the-water-cooler

[steel crag]

just a guy with a 20ft storage trailer and a subaru habit

actually I need to work on 2 of them

but this pesky thing called work gets in the way

[tidal bronze]

I would come by just for king coconuts

[steel crag]

well my other house is a flight away LOL

[tidal bronze]

Man I am hungry.

[steel crag]

I just at a large bag of kettle chips

so now I'm thirsty

[last cedar]

I will check this out, but the info looks very familiar, I think this is what I used without sucess

[umbral cliff]

Yeah can't say I've tried it. Don't need anything sending urgent notifications at the moment

But should try at some point

[last cedar]

Do we call you quadflight, is hungry an alias or use that instead?

[tidal bronze]

Call? Let's meet for a meal. Talk is cheap

[last cedar]

I have a camera detecting raccoons, it is as important as the nuclear and wildfire warnings

Water leak, also planning on using it for doorbell, fire alarm (but that is a seperate redundant system) etc

[tidal bronze]

Making some garlic confit 😋

[last cedar]

I am glad you didn't say "meat" for a meal, Sonoma probably would expect me to be the meal

[last cedar]

That sounds great, but I will honestly eat whatever is left over when you are done.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905530832448524318/1142019953713754233/Snapchat-138764215.jpg

[tidal bronze]

Backyard cherry tomatoes in the mix.

[last cedar]

Applebee's Quadflight?

Never tried bees before

Mmmmm

That does look tasty

[tidal bronze]

They left LA. Haven't had in like 20 years. You gotta be gluten free, low carb, keto friendly to survive here 😆

[last cedar]

Understood 🤣

[forest edge]

partially explains the mass exodus

[subtle pasture]

Wow, thanks Amazon...

They shipped this CO2 sensor in an envelope, and it got crushed...

Already tested it, it's completely dead

[tidal bronze]

So now it's reading O2?

[tidal bronze]

You just wait....

[steel crag]

it's a one time use pressure sensor

[forest edge]

that cannot be right. that is a suburb house not worth no 1.2 mil

thats like a 300k home here

[steel crag]

well that's like a 3-5 million dollar house here, but it would be built with concrete not sheetrock

[static schooner]

7000sq ft is quite a house

[steel crag]

exactly, and if it's on what I consider sufficient land space....

[static schooner]

And yeah, I'd say 3-5+ in socal

[forest edge]

google map that address

[steel crag]

my house is .... I think 1900sqft

[forest edge]

that is no 1+ mil house

[steel crag]

google mapping the address would mean nothing to me

there's basically no property you can buy for under 100K here without a house on it

[forest edge]

i was directing that to those with real internet, not sweet sod can with coat hanger

[steel crag]

I can google just fine, I'm on 150mbit LTE

remember, I upgraded the pigeons to nitrous oxide

the house im in now, property was worth 60K empty when we got it, now the land alone is worth 150K

a house about 9 houses from me sold a few years ago for $350,000 when it only cost them $180,000 to buy

inflation is a bitch

[forest edge]

fine with inflation it might be 400k house

[red rock]

I love Indian parties

[forest edge]

mil+ houses here are usually actual mansions

sitting on like 100+ acres

pisses me off that houses are being listed for that. i'm literally in the process of having my second house built and because of all this inflation bs i'll probably end up spending like 2-3 mil

[steel crag]

you can have a million dollar house here and still not be a mansion

[forest edge]

cost of living is diffrent

thats acceptable and understandable

[steel crag]

I know a place that cost over $60,000,000 and sits on less land that I own

[forest edge]

cost of living here dosen't justify the house price period

[steel crag]

but it's like 14 bedrooms, 20 bath rooms with servants quarters etc

[winged obsidian]

They actually charge money for land in Missouri?

[steel crag]

well considering for the price of that house in Missouri you could get permanent residency and a house in The Bahamas, I'd say 'not worth'

[static schooner]

Probably not a single palm tree

I'll bet there are pigeons, though.

[steel crag]

bro

everyone else in this country has great internet

I'm just poor rn

well, don't have money

we sit on 3 really big fiber rings LOL

ARCOS-1, Global crossing, BAHANET, Caribbean Crossings

wait, that's 4 big rings my bad

we've had telegraph since 1892

shrugs

that's a simple map the lines in blue are owned by our government LOL

[tidal bronze]

Nothing justifies living there

[forest edge]

fish people can't live land locked so I understand your concern

[tidal bronze]

I had to watch 1923 to really understand what middle earth is like. Months and months of just land.

[forest edge]

we call it serenity

[tidal bronze]

So how many days to the nearest regional airport?

[forest edge]

they just did or still working on the KCI. suppose to be all fancy now or something

not been there yet tho

[tidal bronze]

Why did they spend money on the "I" for 17 people?

There goes my tax money.

[steel crag]

oh good, I like this show.

[forest edge]

think all the californians moving here forked the bill, parting gift from your goverment or something since you all don't mind throwing it away lol

[steel crag]

I'm glad I just got another drink too, so I can watch this.

[tidal bronze]

Net 24 people. You gotta get all the cow people to stay back, you know.

This fall, I am going to transit via KC, spend a couple of days. Let's see what it has to offer.

[forest edge]

sure you'll do what all the other yuppies do, only see a small fraction of it lol

[tidal bronze]

House prices are cheap but no one is renting. 🤔

[forest edge]

keep telling you, everyone keeps moving ehere

I see posts all the time of people looking for available houses

[tidal bronze]

3 rentals? Really?

And you say they are coming in droves?🤣

[forest edge]

people don't move to within city limits

if you wanted the "city life" you go to NY, not missouri lol

[tidal bronze]

So in other words the people that are moving can't afford "Kansas City Prices " oh ok. Gotcha!

Now its starting to make more sense.

[forest edge]

after paying cali taxes.. do you blame them for being broke? lol

[tidal bronze]

If you are broke paying any tax the problem is not with the tax.

[forest edge]

sure it is

[steel crag]

im broke and I could afford to live in Missouri? 🤔

[tidal bronze]

Anyone can

[steel crag]

and I'd make way more money in the US

🤔

[forest edge]

depends what you do

[steel crag]

quad do you want to adopt a large 41 year old child

[steel crag]

I already know exactly what I could make based on my certifications

and some of them are over 100K per

[tidal bronze]

Starting should be 127

[steel crag]

well some of them are worth a pretty penny

[tidal bronze]

Unless you are in San Jose, then that would be 330

[steel crag]

others not so much

but cisco/ericsson/avaya alone are worth $$$$$$

and I have more than just those 😄

I forgot I have like ~27 Avaya certs

I have grandfather certs and some that will just be expiring around now

but, I also love to live at home

so it's kinda common saying "the price we pay to live in paradise"

[forest edge]

my understanding is the market is too flooded right now, your certs wouldn't yield you anything much over flipping burgers at mcdonalds lol

[tidal bronze]

I wouldn't do anything IT related. So many other things to do in life.

[steel crag]

burger flippers in the US make like what? $15/hour?.....

[forest edge]

in your case that means dodging forest fires, flooding and squatters and crime lol

[steel crag]

minimum wage here is $5.25 an hour

I make around $15/hour asleep

[forest edge]

don't get me started on the idiocy of increasing the min wage and all the negative impcts that has had

[steel crag]

that's why I've been told by customers that I charge like a rabid bull

and I say "what you need a payment plan?"

usually that gets cash pulled out LMFAO

[tidal bronze]

If you don't have a side hussle that makes more than 9 to 5, you are doing something wrong.

[steel crag]

if you hustle, there is no 'side hustle'

it's all about streams of income

[tidal bronze]

Hustle is for your health insurance. Side is where you make money.

[steel crag]

lol well whoops

I don't have any health insurance

[forest edge]

so the truth comes out that you are guilty of tax fraud lol

[steel crag]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-5577709

[tidal bronze]

I haven't had a 9 to 5 since 2000, so yes I've paid my dues for 23 years and will do gladly for years to come.

