#the-water-cooler
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I just, I get sad and depressed at the news
And the way it is all "my fault" like, electric problems in Sweden
don't worry. the end of the world is near
Your record high inflation would like a word
No one mentions that Amazon has a datacenter that uses 3x as much power as Enköping (a fairly large city)
But like, there isn't enough electric?
Why were thry not told to fuck off and build it up North?
move to a more developed country?
Where there are raccoons
take it for walks with a leash and teach it to attack norwegians
can't get variety unless you leave the arctic
could go to japan.. only place I ever seen with racoon cafe's
Some free to air is decent. Like abc news. Or things like border security on 7
Though most is shit
ABC news here is utter shite. Too many puff pieces and our local presenter is a wheezy twat who stumbles over every second word. The weekend presenter is ok. Otherwise it's SBS for news.
Ah that sucks. Abc here is decent, better than anything else because it’s the only local Canberra news.
SBS is also a good source. I like them for their international news
Who knew home assistant would come so handy?
This automation; changes dashboards across the house from TV shows to Visuals, Selects a random color for each bulb, Starts visuals on all the TVs, Closes the blinds, Starts psychedelic music across the 16 speakers and disable auto shutdown for the lights.
How are you changing the dashboards?
"Acid time" is a boolean input, I simply use it as a condition in two conditional cards.
One for "On" and one for "Off"
Gotcha
Most of the changing dashboards I post are made in that fashion
I am... entirely confused here...
This is a separate IoT VLAN I'm trying to just block off from anything else, but I'm already failing at trying to even load websites on that VLAN now...
I can resolve DNS and ping things just fine, but when I try to simply go onto any website it won't load whatsoever... but to my understanding this IS basically the most I can open that interface/VLAN to the outside? I'm confused...
I probably have something misconfigured for sure, else that isn't logical... but I simply am too dumb to figure out what
😿
... by accident I found out it does only seem to affect webtraffic... cause apps on my phone which seem to not use 80/443 worked perfectly, same with push notifications...
I am... so confused now
reading the opnsense firewall log will give you cancer
Only if you are useless at filtering
Like any logs
Come back to me when you've wiresharked a network with 7000 devices on the downstream link
Reading logs is a skill that should be mandatory on IT resumes if you're good at it
I would say reading and understanding logs should be mandatory
Generally “knowing what to look for and how to ask questions” is part of the critical skill set for people in IT. If you don’t know it but can find the answer you’ll be ok.
And most (normal) network problems are DNS. 😂
anyone proxying a basic auth (.htaccess) site via cloudflare? is this possible? or do I need to setup sso?
Hm i think there is no way around sso, this looks nice https://github.com/goauthentik/authentik
Or does anyone have other recommendations?
The reason I get paid well, is because people are useless and usually people are generally horrible at basic understanding of concepts and troubleshooting, the number of times I've come onsite to a customer site where partners have been onsite for three weeks with five people trying to figure stuff out, and I just enter the room, read some logs for 15 minutes and then the problem is solved 
Heck, I've had a case where our support and partners had been troubleshooting performance issues for 8 months
I went onsite for one day including travel by plane
And it was solved
That's cheating though, the computers were scared you'd yell at them again...
I just ordered my first smart lock, but it doesn't break my rule of no smart locks because it is for indoor use 
don't think those were designed for diets

Is it one that moos at you?
Anyone using Tesira DSP with home assistant?
no your the only audio nerd left on the planet
and soon with california issues you will perish as well lol
or morph into some kind of mad max audiophilic
House Targaryen begins. TV time.
Speaking of music, interesting contrast between Queen and Bob Dylan
Queen wanted everyone to have their phones out all of the concert I was at, taking pictures, flashing the lights etc, Brian May even filmed the audience and put it out on TikTok
Bob Dylan is coming here later this year, and everyone has to put their phone in a pouch that is sealed when inside the concert arena, then opens in specific areas outside the concert
He dosen't want a cancer cloud to form
must watch on pc
how is that allowed lol
It's not. Don't do it again.
