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There is a big company using microwave links in Yorkshire, England, where they only have shit adsl
You would love that
Reminds me @ashen parrot I need to finish my midi2mqtt gateway, so I can control my house with my keyboard
Wasn't there a Darkwing Duck villain who did that or something?
Hey I think I found something along those lines once, but didn't get around to testing it
https://www.instructables.com/Send-and-Receive-MIDI-with-Arduino/ + Mqtt library should be all I need
Send and Receive MIDI With Arduino: This instructable will show you how to use an Arduino to send and receive a variety of MIDI messages so you can start building your own MIDI controllers and instruments. First I'll talk a little bit about MIDI protocol, if you're just looking for sβ¦
Then I can play midi sounds based on events too
@last cedar yikes diesel was 28.50 sek in Sweden yesterday, it was 20.30 nok when i got back to Norway
Just realized Bob Dylan sounds like a very nasal man having sex with a motorbike
not sure what part of that sentence to crack a joke at first
i'm sure you'll rev up to it
why would anyone ever play midi sounds as a choice :))
nah man hardware is supremely overrated
dont need an arduino https://github.com/TheOriginalAndrobot/midi2mqtt
it now dawns on me there are actually a lot to chose from https://github.com/search?q=midi+mqtt
my ha is broken atm, in more ways than one, am waiting on a new pc. Then I can focus on adding midi to my setup
you know once midi is set up in ha, you can have an audio software translate room audio into midi
action different lights or whatever
via just humming a note out loud
can do it without midi, have clapping lights like in 80s movies (hass agent for windows has a microphone peak sensor)
the possibilities are endless. Back in the day I made a midi theremin using just an android phone hahah
strap one to each your wrists an move arms around. then the gyroscope translates to midi
like the gif above but without the keyboard π
welp time for my daily morning vitamins in the form of yelling at kids to get off my lawn..
I always wanted to buy a theramin
Gotta learn to play slide guitar first
One of these days
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
You sound like a boomer
when the only joy of your day is yelling at Zoomers π
Das V
We are properly getting robbed
What lawn? You talk about sand and dust in California. What's that?
that is known as "Fall". something we already know you obviously have no idea about lol
Sorry, I don't know anything other than beautiful weather and green all year.
which is why who ever snaps the shot of your face when you first see global warming change your area will be worth millions
With all that rain and humidity talk, I thought it would look like this, guess not. π
not transitioning into winter
unlike some, we don't have to fake snow lol
we're not outside wearing speedo's waiting for santa to visit
The thing is, snow is optional. Drive 45 minutes if you want, or else enjoy the sun. It's called having options. Not stuck with a snow shovel for months. π€£
you know you are going to eat your words right?
as you get dryer, the more colder you will eventually become lol
Eat or not, a front lawn like that is not acceptable. Tried putting up a green house in the front yard?
not acceptable? what do you even know about grass? that it's generally green? astroturf is not grass lol
oh look your local government even submitted a report on what you yuppies should prepare to expect down the road https://lao.ca.gov/Publications/Report/4575
actually shocked it's not just a page with a single gif showing burning lands and people running away on fire
You should buy less sour grapes and lean on pluots
i don't even know wtf that is
another California mutated fruit?
yup rotf, after a quick google search that is exactly what it is
don't worry, once silicone valley fully moves to texas i am sure you will be pressured to leave that state before you turn into the sand people from star wars
ran by an rpi https://youtu.be/AcQifPHcMLE
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yeah see, its a fun little game and not a serious training program anymore, so it can be run on a rpi
Sometimes it's worse than that. After days of searching and debugging, you trace back to a forum post:
Person: I am having exact same issue.
... 6 months later
Person: Solved it.
Bonus points when you realise that Person was you...
Alternative bonus points: post 2 never happened
Strong Google Fu helps
(There's an XKCD for everything.)
so much that
I can't remember if it was from a video or article/blog but the person made the statement of, "after searching and going down so many rabbit holes with dead ends you ultimately end up learning enough about the issue you are having to piece together a solution"
Me too!
15 years ago
Oh, I just searched for something once.
Buy Tuya products, they're awesome! - young Tinkerer
tuya is all over the place, what happened
I've only had one Tuya-related product, some smart outlets with a terrible interface. They couldn't be connected to HA or used by anything but their garbage app. Thankfully I was able to convert them to esphome.
bt tuya stuff wouldn't be bad. it's just the networking stuff is complete crap
Eh, they're just giving away software to be loaded onto any device
It's going to be potluck, same as their zigbee stuff
i love how tuya decided to be a total PITA with their zigbee stuff too
is there any smart commercial solution for not burning stuff in your oven?
like idk a smart oven that shuts off when it browns or smokes
A timer? π
This is one reason why I use my air fryer, it turns off when the time is done
A fair few ovens have built-in timers with similar functionality
yeah me t0o but you can't time everything perfectly all the time
not with that attitude
:))
A bit of trial and error, and knowing how your oven works solves about 98% of that
People always assume this
I suggest getting two kids that swarm around the oven whenever it is hot
that helps keeping tabs on it
I actually do most everything almost perfectly by default
sometimes without any trial
|| alright i'm done messing with you for now ||
This seems like an expensive long term investment
and loud
Is one 50% of the price?
