#the-water-cooler

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clear ferry
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great in my lab to just dynamically spin up stuff on their own raw device, then destroy it afterwards

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good perf too

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6 vms deploy in 1m30s

glacial knot
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🤔 how do you pass them in?

blazing musk
gleaming crater
blazing musk
gleaming crater
dawn moth
gleaming crater
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Lol the real answer should be corp death penalty

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If they have corp personhood they should have the death penalty for bad corps

dawn moth
clear ferry
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Currently using two of my ssds like that, one for dockervar and one for kubelab

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Gonna move more stuff over now that i understand terraform better

prisma briar
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You can also configure qemu to use a physical partition like /dev/sdX# as a raw drive for a guest

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Never tried with terraform but libvirt and proxmox make that pretty easy by editing config files

glacial knot
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physical partition 🤔

prisma briar
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Or a full drive usch as /dev/sdX

glacial knot
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I think it just opens that via vfs and treats it like a file though

prisma briar
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Yea. If you actually want to pass a drive through to be fully managed by the guest you need to pass the controller through with pcie passthrough.

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I've done that with sata and nvme controllers before

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virtio's performance is really good though so that's not really necessary.

clear ferry
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Yeah, I've done that, but I prefer filesystems as I can then schedule file level backups easily

prisma briar
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Yea, you also lose snapshotting/image management using a physical drive like that

glacial knot
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we had to pass through the pci device of a usb controller before
because of a device being incredibly stupid

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just format the disk qcow2^^

prisma briar
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USB controller passthrough is far more reliable than USB device passthrough, especially for time-sensitive tasks

glacial knot
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in that case it was a device that needed a modeswitch and reset the USB for that

clear ferry
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I wish usb over tcp/IP was more common

prisma briar
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Things like audio generally don't work well when passed as individual USB devices, but if you pass the full controller they'll generally be fine

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usbip is a thing

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It sucks, but it's there

clear ferry
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It is

glacial knot
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so it comes up
driver grabs it, it disconnects (virtually) and comes up as different deivce 🤦

clear ferry
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But I want it more common and usable

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There are quite a few good proprietary solutions, seen a lot of customers use them for licence usbs

prisma briar
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That standalone steam link device Valve made used one of those proprietary solutions

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VirtualHere

ocean oar
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Real missed opportunity not having PoE natively, if you ask me

prisma briar
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I have a couple adapters that send USB signaling over cat5, I've got a couple hundred feet off of them before

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Just USB 2 though

ocean oar
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Yeah I have a pair of real cheap shitters lying around somewhere

gleaming crater
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Hahaha

ocean oar
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The USB-over-IP version is pretty cool though, because I can connect to it over the VPN from my laptop

edgy fulcrum
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<@&330946878646517761> Who can help me change my nickname to have it the same as in the forums?

keen bridge
edgy fulcrum
keen bridge
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Yes, which is why I said your Discord nickname, not your nickname for this Discord server 😉

edgy fulcrum
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ahhh, hm, oh 🙂

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I kind of don't want to change it in general though

clever mortar
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Or if you ask really nicely we can do it

edgy fulcrum
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pretty please 🎀

clever mortar
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You do have to tell us what you want 😉

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Or you'll be the Unknown

iron granite
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And pay the raccoons tax!

gleaming crater
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I think you also have to plead fealty to Tinkerer to never @ him lol

gleaming crater
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Lol

edgy fulcrum
iron granite
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Too late

edgy fulcrum
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😄

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thank you!

red rock
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Pet me?

red rock
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Cute

static schooner
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is it weirder that she has a raccoon in bed with her or that the raccoon guides her hand to get what it wants?

iron granite
red rock
iron granite
red rock
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Yes

edgy fulcrum
blazing musk
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lol I bought a second Vue and there are fingerprints on the ESP32 shield

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@prisma briar

prisma briar
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lol

gleaming crater
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Are they child sized

tidal bronze
prisma briar
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I didn't notice any prints on mine but I didn't look that closely

blazing musk
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These ones are obvious lol

tidal bronze
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Getting ready give some esphome love I see.

blazing musk
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yep. I NEED to know where the rest of the power is going

tidal bronze
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lol

blazing musk
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almost half is unaccounted for, it's like a DoD black project

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"no idea where the money's going"

tidal bronze
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Mine's dead on with LADWP

gleaming crater
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You’ll be like that guy with his lg dryer uploading gigs a day, but it’ll be some Chinese brick burning a small city worth of power

blazing musk
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I'm sure my total matches PSE but it's the individual circuits that don't add up even close

gleaming crater
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Maybe you’re just paying for the neighbors too lol

tidal bronze
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Although my average draw is high things I don't know about and I don't want to know.

blazing musk
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lol, that'd be funny honestly. Of course they'd have to be plugged into a socket that isn't tracked, since I have interior access on the service for the first vue

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need to go start the 3d printed bondage strips for it too

tidal bronze
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Bondage strips... lol

blazing musk
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my solution to keep the plugs from popping out

tidal bronze
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I only want to know what my 4 HVACS are doing and pool stuff. Rest, it is what it is.

blazing musk
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I'm saving a couple kWh/day by eliminating the second hot water tank after I installed the first Vue.

tidal bronze
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I actually got the vue to cross-check Tesla CT's. Tesla energy reporting is simply a joke. Glad I got the vue. I at least know my real solar numbers.

blazing musk
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default emporia app sucks too

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that's what drove me to investigate ESPHome

prisma briar
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I never tried it/nor can I anymore

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Didn't bother backing up the stock firmware, lol

blazing musk
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yeah I probably won't this time

tidal bronze
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I export to CSV and cross check with LADWP about 10 to 15 off. Good enough for me.

prisma briar
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I'm going to compare to my utilities as soon as I have a full month of reporting

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Which will be February

tidal bronze
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Tried to grab the meter readings with RTL to let HA calculate the difference but meter packets are encoded. Oh well.

blazing musk
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yeah I think our smart meter runs ZigBee 900MHz

prisma briar
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I was considering setting up that one esp32 project that uses a camera + OCR to read the numbers on the meter for my water and gas

tidal bronze
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lol

prisma briar
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Water would be easy but gas is outside so idk

blazing musk
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yeah I want to track mine but I'm intending to try with some ultrasonic sensors

tidal bronze
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Water will always be with Flume.

blazing musk
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Yeah, flume would probably be my choice if I wasn't diy-driven. Also yet another cloud app

prisma briar
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Still cloud free here

blazing musk
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I need to mess with tone generation on these sensors and see if I can get time-of-flight.

tidal bronze
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Slow leak detection with AI is spot on. Saved me a few times. Cloud ain't always bad

gleaming crater
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I heard those flume sensors kept dying tho

tidal bronze
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I had it for years. They rock.

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I run 2 of them.

