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ashen parrot
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The type of network I was talking about didn't use cables

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Just routers

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As repeaters

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Possibly using antennas like the one pasted above

last cedar
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There is a big company using microwave links in Yorkshire, England, where they only have shit adsl

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You would love that

clear ferry
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I love Yorkshire

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So sounds plausible

clear ferry
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Reminds me @ashen parrot I need to finish my midi2mqtt gateway, so I can control my house with my keyboard

low harness
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Wasn't there a Darkwing Duck villain who did that or something?

clear ferry
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I might be a villain

ashen parrot
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Hey I think I found something along those lines once, but didn't get around to testing it

clear ferry
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Then I can play midi sounds based on events too

clear ferry
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@last cedar yikes diesel was 28.50 sek in Sweden yesterday, it was 20.30 nok when i got back to Norway

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Just realized Bob Dylan sounds like a very nasal man having sex with a motorbike

forest edge
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not sure what part of that sentence to crack a joke at first

tacit plinth
ashen parrot
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nah man hardware is supremely overrated

ashen parrot
ashen parrot
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my ha is broken atm, in more ways than one, am waiting on a new pc. Then I can focus on adding midi to my setup

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you know once midi is set up in ha, you can have an audio software translate room audio into midi

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action different lights or whatever

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via just humming a note out loud

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can do it without midi, have clapping lights like in 80s movies (hass agent for windows has a microphone peak sensor)

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the possibilities are endless. Back in the day I made a midi theremin using just an android phone hahah

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strap one to each your wrists an move arms around. then the gyroscope translates to midi

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like the gif above but without the keyboard πŸ˜„

forest edge
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welp time for my daily morning vitamins in the form of yelling at kids to get off my lawn..

clear ferry
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I always wanted to buy a theramin

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Gotta learn to play slide guitar first

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One of these days

I'm gonna cut you into little pieces

glacial knot
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when the only joy of your day is yelling at Zoomers πŸ˜‚

clear ferry
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γ‚„γ‚Œγ‚„γ‚Œ

clear ferry
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Das V

tidal bronze
forest edge
tidal bronze
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Sorry, I don't know anything other than beautiful weather and green all year.

forest edge
tidal bronze
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With all that rain and humidity talk, I thought it would look like this, guess not. πŸ˜’

forest edge
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not transitioning into winter

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unlike some, we don't have to fake snow lol

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we're not outside wearing speedo's waiting for santa to visit

tidal bronze
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The thing is, snow is optional. Drive 45 minutes if you want, or else enjoy the sun. It's called having options. Not stuck with a snow shovel for months. 🀣

forest edge
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you know you are going to eat your words right?

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as you get dryer, the more colder you will eventually become lol

tidal bronze
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Eat or not, a front lawn like that is not acceptable. Tried putting up a green house in the front yard?

forest edge
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not acceptable? what do you even know about grass? that it's generally green? astroturf is not grass lol

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actually shocked it's not just a page with a single gif showing burning lands and people running away on fire

tidal bronze
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You should buy less sour grapes and lean on pluots

forest edge
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i don't even know wtf that is

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another California mutated fruit?

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yup rotf, after a quick google search that is exactly what it is

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don't worry, once silicone valley fully moves to texas i am sure you will be pressured to leave that state before you turn into the sand people from star wars

forest edge
finite atlas
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yeah see, its a fun little game and not a serious training program anymore, so it can be run on a rpi

clear ferry
keen bridge
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Sometimes it's worse than that. After days of searching and debugging, you trace back to a forum post:
Person: I am having exact same issue.
... 6 months later
Person: Solved it.

clever mortar
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Bonus points when you realise that Person was you...

keen bridge
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Alternative bonus points: post 2 never happened

forest edge
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Strong Google Fu helps

keen bridge
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(There's an XKCD for everything.)

static schooner
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so much that

forest edge
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I can't remember if it was from a video or article/blog but the person made the statement of, "after searching and going down so many rabbit holes with dead ends you ultimately end up learning enough about the issue you are having to piece together a solution"

clear ferry
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Fun fact

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I once searched for something

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And i found a reply from tinkerer

prisma briar
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Me too!

clear ferry
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15 years ago

prisma briar
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Oh, I just searched for something once.

clear ferry
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I sent it to tinkerer

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He went

static schooner
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Buy Tuya products, they're awesome! - young Tinkerer

dusky plank
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tuya is all over the place, what happened

clear ferry
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Yuck

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Disgusting

prisma briar
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I've only had one Tuya-related product, some smart outlets with a terrible interface. They couldn't be connected to HA or used by anything but their garbage app. Thankfully I was able to convert them to esphome.

forest edge
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bt tuya stuff wouldn't be bad. it's just the networking stuff is complete crap

keen bridge
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Eh, they're just giving away software to be loaded onto any device

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It's going to be potluck, same as their zigbee stuff

clear ferry
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The orange ZigBee plugs are alright

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After a firmware upgrade

scenic radish
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i love how tuya decided to be a total PITA with their zigbee stuff too

ashen parrot
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is there any smart commercial solution for not burning stuff in your oven?

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like idk a smart oven that shuts off when it browns or smokes

keen bridge
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A timer? πŸ˜›

ashen parrot
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fuck that shit

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πŸ˜„

clear ferry
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I just cook stuff normally

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usually works

keen bridge
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This is one reason why I use my air fryer, it turns off when the time is done

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A fair few ovens have built-in timers with similar functionality

ashen parrot
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yeah me t0o but you can't time everything perfectly all the time

clear ferry
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I can because I sometimes play the drums

scenic radish
ashen parrot
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:))

keen bridge
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A bit of trial and error, and knowing how your oven works solves about 98% of that

ashen parrot
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People always assume this

clear ferry
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I suggest getting two kids that swarm around the oven whenever it is hot

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that helps keeping tabs on it

ashen parrot
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I actually do most everything almost perfectly by default

ashen parrot
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sometimes without any trial

scenic radish
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|| alright i'm done messing with you for now ||

keen bridge
scenic radish
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and loud

keen bridge
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Is one 50% of the price?