[steel crag]

I quit my job in 2018 to work for myself

what a mistake

[forest edge]

side jobs don't pay taxes on income. hardley call that paying your dues lol

[static schooner]

Boss sucks?

[steel crag]

boss is a complete asshole

[forest edge]

it's probably in part the reason why california taxes are stupid. the rich bypassing the taxes and leaving it to be filled by the poor lol

[tidal bronze]

I was not talking about me Mr Barn Smarts.

[forest edge]

it's ok, i know it's hush hush..

[tidal bronze]

Why you calling me names

[steel crag]

im calling me names

I've yet to get a paycheck from you

but that can change if you wish

😛

hint: if you pay me, I'll call you 'boss'

[forest edge]

he pays in kelp

[tidal bronze]

I would dig a hole if someone calls me that.

[forest edge]

enjoy your yearly bonus

[steel crag]

that's ok, I like kelp

[steel crag]

when you dig a hole, always dig 2.

[forest edge]

shit if all you need a is grass to do work, i got work or you lol

hope you don't mind cow shit

[steel crag]

I grew up on a 117 acre farm

so, there's very few types of animal shit you can impress me with

we had 120 cattle in our herd

and over 750,000 chickens

but I never said 'all I need is kelp'

just that we can work an exchange rate

it's ok I'll draw a diagram for the show me state later

[forest edge]

I don't think beach dwellers can survive in land locked ares nywys

[steel crag]

lmfao

I've lived in 7 countries

some of them landlocked

[forest edge]

maybe one time, but since then your body and work ethic has turned to putty, you can't go back and survive

[steel crag]

hah! I lived and worked in those places when I was lazy AF!

even on island time I can run faster than you landlubbers

[forest edge]

well now you just sound like these younger generations, want all pay for no actul work lol

[steel crag]

no, I'm one of those "IDGAF what you pay me, I'll quit today because I don't need your job" people

-1 stream of income, so what

I'll get it back

talk to me nice and I lub you long time

but....

don't and it's FAAFO

but that being said the last 'job' I had was for 17 years

so people must like me to work for them

shrugs

[late urchin]

i been playing baldurs gate 3 for 5 hours before realizing i somehow lost my sword.

[steel crag]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-gif-20956590

[late urchin]

i dont even know how i lost it

[forest edge]

roll the dice to see if you can pee without dying

[winged obsidian]

As a Californian, I actually will be in your state next week. Over it, anyway. Not going to land there.

[forest edge]

we already have 1 Californian flyover state critic so that role is filled.

[winged obsidian]

What baffles me is all the stuff about Kansas City, when St Louis is such an easy target of ridicule. Decent BBQ, and the baseball park is nice. Overrated arch. Otherwise laughably, horribly terrible. It's nicer on the Illinois side of the river.

[forest edge]

if your talking about the stuff said in here it's just back and forth banter, nothing serious lol

[forest edge]

and people called the person who had that sign put up prior to the flood non prophet

[forest edge]

aliexpress in a nutshell https://youtu.be/uRhmus2BdKc

[finite atlas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUDDaQqw1Bk

[forest edge]

your seems to be a diffrent thing but i think this is the device from the video i posted above. https://youtu.be/aieHMRm7R7s

[winged obsidian]

Oh I’m just having fun too, but I’ve been watching you guys go back and forth for a couple weeks now and can’t believe they’re missing such an easy target.

[steel crag]

well you'd have to show him, he's from Missouri after all

besides, months? they've been at this for years 😄

[clear ferry]

Misery you say

[forest edge]

they can't see that far east with their heads buried 2/3rds down in beach sand

[steel crag]

don't forget the rum and coconuts obscuring my vision of you even more

😄

[forest edge]

as well as your internet speed it would seem

[steel crag]

lol I'm getting 150mbps tho

besides, sometimes it's not lag I'm just ignoring you 😛

[balmy bough]

Hmm, my new to me server, a Dell R720XD, i thought i was getting less cores, but more memory, but i forgot about the core-count with hyperthreading, gets doubled for some reason. my last server had 24-cores (2x 6-core, x2 with hyperthreading), but my new-to-me server has 40-cores listed (2x 10-core). so i gained more than i thought! 🙂

the problem is, when i created the ZFS pool, somehow i got a 1TB drive snuck in there, and being smaller than the rest, it reduces my zfs pool size...

[clear ferry]

I too usually gain more than I think

[balmy bough]

gain more weight? 😉

any way to fix my zfs pool without a complete re-do?

i think i found it https://www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/as51yu/migrating_a_zfs_pool_to_larger_drives/

[clear ferry]

If you replace the 1TB with a larger one yes

[balmy bough]

yeah, that was my intent

[clear ferry]

Since you have probably no data, it would be just as fast as a redo

[balmy bough]

ok, thanks 🙂

[clear ferry]

That is how I expanded my zfs pool from 4x2 - 4x6 - 4x8

But now I've migrated to a dRAID with 20 spindles

[willow sundial]

I feel like I'm missing a fundimental concept with vue.js.. I'm using Vue3 (router v4) and I can navigate to /blah via a href but if I type that into the browser I get a 404..

[solar zealot]

That's vue router related I think

Haven't worked with 3 yet but I think to remember that it won't listen to the url stuff by default

Not even sure if the react one does this by default

https://router.vuejs.org/guide/essentials/history-mode.html something something rewriting requests to go to index

[willow sundial]

I think this is where I need to be.. Thanks!
"Here comes a problem, though: Since our app is a single page client side app, without a proper server configuration, the users will get a 404 error if they access https://example.com/user/id directly in their browser. Now that's ugly."

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[balmy bough]

hmmm, the disk array i ordered was a EMC 15-bay, with caddies, but i received a NetApp DS4243, i think...

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-welcome-one-sure-gif-13921142

[balmy bough]

is it better?

i would have to order drive caddies for it, and i think it still has the same connections on the back (SFF-8088)

i think it has iSCSI ports too, but i am in unfamiliar ground here

this is what they sent https://www.ebay.com/itm/374848991742

[clear ferry]

Only time I see netapp is when I replace them

But I know the shelves are popular with homelabers

[balmy bough]

🤔

[clear ferry]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/747r3a/about_the_quite_popular_ds4243_and_other_netapp/

The ethernet ports are just for netapp array use

So you need to use the sas ports

[balmy bough]

ok

[red rock]

Ugh, I still have one nightmare from the Vue router

We were using nuxtjs and for some reason, the pages would not render when the pagename started with the letter P

[wintry hazel]

Oof, it’s been so long since I have really checked this discord because my HA has been that stable

[red rock]

And now it isn't anymore?

[wintry hazel]

Now I have better hardware I’m rebuilding it on and I’m peeking what’s new

[red rock]

Ah right

[willow sundial]

Mine is slow I should probably figure thyout

[iron granite]

We can help to break it

[orchid rose]

Every time I click the update button I pray to the gods. Reading through the breaking changes is too much work 😛

And let's face it, HA is currently so stable that most fun to have with it is to fix these issues

[red rock]

I saw an issue on GitHub today saying like

Yea I'm at 2022.8.4, non supervised

How do I upgrade

At this point I was like, just restart

Trying to get everything to migrate will be a pain

And I regularly see people filling bugs for 2023.1.7

[iron granite]

https://tenor.com/view/hiszpańska-inkwizycja-funny-pose-gif-13185102

[wintry hazel]

Honestly, unless you’ve gone really in depth coding stuff, a rebuild isn’t the end of the world once you’ve backed the crucial stuff up.
I ran mine in parallel because hardware change and all the new stuff it instantly detected and configured got me mostly sorted; but it turns out I wasn’t very good at docker when I was trying to do Komga/other containers and I feared I had messed up something I haven’t noticed so I’m just doing HAOS again now.