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So glad I can detect when gardeners bust a sprinkler head and don't say anything. That calculation is actually via HA. Works like a charm.

gleaming crater
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I have those oto smart sprinklers, it was a lot cheaper than an in-ground system

prisma briar
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I removed everything living from my yard because maintaining a yard in a frigid desert is dumb

gleaming crater
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My lawn honestly grew too quick with the watering/fertilizing schedule last year haha

tidal bronze
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Mine's all in-ground but upgraded to water-smart

gleaming crater
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I need to dial it back so I don't need to mow every 4 days

gleaming crater
prisma briar
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rocks and mulch divided by edging

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My yard isn't very big

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It's also in the shade almost all the time and was just a dirt pit when I moved in

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I considered running grow lights to my back yard just so I could have some grass

tidal bronze
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lol

gleaming crater
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My place averages 40 inches of rain a year

prisma briar
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But not worth it

gleaming crater
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You could do low-light ground cover

prisma briar
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Average here is 15.91" according to NWS

gleaming crater
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Like thyme or other stuff

tidal bronze
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My watering kills me. lol

gleaming crater
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Yeah water is too expensive, another reason I need to throttle back

tidal bronze
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Summer about 35 to 45k gal a month

gleaming crater
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I get charged for sewer for all my water usage it can get spendy

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I really want to install a cistern drainpipe setup

tidal bronze
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Not really.

gleaming crater
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For a slow drip water

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My water bill was > 500 every 2 months last summer

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water/sewer

prisma briar
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Lol, my water portion of my utility bill is like $60/mo

tidal bronze
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They have average for your lot size not all your water usage gets charged for sewer. You can add a 2nd meter.

prisma briar
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I get water/sewer/electricity/gas from the same place, electricity is always the vast majority of my bill

gleaming crater
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I'll have to see if my city will let me buy water without sewer lol

prisma briar
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They just open the main sewer cleanout and put a big cork in it

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At least I imagine

gleaming crater
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Oh yeah part of that bill is garbage too, also overpriced here

tidal bronze
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That's why I have 2 meters. Home use gets dedcuted from main meter

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Balance is considered irrigation and no sewer charges

gleaming crater
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Hmm yeah they charged me 13 CCF water usage and 12.75 CCF sewer

tidal bronze
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lol

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That does not sound right

gleaming crater
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And sewer is over 3x the price of water lol

tidal bronze
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Treated output?

gleaming crater
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IDK I'm in Seattle city limits, they're kinda nuts compared to everywhere else

blazing musk
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Same deal here but aren't you in the Seattle area too @gleaming crater

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lol

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beat me

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It's similar in Northshore utility district

tidal bronze
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Oh like LA then. All sewer discharge gets treated so pretty penny

gleaming crater
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Yeah prob the case here

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I'd love to have an irrigation meter tho

blazing musk
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I should look into a second meter, I'd love to know the difference.

tidal bronze
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Home use is about 7 to 10%

blazing musk
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yeah well you're in SoCal

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we just water our garden during the summer so stuff doesn't die

tidal bronze
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Pool refill is also an issue in the summer.

blazing musk
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I don't bother with pools. We have a membership to a local one that was gifted by my mom and I don't have to worry about maintenance on my own.

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It's like 5 minutes walk away too

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But I get that it's more popular in SoCal

tidal bronze
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Pool for dogs mostly and spa for the 2 of us.

blazing musk
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spoiled dogs

gleaming crater
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Yeah in washington it's all hot tubs here

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Pools do exist but small window of use

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Kinda like motorcycles lol

tidal bronze
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lol

blazing musk
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lol our neighbor had one at the end of their driveway and they literally finally put up a fence this week after like 2 years of just hanging up a visqueen screen

gleaming crater
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A hot tub in the driveway??

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Sounds classy AF

blazing musk
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basically.

tidal bronze
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One of my dogs, in the pool at 8AM so get's used. Human use not so much.

blazing musk
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At least the cedar fencing looks decent now

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ah yes I love rebuilding after I deleted all of the artifacts

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9645/9653

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almost there...

gleaming crater
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Yeah I don't think I can get irrigation service here, they say "only one domestic water service is allowed per parcel" lol

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Basically it has to be a commerical setup to get the exemption

tidal bronze
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Hmmm.... you add a meter not for irrigation but for home split. They should be able to bill sewer charges only for home use meter.

gleaming crater
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Given my meter is out at the street that probably wouldn't be cheap lol

static schooner
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I asked about that here in SD and they said it wasn't really a thing

tidal bronze
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You don't have to touch the street meter.

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As long as you have a split between irrigation and home supply

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Add the second meter just before it enters the house distribution

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Most irrigation should be separate and before the pressure reg.

gleaming crater
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I got about 1 foot of pipe in my garage before the shutoff and PRV

tidal bronze
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So your irrigation split is before that?

blazing musk
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doesn't really exist here

gleaming crater
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Just thinking based on where you said it would need to exist

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And yeah they won’t come into your house to check a meter

blazing musk
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Most irrigation setups I know of in WA are from actual agricultural irrigation ditches in eastern WA

tidal bronze
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If you don't have irrigation splits after your reg, you can add the house meter just before the pressure reg. All depends on how it was done originally.

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I have seen some properties where they have some zones after the pressure reg. Stupid but it's there.

gleaming crater
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I’m sure Seattle would tell me they ain’t got time for 2 meters at one plot

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That aren’t at street level

tidal bronze
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You do it yourself. Just get the permitting done and checked. City won't do it for you.

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In LA it takes about 2 billing cycles for the 2nd meter to kick in

gleaming crater
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Do they have to come into your house to read the meter?

tidal bronze
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Nopes. They are RF as well.

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avergage cost here 400 to 800 depending on pipe work. Wirth every penny if you have a front/back/pool

blazing musk
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There is no provision in the SMC for residential submeters. Residential properties are billed sewer under the sewer max program in order to compensate for irrigation.

ocean oar
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"sewer max" sounds like the a really shitty (pun intended) upgrade over normal sewers

gleaming crater
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Lol kind of like hbo max

gleaming crater
potent geyser
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does anyone have a comprehensive how to guide to get started on 3d printing a case and mounting everything to stay in place, when coming from breadboard, esp32 c6/s3 with dupont wired sensors ?

gleaming crater
gleaming crater
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I’m sure you can find lots of existing designs on thingiverse and printable too

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And the easiest beginner app is tinkercad.com for modifying something

potent geyser
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nothing that's complete with what I'm looking for: co2 sensor, mmwave, and pir. But also with the guidance outlining how to mount everything cleanly and stably

gleaming crater
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Lol I’ve seen a lot of hot glue in this arena

blazing musk
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Brain surgery shall commence

blazing musk
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I've used so much to stop my 2 speakers from rattling

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I'll just say that the Parts Express "Passive Aggressive" are not the best beginner kits

umbral cliff
gleaming crater
blazing musk
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this was the first one about 10 months ago

blazing musk
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it's a CT clamp energy meter with room for 16 circuits and total service power

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you install it in your panel

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it comes by default with cloud-addled not great firmware that you have to access through their app but it's a pretty simple job to flash it with ESPHome