:)) not trying to be a douche just sayin, Im not asking for a solution on account of an inadequacy, but because I had this thought that using AI for that would be like the first thing to take care of
And do they break your automations?
You can get smart food thermometers such as the Meater
|| moist ||
Connect that to a smart switch/plug for your oven perhaps?
nah, they are great fun most of the time, and I can have a band eventually
since noone else wants to play with me
are there smart ovens with cameras inside
Probably, but is it selling your data? π
hahah
that would actually be USEFUL
was thinking this the other day, the whole backlash against privacy would be FAR less forward if the ones using sold data actually provided us with good prediction
ofc I'd be mad, but I would have what I actually need be handed to me all the time. Not saying it would actually be good for me but it would make me more docile :))
Well, also if they actually told us what data they were collecting and selling it might help
yeah, that to boot
You will love my current issue ongoing on github @scenic radish
Last comment here is right up your alley I guess
try a slow, sultry blink
holy hex stream batman
also "OH HOLY SHIT BANANAS" made me lol

You want data? I got your data right here...
What kind of monster doesn't even put that in code tags?
Tyst marschallΓ€lskare
embrace the jank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8dhSig0-7Y
it's so that my movie transfers to my kitchen panel when Im peelin potatoes :))
when I open the door
it blocks the proximity sensor of the phone
even though HA companion app can't use that sensor live π¦
had to go through another app
I was playing around with the Monkey Island theme on my synth with an accordion sound
and I just ended up thinking of this song
I love it
sigh
yeah
bin it
thinking about just flashing my three smart plugs with tasmota lol
thats all i use with tuya
while she bottle fed an orangutang named Tripod, how Tripod got his name is not appropriate for children I always laugh at this part
the rest of my stuff is nest or ZHA
If you can, that is the best option
Dog damnit all these people sending me unsolicited job offers
Finally migrating to a SSD π€©
gen5?
lmao
good news: tore up the case of one of my gosund plugs and turns out they are esp8285 chips which are compatible with tasmota!
woooo
I think I have to move my rack when I get my new disk shelf, I expect it to be a bit louder than the old one
good thing I have a 10m lead cable on the PDUs
With every increasing amounts of money, how dare they
If only
Not a single recruiter so far can match my terms
Yet, sending them to my manager still yields monetary outcomes
ban all work!^^ jk
I love having my hobby as a job
you guys see how they do with stable diffusion these days
pretty soon folks will run the assets from doom through that
we;ll get actual remasters not remakes like the fad has been lately
send your current terms back to the offers and tell them, they'd need to be a good degree above it or f off
i love tasmotas web flasher
Wow, what device? being able to tuya-convert something these days is rare af
I actually did 2, but they are gosund WP3 plugs
Flashing my 3rd right now actually
in fact, they all work (the 2 that I flashed anyway) with tasmota 12
crap I just bricked my smart plug
Have you had them for a while or did you recently buy them?
couple months
no longer than 9 or so
Oh okay. Still fairly surprising
my fault btw, accidentally switched my surge protector off during flash
Try tuya-convert again
yeah, trying now
But just power on the plug, no need to try for fast blink
okay, unplugged it and plugged it back in now I'm getting pink/red flash
here's to hoping it connects
wow I have not used the Alexa app in a while and wow is this hot garbage
the Google home app is better and that's saying something - that app also sucks
mfw I can't find wiz bulbs anywhere in stock then randomly find the biggest selection I've seen at a Kroger.
I finally got that bulb with the dead red channel replaced
space heaters suck
literally in the next room my brother has a 1500w heater perfectly fine but I can't use a 200w heater with nothing else plugged in
sounds like badly managed fuses or a dead heater
not to mention heaters don't draw their rated wattage
Kettle lol
I can definitely cook water. Other things, less so
This is exactly what I do
Pretty sure Accenture can't meet my terms
Their consultancy business is very much a revolving door too
you know them already?