Like my big other want was just a book server so the google home can be made to open my owned cookbooks in the kitchen

[red rock]

How did you do that?

[wintry hazel]

I'm going to use a community addon for Calibre. Can;t decide between calibre-web or COPS but I am leaning towards the latter

[red rock]

But how do you open them?

[wintry hazel]

that's part 2

from my understanding, people have made functions in their google home hub to open the 3D floorplan or HA dashboards

so if I can open a book in a web view similarly, I'm laughin

[regal trench]

A little OT but just a shot in the dark, Android 12:How do I "lock" certain apps from closing from the "Close All" function. I'm not sure of this is a Nova thing, an Android 12 thing, or a Sony Xperia 1 IV thing but coming from a Huawei P10 Plus, any help would be appreciated.

[forest edge]

wouldn't be much of a "close all" if some didn't

[clear ferry]

Locking the app has definitely been possible for me on Huawei and OnePlus

[steel crag]

oneplus you say

I see you are a man of culture as well

[clear ferry]

Yes

America destroyed Huawei so

[steel crag]

here we go

[clear ferry]

I'm gonna switch this year, not sure to what yet

[steel crag]

but oppo did really well with oneplus

I was on the original invite list

me and a bunch of my buddies got em

[clear ferry]

The new Realme looks good

[steel crag]

I haven't even looked

[clear ferry]

https://m.gsmarena.com/more_alleged_realme_gt_neo_6_specs_leak-news-59126.php

[forest edge]

chinese spy phones you say

[harsh heath]

hmm it seems like grocy is a great way to procrastinate

let me enter my whole inventory

[red rock]

I just read about paprika, a mealplan application and Im thinking about using and integrating it

[harsh heath]

that looks like a solid alternative

[clever mortar]

https://github.com/mealie-recipes/mealie

I use that, works well enough (no planning happens here though, it's more what do we have that we can turn into a meal)

[harsh heath]

yeah that's definitely much better than having all the recipes in a notepad somewhere on my desktop

but the grocy seems like the most extensive one out of these three

perfect for a place like a youth camp etc.

[red rock]

I was looking for mealie HA

Found a HACS version, but it's literally almost the template

[clear ferry]

I just watched someone eat jellied eel

Excuse me wtf UK

[forest edge]

the pot calling the kettle black

[orchid rose]

No UK food is uniquely terrible

Even atx it's allowed to criticize it

It's either bland or in rare cases even worse

[red rock]

Except for the breakfast

[orchid rose]

including the breakfast cmv

[glacial knot]

beans for breakfast. 🤣

[orchid rose]

our (🇫🇮) food culture is absolutely terrible as well but even I will shit on the brits for this

[glacial knot]

we just get chinese 😂

[clear ferry]

What is Finnish cuisine? Lakka light and salmiakki?

[orchid rose]

mämmi

and yes, it does taste like it looks

[clear ferry]

I want to taste it

[dusky plank]

fyi

[iron granite]

https://tenor.com/view/glare-cant-see-blurred-vision-gif-15278830

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-hill-jpg-blurred-pixelated-gif-5624624

[solar zealot]

is it just me or is home-assistant.io responding very slow today

[forest edge]

104F inside my shed. should go cook something.

[neat cloud]

well then that's rather dramatic

[static schooner]

Tropical storm?

[neat cloud]

hurricane atm but by the time it hits us it will probably be weaker than a tropical storm

[iron granite]

Be careful

[steel crag]

for folks not used to it 65mph wind is scary

so be sare

[steel crag]

it's when it goes under 900 millibars is when you shit your pants

[neat cloud]

we get gusts above 90mph during the santa ana winds

😅

[static schooner]

In mmhg here:

Wind, but not crazy:

[neat cloud]

what do you use for wind speed?

[static schooner]

Tempest

Or really, Weatherflow Sky

[neat cloud]

any external wires?

[static schooner]

Nope

Wireless to the base station in the house

[neat cloud]

hmmm that seems nice

whew $300

[static schooner]

The current model combines the old Air and Sky and can be solar powered

I got mine through their kickstarter years ago

[neat cloud]

no cloud requirements right?

[static schooner]

There's a local API

It's mounted on a 20' telescoping flag pole

[steel crag]

im not getting much atm but was getting a bit more last night

[tidal bronze]

@static schooner how's the rain?

Felt any of this?

[static schooner]

Moderate, but steady all day

[tidal bronze]

Stopped in the last hour.

[static schooner]

Currently 'heavy'

[tidal bronze]

Nice WX station

[static schooner]

Not too crazy. It's not like it's throwing rain at the house, and I've seen much worse

[tidal bronze]

Same here.

[steel crag]

we got like 4" of rain last night

[tidal bronze]

Earthquake was more interesting, got a 20 second warning so I am happy.

[steel crag]

was crazy for a bit

my cameras all went nuts

[static schooner]

1.1in so far today

[neat cloud]

the quake 5ish min ago?

[tidal bronze]

Older outdoor poe connections suck. 🤣

[static schooner]

Didn't feel anything down here

[tidal bronze]

I think you are too far out.

[steel crag]

PoE? these are BNC mfer

[tidal bronze]

Got a good shake

[tidal bronze]

You Rollin BNC huh.

[steel crag]

well for 16 cameras 5 years ago it was cheap enough

shrugs

[static schooner]

Hurricanes on the west coast + earthquakes = end of the world 🙂

[steel crag]

shit we had an earthquake we felt here the other day

from Haiti

[static schooner]

<awaits raining frogs>

[steel crag]

we aren't immune to earthquakes either

we get tornados, water spouts, hurricanes, and earthquakes

oh and we flood

[static schooner]

Falling coconuts

[steel crag]

prolly the worst of them all ^^

billions of dollars in damages by coconut

[umbral cliff]

You don't have dust devils though

[steel crag]

actually we do

you can get those in a parking lot quick

lol

sand is not heavy

[shy comet]

Mine was 20 seconds late

[steel crag]

yikes

[static schooner]

hurriquake is trending

[shy comet]

Also got the back to back flash flood warnings lol

[static schooner]

Awaiting sharknado

[steel crag]

We can spare some sharks

[forest edge]

what are these sharks you speak of

[static schooner]

Rain is 'very heavy' now. Definitely increased

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-soup-drinking-wine-poor-gif-21732885

quad right now

[static schooner]

I feel bad for the people down the street who were having their roof replaced. The workers were still pounding away at 7pm last night

[orchid rose]

Regular norwegian weather atx can confirm

any regulars here besides quad that live in Cali? Best of luck to y'all

RIP Rob

[forest edge]

hurricane news coverage is funny in how diffrent it is east vs west.. like the reporters in Florida were practically holding on to things for dear life wearing rain jackets and the reporters currently in vegas reporting are wearing short sleeve shirts standing next to a storm drain and not getting wet

it's like west coasters over dramatise everything

[static schooner]

This is just a tropical storm now

[forest edge]

the funny part about that is you didn't post that for the lulz, you posted that as an actual serious source of important information lol

[tidal bronze]

Gotta be prepared for the H Cane

[static schooner]

We measure hurricanes in terms of surfing conditions

[forest edge]

if Hilary ramps up and actually does even a qtr of normal hurricane damage to cali as they do everywhere else we're gonna be seeing staggering death tolls and cali's on tv crying end of the world

[orchid rose]

I'm not an expert but this seems pretty accurate. And I wish I had that shirt

[tidal bronze]

Well, The Machine is cooking brisket

[tidal bronze]

About the same here

[static schooner]

It's past San Diego at this point, so I think we've just gotten some much-needed rain

[tidal bronze]

It's somewhat heavy now. I wouldn't say no to rain any day.

@forest edge ever seen a HurriQuake?

[static schooner]

As California goes, so goes the nation

I, for one, welcome these "HurriQuakes"...