But why is it not allowed?
@young sigil
wasn't referring to the server rules more like the programming of discord and it's restrictions
I sadly missed the controversy
it was a video that changed shaped throughout causing the text above to raise and lower
I thought videos were static in size
I can dm it to you Rob, you need to send me a DM / friend request first however
thanks, but I'll just imagine
just picture atx trying to fit into a video frame and that frame expanding and contracting as the lens gets closer and farther away
Why would you host shows outside in arctic temps?
The cryogenic temps help preserve Dylan
never heard of Trans-Siberian Orchestra? https://youtu.be/MHioIlbnS_A
Official music video remastered in HD for Trans-Siberian Orchestra - "Christmas Eve / Sarajevo" from 'Christmas Eve and Other Stories' (1996)
Subscribe to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra channel http://bit.ly/SubscribetoTSO
Watch all of Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s official videos here: https://lnk.to/TSOVideos
Listen to all of Trans-Siberian Orches...
Phones in bags, more like an escape room 🤣
It's a good thing we have the British accent to demonstrate that something is old, magical, or otherwise exotic
Well, not outside outside, you have to leave the concert area inside the arena
Yondr it seems to be called
It prevents valuable concert footage from being uploaded for free online
phone footage of concerts is ass either way.
I get that some don't want to look at phones, or don't want people filming to block the view of those behind them.
but the videos are useless for anyone who wasn't at the concert
I've never had issues with anyone blocking my view at a concert tbh, I did have some neo nazis flaunt their new member tattoo next to me at one though
That was interesting
#JustNorwayThings
At least there was no 🔫
worst I've seen is some odd consumption of drugs (snorting a line from a somewhat dirty barrier brrrr)
to be fair the other manufactures who will be rolling out neutered versions of full self driving are also going to charge for it in form of subscription
Eh, the self driving on my Volvo works great, has no subscription, transfers to next owner and was included standard
Volvo is also one of the better manufacturers
Brb Tesla, nothing transfers to next owner
I have less trust in BMW and Mercedes at this point
Money go brrrrrrr
don't compare assist to full self drive
Pssh, I don't have to press any pedals or turn the wheel
Self driving enough for me
I don't want the Jetsons
it's still assist not full self drive lol
no need to gamble every time you turn on a feature
so every manufacture will be charging for full self drive since tesla gets away with it
however
The Mercedes EQS was quite nice, but I wouldn't pay the money they wanted for it, sheeesh
tesla may ultimatly make that feature on future cars cheaper
€/$165000
Best part is, they dont say that when you pick that option.
Even thats too much, I drive a car because I want to drive, if I want to just sit I'll take public transport
I use the car because I tend to not go from population center to population center. And public transport takes 2 to 3 times the time :/
I'd love FSD. A proper one
I use it in queues and if I have to keep an eye on two kids while driving
If I'm alone i dont use it
Isn‘t this the self driving project by geohot?
Yes it is
oh, it's actually the same? That's what it reminded me of at first
I got an actual 1tb HDD for 15€ and another one for 11,60€ so far. Used ofc in good condition.
Whats your average lifespan on hdd's?
Most live 8-10 years
Had some 4TB drives start to fail a few years ago, 4.5 years old, got new ones on warranty
Just make your HDD's fail a couple of month before warranty ends, then you'll have an unlimited resupply :p
I have thought about it
Since warranty goes on value rather than actual model, I got 6TB drives out of it
niice
Norwegian five year consumer warranty is nice
I'm gonna use the 7 year on the Volvo for all it is worth
5 years on everything?