ashen parrot
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:)) not trying to be a douche just sayin, Im not asking for a solution on account of an inadequacy, but because I had this thought that using AI for that would be like the first thing to take care of

keen bridge
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And do they break your automations?

ashen parrot
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just imagine PERFECT taste all the time

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not too wet not too dry

keen bridge
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You can get smart food thermometers such as the Meater

scenic radish
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|| moist ||

keen bridge
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Connect that to a smart switch/plug for your oven perhaps?

clear ferry
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since noone else wants to play with me

ashen parrot
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are there smart ovens with cameras inside

keen bridge
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Probably, but is it selling your data? πŸ˜‰

ashen parrot
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hahah

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that would actually be USEFUL

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was thinking this the other day, the whole backlash against privacy would be FAR less forward if the ones using sold data actually provided us with good prediction

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ofc I'd be mad, but I would have what I actually need be handed to me all the time. Not saying it would actually be good for me but it would make me more docile :))

keen bridge
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Well, also if they actually told us what data they were collecting and selling it might help

ashen parrot
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yeah, that to boot

scenic radish
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MFW my cat gives me slow blinks

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And then rolls on his back with foldy paws MeowHeartCloudflare

clear ferry
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You will love my current issue ongoing on github @scenic radish

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Last comment here is right up your alley I guess

static schooner
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try a slow, sultry blink

scenic radish
clear ferry
scenic radish
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also "OH HOLY SHIT BANANAS" made me lol

clear ferry
static schooner
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You want data? I got your data right here...

clear ferry
low harness
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What kind of monster doesn't even put that in code tags?

clear ferry
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Tyst marschallΓ€lskare

ashen parrot
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it's so that my movie transfers to my kitchen panel when Im peelin potatoes :))

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when I open the door

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it blocks the proximity sensor of the phone

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even though HA companion app can't use that sensor live 😦

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had to go through another app

clear ferry
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I was playing around with the Monkey Island theme on my synth with an accordion sound

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and I just ended up thinking of this song

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I love it

pallid willow
clear ferry
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yuck, is that tuya ? 🀒

pallid willow
clear ferry
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bin it

pallid willow
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thinking about just flashing my three smart plugs with tasmota lol

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thats all i use with tuya

clear ferry
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while she bottle fed an orangutang named Tripod, how Tripod got his name is not appropriate for children I always laugh at this part

pallid willow
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the rest of my stuff is nest or ZHA

clear ferry
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If you can, that is the best option

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Dog damnit all these people sending me unsolicited job offers

harsh heath
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Finally migrating to a SSD 🀩

ashen parrot
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gen5?

clear ferry
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You kids and you gens

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GenZ, Gen5

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what will be next

ashen parrot
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lmao

harsh heath
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Nah, just 2,5 inch, 250gb is good enough for HA in my opinion

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Quality SSD tho

pallid willow
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good news: tore up the case of one of my gosund plugs and turns out they are esp8285 chips which are compatible with tasmota!

clear ferry
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woooo

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I think I have to move my rack when I get my new disk shelf, I expect it to be a bit louder than the old one

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good thing I have a 10m lead cable on the PDUs

finite atlas
clear ferry
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If only

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Not a single recruiter so far can match my terms

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Yet, sending them to my manager still yields monetary outcomes

ashen parrot
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ban all work!^^ jk

clear ferry
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I love having my hobby as a job

static schooner
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Move those boxes...
That will be 1 million dollars

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GTFO

ashen parrot
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you guys see how they do with stable diffusion these days

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pretty soon folks will run the assets from doom through that

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we;ll get actual remasters not remakes like the fad has been lately

finite atlas
pallid willow
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I feel so accomplished

finite atlas
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i love tasmotas web flasher

scenic radish
pallid willow
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I actually did 2, but they are gosund WP3 plugs

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Flashing my 3rd right now actually

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in fact, they all work (the 2 that I flashed anyway) with tasmota 12

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crap I just bricked my smart plug

scenic radish
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Have you had them for a while or did you recently buy them?

pallid willow
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no longer than 9 or so

scenic radish
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Oh okay. Still fairly surprising

pallid willow
scenic radish
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Try tuya-convert again

pallid willow
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yeah, trying now

scenic radish
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But just power on the plug, no need to try for fast blink

pallid willow
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okay, unplugged it and plugged it back in now I'm getting pink/red flash

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here's to hoping it connects

pallid willow
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wow I have not used the Alexa app in a while and wow is this hot garbage

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the Google home app is better and that's saying something - that app also sucks

prisma briar
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mfw I can't find wiz bulbs anywhere in stock then randomly find the biggest selection I've seen at a Kroger.

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I finally got that bulb with the dead red channel replaced

pallid willow
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space heaters suck

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literally in the next room my brother has a 1500w heater perfectly fine but I can't use a 200w heater with nothing else plugged in

finite atlas
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sounds like badly managed fuses or a dead heater

forest edge
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not to mention heaters don't draw their rated wattage

dusky plank
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Teapots do, plus a little something

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or water cooker? dunno what its called

umbral cliff
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Kettle lol

static schooner
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I can definitely cook water. Other things, less so

dusky plank
finite atlas
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:D

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do they even response?

clear ferry
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Yes

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_we have nothing right now, we will get back to you _

dusky plank
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accenture wants you

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ntt wans you also

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guess both pay well

clear ferry
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Pretty sure Accenture can't meet my terms

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Their consultancy business is very much a revolving door too

dusky plank
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you know them already?

clear ferry
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Yes

dusky plank
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I just see a lot of management layers

clear ferry
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Yuck

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Management

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I've been asked if I want to do that for over a decade, not interested

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People 🀒

dusky plank
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not sure, maybe i like it

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don't want to do c# and fix old .net stuff anymore

clear ferry
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Yuck programming

umbral cliff
dusky plank
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nah, smol

umbral cliff
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They wanna be big 5 lol

dusky plank
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They just throw money at problems