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et voila!

clear ferry
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that's pretty good compression

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did all lines say All work an no play makes Jack a dull boy over and over ?

blazing musk
prisma briar
dusky plank
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how high is your chip?

red rock
iron granite
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That chip has the high ground

primal laurel
solar zealot
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latest hardware
Bluetooth 4.1

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Not just the CPU is higher

clear ferry
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Pretty sure there is neither 2.4 or 5.0Ghz anywhere near that chip

primal laurel
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looks very AI generated

gleaming crater
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Man I’m bummed, my single most used kitchen appliance just died after 7 years

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Tho thanks to inflation a new multicooker is an eye watering tree fiddy

solar zealot
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multicooker
Does that mean it's reusable

gleaming crater
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Lol it’s one of those ninja combo units that’s an instant pot/pressure cooker and air fryer

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We use it a lot at my house

clever mortar
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Those are awesome, we've got one and it's used all the time

gleaming crater
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The new model has a combo lid, no more dial lids

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Dual*

clever mortar
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That's the one we got

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The main oven only gets used for pizza now

gleaming crater
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My old one was a workhorse for 7 years and the fam is already sad it died less than 24 hrs ago lol

gleaming crater
solar zealot
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I can only imagine how many mwh and american oven uses

gleaming crater
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They’re normally on a 240v circuit here

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Tho new construction doing more for inductive tops

solar zealot
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240v could be a reasonable 4kw or 15kw

gleaming crater
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No idea lol I don’t have that detailed of power monitoring

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And didn’t buy this oven it came with the house

solar zealot
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It cannot be safely removed from the grid I see

gleaming crater
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Wut

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I should install a power monitor already lol

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Right after I buy another ninja lol

static schooner
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I made the mistake of using the self-cleaning cycle once, where it heats to the temp of the sun for like 4 hours

gleaming crater
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Lol I’ve heard of ovens dying from using that too

static schooner
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And once you start, you can't stop it

solar zealot
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If cookies take half an hour at 200c then they will take 3 minutes on 2000c

gleaming crater
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Sound logic lol

solar zealot
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Maths™️

gleaming crater
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Let me just get 9 women to crank out a baby in a month

solar zealot
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hehe

clever mortar
gleaming crater
clever mortar
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Yes

gleaming crater
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It’s prob worth it lol

clever mortar
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We got the fully fancy one with all the toys, well worth it

gleaming crater
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Thank [insert diety here] they didn’t add WiFi yet lol

clever mortar
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I've used the probe every time we're cooking meat, and it always comes out awesome

gleaming crater
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I don’t need a Chinese cloud to cook my meat

clever mortar
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Hell, we used it to pressure cook a lump of beef that had been in the freezer for at least 5 years and that came out great

solar zealot
clever mortar
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Ah... but she worked the other way too... 200C for 20 was the same as 100C for 40...

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The number of times she served up half raw food...

solar zealot
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Oh no

clever mortar
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Thankfully once we clocked the problem it was solvable

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Mostly by not letting her cook 😄

clever mortar
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Discussions were had about how it doesn't work the way she thought, and while she didn't agree she did at least change ... for us anyway

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God only knows what she did when we weren't there

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Then again... she lived to 103

gleaming crater
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That’s like my grandma one time got out all her salad dressing for a dinner…. It was up to a decade old for some bottles

solar zealot
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In the past we had an oven with a broken dial. The hotter the oven got the more it turned up the heat

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Had to tape the dial in place

gleaming crater
solar zealot
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It's not a fuse it's alright
Surely

gleaming crater
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That’s like the dude on hackaday who automated a system to put log splits into a wood stove…. Nothing can possibly go wrong

solar zealot
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Isn't that just log rotation

gleaming crater
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Hehe

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Sigh time to fire almost $400 into the void to buy another appliance

solar zealot
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It's well invested money!

gleaming crater
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Will I have to pay capital gains taxes haha

solar zealot
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Maybe

static schooner
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For every new appliance you buy, you should also identify cabinet space for it to live out its days

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Especially if it doesn't get as much use as you think it will. I have stuff in the back of cabinets that I haven't seen in quite a long time

gleaming crater
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I have a dedicated side table for my ninja foodi lol

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And I'm a huge alton brown fan... death to unitaskers!

static schooner
gleaming crater
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I figure I used this thing an average of once a day for over 7 years lol

static schooner
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Me...too 🙂

gleaming crater
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I'm watching some one year later review on this new model and dude is like "we use it 3x a day for most our meals"

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Really all we use the oven for is things that won't fit into it lol

solar zealot
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If there is no space for new appliances old ones need to get sold

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Replaced a kitchen mixer with an ice cream machine

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Totally worth it

static schooner
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See, that's where I go wrong with pretty much everything

gleaming crater
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Ha the kitchenaid mixer is the only thing that doesn't have a perm spot in my kitchen

static schooner
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Too much work

solar zealot
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Now with inflation, used kitchen machines go for quite a lot used

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So there is not a lot of value loss

gleaming crater
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Thats extra true with cars

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I've known multiple people that sold a used car for not a loss

static schooner
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Cars cost you just to exist

gleaming crater
static schooner
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There's extra motivation to get rid of them

solar zealot
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Like people who vape

solar zealot
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This stuff needs to be more expensive than printer ink

gleaming crater
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Lol I don't see nearly as much people vaping like it used to be

blazing musk
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I want to get a Foodi but I haven't convinced my wife and I'd have to get rid of something for space

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I'd get rid of the classic slow cooker but again, that was originally hers

clever mortar
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Well, the right Foodi is also a slow cooker 😄

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We've used that mode to make some awesome curry

static schooner
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Sometimes the size or shape matters, depending on what you're trying to cook in it

gleaming crater
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I have to get the bigger 8qt one for my family

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But it’s a damn beast on the counter

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That’s why it gets its own side table in the kitchen lol

static schooner
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My instant pot is quite a bit smaller than my regular slow cooker

gleaming crater
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You could replace both tho

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With this thing

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I have a friend who loves his ninja cooker so much he travels with it

static schooner
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Doubles as a suitcase?

gleaming crater
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Lol if you’re packing a roast

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The biggest trouble I hear with trying to fit this ninja cooker is if you only have counter space with cabinets right above, opening the lid can get tricky

clever mortar
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Yeah, the lid is a little unwieldy - we just put it in a spot where there wasn't anything above it

gleaming crater
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There was a whole aftermarket industry for steam vent redirecting so people wouldn’t have to blast the underside of their cabinets lol

clear ferry
red rock
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is it still cooking at that point?

gleaming crater
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People tried shoving everything into microwaves at the time lol

clear ferry
gleaming crater
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Lol yeah you can only cook rubbery scrambled eggs in a microwave

clear ferry
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She did not remove the shell

gleaming crater
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Loooool so an egg bomb

clear ferry
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Yes

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Istr it was 4 eggs in there too

