my wife
you are asking for support. This is not a support channel. Also looking at your messages in this channel you seem to not understand this
it is not a support channel
So I woke up feeling way more energized than I have since last Friday, and then immediately zapped all that energy away within a couple hours and now all I want to do is nap.
But hey, I can breathe through my nose finally!
So maybe a nap will work.
we don't know what it means eitehr without knowing what the device is
No support only zuul
it's not a normal entity that HA produces
You aren’t a normal entity.
You are supposed to drink in Moderation
But then the QF. Being a good example as mod
Where's Moderation is that somewhere in europe
yay. got my electricity spot pricing into ha. and my smart meter reader should arrive tomorrow.
NO S*PPORT. Oh wait sorry force of habit
Don't you know the famous Mount Moderation? Where the shitstorms blow.
is that located in Forum Releasethreadland?
right next to ThatIsAFeatureRequest lake
Near AMP city
in between MakeAPR Forrest and UseThisWorkAround bay
don't go there, it's filled with broken down cars
Is that near XKCD1172-Burg?
Honestly I had to Google it before referencing it
I am 100% sure that QF hasn't done a single moderation thing since I have been around. 
-# But we still love him.
I am also 100% sure 🤣
He deals with Sonoma that has to count for something 🤣
it's a full time job that requires booze
Not before that either
his moderation skills always been pretty limited to promoting bad food
it's not a benefit, it's for coping
did anyone say "clean"?
[x] all of the above
you smoke? First I’ve heard.
👀
That is unpossible.
hadn't done a single thing in moderation, or used mod powers here?
Yes
Johnny can do that much?
At least we can say he doesn't abuse his mod powers?
I took out 2 spam messages in the last 5 years. Gimme some credit.
Proud of you.
how many of them from atx?
people displaying turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy wasn't spam tho
Norwegia has no spam, silly
They ended spam in December 1973
I remember it fondly
norway had a good year that year it would seem
Norwegia is killing me 🤣
Do you know how fast you gotta be to moderate here? By the time I set my glass, click the notification, takes me to oblivion. 🙂
you mean, by the time you set down your glass, walk from the kitchen to a computer...
curious.. does "putting down glass" have it's own rule and restricted to certian rooms as well?
Of course. He puts it down in the kitchen.
half expecting there to be some rule in how it gets set down. like some gesture or required pose
We don't want anyone else to get in on these sweet spam deals, so we all try to destroy the evidence as quickly as possible
I mean, who wants to split a jackpot?
I'm not allowed to post my job ad for an intern here?
not that I'd want to 
someone posts the cure for the Black Shakes and you all mod it instantly...
In the proper channel, sure!
HA enthusiasts would probably be an ok pre-filter
nah, it's #the-water-cooler
why nobody answers to my post
-# ouch
-# I’m joking
You got a find the right bribe
crap. since I disabled my mailbox sensor now I gotta walk out there to see if there is even any mail
I am dealing with this damn 2 speed range hood fan. Time to automate that too.
least we're back up to 19F
What do you use for your sensor?
So for some inexplicable reason, my (original to the house, early 90s) rangehood has an infinitely adjustable speed.
How they decided a sliding control was somehow easier to implement than a couple of buttons, no idea
It's about that in Atlanta now and I got away with a fleece with a San Diego hoodie to layer
Wasn't too bad
Wind chill kills
Seriously, have you ever seen something this weird? First time I'd ever encountered it
That's a strange one. One range hood I can't touch, touch control. I left that alone. This range hood looks simple. Since I have temp sensors for stove.
Wait PWM fan controller ?
I highly doubt it's electronic
Probably shunt based
Huh. I kinda like that idea
My main range hood is variable speed DC drive. Ramp up and down. Stuff. So variable speed is a thing.
Sure, but I bet it wasn't built in 1991
Tiny variable frequency drives are cheap enough now that realistically they should be in all but the most bargain-basement of appliances
3rd reality tilt sensor attached to the flap
I will give this particular hood one other piece of praise, which is it fits a normal-ass lightbulb. No hunting around for some bullshit E12 bulb that's skinny enough to fit and costs you $23 for no particularly good reason. Full-size A60 bulb with B22 base.
And they don't mind? I am actually thinking that maybe your mailbox is just that single one instead of a collection of boxes like mine. But I thought USPS didn't like things in the boxes...
usps suuuuuuuuuuucks
yea I have a single mailbox that is all my own and no. it's pretty thin and just attached to the inside of the door flap
Full size. That's great.
Thank you for the opportunity to address this matter with you. Please accept our sincere apology for any inconvenience this matter may have caused you. The Postal Service cannot resolve every issue but we are continuously working to improve the quality of service we provide to our customers. You may receive an opportunity to complete a survey for your customer experience with me, please take a few minutes and provide your feedback as we value your opinion.``` -USPS to us regarding shit they lost
no reply ever starts good with Regrettably, there are no provisions for reimbursing you for the loss incurred
That sounds like a law needing updated
we pay extra for premium shipping on every shipment.. but if they fail to scan it in after we drop it off then they tell us to suck it.. and if they "scan in as delivered" they also tell us to suck it
and then we actually WON a case and were awarded... $100 of the $200 claim
that sucks, time to switch to insured lol
it was insured...
well that thing you posted says insured is covered
oh i see
I just read your other part
postal service is under a lot of fire, actually has been for awhile
Temu is interesting 😆
How bad is the sensor lol
I thought I saw something that site was getting banned in the us
Nothing production from that. Just ordered some random stuff for the 1st time and everything is small or less quantity. Like hook and loop stuff.
title of your sex tape
too bad it's not getting as many views as the anna nicole one
49 billion in unpaid medical debt...