[forest edge]

God shows his disappointment and you all go "we invented it"

there's probably like 50 ore cali's sitting in a room trying to figure out how to profit off it

[static schooner]

I sure wish I had put out the trash earlier when it wasn't hurriquaking.

See, it just rolls right off the tongue

[forest edge]

lol a little water and the state declares state of emergency.. told ya over dramatic

[static schooner]

One of my landscape drains doesn't seem to be...draining...so a small pond is forming on one side of my house. Fortunately, I think it's draining into my neighbors yard which is being redone, including their pool

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kaptorga-terminator-thumbs-up-ok-alright-gif-12321108

[static schooner]

Snaking those out is a big pain

[forest edge]

theres a youtube guy who clears those for roads

[static schooner]

Last time, I finally had some success spraying water down it

[forest edge]

welp tell aquaman we said hello

[tidal bronze]

Streets are empty and airport is empty. I like this. So people really stayed home 😆

Reminds me of covid days

[static schooner]

I made a quick attempt at removing the plastic strainer to snake it out and got tired of getting wet a fudging around in the dirt. Hope I don't regret it

We've already gotten 2.1in today. Typical annual rainfall is 10-12in

[tidal bronze]

Nothing on 101 or 405. Some puddles here and there. I wonder what's the total for LA

[glacial knot]

reading is weird. I read the 2.1in as 2in1 first attempt

[winged obsidian]

I’ve got to fly through the dying end of that thing tomorrow morning. Bumpy times

[tidal bronze]

Unless it wakes you up, bumpy is all good

[golden wing]

anyone using the aqara p2?

i've got a skyconnect but no zigbee or thread network to speak of

[agile jewel]

Someone please help. Sometimes I'm getting internet disconnections. Let's say I play CSGO and it just suddenly drops connection for 1 second and because of that I get killed. Can I somehow test whether this is an ISP problem or problem with my Ethernet cable? Some sort of long benchmark that stressed the network adapter by sending data to the router for let's say hour straight?

[clever mortar]

You could ping your router and log the results, as well as pinging some public host (eg 8.8.8.8)

[agile jewel]

So writing my own script. Is there no analysis tool used by network engineers?

With graphs and fail rate etc

You know... Don't wanna reinvent the wheel

[clever mortar]

There are, but that's a bit of a sledgehammer

They also don't usually do continuous pings, but have a look at Nagios, Zabbix, et all

[agile jewel]

Alright. Thanks

[dusky plank]

Check the interfaces for dropped Rx/Tx

[forest edge]

what you wanna do is traceroute the ip of any csgo server you connect to and look for any drops along the hops. usually consistent issues lie within the first 3-4 hops from your gateway and thus tends to always effect you.

if it falls within your own isp then you can contact them about the issue.

[agile jewel]

I mean sometimes I see the the network icon in windows change to globe meaning no connection. But it's the same icon for internet outages as well as disconnected Ethernet cable.

So I need to figure out where the issue is

[forest edge]

if it's like that, that's not some minor missed packet lol

[agile jewel]

Yeah

[forest edge]

that sounds like alocal network issue

[agile jewel]

Either my router disconnects me, or my network card or the ISP

[agile jewel]

I have a shitty ISP over the air

And it has outages quite often

[late gate]

Anyone here go to any netowrk management sustems (inventory, logs, erros, trends etc). Been liiking a bit at LibreNMS, and it looks ok. Tried Greylog, but thats mostly log, tried splunk and again mostof the same just logs. Loki and grafana was at lesast some months ago very pupular, but guess that was s a hype

[agile jewel]

But those usually last 1-2 minutes and not just 2 seconds.

[forest edge]

if you connect to a router, router/modem combo it usually takes longer disconnect before windows indicates it

[agile jewel]

By browsing the web and watching videos you can't really tell if a 2 second outage is happening but in games you can

Either way, playing online games has been quite impossible for me past 8 years. Though these random 2 second lags started happening couple months back

[forest edge]

what did you mean exactly by isp over the air? like some kind fo cellular connection?

[forest edge]

seems to me like the clearer the streets the worse you all become at driving lol https://youtu.be/bdIFjocw80w

[prisma briar]

You have to be pretty special to drive that fast on a flooded road.

[agile jewel]

No. 60GHz wifi

Actually no they didn't upgrade the AP yet so should be just 6GHz

Which is shite for 2km

Even if directional

[forest edge]

this kind of local community provided thing?

[agile jewel]

No

It's the only business providing internet in my area

Got upgraded internet from 16 to 30Mbit 4 years ago

[forest edge]

wifi introduces a whole plethora of it's own connectivity issues and could easily be your issue with no easy fix at all. sucks you have no other options

[agile jewel]

Half a year ago guy came because of changes in contract. Said they will be upgrading the AP in upcoming months to 60GHz which should allow us to get 100Mbit-200Mbit but nothing so far

[dusky plank]

those "features" make whole applications. use graylog heavily, use grafana, add munin and smokeping et al

[dusky plank]

or maybe you want tenable 😂

[forest edge]

anyone ever use any x-sense smoke alarms? brand dosen't seem US based

[glacial knot]

yea, I didn't quite understand how you are supposed to use loki so it's more than just a log dump

[prisma briar]

Having not actually used loki I assume you create patterns to filter your logs by then import them into a metrics db. It also looks like you can do patterns to create index keys from.

It'd be grokking with logstash in the ELK world.

[forest edge]

@tidal bronze hope you didn't leave the state. Parts of it may not be there when you get back

[steel crag]

it was only a little storm

it'd be fine

[glacial knot]

yea, I think loki also wants structured logging. Which isn't too common in the software I run at home

which hurt the utility a bit

[clear ferry]

I have to say, not sure what all the jellyfin users are on about, I've tried it a few times on apple tv

and fuck it is horrid

it is as sluggish as a built in tv app on a samsung in 2015

[forest edge]

kind of like linux over windows.. linux users just won't let it go windows won lol

[finite atlas]

Its free and opensource however, unlike Plex or Emby

[clear ferry]

it is

but is useless

[finite atlas]

and its not sluggish on my machine™️

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/bUcFH.gif

[finite atlas]

yes you are

[glacial knot]

It doesn't consistently crash in me
And I don't have a system it's sluggish on

[forest edge]

90f with 90% humidity sucks lol

[umbral cliff]

Its getting there. And there's some neat ideas
But Plex works better 90% of the time (but for that 10% I've got it set up to sync watch history between the two lol)

[clear ferry]

that's a great idea

the apple tv client is atleast utter shite

[umbral cliff]

Yeah same with the android tv one
And there isn't one for Samsung (I am one of those weird ones who don't mind the Samsung latest tv interface)

There's a nice third party app on Android which works okay

I just like how login for it can be done through LDAP lol

[clear ferry]

I have a high end line LG, I still don't use the built in apps, because I find them utter hopeless

the samsungs I've seen have been a nightmare

[umbral cliff]

I find the apps work fine. Granted I only use Plex and YouTube
Both work the same as any Chromecast I've used tbh

[forest edge]

why would you run both jellyfin and plex?

[tidal bronze]

Nvidia shield FTW for me. Apple TV is king at resuming. Everything else meh on atv + plex.

[forest edge]

only ever had resuming issues in the past with direct play on kodi

[tidal bronze]

With shield hit and miss. ATV 2 weeks later, butter. But can't FF REW 😆

[forest edge]

no transcoding?

[umbral cliff]

Why not

[forest edge]

why would you? it's not like kodi where it's can be just a front end or back, dosen't jellyfin require you to run a backwned as well?

[umbral cliff]

Yes but it uses no resources when just sitting there

Gives me the ability to play around with both

[forest edge]

i guess if your farting around, but sounded like you were trying to juggle between the two all the time for the diffrent features

and that prompted me to ask why

uh oh

it's peaked at 97F yesterday but got to 106F in the barn.. we're projected to hit 115F outside thursday

my poor reolink and pi system is going to melt

[agile jewel]

Bruh jellyfin fork of emby isn't it?

