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but I can see down 200ft
sea urchin is actually pretty good
Love it
same
that poor poor animal you snipped it's junk from to cut inhalf and eat
that's a whole sea urchin, what ever do you mean
beach humor is bland
I love crab eggs
from land crabs
soooo good if you boil em with dumplings
fatty and full of protein
just like sea urchins
wonder how much plastic you two ingest on average
I grew up on a chicken farm, I know what natural chickens look like
when it comes to cattle i have first hand experince what those bastards eat and get subjected too lol
WTH? You are truly in the middle or nowhere huh? @forest edge
the safest place on earth
we also had cattle, sheep, goats, and hogs that we raised to slaughter/sell in the butcher shop
that's part of the reason I no longer eat meat LOL
i'll put out an extra folding lawn chair for ya when you come swimming up to my new beach front property in the near future lol
I'll bring my jet ski
So how far away are you from the nearest beach ?@forest edge
Now I honestly feel bad for you.
remember when the earth floods, be nice to the guys that grew up on the water
beach? like maybe 15 mins max.. why?
lake /= beach
Lmao
sure does
we are talking SALT WATER
sand on edge of water = beach all day long
not sewerage run off
don't bring up sewage run off, just read an article about your drinking water lol
you mean our tap water? no one drinks that shit
we buy bottled, I have 50 gallons of bottled water right now
lol buy bottled
wonder if the plastic from that tastes any diffrent from the shit in the sea life you eat
yeah because I actually have a well, and don't use municipal water at all
so I buy 5 gallon bottles of water
oh wait, you can't have wells in California eh Quad LOL
either way all the water has pee in it
this shit is why middle earth > trumps everywhere else.. we don't need to do all this artifical extra toxic bs crap just to enjoy the basics of living lol
@forest edge now I understand why you drool over the east and west coast. You can complain all you want. Best get that frustration out somehow. We are here for you.
at my other house there's a 75,000 gallon cistern and I have an R/O plant
so I don't need to pump well water at all unless there's no rain
that's a shocked face, not drool lol
Go on. Have at it.
Sucks to live in a place like that. I understand your frustration
lol you poor thing
Bad water, bad food humidity, sorry man. One day you will get out.
maybe your personal one but not the average
there's nowhere in my country with water like Flint, Michigan
You are better off being homeless in LA, any day of the week.
thats hard to argue with these days. some of your homeless are housed in like 5 star accomidations etc lol
My point!
I can plait coconut leaves into jugs that hold water so I'm sure I can build a roof
i don't think beach people could survive in the real world
well I've lived in 7 countries
so your hypothesis is invalid
He is yet to leave the state
and when I say lived I mean lived for more than 10 months at a time
is it tho? just because you experince specific pin pricks of diffrent lands dosen't exactly mean you know what it's like everywhere
like quad over there, never seen anything other than touristy type locations in several locations
Middle earth is not something you need to experience unless you are lost and got nowhere else to go.
I wouldn't call walking barefoot thru the rainforest in Belize a "touristy spot" but OK
you are so mad that we shaft you with wifi every time you fly over lol
Not anymore. Viasat launched new ones. Super happy now.
I must say tho, that when I visit a country I don't go to Missouri for example
Oh ma ma mia. LMAO
I am dying here. ๐คฃ
the jealousy up in here gets so thick lol
jealous? I can live anywhere I like, I've been to 18 countries and 88 cities, and Missouri was not on the list of must sees
No one here is from North Dakota
no it's a must live place, not some touristy place.. i already touched on that lol
there is a reason famous people move here lol
live? or vacation?
live
i'm leaning toward vacation
Sean Connery lived here until he died, I don't think he ever went to Missouri
came for the bond movies, stayed for the rum
that statement makes no sense
Isn't Missouri a flyover state?
Of course it is.
not if you can avoid it
Astronauts on the space station "The Bahamas is beautiful"
"what's that smudge on the lense?"
"Missouri"
the fly over is the very reason we aren't in shambles like so many other places
You gulping that good rum or what?
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actually it's the last one, I'm officially out of my favorite rum
It's ok to run out of disk space but not alcohol, unacceptable!
what the world might look like for you two sober lol
I'd imagine it looks like anything but Missouri to be fair
I go to work in flip flops and shorts, and stop by the beach on the way home... my life sucks real bad
But on positive note, thanks to @forest edge we are reminded that Missouri exists, at least that's good thing
or, is it?
how's that internet going?
do you even live within the LA city limits? lol
around 110Mb/s rn but it's raining, why?
are you grasping?
LOL
hands you a straw
lets be real fellows.. the media for the past 20+ years doesn't support the bragging you two do at all, in fact i've seen public toilets that are nicer and more welcoming
My brother was born there, in Kansas City. Where they pretend they're not in Missouri
you know.. documentaries
you implying all video and pictures coming out are photoshopped or something?