Electronics yes
Property is also 5 years I think for any issue, it can be more by agreement
Most cars are 5-8 years these days
Shoes and apparels are 2 years
It can be more for electronics, but by law we get 5 years on everything
One of the reasons I never buy electronics new in the us
Usually 1y warranty, which doesn't justify the price
my voltmeter just died 14 months in for no reason..
i'm gonna do a amazon switcharidoo
Hey i guess this goes here
Trying to figure out fun things to ad to my smart home
Currently working on lightning under the couch and bed
😂
Or make your car parking heater start based on walking into four different rooms in the correct order

Start Spotify with Rick roll on random speaker based on if USD increases or not in value to your local currency

Fun and serious 😋
I'm just a 
5 year electronics warranty? Lol. Do you guys have your cake mixers failing randomly? Why on earth would one want a replacement for a 4 year old device. 🤔
Because we can, if it breaks, we get a new one
If it starts making a bad sound, we get a new one

Consumer rights baby
I guess you all pay a premium for 1 random person to replace a noisy cake mixer. Makes perfect sense 👍
Yes, socialist electronics, we love it
it forces the industry, to make more reliable products instead of single use throw away items
Oh Boy, if you think that's how the industry works, more power to you 🤣
I think it is mandatory with two year warranty minimum in the EU now
They've talked about upping it to 3
For everything
You can do 25 years but consumer pays, no matter how you cut it. Especially with electronics that's an unwanted burden on pricing for old shit.
It makes sense now, why you guys pay more for the same thing 🤣 but hey it feels good to replace the 5 year old cake mixer right?
Eh, generally electronics is pretty cheap tbh
18 months max lifetime and move on to the next.
What's the point in hoarding on to old crap
Yes, that makes sense, it's 20% cheaper, so we replace it every 18 months making the total cost over 5 years double 
There's extended warranty or most cards cover extended and purchase protection, for electronics that's pointless. Tech changes all the time. Mainly energy efficiency, always makes sense to go for a newer model.
i wonder why my electronics with more then the mandatory warranty last much longer then those with the bare minimum
Manufacturer will never take the hit, ever. It's not that complicated
But hey if you think you are getting a fantastic warranty.....👍😀
About yout multimeter, get a Fluke and be done with it.
Flukes are fun, for that 1 time every three years you need it
I'll keep my $10 multimeters that last 15 years for now
Multimeter, at least for me MUST be reliable and accurate. It's not about the price, it's the task at hand.
or just do a amazon switachrydoo
i dont like to get scammed
Yep, keep on replacing a multimeter that failed on you already. 🤣
its better doing it for free, then paying for another one
Multimeters, line level testers are not a joke. In the service industry it's life and death. Hopefully you will not be using it to check line level with your DIY stuff.
you know today's best multimeters is tomorrow budget multimeter right?
I got a pretty old one and a "newer" plastic cheapo and they both work exactly the same lol
once you move from analog to digital, you're good until it dies
I "inherited" a nice Fluke MM from my last company, but I couldn't justify buying one on my own (unless used, maybe)
Yeah flukes are worth it if you work in high tech stuff
For 99% of users any $10 multimeter is fine
Fluke cable testers are freaking amazing
But not worth it for personal use
hot damn
when opening a dispute:
'sir you ordered ssd ultra fast file transfer 3000 version 60tb. actual size is 16gb (we put this very clearly in transparent font size 2 in the bottom) please close this dispute if you will not close i will lose my my home my job my family and my parents'
sound norwegian
clearly the government would take care of that poor guy
In civilized countries yes
@last cedarI like how your country actively pays citizens to hunt the very thing you want so much lol
Not the best bit about Sweden
its a UNI-T UT210E
Even an old used one from ebay is 100x better than a cheapo from Amazon.
Looks like the one I have is $400
. I bought a whole noname (Rigol) 4-channel scope for that
Best lights ever. Try their shades.