Sounds like you need that job flipping burgers
all i wanted was a prescription for over the counter cough syrup
and all you got was jail time for making meth
trying to find a duel temp display that has an external probe is proving to be difficult
found one but they wanted like 80 bucks for it.. no freaking way
like the about this item section for this piece of trash https://www.amazon.com/ProsKit-NT-312-Digital-Temperature-Humidity/dp/B00AF1AU2C
Features: Economical way to monitor ambient temperature and humidity, large LCD display, easy to read, integrating temperature, humidity, clock, alarm clock and calendar multi-functions, measuring temperatures range from -10 degrees C (-14 degrees F) to +55 degrees C (+130 degrees F) maximum and ...
I am trying to figure out where I can request a hardware support add for the VeSync integration in HA. Any thoughts how I can approach it?
Depends on if it's in core or not. Typically it's best to do a discussion on the repo for the integration, but if it's in core I think things are typically done different.
But also I am often wrong about these things and someone will correct me.
Squaters maybe
We're buying all the countries.
if i wanted to buy a new RPi, can i install HA OS, move the same zigbee controller to it, and then just install the backup and everything will be good? like, it should still be able to pair up the devices to the controller and reference them properly or is that wrong?
he's a business man, doing business
I just rode my bike to USPS in 4" of snow. USPS was not the worst part of that.
@hollow glacier watching your video on my new christmas tree's
i made a follow up video but didnt release it i got busy then sick
but it was just like showing how to flash to wled
can i use a USB cable instead of a battery to do the flash?
yeah i would flash with usb
also if you reflash them they will have updated yaml
we added buttons to the gui and you can use them in automations or w/e
oh I didn't watch your whole video yet lolol
I just got mine, I had asked for them to be delayed since I was on vacation and my mail was on hold
https://wiki.apolloautomation.com/products/h1/holiday-songs/ a user made these so i made a wiki article on extra buzzer songs to play too
Car rental agencies are a weird racket. You can go online or speak to a rep on the phone, choose from any selection of cars, get an exact price quote, and then show up and they have none of the cars listed
Oh, nobody knows what we actually have...
To be fair you don't reserve a car
It even has a picture of it and make/model
Which is also why I take advantage of those scum bag companies every chance I can
This pisses me off so much.
I ended up with a Mercedes for a week (for the cost of a Toyota Corolla) because of this, it's not always a bad thing
It's the fact that they immediately try to upsell you to the one they do have
When we take cruises we will book a car after the cruise and take the shuttle the the airport, then cancel the reservation at the airport
Rental car companies don't care about you, why should we care about them 🙂
I know you wanted that subcompact, but how's this Jag?
That hot pink will really grab the attention of the locals so they know you're a tourist.
I needed an AWD vehicle and they were just like yeah go find a car out there anywhere
Yeah no to follow the laws I either need AWD or chains on my tires
Last time I rented a car was for a trip to Snowdonia, they went "oh the subcompact isn't ready, would you like this full-size hatchback" lolno I want the smallest car you have. I had great fun driving a Twizy up a mountain in Norway
The denver airport frequently rents cars in the winter with FWD and summer tires. Where do people visit in the winter? Oh that's right the mountains. Where there is snow everywhere.
Which is why this instagram account exists: https://www.instagram.com/i70things/
Widest Snowdonia Road
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cw4NRRKaWnTAgv7R9
can i get an answer in my post
Never had this issue in any country I go to, albeit I only rent 30-40 times per year
Yup that's where we were going, down i70
Usasa is up there though
Luckily right at the tail end in March/April
Not the dead of winter
Oof, are the batteries going bad?
@hollow glacier, can you make an outdoor plant sensor? 🙂 I'd rather support USA companies then go a zigbee route with Third Reality
Just put a screwdriver across the posts, the battery will get warm quickly.
What kind of cold you got? We have down to -35c here in winter, and weeks of -10-20c, never had any issues with batteries
Cold weather isn't bad for charged batteries
I forget people live where there's no corner shop in walking distance.
Whats a corner shop? I guess we ahve gas stations within half a mile :/
In the UK the larger properties at the end of streets would historically be a small store on the ground floor with the owner living above. These days it just refers to any small general store.
Can we trade, I'll give you some of our summer heat (up to 46c sometimes for weeks)
Pass, i prefer 9 months of snow
Lucky, right now we're just stuck with the bitter cold without the snow
Its been a wierd 2 years, nice after winter before last
tbh idk how far out the outdoor stuff is cuz waterproofing it just traps heat.. it will likely not be anytime soon yo
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Damn. Next time I guess.
brutal
ouch... why you need secure backups
When in doubt, blame DNS

Personally, it you could just do dirt moisture sensor thats waterproof I'm not sure what the need for hte other stuff would be(maybe soil temp), I'd use it for watering hanging baskets via automations


There's a -honk command in the WinAdmins server if you are boosting their server and it posts that mp4.
It's great for any occasion.
(They actually had to put the command on a time limit because people kept spamming it at each other in chat.)



