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You own like half of Norway
Go on
Number plates in your drive way? Say 10 meters from your house?
would be nice, need fisheye probably
10 meters wide, like a big square?
say my driveway is... 8x18 meters or so
and curving
to the left
if you must know
LET ME TAKE A PICTURE
With respect to spacetime
Is that a raccoon raiding your doormats?
Fat raccoons may bend the light
They create their own gravity
Is that your camera phone?
yes
Good pic tbh
I will do some napkin maths
I would put camera to the right of the garage door that is open, above it, as we are looking now
Gives it a slightly straighter view
4mp image is 2560 pixels wide, 10 meter field of view (width) would give 256 pixels per meter, that would be enough
Think I have an 8MP poe camera here
You want a fairly fast shutter speed to get a clear image, so you need some light, a 10W led floodlight would probably be perfect
in a box
my night vision is actually quite good, I can read the two first cars from my terrace up above already
You could do with more light futher away ๐
Need to pull a cable out there and place it where you want it
Run it externally and test first
You can't undrill a hole
I have tried
Reverse mode on the drill doesn't put all the wood back :/
Normally alpr is all about fast shutter speed and tight fov
By the way, do you have food waste in your bin, I am quite hungry?
LIKE I HAVE WOOD
I would need to get through the concrete wall of my garage
I'm just gonna put it through one of the ventilation ducts I guess
I'm loving bitwig so far
just got my midi keyboard working, and shit just maps without questions
I might buy it if it comes on black friday sale
was ist das, hangouts @finite atlas
@last cedar come join, your are missing a wonderful moment!
Hello, I'd like to introduce you to Britain. If you can't touch the opposite walls in a room you're doing well ๐
I have a room in which I can touch opposite walls D:
I have to use ballet poses in my place, one leg and one hand, but I can do it in every room I think ๐
Here you both missed out on great streaming
I was pretending to be a youtuber
and oberfail loved it
Awww. Sorry, I had an actual ballet class ๐
He was a very enjoyable high quality YouDiscorder
i was very proud ๐ฅฐ
i especially liked the ( | )
Wonder if audio quality increases in discord if I pipe my instruments through OBS studio
I saw that you streamed, but judging from earlier messages it sounded like a foot fetish stream
Perhaps we should bug the HA team to increase the audio bitrate of the channel
is that a per server setting ?
Nope, it's a "number of boosters" setting
per channel, if you have enough boosts
You can check ๐
its a verified discord, shouldn't it have all boost features anyway?
Only $8/month? Bargain!
I should sign up as Elongated Muskrat and verify
doesn't even have an animated server icon
shame on the discord server not to abuse all features
wonder how good this thing would be at just video crunching https://www.microcenter.com/product/652909/asus-br1100cka-ys02-116-laptop-computer-gray
haven't seen netbooks in ages
thing is the same price i paid for my dell mini 10 and I love and still use that thing for certian things
the lack of the ability to use an ssd in it has me clicking away tho
Wait how can't you upgrade it? HDDs arent usually soldered in lol
it may have an m2 slot. not sure. but the internal it's using is emmc
what kind of video crunhing?
well it has quicksync so maybe as an alternative to a dedicated camera nuc or something
it's only 99 bucks
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@last cedar lots of these little guys need love. are these not an option for you? https://media.tenor.com/pgVDvHC8ybIAAAAM/ferret-running-away.gif
I think that's technically a 'moon walk'
I was hunting doormats, sorry
They bite down to the bone
Not unlike raccoons, now that I think about it
It is a possible, but a skunk, raccoon and possum are higher up the list
Where did you find a gif of @umbral cliff
who?
๐

Or maybe just ignoring you
just called him a euro, if he was just simply ignoring me he wouldn't be able to resist making a remark to that
He would. You haven't called the EU a country again
maybe I should say something along the lines of paying 40k for kindergarten
well, we dont
sure he thinks you pay twice that
who tf pays 40k for discord?
nitro lovers
whew the farm ha updated successfully. too cold outside for that to have any kind of hiccup
Vatsh itt oar I'll putt ohn mai schtrong German accent, ja
Howdy folks - I'm between jobs and this "find yourself an IOT job" thought keeps hammering me ๐
Based on my research there's:
- Chip manufacturing (Scilabs, and co)
- IOT Hardware firms / e.g. chip application & firmware (Signify and co)
- Related tech (HiveMQ, and co)
Is there a list of these maybe to eyeball?
=.= the smart radiator control I bought isn't in z2m yet
could just set up people's smart homes, would that be an IoT job? ๐ don't think that's what you're looking for though
was thinking of TRVs lately, they basically vary the amount of thermal agent that gets let into your radiator. I mention it because we're used to thinking valve more open means more heat, but what they really affect is hysteresis of the heat transfer. The thermal agent stays the same temperature (controlled by whatever it is that controls its temperature, be it central heating or otherwise)
so then the hysteresis is ultimately affected by the insulation of the room
That's how heating works here in general, yes
but it still lets more heat into the radiator (and room) with a further open valve
not sure what you are trying to say tbh.
To have my neighborhood hate me for good hah ๐
is that with your ceramic coating?
Yes
yes, ofc, but my point is that this is true because it affects the time it takes for the heat transfer to occur. That was what I was trying to say, there are 3 hystereses involved: the one from the new thermal agent let in and the old one already inside the radiator, then the exchange between the radiator and the air around it, and ultimately the exchange between the room and the outside.