@pearl cloud I just rigged a Pico remote to fire an alexa routine
This is fucking great
My rpi pico is sitting without any use right now
Just can't find the time to make something out of it lol
I mean my Pico remote for lutron
I press button alexa fires routine
And the remote has 5 buttons so I can make it fire 5 different routines
Echo button replacement confirmed
Including the arm the alarm system routine. Ayyo
Brand new "I'm leaving" button. One press and all lights go out and the alarm is armed. TVs get shut off if they're on, exhaust fans off. It's fantastic
RPi's are neat but they've never had the power to do the things I want to do
AliExpress 🤮
At least it isn't Amazon 
Amazon delivers to your door in under 4 hours
The only economic system that matters.
🤢
I have successfully created my own bootleg Ring alarm arming/disarming in HA that works flawlessly and looks good.
Ew ring
I'm sorry you're poor
No, i just have common sense, and no crime 

Jokes aside I really don't like waiting a month for a product
My time is worth more than that.
I never have a rush to implement something, I'll get around to it when I have time
under 4? In munich we could select 1hour delivery
München
mhhm

it was rather expensive though iirc. LIke, 15€ delivery fee
Ooof
@glacial knot my shit comes with my prime member ship
We have the one hour option but yeah it gets pricy depending on the size /weight
I don't get it.
Typical non Rammstein fans
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Premiere: May 18th, 2001
Dire...
🤘
So I have joined the dark side (aka android)

Why so much at night?
Have you rooted your phone yet? What about a custom rom? Any plans on further software modifaction? I can recommend you to do this: <insert long list of useless crap>
Lmao, thats the part of android I don't want to deal with. Let me just enjoy my phone
(and yes it is useless)
Did you get a Samsung? 🤢
Also, love getting a new dishwasher and finding out its got wifi. App tells me when its done, and it can link to home assistant 
Yes because I wanted a flip phone
A honest suggestion for phone ussage however. Only charge it as much as you need it to and have a 10% reserve.
I have my second-hand Pixel 4XL since 11 months now and even gained 2% battery life on it
I'm at 99% capacity left
Or dis
Yeah I'm not going to be extreme on it, similar stuff to what helps iphones too. Will see how the battery life is over the next couple weeks and then reevaluate
I just need 60% to get through a day comfortably, sometimes it even lasts 2
If I am working I have 85%+ left when I go to bed, but with babies sleeping on top of me I usually have 10% left at the end of the day
I use my phone to check mails during meetings. So it's in use a bit more 😄
Which flip?
The Z Flip 4
Get ready for the most epic Raccoon Federation story yet. Steven takes on the elements while Gary eats popcorn.
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Loving it. It's been working really well
Also pleased Samsung delivered over a week before the official delivery date
authorization is a hater
That's usually the case with Samsung pre-orders.
Gary is such an arsehole
Something happened with Discord, or it's just me?
First, i had some notification, don't remember, something about to find friends by phone numbers, and now, i don't have unread messages badge ,you know, that small red number next to server icon....
Discord's unread and tag notifications have been spotty for a while (like a year or more), and especially on this server. I was just thinking that they'd gotten more responsive and accurate in the last few days, though.
After a ton of videos and back and forth, support finally closed my ticket
I only get that bubble on the server if someone tags me
I get the white half-circle if there are unread messages
Always been that way
there's a default related to server size whether every message is a ping, or just those with tags
I think that cutoff is somewhere like, 10k active users ago 😂
I can't remember ever seeing a red bubble that wasn't a tag in the last three years
not sure if it turns red, but it does the audio and I think push notify on mobile
but I only have that on one server, where we are only 4 people
I'm just here to sing the praises of lutron switches and my hacky work around to get ring alarm to work perfectly in Home assistant
Also, with the lutron bridge pro you can use the pico remotes as alexa buttons. Which is rad
cool cool, but have you ever had a real nice wiener schnitzel?
yes
tell me about it
If it wasn't in Austria it wasn't nice enough
you sir use cloudflare right?