Yes
I just see a lot of management layers
Yuck
Management
I've been asked if I want to do that for over a decade, not interested
People π€’
Yuck programming
They're a decently large firm
nah, smol
They wanna be big 5 lol
They just throw money at problems
and are on the way to take over digital banking in eu
I should probably move to a consultancy firm at some point
lol mckinsey
Wife says her company should hire me to fix all their shit 
go to companies, be a smart ass, tell them fancy enterprise solutions fo $$$ and never be seen again when it comes to implementing stuff
a dream
That sounds like what sales is doing all over the shop
And i have to actually deliver magic
Sounds like my project except support after implementation. They'll dump it all
why not actually do it?
saves that company likely a lot of money long term
sweeten the deal with a impressive and easy fix to show your knowledge for a cheap price and tell them to pay big money if they want to book you again
I don't want to move, and I don't think they can match my terms anyway
I want to travel again π’
There is nothing stopping you!
humans are
clingy basterds
fly a plane yourself, then there wont be much other humans
its the hooomans at home π€¬
midlife crisis enters the chat
Buy a bike, get a mistress, buy an rgb desktop system
trying to tell my wifes friends that tiktok is a horrible information harvesting machine, but since it is the same people who are on facebook 8h a day, they just don't care
heck, it has access to your keyboard
wife thankfully is a security geek π
if you are referring to keyboard shortcuts many site have had access that way for many years
Never knew tiktok did sweet potatoes and basil
lol that heart looks like an arse
I mean ppl's attitude is understandable in a way
cos they already been made aware that fb and the others you mentioned are already doing this
so in their mind, there's no difference
except, they haven't known communism ^^
most people think communism is communism :))
I mean Im not advocating for it in any way shape or form but suffice to say what has been written down is not what has been practiced
btw where u from?
Im Romanian

yeah you couldn't do or say anything against the way things were: even though everyone felt the same as you, they'd rat you out and the van would come in the middle of the night
get sent to a 're-education' camp
my grand-dad did 13 years political prison just for saying out loud that it's a shame workers get paid more than doctors like him who save lives
the guy who turned him in was one of the people who he saved π¦
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oh i'm probably part of that too lol. my bad. that's one of my favorite satire videos
thank you
I'm never kept clean
I'm a dirty mf
If it is historically correct, is it not rather history than politics, or just _don't mention the war _
can't imagine that. even the lowest paid doctors here still make 2-3 times that of the average worker
I do like this new insurance plan they are rolling out that helps separate the shit from the decent based on what they get paid
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Hello Guys!
Any of you is going to attend at the Websummit in Lisbon/Portugal at the end of the month?
i'll join you!
big fat dinner plate you say
Full with food, that isn't a raccoon, yes
skipping about 10 versions of 4 separate HACS integrations. Wish me luck. YEEET
save a wild turkey. roast a racoon.
I just killed your coyote
But
What does raccoon taste like?
I don't think I want to know
You are what you eat
And I just eat crap
That looks like some weird Pepe le Pew knock off
dark meat chicken but more tender
er greasier is probably more like it
they're like land carp
Calm down Luke Smith
Anyone use Firefox on android and have the issue where it refuses to use local DNS?
no, but you probably want to look into FFs DoH
π
Somehow has fixed itself. Will be keeping an eye on it
DoH is kinda weird. I need to look into how to get it to use my local resolver at some point...
local dns works fine in FF here
and my opnsense intercepts all port 53 requests from any device, and redirects them to opnsense, then tunnels them over DoT to cloudflare
afaik DoH is port 443, not 53
it is
and therefore it is hard to block without DPI
Unless you blacklist all known DoHs
Anyone use Firefox on android
said no one ever
TLS breaking DPI even
I use Firefox on android, no issues
Just got new company guidelines to use decimal comma instead of point... man I wish you could use sed(1) in word.
I like my browsers syncing with each other lol
:/
I do not accept people's preference to start their week with Sunday
nobody works on sunday you fools
I'm in the US and I agree--Monday makes more sense to start the week. I have my calendar set to that
yea starting the week during its end is dumb
Tedi is a proper European
Loves celsius, prefers meters, says Monday is start of week
I wish we used the metric system... I'm in this weird place where I use metric for computing/science and imperial for everything else π
Ah yes, my π in imperial and my π» in metric

tedi is a terrorist
I want to see the world burn.
I like it when the week starts with Sunday, because then it starts with a day off.
anybody know how to make the tabs in code server "monospacing" ?
hm, doesn't look like its possible
then I recommend mr robot
for the first bit, not the second bit
It would be a different theme/styling. That preference is just the size of the tabs.
We all like Tedi
cough cough ||sellout||
Finally getting around to doing my timecards for the last month
good thing the backend sucks currently
so noone is sending me reminder emails
I'll take the queens english please
Now you'll see messages about lorries carrying bits through tubes
BTW, I think the language belongs to the King now
And I expect some big changes
you should try fedora while you are distro hopping
#notmyking
I'm not distro hopping, I'm setting up templates in vmware
unfortunatly a lot of software requires centos\rhel
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) clip with quote Yeah, he's got worms in his tubes.
Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote.
Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share.
Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip.
welcome to modernism
Reminds me about all the discussions I see in more homelab focused discords where users think everyone is out to get them, come on you aren't even in the top 100million of interesting people to track π
going to update my rpi2b today π₯²
it ran on a (broken) read-only sd card since 2019, and was grossly underpowered all the time
rip
yuck
How to trigger @clear ferry in 1 sentence
I know someone at uni who's so paranoid they have a USB for the bootloader, USB for the encryption key, and a password before you even get to the login screen
USB might be the enemy though
I went to college with a guy who lived in the forest, with no internet, in a cabin, he knew where all the cameras at school was and avoided them, if anyone took his picture he ran after them and told them to delete it, he copied internet pages onto a usb drive at school and uploaded them at home
it's called mental disorders @umbral cliff
People think they are a lot more interesting than they are in general
other has mental disorders
Let me tell you about HDD firmware with integrated tracking software
i call that hate speech for telling the truth atx ):
Oh wow
That's extreme
He was.. very good at what he did though
he could program anything you asked him to in a few hours
and could debug mostly any code
Also question for you lot, is POP3 ever used anymore outside of extreme situations or you lot still use it commonly?
Because when my uni turned off POP3 for everyone there was outrage from comp sci area lol
all my homies hate pop3
it's a pita to do activesync or similar *nix mail clients
i dont even know what pop3 is
and I hate IMAP
what else is there though?
I just use o365 browser based mail
eh, i stay with imap
I wish I could use mutt or something though
I also wish there was a CLI client for protonmail
outlook does that too
Exchange/ activesync is a great protocol. Shame it's just Microsoft shit
Gmail too iirc
outlook also says that my week starts on sunday, fuck off outlook!
yes, I have to change that too because MURICA COMPANY makes rules
π€’

Next I'll have to count my inbox number in inches
I do like how Microsoft syncs your settings with outlook now. Never have to worry about setting it up just right
It has done that for a decade+
outlook is so confusing in most of its settings, I dont touch it
The 365 cloud sync is new though?
depends on what you are referring to, client settings have been in outlook since at least 2009
Not client settings. I'm talking how the settings sync between outlook installations
You open outlook on a brand new device and everything has copied across
everything what ?
the only reason I sometimes look into outlook is because my dad clicked something on his laptop and does not know how to revert it.
and neither do i.
Your client settings
Like signature. Or day of the week start
ah, yeah signature might be more recent, other settings have been there since forever
see, its so complex you don't even agree on terms
But I think signature sync came in 365, so, 7 years ago ?
no normal person is going to struggle with that shite
I like outlook. Voluntarily use it
mail.app and finished
Haven't seen it before last year/ year before iirc
Ehh google beats them on multi account sign in
Microsoft still cannot deal with that
Since 80+% of the enterprise space uses o365, working across enterprises is seamless
switching between teams and duo or whatever other nonsense is just tedious
instead of just swapping organization in the teams client
swap to customer xyz
swap to home enterprise
If you have the same login sure. If you have to login with 2 Microsoft accounts on the web or clients it just breaks
No
Yes
I login to three different environments right now in teams
its broken
I just swap between them
I'm not sure how given teams doesn't support multiple separate accounts
Since when
it adds you as a guest
Yeah that's not changing accounts
And if you want to try and login to say SharePoint. If you last used account X then try to use a SharePoint for account y it won't let you easily swap. Just log out, log in, and hope it works
sure they will integrate multi login sometime next year
then the preference pane will be a mess in teams also
I see what you are after now
finally
I just open a private window in firefox, and login to my customer account
and keep two windows 
scrolling is already horrible in teams
Also unsure why people say the outlook mobile app is good. It's slow as shit. Have to actually close it from the multitasking window else my phone lags to shit
every single message is a xhr
I don't use the mobile apps
because corporate makes us agree to remote wipe of entire phone
Yeah no
Pass
Send me a message and hope I'm at the computer
otherwise piss off
Don't you get a company issued phone?
If it's just outlook then it's siloed though
I have outlook on my phone, just because I like having the ability to have my calendar on my phone. Outside of business hours you're not getting a reply though
I have a company issued phone yes
And company paid subscription
Intune says siloed, HPE policy says entire phone, HPE IT won't reply to employee concerns about the wording, so we refuse to install it @umbral cliff
Ahh that's fair. I think our policy is just Microsoft apps get wiped. That I can live with
Yeah, the wording does not reflect that
and they won't change it
which means the wording is probably correct
So I told them to piss off
I reply whenever I'm online on my laptop
Honestly that's fair. Unless they expect you & pay you to be on call (and provide an on call phone) there shouldn't be a demand you reply 24/7
Or even just if you step away
on call is fine, that is regular phone
that works without intune
and I charge them per started hour anyway, so gg calling me at 1am for asking me to read a mail
π
I'm using the corpa phone as main phone.