Biblically Accurate Goose 
"You know what, be afraid"
you all gone quakers
My alma mater is York, which is home to "Europe's largest artificial lake" so you get opinions on waterfowl. Canada Geese in the UK are fine as they're non-migratory and it seems to deactivate their murder circuits, it's the Greylags that you have to watch for.
This meme started at a call center I worked at.
That goose really would attack us. We were right next to a nature preserve.
I've gotta watch I don't dox myself here, but my great aunt was a world-renowned expert on waterfowl.
Wrote numerous books on the subject and everything
Weirdest fame-adjacent claim ever 😄
Canada geese would honk then move away, Greylag geese will honk and then advance
That goose's name was Señor Goose. We didn't fuck with him.
Happened every year, every mating season.
They laid their eggs in the planter.
The only ones I would not go near were the Black Swans, you never quite realise how effing huge they are until they fully rear up.
I saw one for the first time in person last year. They are very pretty!
I forgive geese much because I find goslings cuter than ducklings, they are chubbier
So a white swan is called a "Mute Swan", would you like to guess why a black swan does not share that name? I saw one chase off a half-dozen teens who got too close to the nest, the noise was demonic.
Anyone played octopath traveler II? It's a fantastic game for steam deck
A few displays for the house.
really like awtrix display for ha template, event, reminder, etc full ha compatible
pics or it didnt happen
is that the pixel clock thing?
One moment.
yes, I have de pixoo too but prefered the awtrix
is there a general chat for support or are only threads supported here?
I had considered picking one of those up. only like 50 bucks
apparently you can run wled on those as well
That's the thing that use most of my system, everything was monitor on that display
you can diy a awtrix display
psh.. rather buy it complete lol
yea
funny how amazon shows it as a frequently returned item
which brings down the price
That was much longer than a moment lol sorry.
Are you going to drive them with esphome?
I am not using these to control the house. It's all displays.
I don't think this will be great for camera feeds - e-ink displays aren't quite up to that yet. But everything else is basically what I will be using it for. 😄
I wonder how much processing power it would take to detect whether someone is looking at the display.
Would be fun (for you, not necessarily your test subjects... I mean family) to make a display that only refreshes when not being observed
ope, thought I replied lol. Yes! Or, rather, I am trying to. My browser isn't recognizing the driver board to flash it so....
Troubleshooting is happening instead of anything else lol.
HMMMMM could be set up with a little camera in the frame for the display? 
is discrepancy this normal ?
yes
I got the hardware from a project Madelena posted a while ago. She actually has it refresh based on motion sensors in the room. https://github.com/Madelena/esphome-weatherman-dashboard?tab=readme-ov-file#intelligent-screen-refreshing
So, similar but not.
I mean that's basically the scheme, just doing it in reverse to annoy people 😆
Also it means you can call your project "the watched pot"
that's great
eink is one of those things that i would love to mess with but i havent quite found a project to use it on yet to justify getting stuff
Yeah, I was thinking something similar - or a conditional that shows when something pops up.
camera motion activation = show something on display
So far I have got in way over my head but still feel like this is easier than Tuya.
i have a couple of voice alerts for the wahing machine. the dishwasher is currently not tracked as i havent worked out a good way to track its power yet without dismantling alot of the kitchen...
but i like the ideas
I think the idea would work better for a lot of people if e-ink still wasn't so expensive or DIY.
I FEEL like a lot of people really want these low energy screens.
i am hoping shelly have a version of their new screen that mounts to uk back boxes
charged once a year but doesnt seem to mention how often its being changed. they use power when changing the display right?
"allowing artwork to be regularly changed and uploaded" depends what they mean by regular i guess
But like...what about flashing 4133348756102341239487 images every day.
changing a picture in a living room once a week is probably "regular" for most people but if your using it for a sensor display its gunna be a lot more
I haven't updated in 18 months, how much pain am I about to go through lol
make a backup before you start just in case but you are probably fine. although probably depends on if you have any custom integrations
You will find things may be very different from you are used to.
anyone watch those beast games on prime?
I don't have a microUSB cable in the house that is better quality than a simple charging one and can't flash the boards yet. 😩 FINE.
and the usb c movement has fooked us once again!
to be honest that is why I take so long to update, it is so much each month
get the soldering iron out and ditch the connector 😛
then you get a couple months behind
One person in here hadn't updated since 2023.3 or something. You aren't alone. 😄
or just don't ever update if everything is working as you want it to already
@tidal bronze you doing ok over there?
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bet they wished they got snow now
Saw an image of that fire with an abadoned Cybertruck under a flaming coconut tree.
I just finished reading the release notes I'm updating from 2023.6
to 2024.9 for the db update and zwave to the version for that
wish me luck
Wheere is that?
read the title
Oh damn LA ok. I was busy cooking
I almost spit my water out all over the keyboard rofl.
I know. So Mise en place clean, wash that. Wash the pots and pans as you cook.
I am little relaxed today since I am using the secondary kitchen.
Extra efficient if one of the ingredients in the dish is dish soap
If it generates any extra odors, contained kitchen.
I only love food not the house smelling like food
i am picturing a huge bubble with you inside cooking lol
Has anyone yet told you that you drip in autism?
Like, I can see it falling off of you.

Yes
Good.
Spectrum eh?