Imagine needing to leave your country to get authentic food
Imagine thinking your country is exceptional 
do you proxy your dns records or do you use cloudflare transparent? because having CF kind of beats opnsense's geoip blocking
We are exceptional. Top dog for over a century.
Both
so you block in CF and in opnsense?
Yes
took me half a day to migrate to a new domain, transfer domains to cf, change web server to nginx and in the meantime put authentik in between.
my head hurts
Such fast wow, nerdgastic
very unfast, stupid me
I got bored of my car. Everything is fixed, nothing to repair... Time to sell it and get new one
there are an endless number of improvements and optimizations, I'm sure
"runs and conveys people and things" is the bare minimum
20 years ago that would have meant it was time to build an awesome carputer. Nowadays there's no point to those...
I remember a Russian I worked with in 2002 had a carputer in his trunk
In waterproof case
Automatically synced his mp3 library when he parked in his garage
Yeah, that used to be cool. Now your phone does more better.
I always wanted a carputer, but smartphones happened before I got the skills and funds.
and need for a car...
Other people als experiencing problems with the buienradar temperature and humidity.
Seems to be stalling since the highest temperature this afternoon
Using buttons and things for lights? Is it still a thing?
not everyone wants to wave their arms like they just don't care to turn on the light to see the toilet
Wave hands? You still use a clapper at the barn?
don't be knocking the clapper.. much easier for old people slap something than it is to say, "Hey Google, I'm ready to take a shit now"
Coming to America clip with quote I'd like to wipe my own ass today Most amusing, Sir. Wipers!
Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote.
Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share.
Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip.
Quest is not to interact in anyway
there's always interaction, otherwise you are caveman shitting in a corner
Oh no. No buttons, no clicks, no double clicks, no cubes, no smiling, no waving, no touching, no glancing, no shaking, no tapping, no talking to Alexa, no google smooching, nopes none of that crap, no thank you.
No erros here.
no errors ... yet.. you mean
Oh no I did. Bathroom was the hardest, ever.
oh? redundant occupancy sensors? floor sensors? warm ass on toilet seat sensors? audio sensors to listen for possible grunting
Steam shower took out many of the sensors.
steam shower? with what? not like you have water in your state anymore lmao
Well its called a steam shower I have no idea how else to explain it. Lol.
recycled urine i'm guessing
That's strictly for oral hygiene
I don't want to cook today 😫
stomach just isn't up for the fight is it?
come on over to the midwest, we'll treat you to some proper food
Kinda lazy when by myself. 😀
Pick out your cow!
No cow today 😀
Good choice of chocolate though
What the fuck did i just stumble into
The most beautiful cow in the world, that's what
no, just eating a dish designed for the cow tho lol
i always liked how older videos explained how things work that still are used today
How the automobile differential allows a vehicle to turn a corner while keeping the wheels from skidding.
Differential steering From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Differential_steering
Differential steering is the means of steering a land vehicle by applying more or less drive torque to one side of the vehicle ...
not to mention when they make comments about stuff like the driveshaft running through the floorboard would be awkward for luggage and never once mention safety lol
I love that video
Safety is modern stuff. Sad people invented it nowadays, to kill whole fun .
seen it before
good info, well demonstrated, no goofy YT disembodied heads popping in, what's not to like?
How it goes? Then car manual showed you how to set valves clearance, now it says don't drink battery acid
that would require opening the hood

big enough to roll right over your puny country
it's getting it over there that would be challenging
with the large ship fleet of the us navy, it will not
Smh, I just got the used smart lock i bought
The seller failed to say it was missing the battery cover and the lock connection mechanism
I filed a complaint with the platform asking for money back
They said in the text that "sold with original box and batteries"
Didn't mention the missing bits
Yup, hard refund time.
wdym?
i'm on 140.18 and manually update everything
time to update then
i dont see anything that has changed
...