I've never seen a documentary about missouri that wasn't about gang violence
so there's that
every article is just "fake news"?
My question is how do you have this much free time?
kansas city ks?
you do realize we have 700 islands right? I mean I've been to most of them, but have you?
or do you just see pictures of what people say is here
๐ค
like you being to missouri?
don't bother, the double standard is real lol
you're invited to join me in The Bahamas tho
Missouri
kansas city ain't in Kansas
Missourians don't pretend to not live in MO
If someone visiting is visiting US and Missouri is a destination, there's something really wrong there.
it's not? lol
people wake up and say "I wanna go to California" "I want to go to The Bahamas"
I've never seen anyone wake up and say "I wanna go to Missouri"
Isn't there like a giant ball of yarn there or something?
30 years ago maybe
we get millions of tourists a year and it keeps going up
think thats nebraska or something
no shit, it's a stopping point for cruise ships
actually it's Kansas
Easily confused
you do realize we have 63 airports right?
Same difference
There are thankfully many ways to leave
I will stop by KC one of these days. Let's see how it pans out.
quad let's both go so we can double the population overnight
LMAO
just ask the thousands of your ex calafornians who moved here think
All I need to do is go to a supermarket to see if GTS blowing smoke or not
better yet, i'll let you have my nextdoor login and you can see the shit show for yourself lol
well it's a hyundai, of course it's smoking
What's next door?
cows?
something that wouldn't do well in LA..
Oh nextdoor, just read about it. So you a Ken?
nextdoor type apps work well with nice quiet safe places like here
they don't just end up being used for criminal actions like your use too lol
at my other house my nearest neighbor is 3 miles up the road
then again my driveway is also 1300' long
They need next door down in middle earth. What the hell are you going to after 3PM
wut
not a wild hoe down?
less drinky drinky, more makey makey sense
the only thing we don't have that you got, is everything being open 24hr
Lmao
please send pictures of your beach to verify
sure.. didn't we already establish it's only 15 mins away? lol
the lake rocks are not a beach
it's sand buddy
it's just not crystal meth like your use too lol
well I'm used to sand so pure people steal it wholesale
not heard of the exploits of the greater missouri sand pirates personally
but I will keep my feelers out
Gotta fill those sandbags
crazy whats in the world outside your air conditioned hotels lol
people take bottles our of pink sand home, and tons of our regular sand is sold every year
Global warming's a bitch
I don't even have air conditioning tho
nor do I live in a hotel
hut with no glass?
I ripped out my 2 3.5ton central AC units
replacing them with solar split units
since you asked
you can keep your hurricanes
In Sonoma country that's called opening barn doors
tornados generally impact less surface areas and don't cause mass flooding.. so deal
that's right they just rip up your paper houses
we build in concrete, and 2ft above the road levels
so we don't flood ๐
the big bad wolf was NOT written in The Bahamas
chinese formulated concrete is not concrete lol
I think I need to switch to some tequila
first of all our concrete is made using our world class and well sought after aragonite
anything to make LA more bearable amirite? lol
which is so pure it's proven to make the strongest concrete on earth
then we use it to build the whole house, not just the foundation
so when the wind blows, we get home to a house, not a foundation
funny you mention that.. literally just saw a video that proved roman concrete is more superior than any modren stuff.. just throwing that out there lol
I'd like to harken your attention to the fact that we also use lime and ash in our concrete just like the Romans did
so cracks self heal
but I mean continue by all means
don't think they used ash
go read.
i could be wrong, just don't remember it being mentioned
it's ok, old memories fade.
lets be real, if your concrete sucked.. would you even still be here to talk smack?
nope, cuz we'd have been wiped out 150 years ago
not sure pigion express reaches floating debris in the atlantic lol
Florida adopted our building codes after Hurricane Andrew for a reason ๐
they were like wait the same hurricane passed you guys? and you guys are still here?
poor quad over. there. he's like tornado's? hurricanes? concrete? what are they talking about?
** takes notes**
50 odd countries, 41 states and 6 million miles. I wouldn't trade LA for anything. Well Porto when 70, then again don't want to wait for a paramedic 45 minutes when I am 75.
quad a hurricane is like a tornado and earthquake at the same time
again.. do you even live within the LA city limits?
cause i'm doubting you do
Yes I do.
must be right on the line lol
You know LA is size of many countries right?