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And I was watching

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Closely

red rock
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Lovely

gleaming crater
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Ahaha did they all go at once

red rock
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Eggcelent

gleaming crater
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“Kaboom” “egg complete”

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For the record I’m blaming you Tinkerer for me getting the most deluxe model ninja instead of going for a cheaper older model

solar zealot
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This also works with cold butter

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Don't ask me how I know

gleaming crater
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Anything with water trapped

solar zealot
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It works wayyy too good

red rock
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and then he responds with the usual

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don't tag me sticker

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and leaves

gleaming crater
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I had the prior model for 7 years lol I know what I'm getting into

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I could get basically the same one I had for cheaper but they've done a bunch of improvements since

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I don't even @ tinkerer I know better lol

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The single lid instead of 2, the probe thermometer, the auto-release settings for pressure cooking.... for something I use all the time it's probably worth it heh

clever mortar
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Yeah, it's become the most used kitchen gadget in our house, well, after the kettle

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Even the wife went from not using that thing to a fan of it

gleaming crater
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It was basically an instant hit with my wife lol

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Like I can't imagine making carnitas without it, being able to sear, pressure cook and crisp in one pot was a gamechanger

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I just hope they didn't go and resize the pot dimensions on me, I have a ton of accessories for my current one.... speaking of which it's time to make jerky again

primal laurel
gleaming crater
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Is that a dirty shower curtain for a windshield?

red rock
blazing musk
gleaming crater
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It's different modes but it's still a one-pot recipe

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I like to sear the meat before pressure cooking to get a bit of that extra flavortown

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Then you gotta drain a bit of liquid after so you can broil a crisp on

blazing musk
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Yeah I figured you had to drain at some point

gleaming crater
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And take out the citrus lol

blazing musk
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I've done carnitas in the slow cooker before

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I cheat and use juice usually

gleaming crater
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Depends on what I have, citrus halves is pretty bomb.com

blazing musk
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Yeah I'm assuming better flavor having the peel in there

primal laurel
gleaming crater
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Looks middle east-ish

clear ferry
gleaming crater
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This tribble is a desk hog

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Would you belive this dog is only 8lbs lol

prisma briar
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20lbs wet

gleaming crater
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Ahahahaha

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I don't think we've ever actually gotten his skin wet, the fur is genuinely too thick

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You kinda just wash the dirty outer layers haha

prisma briar
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My dog has really short hair that's easy to get shampoo through

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She hates baths though

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Just sits in the corner cowering the whole time

gleaming crater
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My dogs just kinda tolerate it, but they're also small enough to bathe in the utlility sink lol

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Then they zoom around like you just gave em crack

prisma briar
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My shower has sliding glass doors on it so I bring my dog in there then trap her

blazing musk
gleaming crater
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Oh yeah that's hilarious when they scoot along on one side like a worm across the floor

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It helps if you dry out their ears right away

prisma briar
#

I use a sprayer on a hose for my dog, makes it easy to avoid their faces and ears that really annoy them

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If she has something on her head I'll wash it off with a wet towel

gleaming crater
#

Yeah my dogs will get ear infections if we don't dry out the ears right away... aka "frito ear"

#

If your dogs ears ever smell like corn chips take em to the vet lol

ocean oar
prisma briar
#

I just closed all my Firefox tabs and my power usage dropped by 30w

gleaming crater
ocean oar
gleaming crater
prisma briar
gleaming crater
#

That's like over a hundred dollars a year at what I pay for power

prisma briar
#

Same here

gleaming crater
#

That would be an awesome app, something that shows your power bill costs per app

#

Opens chrome and the meter starts spinning

prisma briar
#

I've got my PC, a stereo, my laptop, two switches (one is PoE), two PoE cameras, and a PoE AP sitting in about 250w now.

#

And my two servers, two modems, and a switch that are my 'homelab' are pulling about 200w

#

I was at like 800w for the same functionality before I replaced my servers and started setting unused computers to sleep

gleaming crater
#

For some equipment the power costs alone would justify buying newer hardware

primal laurel
#

* buys intel *

gleaming crater
#

I mean what you can get out of a low power system is pretty impressive these days

primal laurel
#

software has gotten impressively bad

#

hardware has improved a lot

ocean oar
#

Even just components. Was talking to someone about HBAs, if you look at the Broadcom 8e ones, taking the "typical" power figures, the 9300 uses 14.5W, the 9400 9.5W and the 9500 6.5W.
Not worth the cost of the upgrade unless you find a fell-off-the-back-of-a-truck special on the newer card, but 8W is 70kWh / year running 24/7.

gleaming crater
#

That's like 8 dollars a year!

ocean oar
#

NICs are similar. You can track the reduced size of the heatsinks over the years to see how the power consumption is going

gleaming crater
#

lol

primal laurel
#

you can all buy ASML stocks to support the effort lol

prisma briar
#

And I just shut down a third computer that was constantly pulling about 300w and moved what it was doing to the 5700g's

gleaming crater
#

I should replace my older xeon servers heh

blazing musk
#

There's a reason I'm using a NUC as a home server

#

though an ARM machine might be nice for absolute low power use. The only heavy loads it really sees are Plex encoding and PhotoPrism

prisma briar
primal laurel
#

I have one ds918plus which runs everything. Consumes about 20-30W

blazing musk
#

I have some loads I'd rather not run on a NAS but if it works for you...

gleaming crater
#

12 cores and 64gb ram

ocean oar
#

Oof. That was not a good generation for power use

blazing musk
#

I'm contemplating an mATX or mITX 1-2u server that I custom build for my next machine when I need to upgrade.

#

shorty, since my rack isn't a full depth rackmount

gleaming crater
gleaming crater
#

I bought one off newegg and they honestly tried to ship a copy of pfsense pre-installed like anyone would be dumb enough to use it

ocean oar
#

Have one of the older Xeon D-21xx models

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Putting the board "backwards" in the case so the power is on the back and the IO on the rack face makes it nice and easy to mount in small racks alongside switches

gleaming crater
#

I mean if someone put all the ports not on the face of a rack mount item I'd be like 'wat'

blazing musk
# primal laurel like?

Said video/photo encoding loads and local compilation (e.g. if I use ESPHome add-on directly)

blazing musk
ocean oar
gleaming crater
#

If it comes pre-installed it's probably been compromised

#

You can run it fine without a license tho IDK what the issue is, and the better IDS rules aren't that much

blazing musk
gleaming crater
#

Sounds like a nas formfactor lol

blazing musk
#

yes but more power so it can double as both

gleaming crater
#

Rare to get mini servers with that setup that isn't built to be a nas

#

Just get one with non-arm to have some horsepower

blazing musk
#

my NUC is an ad-hoc NAS as well running Samba

primal laurel
gleaming crater
#

Slow esphome compiling was what drove me off a Pi for HA in the first place lol

#

But I was also developing a new UDP protocol stack for it at the time

blazing musk
#

on my NUC

tidal bronze
#

+1 for PhotoPrism

glacial knot
#

photoprism +1

tidal bronze
#

Running on a NUC as well.