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and are on the way to take over digital banking in eu

clear ferry
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I should probably move to a consultancy firm at some point

dusky plank
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lol mckinsey

clear ferry
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Wife says her company should hire me to fix all their shit 9ACOSP_CryPepeIgnore

dusky plank
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go to companies, be a smart ass, tell them fancy enterprise solutions fo $$$ and never be seen again when it comes to implementing stuff

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a dream

clear ferry
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That sounds like what sales is doing all over the shop

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And i have to actually deliver magic

umbral cliff
finite atlas
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saves that company likely a lot of money long term

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sweeten the deal with a impressive and easy fix to show your knowledge for a cheap price and tell them to pay big money if they want to book you again

clear ferry
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I don't want to move, and I don't think they can match my terms anyway

dusky plank
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I want to travel again 😒

clear ferry
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There is nothing stopping you!

dusky plank
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humans are

clear ferry
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Yuck

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Those disgusting things

dusky plank
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clingy basterds

finite atlas
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fly a plane yourself, then there wont be much other humans

dusky plank
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its the hooomans at home 🀬

clear ferry
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Get rid of them

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Don't do the Austrian style though

dusky plank
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midlife crisis enters the chat

clear ferry
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Buy a bike, get a mistress, buy an rgb desktop system

clear ferry
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Story of my life currently with paternity leave

ashen parrot
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guys, china.

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just sayin

clear ferry
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trying to tell my wifes friends that tiktok is a horrible information harvesting machine, but since it is the same people who are on facebook 8h a day, they just don't care

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heck, it has access to your keyboard

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wife thankfully is a security geek πŸ˜„

forest edge
tidal bronze
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Never knew tiktok did sweet potatoes and basil

ashen parrot
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lol that heart looks like an arse

clear ferry
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Hearse

ashen parrot
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I mean ppl's attitude is understandable in a way

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cos they already been made aware that fb and the others you mentioned are already doing this

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so in their mind, there's no difference

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except, they haven't known communism ^^

clear ferry
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Don't forget Americans think socialism is communism

ashen parrot
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most people think communism is communism :))

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I mean Im not advocating for it in any way shape or form but suffice to say what has been written down is not what has been practiced

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btw where u from?

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Im Romanian

clear ferry
ashen parrot
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4 out of 5 people turned state informants

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before the iron curtain fell

scenic radish
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V E N E Z U E L A

ashen parrot
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yeah you couldn't do or say anything against the way things were: even though everyone felt the same as you, they'd rat you out and the van would come in the middle of the night

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get sent to a 're-education' camp

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my grand-dad did 13 years political prison just for saying out loud that it's a shame workers get paid more than doctors like him who save lives

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the guy who turned him in was one of the people who he saved 😦

low harness
ashen parrot
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oh shit

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sorry

low harness
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Discussions are fine, as long as things are kept clean. I'm just reminding.

scenic radish
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oh i'm probably part of that too lol. my bad. that's one of my favorite satire videos

ashen parrot
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thank you

clear ferry
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I'm never kept clean

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I'm a dirty mf

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If it is historically correct, is it not rather history than politics, or just _don't mention the war _

forest edge
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I do like this new insurance plan they are rolling out that helps separate the shit from the decent based on what they get paid

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quick beacon
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Hello Guys!
Any of you is going to attend at the Websummit in Lisbon/Portugal at the end of the month?

last cedar
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No, but I will be attending a big fat dumpster tonight

finite atlas
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i'll join you!

forest edge
last cedar
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Some privacy, please

last cedar
harsh heath
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skipping about 10 versions of 4 separate HACS integrations. Wish me luck. YEEET

forest edge
last cedar
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I just killed your coyote

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But

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What does raccoon taste like?

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I don't think I want to know

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You are what you eat

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And I just eat crap

static schooner
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That looks like some weird Pepe le Pew knock off

clear ferry
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Peepee los Pewpew

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πŸ†7ACOSP_FingerGuns

forest edge
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er greasier is probably more like it

static schooner
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they're like land carp

buoyant crescent
clear ferry
umbral cliff
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Anyone use Firefox on android and have the issue where it refuses to use local DNS?

glacial knot
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no, but you probably want to look into FFs DoH

umbral cliff
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Yeah they don't let you access that on android

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Lol

glacial knot
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πŸ˜‚

umbral cliff
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Somehow has fixed itself. Will be keeping an eye on it

glacial knot
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DoH is kinda weird. I need to look into how to get it to use my local resolver at some point...

clear ferry
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local dns works fine in FF here

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and my opnsense intercepts all port 53 requests from any device, and redirects them to opnsense, then tunnels them over DoT to cloudflare

glacial knot
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afaik DoH is port 443, not 53

clear ferry
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it is

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and therefore it is hard to block without DPI

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Unless you blacklist all known DoHs

forest edge
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Anyone use Firefox on android
said no one ever

glacial knot
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TLS breaking DPI even

tropic dew
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I use Firefox on android, no issues

low harness
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Just got new company guidelines to use decimal comma instead of point... man I wish you could use sed(1) in word.

umbral cliff
last cedar
dusky plank
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I do not accept people's preference to start their week with Sunday

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nobody works on sunday you fools

scenic radish
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I'm in the US and I agree--Monday makes more sense to start the week. I have my calendar set to that

glacial knot
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yea starting the week during its end is dumb

clear ferry
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Tedi is a proper European

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Loves celsius, prefers meters, says Monday is start of week

scenic radish
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I wish we used the metric system... I'm in this weird place where I use metric for computing/science and imperial for everything else πŸ™

clear ferry
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Ah yes, my πŸ† in imperial and my πŸ’» in metric

scenic radish
forest edge
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tedi is a terrorist

scenic radish
turbid stirrup
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I want to see the world burn.
I like it when the week starts with Sunday, because then it starts with a day off.

dusky plank
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anybody know how to make the tabs in code server "monospacing" ?