[umbral cliff]

I swap between depending on what I feel like

Was easy to spin up a container to just sync watch history. Useful for if I do swap to jellyfin permanently too we

[forest edge]

nothing i've seen of jelleyfin so far would ever make me think of switching. had i not already had a lifetime with plex I would have considered it coming off kodi tho

[tidal bronze]

@umbral cliff how's the download feature on Jellyfin?

[umbral cliff]

Non existent lol
Another thing I'll keep Plex for

[tidal bronze]

Oh plex messed it up real good as well.

[forest edge]

?

[umbral cliff]

Nah Plex at least works

Jellyfin doesn't have it at all

[forest edge]

i not had any issues with the download on plex

[tidal bronze]

Nopes. Not multiple device episode tracking

[umbral cliff]

I've had no issues either

[tidal bronze]

If one profile completes an episode should be removed from other devices. Episode tracking is all over the place. Don't use the download feature anymore.

[clear ferry]

Never had issues with episode tracking

watching over 2x apple TVs, one firefox browser and my android phone

[forest edge]

you talking about tracking while you are abroad watching a downloaded content?

[tidal bronze]

Yep.

[forest edge]

i could see how that wouldn't work as you would like

althought you should submit it as a bug cause i'd imagine they would like for that to be seamless

[tidal bronze]

That's been broken for 2 years. Reddit is filled with Happy campers

[forest edge]

the problem is you are watching something local to the device while not connected to your backend

[tidal bronze]

I am never disconnected for long on any device. Maybe 5 to 10 minutes.

[forest edge]

plex isn't a p2p connection for everything

now if you ran something like trafix or whatever that thing is, that would sync the watchlist

[umbral cliff]

If it's on different profiles that sounds like it's working as intended. If my partners profile watches episode 3, it doesn't mean I watched episode 3

[forest edge]

i thought he was refering to profile as a diffrent device, not a seperate user

I was thinking trakt would sync the played list but I might be wrong in that

[glacial knot]

Download feature?

[tidal bronze]

Same profile, multiple devices

[steel crag]

my plex syncs my watchlist

that's weird

[forest edge]

try abroad and only watch something that was downloaded to the device, not plyed off the backened

I bet it won't sync

I often nab something for my local library from a friends remote plex server that Is shared to me and I see as I download the stuff the state go from unwatched to watched as my backend in catches up

[tidal bronze]

Let's say, download last 5 episodes for 4 mobile devices. Watch 3 episodes on home device, mobile devices are clueless

[forest edge]

even while at home and connected locally?

[tidal bronze]

Try it out

[forest edge]

cause it should updte the sttus in that scenario

here we go with the a key

[tidal bronze]

Ideally those 3 episodes should be removed from mobile devices as well 😆

[forest edge]

I use the windows app to dl from friend library, then transfer content to my server.. I do see what your talking about but I thought that was just a delayed update of my backend but it might not count the content on my windows machine till i xsfer it to the server

[tidal bronze]

I am not that bothered about it anymore since in-flight wifi is 25mbps. So no need to download. But issue still exists

[forest edge]

less watching plex, more watching for some strange creature to land on the planes wing
https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/nightmare.jpg?resize=1000%2C578&ssl=1

need to rewtch that nightmare at 20k feet movie

[balmy bough]

so, i have a Dell Precision 7520 laptop, with a very loose power jack that i have been fighting with... i JUST found out the jacks are replaceable!!! ordered a new jack and i hope it fits perfect 🙂

[forest edge]

@tidal bronzejust fetched that movie.. now i won't want to get on another plane for another 40 or so yers lol

[solar zealot]

Can't be worse than flying with Ryanair

[tidal bronze]

Flown them a few times, not bad

I think you have to fly with slip-ons. They do charge for shoelaces

[forest edge]

wow this twilight zone remake of the nightmare at 20,000 feet is from 1983

i miss the 80's

[steel crag]

ahh the twilight zone

now known as 'the internet'

[forest edge]

which ironically is the only place you can still watch the old Faces of Death movies

[steel crag]

not if you have them on VHS

[forest edge]

lol vhs

[iron granite]

SonomaGTS prefers Betamax

[forest edge]

i never actually had one but my cousin did

there was a whole feud about it being superior over vhs lol

[agile jewel]

Ugh. My onvif devices duplicated again -_- why is there no way to delete a device?

[solar zealot]

Feature request

[agile jewel]

Literally deleting all onvif configs and redoing everything again is so annoying

[tidal bronze]

That was not much fun. Tropical storm?🤣

[static schooner]

Yep, back on track:

[tidal bronze]

Beautiful

[steel crag]

it was only a baby, it tried it's best ok? isn't in todays society, that deserving of a trophy of some sort?

[static schooner]

Some areas were hit much worse. At my house, it just looks like it rained and some debris scattered from wind

[forest edge]

God's looking out for all those homeless people.

[static schooner]

Spinning up a new Debian-based server is super quick. I just unboxed an M93p, flashed the USB installer, installed the non-GUI Debian Bookworm, installed Docker, copied over my docker folder from my old Pi3, and had everything up and running in like 30mins

perhaps the most satisfying part was the initial "Are you sure you want to completely erase the [Windows install] on /dev/sda?"

why, yes, post haste

My Zigbee2MQTT installation really started to slow down at startup after adding 50+ switches (at 100%+ CPU) and it's much faster now

~$100 and 30mins of my time and now I have another essentially unloaded i5-based Linux server available

now my mesh of routers is like a mosh pit

[steel crag]

🤮

[static schooner]

don't hate me because we don't rely on coconuts and pigeon delivery

[steel crag]

I'm just jealous you have a better 'spare' than I do main

[static schooner]

there are approximately 100000 similar machines on Amazon 🙂

[forest edge]

isnt the idea to have less power hungry machines plugged in vs more?

[static schooner]

ideally, yes. but if that less-power-hungry machine isn't up to the job, then you gotta do what you gotta do

I tried to use my spare RPI3 and finally decided that it couldn't handle the load

this one will sit mostly idle for now, and I don't have to worry about the external SSD I set up, or any power issues

[forest edge]

i will say I rather dislike the power restrictions on the pi's usb ports

[static schooner]

I'm running out of uses for my Pi3b. It's not powerful enough even for stuff like a robust Z2M network and ESPs handle most of the low-power stuff

I also have to add a powered hub for any peripherals and it just becomes annoying

[finite atlas]

i ran into similar issues with my pi3b+, so i just sold it since it was just collecting dust at some point

[forest edge]

the rpi3 i have at my moms handles the HA as well as external tubez zigbee hub just fine

older pi's uses do start to become more limited but there will always be some uses for them

i still have an rpib acting a print server for an old inkjet printer lol

[static schooner]

It was fine for ZWave, Zigbee, & BTLE tracking until I moved BTLE to a set of ESPs and added 50+ Zigbee switches. After that, it took minutes for Z2M to come back up and be functional

then I decided that the hub + SSD + power annoyances weren't worth it, and I had an m93p sitting in a box that I ordered a while ago and hadn't set up yet

[dusky plank]

If you have a proper server running its easy to network boot them and getting rid of the sd card with tweaks like turning off hdmi will save you a few mA and lets it also run better
I‘ve combined some of these with PoE and never see any undervoltage

I bought a few pi cams some time ago and now turn the old pis into cameras, with usb microphones from old headsets of the office
The cams are very small and you can get bus cables up to 1m to hide them. Combined with go2rtc these work fine I have to say

[static schooner]

it was the CPU-bound Z2M task that tipped the balance

[static schooner]

lol, @tidal bronze you can cancel that trip to Tokyo: https://www.wsj.com/business/retail/how-kroger-became-the-biggest-sushi-seller-in-america-d6ad149

[midnight adder]

I git the same problem again.
I did the eval command, added the key with add-ssh and did a git push afterwards. The push still got the permission denied error.
Any hints again?

