the-water-cooler

[static schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/jabbathehutt-starwarsmay4-flirt-gif-4118870

[finite atlas]

uwu lets hold hands x3 rawr

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-green-notice-me-gif-10165825

[last cedar]

The raccoon I got yesterday?

Well I already had one

And a brown one

That I forgot about because my head is full of raccoon memes

They are on a heist right now

Lock up your doormats

[finite atlas]

thanks for the reminder

i will make sure not to hide snacks under it

[forest edge]

i'll prep the grinder

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-sad-mapache-tristeza-animals-gif-24316793

[soft oar]

I don't quite understand what that thing is o.O

Back rest of a chair?

[orchid rose]

Vietnam PTSD raccoon

[static schooner]

Overdosed on snacks

[forest edge]

actually looks rabid to me

it's only lacking the foam at the mouth

[clear ferry]

Spot the person who has never seen a Stokke Tripp Trapp chair or their clones

[forest edge]

i see shinobi has come a long way. may have to give that a go

[glacial knot]

Sounds Ikea

[clear ferry]

Since germs love design i thought you would have had it

Might be Scandinavia only

Lol it even had a German name in the US

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripp_Trapp?wprov=sfla1

[forest edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PONF29Fig5g?feature=share

[low harness]

Awesome! Someone managed to send an email to the entire company and now everyones inbox is flooded by people replying to all saying they want out of the chain.

Next step is people replying to all to tell people to stop replying to all.

[clear ferry]

Try that again with 310000 employees @low harness

We've had it twice in the HP days, they shut off the servers in the end

[finite atlas]

i've never seen that

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/04/18/bc4b982b1aa85c0d.mp4

Found one of Michelles anonymous trash eater conventions.

[low harness]

I think someone deleted the mailing list they were using now.
But this actually happened back when we were part of ABB as well. 200k+ employees.

[last cedar]

OH MY GOD I WANT THEM ALL

[soft oar]

I want to reverse engineer the wired communication of my alarm system... and so far I couldn't even manage to open the case of one of the sensors >_<

[soft oar]

I'm also not entirely sure how to RE the protocol safely

where "safely" doesn't only mean "make sure I don't short it out and burn it when plugging an arduino to it"

but also "convince my family that I'm not going to short it out and burn it" and that seems very hard

[clever mortar]

There's loads of articles out there that cover it, but if you want help here I'd start by asking in #diy-archived - with actual details of the alarm system

Also, many of them use one of a handful of standard protocols that are already known

[soft oar]

It's X-28, created in Argentina, the protocol is MPXH, there's zero info online

Months ago they finally released a module to connect it to Wi-Fi, but it's completely cloud-based

And a year ago I knew that module was coming, because the company they outsourced the mobile app development to left a public Trello online >.>

[glacial knot]

Sounds like they are security first

[last cedar]

Ordered a Kia Niro EV as a works car... now I have to sort a charger!

[clear ferry]

The niro ev is interesting

It even has a button to reset the 12v system

Because it randomly fails

[last cedar]

Is this the new one?

[clear ferry]

at least the 2020 one

[pallid willow]

I hate Google

[glacial knot]

Hm?

[forest edge]

as much free shit google provides. a one time 5 buck fee for access certian api functions is not absurd lol

[clear ferry]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2kP38S9AFm1siKp9hAJcYF?si=yNnlGa68SL66JfUGJUS9Ew&dd=1

[pallid willow]

I think it's ridiculous that in order to control my $300 thermostat I have to pay extra fees

[clear ferry]

You kids and your thermostats

[forest edge]

it gives you access to way more than just that

[last cedar]

$4.99 of the $5 goes to directly improving the quality of life for raccoons, it is a great cause

[last cedar]

I hope this one is better hehe!

[forest edge]

I want a refund damnit

[clear ferry]

Hell Freezes Over is still probably one of the best live albums ever recorded

[last cedar]

|| it' actually a non cancelable subscription, thank you for your support ||

[forest edge]

sounds like a messy divorce. looked great upon entering but getting away is pure hell

[clear ferry]

[finite atlas]

Why do i have 3 wired access points then?

WIreless ones are terrible

[orchid rose]

Maybe it's just you 👀

[finite atlas]

👀

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-dark-knight-batman-admirable-gif-26318317

[forest edge]

aren't those just called repeaters?

[forest edge]

those tiktok clips showcasing the massive looting of those walmart stores that are closing in chicago are insane

last time i seen something that wrecked was the riot footage in la

[ashen parrot]

anyone like the history of spycraft?

RFID at its finest https://youtu.be/NLDpWrwijE8

from 1945 til 1952 the soviets had an rfid chip inside the Us ambassador's home in Moscov. No wires, no batteries, no moving parts.

guess you could say he was into home automation by proxy ^^

[forest edge]

couldn't get far into that.. almost made me fall asleep in my chair

[midnight adder]

I can only upload photos here) Im wondering if in home assistant I could make it so if any of my smoke detectors go off that a page will take over and can display something like this?

[forest edge]

a page on your phone? no and not the right channel to ask about that stuff

[midnight adder]

Where should I ask? I can’t send photos on the other channels. And like inside the HA app

[forest edge]

you could try asking in one of the app channels. you can use an image hosting service to share an image through url in any channel

[glacial knot]

.imgur

🤔 I thought that's a bot command

Anyways, link pictures from outside, have a short description.
#general-archived if you have no idea. There's #android-archived and #ios_and_mac-archived as well.

[forest edge]

Oof giving control to HA to trigger the built in camera sirens on reolink cameras is whacky lol

[umbral cliff]

They're now / message commands

[silent dove]

@jolly totem Please use imgur or other image sharing web sites, and share the link here.

Image posting is blocked in most channels to discourage people from sharing text as images. Sharing text as images assumes that everybody sees the world as you do, which isn't the case. Some people are colour blind, or have visual impairment that means they can't make sense of an image of text.

@umbral cliff Please use imgur or other image sharing web sites, and share the link here.

Image posting is blocked in most channels to discourage people from sharing text as images. Sharing text as images assumes that everybody sees the world as you do, which isn't the case. Some people are colour blind, or have visual impairment that means they can't make sense of an image of text.

[glacial knot]

ohh, cool. Thx

Hmm, /me is wondering if I should write an admission controller that does ephemeral users on a k8s level 🤔
I hate allocating UIDs by hand...

[forest edge]

@last cedar get away from my barn!

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-piss-off-chef-master-chef-hells-kitchen-gif-10154743

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/btVvl.gif

[last cedar]

@forest edge can you check what a first class ticket would cost to Stockholm Arlanda for 1 raccoon, you will have to catch the next one and fly it to me

[forest edge]

nerd thinks you are talking to him lol

[forest edge]

plane ticket? you nuts.. I know it will stuff into an envelope if I push hard enough

[glacial knot]

Not even flying private

[steel crag]

I know what it costs, I've flown into Arlanda lol

[clear ferry]

Arlanda is an ok airport imho

I prefer Schipol any day though

Or Munchen

Frankfurt is also ok

CDG can take a piss

[last cedar]

Are you also a raccoon?

[forest edge]

https://youtu.be/8Dd_qiuWxPs

[steel crag]

You beat me to it

This is literally what I tell people

😂🤣

[dusky plank]

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/S30b46ddd74c44efa960bfbc4d85787de0/HD-IP-Camera-Wireless-2MP-3MP-Home-Security-Camera-Night-Vision-Two-Way-Audio-CCTV-Camera.jpg_Q90.jpg
how many antennas does your camera have? hm?