I legit look back on my life after my diagnosis and am like "yeah, that makes a lot more sense."
pretty sure you can be different and not be "on the spectrum". the catch all mentality of that these days is kind of annoying
I don't know, my 'friends' always tell me I am little too much.
I was gonna say....
Like, I had to take a very extensive test and fill out a lot of forms to get my diagnosis. It's not thrown around.
So is it normal to eat and drink in your vehicle?
Sonoma, did you know that definitions for a lot of mental health conditions changed in 2015?
Triple digits is a given. But food and drinks?
'merica
Everything changes as we discover new things. Just because it was different before doesn't mean things have been the same forever. It also doesn't mean things "came out of nowhere". Things have been redefined and discovered. That's part of science.
Autism has always been around - we just lumped it with other things.
Like, I can't do drive-thru because they don't seal the bags.
it's still an assessment. which is my point
Yes, one that requires you to meet specific requirements for diagnosis.
you can easily pass enough test to be determined something and it still be wrong
True autism/ADHD assesments are pretty intense
Even with top down + Ionizer, things linger
so everyone who was diagnosed as one thing before that's changed to something else.. they were diagnosed correctly before?
Everyone who was diagnosed with Asperger's back 20 years ago are on the autism spectrum now, specifically Level 1.
ADD isn't a thing anymore, it's ADHD-Inattentive Type.
"the spectrum" goes way further than that. much broader
Please enlighten me.
To be autistic before often meant you had to fall in line with speech delays and other stronger symptoms of autism - most often only found in autistic men, not autistic women.
The changes are intentionally made to broaden that because it's broad.
It's not to pull more people in for some numbers to go up.
It's to make sure those who have been missed in the past are found now.
I went through most of my adult life diagnosed bipolar II, but it never felt correct. And they changed it like 3 times on me.
I have chili to eat. not diving into this since this has been talked about in this channel more than once already. false positives certianly exsist
I'd argue that the false positives are more because a lot of professionals suck at doing their job.
Because I have had way more than one shitty mental health professional.
False positives occur more with children, which is understandable.
As an adult, I cannot fake what I went through my entire life.
I had to do decongestants to relieve pressure today. D:
Earlier, my son forgot I was sitting right next to him and threw his tablet on the couch cushion (read: me) when he was trying to point out to his father something on the TV as he jumped off the couch.
I feel loved.
Time to go throw something at him. 
database migration is still running
last I checked the recorder db had 20gb, how long can I expect this to take lol
hours? days? months?
Days... if you are using a pi3.
nah, it's a nuc
I moved beyond the pi in like 2 months lol
though it's getting a bit old, I got it in 2018
NUC can range from potato to rocket ship. Which one.
My little i3 nuc doesn't take that long....I think it took 10 min max?
i7
You’re not the boss of me.
Couple of hours at most.
great
The first DB migration was a big one.
I updated to 2023.9 because it said 2023.8 would sometimes fail
my yellow is starting to struggle a bit. i am on the fence about where to migrate to. the beelink n150 system has 2 m.2 slots so i figure if i go for that i could put a coral tpu in one of them. so thats probably the frontrunner
Also that is a silly sized DB. How many days are you keeping?
lol
days
DAYS?
I told you I got this in 2018 haha
so we are going on 7 years
Model name: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7567U CPU @ 3.50GHz
CPU family: 6
You into slots huh?
ill put that one on the consideration list. letting it sit for a few weeks probably until i make a decision
OH YEAH I forgot my coral finally showed up
I have been meaning to set up frigate
it took 9 months to ship so I lost motivation
lol, someone just added to their todo list
i got a reolink a couple of months ago and its been pretty good
that just means you have faith in the product... right?
Same but Hik instead of Dahua.
Reolink doorbell, I am planning to switch from wifi to poe. Just found a 2 wire poe adapter
Actually yes. I don’t need more than what I’m doing right now.
I just meant the synology software, almost all of my cameras are amcrest
I have one unifi camera which is terrible
I can vouch for the reolink doorbell, way better than my Amcrest or Logi ones I had before
is the reolinkpoe?
I will forever hate Synology for what they did to USB support in DSM 7
what was that? I don't use the usb ports
i think they have multiple versions including a poe version
They killed device drivers except for the most basic stuff. So essentially in DSM 7 you can no longer use most dongles. I use those for zigbee, bluetooth, energy meter, coral etc
Yes but if yiour recorder is set to the default of only keeping 10 days the DB should not be 20GB. I started around the same time, 2018, keep 7 days of state data and have been using LTS (kept forever) extensively since they were introduced. I do have an extensive list of DB excludes though. My DB is less than 2GB.
I'm still on DSM 6 because of that
I think I disabled rotation
O P T I M I Z A T I O N
IIRC
i am starting to think this too, although more custom stuff that uses the compute module might be the exception
That's awesome. I do have a CCA driven speaker at the doorbell. Random TTS messages are pumped to annoy the delivery people 🙂
LOL why, I have the space
Still working on commenting on their outfits using Goog GAI
Because SQLite is not good at handling large DBs.
it's mysql
That either.
I use the wifi version hooked up to ethernet, which is hella jank but what else am I gonna do with a 100year old house
If you want to keep that much data use a time series DB exrernal to HA.
one of my planned projects is to put vibration sensor on the door for the delivery drivers that dont like to use the doorbell and prefer to knock instead. want to make knocking ring the doorbell which will if nothing else confuse them
Then cut your states back to 30 days at most. You still have Influx/Grafana and LTS in HA.