Point being, there is a moment whereby no matter how much heat you let into your unit, the overall heat of the room won't increase any further and in some rooms this will be way before you reach maximum valve intake, meaning most of us just waste money on heat. This is just based on my personal testing: not saying it is your situation, seeing as I have no clue about your room insulation. But unless you figure out at what temperature that occurs, the TRV will not be as effective if set above that temperature
it's kind of hard to test for this because the outside temp always varies, and there is a point where it affects that drop drastically (water freezing point usually)
it's less insulation and more radiator surface to room volume iirc.
But also doesn't result in any cost difference the way we are set up in Germany
east or west?
These thingies work the same everywhere
They are based on temperature difference of the radiator to room
oh yes I know, Im not contesting that
I am in bucharest so the building block design is soviet, as well as it is in most former eastern block (depending on the building ofc - there are some that aren't)
perhaps yours isn't which is why you don't factor in the room insulation
I'm used to properly insulated houses in the area of former East Germany as well
My system has a valve that varies based on the outside temp, and then I have TRVs, it all sorts itself out, but lower temp out to the radiators and more flow seems to be most effective at the moment
What is this non insulated houses
you can lower your heating bill, by adding fans to those radiators or by encasing the device with a bit of wool
American trailer homes
but the relation to heating is also one step removed. Since it's more about efficiency for the whole system, and only about the radiator after an intermediate of the room temperature (or rather the delta to the heating agent)
I know
I concurr
today is the first day, i'm heating my room this year
Today is the first day I saw snow in the air
So we appear to be in sync @finite atlas
As long as we aren't vsync
I think the most efficient way is to have it like Michelle said, but also to use the least difference between the stages. Have the heating agent the equivalent of 1 * C differing from the outside and then have the amount of agent into the radiator also the equivalent of 1 * C differing from the room temperature
Yeah today is the first day i saw ice in germany
the number is off, sure but it's just a reference in order to convey my point. (the least amount of difference between the systems confers the least amount of effort and hence is the most efficient)
I would go futher and say that if there is no flow through the radiators, that also turning off the pump (if that didn't require cycling) would be best.
My ventiallation system uses water to pre-heat, and would cause cycling.
I need to install my new doors and insulate properly first, but I noticed now the heating curve is overkill
yes
Only swapped windows so far, and put the ventilation in
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this is the type of building Im in
@forest edge this is a movie, that can only be a USA original based on a real life story
https://videos.pr0gramm.com/2022/11/16/c9e17e133041ee4e.mp4
Sorry, I'll spend it making a new song called Haos, run me if you want shit to break daily with an improvised guitar solo played by two racoons
don't think i ever seen or heard of that one
seems I need to get a cat so I can also add cute cat icons to my dashboard
the icons require less maintenance, so maybe start with them as a trial
not compatible with my lifestyle
sounds different to the ones I remember though ๐ค
oh no wait I just missed a part
I remember we left dialup in 1995 for isdn, but my MIL still had dial up in 2003
Pretty sure that was the last time I saw dialup
Still prevalent in the US probably
So many weird things in one clip already
No idea what's going on there lol, but Tifo IRL has made an excellent series on the lead-up to the tournament if anyone's interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITKOCKpEca8
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why do they all look turkish?
heh
Those idiots did send me the bonnet from the LR4 that has no lights or anything on it
wonder if I keep at it if i'll eventually get a full another LR4 in pieces to put together in the end
I wonder what the smallest part they could provide is. I see lots of stories of them replacing entire bases
guess i'm gonna find out. without unscrewing anything, the damn thing is only 3 pieces lol
well 4, forgot about the drawer
@last cedar don't leave over the bananas! https://youtu.be/lnWSHrCZzVw?t=50
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@tidal bronze you still with us man? we need to know your ok after the whole crypto crash. wanna make sure you are ok with owning something that can't even be considered a paperweight..
Couldn't be better. Crash?๐ค long ways to go to hit $12 ๐คฃ
Like an NFT of a picture of a bitcoin
not that long lol
It's like your "end of California dream" harder you dream better we do๐
it's not my dream. my dream is for you guys get back the hot blondes to maybe get the Californians here to move back lol
The ones you have there are the ones we don't want anyway. Enjoy!
but i thought you guys liked silicone valley
Hmmm overrated
i'll be sure to post the cali freak outs for you this winter from our nextdoor posts lol
Please post anything california. Not been home in a while. Damn this 15 hour flight. ๐ณ
I do post California stuff, you always reject it cause it's always doom and gloom lol
Love the doom and gloom
Saw this and was thinking of @clear ferry and all that fiber ๐คฃ
I did see something the other day where one of the cities did a major crack down on the street racers? street whatever kids who took over sections to do burnouts etc
was like over 700 tickets issued and 20 some odd cars towed lol
atx is still apparently butthurt over something. he has me blocked lol
Ahhh all for love โค๏ธ
he needs a win a guess, must be tiring always thinking american's are being shafted at every corner then learning it was some shit the euro inquire posted and was untrue
or as the MIB put it, Hot Sheets
Oh boy best time to travel with $$$ it's a party everywhere ๐ฅณ ๐
apparently not by train tho
just watched a thing about that. train tickets more costly than flight. that's fooked up
Scenic routes always been that way, nothing new.
first class cross country maybe
but they always been cheaper than flight for most route
sparfuchs
I am this close ๐ค to make my config public,
there are however shell scripts in my config utilising credentials which are executed inside ha.
is there a convenient way to convert these also to use the secrets.yaml ?