I live right outside city limits but the islands only 21 miles long, and still an ambulance can take 2 hours
cause LA is a shit hole and the only "nice" pictures of it these days are taking far away from the dense portions of it lol
depending on time of day
just flush your wounds with your shit water lol
I look for under 2 minutes when getting a new property. That's an index people look at.
im just slightly undercertified to be a paramedic, I don't need hobbit magic
to an actual hospital or a border clinic? lol
ER 5 to 10, paramedic under 2
wait, i know.. you get air lifted to a cvs minute medic
it's only 45 mins to get airlifted to Miami from here tho
Miami the country right. Heard they don't like to say it's a part of FL ๐
considering the amount of homeowners there losing thier insurance.. sounds about right
we all have "little" areas in Miami
Little Bahamas is near Coconut Grove
but Bahamians built most of Miami
if you know your history ๐
speaking of insurance, i read that california might be facing a similiar issue soon
better hope your houses don't burn down lol
Don't worry about big boys.
wait, isn't insurance that thing you pay every year that then refuses to pay you when you need it, and you could have just saved the money yourself and done it when needed?
that stuff?
you know what coastal area in the US that I don't regularly read negative shit about?
you guessed it.. Texas lol
Another fly over
I take it back not worth even flying over.
it's hot and very humid in some places
but galveston was nice when i went
wait, you mean like.... The Bahamas?
where it's 90F and 85% humidity at 1:44am?
no, you have this thing called "wind"
picture home but with no wind
Had a great laugh. Time to go get some street tacos.
when we have wind in the summer, that's a hurricane
im pulling weather from 7 different sources
one of them is a local weather station
LAxatives right?
Texas in some spots reminded me of Louisiana and NO beach could ever be that bad
not to mention the lone star tick lol
You are not that lucky
does your organ donor card say, not applicatable?
no it's prolly got the right spelling
What would life be without uber
Like in Madrid ๐คฃ
Taxis don't go to certain areas after certain times
and they do not come to my neighborhood at all
LMFAO
Morocco, Istanbul parts of Algeria but its cool.
but I thought you lived in paradise?
you seen midnight express?
they don't come to my neighborhood because it's not a tourist hub, not cuz it's a bad area
Quad our prison looks like the one in midnight express, no lie
and you contradict the media lol
well I live across the street from the prison, which part of the media does?
show me which foreign reporter has lived next to the prison so close as to hear the lunch bell at 12pm since 1996
it's ok, several parts of Hawaii is a shit hole too
I think I know slightly more than them on this matter
if you're talking about the part SBF was in, that's what we call "jail" not "prison"
it's for people not convicted, convicts share 8x10ft cells with 11 other people LOL
Do bahamians use burger units? o.0
well you see, because we are in a grey market we use both
I can handle both measurement systems, what a shocker
@steel cragwith the exception of connery and maybe kravitz, no famous people actually "live" in the bahamas. several own islands there but they don't live there
i had to look it up, was curious
wdym both? Don't forget that the brits are different yet again
that's hilarious because I work for quite a few folks who I've signed NDAs with that aren't those 2
but on that note, if you look at famous people who "live" in missouri, there are infact more of them
so the term famous, can be a bit broad i think
you might be talking about people whom i've never heard of
well Peter Nyguard had a USD$68,000,000 home here he lived in till the legal trouble
and his neighbor is even more famous than him
and if any of those are like youtube famous.. stop that.. i do not count anything like that as being "famous" even if the world we live in now does
but I mean I know a guy with 14 homes, he lives in all of them but are you gonna say he doesnt live in any of them now?
i'll give you connery.. 30 years is a long time, but i do not call "live" when they are only there for a few years
there's rich, then there's I'll buy an island to tie my yacht up rich
big diffrence between a summer home and a main home
I'm not sure we are talking about the same folk if you include Missouri in that
how much is an island in Missouri?
but he dosen't live there
is he famous?
neither of them do
bro you're talking about people who live where they want for how long they want
and all of them have permanent residency here
ugh see
if you look it up
so the fuck what, that's like every country bragging about the same person "living" there at the same time lol
Does that come with the golden visa?
only if you buy a home USD$500,000 or more
@tidal bronze wtf was that? lol
@forest edge don't have to stop by
that's cheap o.0
confused
permanent residency doesn't mean much other than you get let in for longer time than tourists lol
yea, I'm aware
@steel cragsummer homes do not count
Sonoma I do have one question for you tho, when the New World was discovered.... did Columbus land in Missouri or ..... The Bahamas?
3k reviews for a olive garden?
Misery you say
why? you saying he lives there too?
well he did for a while before he wiped out the natives
what do you want? 50k?
literally the oldest country in the New World
i thought that was greece
do you know the New World vs the Old World?
If 3k people took time to review olive garden then I don't have to stop by to check it out. ๐คฃ
the books in middle earth need updates
your definitions are kind of whacky as we established with what you call "living"
Nah, he thinks the US has loong history ๐
I Didn't define either terms tho, so you should know them regardless
the US wasn't even discovered till after us, and "populated" much later than we were
no one considers a summer home as a primary residence outside the bahamas tho
you call them summer homes, but people live in them year round
come to The Bahamas and see man
not the famous people you listed
Lmao
isn't that the trick of those places? IT's summer all year round?