[steel crag]

Broken network video? No thanks

[forest edge]

can't make an easily hacked device unless it also broadcasts an open ap to everyone else at the same time that you are unware of

[clear ferry]

Always with these cameras they either watch kids doing homework or burgulars with hoods

[steel crag]

Niche market

[clear ferry]

my cameras just get pictures of a fat bald bloke

[steel crag]

Also a niche market

My cameras see lots of palm trees and coconut trees 🤷🏼‍♂️

[forest edge]

i just see @last cedar snooping around at night

[dusky plank]

this is a full AP + camera

[clear ferry]

[clear ferry]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5wP3lQErZxw9VCo5uqGmdq?si=905a322429834933

[steel crag]

I see those from time to time but there's a clique of cats that live around here and they set trip

[ashen parrot]

Sorry you had that experience. The beginning had the gist of it all down so you're good

[clear ferry]

Plane is a grower not a shower

[static schooner]

and cut

[clear ferry]

Sounds suspiciously American

It is a french plane though

[steel crag]

Then its prolly not cut

[last cedar]

Serious question:

Is it ever okay to not say sorry when you have fucked up really bad?

I am waiting for an apology and want to know if anyone has any other input that I haven't thought off? I can only think of "covering my ass, not admitting guilt and don't think I have done anything wrong" as the only (unacxeptable) reasons

[clear ferry]

Work related?

[clever mortar]

I mean... if you fucked up, own it

That's basic human 101

[clear ferry]

Also, i saw you in vinland saga @last cedar

[forest edge]

still trying to get my head around people actually apologizing on that side of the pond

[orchid rose]

I can't think of a single situation where that would be okay if the other person was hurt by it

[clear ferry]

Oh boy, prop plane for the transfer flight

https://tenor.com/view/tailboat-propeller-scoobydoo-gif-16567235

[last cedar]

Yes

[clear ferry]

Tell their manager and managers manager

[last cedar]

Not sure the other party is human 🤣

[last cedar]

It is my manager and managers manager, this is the issue

[static schooner]

Are you arguing with chatgpt again?

[clear ferry]

Oh fuuuuck

[last cedar]

I could go to the VD but I don't believe that he will believe me over 3 of his managers

[glacial knot]

still mad about the job given to someone else?

[clear ferry]

I'd do it

But I'm an angry cunt

[last cedar]

Partly, this is another thing, but the guy cheated on his test to get certified

There is so much shit that goes on at work bur no one believes me lol

[glacial knot]

o.Ô

[steel crag]

Documentation

[clear ferry]

When are you changing jobs @last cedar ?

[orchid rose]

Easy to say that you should go full Karen about it, and ask to talk to the manager's manager's manager, but unless you have some evidence it's hard to see how that would work out well. People suck sometimes

[last cedar]

So my branch manager thought I had broken company policy and said it was grounds for termination, and hr backed her up. No one informed me of the meeting, so I hadn't contacted the trade union.

The day after my branch manager followed me and I refused to speak to her, I ended up leaving the building as to avoid an altercation.

The regional manager then thought it wasn't okay that I wrote in an email that I wanted the notes from the meeting, and that this situation meant I had no trust for the company and he basically tried to tare me a new poo hole, and I just told him to fuck off basically. He spoke to both manager and HR and they deny it, and he doesn't believe me.

And neither hr or branch manager will say sorry or acknowledge it happened

Now I am being frozen out of new courses and such because I said I was going to leave if I can't trust them

[clear ferry]

Sounds like union food if you don't want to escalate it higher, or just find another company

[last cedar]

There is nothing that really gets my juices flowing, I really like involved fault finding and the other companies within any reasonable distance don't have this level of involved fucked up alarm systems. I may end up having to change branches tbh

[clear ferry]

Møve tæ nårwæy

[last cedar]

I have spoken to another company already, which is a multi year install, so that could be very very boring

[last cedar]

An english speaking country would be better I think, I feel very restricted speaking in Swedish and with all the shit that keeps happening to me at workplaces I think I don't get my point across well

Either that or I have astronomically bad luck with employers

[finite atlas]

Maybe being so ashamed of how bad you fucked up, that you would rather burry the topic than apologize?

The regional manager then thought it wasn't okay that I wrote in an email that I wanted the notes from the meeting, and that this situation meant I had no trust for the company and he basically tried to tare me a new poo hole, and I just told him to fuck off basically. He spoke to both manager and HR and they deny it, and he doesn't believe me.
Respond to him next time, that its not okay that he has no trust into the employee.

[soft oar]

Are there raccoons in Norway?

[forest edge]

see in my day.. none of this touchy feely stuff ever took place. if someone lied or shafted another co worker one of two things would generally happen.. someone would leave the company or someone would leave the company and lawyer up

[last cedar]

Unfortunately not 😦

[last cedar]

That makes perfect sense

I was also told it would "change the tone of meetings" if I recorded them, in the future. And I replied that was the whole point 🤣

[finite atlas]

"good"

[last cedar]

Now I think about it, maybe they think I will record them saying sorry, which would be evidence that they broke my trust

Maybe this is all my fault /s

[finite atlas]

ofc it is

management is never wrong

[forest edge]

is trust reasonable grounds for something there?

[last cedar]

Reasonable grounds for what?

[forest edge]

well like here, pretty sure trust isn't reasonable grounds for collecting unemployment

[clear ferry]

Might be you are stirring up trouble with everyone, being a filthy racoon you know

[last cedar]

Not at all, I can't be fired, they just threatened me, because when they actually investigated they realised I didn't/ hadn't done anything wrong

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-kid-triump-the-insult-dog-gif-9180258

[last cedar]

The only way I could be fired is if others that were employed after me were also fired, and I wouldn't give them the satisdaction of quitting before I had something else lined up

[forest edge]

so right now the only impact on your job is the courses you said they frozen?

[last cedar]

Lol, I seem to stir up trouble without really trying.

[clear ferry]

Fun fact, Norwegians don't care if you don't speak Norwegian, we just talk English to you

[finite atlas]

Sounds exactly what a raccoon would do

[last cedar]

Pretty much, but as a whole, less experienced people are being promoted and I am going backwards in some certs, that are expiring and not being renewed

[last cedar]

I have been the naughty raccoon that has been sugguesting changes and improvements

[finite atlas]

how dare you

[last cedar]

Like office having a door so we can actually speak to customers and work whilst the nice suits from the upper floor grind their coffee, right next to our office....

[last cedar]

I know!

[finite atlas]

But how else would the management be able to spy on you, if you are working or not?

[last cedar]

But thank you everyone, I have been overthinking it, and they are just arseholes

[last cedar]

Not sure if this has already started but we have specifically been told we should be out working, not sat in the office working

[finite atlas]

lol

[last cedar]

They don't realise I have set up 2 of my own computers, as a router and workstation to remote into about 100 customers so I can work about 20x faster than visiting each customer and doing it by hand

[forest edge]

here in that scenario if a company did that without reasonable grounds it's discrimination which is unlawful

[last cedar]

It is here too, I "just" have to prove it

[forest edge]

i am not 100% sure but anymore here I think it's the other way around lol

they would have to prove why not sending you through courses wasn't discrimination

[last cedar]

I should really speak to another company before I go too far down this road, but I have thought about "whistleblowing" over the VD, directly to the owning company

And going to the discrimination board would also be quite fun

[forest edge]

I would do that latter for sure

your there to make money, not friends right?

[last cedar]

But obviously I wouldn't ever be able to work there again, it would just be too awkward

[finite atlas]

find another company to work for first, before you throw shit at the fan

[forest edge]

pssh.. you gotta drop that whole "care" aspect

[last cedar]

Mostly make money yes, I have friends, but I am naturally wary of people, but I do like a few people who work there

[forest edge]

if I left a company on unfavorable grounds that allowed me to return back if in a pinch.. guess who's coming back?