Corp can wipe the entire phone afaik. But can't access anything outside the work profile
Anything interesting is on the cloud either way, so why bother about the wipe?
Where "cloud" is partially local hosting and partially fastmail
It's just principle for me
I don't have a personal phone either
Hell i don't have a personal computer the last 3 years
you also use macs? π₯°
With the current corp lappy that might make sense
But I do enough dumb stuff on my laptop to not have it under corp MDM
I don't run corp image no
Not allowed to connect to corp without their image D:
They even have custom secure boot keys installed
Haven't tried to get into the bios though.
Oh, I have Linux on it
I changed job. I'm with an American company now D:
Doch!
doch has to be one of the weirdest german words for foreigners
Not for Norwegian tbh
Why?
is there a similar thing in norway?
men
αΊ is the weird one
because it does not exist in most other languages
Isn't the double s dead now ?
Also, I'm amused that the phone keyboard has αΊ not just Γ
sssssssssss
SZ pls. Also yes. And it's only been made official like last couple years
Oh
I've never seen a SZ
Seems Polish
Ε
@scenic radish does the american keyboard have any accents in by default ?
Like an actual hardware keyboard?
Norwegian has Γ Ε ΔΒ Ε Δ§ ΓΎ Ε
It seems
more than I knew
but we also have the superior ALTGR key
Only Texan
αΊ is called scharfes(sharp) S or Sz
Apparently doch has all these meanings @dusky plank
To counter a negative
To say βactuallyβ, βand yetβ, βafter allβ, or βbutβ
To tone down statements
To seek confirmation
which can also be used with the norwegian men
MEN
Doch has more balls than Men though
And Men is also similar to But
so I don't see how Doch is special
the plural of regex is regrets
you heard it here first
follow me for more sensational facts
figures my state would be one of the one's pushing back against the student debt loan relief
eheh the 5$ sensores arrive xD
Tuya π€’
what? those work great xD
@scenic radish yes am a muse fan how did u tell
should say, spying inside instead of what it says
your avatar π
yeah i was being sarcastic π
oh π€£
Defo that and the KoT horse as tattoo ideas
Saw them live in 2003 and 2005, absolutely amazing
Used to have a Muse fansite too, with a close friend
i'm in milan next week to see them, and i saw the 2 other times this year
kinda hyperfixated with them
Oh my, that sounds amazing!
I really prefer their old stuff, but the new album is very good too
OoS got me into playing bass, my brain is kinda stuck in that era, but the riffs are so good lol
I hope you have a great time!
Muse are my favorite band
I've only seen them live once and it was unreal
I hope so!
Chris got me into playing bass
Saw them 2x in Manchester, UK
once in Chicago, US
pocahontas funny scenes, disney, miko racoon, dog, cartoons
@tidal bronze you guys just can't win lol https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-10-20/california-wildfires-offset-greenhouse-gas-reductions
You play bass @last cedar ? We should start a band, @scenic radish plays drums and I play mostly anything, and @strange vapor plays keys π
Very badly yes
Also have an electric guitar that I play even worse
Play me Rammstein - Seemann and you are OK
So, I bought a 3d printer and now I have no idea what to use it for...
mine's still in the box
lol, it does sound like I'm not alone in this
i have a few things I would like to try and print just don't have a good place to put it atm
not sure if the fumes on today's filament is as toxic as they use to be either
from what I read the standard PLA stuff is perfectly fine. It doesn't smell at all either
3D printing seems like more stress than I need in a hobby
they keep saying once you got your setup all worked out the prints are pretty reliable
The few prints I did so far have turned out great
Did nothing more than manual bed leveling
what printer did you get?
Voxelab Aquila X2 which is a Ender 3 clone
i got the ender 3 pro still in box. so hopefully your experience is a good omen for me
It was very straight forward for me. Only thing was that the platform itself is wobbly. I had to put the manual under one corner to make it stable so the QC seems to be a bit off
Oh and it's loud af, as I read beforehand. Will have to eventually modify it to be quieter
yea another reason i don't have a good place for it atm, the noise lol
I replaced the board on my ender 3 pro
and I can't hear it anymore
the steppers are absolutly silent
what board?
The Aquila comes with a "quiet board" but it doesn't matter since the fans are hilariously loud. I'll probably end up swapping all of them
you talking about this? https://www.amazon.com/Creality-3D-Upgrade-Motherboard-Mainboard/dp/B07TJNX4FB
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I measured the heatsink and it's basically ambient temp, while the the fan is blowing at full blast all the time lol
There's a cover for the PSU to replace the stock fan with a 92mm one and some other mods for the mainboard
if it's a clone of the ender there are assloads of mods out there from the small research I did
Ye. Just lots of work when they could just have made it quiet in the first place. Artillery Hornet was the other one I was looking at and they say it's extremely quiet. I just don't really like the looks of it and it's more limited in modding
I need to open mine and look at it. I read they upgraded the ender parts while retaining the same name
the one in the box here might be completely diffrent than atx's
@clear ferry I can play bass if @scenic radish can wear this costume... wait, is that Tediore?
that's like the third question I asked atx in a week that he has completely ignored. is the norwat butthurt?