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hm, doesn't look like its possible

ashen parrot
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for the first bit, not the second bit

keen bridge
last cedar
clear ferry
forest edge
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cough cough ||sellout||

clear ferry
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Finally getting around to doing my timecards for the last month

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good thing the backend sucks currently

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so noone is sending me reminder emails

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I'll take the queens english please

static schooner
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Now you'll see messages about lorries carrying bits through tubes

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BTW, I think the language belongs to the King now

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And I expect some big changes

dusky plank
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you should try fedora while you are distro hopping

clear ferry
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SORRY I WON'T ACCEPT CHARLES

static schooner
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#notmyking

clear ferry
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I'm not distro hopping, I'm setting up templates in vmware

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unfortunatly a lot of software requires centos\rhel

forest edge
ashen parrot
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chinese elon musk, 2020

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chinese elon musk, 2022

clear ferry
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They've already replaced him

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The Ukraine tweet makes more sense

dusky plank
finite atlas
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welcome to modernism

clear ferry
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Reminds me about all the discussions I see in more homelab focused discords where users think everyone is out to get them, come on you aren't even in the top 100million of interesting people to track πŸ˜„

dusky plank
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going to update my rpi2b today πŸ₯²

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it ran on a (broken) read-only sd card since 2019, and was grossly underpowered all the time

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rip

clear ferry
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yuck

last cedar
umbral cliff
last cedar
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USB might be the enemy though

clear ferry
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I went to college with a guy who lived in the forest, with no internet, in a cabin, he knew where all the cameras at school was and avoided them, if anyone took his picture he ran after them and told them to delete it, he copied internet pages onto a usb drive at school and uploaded them at home

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it's called mental disorders @umbral cliff

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People think they are a lot more interesting than they are in general

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other has mental disorders

clear ferry
finite atlas
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i call that hate speech for telling the truth atx ):

clear ferry
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He was.. very good at what he did though

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he could program anything you asked him to in a few hours

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and could debug mostly any code

umbral cliff
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Also question for you lot, is POP3 ever used anymore outside of extreme situations or you lot still use it commonly?

clear ferry
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I'm pretty sure he works in intelligence now though, but who knows

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no

umbral cliff
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Because when my uni turned off POP3 for everyone there was outrage from comp sci area lol

dusky plank
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all my homies hate pop3

clear ferry
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it's a pita to do activesync or similar *nix mail clients

finite atlas
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i dont even know what pop3 is

clear ferry
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and I hate IMAP

dusky plank
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what else is there though?

clear ferry
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I just use o365 browser based mail

dusky plank
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eh, i stay with imap

clear ferry
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I wish I could use mutt or something though

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I also wish there was a CLI client for protonmail

clear ferry
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outlook does that too

umbral cliff
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Exchange/ activesync is a great protocol. Shame it's just Microsoft shit

umbral cliff
dusky plank
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outlook also says that my week starts on sunday, fuck off outlook!

clear ferry
umbral cliff
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You can change that

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I changed the week start to Monday

clear ferry
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yes, I have to change that too because MURICA COMPANY makes rules

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🀒

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Next I'll have to count my inbox number in inches

umbral cliff
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I do like how Microsoft syncs your settings with outlook now. Never have to worry about setting it up just right

clear ferry
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It has done that for a decade+

dusky plank
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outlook is so confusing in most of its settings, I dont touch it

umbral cliff
clear ferry
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depends on what you are referring to, client settings have been in outlook since at least 2009

umbral cliff
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Not client settings. I'm talking how the settings sync between outlook installations

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You open outlook on a brand new device and everything has copied across

clear ferry
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everything what ?

dusky plank
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the only reason I sometimes look into outlook is because my dad clicked something on his laptop and does not know how to revert it.
and neither do i.

umbral cliff
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Like signature. Or day of the week start

clear ferry
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ah, yeah signature might be more recent, other settings have been there since forever

dusky plank
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see, its so complex you don't even agree on terms

clear ferry
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But I think signature sync came in 365, so, 7 years ago ?

dusky plank
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no normal person is going to struggle with that shite

umbral cliff
dusky plank
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mail.app and finished

clear ferry
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Outlook > *

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Office 365 ecosystem > *

umbral cliff
umbral cliff
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Microsoft still cannot deal with that

clear ferry
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Since 80+% of the enterprise space uses o365, working across enterprises is seamless

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switching between teams and duo or whatever other nonsense is just tedious

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instead of just swapping organization in the teams client

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swap to customer xyz

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swap to home enterprise

umbral cliff
clear ferry
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No

dusky plank
#

Yes

clear ferry
#

I login to three different environments right now in teams

dusky plank
#

its broken

clear ferry
#

I just swap between them

umbral cliff
#

I'm not sure how given teams doesn't support multiple separate accounts

clear ferry
#

It does

#

or

umbral cliff
#

Since when

clear ferry
#

it adds you as a guest

umbral cliff
#

Yeah that's not changing accounts

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And if you want to try and login to say SharePoint. If you last used account X then try to use a SharePoint for account y it won't let you easily swap. Just log out, log in, and hope it works

dusky plank
#

sure they will integrate multi login sometime next year

#

then the preference pane will be a mess in teams also

clear ferry
#

I see what you are after now

dusky plank
#

finally

clear ferry
#

I just open a private window in firefox, and login to my customer account

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and keep two windows Shrug

umbral cliff
#

And it doesn't store your login session then

#

Whilst google handles it seamlessly

dusky plank
#

scrolling is already horrible in teams

umbral cliff
#

Also unsure why people say the outlook mobile app is good. It's slow as shit. Have to actually close it from the multitasking window else my phone lags to shit

dusky plank
#

every single message is a xhr

clear ferry
#

I don't use the mobile apps

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because corporate makes us agree to remote wipe of entire phone

#

Yeah no

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Pass

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Send me a message and hope I'm at the computer

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otherwise piss off

low harness
#

Don't you get a company issued phone?

umbral cliff
#

I have outlook on my phone, just because I like having the ability to have my calendar on my phone. Outside of business hours you're not getting a reply though

clear ferry
#

I have a company issued phone yes

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And company paid subscription