Yes, wage theft sure makes household economies grow
You could make the entire shell script a secret i guess
posssible, but 200-line secrets is not the way ๐
You can use the magic of source
secrets.env:
SECRET="this thing"
OTHER="whale"
Then in your script
source secrets.env
yes, you see my discount above ^^
Given I already have two old style, two new USB C ones, and most sites that support them also support WebAuthN so I can use my mobile phone... I didn't bother
Y'all can never have enough!
I have two, but wife only has one, and I was thinking of getting a third anyway
so win win
four for the price of one
I can gift them to someone too ๐ค
Why are they so damn pricey in the first place?
Bananas are very very high value currency, of course I will leave for someone who can provide bananas
winter joost ceeehm in mah fees
in my best northerner accent
just ask @dusky plank my german accent is impeccable
Interesting, i just found a XL shirt I ordered from thinkgeek in 2002
And it is the same size as my 3xl hacktoberfest shirt
Or finnish speaking Swedish is very charming
if Bjorn can grow them, so can you
Precis
DAMN
the pain... is building again
eh, I'm too distributed for that
It works for distributed too
yeah but i have npm in dmz
I use it for access to my HA Core install on another computer
Also trivial to tie into Authentik for securing those services
it is already done ๐ would be more work at this point, but yeah I use traefik wherever possible, just not here
I just set up a multi-level Traefik the other day.
My server runs one instance, but forwards <anything>.certain-subdomain.something.com to my desktop computer which also runs traefik to redirect it to various temporary services. All covered by letsencrypt and all protected by authelia with 2FA using my yubikeys.
Niiiiiiice
So now I can e.g. run prusaslicer on my home computer from work
why you running motion? or is that a diffrent motion than the camera thing i'm thinking
motion detection?
your running frigate
Moin, i'm Stefan. 42 years old electrician from germany. and my english sucks ๐
yeah but I don't want / need everything in frigate
That's ok, most people who're native English speakers also suck at it
Can't blame them. Look at what they have to work with...
yea but motion is just anything while you can fine tune more with frigate. obviously no clue what your using ot for, just seems odd
resources are limited on kids toys ๐
ah heh
#frontend-archived can help with cards
There is no support for HA in this channel
(read the channel topic ๐ )
My German is flawless, ja
Ja
Got punked by my pool thermometer, I have automations to check if it's not responsive and turn off the boiler that heats the pool, it was responding...with 28.5C, regardless of the actual temperature ๐คก the pool got to 34C before I noticed what was going on lmao
Guess where I pulled the batteries out of the thermometer and put them back in again ๐
34 sounds nice
Oh it was, spent most of the evening in there, definitely got my moneys worth ๐
Made a set of new automations which should hopefully protect against it in future:
Trigger: Device turned on pool boiler, action: start 15 minute timer
Trigger: Pool temperature changes, conditions, boiler is on and {{ trigger.from_state.state < trigger.to_state.state }}, action: (re)start the timer
Trigger: timer finishes, condition boiler is on, action: turn off pool automation, turn off boiler, turn off pump, notify on discord
Has anyone here got a good home TV setup through plex?
I would like to cancel Sky TV (UK) and some how get free to air live tv that comes through the sky dish in my home into plex some how
I just stopped watching linear TV 5 years ago, and Norwegian national tv is free to stream and has appletv apps if I need to watch anything
Can't get my mrs to adopt that
But you need a tuner to network box for that, and configure the box in Plex, I've seen people do it
Plex has a list of supported ones
Tvheadend
I can't see any of them working from the satellite signal rather than a tv aerial though
It knows dvbt, dvbs and dvbc
Might be easier getting a new Mrs in the end
And it works great with jellyfin, should be easily doable with plex also
Yes tvheadend works with Plex
That's what I tried 5 years ago before I just cancelled tv
Can export m3u8 so any player should be able to deal with that
Don't have a normal PAL tv connector?
Nope
We never added one when we built the house
At the time we determined we would always have either sky or virgin (was NTL)
Some things may be able to read satellite and show the free to air/ no subscription stuff from it
Otherwise there might be a way to grab online streams of the channels, presume the UK also has those
Yes
There's various things like the Sky Stream that do that, or you can do it with Roku and other platforms
I like it for news, since can chuck it on and let it run (talking about the 24 hour ABC news channel there) otherwise yeah use everything digitally
You can buy "tuners" for Plex AFAIK, but I've never investigated
Sky Stream can't actually watch live TV
I picked up a cheap USB tuner and when I get a chance will try and put tv digitally
I thought you meant sky's product Sky Stream
Sky Stream is the TV box that allows you to stream Sky TV & all your favourite entertainment. No need for a dish, just WiFi. Find the right package for today.
Which also does live it seems
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No it doesn't i spoke with them yesterday and they said no you can only stream tv shows after they've broadcast
Missed the start? No problem. Live Restart allows you to go back to the start of any live show, on any channel.โ
Either way for either of these you still need a sky subscription
Just tell your mrs to stop living in the 90s already ๐ and buy some local storage
๐
That's probably on some fetish list somewhere 
Isn't UK broadcast free for all ?
To be fair, we only have 6 free channels
that are streamable from most stuff
but that is the only channels I care about with kids and news ๐
Yes it's all free to watch and i could buy a freesat box and just watch it there
but i want to somehow get that satellite signal into the live tv part of plex
if it supports tvheadend it should be easy
emby/plex as tv relais is not even fast, just saiyin
Is there something else you would suggest?
i use kodi media center as client or tvhclient on my tablet via wireguard if i wish to watch outside
even emby as backend for kodi cause its easier to manage users
depends on your hardware ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I had no issues with speed with tvheadend and plex 5 years ago
I was looking at running this all on some nvidia shields
all processiing happens in tvheadend and the plex server anyway
I found nvidia shields very overpriced when apple tvs can be had used for cheap
i would show you channel switching compare but i deleted yesterday 250 Videos on youtube cause they strike for nothing cause there is the word kodi..
tvheadend for local, its fast but I also have 16 tuners so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
jellyfin for remote
don't do transcoding in tvheadend, its fugly
i'll be waiting!