[last cedar]

I have only left 1 (left 3 total) on good terms, I could never see myself going back to either of those 2

[forest edge]

https://youtu.be/weSplst1PUc

[last cedar]

The other 2 were because of discrimination because of being trans, so it was fairly specific, but I do get your point

I have to sleep now anyway, so I can get up early and earn the companies shareholders some phat dividens, whilst I make just enough to pay my bills. Gn all!

And thank you all, again

[finite atlas]

sleep well !

[finite atlas]

thats why you have to become a shareholder instead of a worker

[clear ferry]

Fuck the new a8l is so long

[finite atlas]

l stangs for long

but yeah, that is a reaally long car

[forest edge]

just short parking spaces

[static schooner]

I didn't realize how long my Audi S5 is until I had a Nissan Kicks as a loaner and so much of my garage was empty when parked in there

[forest edge]

kicks.. wasn't that the little jeep looking thing?

[static schooner]

it's a "compact SUV", which is more like a hatchback

[forest edge]

wow yea those were small

[static schooner]

I hadn't heard of it before I got one as a rental

[forest edge]

those things were so small a single person could roll it over lol

[static schooner]

I considered it to be like a gocart, where I just push the gas pedal to the floor at almost all times

[clear ferry]

A5 is quite tiny though

[forest edge]

wait.. i think i am thinking of the sidekick

[static schooner]

something like 122hp

[clear ferry]

But I'm used to station wagons

[forest edge]

ah ya i fubared that right up.. i was thinking of the Suzuki sidekick

completely diffrent

[clear ferry]

The A5 was longer than I expected

Probably because it is so low

My old 00 a8l was 5.2 i think

The newer one is even longer

[late gate]

I have offers on two rack cases. One is 12 bay 3.5 hotswap with sas backplane, the other one 12 bay with sata connectors. For home use what is the best and why? (Going to run unraid zfs)

[finite atlas]

Sata
its cheaper

[clear ferry]

Sas drives are plenty

[late gate]

If I am not going to use sas drives then? I have a bunch og 10TB regular drives

[clear ferry]

Sas backplane supports sas and Sata drives

Sata backplane supports sata drives

Sas controllers are 200NOK

[late gate]

The one I got offer on using 8643 interface. Doesnt tell me anything

[umbral cliff]

More horsepower than my car lol

[clear ferry]

8643 is pretty unconventional for a backplane

[forest edge]

au minature ponies huh

https://tenor.com/view/anniversary-dance-pony-dancing-gif-13017644

[late gate]

Chinese cheap racks

[umbral cliff]

Just an older sedan with a smaller engine
Don't need anything else

[finite atlas]

122hp is plenty to be fair

[clear ferry]

Doesn't matter much, you get adapter cables from and to any sas

[forest edge]

average here is between 180-300

[finite atlas]

yet you still only go 50-60 km/h in the city and maybe 120 on the highway

[forest edge]

not for cruising speed.. it's for the lets enter onto the highway umph

lol this just reminded me how scary it was to get onto the highway when i use to ride a little 200 cc bike

[umbral cliff]

You can easily get up to 100kmh for a highway with a 100hp car
Its not that bad

[static schooner]

I think my Honda Accord from 1987 had ~120hp. I like at least 300

[forest edge]

4-6 extra seconds is a lot longer than it sounds lol

[static schooner]

I had to drive very differently with that Kicks not knowing whether I could get up speed following a turn

[forest edge]

lol

[static schooner]

I have no such issue with my S5

And the steering was like driving a grocery cart

[umbral cliff]

Yeah except I've had no issues joining a 100kmh freeway
Or even joining a 110kmh freeway where its just a standard immediate intersection to join the freeway

[forest edge]

your roads are likely laid out differently. here the merge lane can be quite short

not to mention not everyone is polite in letting people in lol

[static schooner]

I also like some speed to get out the way of other drivers doing stupid stuff, or that I expect will do stupid stuff

[umbral cliff]

This road is 110kmh
No trouble joining when it's a standard left turn

There is no merge lane

[static schooner]

that guy will merge out of that exit only lane at the last possible second

[forest edge]

that looks to me like you just barrel out onto the highway and hope the person coming up on you slows down before plowing into your rear

[umbral cliff]

Nup, it's stop and check and then go

And accelerate

[forest edge]

same dif

[static schooner]

Much of driving is predicting what others will do and getting out of the way of potential trouble

[forest edge]

i would NOT want to be in a putter for those intersections lol

[umbral cliff]

I have no problems with it

Maybe American drivers are just shits who want to be in an accident

[forest edge]

I mean you are merging from a dead stop into a 70mph highway. even assuming there is no blind hills or anything blocking oncoming traffic on the highway 70mph is still pretty fast and closes in on a dead stop to slowly accelerating target

it's just common sense

sorry i mean physics lol

[static schooner]

Ideally drivers on the highway will see you and move over

[forest edge]

assuming there is no blind hills lol

[static schooner]

That's what I try to do

The best way to avoid an accident is not to be there

[forest edge]

it also helps to get up to speed as fast as possible lol

[forest edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GDkBBmVNR3M?feature=share

[forest edge]

this is 4 years old but wow, i love the unexpected ending https://youtu.be/NZ74oFctP_g

[forest edge]

doorbell cams need a little wiper for horizontal rain

[static schooner]

Rain-X?

[soft oar]

@last cedar https://youtube.com/shorts/ar3qH6oq07M

[last cedar]

OH MY GOD utterly adorable!!!!!

@clear ferry where do you buy your esp32s? Other side of the world?

[clear ferry]

yes

aliexpress 4 lyfe

[last cedar]

How long does it take to come?

"That's what she said"

[clear ferry]

four point five hours and a coffee break

or 12-15 days for me usually

[last cedar]

Norwegian or English days?

[clear ferry]

NØRWEGJÅN

Not working days either

like the capitalist dogs love

[last cedar]

Got any links? Esp32 wroom perhaps?

Is wroom what the cool kids buy?

[clear ferry]

well, what are you gonna do

do you need BT ?

do you need a lot of IO pins ?

[last cedar]

Big Turnips? Yes

Ble for my aqara temp sensors

[clear ferry]

Böga Toknissar

[last cedar]

Would like some that support the camera (doesn't have to be the same model!!)

[soft oar]

I bought an ESP32 dev board on Amazon in December when I was in the US for vacation

I still didn't get it out of the package :x

Plans rarely survive contact with my executive dysfunction

[clear ferry]

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005295618613.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32858054775.html

are two of the ones I use

[last cedar]

This is me IRL. I have 6x12TB disks just sitting (for over a year now) for my new NAS 🤣

[clear ferry]

btw, weather is lovely in denmark, 19c and green grass

compared to 2m snow piles and 4c in tromsø

[last cedar]

This one looks awesome

[soft oar]

Ok I wouldn't have that problem because my data expands to fill all storage available, paraphrasing that Murphy's law

[last cedar]

What do you do if you want a lot of IO, mostly I and a little O (inputs from an alarm system that can't be integrated to HA)?

[clear ferry]

that one has 16 IOs

let me find the board I use for my alarm POC

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003726218278.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004476793899.html

There is also DIN rail mounts

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005307870082.html like this

[last cedar]

All the io feeds straight into HA with esp right?

That 38 board and terminal block looks SWEET

[clear ferry]

if you want yes, you can also manipulate it locally with esphome

i.e you can send pinX to HA as a sensor and do pinY triggers pinZ high locally without notifying HA

if my memory is right, it's been a while since I played with it

fun fact, I'm actually working on an industrial ethernet network now, with a couple of thousand PLCs and other stuff

[last cedar]

That sounds really flexible, I am mostly looking for a "doors not locked" or "garage armed" status, not logic, but that option sounds great

[clear ferry]

that'll work fine

Garage is armed ?