#

Intune says siloed, HPE policy says entire phone, HPE IT won't reply to employee concerns about the wording, so we refuse to install it @umbral cliff

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

Yeah, the wording does not reflect that

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and they won't change it

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which means the wording is probably correct

#

So I told them to piss off

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I reply whenever I'm online on my laptop

umbral cliff
#

Honestly that's fair. Unless they expect you & pay you to be on call (and provide an on call phone) there shouldn't be a demand you reply 24/7

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Or even just if you step away

clear ferry
#

on call is fine, that is regular phone

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that works without intune

#

and I charge them per started hour anyway, so gg calling me at 1am for asking me to read a mail

#

πŸ˜„

glacial knot
#

I'm using the corpa phone as main phone.
Corp can wipe the entire phone afaik. But can't access anything outside the work profile
Anything interesting is on the cloud either way, so why bother about the wipe?

#

Where "cloud" is partially local hosting and partially fastmail

clear ferry
#

It's just principle for me

#

I don't have a personal phone either

#

Hell i don't have a personal computer the last 3 years

dusky plank
#

you also use macs? πŸ₯°

glacial knot
#

With the current corp lappy that might make sense
But I do enough dumb stuff on my laptop to not have it under corp MDM

clear ferry
#

I don't run corp image no

glacial knot
#

Not allowed to connect to corp without their image D:
They even have custom secure boot keys installed

#

Haven't tried to get into the bios though.

clear ferry
#

yuck

#

I've been running linux on mine for 11 years

glacial knot
#

Oh, I have Linux on it

clear ferry
#

corporate linux image ?

#

How german!

#

laughs in knoppix

glacial knot
glacial knot
#

Doch!

clear ferry
dusky plank
#

doch has to be one of the weirdest german words for foreigners

clear ferry
#

Not for Norwegian tbh

dusky plank
#

is there a similar thing in norway?

clear ferry
#

men

glacial knot
#

ẞ is the weird one

dusky plank
#

because it does not exist in most other languages

clear ferry
#

Isn't the double s dead now ?

glacial knot
#

Also, I'm amused that the phone keyboard has ẞ not just ß

clear ferry
#

What is that ? A large double S ?

#

πŸ˜„

#

ß

scenic radish
#

sssssssssss

glacial knot
#

SZ pls. Also yes. And it's only been made official like last couple years

clear ferry
#

Oh

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I've never seen a SZ

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Seems Polish

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Ε‚

#

@scenic radish does the american keyboard have any accents in by default ?

scenic radish
#

Like an actual hardware keyboard?

clear ferry
#

Norwegian has ß Ε‚ Δ‘Β Ε‹ Δ§ ΓΎ Ε“

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It seems

#

more than I knew

#

but we also have the superior ALTGR key

glacial knot
clear ferry
#

Apparently doch has all these meanings @dusky plank

    To counter a negative
    To say β€œactually”, β€œand yet”, β€œafter all”, or β€œbut”
    To tone down statements
    To seek confirmation

which can also be used with the norwegian men

clear ferry
#

Doch has more balls than Men though

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And Men is also similar to But

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so I don't see how Doch is special

dusky plank
#

this site says 5 meanings

#

it is specialsauce

clear ferry
#

Says five meanings, lists 4

dusky plank
#

the plural of regex is regrets

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you heard it here first

#

follow me for more sensational facts

clear ferry
#

I regexed nothing

forest edge
#

figures my state would be one of the one's pushing back against the student debt loan relief

clear ferry
real tinsel
#

eheh the 5$ sensores arrive xD

clear ferry
#

Tuya 🀒

real tinsel
#

what? those work great xD

waxen elbow
#

@scenic radish yes am a muse fan how did u tell

forest edge
scenic radish
waxen elbow
#

yeah i was being sarcastic πŸ™‚

scenic radish
#

oh 🀣

clear ferry
last cedar
#

Saw them live in 2003 and 2005, absolutely amazing

#

Used to have a Muse fansite too, with a close friend

waxen elbow
#

kinda hyperfixated with them

last cedar
#

Oh my, that sounds amazing!

#

I really prefer their old stuff, but the new album is very good too

#

OoS got me into playing bass, my brain is kinda stuck in that era, but the riffs are so good lol

#

I hope you have a great time!

dusky plank
scenic radish
#

Muse are my favorite band

#

I've only seen them live once and it was unreal

last cedar
#

Chris got me into playing bass

#

Saw them 2x in Manchester, UK

scenic radish
#

once in Chicago, US

last cedar
#

Just had 3 moose in the garden

forest edge
clear ferry
#

You play bass @last cedar ? We should start a band, @scenic radish plays drums and I play mostly anything, and @strange vapor plays keys πŸ˜„

last cedar
#

Also have an electric guitar that I play even worse

clear ferry
#

Play me Rammstein - Seemann and you are OK

orchid rose
#

So, I bought a 3d printer and now I have no idea what to use it for...

clear ferry
#

So like the rest of us

#

I need to dig mine out soon, I want to print something

forest edge
orchid rose
#

lol, it does sound like I'm not alone in this

forest edge
#

i have a few things I would like to try and print just don't have a good place to put it atm

#

not sure if the fumes on today's filament is as toxic as they use to be either

orchid rose
#

from what I read the standard PLA stuff is perfectly fine. It doesn't smell at all either

scenic radish
#

3D printing seems like more stress than I need in a hobby

forest edge
#

they keep saying once you got your setup all worked out the prints are pretty reliable

orchid rose
#

The few prints I did so far have turned out great

#

Did nothing more than manual bed leveling

forest edge
#

what printer did you get?

orchid rose
#

Voxelab Aquila X2 which is a Ender 3 clone

forest edge
#

i got the ender 3 pro still in box. so hopefully your experience is a good omen for me

orchid rose
#

It was very straight forward for me. Only thing was that the platform itself is wobbly. I had to put the manual under one corner to make it stable so the QC seems to be a bit off