Yay Jellyfin
Be super responsable with your passwords, at least 2000 digits, so we can just leak them at some point
I had a giant random password and MFA, but changed it anyway
Plex has been a far better experience for me than kodi with emby was, I prefer kodi over plex, but it was a pain to sync multiple devices
Remember to reclaim the server
But I will more than likely go over to jellyfin
You big show off
Paid $49 at some point
I figured that the Norwegian govt distributed them to all citizens
No only free oil
They just don't persecute us for piracy
Like Robin Hood
Or bankrupt us for ambulance rides
Same here. They've served me well
bruh
Jellyfin serves me well, just not the defective hdd it runs on
copied the proxmox install from a youtube video where its run inside a docker container, so i can just install the watchtower docker container to auto update jellyfin 🥰
WIP
Is this a Geocities page from 1998?
Lål alarms 
Displays great on the tablets.
Sure wish there was more flexibility though. An image mapping protocol would be dope
I switched to jellyfin. Can recommend.
There's some minor tradeoffs, but I like it more. (and once my PR is through, it'll play nicely with HA....)
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You know you live in a proper country when two levels of management says you should push for raises this year, and not back down
Maybe the 1GB variants but 4GB Pi is king
Yeah, the 4 is usable at least
Anything below is a brick
@tidal bronze you should get your hands on some of the Black Hornet 3 drones Norway is sending to Ukraine, they look noice
You swine
I wont, they are.
But when they were affordable, they weren't a bad choice for non critical systems.
non-critical 
Yes they are cool. I thought they are Flir systems 🤔
Manufactured by flir
But
The Black Hornet Nano is a military micro unmanned aerial vehicle developed by Prox Dynamics AS of Norway,
I know about Prox but I think they were bought over by flir few years ago
Huh FLIR?
At least it told me they were

`FLIR Unmanned Aerial Systems AS
Electronics manufacturer in Hvalstad`
Flir from Oregon, but part of Teledyne which is from California, bought Prox in 2016.
I think Prox made the right merger when it comes to thermal imaging. Sold to Flir in 2016. But original design is Norwegian 👍
Upgraded to 22.7 today @last cedar
No vlan breakage
It took 10-15 minutes to boot though, so I got worried
It was a long update time
I need to setup NUT again
And no zfs? What kind of monster are you? Only 4 cores? Not running a dual 28 core for opn?!
@clear ferry
As you can see my CPU is overloaded
Sa sa
I should start using more of the NICs though
Only using two
Ouch
I am moving my little box to 10gb for the extra bandwidth
Just because
I should also be able to get my fiber straight into it, need to ask my ISP
By the way, stupid question..... how do you get the dark theme?
It's in general I think
I use dark theme on everything I use
I'm not a fookin psycho like @scenic radish
Y'all like my Japanese hand carved table?
did you buy it?
I've seen a couple like that, but they are a bit expensive for serving the exact same function as a board and some 2 by 4s 😂
I bought it used
An old man got it from a friend of his who was a wood carver in the 80s in Japan
€100 I gave
Or he got it from a friend, who got it from a wood carver friend in japan
Come think of it
that's a steal
Tyvm
Your graylog events don‘t get messed up with Europe/Oslo? I had to set UTC
22.7.2 messed up the homeassistant plugin for me
The new issue reporter got troggered every few seconds
Lulz
Seems like the table found a nice, soft pillow to lay on and went to sleep
Yes, the kiddo learn to climb without hitting a wooden table pillow
why the hell is your couch so short to the ground?
is that normal height for around europe?