This is like standup
Not seeing the world and talking about the world ain't fun huh @forest edge
Sonoma you know any of these Bahamians? cuz these are just the Bahamian celebs that live here
What do an Oscar winner, a three-time NBA champion and a Grammy-winning rockstar all have in common? They all have Bahamian roots. I'll admit, most people . . .
we're talking about people ya dope lol
thats much more than the "2" you say live here
and those are the ones born here
lol
Beyonce literally has Bahamian roots
but "no one famous lives in The Bahamas"
BAHAHAHAHAHA
lil' duval? lol
We should give GTS a break. He is overwhelmed to find out about things out side his barn.
you do know him tho right?
how many on that list is even still alive?
only 4 are dead
out of 8?
it's still more than the "2" you listed
lulz
talking about people i've heard of
@steel crag why did you have to ruin his dream of lake beach. Now he is all sad.
bro are you so mad you can't see ?
David Copperfield
this is your problem.. you stretch the definition of shit till it suits what you want lol
none of those LIVE there
Tiger Woods
like i said, stretch the definition to suit what you want
btw. is it fun to bully the unarmed?
it's ok, in another 30 years maybe places like LA and the bahamas might matter again.. maybe
They all live in west coast or east. @forest edge specially in this homeless dump as you call it. Lmao.
Who lives in Missouri?
sheep?
Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll ( shษ-KEER-ษ, Spanish: [(t)สaหkiษพa]; born 2 February 1977), known mononymously as Shakira, is a Colombian singer and songwriter. Born and raised in Barranquilla, she has been referred to as the "Queen of Latin Music" and has been praised for her musical versatility. She made her recording debut with Sony Music Colom...
primary residence listed as .... The Bahamas
hmmmm
let me know when either of you make it in the guiness world records for most consumption of plastic lol
So untouched that 3k people think olive garden is the bomb.
it's funny how google has all the answers
Sonoma it's like you can travel the world at your keyboard
it's so cool you should try it
you had to hunt and peck real hard for that one singer didn't you? lol
bro, I have a list sitting here
next your gonna say trumps primary residence is there
when you realize how many of your former senators live here maybe that would be a point
LMFAO
Hold up. Let me finish my tacos and get close this tequila
maybe one say Sonoma will learn that not all famous people are truthful where they call their primary residence, especially when it's in a place with no taxes ๐
it's online, didn't you say you were gud with google?
and those people actually LIVE here
mostly dead people
and athletes
no one really famous at all
i dunno why you are getting involved into this, your future is either here or texas lol
people from missouri? really?
I dunno man, we had two of the most expensive hotel rooms in the world for a very long time, now we only have one
i thought you said you were gud with google
here, I'll copy/paste "born, raised, or have lived for a significant period of time in the U.S. state of Missouri"
so like you said people without summer homes
who live there
but it "includes" the famous people that live there
it does not
so it should help your case, but alas, it doesn't
tv is hard in the islands
so true, thousands of channels to watch from all over the world cuz we can get services from anywhere not just a monopoly
Jenna Fischer
Jon Hamm
you know from your listing above
Meh
grey markets are the best
i'm confused, you not a marvbels fan?
you were talking about born and raised
and said none of them were famous
cinema must be scarce in the bahamas
@forest edge really. That's all you got in that pristine piece of land?
cinema is pretty good actually
but we spell it right
well it's the comprehension that matters anyway
no matter how much you try and stretch stuff, you keep losing
you don't have to know who the actors from the marvel movies are etc
i won't fault you on that
we get more illegal migration than that
well when you read the news you're only misinformed anyway
double standards is real huh
it's good for you, gander
1000's in state where our average pop isn't millions per sqt ft is droves
sorry NOT state.. fucking right here near me
322 net. So you only have 8 people in the state?
4000 more came from your beloved TX ๐คฃ
@tidal bronzebring your ass here, i'll take you to the local pub.. maybe recover some of your manhood back, atleast get you stop wearing spandex.. let you eat something that isn't 5-10% made of plastic and you will not regret it
i knew he loved you quad, but now he's being romantic
shhh, he's rich
I feel little heartache coming out of Kansas City Missouri
I'd cry a river but it would be salty and clear
with a sprinkle of sewage
and pee of course
"news"
of course
because all water has been pee
dino pee that is
pretty sure whales contribute
Is that north or south Wales?
yes.

if atx is up I know I'm up too late

@forest edge are you sure you don't have a case of mistaken identity?