#

Oh and it's loud af, as I read beforehand. Will have to eventually modify it to be quieter

forest edge
#

yea another reason i don't have a good place for it atm, the noise lol

clear ferry
#

I replaced the board on my ender 3 pro

#

and I can't hear it anymore

#

the steppers are absolutly silent

forest edge
#

what board?

orchid rose
#

The Aquila comes with a "quiet board" but it doesn't matter since the fans are hilariously loud. I'll probably end up swapping all of them

forest edge
# clear ferry I replaced the board on my ender 3 pro
orchid rose
#

I measured the heatsink and it's basically ambient temp, while the the fan is blowing at full blast all the time lol

#

There's a cover for the PSU to replace the stock fan with a 92mm one and some other mods for the mainboard

forest edge
#

if it's a clone of the ender there are assloads of mods out there from the small research I did

orchid rose
#

Ye. Just lots of work when they could just have made it quiet in the first place. Artillery Hornet was the other one I was looking at and they say it's extremely quiet. I just don't really like the looks of it and it's more limited in modding

forest edge
#

I need to open mine and look at it. I read they upgraded the ender parts while retaining the same name

#

the one in the box here might be completely diffrent than atx's

last cedar
#

@clear ferry I can play bass if @scenic radish can wear this costume... wait, is that Tediore?

forest edge
#

that's like the third question I asked atx in a week that he has completely ignored. is the norwat butthurt?

dusky plank
last cedar
forest edge
#

I think it's @scenic radish's fault personally

last cedar
#

Viscious allegators

#

Allegations, I mean

tidal bronze
#

@forest edge you know CA is a pretty large piece of land, right? Unlike MO can't cross in 18 minutes.

#

Fire here and there, they happen.

dusky plank
#

wtf is that

clear ferry
#

An actual gif of Michelle

dusky plank
#

reminds me of that

forest edge
clear ferry
#

My current toddler tbh

prisma briar
#

Lol, the California fires have been a bit beyond "here and there" for a while. 4.3 million acres (17,401 sq km) burned in 2020. That's 4% of the state.

tidal bronze
#

4% of 100 vs 4% 1000, here and there.

forest edge
#

Good thing it's so large. otherwise you could grill without even going outside

tidal bronze
#

It's large. There's that, always. πŸ˜†

#

But I dearly appreciate the overwhelming concern. ❀️

prisma briar
#

My state likes to catch on fire too.

forest edge
#

lol reminds me of what i hear on the radio the other day

prisma briar
#

Though not quite as much.

forest edge
#

each coast is opposite of each other. west coast is kind but not nice. while east is kind while not nice

#

if you get a flat on the west coast people driving by will say they are sorry and that sucks then drive off

#

while people on the east coast will stop and insult you while changing your tire for you

prisma briar
#

If you get a flat in Denver people will flip you off and yell at you for impeding traffic as they pass, even if you're fully off the road.

tidal bronze
forest edge
#

that is exactly why that state is always on fire lol

tidal bronze
#

Most of us are atheists, unfortunately for you, karma does not work on us.

forest edge
#

hell maybe global warming is God's way of shifting hurricanes towards your coastline as well lol

tidal bronze
#

All for love as always. πŸ˜†

prisma briar
#

I'm sure people would love to leave California, but then who is going to grow all your oranges?

forest edge
#

you are confusing california with florida

prisma briar
tidal bronze
#

Disoriented case of confusion

prisma briar
#

I'm confusing California with California.

finite atlas
finite atlas
clear ferry
prisma briar
#

I've seen moose in the forests up north from me before

forest edge
# prisma briar

interesting. didn't know they even grew oranges in either of those states

tidal bronze
#

All the oranges for the middle kf the country. Who eats oranges with that kinda high glycemic index.

clear ferry
#

I grew up with moose in my backyard

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And raindeer

#

Both taste immaculate

forest edge
#

oh wait. california oranges are not oranges.. they are mutated like every other fruit from there

tidal bronze
#

Of course.

finite atlas
#

were you able to pat those moose and raindeer atx?

clear ferry
#

No fuck no, they usually have calfs

#

And are pissy as hell

forest edge
#

so a chip off the old block huh

prisma briar
# clear ferry Both taste immaculate

When I was in elementary school we watched a video on Canadian Inuit tribes. It went over how they considered Caribou (Reindeer) eyes a delicacy. They showed a clip of some little girl biting into one and it crunched like an apple. One kid threw up over it which led to two more joining in.

clear ferry
#

I would be more afraid of a moose with calf than a bear

clear ferry
prisma briar
#

Yea, moose can get better traction on snow than your car and your car might not win in a fight against them

clear ferry
#

Eye is a delicacy there too

prisma briar
#

I don't think I'd eat eye.

clear ferry
#

I don't either

prisma briar
#

I'm not going to eat rocky mountain oysters either.

#

Those poor bulls

#

Or steer, I guess.

clear ferry
#

I've seen that

finite atlas
#

i like my bratwurst and kartoffelpΓΌree, i'm passing on the eye aswell

forest edge
prisma briar
#

Not this 'Let's skin Rudolph and eat his fucking face' stuff.

clear ferry
#

I enjoy eating different cultures food, German food is great, so is Spanish, french is.. eh hit and miss, British is just fatty mcfat, but I love it

finite atlas
#

nothing french is good

#

except the worlds combined hate against them

prisma briar
#

Crepes aren't directly inedible

forest edge
#

crepes are a joke

clear ferry
#

Hah

dusky plank
#

erdΓ€pfel

clear ferry
#

I should try to go to Germany next year

#

I haven't been in 25 years

prisma briar
#

I've been considering going and visiting Europe.