I got youtube algorithm'd last night and bought a bunch of mmwave/pir sensors.
Welcome down the rabbit hole
I saw there were some mmwave sensors for under 10โฌ now. Definitely going to get one or two to test out
I didn't take the easiest route I guess
I liked the mmWave PIR combo stuff and I'll just add 'em to the bluetooth proxies I have around.
https://shop.everythingsmart.io/en-us/products/everything-presence-one-kit?variant=41708846022853 I like the way this looks but no stock and pricey
I wish there was a local diner on doordash. I can order flowers but I can't order hashbrowns. ๐ฆ
the image is even accurate, nice
Yes
And thanks for the banana
I am off to steal some doormats now
I've been trying to find a single item on doordash with eggs but I give up. it's lunch time and I've just read the word steak so many times that I am very very hungry.
come over, you'll find a key under mine ;)
I already found it, let myself in, borrowed a banana. I locked up and put the key back.
nice, enjoy your food ^^
I have two jackets at home
I finally decided and it says 60 minutes to deliver. oh no.
I hear raccoon fur is very warm
๐
Anyone else always get confused by the forum comment dates that are "Feb '19" for February 2019 and "Feb 19" for February 19th 2022?
hey, anyone into old fps games? I recently been fkin with gzdoom engine, using all the old wads from the heretic/hexen series. Rly makes them quite playable
Heretic \ Hexen rules
I also enjoyed ROTT
Corridor 7 was fun too
My cousins best friend made a lot of levels for Doom Ultimate if memory serves right
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Ah yes, Redneck Rampage was fun too
impressive
oh yeah good reminder, redneck rampage
I manage with the Swedish climate very well
no fish there
Sweden is cold, for the Brits
Swedish fish improve customer service. Reddit confirmed it
For brits from somerset probably, from ornkey, probably not
Orkney is a separate island, they get to disown us when it suits them ๐
It's not that bad though, it's not Lerwick
That sounds awfully close to Lervik
which is a Island group outside of stavanger
great beer
I don't think beer should come from islands. Whisky should!
I had a couple of drams of Ardbeg today, oh it was glorious
smoky/peaty is acquired taste that I have yet to appreciate, unfortunately
I gave away my bottle of Lagavullin
The King of Islay!
If you want really smoky, try https://www.smokehead.com/
maybe I'll try again someday
If you want a surprisingly good blend, https://www.monkeyshoulder.com/ is my go to
Laphroaigh is already like drinking a cigar, how can it get smokier ?
bonfire smoke
Lagavulin tasted like I imagine licking an ashtray would
I think you might want to try the Octomore.
Well, smoking is expensive. ๐
Bruichladdich does good stuff but I haven't tried Octomore since the prices and no age statement just feel wrong
Moving over one of my OS drives from my old server to my new server, hoping it will boot nicely 
Oh there is a 10yo Octomore. 210โฌ locally ๐
Here's to bootin'! Slainte.
Hey all, just joined. Been using home assistant for a few years now and figured it was high time I met the community!
Oh yiiiiis, high times fo sho
I just kicked off my first big upgrade in a while. Haven't updated anything since Dec 2020 so it's been a bit of a ride this week. Tons of awesome new features to explore!
Yes, it rolls up and traps grabby little hands
Omg so nasty
Wow, that's a long time to hold back updates
I was running 0.96.5 for the longest time, only updated maybe 4 months ago :/ hehe
When I just started (I think that was 'round 2019 or a bit earlier) every update would break pretty much the entire world. Lately it's been a lot more smooth sailing
i installed HA 10 days ago
You lucky bastard.
haven't you shitposted in here for a couple months now?
yes
i can explain!
I dbout it
you are right ):
great
Oberfail came here for the raccoons but stayed for home automation
But maybe it was a couple of months ago that you added that to your profile, I do now know my dear friend.
Yeah, I act like I know what the raccoons mean but I really don't. Please don't tell anyone.
i have that profile pictute and about me tag since 2016
no
Oh.
2016 is a year we all strive to forget
hey how come it's always that first sip of beer, or coffee or that first draw of smoke that tastes the best? we perceive difference, not the thing in and of itself
a year ago -ish, i used HA to use my robot vaccuum cleaner, but just pressing the button on it was easier so it only lasted for two weeks
now i have a solar power array that i can easily monitor with HA
Well. I don't know about you but for me the fun starts when the case of beer is almost empty!
lol
Is that a zero-based index array?
I agree with that but that's also when the taste is less important and drowned out
Agreed! Except for the durum, that seems to taste better, somehow.
no its a hydroponic cooled flux compensator that with the help of 1gb of ram can do the job
Ah yes, I was looking for an integration for a hydrophonic cooled flux compensator but there wasn't one. Not even in HACS!
how do you mean, like in beer? or for eating
I mean that after a case of beer the durum tastes better, no taste drowned out ๐
Durum, that meat, dough, wrap and rolled, thingamajigg.
Yes, that's exactly the one.