Kebab
Probably because you are so mean to me!
he's a norwegian.. that doesn't make any sense at all lol
I think it's @scenic radish's fault personally
@forest edge you know CA is a pretty large piece of land, right? Unlike MO can't cross in 18 minutes.
Fire here and there, they happen.
wtf is that
An actual gif of Michelle
is that why it's always on fire? lol
My current toddler tbh
Lol, the California fires have been a bit beyond "here and there" for a while. 4.3 million acres (17,401 sq km) burned in 2020. That's 4% of the state.
4% of 100 vs 4% 1000, here and there.
Good thing it's so large. otherwise you could grill without even going outside
It's large. There's that, always. π
But I dearly appreciate the overwhelming concern. β€οΈ
My state likes to catch on fire too.
lol reminds me of what i hear on the radio the other day
Though not quite as much.
each coast is opposite of each other. west coast is kind but not nice. while east is kind while not nice
if you get a flat on the west coast people driving by will say they are sorry and that sucks then drive off
while people on the east coast will stop and insult you while changing your tire for you
If you get a flat in Denver people will flip you off and yell at you for impeding traffic as they pass, even if you're fully off the road.
@forest edge
that is exactly why that state is always on fire lol
Most of us are atheists, unfortunately for you, karma does not work on us.
rotf you would have to be. I mean the fire and earthquakes and you people just don't get the hint lol
hell maybe global warming is God's way of shifting hurricanes towards your coastline as well lol
All for love as always. π
I'm sure people would love to leave California, but then who is going to grow all your oranges?
you are confusing california with florida
Disoriented case of confusion
I'm confusing California with California.
i saw some when i was in sweden! they are so calm walking over roads
i'll chime in on a piano, i can play alle meine entchen
I've seen moose in the forests up north from me before
interesting. didn't know they even grew oranges in either of those states
All the oranges for the middle kf the country. Who eats oranges with that kinda high glycemic index.
oh wait. california oranges are not oranges.. they are mutated like every other fruit from there
Of course.
were you able to pat those moose and raindeer atx?
so a chip off the old block huh
When I was in elementary school we watched a video on Canadian Inuit tribes. It went over how they considered Caribou (Reindeer) eyes a delicacy. They showed a clip of some little girl biting into one and it crunched like an apple. One kid threw up over it which led to two more joining in.
I would be more afraid of a moose with calf than a bear
Haha, priceless, we don't do that, but we do smalahove
Yea, moose can get better traction on snow than your car and your car might not win in a fight against them
I don't think I'd eat eye.
I don't either
I'm not going to eat rocky mountain oysters either.
Those poor bulls
Or steer, I guess.
I've seen that
i like my bratwurst and kartoffelpΓΌree, i'm passing on the eye aswell
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See, that sounds like a good meal.
Not this 'Let's skin Rudolph and eat his fucking face' stuff.
I enjoy eating different cultures food, German food is great, so is Spanish, french is.. eh hit and miss, British is just fatty mcfat, but I love it
Crepes aren't directly inedible
crepes are a joke
Hah
erdΓ€pfel
How do stay so slim and maintain that perfect BMI?
My bmi is almost American levels thank you
My parents went and took a boat trip down the Rhine last year, that looked fun.
I was referring to LA BMI
The "My diet is cigarettes and broken dreams" BMI.
so misleading between now and the 80's
The US isn't even in top 10 for BMI. All those Pacific Island nations beat us.
norway is worse than us.. just some don't like to believe it
yeah one can hear that gif
ew, western germany
Oh, crap, global warming and rising sea levels are going to put the US back into the top 10 for obesity once all these Pacific islands are under water.
Racial profiling might be cool in Norway, try saying that out loud here in LA esse
lol esse
How is making a joke about language semantics racial profiling?
It's not my fault I speak half a dozen languages
I don't get offended every time someone points out English is a mess
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careful. there are two types of english here
I took Japanese in highschool but only for a semester.
The Queen's English > other English
Kings english now
Speaking of the UK, are they ever going to have a PM exit office with dignity?
@prisma briar where do you live?
I'm in Colorado
@tidal bronze you ever make it home yet? or you still on a plane somewhere?
As likely as Italy having a not controversial PM
Grounded for like 18 hours. π
the queen has not died, she is just taking a pause and is testing the king
Came to a mall, I think after 15 years. Shit, things have changed.
malls still exists there?