Tell me about it. Now I have left that message at the gate. So they know to leave it without pressing the doorbell. 🙂
I have never had a problem, and I have clients with much larger mysql dbs
Its your funeral.
yeah I should update the culling
yeah that's getting on the larger side lol
yeah it can handle 20gb no problem lol
I've worked on bigger, but it was dynamo
I want to extend the frigate zone so I can get clothing descriptions earlier. Fire a TTS based on that.
That reads like a prompt from a text based game like zork
You really need to x-ray these guys
That sounds like the description of some dude that came to kill you
Do I ask them for an email to send the x-ray to so they can get bring it to a doctor?
that started horror movie and ended delivery man
No need. Depends on sun refraction on lens.
Beware of guys dressed in black wearing masks and carrying guitar casss
At least Amazon packages are pretty distinctive with the tape and often a logo
But now they do the black plastic bags too
I do have every local llm possible but nothing comes cloes to GGAI
I am amazed the package dimension info from the sub feed of the camera
No, google generative AI
You give it an image and it sends a description back?
Yes, when person object enters a zone.
I use this because wife and I always debate who need to open the front door and pick packages. lol
How does this help solve that?
There are multiple deliveries everyday. I only pickup depending on the number and size. If not it will sit there till weekend.
This is really how you get your steps in, is what you’re saying.
She handles finances and at times tell me I am too crazy on Amazon but the funny thing is, my deliveries are only 10% 🙂
@forest edge dude you were right! 50mph winds. Tiles comes off the roof. Whaaaa
You live a life of wonders…
does the migration output logs? I only see normal logs in portainer
but the front end hasn't loaded still
I think the migration might be done and there is another issue, I see Firefox can’t establish a connection to the server at wss://ha.mydomain/api/websocket in the console
omg, nginx is down lol
well, I should not make assumptions, I know better
gotta renew the ssl cert
Just wondering, when checking history on my devices, I no longer have the "Last year" option.
So if I want to check it, I have to manually select the date. Is that a recent change?
that looks more like a patio than a roof
don't think I ever once seen a roof with tiles like that. dosen't even make much sense in terms of shedding water lol
ok I don't think that update took too long, turns out I borked my nginx config when backing it up, lol
oh well, one more update now to get current
also turns out I have purging on
probably from the last migration
I think it's time to abandon floorplan, it was nice while it lasted, but it breaks every release and I don't use it
There was a nice guide on reddit how someone used conditional visibility in conjunction with photos to accomplish something like that
IDK if thats what you were doing already
Is there a way to update to an intermediate version of HACS? I tried updating in the UI, but it just spins then closes the modal and doesn't update
same issue with SmartIR they both say they only work with version 2025.1.0 and newer and I'm on 2025.1.1
I know. This ain't middle earth.
why don't you give middle earth a better picture so that we may better laugh at what we are looking at
sneak peeks into mordor is always nice
ok i want one of these now lol
This is my first attempt at using the Yarbo Snow blower. I have used several robot mowers but this is the first time ever trying a snow blower. Here in St. Louis, Missouri we just had an ice storm and snow storm come through and so it was time to put Yarbo to the test!
#yarbo
#snowblower
#snowplow
#robotsnowblower
#r...
Hi, Im super new to Home Assistant, Im looking for a crash course in getting setup using M5Stack ESP32 chips sending sensor data to Home Assistant, From what I understand so far there is a few options here but im looking for a repeatable pattern, Would the best approach be to look into MQTT Broker and refrain from flashing the m5Stack ESP32's or go for the ESPHome option and flash them all to ESPHome and go from there?
Your best bet may be #1284966353798697001 (but I would honestly reccommend ESPHome)
Awesome thanks, I will repost in hardware
at some point I'll have to integrate the HTPC with HA so it can regulate the volume based on ambient noise and current real volume of the media
my life has improved immensely since I removed the update badge on configuration page
weather forecast and electricity spot prices merged. when i need moar heat the price is moar high
might be all the other people staying inside and using electricity to heat
probably also that cold weather usually means less wind, and the wind farms are not making much power.
so all of europe wants to buy our hydro-based power
reminds me of our train AC...
we are having a national test of cell phone emergency broadcast in 4 minutes. i had better go outside so i don't wake up the dogs. 😄
poor dogs
Hey! 👋
both my phone and watch screamed at 12, so the test worked
the phone lockers at schools are probably jumping around 😄
2 of the dogs got vaccines yesterday so they are very sleepy and tired today. and the third one can't understand why they don't want to play.
phone lockers? O.0
Okay, I don't know where else to ask this, I'm kind of stuck.
I have installed and set up valetudo on my robot vacuum, and have it hooked up through home assistant. I was trying to figure out how to get rooms passed through to Google Home, so then I could tell Google to clean a specific room, and valetudo would go and clean it.
I joined the valetudo telegram, and asked said question. I've tried to find information about this, and I couldn't find anything.
For some reason, after asking said simple question, I am now permanently banned from both the valetudo telegram, and their GitHub.
I swear, I've never gotten banned from anywhere else before. I have no idea why I was banned, I was very careful to ask the question correctly. I even read the "how to ask a question" page to make sure that I phrased it correctly.