Made by master chef Saddam himself.
like a gyro/shwarma you mean
I haven't heard it called Durum before. Because durum is a type of wheat
yep got it
Now I get the confusion with the wheat and the beer... ๐
Looks to me like a doner ๐
they probably used it to refer to the wrap itself, and then the meaning got extended to the whole thing
no, a doner is basically the same but the wrap is different. it's more of a bun than a wrap
anyway not trying to be pedantic, I got the meaning, that's what language is for
No worries, I'm glad you taught me the way of the Donor!
you should go and visit an eye doctor
lmao
or do one of those rohrschach test
speaking about beer, I made some pineapple beer the other day
Just threw some slices in?
I have a whole brewing kit I need to set up. I haven't done any of the jazz before. I need to see what I need to order.
it was a gift and it takes up a lot of room, lol
You can always send it over to me, cause I have a lot of space.
that's awesome
yeah it's basically the easiest thing to make, and it's made from garbage
like stuff you'd throw out (half a pineapple, which is such a shame)
it came with all of the ingredients but I got it like 18 months ago so I need to order it all
figure out which yeast I need, lol
the skin and the core, namely
I just realized I ordered x5 PIR sensors from dfrobot that I don't need. unlucky.
nah you're good, it doesn't go bad.
nah, I emailed them and they were like "your shit is bad"
ofc they say so, it's in their interest
So you ferment the pineapple? Or you add it to a bucket of fresh still needing to ferment beer?
I would definitely just use it for a batch: if anything, it will be shit, but you will still gain free XP
this way you wont waste the new batch
This. Better screw up that first brew with shady ingredients.
I'm not going to screw up
Exactly. ๐
Oh but you will.
It's going to smell like a thousand farts.
just 3liters of water with 200g of sugar and you throw in the skin and stem
leave for 3 days, and voila
Nice, I should try that
they said I probably just need to rebuy the yeast but I'm just going to do the whole kit
"Hello! Thanks for contacting us. I understand you want to know how long our kits are good for. We suggest using our recipe kits within 6 months of purchase for the ingredients to be at their freshest, however a lot of people will brew them within a year and have very good results. You may just want to check the kit. Taste the grains, if they taste like stale cereal or crackers you may want to replace the kit. Also, old hops kind of smell like Parmesan cheese and the malt syrup will get darker. Most likely the yeast is expired and this should be replaced with a fresh pack. Hope that helps! Please let me know if there's anything else I can help you with. Cheers!"
I love the way real strong hopped beer "bites" my tongue. Pineapple has that same quality so I think I might really like that indeed
me calling it beer is a bit misleading, seeing as it's sweet, more akin to a juice really, only fermented
I'm surprised it only needs 3 days. How high does the percentage get in that time?
yeah I wouldn't expect much in the way of alcohol, it's really weak, perhaps even less than kombucha (1-2%)
dry yeast doesn't go bad, it just loses potency. The worst that can happen is not getting a strong enough fermentation but it won't taste like shit. Just use double the dosage and you're good
Sounds like something I need to try comes spring
Also.. Chris, is this you?
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haha nah man it ain't me but nice catch!
Ah, ok, just making sure!
I did use that for my namesake
cos my real name is similar
and im into mystical shit etc
The other Chris DID do pilgrimage among Turkish sage, so I figured that's where the Durum/Doner knowledge came from.
I just couldn't gauge the large time-gap but, well, yah know.
yes he did, I re-watched a very good documentary yesterday about this
it was interesting in that it analyzed the historical context of the movement instead of the symbolism
This is all too much of a coincidence!
how do you mean
@finite atlas having installed HA for months 10 days ago, you with the pilgrimage, beers, whisky. My mind is exploding
I think you might be right, dear sir.
If by "this stuff" you mean this Chris fella' then the answer is simple. I just looked up that Wiki page, I never heard about the best man before ๐
And being able to link stuff quickly and having a vivid imagination does help a lot.
Right! Now throw away all those boxes. And, presto, you have a lot of space for your beer brewing.
Priorities, my friend.
I just went through my house so I have plenty of room, lol
yeah, moving more servers into this room soon and then I have even more room!
in my office, anyways
so you always google people's names? hehe
Most of the time.
Not always, for example with @night zodiac I didn't cause I don't freakin' know how to spell his name.
that's interesting. it shows you have a knack for context
Idk how this funnel came out of this box
and context is everything
I do have a deep urge to want to know things. Not in a nosy way but in an understanding way.
Gee. It's Thursday and we're in some sort of spiritual deep dive on the off-topic channel of Home Assistant. I don't know how much of this I can take!
I think I will just brew this in the guest bathroom. I'm afraid to have all of this liquid near my electronic stuff, lol
that's really refreshing to see nowadays
I think it would even fit in the closet of my bathroom
dark place, 23 degrees
for most fermentation that's the sweet spot
It does tend to bubble a bit and seeing it's your first brew you probably will overfill the thing and thus sprew sugary water all over your office
I am following a pretty set path with the instructions. I need to see what temps my bathroom likes to hold
will put a sensor in the closet too
Maybe so. I do agree a lot is pretty superficial nowadays - I also want to add that this spontaneous pop-up in this chat turned out way nicer than I initially expected.
we don't use it
well, does it have a shitter?
and a sewer drain?
doesn't matter, stuff is in the air. Now, depending on your ferment, it might overcome it but it will still be dank
could work
kombucha is another easy thing to make
but it does require a scoby though (the shit that ferments your brew)
something easy to ferment which doesn't require a culture is sourdough
it's just flour and water mixed together lol
Ah, I was mixing Kombucha up with Kimchi. I was going to say that I thought Kombucha was hard to make but that's Kimchi. The Korean cabbage thing in pots underground
nah man just use a blanket
Just don't shit on the blanket and you'll be fine
the funny kind?