#

All devices running Syno Photo Backup to NAS and Photo Prism to Index.

gleaming crater
#

Never heard of it but sounds interesting

tidal bronze
#

Best photo index, yet

gleaming crater
#

The one that the iphone runs onboard is surprisingly good but I don't have a mac to view it anywhere else

tidal bronze
#

Was searching for a way to unify ios and android photos /videos and making it seachable. What a breeze

glacial knot
#

I'll have to look into syno I guess
I use syncthing to sync into the injest directory and then just backup photoprisms data dir

tidal bronze
#

Big Syno fan. Been running for long time. Active Backup for ESXI simply amazing

glacial knot
#

oh, syno like synology? so it's something that integrates with the NAS?

gleaming crater
#

Synology is pretty awesome in my book

#

When I was shopping for office365 backup solutions its really hard to beat one of their boxes

#

Everything else comes with per/user/month license costs where synology is like 'nahh just buy our box'

#

They do nickel-and-dime people on surveillance station camera licenses, but who cares when frigate exists?

tidal bronze
#

Finally turned off SS. Frigate is good to go

gleaming crater
#

Frigate is bestgate

tidal bronze
#

Not perfect but yeah

gleaming crater
#

It's so heavily developed it'll catch up soon I bet

tidal bronze
#

One day I might be able to decommission my NVR

gleaming crater
#

given you can restream off it to frigate it's kinda like why not have the extra layer

tidal bronze
#

I do run another Standalone NVR

ocean oar
#

What would be fantastic is if all of the big commercial-grade NVR apps didn't have to run on Windows.

#

Pretty sure if they got rid of the grotesque baggage that is NTFS and (usually) SQL Server Express, they'd run a lot better

gleaming crater
#

Lol I tried x-protect once and was like noooope

tidal bronze
#

HiK not windows

gleaming crater
#

Lol are they commercial really?

tidal bronze
#

Vegas runs on hik

ocean oar
#

We use XProtect at work. It's... acceptable.

gleaming crater
#

It's prob the cheapest of the good camera gear

#

HiK does have some great sensors

ocean oar
#

There are definitely things I hate about XProtect, but it seems to cope with ~140 cameras and a third of a petabyte of disk space just fine.

winter aspen
#

Hello

gleaming crater
primal laurel
#

Now I'm done with them

gleaming crater
#

wat

primal laurel
#

Yes

gleaming crater
#

The only usb plugged into mine is a UPS lol

primal laurel
#

I got DSMR, coral, Bluetooth and zigbee in mine

gleaming crater
#

Looks like you can turn it back on tho

primal laurel
#

With a bunch of Linux hacks

red rock
gleaming crater
#

That doesn't look too hacky to me

#

Its just enabling things manually

primal laurel
#

It shouldn't be necessary in the first place

#

That looks very hacky btw

gleaming crater
#

That's kinda the one thing about synology, they very much like to keep people in a controlled space

#

I'd call them the apple of NAS lol

winter aspen
#

How are you

primal laurel
#

Absolutely rustles my jimmies

primal laurel
#

Wanted to throw the thing out of the window when they launched DSM 7 but it's too expensive

#

And dsm 6 works fine

gleaming crater
#

Regressive changes like that do suck, but the fact that it's reversable if you're willing to just install the linux kernel drivers yourself

#

At least they don't lock you out of it entirely lol

gleaming crater
#

And doing some modprobe and kenel driver loading is about as much hackerman as opening a shell in my book

primal laurel
#

I definitely don't agree with that

#

That guide also gives like 7 devices that are supported

#

What about the others

gleaming crater
#

Eh just gotta compile em

#

lol

ocean oar
#

All I want is a 24×2.5" JBOD that's under 400mm deep, so I can PCIe passthrough an HBA to a VM and make a NAS that way.
There are a couple on the market, but all absolutely impossible to get your hands on.

ocean oar
#

Colleague and I found who is supposed to be the NZ distributor, and they were like "lol nope, minimum order quantity is 50"

primal laurel
tidal bronze
gleaming crater
#

I mean I've been using linux for like 28 years at this point so maybe my comfort level isn't average

ocean oar
blazing musk
#

Yeah I'd put compiling drivers a couple steps above most users. For most people using a package manager is enough.

blazing musk
#

My NUC was a developer sample from an old job

primal laurel
gleaming crater
#

I'm sure they just didn't wanna support rando usb devices

primal laurel
#

Security ofcourse

#

Dead horse

gleaming crater
#

Lol

#

Given how much access you can get via usb it's kind of a gaping security hole in general, but they're not even disabling them entirely when some stuff still works lol

ocean oar
primal laurel
#

Amen

tidal bronze
#

How can a NAS be complicated ? Plug and forget.

ocean oar
#

Oh maybe I mistook your meaning. I thought you were suggesting multiple devices

tidal bronze
#

Of course. I run 2 syno at home and 2 remotely all synced.

gleaming crater
primal laurel
prisma briar
#

I never got the point of a NAS-centric distro when you can just install linux and set up redundancy/shares

#

All that stuff just sounds like extra noise to need to learn

gleaming crater
#

Most of the NAS hardware is very much adding a strong gui layer on top for people who have no clue lol

#

Synology has implemented a complete windowing desktop gui in html5, it's very much trying to be idiot-proof

prisma briar
#

That sounds infuriating to use, lol

gleaming crater
#

For my use case it was by far the most economical backup solution for office 365

prisma briar
#

How tf do you make disk redundancy and network shares complex enough to need to implement an HTML 5 windowing system?

gleaming crater
#

Dude these things have tons of apps you can install

#

And it's all it's own little walled garden lol

#

That's why I'm like synology is trying to be the Apple of the NAS world

prisma briar
#

Eww.

gleaming crater
#

Anything remotely consumer-facing seems to end up like this for a NAS

primal laurel
#

If this thing ever breaks down I'll come here for suggestions

gleaming crater
#

I was always a fan of freenas/truenas

red rock
gleaming crater
#

Datadog made my eyes water with the quote I got at my last place

#

I was like you want how much again for logging?

ocean oar
#

Splunk has entered the chat

gleaming crater
#

Lol

red rock
clear ferry
gleaming crater
#

I haven't run it in many years now myself

solemn echo
#

If you think Splunk is expensive you're not using it enough to drive value. I helped find 1.5mil in savings using Splunk once.

clear ferry
#

I installed a 16PB storage box for splunk a while back

#

That was interesting

gleaming crater
#

My old one didn't have that mode

solemn echo
#

As the code owner of Tessie I figured this was appropriate

gleaming crater
#

I think for me the biggest deterrent to getting an electric car is how much more insurance and repair costs seem to be for them

primal laurel
#

I think EV's cheaper to maintain than ICE's

gleaming crater
#

Oh for sure, they always win on maintenance

#

But insurance premiums can be much higher, due to how much repairs cost after an accident for these cars