With what ?

AR15 ?

[last cedar]

I was thinking whwn the house arms, lights will turn off and ventillation should reduce speed etc

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/9d2L.gif

[last cedar]

A big stick

[clear ferry]

is that what you call your sawn off bits these days

https://tenor.com/bbcfa.gif

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/doc-brown-back-to-the-future-back-to-the-future-the-ride-universal-studios-universal-studios-florida-gif-25177165

I actually lost those

So smol

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/tjwf.gif

[soft oar]

Rust 1.69 is out, today 4/20

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286612533757083648/1098649322322665653/image0.jpg

[glacial knot]

🤔 please fully reduce your fractions

[prisma briar]

DST confuses people enough already

[clear ferry]

When was EU removing DST again?

2027?

[glacial knot]

LoL

[dense ice]

Is the Home Assistant organization based or originally from Netherlands?

[clever mortar]

Nabu Casa, Inc. - 15 Hubble Suite 200, Irvine, CA 92618

[static schooner]

Considering that Paulus is in Brooklyn now, I imagine that's old

[dense ice]

I've just always been curious seeing as the map element on their site is centered on Amsterdam

also I thought the initial example energy dashboard was a dutch provider?

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/culture-austin-powers-dutch-gif-10931343

[clever mortar]

Some of the core team are certainly from that part of the world

[dense ice]

they have great pancakes though

and cheese

[clear ferry]

I have an impeccable Dutch accent

I make fun of my Dutch colleagues whenever possible

[dense ice]

That's really cool, just keep learning how many tech companies/folks are out there

[clear ferry]

There are about 9m more than you currently have found

Then add 5m more for good measure

[static schooner]

Paulus may be the only NC employee in the US

[forest edge]

that cannot be right. I cannot for the life of me think of his name (black curly haired guy) that is sometimes on the streams is most certainly an american

[static schooner]

Yeah, there are others: https://www.nabucasa.com/about/

It's grown quite a bit in the last couple of years

[clear ferry]

What a poor grammatical sentence

preferred installation method for the majority of all Home Assistant users.

[static schooner]

remove "all" and it's okay

[clear ferry]

It just set the stage for most of it

[upbeat star]

don't mind me, just waiting for HA to start up the Sun, pretty cold in here

[clear ferry]

good luck with that in arctic winter

[forest edge]

the company Caterpillar is making VR controllable machinery so construction equipment can be controlled from anywhere in the world.. shits gonna be like that I, Robot movie where thousands of jobs are eliminated lol

[static schooner]

I see some equipment being remotely controlled from the jobsite, but I would think that VR would sacrifice operational awareness

the whole construction site is like Minecraft

[forest edge]

they showcased using it at the beginning of a construction doing the ground work. in that scenario having no people on the ground would maybe be a little safer

be curious to know if all you would need to get your cert and license to operate that machinery at that point would be a $15 VR game from steam

[static schooner]

just like VR surgery

and Grand Theft Auto for a driving test

[forest edge]

i am kind of surprised there hasn't be a push for VR train control. if anything I could maybe see that being almost better with more awareness through multiple cameras than an actual conductor

hell i watched a video the other day that talked about that train companies already have their own cell type thing inside every train specifically to monitor cell phone usage of the operators during work hours

[umbral cliff]

Doubt that would be something. Fully automatic trains will be the push instead

[forest edge]

has to be a step before fully automatic

[static schooner]

most of the time, it would be the most boring video game ever

[umbral cliff]

Some trains are already fully automatic

We've already made the step

And most trains are just a driver following computer controlled signals and directions

[forest edge]

maybe that's why they don't. too afraid someone would just walk away from the controls to go watch a marvel movie while a real life train barrels down the tracks lol

[forest edge]

what trains are fully automatic?

[umbral cliff]

Few of the Singapore MRT, some of the London underground
Probably a few more that I'm not aware of too

[forest edge]

subway style trains?

commuter is a little diffrent

[umbral cliff]

Some others too
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automated_train_systems

[forest edge]

little trains I get, trains confined in tunnels makes sense etc etc but I was more referring to above ground freight

[umbral cliff]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RER_A - commuter train
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercity_Express - inter country
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thameslink - commuter

So yes they do exist

[forest edge]

commuter trains are diffrent

they don't have stops where cars need to be dropped off and picked up, don't have to deal (usually) with those side chutes.. whatever they call the gets off the track cause another train is coming from the other direction

the train lengths are nowhere near comparable

there is just a lot more involved

not saying it's not possible, just there is so much more involved with freight trains

[umbral cliff]

You said commuter here
Yes freight is different. But the fact is that sort of automation is already in place on mining sites, apart from the disconnecting/ connecting carriages it's not too hard to see it happen
And the latter is easily solved by a couple of people working at the yard

I can see it happening

[forest edge]

I said commuter there cause that is what you were referring to

I was referring to freight

[umbral cliff]

Apologies I thought you meant commuter was different to metro

[forest edge]

oh

[glacial knot]

And while they act as if the operator was in charge...
With the inertia of a train, they can't react one an object is in sight distance either way

[forest edge]

that picture made me think you had a couch vibrator hooked to HA for a sec

[soft oar]

Discord has a new layout on mobile

Idk if I like it yet

[forest edge]

you don't like extra stuff taking up more space on an already limited viewing window?

[soft oar]

✨

Tap that emote, then long-press the emote on the popup

[forest edge]

not on mobile

[dusky plank]

rate my setup

[forest edge]

looks ribbiting

[clear ferry]

Froschilicious

[dusky plank]

@clear ferry i know your next 3d printer project

[dusky plank]

I remember my dad pulling out the radio of the car so it doesn't get stolen. lol

[orchid rose]

oh, that's hot

[clear ferry]

I remember ME pulling the front of the radio so it wouldn't be stolen

2002-2006 ?

[umbral cliff]

Norway that crime ridden huh

[clear ferry]

tbf, in my hometown we didn't even lock our doors until 2010 probably

people would just randomly walk in and yell "do you guys have any coffee?"

[clear ferry]

alright time to fly home, just gotta find a resturant for dinner first since the local airport is basically a hole in the wall

[brazen fable]

BROO

[soft oar]

Meanwhile my city

[clear ferry]

What is this? Johannesburg?

[soft oar]

Don't know where that photo is from exactly but I'm in Buenos Aires

And the front of my house has iron bars like that too... and a few years ago burglars tried to break in anyway, opening the bars with a car jack

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/simuladores-flags-argentina-flag-gif-14756868

[last cedar]

Wow, you spoke English with each other?

[clear ferry]

Yes, of course

All Norwegians are octalingual

Nice not having to stress with my transfer, I got to the airport early and got booked to an earlier flight

More time at Kastrup

[orchid rose]

while they probably should, I don't think the Norwegian dialects count as separate languages

[clear ferry]

Some of them should for sure

[clear ferry]

Sas lounge life

[dusky plank]

I also have a new place for the next weeks

[clear ferry]

That's the strangest hotel room I've seen

[dusky plank]

that is no hotel

[static schooner]

You need a bigger TV to block more of the view :). Then have a static picture of a mountain on it

[clear ferry]

That sounds awfully american

[clear ferry]

My brain is currently freezing up

how do I get my for loop to show what host returns what again ?

eh, I'll just pipe it to excel and give them line numbers 😄

Siemens wouldn't let me download MIBs without a service contract

so I had to diff two files to find the correct OID for a failed power supply

then I'm snmpwalking all the switches

[last cedar]

Hammers work well too!