[primal laurel]

add github host to the config file

[midnight adder]

but you do not mean this!?

[primal laurel]

yep

[midnight adder]

Host gitlab.com
  PreferredAuthentications publickey
  IdentityFile ~/.ssh/hassio_gitlab.pub

[primal laurel]

idk then

[midnight adder]

I think I found the reason

deploy key in git lab:
hassio
SHA256

ssh verbose log says that the host key algorithm is ed25519

[primal laurel]

you're using the wrong key then

[midnight adder]

Than I wonder, why it worked, after we wrote ~1 week ago

[primal laurel]

different key

[midnight adder]

but I did not do anything with the key afterwards

well I just create a new one and try it once again

[primal laurel]

if you check the public key you will see they are different

[midnight adder]

I know the second statement but I wonder why this happenes, as I did not touch the system since then

[primal laurel]

sorry I was confusing SHA with RSA

SHA is just the hash of the public key, dont know why you copied that

anyway this error is very common so google has a million things you can try

[midnight adder]

alright. Thanks again.

[tidal bronze]

Honestly they are not bad. Not warmed up to finger temperature though 😀

[static schooner]

They have sushi in a lot of places now. Even Costco

and probably some gas stations 🙂

[forest edge]

sushi from a gas station..

[steel crag]

gas station sushi is very fresh, at least in the UK

but then again I eat most of my sushi still in the boat the fish was caught in

shrugs

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/margarito-facundo-hungry-eating-fish-eating-live-fish-gif-12086041

[night zodiac]

yummy parasites

[steel crag]

hey I don't say that about everyones pork now do I

[tidal bronze]

Not had gas station stuff yet. But Gelsons have fresh sushi made every day, and they are pretty good.

[night zodiac]

who eats their pork raw 😛

[tidal bronze]

Most good sushi places 6 months to 1 year wait for reservations

[steel crag]

you don't have to eat raw pork to have parasites in it 😛

[forest edge]

lol wait line to eat raw fish

[night zodiac]

wat

[steel crag]

pelagic fish usually have more mercury than parasites

[tidal bronze]

Any Michelin rated Omakase place.

[steel crag]

they have michelin rated in ~~misery ~~ Missouri?

[tidal bronze]

Oh man. You gotta try

[forest edge]

leave you trust the word from a place that makes tires ||jk||

[tidal bronze]

You gotta try Jiro in Tokyo

https://jw-webmagazine.com/10-best-michelin-star-restaurants-in-tokyo-b6e56694b7d9/

[forest edge]

I don't eat cooked fish let alone something that hasn't seen a flame

[tidal bronze]

All these are too good

[tidal bronze]

Then you might like Tempura Kondo 😆

[forest edge]

i like lo mein and crab rangoon.. pretty much my asian pallet

[tidal bronze]

That's Chinese/Thai. What's your Japanese favorite?

[forest edge]

as i said, thts my asian pallet lol

[tidal bronze]

Asia is huge you know.

[forest edge]

good thing i kept it simple huh

[tidal bronze]

There's so much for you to explore.

[forest edge]

i've looked over the years.. nothing makes me not wanna vomit

[tidal bronze]

Chop chop before you lose your teeth

[forest edge]

don't feel bad, don't think there is a single russian dish i would eat either

[tidal bronze]

Don't tell me you don't like Borscht

[steel crag]

Korean fried chicken is the bomb

[tidal bronze]

Although Hungarian Borscht is better.

[tidal bronze]

Anything Korean is good. Wife is a big fan. For me it's spicy pork and Banchan

[steel crag]

I'm kinda partial to kimchi

it's a lot like pikliz

[tidal bronze]

gamja hot dog ftw

[steel crag]

we have a place that makes them here

[tidal bronze]

Too good

[steel crag]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsBxSOAOWPU/?img_index=1

[forest edge]

think you eat enough exotic food for the both of us

[tidal bronze]

That I do

[forest edge]

i probably eat enough italian for everyone on this server

[tidal bronze]

Hmm I don't think so. I cook Italian every other day. My fav

[steel crag]

not me

I do italian usually 2 nights a week

I've been known to eat a weeks worth in one go

[sonic frigate]

@static schooner sorry to bother you, is it okay for me to dm you? I'd like to report a scam

[steel crag]

well you can't DM him unless he dm's you

it'll fail

but Rob's not the only mod active from what I can see anyway

[sonic frigate]

oh no dw it's okay

he sent me a friend request it all has been handled now thanks for the advice

[steel crag]

no worries

[tidal bronze]

@static schooner can I DM you too?

[static schooner]

everyone wants to slide into my DMs

[forest edge]

i thought all cali's communicated together through smoke signals?

[tidal bronze]

Ah don't be jealous barn boy

You can DM anytime, one love

[forest edge]

no thanks, your state tries and tax everyone outside it for even those

[tidal bronze]

Tax is all about love.

[iron granite]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-married-with-children-all-bundy-mute-peggy-gif-10398093

[tidal bronze]

@forest edge so when are you coming to LA?

[static schooner]

I think of Katey Sagal more as Leela than Peg Bundy now

There are new Futurama episodes on Hulu, BTW

[iron granite]

Good news, everyone!

[solar zealot]

what

[static schooner]

lots of subtle jokes about how it's been revived so many times

[forest edge]

maybe when you get some open shops and banks that aren't bankrupt

[iron granite]

That sounds a bit negative

[tidal bronze]

Stop worrying about shit in California, there ain't jack you can do from a barn in middle earth. Just come down for a visit. Have some kelp, kale and shrimp tacos

[forest edge]

have some explosive anal bleeding diarrhea you say?

[static schooner]

Shrimp tacos, you say? It is getting close to dinner

[tidal bronze]

Yes sir!

[iron granite]

Wafflocalypse Now

[static schooner]

no way for syrup to penetrate that tower

I would like a stack of waffles the size of my head, please

[tidal bronze]

Hurriquake to penetration? Come on now. @static schooner

@iron granite so you have WLED underneath your food?

[iron granite]

No. Just individually addressable waffles and cheesecake

But some runway and PAPI lights to the dining table might be an idea

[tidal bronze]

That's my dessert 😀

[iron granite]

Is that something good or is it used for torturing?

[tidal bronze]

Tastes so good. Gotta keep it under 700 calories

[static schooner]

so that's like 70 of those

seems like...a lot

[tidal bronze]

Well you gotta keep space for 5 glasses of wine @ 120 calories

[iron granite]

You need to squeeze it. That burns calories, so you could have some more than 70

[steel crag]

rookie numbers

[static schooner]

12oz curls

[steel crag]

you leave my hair out of this

[tidal bronze]

I gotta push 10AM wine to 2PM, hard to calculate that early

[tidal bronze]

They work, but you gotta do it daily

[static schooner]

Shrimp tacos: Acquired

[steel crag]

that makes my dinner sound sucky

Chicken Marinara sandwich with swiss and cheddar melt

[shy comet]

Lol everyone having shrimp tonight?

Just got back from Boiling Crab myself lol

[static schooner]

Ironically, only the non-island people

[tidal bronze]

Love that place.

[harsh heath]

God damn

[late gate]

@midnight adder tryint to none fall asleep

[clear ferry]

there is no problem sleeping at work

I do it often

[late gate]

heheh

yeah well I went to the office today

not the best impression snoring

[clear ferry]

yuck

talked to my manager the other day "next time you come into the office, can you bring the spare pc?" and I replied with "sure, but it might be outdated by then"

[prisma briar]

I had a laptop get water damaged and they just never asked for it back.