#

Tesla tried to do their own insurance to avoid people walking away from deals after getting insurance quotes, but it sounds like it's the worst run insurance around

primal laurel
#

didnt know that

#

dutch source says its 16% extra here, about 150 EUR / year. Not terrible

gleaming crater
#

I know rates can be highly variable based on area here in the states

#

After thinking I was going to die multiple times in the back seat of an uber in boston I can understand why

primal laurel
#

Funny thing is I've had a license since my 18th yet I've never owned a car because I didn't need one. Unfortunately that will also affect the insurance premium when I do need one

gleaming crater
#

Oh sure stay with a carrier long enough it's pretty hard to find another one cheaper

earnest tiger
gleaming crater
#

I'm sure some beancounter has quantified the risk based on starting age of first policy

gleaming crater
#

People build better muscle memory when they're young too

primal laurel
#

oh I've driven plenty

gleaming crater
#

Ahh just not on your own dime lol

primal laurel
#

mostly work, rentals, family cars

gleaming crater
#

Over here they used to classify insurance risk with credit scores before it was outlawed lol

#

"Poor? you must drive crappy pay us"

#

At least my state outlawed it, I think other states still do that

primal laurel
#

we don't have a credit score

earnest tiger
gleaming crater
earnest tiger
#

also: I should really look into that, I have over 10 years of non accidents

#

and I'm still paying the same as 5 years ago

gleaming crater
#

Over here the cheapest carrier is highly regional, sometimes a carrier will just overprice their stuff because they don't want to deal with a region

earnest tiger
gleaming crater
#

When I was insurance shopping last I got quotes ranging from 120 to 500/mo it was nuts

primal laurel
#

last time I checked I wanted to take over my mom's cheap car, insurance was like 150/month. Rather yeet the thing into a river

#

kidding, we sold it to a friend of mine

earnest tiger
#

yeah, specially the first 3 years seem to be pretty expensive :S

gleaming crater
#

It's just a way to retain the least expensive customers

#

People going years accident free just basically dumping money into a pit to stay legal in the event some dumbass hits us

#

In Texas you can put like a 20 or 25k bond down and be self-insured

#

Which lol these days won't cover shit

#

I wonder if it's gone up now

primal laurel
#

it's part of culture here to over insure for everything

#

in fact I think we're the nr 1 in the world

gleaming crater
#

Sounds like a very risk averse culture lol

primal laurel
#

I think the opposite

#

just for peace of mind

#

atleast that's what people say

gleaming crater
#

I think in my state it's something like 1 in 5 cars on the road don't have insurance

static schooner
#

I thought that you couldn't drop all of it in most places

#

you can decide not to have collision, but you have to have liability in case you cause an accident

blazing musk
primal laurel
#

here you are required to be insured by law

blazing musk
#

same here

#

doesn't stop people

gleaming crater
#

Oh yeah it's the law, some people just risk the $600 ticket

static schooner
#

you can be on your own fixing your own car, but you have to be able to pay for the other guy

blazing musk
#

Thankfully my insurance has a lower deductible for uninsured motorist protection

primal laurel
#

but our law is veeeeeeeery pro cyclist/pedestrian so it would be very stupid to not get insured as a driver

blazing musk
#

But the guy's insurance was like "well he had a policy in the past..."

gleaming crater
#

Woo I'm in a top 5 state!

blazing musk
primal laurel
#

agreed

blazing musk
#

Thankfully my worst bicycle accident was getting doored and it was while I was a teen with just a heavy full suspension bike

#

so I think I did more damage to their door

gleaming crater
#

In my state, if a pedestrian is not in a marked crosswalk they effectively have no legal protection if hit by a car

#

Or if they were crossing against the signal of a controlled crosswalk

primal laurel
#

but here the cyclist doesn't even have to prove the driver is guilty if they get hit, the driver is always guilty unless they can prove otherwise. That's quite something lol

gleaming crater
#

Damn dashcams must be popular there

blazing musk
#

Jaywalking, an example of a very effective US automotive propaganda campaign

primal laurel
#

not really

#

because drivers are also cyclists, they know how it feels

earnest tiger
#

I drive to work every day of the week, but I'm also 6 days a week on my bike haha

prisma briar
#

Must be nice to live in a flat area where bikes make sense

primal laurel
#

I hear that all the time, yet there are many cities in the US which are very flat but also don't have bikes

#

so it's a dumb argument

#

besides an electric bike will get you over any hill

earnest tiger
#

I also lived in chili for 17 years and rode a lot of bycicle there as well 🙂 flatness is not an issue

prisma briar
#

Lol, having a ton of hills definitely does matter

gleaming crater
#

In seattle I swear it's only eletric bikes here, the hills are brutal

prisma briar
#

Unless you're a professional cyclist the hills here would kick your ass. I'm in the middle of a mountain range.

blazing musk
#

I don't mind the hills so much; it's the eastside choke points that suck here that force you to join traffic.

red rock
#

Now I have muscle ache

blazing musk
#

Also Bellevue, where Kemper Freeman is the bane of any non-car's existence (unless you're in his mall, then he loves pedestrians)

gleaming crater
#

Bellevue hates people not in luxury SUVs

primal laurel
gleaming crater
#

Do they have power limits over there? Washgington has dumb e-blke limits that everyone breaks

prisma briar
#

I'd just get a motorcycle at that point

blazing musk
primal laurel
earnest tiger
#

or limited to 25kph

#

not sure, not an owner of an electric bike so haven't informed myself very well about it

primal laurel
#

yeah 25 or 30 is the max

#

on my dad's bike

prisma briar
primal laurel
#

yeah exactly it's infrastructure

#

first built the infrastructure, then they will show up

prisma briar
#

idk about where I am now but Denver had an abnormally large problem with bicycle theft.

gleaming crater
#

Here they built the bike lanes but then don't clean the leaves out of them lol

prisma briar
#

They built bike lanes here and do stupid shit like leave construction signs and police speed radars in them all the time

#

They left one of the police radars in a turn lane a few months ago, somebody smashed into it

#

It was all mangled on the sidewalk one day

gleaming crater
#

It blew my mind when I saw the bike-only freeways in belgium

primal laurel
#

my hometown has bicycle paths paths crossing the suburbs almost entirely separate from the normal roads

prisma briar
#

Whenever the city needs to do maintenance on anything they treat the bike lanes as free parking

primal laurel
#

in the morning it's a school highway lol

gleaming crater
#

I remember my first time in belgium the host was like do NOT stand in the bike lane you do NOT have the right of way

prisma briar
#

The bike lanes don't actually extend to most areas of the city so you're in normal traffic for most of your journey to go basically anywhere

primal laurel
#

city I live in now has a bicycle lane going through the parks north to the high tech campus, also nice to cycle there going to work

earnest tiger
prisma briar
#

Jeez, my area's density is 2,451.2 people per sq mile, rotterdam's (random choice) is 7,760 people per sq mile

earnest tiger
prisma briar
#

I'm in the second most populated city in my state

prisma briar
#

My city has 72% of the popluation of Rotterdam

gleaming crater
#

Damn seattle is 8444 people per sq mile

primal laurel
gleaming crater
#

that can't be real can it

primal laurel
#

part of the road I took to school every day for many years

prisma briar
#

In a way that doesn't exist in Europe

#

It's also really hilly because I'm in the middle of the Rocky Mountains

static schooner
gleaming crater
#

Yeah spread out is an infrastructure killer

umbral cliff
primal laurel
#

depends how it happened I guess?