Oh boi. Mushrooms and beer, @night zodiac is setting himself up for a long winter.
(a friend told me) ๐
lol, I haven't grown mushrooms in quite a while
as a kid my mother would let me grow them thinking that I was fucking it all up
not realizing they pop up over night
and get eaten just as fast probably
lol, about half made it to the dry stage
nice
the others were forcefully consumed while wet which is very awful if you don't know
dry mushrooms are much more efficient, lol
u still got some spores left? ๐
no, they were always very easy to get online. I'm sure they still are
maybe not?
lol
probably
I want to make some cider after I make some beer but it seems like a ton of work unless I can find someone local that makes it
yeah, I have been doing a bunch of reading. I just don't want to buy shit to smash apples and don't want to use a juicer
so I have been looking at orchards near me
will have to dig deeper after the beer
spores seem just as easy to get, from a quick google
It does sound kind of grotesque and sexy though.... BuSheeZy THE APPLE SMASHER.
the principle is the smaller the bits, the larger the surface, the more fermentation. =more alcohol
if you're fine with less alcohol, could just chop up the apple by hand although that is simply dreadful as an experience considering the amount of apples
I was looking at this badass masher that looks like it takes up too much room
YOU JUST CLEANED UP!
@warm root exactly!
Entire office to fill-up again!
storage room hopefully
Idunno, I'm one of those people that would never buy specialized equiptment for stuff. If I can't bend it on the knee, it ain't worth doing ๐
https://www.amazon.com/Gallon-Heavy-duty-Cross-beam-Stainless-Steel/dp/B07FML5MVS/ doesn't this look fun though?
Ok, ofc you could go for the 3.69 gallon one
Just to be able to squeeze just a lil' more
you'll understand perfectly if I just show you my kitchen door sensor
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Whahaha, that's pretty creative! Not line-of-sight but line-of-thread.
lol nice one
yeah, the proximity sensor of the phone is golden
replaced the string btw, used fishing line
you won't believe how smooth it is now
I just watched your other video. You are a badass, just duct-taping freaking mobile phones to each and every wall. TO HELL WITH IT! I glue where I want.
what in tarnation
yeah I had this idea that one could have a smart home just from old phones slapped on the walls
I used to rig up pulleys and strings as a kid to my light switches
my bunk bed had strings I could pull, lol
I would use k'nex
Ah, the old pulling your string in the bed....
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I took apart one of my door sensors and got the magnet out of it so I could tape it to my sliding closet door. I finally have a door sensor on it now. 'always wanted it
the flash is used for mood lighting, prox sensor for the door, the mic for the google assistant, speakers for broadcast and ...la piece de resistance: the screen for media player that sends whatever you're watching on your pc to the room that you enter for seamless playback around the house
nice one
When I was a kid I used to make LEGO helicopters with small motors salvaged from anything I could salvage them from. Never worked.
Not a single one would fly! Well, the rotors would fly though.
I think that was when I learned about centrifugal force.
I would also tie up wires to the joystick port of my C64 and then fry the poor machine
hey, you know there's folks that put magnets under their skin for use as an nfc tag with those door sensors
It should have reacted when you stepped on the wired mat as a sensor. It didn't. It blew out a puff of smoke though!
Yeah, would you do such a thing?
I just lick the door knob.
Put a moist sensor there.
Works perfectly
I just never leave.
Stay a while, staaaaaaaay foreevvaaaaaaar
Sorry, you just put me 37 years in the past with that "never leave" comment
Or maybe, 36.
it depends. I wouldn't not do it on account of getting grossed out. But I would, however, find an easier way of accomplishing the same thing without cutting into my body hehe
Yeah, I don't get those NFC tags. "Lookie here, I just hold this card against this here NFS sensor and PRESTO, my light turns on"
I just flip the switch.
I agree, it's one step too many
Or, even better, just have the lights turn on/off because I'm not home or whatever
automation isn't automation if you have to consciously think about it
Yes, my lights turn on because my lx meter tells the system it's dark outside
(well, at least WHEN THE FRIGGING CHINESE STUPID SENSOR DID NOT DISCONNECT FROM THE ZIGBEE NETWORK)
Ok, that's not fair. It didn't disconnect for at least 2 days now
(No, also not fair, it used to disconnect, now it doesn't anymore because of Slaesh's great Zigbee stick)
hey those moisture sensors basically use the liquid to complete the circuit. Could use the principle to have them set up in different ways
keeping with the door example, having two wires from each terminal touch every time the door closes
Yes, you can lick a lot of things and make them do things because of the lick
(this is just for illustration purposes, would be pretty redundant not to use an actual door sensor in that case)
no, without the licking man
I was extrapolating the principle
the moisture is just what completes the circuit. Could complete the circuit in other ways, is what Im saying
Ah, ok. I was ready to start licking the locks. I mean. Would you lick the lock to enter my house? I THINK NOT!! SAFETY THROUGH MOISTURY.
lol
Well, my friends. It's been a ride. I think it's time to lick off the lights and head to bed.
Nice talking to you, brew them beers, drink them Kombuchas and keep upgrading them Home Assistants!
enjoy your taste
have an interesting dream, on me
๐ Thanks buddy!
I have thrown out at least 20 large 120liters bags with evay electrinics nd nic nacs. It hurts!
I've got rid of SO MUCH old computer cr*p. Since I don't throw out hard-drives, I've got a draw full of about 40 of them, that "I really need to go through them one day, and save important stuff"
When I moved countries, I reckon I took at least 100kg of old computers, graphics cards, modems, etc to the e-waste place.