#

I've never been over there.

tidal bronze
clear ferry
#

My bmi is almost American levels thank you

prisma briar
#

My parents went and took a boat trip down the Rhine last year, that looked fun.

tidal bronze
#

I was referring to LA BMI

prisma briar
#

The "My diet is cigarettes and broken dreams" BMI.

clear ferry
#

La BMI, the female BMI of Spanish speakers

#

As opposed to El BMI

forest edge
prisma briar
#

The US isn't even in top 10 for BMI. All those Pacific Island nations beat us.

forest edge
#

norway is worse than us.. just some don't like to believe it

clear ferry
#

Somewhere

#

Over the rainbow

dusky plank
#

yeah one can hear that gif

prisma briar
#

Oh, crap, global warming and rising sea levels are going to put the US back into the top 10 for obesity once all these Pacific islands are under water.

tidal bronze
forest edge
#

lol esse

prisma briar
#

How is making a joke about language semantics racial profiling?

clear ferry
#

It's not my fault I speak half a dozen languages

prisma briar
#

I don't get offended every time someone points out English is a mess

clear ferry
#

エッセ

forest edge
prisma briar
#

I took Japanese in highschool but only for a semester.

clear ferry
#

The Queen's English > other English

umbral cliff
#

Kings english now

prisma briar
#

Speaking of the UK, are they ever going to have a PM exit office with dignity?

tidal bronze
#

@prisma briar where do you live?

prisma briar
#

I'm in Colorado

forest edge
#

@tidal bronze you ever make it home yet? or you still on a plane somewhere?

clear ferry
tidal bronze
forest edge
#

grounded?

#

airline finally wisen up to you eating all the salted peanuts?

finite atlas
tidal bronze
#

Came to a mall, I think after 15 years. Shit, things have changed.

forest edge
#

malls still exists there?

prisma briar
#

Malls suck anymore, at least around here. They're all just low-end electronics, clothes, overpriced cutlery, and a food court.

umbral cliff
tidal bronze
forest edge
#

colorado has malls still?

#

wtf

prisma briar
#

Yea, there's like a half-dozen in Denver

forest edge
#

wait you refering to those outside malls?

#

or actual indoor ones

prisma briar
#

No, indoor ones. Flatirons, SW Plaza, Park Meadows, Colorado Mills, Cherry Creek

forest edge
#

we pretty much got rid of all of ours for outside variants for awhile now

#

we still have drive in's tho

#

happy that hasn't died yet

prisma briar
#

There's a bunch of outdoor stripmalls

#

There's some drive-ins here. I'd rather just watch stuff at home though.

clear ferry
#

When I hear stripmall i immediately imagine strippers up and down the walkways between the shops

tidal bronze
#

Well stripmall is a full blown mall in Norway.

clear ferry
#

When I was in Georgia i saw two of the most American things I've ever seen, Drive Through cash machine, and drive through Pharmacy

forest edge
#

does norway even have strippers?

prisma briar
#

Colorado is cold and snowy for half the year, indoor malls don't seem that crazy to me.

dusky plank
#

We have drive thru atms as well.
They are convenient

tidal bronze
clear ferry
#

What the fuck @dusky plank

#

That said, I haven't used physical cash in.... 15 years now?

#

Except when abroad

prisma briar
#

We have just drive-thru banks where you talk to the teller over an intercom and use a pneumatic tube system to send them money/paperwork/whatever.

#

They're everywhere.

dusky plank
#

Mans gotta buy drugs πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

forest edge
tidal bronze
#

Lmao

#

With 10 months covered with sheepskin yep questionable.

prisma briar
#

Each of those machines is just an intercom and a pneumatic tube

clear ferry
#

What in tarnation

#

What a strange concept

prisma briar
#

Actually, those might just be ATMs. I can't tell.

forest edge
#

another thing fading out here. drive thru banks with that many lanes lol

prisma briar
#

No, they're tellers. ATMs don't have the Open/Closed signs.

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

So last year?

umbral cliff
#

Rude

#

Got a visa debt at 13 or 14 iirc

prisma briar
clear ferry
#

I got a debit card in... 97? First credit card in 15

umbral cliff
#

Got a credit card for the frequent flyer points at the start of this year

forest edge
tidal bronze
clear ferry
#

Yeah, thankfully we don't scale to American ridiculous proportions

umbral cliff
forest edge
#

nothing wrong with having options

umbral cliff
#

And cities are walkable so don't need to drive through for stuff. Just walk to an ATM

#

Or get cash out at a supermarket

forest edge
clear ferry
#

I think the last time I used an ATM was probably around 2005

tidal bronze
clear ferry
#

In Norway that is

umbral cliff
# forest edge hello mr 1970's

It still works though. If you need $20 for an event or whatever that's cash only (super rare now) then grab it when getting your groceries

#

Or go to a nearby ATM if you want to go out of your way

prisma briar
#

Most grocery stores have an ATM too

tidal bronze
#

I am totally against cash and ATM cards not because anything but points on credit cards.

clear ferry
#

What events are cash only? Even kids fleamarkets do mobile pay or nfc now @umbral cliff

forest edge
#

our grocery stores may have a single atm kiosk in them but that's about the extent.. NOONE gets cash back through the lanes anymore tho

clear ferry
umbral cliff
forest edge
#

I accumulate cash like mad, yet I never use it. weird being one of those people who has wads of cash stashed in the house lol

umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

I know ATMs here had a bit of a resurgence because weed dispensaries don't accept cards

#

Because banks don't want to deal with that

clear ferry
#

Most stores here are only one manual checkout now, if any, rest are self check out

forest edge
tidal bronze
umbral cliff
#

Reminds me, haven't had to insert my card for a transaction (unless I wanted to) for over 5 years now. Everything is contactless, if it's over the limit just tap and pin

prisma briar
#

The grocery store across the road from me has like 8 self checkout kiosks and another 6 or 8 lanes with a cashier at them

umbral cliff
#

It's convenient

#

Google pay/ apple pay are huge here too

forest edge
#

gross

umbral cliff
#

Convenient you mean

tidal bronze
#

NFC is the way to go. There's a limit?

clear ferry
#

Yeah, NFC has been big for a long time now, standard for... 10+ years now

prisma briar
#

Almost everywhere here has tap pay anymore

forest edge
#

I just watched a video the other day about how dangerous and insecure those tap and go things are

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

€35 or so in most of Europe

tidal bronze
#

We don't have pins and I haven't seen a limit so far.

umbral cliff
dusky plank
#

I have 3k limit contactless

#

Lol 35€

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

Orly

umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

My card will reject transactions over like $100 if I try tap paying, then my bank will e-mail me asking to confirm the transaction and let it go through next time if I do. If I use chip+pin that limit is like $2,000.

clear ferry
#

Email?