Looks pretty normal at least for us northerners
looks like something I wouldn't be able to stand back up from lol
What a pain the neck this was. I changed my password & forced logout for all clients, which finally required me to connect directly to the server to re-claim it (you can't do it with the https://app.plex.tv/desktop/#!/ URL) and then go into /config/.storage/core.config_entries to manually modify the token to allow HA to access the server again because attempts to reconfigure from the UI just fail with an error ending:
File "/usr/src/homeassistant/homeassistant/components/plex/config_flow.py", line 351, in async_step_init
return await self.async_step_plex_mp_settings()
File "/usr/src/homeassistant/homeassistant/components/plex/config_flow.py", line 355, in async_step_plex_mp_settings
plex_server = self.hass.data[DOMAIN][SERVERS][self.server_id]
KeyError: 'f63bb88919f848993dd5870a6cccf782c967b9dc'
The whole "go here, then go here, then look at the end of the URL.." to find the token is pretty silly. I hope they felt silly while writing it down in such detail, thinking "hey, this is ridiculous"
who thought that writing that tutorial makes more sense than just providing an UI for it?
no kidding
"Who's going to want to do this anyway? Weirdo nerds" was probably the entirety of the thought process. And then today happened
they actually say "most people won't ever have to do this..."
You are probably right, it won't take 355lbs
Speaking of, my flowers came out yesterday
🇺🇦
Ugh! I had forgotten I'll have to do that too.
It would help if they had a better error message when the server hasn't been claimed - it just acts like "server? what server? I don't see any server..."
exactly like that
Else it wouldn't fit his Audi A6

The couch has never been in any of my cars though
Have you started working in the school sector @forest edge ?
@last cedar
I’m actually all for having that as punishment
Send them on a physically exhausting adventure
Good
so 300% lower than norway. noice
considering we already established norwegians are fatter by factual data, I would lean more to you cognitive functions starting to fail
probably those miniature vegetables you been growing and eating
Obscene
Why is it so expensive at night? How much as you selling?
looks like normal European price to me
This is how you get continuous tax breaks and are allowed to abuse your workers by promising to get stuff to market over and over
But hey, FSD 2023
And it’ll be certified by 2030, #believe
Hopefully Tesla will be bankrupt before that
I assume they'll split out the battery business at some point
since that actually looks like they have a good leg in
@last cedar hah gotcha
you guys saw comma.ai?
saw the discussion about self drive and just curious if anyone tried it
Haven't read about that yet
Still trying to figure out how to do the lightning under the sofa
Yikes, air attack alarm triggered in Sweden, they don't know if it was user error or hacking @last cedar
That got a camera inside for @forest edge to spy on you?
that guy is certainly not norwegian
Unfortunately most poster children for Norwegian physique appear to have been popularized between 1939 and 1945
@clear ferry where in sweden
Yes
Menvaf?!?
They were trying to airlift my doormat stash, sorry about that
Damnit, did they get any?
No no, doormatcon 1 and they have no chance, we are back at 3 again now
@last cedar how are ya
Hackfleisch is indeed wery gud
Soylent Green
Is mostly cow still
Tired, been sorting a window today. But still sick, got like flu symptoms
Beef? Looks tasty if it wasn't raw...
eyy, sick brother
always wondered where our raw expired cat food went
Season 11: Episode 10 - Space Cadet
no chains. Bad 😂
Best thing you posted so far. Yep good for a visit nothing more. Everything runs in slow motion. 🤣
Sounds good coming from you though since it was a repost from https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/
😄
I think the slowest would be Lisbon. 20 minutes for a coffee 🤣
You aren't wrong, the portoguese are slow
You can go through 3 x Ginjinha boosters before the coffee arrives.
😀
I should perhaps do s/others/most people over there
What a surprise!! Nathan's Hot Dogs at the lounge today 😋
Curious what Geneva use to solder their PCBs
Trying to replace an antenna connector, but even hitting the solder point with 350c gets me nowhere
the actual antenna wire connector melts fine, the housing for the antenna connector doesn't even begin to melt
Guess I'm gonna have to dremel this bitch
Probably some anti-repair gunk they use that melts once
Not enough heat
Yep 400 should do it.
Operator error
Pretty sure it is some anti repair bullshit
since all the other solder points are fine
The antenna connector needs serious heat. What type? N F ...?