[clever mortar]

Etherkiller is quicker

[clear ferry]

I should send @last cedar double-edged etherkiller for christmas

one out of two plugs kill your switch

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/sausagefest-herve-sausage-nod-yes-gif-25931932

[clear ferry]

choose wisely

[clear ferry]

zzzzz delayed flight

might get cancelled

might get another hotel night

[last cedar]

Oh no 😦

Install a long cat5 cable when you are there, so you can be "on-site" in the future 🤣

I found out today, we are expanding an alarm that hasn't been sold for 12 years, you program it over a virtual serial port to modem interface, will be fun

I am the only one at work that deals with them haha

[clear ferry]

I've done virtual serial port over modem once

In 2002

Telephone central stuff

[last cedar]

This will probably go on until lightning gets them, we have about 20 and one of the municipalities people has a fetish for them

We, or another company needs to swap the main pcb in one because we can't remote it, so I had to go out and program by hand instead, 30 schedules for arming/ disarming, it is so fun!

[clear ferry]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4xHWH1jwV5j4mBYRhxPbwZ

Relevant track waiting at the airport

[dusky plank]

the firewall rules for > 3 hops get exponential complex

[clear ferry]

Yuck

Even in military i seldom see more than two hops

Or.. two firewalls

Three hops essentially

[dusky plank]

finally I do something which is bigger in numbers than you do

[clear ferry]

That usually means it is a bad idea

[dusky plank]

did you just assume my experience?

[clear ferry]

Yes

[dusky plank]

ok it might be a bad idea

[glacial knot]

Wdym 3 hops firewall rules o.0

[dusky plank]

military stuff of course

[glacial knot]

Mhhm. A war between your left and right hand?

[clear ferry]

And the middle one

[dusky plank]

atxhorny

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-andy-40year-old-virgin-love-you-long-time-horny-gif-5518011

[clear ferry]

Finally boarded

Jfc this will good overtime

https://i.redd.it/kto2jwiao7va1.png

[clear ferry]

Finally landed, now just to get home

[umbral cliff]

Pretty boring looking lounge. Hope the free food and drink is good at least

[forest edge]

yea the package of croutons and tap water

[static schooner]

Looks like somebody's house

[umbral cliff]

That sounds like some really shitty lounge

I enjoy the free alcohol and food, or in some lounges freshly made to order food

[forest edge]

did you not look at the picture? Rob was right, that was an airbnb lol

[umbral cliff]

The lounge atx posted?

[forest edge]

yea isn't that what you were commenting on?

[umbral cliff]

Lol looks worse than some airbnbs

Yeah can see how you can see that

[forest edge]

and now they got fleas in the house

[clear ferry]

Copenhagen sas lounge, not great, not terrible, well worth it for the price, but when waiting for 7h at the airport

[umbral cliff]

Price? Ew imagine paying for lounges

[clear ferry]

Well, i don't pay for it, but it was 249DKK

[umbral cliff]

Still. Paying for a lounge regardless

ew

[clear ferry]

I'd gladly pay for lounge access with two kids waiting at the airport

[umbral cliff]

Ill just take my free lounge access

[clear ferry]

Mine includes family in December and July I believe

[umbral cliff]

I get one guest, and if a qantas lounge 2 kids free as well. Lifetime status is great

[clear ferry]

Roo airlines

[late gate]

Kids in lounges. Ewwwww!

[umbral cliff]

Agreed

[clear ferry]

Y'all kidfrees

[late gate]

Send your kids in the checked in baggage please

[fallow karma]

Aw , $h1t! Here we go again...

[dusky plank]

looks like a doorbell modernization

[fallow karma]

Nope , sprinkler with two zones, pump , outside power outlet (for pool pump or lawnmower) and software pressure switch .

[prisma briar]

I wish it made sense to get a pool where I am

[fallow karma]

Alaska?

[prisma briar]

Colorado

We had one growing up and we could only use it maybe 3 months a year

Couldn't open it until late May/early June and had to close it by mid September most years

It was just too cold outside that range

The rest of the year there was just this 15' circle of the yard we couldn't use.

[static schooner]

Skating rink?

[prisma briar]

I never tried ice skating

I used to inline rollerblade though

[forest edge]

@tidal bronze only thing missing now, are you ready?

[tidal bronze]

@forest edge don't know what that is but.....

[static schooner]

Some Ghostbusters shenanigans going on there

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostbusters-billmurray-gif-20781761

[fallow karma]

No worries, same here. Even worst.

[forest edge]

like something you would normally see in norway https://youtu.be/2nOaNCJV-74

[glacial knot]

the trick is to not be weak 😂
People swim in winter

[finite atlas]

conputer!

[orchid rose]

I sometimes use MediaMonkey to cast from PC to my google cast speakers but you you can't ask Google to play from that source so it's not a real replacement for something like Spotify

looks like full integration is limited to YouTube Music, Spotify and Apple Music if I can trust the Home app listing

[clear ferry]

Tiny bass is tiny

[last cedar]

@clear ferry 19 frets?!

Is this a bass for raccoons?

[clear ferry]

3/4th scale

Great for playing tool on

[dawn moth]

Thoughts? Is it worth it over going diy tazmoto?

[clear ferry]

You guys and your thermostats

[dawn moth]

Me like remote control

And data collection on me end... not big cloud

But I need quick thermostat stat

[clever mortar]

Then... if you care about HA integration you wanted to ask that over in #integrations-archived

[static schooner]

Modern life

[dawn moth]

Thanks, me really tired, ya know what type of echo bee that is?

[clear ferry]

I haven't seen one since 1992, so not sure

We had one in the house I grew up in, that house also had intercom

[dawn moth]

It's a premium

[orchid rose]

TIL Norway is backwards and doesn't utilize district heating. Shameful

[clear ferry]

We do quite a bit

In city centers

[orchid rose]

your total is 4% apparently https://www.wedistrict.eu/interactive-map-share-of-district-heating-and-cooling-across-europe/

[clear ferry]

Sounds about right

Inner city is not very populated

And since electricity has traditionally been €0.01 per kwh

[orchid rose]

Glad to share the free market with you 🙂

[clear ferry]

Hyvää

[clear ferry]

https://v.redd.it/zz5sp9ixykva1

[glacial knot]

and then foreigners get confused that we do tend to tip in Germany 😕

[clear ferry]

I refuse to tip

Unless I'm in the US, I feel sorry for the poor souls

I met a mortified Japanese man in London, who was asked if he wanted to tip

[glacial knot]

🤷 I usually round up as it's custom here
And if I put someone into more work than should be their work or they did some service I didn't expect (you know, what American's say why they tip) I put in some extra

[forest edge]

like getting excited about a turd floating. https://youtu.be/-g18PMjjlcc

[harsh heath]

Good evening, I'd like to express my love towards big dogos

[odd dragon]

Hi, I was trying to do this mod, but I am stuck at installing ADB drivers. The win11 device manager recognises the NS Panel (vie USB) as "portable device'" MTP USB Device (px30_evb) and a mass storage device appears in file manager with same name, instead of"USB Device".
Probably this prevents the ADB to connect the device.
Can you please suggest, what can be wrong?

[young sigil]

#diy-archived can probably help. Just shitposts here.

[last cedar]

And raccoons, right? :/

[forest edge]

of course not. how silly for you to ask.

[last cedar]

I play this mod...

Guess why 🤣

[forest edge]

slaughterhouse?

[last cedar]

:/

[forest edge]

i've seen racoons, rabbit pairs, coyotes, a number of cats and deer in my front yard this year. not unheard of although the deer is rather rare

[umbral cliff]

If its rare should cook it more, medium rare at the least surely

[clear ferry]

I prefer my meat still bleeding

[last cedar]

So jealous of your raccoon sightings 🤣

[forest edge]

I actually don't like deer meat.. just dosen't taste good no matter how it's cooked

[forest edge]

prob for the best, if you were here you'd already have rabies lol

[last cedar]

you are probably right

[forest edge]

rabies is scary. knew someone who had survived getting bitten by something with rabies twice with only a 2 year seperation

talk about bad luck

[finite atlas]

surviving rabies twice? yeah bad luck..