static schooner
static schooner
#

if the bike had the right of way and a car just happened to drive in front of it...

prisma briar
#

My brother hit the side of a car because they pulled out of their driveway into the bike lane once

#

Bent the forks on his bike

gleaming crater
#

Bikes hitting cars at fault seems like a 1 in 100 kinda circumstance

primal laurel
gleaming crater
#

No way it's not predominantly a car fault situation

prisma briar
#

Maybe if a bike scraped against the side of a car while trying to pass it

blazing musk
gleaming crater
#

Zoning laws racist? clutches pearls

static schooner
#

"mixed use" is generally part of gentrification

umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

Everything old in America is built on a foundation of racism because that was America for half it's existence.

umbral cliff
#

Yet another story, friend was cycling, hit by a car going fast out of a driveway
Insurance ruled it was the cyclists fault for being there (same insurance company somehow)

prisma briar
#

HOAs? Originally designed to discriminate what races could live in a neighborhood.

gleaming crater
blazing musk
#

The landlord across the street literally admitted to me that he raised the credit score requirement when new tenants were applying to keep the "east Indians" out.

#

It's not gone

prisma briar
#

I'd report him

blazing musk
#

I have, at least

umbral cliff
gleaming crater
blazing musk
#

Landlords like to do background checks when you apply for tenancy somewhere

#

Commercial and individual.

#

That includes credit score.

gleaming crater
prisma briar
#

I don't think I ever had to provide a credit report when renting

gleaming crater
#

Zillow has a whole thing for renters to pay for their own background check to apply for multiple rentals

blazing musk
#

Nah you just fill out a form and it has fine print that it might include things like your credit score.

prisma briar
#

Had never used credit for my first apartment, moved in with people who already had an apartment for my second, and the house I rented only cared about my income and job history

blazing musk
#

And it's not necessarily all

primal laurel
#

credit score sounds like some black mirror shit to me

prisma briar
#

idk, every time I've been asked to do a credit score it's been a wholly separate form. I don't think they're allowed to bury that one on another form.

#

In my experience credit scores are a joke

umbral cliff
umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

I could get my score to be any number from 400 to 750 in like three months

gleaming crater
#

Your credit score goes down for paying off your car loan

blazing musk
#

Which makes it super funny when we get hysterical news reports or opinion pieces on their social score

gleaming crater
#

Having debt is the only way to 'build credit'

#

It's like 'consume or die' but with interest rates that punish the poor

blazing musk
#

It's mostly about how good you are at making money for lenders through interest

umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

Some utilities report to credit and your landlord can report your rent to credit too, but most don't.

#

850 is the max credit score

gleaming crater
#

Credit reports are fucked when you get a divorce too, I was getting calls about my ex's shenigans for years

earnest tiger
# gleaming crater Having debt is the only way to 'build credit'

ahha I can remember in Chili some relative wanted to buy a house, but she had no debt so the bank wouldn't give her a loan.. she had to apply for a small debt somewhere for a few months, pay that off in order for her to get taken seriously by the bank xD

static schooner
prisma briar
#

That bit between 750 and 850 requires actively good history but you can get to 750 with a couple credit cards and six months.

#

And not having a ton of unpaid/late debt

umbral cliff
#

Only time a bank cares is if you regularly aren't paying debt off
Otherwise they don't care what your credit score is

Most loans here are done on the basis of what your income is, and thus what you could foreseeably repay

primal laurel
#

dont even use my credit card unless for very specific things

prisma briar
#

I use my credit card for everything then pay it off monthly

#

reward points can be as much as 6% off on some purchases

#

Generally more like 2% though

umbral cliff
#

I use my credit card for everything because I like my frequent flyer points I earn lol
Makes travel cheap

primal laurel
#

most people here will be like "credit card fee is way too high, I'll just use my debit card"

prisma briar
#

I just get cash back. I get 5% from Amazon purchases, 3% for gas, 2% for everything else, and my CC sometimes randomly rotates a category in to be 6% for a week or two.

prisma briar
#

My CC rewards more than pay for my CC fee, lol

earnest tiger
gleaming crater
#

NYT did a thing about how those CC reward programs are basically paid for by poor people

prisma briar
#

You don't have to, it's not like paying a month's of interest is the end of the world

gleaming crater
umbral cliff
#

One of my credit cards is free (no annual fee)
The other is $350 but I get 1 free return flight with it, and that is about $350 from my city anyway

primal laurel
umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

All of my CCs are less than $20/year

#

I have three because they get reward points on different things

umbral cliff
umbral cliff
earnest tiger
prisma briar
#

Tap pay is nice.

#

Forgot my wallet a few days ago but still had my phone, was still able to buy groceries.

umbral cliff
prisma briar
umbral cliff
primal laurel
prisma briar
#

I still pay for some transactions with cash because banks suck and the people I lease rooms to pay me in cash so I still deal with cash pretty regularly

umbral cliff
primal laurel
#

what's tap?

prisma briar
#

contactless payment

earnest tiger
#

what we call contactless payment indeed 🙂

prisma briar
#

PayPass/payWave

primal laurel
#

like NFC?

umbral cliff
#

Its got about 1000 names across the world lol

gleaming crater
#

America just adopts eu payment methods years after the fact

umbral cliff
gleaming crater
#

They had chip and pin way before us

prisma briar
#

Yea, NFC powers a little processor on the card that does crypto verification

primal laurel
#

yeah that's nice

static schooner
umbral cliff
#

Aus went mandatory chip & pin for domestic cards around 2010
Paywave around the same time too

gleaming crater
#

For years it was trivial to clone a CC magstripe and they only compared to the signature on the back of the card you had with you lol

umbral cliff
umbral cliff
#

But the advantage is not having to insert it and wait for it to think

prisma briar
#

Meaning there's no stupid chip contacts to die every 3 months

static schooner
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yes, I get it :). I usually have to get close enough that I just tap it

umbral cliff
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I usually slap the card on the machine, wait for the beep, move on

gleaming crater
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I love tap to pay on my watch it's so quick and effortless

prisma briar
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I can't stand wearing my smart watch

earnest tiger
prisma briar
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Everything about it is so uncomfortable

primal laurel
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went to australia as a kid, I just remember the insane distances we travelled without seeing anything haha

prisma briar
umbral cliff
gleaming crater
earnest tiger
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which sucked big time because in order to transfer money to my wife, guess what I needed a code for... my card!