quad I've never seen astronauts say "you know I really love to fly over Missouri"
well to be fair.. i do live right next to KC and most of Kansas does flock to KCKS
I think Kansas should be complaining not you
Only because they don't have to drive through ๐
Kansas dosen't take responsibility for KCKS, nor do they have to deal with thier drivers
astronauts all say their favorite is to fly over The Bahamas ๐
You guys don't have street lights, signs etc?
you should really come see for yourself. the city might be conjoined connected but it's a world of diffrence across state lines
the show me state must have signs @tidal bronze
tbh. I'm just surprised the Bahamas are visible from space o.0
bro you can tell the shade lipstick someone is wearing from space
They all look the same to me from 30k ft
the eye of the hurricane really highlight it's features
with the appropriate optics, yes
and that's why you still think LA isn't a shit hole lol
No I judge by the few lights here and there.
you mean those with backup generators during an outage?
The Bahamas at 30K doesn't look like Missouri quad take that back
not really
Not about the restaurant, but the people writing them ๐
well i can't help you there. pretty confident it's universal across this country
Nopes far from it
not from what i've seen
If olive garden is the most reviewed place, I rest my case
do i dare ask how you came to that conclusion
I understand we live in different planets. It's ok.
online reviews isn't really life and death here
How do you even end up with 3k being the most reviews? ;'D
Point is no other place to go.
thats false, i already linked you the place i go
pretty sure over the last few years i've linked a few places that isn't some big chain
It's hard for you to understand but it's ok.
I personally still like Texas Roadhouse.. i get flak for that from the putz down in the city all the time but I can't help it.. thier chicken and rolls is awesome
i don't have the same beef with big chains like others.. when the food is good, it's good
it's not plastic like some other places...
not sprinkled with sewage and over priced like others..
careful with articles about KC
Skip the news and learn about your town
like i said, we aren't life depdant on online like LA, NY etc
Oh you talk to each other and send snail mail. Gotcha!
we don't worry about getting shot or mugged the second we step out our front door lol
Stay the course
I dont even lock my doors
Same here
almost typed something, but gonna be nice lol
I live across the street from the prison
not many thieves frequent the area strangely
well of course you don't.. you can't even use yourself as any kind of example
aside from comapring yourself to the 1%
I compare food that's about it.
and apparently your selection has been very limited
You need to read through that list and about the chefs. ๐
the article you linked?
not sure i want to, i've read shit in the past that were so inaccurate cause they based their experience off only yuppie establishments
our best food is not some fancy place
period
never has been
when famous people come here l;ike past presidents they don't eat at places you see written about in articles
what am i looking for?
some of these places i've never heard about cause I just don't go out to eat as much as I use to
some of them are a staple tho
places like town topic, joes, gates been around for a very long time
never heard of kitty cafe
Do you see something in common?
no
Ok then ๐
and that means what?
your a michelin inspector aren't you?
this listing dosen't even list some of the better places
but then it's location seem to compact it to a small area
Obviously it's not every eatery just a snapshot.
if you google "best places to eat in kansas city" it limits you to the city limits. that's not what you want lol
there are a crap ton of awesome places outside the city limits
not even sure the term metropolitan would cover it
I don't think you really read the list but it's ok. I don't think you understand which is ok.
Just for giggles a snapshot of LA https://la.eater.com/maps/best-los-angeles-restaurants-eater-38-essential
Hope you can decipher
That answers a lot of questions I had
it only answers that your narrow minded to LA establishments lol
i see more seafood places in your list
but thats to be expected
if your basing everything off a quick glance over a list, then it's no wonder you have missed out on so much lol
like judging the taste of the food off the discription on the menu lol
you would have starved to death in the mid 1800's. Ask what's being served and the response of "slop" would have made you leave the establishment lol
"Discription"
umm, ouch! only ever had one stone, and not from energy drinks (i drink only a single cup of coffee as my energy drink)
I've had none, wife has had three, all during pregnancy, very popular with hospital admissions and morphine
I drink probably 6-8 energy drinks per week, plus 3-4 coffee per day
thats a lot of energy drinks...
Yes
are you even capable of sleeping with all that? ๐
just doe atx's job and you'll fall asleep every day
Hmmm... ๐ค
Before kids I went to bed at 2-3 and got up at 9, now I go to bed at 23 and wake up at 7
when does your wife get up? o.0
i go to bed at 7p and wake up around 3a
She gets up at 7 usually too
I used to start working when I woke up before kids
So my customers never expected me before 10am
Now I usually bother logging in at 8.30
i get up early as a hold-over from when i worked construction. sometimes we would start work at dawn, just to beat the heat
When I worked in it administration I had a night job delivering newspapers
Then I started working 01, done with newspapers at 5, slept in my car for 2h then worked 8 hours with admin nonsense then home
Rinse repeat for 1.5y
The evil never sleeps!