#

Wtf

umbral cliff
#

Surely bank app notification

clear ferry
#

At least it wasn't fax

umbral cliff
#

Or even text at least

prisma briar
#

They also send me a notice through their app but it generally takes longer than the e-mail does to come through

#

The e-mail is basically instant, the app takes like 30 seconds.

umbral cliff
#

Here if I tap for over $200 it just asks for a pin, enter it, all good to go

forest edge
#

they use whatever you have on file

tidal bronze
#

Pin?

forest edge
#

if you don't have a cell number on file but an email address you get emails

tidal bronze
#

Why tap, if there's a pin?

umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

I don't get SMS notifications/2fa for banking because that's incredibly stupid. Why are you worried about rf skimmers but not about sms hijacking?

umbral cliff
#

Tap, 4 digit pin, done

tidal bronze
#

Don't have pins and I haven't come across a limit for tap to pay so far.

dusky plank
#

I get push messages, no sms 🫣

forest edge
#

my bank dosen't send me anything any hacker could use

tidal bronze
#

You deal with a bank?

umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

SMS is horrible for security. Carriers have repeatedly proven themselves to be weak to things like social engineering and technical exploits.

umbral cliff
forest edge
tidal bronze
finite atlas
clear ferry
#

Credit cards? I use those when travelling abroad

#

Otherwise they just collect dust

tidal bronze
#

Always credit cards or charge.

forest edge
#

yea would be stupid not to use a cc

tidal bronze
#

Well amex or nothing.

clear ferry
#

No thank you, don't need the capitalist dream of credit score nΓΈnsense

dusky plank
#

Direct debit or whatever its called is the real wicked thing

umbral cliff
#

Visa Credit card from me 99% of the time just because I want my points

forest edge
#

hell the perks alone make using a cc worth it

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

Yes

#

Same here

prisma briar
umbral cliff
#

Plus some cards still openly expose their details over NFC and then you can use them online, etf

#

*etc

forest edge
#

too bad none of you will ever know what an open tab is like

tidal bronze
#

Visa Master is not great on disputes, extended warranty, cellphone protection, rentals and insurance.

umbral cliff
forest edge
#

not just for bars

umbral cliff
prisma briar
#

I use four spaces instead of tabs

clear ferry
prisma briar
#

Yea, I've always done cc disputes through my bank. I've never called Visa directly.

tidal bronze
umbral cliff
#

I need to check what insurance I get on my card. Know I get travel insurance. And rental car insurance. Unsure on anything else

#

Never thought of using it

tidal bronze
#

Rental CDW is super worldwide can save a lot.

clear ferry
#

We had amex at work for years, most useless credit card i ever had, when I travelled in Europe it was 1/10 that accepted it and it was useless for any kind of parking in Norway

prisma briar
#

My Visa gets me rental car insurance/travel insurance/roadside assistance

forest edge
#

quads tombstone will be in the shape of a seat flip up tray

finite atlas
clear ferry
#

Taxi drivers shunned amex like the plague

umbral cliff
#

Here they just charge a surcharge for amex lol

clear ferry
#

Lol

tidal bronze
#

Most don't accept amex if they have shitty service and runs a business that can't pay 3%. Plus no questions asked click to dispute.

umbral cliff
#

Like minimum is pretty much 2% for amex, 0 for EFTPOS or visa/MC

prisma briar
# finite atlas for what did you need to open a dispute?

Years ago T-Mobile refused to refund me when I got a Note 5 that wouldn't register touches that I'd already returned, and a couple months ago Amazon had a 'glitch' in their system that was preventing a refund from going through and I got tired of waiting after a couple weeks of nonsense with them.

#

T-Mobile screwed up marking the phone as received and I just couldn't get in touch with anyone who could fix it, idk what Amazon's issue was.

forest edge
#

open a dispute because of impatience?

clear ferry
#

I've never had to dispute a charge in my life come think of it, the one time my card got skimmed the Norwegian bank transfer company just blocked the transaction while I was on a flight and sent me an SMS about sending me a new card

tidal bronze
forest edge
prisma briar
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Why would I not?

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You know that CC disputes are there as a tool for you, right?

tidal bronze
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Yep. I don't have time to give reasons or argue. If it's unfair for me, click dispute.

forest edge
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never had an issue where I needed that money that fast lol

prisma briar
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It was more that calling my bank took me 15 minutes, continuing to argue with Amazon would have taken hours.

forest edge
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don't they record the amount of disputes and that tags against you?

prisma briar
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It'd already been hours at that point.

finite atlas
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ever since i stopped using paypal, i never needed to open a dispute again

forest edge
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I remember reading sometrhing about that

umbral cliff
clear ferry
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Lol

tidal bronze
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If its about the money, you should not be using Amex @forest edge

prisma briar
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Lol, banks don't care if you file two chargebacks a decade.

clear ferry
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Had my card skimmed once in 25 years of travel abroad

umbral cliff
umbral cliff
clear ferry
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No, Landan innit

forest edge
tidal bronze
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$695 yearly, why wait.

umbral cliff
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Only amex I have is works corporate card

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My visa works well

finite atlas
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oh what i like to do, is mess with my friends
paying them money with reasons like "protection money" or "drug money"
one of them got dragged into his banks backrooms and questioned about the money

forest edge
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nope it's visa

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just looked

umbral cliff
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Looks fancy enough for me lol

tidal bronze
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I don't like amex credit cards, not much bang for the buck.

finite atlas
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how much are you paying for that extra fancy card?

forest edge
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what makes that a "fancy" card?

umbral cliff