I work in IT and computers, I research and mess with stuff like this all the time, I was just asking for a little bit of help.
If anyone is on the Valetudo Telegram, can you send a screenshot of what happened in that part of the conversation? I just want to know why I was banned.
#1284966582375813201 can help with HA's integration side of that
Cool! I'll ask there about that.
Is anyone able to see why I was banned? I'm honestly trying to figure it out. It makes no sense.
It looks like the Valetudo dev is in this server, so they may see your post and be able to answer that 
quite a few schools demand that all phones be placed in a locker or turned off during class.
anyone with a phone in their pocket that is not turned off would have been outed when that test ran. it overrides any muting.
you can completely disable the emergency alarms
I get where they're coming from for the phone lockers.... But at least in the country where school shootings are common, that sounds like a safety problem making it harder to communicate out
Voip on you tablet or laptop
Hi! Which channel is best for discussing Frigate? the NVR
#1284966617670881350 if you're focusing on the nvr
#1284966582375813201 if you're looking at it's interactions with HA
what kind of backwaters place? o.0
becoming quite normal. they are just now starting to put such restrictions on americans as well
i.e. backwaters places
It actually makes a lot of sense. It's a law here, no phones in class
Huh? Do you have a link to that law? Preferably an official English translation
Mobiele telefoons en ook tablets of smartwatches mogen in 2024 niet meer gebruikt worden in de klas. Mobiele telefoons leiden af en zorgen ervoor dat leerlingen slechter presteren. Scholen moeten hier zelf afspraken over maken met leraren, ouders en leerlingen zodat iedereen in de school precies weet wat wel en niet mag.
Translate it yourself
belgium is also putting this law into action
so it's neither a law, nor strict
germans behind the times
law as in a rule that's provided by the government
yea, it also doesn't suggest that anyone would set up containers for central storage
baffling they tolerated cellphone on students in school for as long as they have
think cost of the device and the weak argument of "safety" was about all they had to hold it back
they should have taken those fax machines off those kids years ago!!!
this likely wont go well
with the great equipment that schools provide to students :^)
(toilets are optional)
Or MacBooks if you were at certainschools
If you are in an elite school ye
"elite" 😂
We were in a podunk small town school in Nebraska and we had Macbooks lol
Oh! I didn't even see that they were on here. Lol.
I think we just had a deal back then
I was gonna say, I think it was part of some apple program that gave them at a discount or something
They never tolerated cell phone use in class here 🤷
It's always been the same as all other ways of distraction in class.
We've had rules against cellphone use on the entire premise for a while in the RF days, but those are generally in flux
cloud drugs
It is law, but schools implement their own system
Makes me remember the morons in highschool who spent all class looking at 9gag and then blamed the teachers when they failed
we just played Counter Strike in class 🤷
Oh we were hosting/playing Minecraft and that got us in trouble all the time lol
terrorists???? with abomb????

Yea, I was part of an early~ish (2nd iteration at my school) project to use laptops for all lessons. It was fun 🙂
you guys missed out on gambling addictions
I did model our school in the map editor at some point
Though that was around the shooting in Winnenden and I decided to scrap that project
You guys are all young if you had laptops in school
I had a backpack with books and binders
but I did get to see some computers in the school tho
mostly IBM's and a few apple's
I remember all the security problems with windows 95/98
Could login as anyone if they hadn't set their password yet on that machine
green font on monitors as big as my 3d printer is all i saw
Apple, what is this, a public school?
i started on the oregon trail and floppies and graduated hs with cds and then usb drives
Had a programming class using Apple iie machines in... 2008
How big were the USB drives
8MB
parallel and serial 4lyfe
I had a really big one, 128MB when I finally got one instead of the floppies
I do remmeber the big breakthrough going from a serial to a ps connection for the single button mouse tho
was reading some latest updates about backup encryptions and people having issues with it. if i'm running proxmox with home assistant in a vm and backing up my lxc instance, this shouldn't affect anything in the way i'm doing backups currently correct?
Correct, you're above the level of the ha built in backups
that's what i figured, thanks
I was beginning to have some hope I might qualify for a NASA internship this summer..
...then I saw that Romania isn't even in the partner countries.
fk my goverment
Check out the internship programs for the contractor companies, you might be able to go in through that side
(though the official NASA internships are a better foot in the door)
wtf is nasa.. isn't it called spacex now? ||lulz||
no?
Will look into it. Thanks!
musk 4lyfe
Enjoy the cocaine I guess?
only way to make it to mars is on a tesla space shuttle
It legit is, too much radiation dosage
Unless we do the insane and create a proper magnetosphere around the spacecraft with a small nuclear plant
Otherwise the weight effects of that much shielding won't make it to orbit
hating superior tech is sad to see
Hate the loony in charge, the engineers do good with at SpaceX though
I wish the gov would force him to divest it
Since he really shouldn't have a clearance or any way to access secret data
Elmo does nothing but get in the way
Lol
He slows down SpaceX for his ego
Also his weird ties into Russia
And breaking all sorts of rules around the clearance he has, and being a potential illegal alien having lied on immigration forms
But anyway, I hear Jim Jones is a pretty cool guy @forest edge you should follow him too
more into metal than rap but thanks anyways
Wait a rapper is named Jim Jones
Lolol
James Warren Jones (May 13, 1931 – November 18, 1978) was an American cult leader and mass murderer who founded and led the Peoples Temple between 1955 and 1978. In what Jones termed "revolutionary suicide", Jones and the members of his inner circle planned and orchestrated a mass murder-suicide in his remote jungle commune at Jonestown, Guyana,...