Hey, I'm chaotic good
chaotic dog maybe
if you think you are chaotic, you should see me off my meds ๐
Wow, CO2 goes way up according to the ecobee sensor, when I close the windows ๐
You could try to hold your breath
Humans do apparently contribute to greenhouse gases
Yes
Some of us more than others
I could supply Germany with 80% of their gas needs
Ugh why does c++ stuff need to be weird
If I run something with openmp and opencl once it's significantly faster, however if I do it in a loop it gets like so much slower
That's why you use rust
I heard it's so fast and secure
are you doing some setup for opencl/openmp in the loop instead of outside? ๐ค
Yea, touch some grass and try again
pfft, as if you could do it
Internet deleted by atxbyea
that's the idea
rm -rf internet
rm -rf ///internet
For opencl I pulled it out of the loop before but openmp kinda does run in a loop but with the parallel scope above it
have anyone tried which one of the "travel time" integrations works the best? When I lived in Philippines Waze was super, so extremely good cause of tens of thousands people reporting, but here in Norway it feels horrible. But out of the 3 integrations, which one do you use?
Also I heard its a bad idea to run remote syslogs directly into a logger (like greylog / loki etc). Was it a method to pipe them via another application or is that old news?
@clear ferry have you tried to setup openvpn on opnsene/pfsense? when I did last week and logged on fro work pfsense went crazy and though openvpn was the router WAN and tried to use it, restarted its services, kicked me out, then started using the real WAN untill I logged in again
I have read "time travel" integration ๐คฃ
I wish haha
Time travel - not earlier than 2023.10 release
I used openvpn for 9 years on pfsense yes
from everything i read you should be using wireguard if you can
yeah wireguard is alright, but not user bound
and it never went crazy on you? so weird. I have no idea why it dod that
No
I watch this dude's videos a lot. he covers both pfsense and opnsense. https://www.youtube.com/@LAWRENCESYSTEMS
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I had a 24/7 site to site and three road warrior clients
the thing is I was reading tutorials and some said the subnets should sum up and some said it should ne outside the subnet. I dont know what to believe with openvpn
might switch back to opnsense though. Not too happy with pfsense
he has a openvpn tutorial i think
I will take a look ๐
i don't see how switching will fix your issue
no its more of an UI thing. Opensense is a bit less confusing UI
other than that they are quite similar
oh? not seen the pfsense ui
google it and it you will see
what little screenshots i've seen it looked like pfsense was more simplified
looks like it was built in 1994 with tables
i really don't see much of a diffrence lol
i'll take your word for it tho, everything i've seen is very limited
the main difference is opensense categorize it in categories, while pfsense split them up in functions. so for example opensense you have all dns suff under services, in pfsense you have dns in one menu, lease in another, log in a third
and no search function
interesting
I think its what you get used to
so I would say the UI is a TAD better
but they could benefit of an overhaul
there are some things pfsense just won't update if they don't have to
i did read about that
apparently network dweebs don't like modren in some cases lol
yeah, thats how it is. I think its a lot of hard headed people there, thats why they split
I dont know if its any better router software out there though
both seem stable, and are very, very easy to restore thugh
Just adding something as simple as a QR code when making a Wireguard would make it so much easier
like unraid, where you can use a QR code to get the client config. much easier
Doesn't wireguard do this already
Although I use pivpn for creating my config, that supported qr code
i think there is something like that for pfsense and wireguard
with that said, i've also read wireguard is also easy to setup for opnsense
closest thing i gotten to install vpn wise on my opnsense was tailscale, but then decided to not do it
its "easy". I have done it on opensense
and it was not a wizard style easy, but easy enough when you dont forget to restart the DCHP server before testing
thats what I was stuck on, it didnt work, before I restarted dhcp
well that youtube person i linked had a video about why people switched from opnvpn to wireguard
something about openvpn that had changed which made getting it setup was harder or lacked something. i don't remember
recently? I saw a video recently and he said he used both
wireguard less cause of the complicated client setup
wireguard between servers and infrastructure
but not client
i don't remember, things that i don't personally use kind of enter my brain then leaves leaving behind hints of stuff that sticks on it's way out lol
Wireguard is so easy, and so nice
Wireguard FTW!
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Too late already got one.
that was fast, you pay someone else to do the shopping for you?
How else would you do it. ๐
They delivered last week haven't got the chance to take it for a spin. I should stop drinking for a few days
that statement
vehicle prob still has the factory scratch resistant cling wrap on it while sitting in your garage with 0 miles
Used to get excited about cars years ago not anymore. 700 to 1000 miles a year not that enticing. More interested about the rides my ride service gets than my personal ๐
Modern cars are junk so don't blame you there
I don't about that. Never failed me once. I wish my guy bought something other than Tesla for airport rides. Feels like riding a 1765 horse carriage 2 to 3 times a week.
Although dude drives the Plaid like a maniac and gets me there 15 minutes to gate close. Can't get better than that. ๐
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Time to get back to my bbq ๐
F to pay respect
Mhh, well done chicken
someone will get shot by the noodle mob
In Missery?