Malls suck anymore, at least around here. They're all just low-end electronics, clothes, overpriced cutlery, and a food court.
4% of California is a tiny amount of area burnt. Try Australia's 2019/2020 bushfire where it's equivalent to about 78% of California burnt
Yep at the Beverly center.
Yea, there's like a half-dozen in Denver
No, indoor ones. Flatirons, SW Plaza, Park Meadows, Colorado Mills, Cherry Creek
we pretty much got rid of all of ours for outside variants for awhile now
we still have drive in's tho
happy that hasn't died yet
There's a bunch of outdoor stripmalls
There's some drive-ins here. I'd rather just watch stuff at home though.
When I hear stripmall i immediately imagine strippers up and down the walkways between the shops
Well stripmall is a full blown mall in Norway.
When I was in Georgia i saw two of the most American things I've ever seen, Drive Through cash machine, and drive through Pharmacy
does norway even have strippers?
Colorado is cold and snowy for half the year, indoor malls don't seem that crazy to me.
We have drive thru atms as well.
They are convenient
The only available one is busy on discord. So no.
What the fuck @dusky plank
That said, I haven't used physical cash in.... 15 years now?
Except when abroad
We have just drive-thru banks where you talk to the teller over an intercom and use a pneumatic tube system to send them money/paperwork/whatever.
They're everywhere.
Mans gotta buy drugs π€·ββοΈ
The fuck
I really question what he actually thinks a "stripper" is lol
Each of those machines is just an intercom and a pneumatic tube
Actually, those might just be ATMs. I can't tell.
another thing fading out here. drive thru banks with that many lanes lol
No, they're tellers. ATMs don't have the Open/Closed signs.
For me it's since I got a debit card. Then have used it online and in person since. Cash died after that for me
Yea, instead they seem to be going the route of one or two lanes per bank but a bank on every street corner.
I got a debit card in... 97? First credit card in 15
Got a credit card for the frequent flyer points at the start of this year
yea, the sheer amount of them is nuts
You guys are a tiny economy, so might be hard to understand
Yeah, thankfully we don't scale to American ridiculous proportions
Or maybe just for the rest of the developed world cash is dying π
nothing wrong with having options
And cities are walkable so don't need to drive through for stuff. Just walk to an ATM
Or get cash out at a supermarket
hello mr 1970's
I think the last time I used an ATM was probably around 2005
Rest of the world got no asada tacos. So I get it.
In Norway that is
It still works though. If you need $20 for an event or whatever that's cash only (super rare now) then grab it when getting your groceries
Or go to a nearby ATM if you want to go out of your way
Most grocery stores have an ATM too
I am totally against cash and ATM cards not because anything but points on credit cards.
What events are cash only? Even kids fleamarkets do mobile pay or nfc now @umbral cliff
our grocery stores may have a single atm kiosk in them but that's about the extent.. NOONE gets cash back through the lanes anymore tho

Thinking back to a uni event in 2017. Last time I had that, was only because people werent organised and didn't get a reader in time
I accumulate cash like mad, yet I never use it. weird being one of those people who has wads of cash stashed in the house lol
Same thing here for very few getting it. Helped by the fact most self checkouts are card only
Drop a pin. Pronto
I know ATMs here had a bit of a resurgence because weed dispensaries don't accept cards
Because banks don't want to deal with that
Most stores here are only one manual checkout now, if any, rest are self check out
that is actually kind of funny
That's not the bank, it's FED controlled
Reminds me, haven't had to insert my card for a transaction (unless I wanted to) for over 5 years now. Everything is contactless, if it's over the limit just tap and pin
The grocery store across the road from me has like 8 self checkout kiosks and another 6 or 8 lanes with a cashier at them
gross
Convenient you mean
NFC is the way to go. There's a limit?
Yeah, NFC has been big for a long time now, standard for... 10+ years now
Almost everywhere here has tap pay anymore
I just watched a video the other day about how dangerous and insecure those tap and go things are
Usually a max amount you can tap without putting a pin in
β¬35 or so in most of Europe
We don't have pins and I haven't seen a limit so far.
Mid to late 2000s it took off here, chip only required from early 2010s and then NFC really took off
$200 in Aus, or like 10k for mobile payments
Orly
And that's why your bank will protect you for fraud anyway. Not a huge deal
My card will reject transactions over like $100 if I try tap paying, then my bank will e-mail me asking to confirm the transaction and let it go through next time if I do. If I use chip+pin that limit is like $2,000.
Surely bank app notification
At least it wasn't fax
Or even text at least
They also send me a notice through their app but it generally takes longer than the e-mail does to come through
The e-mail is basically instant, the app takes like 30 seconds.