[clear ferry]

We deliver even broken laptops back, for some reason, the only reason I have two laptops now is that one button broke on my keyboard, so I asked for a replacement, and they sent me an entire laptop

that isn't even the same model

[forest edge]

@subtle pasture LR will be using rfid to separate multiple cats of similiar size. I assume it will also use the usb port under the bonnet so people will have to choose between camera and rfid

[umbral cliff]

What did you get

[prisma briar]

That's what policy is for us too, I'm pretty sure they would have demanded the laptop back from basically any other employee.

I'm honestly not sure why they didn't from me. I pulled the drive from the laptop and tossed the rest of it after holding onto it for about 6 months.

[clear ferry]

I have a zbook g8 firefly, got a 840 g8

[umbral cliff]

Ah fun the classic elitebook

[steel crag]

I'll get some shrimp and curry them today then

[solar zealot]

Shrimple

[static schooner]

Distant home construction using circular/table saws sounds like whale song

[steel crag]

well, I'm sitting on the other side of the wall to a crew using a jackhammer

I wish it was distant construction

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/building-collapse-gif-26121372

[steel crag]

close

they are digging the foundation for my new office 😄

[red rock]

Can someone give me an extra pair of eyes on buying a new laptop for my brother?

[glacial knot]

chromebook. yw

[red rock]

hehehe

He is going to study IT (which is on the lowest level so it's more of support person)

and his school explicitly said "No macbook" and "No chromebook"

Which to me sounds like, the teachers don't know how to work with it so we just say we don't support it

[scenic radish]

I love my chromebook

I've had the HP Chromebook 15 for 4 years. It was the first chromebook to have a numeric keypad

[glacial knot]

🤷 the good Chromebooks support running linux VMs

[red rock]

But... can you guys give me an extra pair of eyes?

[scenic radish]

I used to have that on mine but I uninstalled it since I realized I was pretty much only using SSH and it already has a built-in SSH client

[glacial knot]

we just provided VMs to everyone so we didn't have to support whatever bullshit OS they use. As long as they get SSH running...

[scenic radish]

sounds like a good idea

[glacial knot]

Depending on budget, HP Elitebooke, HP ProBook, or one of the SMB Toshibas IMO

[red rock]

It's a study of 1.5 years so my parents don't want to go full in

My uncle is going to buy the laptop for him as compensation for his summer work

[steel crag]

does it need to be beer proof?

[red rock]

so it will be like 700-800-900

[glacial knot]

it even supports hardware security keys. Though I'm unsure whether that extension is available publicly 😮

[red rock]

not yet

[steel crag]

what? marks? kronor? dollars? schmeckles?

[red rock]

oh

euros

[glacial knot]

Reichsmark

[steel crag]

toiletpaper?

[red rock]

Like, the specifications from school are i5, 16GB ram, 512GB storage

so a tldr: a working laptop that isnt incapable

but he also games on his current laptop, so I actually would like him to get a video card as well

I came across this one https://tweakers.net/pricewatch/1814198/lenovo-ideapad-gaming-3-15ach6-82k201upmh.html

[steel crag]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C657P52Z/

yeah that's the same one I think LOL

[red rock]

except this one has RGB

[steel crag]

not listed in spec, does not compute

[red rock]

why the f do they do 20GB of RAM

[glacial knot]

steamdeck 🤔

[red rock]

I love those amazon titles 11th Gen Intel Quad-Core i5-1135G7 Up to 4.2GHz (Beats i7-1065G7),

[glacial knot]

Yea, I'm a fan of 14" laptops. My primary usecase is chugging them around. So I don't like the gaming SKUs

[steel crag]

I normally lean towards 15.6"

because I have large hands

[red rock]

this one does not have external GPU tho

[red rock]

depends on if you have external monitors or not

[steel crag]

it doesn't have wheels either

[steel crag]

I don't normally place my hands on my monitors to type

lol

[red rock]

Like I loved my macbook air, but I also had 2 external monitors. but if that laptop was my primary screen, 13,3" would be the worst

[glacial knot]

yea, 13.3 is just slightly too small for me to type on comfortably

[clear ferry]

My 14" is less than 2kg and supports 128GB ram and 3 external 4k monitors

I'm fine

It's docked 95% of the time though

[glacial knot]

less than 2kg 😓 they are supposed to be barely 1

[static schooner]

Takes additional pounding when your character dies?

[red rock]

This laptop is made out of gaming

yes

[red rock]

lmao

[static schooner]

or is transparent with lots of RGB lighting

[red rock]

.

[static schooner]

pfft. looks like any random Windows laptop

[red rock]

I just want to know what it's made of

[clear ferry]

[glacial knot]

uhh, Toughbooks

[clear ferry]

To be fair it is 1.35kg @glacial knot

[glacial knot]

yea, I think mine's 1.2 🤔

[red rock]

bro just whipped out his scale to measure

[glacial knot]

the corp one should be pretty close to 1

[clear ferry]

Google scale yes

[glacial knot]

google knows all D:

[clear ferry]

My Chromebook is 900g but I hardly use it anymore since I got the zbook

[iron granite]

In Germany we have a shop called notebooksbilliger.de, which has some good offers sometimes.
I have heard, they are opening an online shop in the Netherlands (nbb.com), but haven't seen one of their websites in Dutch.

[red rock]

ah yes NBB

had a bot running on that site to try to get a graphics card

[clear ferry]

DAS BOT

[red rock]

das boot

[iron granite]

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-alarm-gif-18622267

[steel crag]

you're docked most of the time

[clear ferry]

Yes

Stationary fatso

[shell tangle]

i live in Portugal, but i found this out of stock in my country, but Amazon has it, the problem is that it is spanish keyboard https://www.amazon.es/-/pt/dp/B0BTDQ5PQ5/ref=sr_1_6?crid=3CMILBAX4KTF0&keywords=MSI+15.6"+Cyborg+15&qid=1692780743&sprefix=msi+15.6"+cyborg+15%2Caps%2C90&sr=8-6

[red rock]

Oh that's actually a pretty good deal

But I already bought the other one

[shell tangle]

well RIP

and thanks to you i found out that my laptop is more expensive now than when i bought it, and more expensive on second hand, i bought it new a little bit cheaper

[red rock]

Lol

[upper apex]

anyone have experience with k8 and raspberry pi clusters?

[iron granite]

For HA or in general?

[glacial knot]

K8s yes, running it on scraps? No

[prisma briar]

Amazon shipped me a day planner instead of what I ordered. What a waste of trees day planners are.

[hearty rock]

oh how I so love following the documentation exactly and receiving only problems and error messages for my efforts

[hearty rock]

righty ho, I now have an operational stable diffusion running on my GPU

now let's see if I can get it to run on the Coral TPU

[tardy pasture]

I once had them ship me cat repellent instead of what I ordered.

[hearty rock]

I once had them cancel a $7500 order on me because they thought it was fraudulent.

talked to them on the phone, convinced them it was a legit order, and they restored it

and somehow managed to duplicate it as well

so we received and were billed for two identical $7500 orders

[clear ferry]

You kids and your Amazon's

Just got my second hand remarkable

[hearty rock]

can it do ebooks and cbz too?

[clear ferry]

Yes

Or, can do anything with conversion

[hearty rock]

am interested, got myself a $35 secondhand 2016 kindle to see what I thought of the whole ebook specific device thing

turns out ebooks was like 90% of my smartphone usage

and it's really nice to have a book with battery life in the weeks

[clear ferry]

The 2016 kindle doesnt do cbz afaik, my 2020 one does manga at least

[hearty rock]

yeah it does cbz but its screen is too tiny for my old-ass eyes

[clear ferry]

I read a lot of manga, I'm just pissed that kindle unlimited doesn't exist here

So I use a lot of calibre conversion

[hearty rock]

yeah I push books into mine with calibre

I gonna need a new series soon

[clear ferry]

I'll try loading a manga on here and you can see the quality

[hearty rock]

hrmm is it really as simple as just doing the same thing again only with a different git repository

okay anaconda let's see you do your thing, hurry up so I can download another 4 gigabyte model

[solar zealot]

If you have the buns

Else it don't

[hearty rock]

argh I give up for the night

[dusky plank]

this dude just chills there all day

[orchid rose]

birb

[solar zealot]

bath

[hollow glacier]

words are tuff huh?