[forest edge]

actually getting bitten twice

rabies is rather rare, in my lifetime i've only seen 2 or 3 animals that i "thought" had it and both times was inside a car

in the middle of the night

[clear ferry]

That's what you get for living in a shitty area or trying to fuck wildlife I guess @finite atlas

[forest edge]

this is one of the reasons putting people on block is stupid.. making comments on a convo they cannot follow lol

[umbral cliff]

Atx could still see your messages if he wants

Hes purposely ignoring you

[forest edge]

thats what block is

[umbral cliff]

Except he can follow it if he wants

Block just hides by default with the option to reveal a message

[forest edge]

i guess i don't get what you mean by "follow"

oh I think I understand what you mean

[mint pike]

Have you enabled adb in the Sonoff app? 😄

[odd dragon]

Seriously? I was checking the app, only relevant stetting I have found is "LAN enable", which is on.

[dusky plank]

Press F1 for Help?

[clear ferry]

ALT+SYSRQ

[forest edge]

@tidal bronze your disneyland isn't even safe lol https://youtu.be/siTH4PKx5Sg

[umbral cliff]

Germans here, how do you play Scrabble or is it just not a game played in German

[clear ferry]

They probably play it very german

[harsh heath]

Sure

lolol it gives tiny bite too

[glacial knot]

I don't get the question
We place blocks with letters. Is there anything weird about it?

[umbral cliff]

But the length of german words

[glacial knot]

Ja?

[harsh heath]

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragunsgesetz

waddaya mean it's easy

you just need a bigger surface*

[finite atlas]

never played it once

[umbral cliff]

Probably needs one the size of a car

[clear ferry]

Unsure if English is the only language that splits words

Norwegian \ Swedish and Finnish don't afaik

[dusky plank]

seitenbacher müsli

[steel crag]

Well, the Welsh for sure don't. What's the word score on Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch ?

[umbral cliff]

110 apparently

Or 89 from another website

I dunno

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/RyVH.gif

[last cedar]

It is so rolly!

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-roll-rolling-gif-9052103

[static schooner]

best impression of an armadillo

https://factanimal.com/armadillo/

#2 looks like a dinosaur emerging from an egg 🙂

[harsh heath]

Thank you, I have sent that gif to 5 different people since this morning

Why are you so obsessed with raccoons might I ask

[harsh heath]

If I hadn't knew the animal, I'd have thought about a very dangerous, big and tanky animal

[glacial knot]

🤔 I like the weird research homework papers more

[clever mortar]

Another I joined this Discord so I can spam you with surveys

[forest edge]

would you rather, Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

[clever mortar]

That's floating close to the no religion line 😛

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-mask-dodge-gif-22809594

[clever mortar]

I must watch that again

[clear ferry]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5GAHvniPRIYO1vlLj1gwUj?si=36f50e1bbb3c4847

It's so strange to have a full calendar again after 1.5 years of self studies

Currently have a very critical HP-UX environment that needs my attention yesterday, a full industrial ethernet network I need to document and replace and suddenly some finns want me to design their entire infrastructure, plus trying to shoo my promotion still

Not to mention designing a HPC environment for national computational services

Got my new alarm system installed today though, and it integrated in HA without any hickups

[finite atlas]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/04/24/7d9a9c91ef89e8e6.mp4

[static schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat-youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-ship-we-need-a-bigger-boat-this-boat-is-not-big-enough-wide-eyes-gif-17329789

[prisma briar]

Finally came up with a decent mount for my watch's wireless charger

I got my desk set up nice. Wallmounted my monitors, mounted my headphone amp/dac under the desk, put a headphone mount clip on, got a wireless phone charger to go in one of the cable run holes and a outlet/USB charger to put in the other hole

[tawdry wind]

what the heck is the Wyoming protocol

https://github.com/home-assistant/supervisor/pull/4248

from latest supervisor

Found it: https://github.com/rhasspy/rhasspy3/blob/master/docs/wyoming.md

[last cedar]

I have been thinking about raccoons recently, surprising right?

I think they are very cute, the way they chew, and move. The little grabbies are just adorable. The lack of asking first, and just grabbing stuff. And then they are just really cool. Ever seen a cat steal a doormat? Ever seen a dog that can use a brush to sweep the floor? 🤣

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-binatang-hewan-pencuri-curi-gif-11069677

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-sweep-broom-cute-pet-gif-16161898

And the hand rubbing is just next level heart melting

[static schooner]

Someone on our work Slack said they'd seen a couple of raccoons in their yard and wanted to know if there was someone they could call. You up for it?

[last cedar]

I really like a lot of other animals too, but raccoons are probably my fav atm

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-run-forrest-gump-tom-hanks-gif-4170876

Omw

[static schooner]

I'm sure they wanted to know what to feed them and how many doormats they need

[last cedar]

Everything, and all the doormats would be a good start

[static schooner]

I'll pass it on

[last cedar]

Apart from grapes, if they feed them grapes they will end up having 2 raccoons for life

Sausages seem quite popular too

https://tenor.com/view/mobbed-raccoons-raccoon-sausages-man-gif-19231249

[static schooner]

The problem is that fingers look like sausages

[last cedar]

Forbidden sausages 🤣

NO SONOMA

No coyote recommendations

[static schooner]

<stops typing>

[last cedar]

LOL

[forest edge]

was just gonna suggest alkaseltzer tablets

[last cedar]

To be fair, if I had raccoons in my yard destroying stuff or eating my chicken eggs, I would probably not like them as much

[last cedar]

Hahaha this is so evil 🤣

[forest edge]

yea, i'd kill anyone i caught doing that

[last cedar]

Giving alkaseltzer tablets to raccoons? I would kill them too

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-forman-debra-jo-rupp-laugh-meme-hysterical-laughter-lol-gif-24893555

We have wild boar not too far away, the babies are just adorable, but I wouldn't be saying that if they destroyed my garden etc 🤣

They keep fairly much to themselves at the edge of the forest, not sure why they don't come here, we have 1 other property between us and the forest

[forest edge]

threat of bacon

[last cedar]

That might keep them away!

[forest edge]

@tidal bronze John Oliver just did his second piece on how sketchy crypto is.. you might wanna trade your bitcoin in for pez candy refills while you still can lol

[clear ferry]

https://v.redd.it/lgh1vael4yva1

[forest edge]

I feel like wire ferrules are just a scheme

been seeing more crap about people "recommending them" and of course they always use some fancy crimping tool while doing so

[steel crag]

I use my same crimper on them as I use for everything else

[forest edge]

two sided crimper or one those fancy 4-6 sided crimpers?

I always see them using those fancy ones that crimp all around and those cannot be used on most crimp style connectors

the jaws don't open wide enough

[steel crag]

I have a set of those, a set with changeable dies, and a regular 2 sided... I always travel with the 2 sided and rarely use the others

[forest edge]

wouldn't think a two sided crimp on a ferrule would be secure enough

[steel crag]

The one have has 3 different crimp areas for non insulated insulated and "other" I just use that on the ferrules

[harsh heath]

Okay

Opposums are also cool

especially the aussie ones

I like the feature where they get knocked out if they experience too much stress

[static schooner]

That's hardly one bite

[clear ferry]

It's only a picoByte

[dusky plank]

we have that too

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/tester-opossum-gif-21527300

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[dusky plank]

https://tenor.com/view/enter-the-void-gaspar-noe-psychedelic-melodrama-french-experimental-gif-16248246

we don't even get knocked out, we trip out

[harsh heath]

I too, act like I'm dead until the dishes go away

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-play-dead-jump-gif-17529828

[forest edge]

about to watch evil dead. been far too long since I watched bruce campbell

[sick socket]

@calm wind Love the video with your analog phone ❤️. What type and model is that phone?