Jim Jones was a suicide cult leader who killed himself and a huge bunch of people
Okay I'm with him on that, Metallica is still metal
Just classic
They are also still solid in concert, though they don't quite have the stage presence of younger bands
Volbeat was the true shining star of that concert
Whatever you do, don't follow him to a South American country if he sets up a small town there
I am more of a catch a ride on a shooting star type
They had better shoes
I really don't catch your reference now
Heaven's gate
You should read up on jonestown, it's a wild ride with attempted assassination
Huh, will have to read up that wiki page
When they unalived themselves they all had matching Nikes on
It's a truly weird story
In other news. Turns out I don't own a snow shovel. I thought I did
This a problem for the foot of snow in my driveway
Got a leaf blower?
You can have mine. I don't use it in San Diego
I even had some rock salt that I didn't think to toss before the movers loaded it in the truck
bought a leaf blower when you have nothing that produces leaves?
sounds pretty californian lol
RIP
That's part of the problem with the fires - dry foliage
Aliens,a comet spaceship, alien abduction insurance, I might be just skimming it right now but WTF this is like an acid trip of a story
No rock salt I am assuming then, too?
Assassination of congresscritters at the airport
Get rid of it before it turns into ice
Just throwing this out there to everyone who isn't really aware - your climate probably won't be the same as it was 10 years ago anymore. Best to ...uh, prepare for all weathers.

San Diego will continue to be beautiful
Some of it may just be under water
So if being underwater is a change in climate, I guess
Lake Superior shall become even more Superior
Lake Michigan is getting shallower though
By a few inches a year
Cause no ice sheet holding it down no more
my first hard drive was 5MB, and since the apple ][e didn't know about anything bigger than 360K floppies it appeared as a ton of floppy drives...
the smallest hdd i remember using is 40gb during high school and running out of space
then getting invited to a private FTP ran by a network of guys on iRC with literally TBs of stuff and feeling like i needed more space
when i started out you had uucp for file transfers. the file copy then got queued up and would start its journey next time your system connected by modem to it's neighbor. could take a few days to get the file to its destination.
i just used to play starcraft back in the day
I remember playing the shit out of the sc demo since it was lan multiplayer
You're so young, I the smallest hard drive I owned was 170 megabytes 🙂 on a 486 sx25(my parents were cheap)
Mine was....10MB. And we liked it!
one of my first tasks as a full time employee was to replace a 300MB hard drive. it was full width in a 19" rack and so heavy i barely managed to get it on a trolley by myself
and since they didn't want to waste room in the root file system or the kernel with the stuff needed to low level format a disk drive you had to boot a diagnostic kernel from qic tape to set up the new drive.
I think i've seen one of those in the computer museum
is there a better documentation or how to for using the backend? HA CLI stuff?
what are you trying to do? We could then direct you to the correct area
That's quite a general question. You can just type "help" from the HA CLI
yes did that
recover data, save logs to a file so I can read it better, then what flies by on the screen
There are backup and restore options there, plus you can just type "login" and get to a regular shell to do whatever you want
the backup restore failed, reason I am looking at this
Please make a post in #1284966540617449515
I did
Please keep the discussion there
not getting anywhere
Spilling over in to this channel is against the rules
@static schooner how accurate is wind speed in yours?
Jumping back in HA after ~3 years. Are there any guides or personal blogs of the most recommended / compatible items?
Good gods, I wish, that would make my life easier.
Start yours
For real, though, any of the creators in our Creators Network are great starting points.
I keep trying and then people tell me things like "Tuya sucks, that's why you're struggling."

#ad
It's not paid, though.
Is Tuya cloud cutter still a thing?
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a lot of work for something that you can just skip all that bs for the same price
I could maybe see fiddling with that tuya crap if it was pennies compared to dollars but that isn't the case
I only pickup the Tuya Zigbee stuff
@tidal bronzeso you moving to Texas now? https://youtu.be/fV5jKBukfhg?si=lnye1HzAfQHL1BVn
A fifth wildfire in Southern California – the Woodley Fire – has broken out in Los Angeles County.
The fire began around 6:15 a.m. local time Wednesday and so far has burned about 75 acres around the Sepulveda Basin Wildlife Reserve in Encino, according to Cal Fire.
It is currently 0% contained.
The Woodley Fire is located between the mass...
can say one thing about california construction methods.. least when shit burns it mostly turns to ash
If we're being fair that's like 80% of home construction in the US lol
almost as if they planned for the whole burn down, rebuild up, burn down loop beforehand
Yay lumber
TX nopes, no thanks you.
That Michelin shit is such a rich people's exclusive club that noone cares lol
Not sure. It's currently reading 2mph, so really light wind. The weather app says 15mph
Remember 2008? How proud we were that the Michelin Guide had come to Las Vegas to rate our restaurants? Remember how much legitimacy it brought? The respect? Do you recall how disappointed everyone was when it decided not to return after the 2009 guide? Do you know that, to this day, Las Vegas restaurants still […]
Avg sensor is way off, gusts makes sense, well somewhat. Trying to run statistics from gusts to see if I can make more sense
the more stars the more likely you are going to get food poisoning is basically what that boils down to
since when did bird spying become popular again? never seen so many bird feeders/bird houses with built in cameras for sale at the stores before
probably lol
Don't you mean CORvid??? 