Here if I tap for over $200 it just asks for a pin, enter it, all good to go
they use whatever you have on file
Pin?
if you don't have a cell number on file but an email address you get emails
Why tap, if there's a pin?
It's only pin for over $200, and saves the whole insert, etc stuff too
I don't get SMS notifications/2fa for banking because that's incredibly stupid. Why are you worried about rf skimmers but not about sms hijacking?
Tap, 4 digit pin, done
wait what?
Don't have pins and I haven't come across a limit for tap to pay so far.
I get push messages, no sms π«£
my bank dosen't send me anything any hacker could use
You deal with a bank?
SMS hijacking requires a bit more effort than buying a RFID reader lol
But same with Sonoma, all my bank says is "transfer successful" or similar types of messages
SMS is horrible for security. Carriers have repeatedly proven themselves to be weak to things like social engineering and technical exploits.
Eww no pin. That's stupid
we all don't have pimps who hold our money
Eww your credit card protections.
because sms hijacking wont help them either
they still need the banking credentials and the banks 2fa authentication access and credentials
Always credit cards or charge.
yea would be stupid not to use a cc
Well amex or nothing.
No thank you, don't need the capitalist dream of credit score nΓΈnsense
Direct debit or whatever its called is the real wicked thing
Visa Credit card from me 99% of the time just because I want my points
hell the perks alone make using a cc worth it
Yep always. Points.
I like Australia for that. Everyone starts with a good credit score meaning it's useless except to identify who doesn't repay
Skimming rfid cards isn't really feasible anymore, from what I understand. They do two-way communication with a small on-board cryptographic module in the card and the responses can't be replayed.
No but you can get a square payment reader, etc and just do transactions on the spot
Plus some cards still openly expose their details over NFC and then you can use them online, etf
*etc
too bad none of you will ever know what an open tab is like
Visa Master is not great on disputes, extended warranty, cellphone protection, rentals and insurance.
A bar tab? Yes of course I know what it's like
I know.
not just for bars
Luckily my bank handles that instead of visa
I use four spaces instead of tabs

Yea, I've always done cc disputes through my bank. I've never called Visa directly.
For me it's Amex. Even covers phone damages.
I need to check what insurance I get on my card. Know I get travel insurance. And rental car insurance. Unsure on anything else
Never thought of using it
Rental CDW is super worldwide can save a lot.
We had amex at work for years, most useless credit card i ever had, when I travelled in Europe it was 1/10 that accepted it and it was useless for any kind of parking in Norway
My Visa gets me rental car insurance/travel insurance/roadside assistance
quads tombstone will be in the shape of a seat flip up tray
for what did you need to open a dispute?
Taxi drivers shunned amex like the plague
Here they just charge a surcharge for amex lol
Lol
Most don't accept amex if they have shitty service and runs a business that can't pay 3%. Plus no questions asked click to dispute.
Like minimum is pretty much 2% for amex, 0 for EFTPOS or visa/MC
Years ago T-Mobile refused to refund me when I got a Note 5 that wouldn't register touches that I'd already returned, and a couple months ago Amazon had a 'glitch' in their system that was preventing a refund from going through and I got tired of waiting after a couple weeks of nonsense with them.
T-Mobile screwed up marking the phone as received and I just couldn't get in touch with anyone who could fix it, idk what Amazon's issue was.
open a dispute because of impatience?
I've never had to dispute a charge in my life come think of it, the one time my card got skimmed the Norwegian bank transfer company just blocked the transaction while I was on a flight and sent me an SMS about sending me a new card
Always
you do that?
Yep. I don't have time to give reasons or argue. If it's unfair for me, click dispute.
never had an issue where I needed that money that fast lol
It was more that calling my bank took me 15 minutes, continuing to argue with Amazon would have taken hours.
don't they record the amount of disputes and that tags against you?
It'd already been hours at that point.
ever since i stopped using paypal, i never needed to open a dispute again
I remember reading sometrhing about that
So far haven't had my card details stolen. Have gotten my mum's credit card frozen though. Bought a couple steam games and that tripped the system and blocked it π
Lol
If its about the money, you should not be using Amex @forest edge
Lol, banks don't care if you file two chargebacks a decade.
Had my card skimmed once in 25 years of travel abroad
It can affect whether they'll approve it. Since it could be you just doing cc fraud
Was it in America π
No, Landan innit
odly I think my bank card does go through amex lol
$695 yearly, why wait.
oh what i like to do, is mess with my friends
paying them money with reasons like "protection money" or "drug money"
one of them got dragged into his banks backrooms and questioned about the money
Looks fancy enough for me lol
I don't like amex credit cards, not much bang for the buck.
how much are you paying for that extra fancy card?
Lol I love doing that
what makes that a "fancy" card?
$0 annual fee