Don't worry, you can say crap on the internet
<clutching_pearls.gif>
Not long ago I finally cleared all of the hard drives I had amassed over my life. I used a sata to USB adapter that was like $15 on amazon and plugged one in, copied everything to my a 10TB I had installed, and then reformatted
It didn't take as long as I thought
Some of my old drives are PATA, too
if you have any data that is important to you, you should really back that drive up
@forest edge I know how to defeat your coyotes now
https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/yy66q1/must_try_with_a_bear_as_well/
Your doormat is mine
so your tactical plan is to crap your pants? lol
Yes
Good luck with that. What video failed to explain is coyotes only make those sounds AFTER they caught something not before.
fuck my new system is so much faster
I gave up on the migration since my LVM mirror was wonky and didn't want to boot properly on the new box, so I did a clean install of debian on the nvme and migrate config as needed from the backup
but nvme boot drive is night and day, and 7 year newer hardware is quite a lot
R510 -> DL380 Gen9
And now I have my dual TPU running too
and I have 6 nics over 2 in the old system, and when I get my secondary PCIe riser I have 6 PCIe slots over 3
paired with the M6720 disk shelf and the MSA70 + 8 internal 2.5" slots I have enough storage expansion for the forseeable future
helps having a usable BMC with HTML5 instead of a wonky java based docker container for remote management too
my i7-6700 with its 1gbit nic and 2,5" HDD zfs raid is still running strong (:
no need for 6 nics and nvme boot, when all it does is some home automation and game servers
Ja
my i7-975 is still trucking along quite nicely too
It's very interesting how a 1.5 meter height difference makes a 2 *C degree difference
I placed a sensor at the bottom of the stairs
then I have my thermostat up on the wall at about 1.5 meters
I validated this with another temperature sensor
Well, it is very noticable in DCs
when cooling stops
stuff at 40U shuts down first
then 38
then 36
etc ๐
I've seen the fun error messages
I would say in general in the DC with perforated floors the difference between top and bottom is easily 10c
but that is forced air
not really. aside from the fact that hot air rises, your also seeing air flow due to the elevation differences with the steps. under the right circumstances you can get drastic air temp differences over a few feet
I'm about to replace my 6700k work server with a mini pc to maybe use a tiny bit less juice
if he ever ships it
Can it run crysis though?
Probably
Also, my power usage has improved
The r510 used average 220w
The dl380 is 82w
Shear curiosityโฆ Some of the Mods should share some screen shots of their dashboards and or badassery they have created with their HA systems
Couldnโt imagine all the crazy ideas I come up with if I was monitoring this discord all the time..
Like the mods run anything at all!
The users do a lot more cool stuff
A lot of mods don't even have 10 devices from what I've seen

also, who needs dashboards!
My recent contribution: #the-water-cooler message
My original goal was to be alerted about faults, which I'm also doing, but you know feature creep...
Feature chirp
I'm actually gonna make a dashboard soon
for a 24" monitor I'm mounting in the kitchen
family view, with calendar events and states
my version
I need to get the weight/cat ID in there somehow
Speaking of that, they were promising cat detection by the end of the year
There's about 5lbs difference between mine, so it's no problem at all
mdi:fat-cat / mdi:skinny-cat
thats what that scale icon is. I track which cat and log how many times in 24 hours they use it
imagine when whisker finally adds that into the app it will be done the same way
horrible for people who have multiple cats within the same pound range lol
Imagine that that plus people not putting it on a flat, stable surface is holding it up
i dunno. my LR3 sits on carpet and the cats still trigger that weight sensor
I was getting all kinds of wacky readings until I put it on a tray
It's not a matter of triggering, but of accuracy and consistency
true
what I find neat is, when I accidently clear the weight sensor without cleaning the drawer. the thing still manages to track cat weight fairly accurately
I would have thought sure the less litter no weight in tray would be something they wouldn't count for
Litterbox 3 and 4? You have 4?
Oh, those things, DAMN
I've had a 3 for several years and just got a 4
Does this mean you would get a push notification if a fat raccoon broke in and did a poo in it?
could probably fit a raccoon
We have 6 cats, I am guessing that 1 box wouldn't cope with 6 cats?
Exactly this, although I never know which key to pound
and then I realize that the bios doesn't display at all on whatever monitor I have it hooked up to
Literally mountains of poo
The 4 has a slightly smaller capacity, but the tray is neater and easier to maintain IMO. You'll have to empty it on a regular basis, but it traps the smell fairly well and it'll tell you when it's time
"Dear user, there are mountins of poo for you to take care of"
This message is to notify you that the firmware in your Litter-Robot 4 has been updatedโno action is needed from you. This firmware update includes the following:
Fixed red light / unit paused issues
Improved power on calibration self-test
Fixed wait time and night light settings
๐
that's some frightening emo-musk
Sure looks like it
More of a friend till Sonoma though
Aah, it's one of those days where every chore was done, where you open a brand new package of chips & cold beer and accept you're going to touch your keyboard and mouse with greasy hands
cheers
That's what the old scuffed keyboard is for
Don't use a waffle iron as keyboard
there are a bunch of those memes going around
waiting for the moment when the website falls over
peak voyeurism
we all do it
I can't wait for the fallout
man bought a sinking ship
I don't think he expects it not to fail
there's probably something going on behind the scenes
money laundering or stuff Idk
it's coming at a particularly bad time for the folks who are leaving
It was floating fine like a door on the sea
Now it just ended up as Battleship
With 4 pins for the entire field
A guy who left my team a few months ago for a great offer at another company is now looking for work...