[calm wind]

It's a Heemaf type 1955, which was used by the Dutch telephony company PTT in that time

[sick socket]

Thank you!! It's a cool phone.

[tidal bronze]

To get a barn loving Midwest hombre to watch John Oliver, welp, that's worth losing 2 trillion in heartbeat 💓

My job is done here. 🤣

Progress always comes in strange phases.

[forest edge]

when nothing left, burn your own state is that it?

[tidal bronze]

Things couldn't be better in the Golden state homes

Well other than some expected floods with fast melting etc etc. 🤣

[forest edge]

if your not burning alive, you are drowning amirite?

[midnight adder]

Hi. Someone know something about OwnTracker ? I would like connect with Home Assistant and i need to know that can i replay route from for example two days ago ?

[clear ferry]

You mean Owntracks ?

[midnight adder]

yes

[clear ferry]

tbf, it is a overly complicated product, I ditched it after a while, fine if you have a fleet of cars or something similar, but for home use, nah

but all that would be Owntracks related, not HA related

Owntracks has its own DB and interface

[clever mortar]

#integrations-archived can help with the OwnTracks integration

You can't replay historical data though

[midnight adder]

wants to supervise drivers, do you think there is no point in doing it through a home assistant?

[clever mortar]

Depends, is that all you want to do?

Because HA isn't really a tool for that

You probably want something designed for that, like Traccar

[midnight adder]

I want to read from the history of which day how many routes he covered

[clever mortar]

HA could do that, but only if you give it the location in real time

[midnight adder]

not good

[clever mortar]

Hence why I said to use a tool designed for what you want

[midnight adder]

mayby you known any aplication which will can show me history of localization

[clever mortar]

Yes

I already said

[midnight adder]

you mean about Traccat?

[clever mortar]

Traccar, yes

[midnight adder]

to many to paid

[clever mortar]

Traccar is free

https://github.com/traccar/traccar

I'm sure however there are forums for this kind of thing that can provide you with more guidance

[midnight adder]

great thanks !

[soft oar]

ughhh

Stupid Discord added markdown links, new tool for scammers to abuse... https‌://www.theregister.com/2023/04/26/discord_rolls_out_new_features_easier_phishing

[clever mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-try-saturday-night-live-good-try-nice-attempt-nice-shot-gif-25237563

[soft oar]

You may need to restart the app if it's not showing up

[clear ferry]

Hwat

[clever mortar]

Thankfully Discord defaults to asking you about every link you click

[soft oar]

Not on mobile (yet?)

[clear ferry]

It is

[soft oar]

Seems I had already trusted YouTube domain before

[clever mortar]

Annoyingly there's no official way of untrusting domains

[arctic cobalt]

That's actually sus af

And a stupid decide

[clear ferry]

I love the fact that AI making stuff up is called hallusinations

[forest edge]

ha using old phones for voice in HA.. that's pretty neat

not sure how many people will use that tho

[low harness]

The markdown thing is also why people posting yaml without code tags looks even worse now

like:

• this
• becomes
• a bullet list
• I think

like:
  - this
  - becomes
  - a bullet list
  - I think```

[glacial knot]

:rooKek:

Whatever. I'll react with external emotes to greens from now on

[clear ferry]

[low harness]

Also, that's not the official video

Also also interesting that it prints it out in replies:

[upper apex]

Anyone have any suggestions on "Whole House" power monitoring systems? Looking for something thats as close to plug and play as possible because I am in a rental atm...

Looking to at least see the current draw on the whole house..

Zigbee or wifi

[clear ferry]

In Norway i would just say han meter, we replaced all meters in the country with smart ones, and consumer is required by law to be able to read it locally

But, depends what meter you have and where

[forest edge]

something like this? https://sense.com/ or more DIY?

Kind of scary seeing the uptick in the amount of people who have pretty similar outlook on humanity's future as me lately lol

[boreal solstice]

I figure this is the best place to ask, but say I got my hands on an old HP server. What could I do with that? (big picture, not just HA wise)

[steel crag]

Well, without context I'd say a nice crawdad trap?

[upper apex]

Yes that looks promising!

[boreal solstice]

😂 well i mean, its got 24 gb ddr3 ram, not sure on the cpus, havent gotten in there, and 4 146 gb hard drives. plugged it in and it does seem to work

[steel crag]

Now we're getting somewhere

Well sounds like a VM host to me

HA in a VM and whatever else you wanna run

Dl380?

[boreal solstice]

yes, dl380 g7

[steel crag]

I have a G5 somewhere in this house

Or is it a G6.... can't remember

Either way its esxi

[boreal solstice]

though... i am slightly worried about power consumption. Im running my pc, 5 3d printers, and a mini fridge in my room already and no where else to really put it

[steel crag]

Hence why mine is not plugged in

Although I do have the capacity I do not have the wish to pay for it to run

[boreal solstice]

as a broke college student, i understand that too well

[steel crag]

There's 2 network switches, a router, DVR, mini fridge, my PC and all my soldering/rework stations

[steel crag]

As the father of a near college student....

Oh and my 2 NAS's and my 2 rpi's also in my rack

[boreal solstice]

though those are fairly low in power consumption, but considering all that together, that a good chunk of power

[steel crag]

I have way too much shit

I'm throwing stuff out like everyday and still the boxes are full

I have a box full of like 20 IP phones

Why? Cuz I can really

[boreal solstice]

i just recently moved, so luckily i was smart enough to clean out a ton of stuff before moving

[steel crag]

I'm redoing my PBX so I'm keeping them just in case

Yeah I'm doing like 8 years worth of spring cleaning

And sorting

[boreal solstice]

i most definitely wish you luck with that

[steel crag]

So.basically the entire house is in pieces rn

Oh I don't need luck my friend

But thank you

[boreal solstice]

just time and patience really lol

[steel crag]

I just do a little everyday

But I do need to relocate like 6 network drops as well so maybe when I get that I'll tidy up rack the same time

I mean I do this shit for a living so it's really just wanting to do it

🤣😂

[boreal solstice]

that honestly pretty cool you do that for a living

[steel crag]

I don't think so, it's the only thing I'm really good at but thanks

[bright cave]

Has anyone else had trouble connecting their FP2 to their wifi? Once again I'm having issues with a device only being able to connect to 2.4ghz

Even though it seems like most advice says you shouldn't use separate 2.4 and 5ghz networks

I still end up running into this issue often

[forest edge]

you may wanna look up eyedro. it's not as polished as sense but it's also 1/3rd the cost. both can be implemented into HA

[forest edge]

@tidal bronze so much for make love not war.. https://youtu.be/XYaQ5hT2sSs

[clear ferry]

Should buy this for @green inlet for Christmas

[crisp oriole]

My latest desktop redesign. https://community.home-assistant.io/t/kde-widgets/552152

[forest edge]

don't care for the transparent. looks dated or something. aside from making it harder to read the information the window borders stick out like a sore thumb

[clear ferry]

[orchid rose]

I prefer grinding my teeth

bit sus

Probably not the right server to make bank

[static schooner]

Here is a cool gun dispenc
Only in America

[clear ferry]

People flip in school?

[static schooner]

Did you join this server to promote that thing? Or do you actually use Home Assistant?

Posting spam will get you banned

[glacial knot]

Rob asking the real questions D:

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/answer-me-waiting-impatient-phone-message-gif-20383214

[static schooner]

Make your bank somewhere else, dude

[glacial knot]

-- zoning laws

[forest edge]

someone selling snake oil?