[solar zealot]

yuck words

All my homies call it 8 byte

[clever mortar]

Two nibbles, please

[clear ferry]

This fish can certainly give you a megabite

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RlmzwZXa-Ww

[iron granite]

How much is the fish?

[solar zealot]

Arguably as much as a Portable 2

[orchid rose]

Explain why if you will

[prisma briar]

If we're talking in the portal universe as indicated by red/blue portals it's a nonsense question, portals can't be attached to moving surfaces.

But, the people going through the portal have no momentum to begin with and the game makes a point of reiterating that portals don't affect momentum.

[orchid rose]

Oh interesting take that didn't come up elsewhere. You're lining somewhere between the game mechanics which I haven't played and real physics

[hearty rock]

if you could stick a portal on a moving object, I'd think the portal's momentum would transfer to the people and B would happen

[prisma briar]

It'd probably blow a wind through the portal equal to the train's speed

But that wouldn't be enough to propel people at all

But that's only because new air is getting pushed through to keep pushing the old air out of the way. If it was a line of 100 people it would shoot out at some point.

[orchid rose]

There might not be air in this universe

all we see is people, a train and a portal

[prisma briar]

People implies air, no?

Else why tie them down? Bodies don't run away

[orchid rose]

It could yeah and gravity etc that complicates things

But I don't think A is plausible under any circumstances

[prisma briar]

If you had a window down the center of a train and the train ran around a ball in freefall that stayed within that window the entire time the ball wouldn't be affected by the speed of the train. Everything we've ever seen about portals (again assuming Portal universe) is that they're like windows.

They'd just come out the other side of the window not on the track

There's other universes were portals/wormholes/whatever are affected by things like the wormhole passing strong points gravity on the way, something like that could send them flying. But that's not really Portal's schtick.

[orchid rose]

Eventually the thought-experiment comes down to how the forces enact through that portal. Depending on that, you will get wildly different outcomes or maybe it's just my brain that makes them up

[prisma briar]

Yea, that's the ambiguous part.

[hearty rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-sphere-gif-with-sound-gif-24211511

assume a spherical cow.

[prisma briar]

Which is why I opened by mentioning this isn't valid in the portal universe, heh

There's never a moving portal in a portal game

[orchid rose]

That's what makes it interesting though 😛

[prisma briar]

And if a portal is on a surface that moves it disappears

[orchid rose]

I never played the game

[prisma briar]

I think there's no moving portals specifically so they can avoid this scenario

[orchid rose]

I would assume so lol

[prisma briar]

It boils down to is the person moving in relation to the portal entrance or exit?

Entrance -> fly out at train speed, exit -> plop

[orchid rose]

It depends. That was my first thought, but you also have the other inertial frames that you need to account for depending on the distance between the entry and exit points

So basically if the gravitational or other forces change from one side to the other, you would have to account for it in the portal

[prisma briar]

At the end of portal 2 a portal is sent to the moon. While it takes 8 seconds or so for the portal to actually hit the moon going through the portal is still instant, implying there is no distance between the entrance and exit.

[orchid rose]

Right, but would the forces go through the portal or not?

or just matter?

[prisma briar]

In that case they are propelled by earth's atmosphere pumping out into the vacuum of space

[orchid rose]

I'm not quite sure what you mean by that

[prisma briar]

They go through the portal holding onto the rigging back on earth through the portal, they are being blown away from the portal on the moon by the air rushing past them and expanding into space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xdMOAQulqg&t=90s

Which 1atm of pressure would never do that

[orchid rose]

unrealistic, bad gaem

[prisma briar]

Hmm. There's also no way to consider the moon and earth stationary in relation to eachother so maybe a portal on a train can be done.

[orchid rose]

As per movement they are fairly stationary but the gravitational force doesn't go anywhere

[agile jewel]

What are the odds a random web app on the web that has variables which can be used by doing {{ env.var }} use Jinja just like HA?

[prisma briar]

That's pretty jinja-specific syntax and a lot of stuff uses it

[agile jewel]

I'm now consolidating all my workflows into pipedream

So instead of implementing oAuth for several services, I can just call a webhook which does all the work for me

[tidal bronze]

@forest edge you silent?

[steel crag]

small mercies

[tidal bronze]

Best thing about NY subway, hot churro

[steel crag]

never been on the subway

but I love the underground

[forest edge]

that's nasty

[steel crag]

there he is

[tidal bronze]

You missing out boi

[steel crag]

I Was about to say coconuts

I used to eat starbursts that fell on the carpet

so subway churro can't be that bad

[forest edge]

nothing to miss out in NY

been there

[tidal bronze]

You haven't been to NY with me. So you haven't been to NY

[steel crag]

I've technically 'been' to NY

but I turned around when I discovered the other assholes in my party didn't know they needed a passport to go from Canada to the US

[forest edge]

not sure i'd want to be with a spandex wearing cali in NY, while they may be more tolerant now than before, that still sounds dangerous lol

[static schooner]

subway sushi

[tidal bronze]

Have you ever felt my spandex ?

[steel crag]

https://tenor.com/view/the-s-impsons-bush-homer-simpsons-homer-hiding-gif-4325800

[hearty rock]

I miss the churro cart dude

his churros were good and they were five for a buck

[steel crag]

they are $3 each here

[forest edge]

weirdo

[tidal bronze]

2.50 here.

[tidal bronze]

You should get some from Lululemon

[forest edge]

@tidal bronzeoh no! your gonna starve! https://youtu.be/X3C_rpUTYuk?si=wO7T9bBxlh-T8ljw

[low harness]

https://userinyerface.com

[red rock]

This is cursed as fuck

[orchid rose]

Thanks, I loved it. Very blursed

Tame compared to the password game

Talking of which, did any of you see the video where this guy made the Indian scammers play it 🤣

[finite atlas]

No, but i'd love to

[orchid rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knhQ2f8anT8

[tidal bronze]

It's ok.

Perhaps they were hungry

[golden wing]

My new DIY smart thermostat

[forest edge]

gross

[golden wing]

I've made it look slightly better since that photo was taken lol

The ultimate goal is a custom PCB and 3d printed case that snaps on like the provided thermostat does

And steps down the 24vac to 5vdc so there doesn't have to be a USB cable

[forest edge]

like everything else, no manual override is just plain bad

imo

[hearty rock]

goddamn I hate Oracle so very much

[golden wing]

defaults to sensible set points and uses the on board temp sensor when the average sensor through HA isn't available ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tidal bronze]

What on earth is that?

[golden wing]

Thermostat

[tidal bronze]

Sorry it's not

[forest edge]

tech coming out of califronia these days.. he don't live in texas for the good stuff

[golden wing]

It controls my HVAC system

I think it is

[tidal bronze]

Come on now, it's 2023 we can do better.

[golden wing]

.

[tidal bronze]

3d printed?

Even worse

[forest edge]

custom housing and some override buttons with some kind of display would make it better

[tidal bronze]

Nopes. It ain't 2017

[forest edge]

although I think you can buy a fully HA incorperated commercial product that can be local only these days for cheaper

[golden wing]

Idk this setup was pretty cheap

[forest edge]

talking about a final product with a display with physical buttons etc

[tidal bronze]

If you're living by yourself, more power to ya!

[golden wing]

Why would I need those when its all automated and falls back to the same thing I always have it set to if it can't connect

[forest edge]

what if something goes wrong at the worse time?

[golden wing]

Like what? The power going out? I'm not getting use from my HVAC system with or without a fully features thermostat at that point

If it comes down to it where something catastrophic breaks with this, I just yank the cords out and put the old thermostat back on