Clean that grill you slob
That's flavour
Complain to the maid
You're leaking a bit
Can come play in there to work off some of that food quad
heh apparently my internet has been down most of the day due to our bad storms but i didn't even notice cause the router switched over to 4g without a hitch
think this is the first time i actually got to try it out
Can you grab me a paper towel?
Sure you don't want a doormat instead?
Dayum
Do they have adjustable pedals in the vans? I only have short legs
I mean... I need to sell the doormats, but a little drool probably wouldn't effect the resail value much
What are the cool kids using as access points these days?
I have an aruba 1930 switch, and a eap245 (tplink) ap at the moment, looking for a single indoor ap and a single "outdoor" ap to improve range! Has to be vlan aware, as the eap245 is at the moment!
Yuck
Nah, if you'd been canned I'd have dropped the hammer
Oh man
That would have fucking sucked.
I got the ban from a server I started by IRL friends Iโve known for 20+ years.
Well, suggest ChatGPT again and I can arrange it ๐
Here's a fun fact, if they do that they're probably not your friends
Listen, LLMs were able to prevent a terrible accident from occurring.
I wouldโve shoved the camera sensor up my urethra as a cost saving measure cuz urologists are $$.
Frankly I just wanna see how many servers i can get banned from today.
(Please donโt ban me)
However
Don't poke the bear - just saying 
Hell, I've not
anybody this week, maybe it's time
not hard on a monday morning ๐
Ok@ok fuck.
apparently I need coffee
What kind of milk do you want in your coffee?
๐ค milk in the office? o.0
typically condensed milk
or evaporated milk if you don't call it that
Vanilla flavoured low fat milk
I've never seen anyone use condensed milk in norway, know the swedes love it
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there's two kinds of condensed milk, I don't use sweetened condensed milk which is what the Swedes use mostly
that's only for cooking in my house
well get rid of some of the newer crap, this has been around since at least 1820
If its not from a cow it does not belong into anything
ground beef == milk
Agreed
Yes
Do you like your milk raw or medium rare
I like that those are the only options
Both kinds of milk are a burger of some sort
Our office gets fresh milk delivered weekly or when it runs out
dunno when they get it delivered
but I know we have some milk in the fridge
2%, 5%, Almond and something else
Nu old office had this with beer
My*
Beer mixed with milk?
No, fresh beer delivery
We have our own beer ๐
Eap610, 653, 670 etc... is the only really difference the speed?
And does "real roaming" mean if you have two you can roam between them using the same ssid without faffying about?
Compare TP-Link EAP670 vs TP-Link EAP660 HD vs TP-Link EAP653 vs TP-Link EAP610
folks say the 670 has better range too
๐ค the 670 is lacking 801.11v though. At least in the list
ah wait, the 660 is just the only one that lists it
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glhf
I think a single 670 may not require me to grab 2 aps.... probably worth a shot
The old one is going to my parents house
I haven't felt the need to look at upgrading my wifi, my one router covers my entire house and then some
I did a few homes with UniFi and they love them
I am only looking because my parents need an ap to replace their wifi router that doesn't give great coverage, and I have an older one ๐
mine too. I go to the store
home office ftw
robo vacuums really need a mirror detection feature D:
Home office 4tw
You should see automatic delivery robots yelling at eachother because they have to break at a corner
"move out of the way"
Says the front one, then the second one then the third one
Implemented the first fully Digital hospital in Norway in 2008, that was fun, doctors ordered medication, a machine created it , a robot picked it up and delivered it to his office area
Lots of fall pits
just dont hang mirrors on the floor level o.O ?
I have an almost room height mirror on my wardrobe
yea, we haver a lot of people working on openrobotics (including open-rmf) at work
Best one was when it was arguing with the elevators
It calls elevators with priority
And it goes it when it arrived
But, when it gets to the destination floor, the fire curtain was down
So it was just standing inside the elevator spamming "move aside, medical transport"
How stupid am I. Bought a 12U 60cm deep rack (used luckily) but figured out now I need 14U. Hopefully I can find a 16U somewhere cheap
Just stack a switch on top of the rack
don't you have a couple units that are short and you can use both sides? ๐ค
I've never seen a 12U rack
only 14 and 17
and 36 \ 42 \ 48 \ 50 of course
I had a 17U one with transport case, shame I threw it out, it was great
Rack in a pelicase is an awesome thing
Intended for DJ gear, but works for a "portable" lab
12 is the popular ones in all stores
But getting to small since storage and case will take 5u
We have a 5U carry on server, pretty cute
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We have a couple tens of those in the lab at work ๐
Pelican or ProCase. I think the ProCase wones are a bit cheaper than pelican
I think a single o the systems in our stack has the size of that edgeline o.0
Since you are the firewall expert. Its a bug in freebsd that makes HID of usb so you cant connect to UPS. I found if I wrote a quirk like this ยซhw.usb.quirk.0 = "0x051d 0x0003 0 0xffff UQ_HID_IGNORE" and saved in /boot/loader.conf.local it works. Is it any method in opn or pfsense to persist that change through a reinstall? I tried tuneables but it wont accept the characters in the quirk
Never had issues connecting a ups to either pfsense or opnsense
Which are you running now?