You somehow always seem to have the worst possible take on every single topic, quite impressive really
not just my take
That doesn't mean it's a good take. 
I am fascinated by this one, though, hadn't seen it.
can't be positive about everything all the time
Challenge accepted.
-# I will regret this.
-# See, already failed.
challenge failed #the-water-cooler message
lol
I could go back further if you like? muwaha
Nah, I know my shit ass opinions are awful sometimes.

We can all disagree, totally fine, it's just how respectful we are towards each other when we do.
I am always amused watching 2 community members discover they find the other annoying, though.
when you seen the world transition more than once and realize it's not going to stop it's easy to see the negative side of things
I dabble heavily in nihilism. 😄
isn't that QF religion? lol
@last cedar you murderer! https://youtu.be/n5MZeoATWjE?si=j-pzTHLWUmqFf__n&t=253
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Someone called me optimistic at one point
Nope it was huge amounts of nihilism
i can see his logic- i'd have better odds of getting sick eating steak tar tar than i am eating a burger that wasnt prepared by a person who spent years learning just so they could cook for pretentious assholes
I'm quite good at seeing all sides of things.
But typically, in my head, I have very little faith.
kenji and alton brown taught us that food is science we dont need a spectacle and a bunch of bullshit to enjoy a meal like the star restaurants do
like everything else, quality comes from having passion in your work
Look man, everyone needs a little onion volcano in their life
You can get an onion volcano without going to a Michelin restaurant.
I guess, you don't know, what you don't know!
Just saying.
what does explosive diahrea feel like?
-# you brought it up
I think most people miss the point, though. The restaurants aren't really to be good. They are to be an experience. And people like paying for those.
Whether we join in or not is irrelevant to their enjoyment.
And it's their asshole if they get sick, not ours. 😄
A relieve
johnny cash is singing ring of fire in my head now...
Sometimes it can be a counter top inside a market. 😉
probably earned their star through the bathrooms being clean
1 star michelin is like 150 euro per person. 2 star is like 250. It's not cheap, but also not terrible
jfc I can eat at not Michelin restaurants here in the Seattle area for that much. Rip off.
Hate this area.

@forest edge just to make you happy. Some spicy Toro
I'd kill for my area to get a Michelin star just to try it
yea see.. how does not that leave through the back end before you even get the chance to get up off your chair?
We have plenty of James Beard winners but no stars
Iron stomach.
looks like someone's pet did that rug scoot across the plate
I've tried many, if you like food, try one. you will not regret it. If it's your 1st, 2 or 3 star would be best since experience is amazing!
I would prefer the locals rating over anything else
oh my gods WHY ARE MY HANDS SO CLAMY TODAY, GUYS
gross
Who can I blame for this?
It's awful, I am having a meltdown over it.
It's so distracting holy shit.
probably some chemical residue on all that tuya shit you keep messing with

@forest edge what are the locals saying about that key? Salty? 🤣
and me and sonoma hate them for it
or Tokyo?
Chicago has a few
Good ones too
well if you do some research, michelin outside of the states isn't the same as it is in the states
which isn't all that shocking lol
likely we should be wearing gloves and wiping down our tech fresh off the boat from chyna
that funny smell when we open the boxes is toxic yo same with new car smell
you deal with handling packages more than most of us.. you should be guiding us on best practices lol
i live in dallas justin and trevor do the shipping in kentucky
oh
i just learn about stuff that interests me and sometimes that includes air quality or other health related things
That seems like a lot of effort for something that doesn't affect you in the slightest. 😛
I still find it that a tire manufacturer is somehow the expert in food
when you read the reviews of the food from the places it isn't all that surprising really
i had dinner at planet hollywood in seattle. when we wanted to order dessert they told us that since we were the only people there they had closed the kitchen and just waited for us to leave to close up. it wasn't late at all. i would guess around 17:00.
and all the meats that go with it. so non bbq chicken, beef, pork etc are good too!
You have been told multiple times to stop this. Have a 1 hour time out.
it wasnt directed at you just a funny reply
When you tag someone, that says it's a direct reply. 😛
do the none pinging reply.. then it's just a reference to something
I forgot how you do that
Like this
There's an on off when you reply to someone
the new norm of size of tv's people have in thier homes anymore is insane
One of the discords I'm on has a rule to disable notifications for any reply
I grew up with 24" being big and 32" was just enourmous
So I know to keep in their rules
oh i see it. I thought it required using < or something
well 85" is apparently moved in or moving in to the new norml
There may be a markdown/format thing that'll do that to
was 55
I don't know discord formatting well though
I want their house if 85in is normal
you can buy them for under 500 now so people are certianly gobbling them up
people do
i even think the samsung 85" are under 500
samasung is a good brand
look ma
Two 42.5" taped together
when I bought my hisense 65" I thought hisense was trash but the reviews online kept raving about it. while I did have some issues (mostly with sound) the picture is actually really good
I had a soundbar with my older 55" samsung but the subwoofer died and I really didn't want to deal with that again
I don't mind not having deep bass
it does dolby audio, however that works
so it's not like it's just stereo