[orchid rose]

My dude put the hammer down 😱

I don't even know what that scam was

[clear ferry]

Speaking of putting the hammer down

https://open.spotify.com/track/1jIerjgmmIjYoiRaf0DaM0?si=fZC8P3HDRUeMxEXEKFBZ-g

[static schooner]

Gum dispenser. Weirdest spam ever

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-and-brown-chewing-gum-nom-nom-nom-chew-yummy-gif-25363644

[static schooner]

I can only imagine that it's somehow full of drugs

[clear ferry]

At least he didn't bring guns to school

Pew pew

https://tenor.com/view/want-bubblegum-you-want-bubblegum-bubblegum-gum-want-some-gum-gif-22869896

[fallow karma]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1290978595130779?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[forest edge]

russian facebook hacks..

[last cedar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/131r51k/a_gang_of_robber_raccoons_on_a_secret_mission/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=13&utm_content=share_button

@forest edge We made it past the coyotes

[clear ferry]

Someone was talking about German Scrabble the other day

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cra_sURMsvn/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[last cedar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/132lfjr/shooting_fish/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button

[late gate]

finally getting my shit together and virtualizing home assistant

[clear ferry]

You mean dockerizing

[late gate]

haha, I was actually thinking just a VM

I do like HAOS. its limited, but I have absolutely no need to thinker on HA

[clear ferry]

Yuck

[late gate]

everything is yuck for you :p

but then I can snapshot before updates etc

[clear ferry]

You can with rsnapshot every 15 minutes

[prisma briar]

Made a wireless media controller for my PC. Going to mount it under my desk. Still need properly labeled keycaps though.

[late gate]

will the esphome gui work on a non haos version?

[clear ferry]

Yes

Anything haos does you can do

It is nothing special about it, except it being shit

[clear ferry]

That looks like a portable fidget spinner for superADHD

[late gate]

Okay I will try the docker version then, if that makes you happy

[clear ferry]

Yes

[late gate]

everything to make you happy

[prisma briar]

Just a few keys and an LCD, got an esp32 in there powering it

Windows's API for getting playing media sucks. It keeps glitching something out if I call it more than like once every 10 seconds and sends explorer.exe into a crash loop even after I quit calling it.

Have to log out then back in to get it to cooperate

I used Cherry MX style switches in it, they were really easy to work with. Just needed at 14mm x 14mm hole in a 1.5mm thick layer with 5mm between each hole

[late gate]

What is the minimum cpu generation you guys would do on a home server? Go straight on 12/13th gen, or run say a 9th gen?

[prisma briar]

Depends on what you're doing/budget, but generally newer is better for power efficiency.

A 10 year old sever will run a few vms and share some disk just fine but it'll take 200w while doing so

If not more

Also more efficient servers last longer on UPSes

[finite atlas]

minimum is skylake

[last cedar]

I say DDR4 or later now

Have bought DDR3 systems in the past

[clear ferry]

Anything less than v2 intel xeons are e waste these days

[clear ferry]

A 11 year old server will run 400+ VMs fine

If properly specced

I run 80+ on my low specced 2015 system

[odd dragon]

Ahhh, I thought you were just kidding, but as a last chance I was Googling the ADB enable in sonoff app and realised, that it is real! Many thanks! But wonders me why nobody mentions it (even Blackadder's post not...)?

[mint pike]

I Think they added that with a later version

[last cedar]

At most 1 chrome tab, though

[clear ferry]

_laughs in 839 tabs on my laptop _

[prisma briar]

Yea, if they're all single-purpose or light.

You'd probably be pushing the RAM on a box that old too

[clear ferry]

Those generation boxes are usually 1.5-3TB max memory

Although could be more

[prisma briar]

Oh yea, 10 years ago was 2013, not 2009. =/

[clear ferry]

Storage is usually the bottleneck, unless all flash external das / nas

I installed my first 1TB system in 2008

[prisma briar]

Yea but those weren't the norm back then

[clear ferry]

3TB in 2010

Weren't uncommon, 512-768 has been the norm since the early 10s

Haven't seen a <768GB system since probably 2016/17

[prisma briar]

I think we still have a couple really old boxes kicking around with only like 300GB at work but all of our new purchases are at least 1.5TB

[last cedar]

@clear ferry has laptops with more than 1.5TB RAM /s

[clear ferry]

I wish

[forest edge]

@last cedarPP||P|| working like a charm. no idea why but spectrum has been randomly taking a dump today so it's been working my failover alot lol

wish the 4g connection through it was faster tho

[last cedar]

That is quite amazing, thr latest updates (23.1.x) have had so many bugs and hotfixes, it has been quite a mess (compared to previous releases)! @forest edge

[forest edge]

yea I had saw they were doing a lot on the cellular stuff. Once I had got it working, it was working so not sure what all updates had fixed/changed anything with my particular setup

I had hoped the changes would have made the info data accessable by the card put into opensense but that part still dosen't seem to work

[forest edge]

https://i.redd.it/5eepm3kzxjla1.jpg

[forest edge]

the good ole days https://youtu.be/cLUD_NGE370

[last cedar]

Maybe in a future update!

[prisma briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdMVSEmEYV0

This is what I set up frigate for

[clear ferry]

animal

Orly

But only 71% sure

[orchid rose]

could be a furry

you don't know what happens at Netham's house

[finite atlas]

i dont even want to know what happens there

[steel crag]

That's a rather compromising position you caught the squirrel in....

[upper apex]

is there an object detection HA integration I cant point a unifi camera RTSP stream at?

[orchid rose]

check out frigate

#cameras-archived is probably the right channel for support

[prisma briar]

Now I'm wondering if a furry has ever hurt themselves pretending they were a flying squirrel

[clear ferry]

The answer is always yes

[prisma briar]

There's individual categories for types of animals but I grouped them all together under a single 'animal' label so I didn't have 20 different categories in Frigate.

[static schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/def-leppard-animal-and-i-want-and-i-need-and-i-lust-gif-23490157

[sturdy remnant]

Hey All,

is there a way to search all the Geo-IP registries/providers at once?
I'm having an issue with my ISP and some services are reporting that i'm overseas
or is there a way to find out what Geo-IP registry/provider a certain service (Amazon Prime Video) is using?

[forest edge]

my understanding is you can use like iplocation.net which pulls from a bunch of a certian type of geo location service databases but there is no way to pull from everything that uses geolocation

[forest edge]

so that's what nerds dream about

[last cedar]

So many twists omg

It is such a dad meme

Like a dad joke

but a meme

[late gate]

@clear ferry you who use opnsense. what did you put in domain? own tls? It say you should not put local there, and I tried with my own domain, but full of dns errors encured, so switched to lan. Also in the dns tab (the same page as domain settings), should I put something there, the local dns, or an external dns? My dns queries goes into unbound -> DNS over TLS

[clear ferry]

In DNS what?

Where are you putting what?

[late gate]

this two

I am a bit unsure if I should put 10.x in the global one

[clear ferry]

You shouldn't have anything there

Also, fucking disgusting light theme

[late gate]

haha, I can put it to dark theme just for you

I decided to fully reinstall home assistant with all automations etc. too much crap and old entities from old

should be an auto-cleanup in HA

now its on docker at least

[glacial knot]

don't let your dreams be dreams. Write the cleanup function

[late gate]

haha, yeah and be responsible for a bug that delete all the entities @glacial knot ? I think no!

@clear ferry so you use local. hmm and it get no mdns conflict? I just ask since it say in the info text on the domain never use local

[glacial knot]

who doesn't have at least a daily backup of their config? o.0

[late gate]

a lot probably