Log a case with them, opnsense Devs are pretty quick to fix bugs, pfsense Devs are a bunch of cunts
So they are the average oss dev team
well yes. The oss team is responsive and great, and the closed source ones are cunts.
Its been an open case at opensense for years. Its s powerwalker ups so very generic
I have two powerwalker ones
No issues on either opnsense or truenas when I still ran that
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strange. I have this one https://networkupstools.org/ddl/PowerWalker/Line-Interactive_VI_2000_LCD.html and its even supported on the website
Power Devices support
if you run the nut / ups deamon as root it will find it, so its a issue with permission
but after trying both pfsense and opnsense I do like opnsense more in how they categorise stuff. pfsense makes no sense in how they do it
Opnsense is the superior product
why?
Different incentives driving the project
I dont find them very different though
not enough
I still have ~20 more to add
opnsense definitely gets feature updates in a more reasonable timeframe and has more third-party support out of the box
pfSense is created with the idea of you running it on one of their dedicated appliances with a support contract
OPNsense is made more as an open-source community project
All that tends to lead to OPNsense working on a wider configuration of hardware and getting features average joes want faster
That being said I'm still on pfSense because I never found incentive to move.
How many is that?
Yea, that they did in retaliation for OPNSense trying to steal a bunch of their code and remove their copyrights from it. Neither party was innocent in that.
Both were acting like children
I will go back to opnsense when I get the new router, so I am not too worried
I found them very similar, but pfsense is more byrocratic
I made a post now, lets see if anyone bothers to look at it: https://forum.netgate.com/topic/182193/nut-refuses-to-find-or-use-a-supported-ups-unless-you-are-root
Pfsense Plus: 23.05.1-RELEASE I have seen this issue many times before on different forum, and it seems to boil down to some right issues on freebsd, but from what I know that should have been patched by now. I have a https://networkupstools.org/ddl/Power...
Does your limited user have perms to write to the serial device in /dev?
That's what that error looks like to me
Why did they ever call the tool NUT
Assuming it's a serial device like all my UPSes are
Could just do proper group permissions
I can't read it without thinking it's funny

I couldn't ever read Intel NUC without thinking of the three stooges going Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Why can you send more emoji than me
He pays for Discord Nitro

Me too
So he can send emojis from any server he's on
Then you need to join the server that has that emoji

I only can choose from ha emoji
Not sure, I refuse to pay for fancy IRC so I've never used cross-server emojis.
I only use beeper now (the matrix network) since it got discord integration so just one client for all socials and customers
at least its encrypted

Just 79
any suggestions for some good, but simple task apps?
was looking at https://vikunja.io/ but any alternatives
My brain is very weird. I cant decide what to do
so need to try an todo app
You mean, a calendar?
a bit more than a calendar
more like a structural thing
a bit for ADHD types
where I can start with one thing and 10 minutes do another
I suppose those project management ones aren't a great choice
let me give you an example. I started making a sensor timing the commute to work two days ago, but since that started with the UPS, and fixing a 4G dongle, installed greylog and authentic (but not added one user)
and the plan is still the commute sensor
so its frustrating
I looked at some popular apps, and they are really not impressive for what you pay
And I still dont know if I am going to use greylog, spluk (with the free enterprise license) or loki
haha
thats how my brain works
Hm I see. I remember redmine being more task planning and less ticket movement - but it's old by now and not necessarily what you want in terms of usability
Let's see if this will run HA ๐
u dont dare doing that to this greatness
well its more useful than the rog one :hehe:
running a hotel there RobC?
Exactly
redmine haha oh good memories. I did some programming for redmine and osticket (did you know they used osticket, where I wrote much code in Mr. Robot?). I had no clue before I seen it on tv
can it run Crysis?
So basically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fnfeuoh4s8
Great intro scene from the TV series "Malcolm In The Middle" S03E06.
This happens to me more often than I should admit.
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First seen on https://imgur.com/gallery/rQIb4Vw
this sounds an awful lot like my 2 rpi's in various states of wiring for my MQTT LCD project, my son's PS4 needs fixing, and I get up and go do laundry
no i just have used it once in a course i took part
it was ruby like fast, with changing anything taking 3-5 minutes
but then it looks like this was a very old version and they did change a lot of stuff
exactly like that
(the ps4 needs to be fixed by replacing it with a pc)