prisma briar
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Then they started making cards a little thicker and they quit breaking all the time

gleaming crater
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Now every credit card has gone metal and you cant even destroy it when it's done without equipment lol

umbral cliff
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We still have plastic cards here
Never had a card die before it expired

prisma briar
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And I also wanted to wear it while sleeping for sleep tracking but that was wildly uncomfortable

primal laurel
prisma briar
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I've never wore a watch for more than a few hours before so I might just not be used to watches

gleaming crater
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Ahh I wore a watch 24/7 as a kid for years lol

umbral cliff
gleaming crater
prisma briar
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I've never been fond of having things around my wrists. Bracelets, watches, concert markers

gleaming crater
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Lol

primal laurel
static schooner
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handcuffs

umbral cliff
static schooner
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unless fuzzy

prisma briar
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I have a leather band on my watch right now

gleaming crater
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Those don't breathe enough for my sweaty self

prisma briar
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The silicone one it came with kept rubbing on my wrists weird

primal laurel
prisma briar
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My wrists would be red every time I used it

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I should sell that watch

gleaming crater
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Lol

prisma briar
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Lol, nevermind. Those don't hold value at all apparently

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Glad I didn't pay for mine, lol

gleaming crater
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Turn it into the worlds most overpriced keychain

prisma briar
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Mount it on the wall as a smarthome light switch

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Hmm

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That might not actually suck

gleaming crater
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Hang it around your neck as a tiny clock so you can pretend to be Flavor Flav

prisma briar
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It's got a web browser on it

static schooner
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I haven't seen a pocketsmartwatch

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you could be the first

gleaming crater
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I'm sure they sell a lanyard type holder that would make it a pocketwatch

prisma briar
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Just upside down

gleaming crater
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Print a dock that turns it into a tiny flipphone?

prisma briar
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I was considering putting an app on it so I could track it and clipping it to my dog's collar

gleaming crater
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It's already basically an overpriced airtag

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Same tech

prisma briar
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Work pays for my cell phone bill so it's still got an active cell plan, lol

gleaming crater
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lolwat

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Hang on let me charge your collar every day

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That wouldn't get old fast

static schooner
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Hold really still...

gleaming crater
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Just lay on this giant Qi dogbed

prisma briar
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I'd probably only use it if I wanted to take her out in the woods or something

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And have her off leash

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For normal walks around the neighborhood I'd need to keep her leashed

gleaming crater
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Use the walkietalkie app to make people think she can talk

prisma briar
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SQUIRREL

gleaming crater
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Ahahaha exactly

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You could maybe have custom alert sounds with HA?

prisma briar
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I never used the HA app on it after the first time

#

It was not a great experience

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"There's no dashboard for Android Wear so here's a giant list of all your entities"

gleaming crater
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I tried going ham with mine at one point, publishing a list of actions that have actionable call-and-response to drill down

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The only button I use is the one to play/pause the tv lol

prisma briar
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I like my TV remote for controlling my TV

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I've got one of the LG Magic remotes, I have it set up to work as a keyboard/mouse for my PC too

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And some of the buttons on it remapped to control lights in the room

gleaming crater
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I have now what is worth it's weight in gold, a harmony remote

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My wife was mindfucked when I was able to make buttons on it control the blinds from my phone

prisma briar
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I have two Harmony 900's and a harmony 300

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Don't use any of them anymore though

gleaming crater
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People will pay good money for those now

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Since they're discontinued

prisma briar
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I'd rather just keep them

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I did use them for a long time and I might move back if I ever replace this LG with another brand

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Then added support for a proxy app that runs on LG TVs and sends the magic remote state too

gleaming crater
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I just use the emulated hue to get commands back from the remote to do stuff

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It just has to be part of the 'scene' so you can send it commands

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wait emulated roku lol

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Wrong emulated service lol

prisma briar
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lol, I was wondering

gleaming crater
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It does detect hue and lifx tho

prisma briar
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My remote has a gyroscope in it that controls a cursor on the screen that makes it great to use as a PC mouse

gleaming crater
prisma briar
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Not my video but that's the same remote/mouse cursor setup

gleaming crater
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I need to jailbreak my LG lol

prisma briar
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I also added a T9 keyboard to mine so I can type using the number buttons on mine

gleaming crater
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I have an OLED I haven't let on the internet in years

prisma briar
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afaik all firmwares are currently jailbreakable, but some require you to disassemble the screen

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to flash an eeprom

gleaming crater
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Ahahah gross

prisma briar
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If you haven't updated the software on it in years you can probably still use https://rootmy.tv/

RootMy.TV - Slide to root your LG webOS TV and install the webOS Homebrew Channel

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That's how I rooted mine

gleaming crater
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I need to think up some firewall rules first, last time it touched the internet it was trying to make me agree to some new terms and I was like noooooope

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It didn't ask when I power cycled it without internet again

prisma briar
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You can deny most of the terms it wants you to agree to

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For things like voice assistant and content recognition

gleaming crater
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Yeah but I'm sure it'll upgrade the firmware next

prisma briar
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They prompt before upgrading

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By default

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Check it's set to that while it's offline I guess

gleaming crater
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Maybe I can just allow that one site

prisma briar
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Every once in a while the hack won't fire on mine and it boots up stock and tries upgrading, it always prompts first.

gleaming crater
prisma briar
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And from what I've heard none of the upgrades have affected previously rooted devices, just closed off exploits

gleaming crater
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I would keep mine off the internet still, it's only online for state-related automations

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Or at least block anything LG

prisma briar
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My livingroom PC turns on/off with the state of my TV, and my TV has outbound access because I use the built-in streaming apps

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But it's restricted in such a way that other wireless clients can't reach out to it at all so basically the only things that can hit it locally are HA and my desktop

gleaming crater
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I'd consider it for hyperion

prisma briar
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I have an IoT SSID that has client isolation turned on/is on it's own vlan

gleaming crater
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same, just my tv is in the network without internet bucket lol

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I don't use any streaming services my tv supports anyways lol

prisma briar
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HA and my TV are the only hosts in my IoT network that have internet access

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HA just so I can run updates

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I guess I use the weather widget too

tidal bronze
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@forest edge how's that cold front in the Midwest?

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Want some of this 67?

gleaming crater
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So for the other 11 months is it a burning hellscape? Lol

tidal bronze
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83 max. Go ahead drool

prisma briar
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Quit taking photos while driving

tidal bronze
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Was not driving

prisma briar
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uh-huh

tidal bronze
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You can see in the HUD I was not lol

prisma briar
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All I see is a road from the perspective of the driver's seat

tidal bronze
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2 green hands were holding the steering while I was taking the picture.

static schooner
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ate too much kelp, turned hands green?

tidal bronze
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Yep exactly

prisma briar
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I assume he was wearing green pants and driving with his knees while he took the photo

tidal bronze
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I am texting most of the time IF I am driving anyway. I rarely drive even though I am in the seat.

prisma briar
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Isn't driving while texting like a 10 year sentence down there?

tidal bronze
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While driving, yes. But I don't 🤣

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Hit the button and text away.