<not Twitter, but the general climate in silicon valley>
Silicon valley has been bloated for a decade though
There are a lot of Dev jobs out there for sure, if you don't chase the beaten horse of silicon valley
Our dev teams for a lot of the cloud stuff is also a shitshow tbh, everyone is trying to invent the same wheel over and over and trying to find the golden goose
Instead of making good products
the only innovation ever comes from mavericks, and then the vultures come circling, it gets bought out, turns huge and slowly dies afterwards
then suddenly it's gone
allz im sayin, it's the way of the world
the big guys don't get to stay big because they disrupt stuff
they love to throw this term around these days but the only actual disruptors are the mavericks
and they are the first casualties
Hmmm I thought he came walking with a sink๐คฃ
Hint about the sink?
perhaps him buying twitter is for the better general mass, less political one-sided extremists posting their oh so important opinion on the world wide web
yeah lol
Unfortunately, he turned out to be a case of "everything but the sink". Should've kept concentrating on making subpar "cars"
i dont use twitter, i dont care about it
but i see many people that make poor choices in their life use twitter
Strangely, I seem to make poor life choices, but don't use Twitter ๐คฃ
It might give someone a nudge or push in a direction, but I think the vast majority of the time they were already walking that way
Twitter Schmitter.
you live in sweden, you cant name me any better life choice
Pet raccoons are not allowed in Sweden
I'll bet that raccoons rarely wander far from where they're born
If there is food they breed, so coming to Sweden would be pretty silly
where are they allowed in europe?
in germany, they are only allowed if you have a large outdoor cage for them and you'd need to be approved
Youโd be surprised. In Germany they are only allowed if you have a large cage.
I would probably be approved, being a raccoon myself
Soโฆ with all these different time zones and all, does anyone else have weekend yet or are some stuck on Tuesday?
i have weekend the entire week
that's an over-generalisation
it can, I just wouldn't have that be their only litterbox. while the litter-robot does in fact handle many cats it's still safer to follow the 1 litterbox per cat rule for the sole reason that multiple cats occasionally need to do their business at the same time. wouldn't want cat #2 going on the floor next to the thing while cat #1 still inside using it etc
Is Michelle a racoon name? thought it was one of those italian dude names like Andrea
swear to god, was talking to someone with that name the other day and they were coming on to me, and im like okay. but then I find out it was a dude from italy ๐
so it shall be lol
yeah I don't care for twitter either
hey man how were the dreams last night
So, 3d printers, any hot leads on Black Friday specials, or good first printer? COntinuning from #general-archived ๐
how big
No Idea. Will be my first 3d printer. Probably use it a lot for making jigs for woodworking, and for various HA/camera stuff.
Creality Ender 6 ?
All I was suggestd was "core xy"
https://www.creality3dofficial.com/products/creality-ender-5-plus-3d-printer i have this and it's pretty painless to get started
top and bottom come pre assembled you just put the two halves together
only real downside is it comes with an 8bit board so it's loud. new 32bit boards come with silent stepper drivers which make it quieter
you can learn how to use it and then upgrade the board later
that size is nice cuz you can print really large things. if you dont need one that big you can save quite a bit
^^^all of this
as a carpenter I'm sure you can figure out squaring this shit as you assemble ๐
Trying to understand ender-5 vs ender-5-plus vs ender-5-pro...
5 doesnt exist, pro is smaller and worse design, 5 plus is the one you want
you can try the ender 3 series and get a smaller cheaper printer
i have two ender3v2 and two ender3pro (3v2 is the pro with a couple upgrades)
the newer generation are called the ender 3v2 neo
Was thinking about that. Half the price, and can learn on that, then add a bigger one later.
Every time you say "or" my brain goes ๐คฏ
there's no perfect right answer
ender 3v2 is down to $199 on sale which makes ender 3 pro basically no reason to buy
then from there you go to ender 3 s1 or s1 pro (only difference is the hot end assembly and cost here)
199 sale where?
problem is
ender 3 s1 and s1 pro basically take a good design and make it better.. but they charge you so much for those upgrades that you are better off buying an ender 3 pro or 3v2 and then upgrading it yourself with even better upgrades for cheaper than the ender 3 s1 / s1 pro models
and frankly most of those upgrades arent even that useful for basic printing needs
Includes the silent board. I should just buy that?
i have two and think they're great
Plus some filament.
dont even use the filament it comes with
it's a tiny roll of shit
and it needs a couple mandatory upgrades out of the box
I see on that url it has $36 for 2kg PLA. Is that any good?
before even printing
"upgrades"? ๐ฆ
i dont buy creality filament.. mixed reviews online
$12 capricorn tube to replace the stock one it comes with (stock one offgasses at normal printing temps and it's made of teflon so not ideal to breathe in)
https://www.amazon.com/Capricorn-Bowden-Tubing-Pneumatic-PTFE/dp/B086MPP7CX this kit comes with both of the suggestions.
second upgrade is those yellow springs
$15-$20 a spool for 1kg PLA is an average price across most brands including better brands
https://www.amazon.com/WINSINN-Extruder-Creality-Upgraded-Aluminum/dp/B07SY745CF third upgrade which isnt mandatory but will be necessary eventually ($15)
does this include all three upgrades?
https://www.amazon.com.au/Sovol-Creality-Capricorn-Pneumatic-Bed-Level/dp/B08Y5T1392
Just prefer local shipping if possible.