Don't tell me you are struggling with a micro RF connector 🤣
Definitely not enough heat.
it's the solder points for the RF shield
the antenna connector itself melts fine, but I can't get inside the RF shield to attach the broken cable
because for some reason, Geneva decided to make it a good idea to be able to spin the connector
which rips the cable out
Suck out the blob first. Add solder, let it reflow.
You will need to pry one side at a time while applying heat to alternate pins
I have a heat gun that gets to 650°C? But, it could be considered dangerous 😛
Nah, the blow torch is my flame thrower 😛
With a straw?
Raw meat, straw same thing.
I like my blobs sucked
Lmfao
You need a higher powered soldering iron. You can adjust this using the temperature setting up to a point, but beyond that you need an iron with more power and higher thermal mass. The manufacturer has (through incompetence or malice) not included thermal reliefs on the pads connected to the ground plane.
Powerful iron? Like cape wearing type?🤔
Like larger heating element.
The one on the left is 120W the one on the right is 45W. The 120W iron also has a much larger tip which has a higher thermal mass and so cools down less.
Example of thermal relief pad on the right (how solid plane connection should be done):
I was messing with you man. You mean hotter iron 😜
Nope. The temperature setting can be the same, but the power delivered (that prevents cooling of the tip) can be different.
If you have the right iron, you don't need relief pads or anything for that matter.
I am yet to hear the term powerful iron in the field. Lol. Where you at?
Oztrailia
Of course. 🤣
It's a very common industry term, everywhere.
It's one of the main specifications of an iron.
The TS100 is rated at 65W, which should be sufficient. However it also depends on how you are powering it.
Not in the field here in the US. Obviously that's how an iron is rated. We don't say hand me the "more powerful iron" lol
I am cracking up here. 🤣
Yeah but you lot also cant pronounce solder correctly.
I am so sorry.
Apology accepted.
You are too funny man 🤣
Was enough laughs to bridge the gap till the vodka came across. Thank you 😊
you love to see it
only a matter of time before it reports a missed heartbeat again
External 24v psu, i can try one of my old 80w 230v irons, still sure it won't budge
Argh, I need to patch some better language/sub selection into jellyfin at some point.
starting to think pfsense may be miles ahead of opnsense at this point
Hint, it is not
try telling opnsense support that
You are in contact with support?
I haven't been in contact with any *sense support the last 18 years

then all you get in response is... what is this 1970?, I haven't had that break in 40 years!
@forest edge what issue are you having?
@clear ferry i need support
dealing with PPP atm
thats opnsense for ya..
bullshit, every damn thing is written by some nerd in your neck of the woods
Sonoma can't PP, is the issue
I have yet to find anything written in regards to us base modems lol
the biggest issue is freebsd
2016 but it dosen't matter if it was released yesterday same boat
noone has
but it's not like they made support for modems to be seen as ethernet devices
instead you gotta go through ppp
@dusky plank you who are the homekit homeboy
Can I use an appletv as a bridge to a homekit device to control the homekit device in ha

Why not just add the homekit device direct to HA?
Because I don't have Bluetooth on my HA device, and it's two floors and one concrete garage away
I have no direct devices on my HA
Hmm the apple tv used to be able to be a hub for homekit. Could be worth trying if you have a spare apple device
I have a Roku too
they added homekit to it and it can act as a hub
for shits n grins i tried it out on mine. hated it lol
Apple TV + plex, how do you fast skip?
don't watch shit with commercials?
Press the plate middle, then you can scan?
Or pull down, and you can select chapters
Hmm no scanning. It's like 2x to 4x FF. Wtf?
I haven't used FF since VHS days
the whale commercials excite him
Dude, not everything needs a historical reference 🤣
It sure does 😉
but that was just last week for him
Because y'all living in the past
So apple TV can't fast skip or scan?
I remember laserdisc, can't remember a single household that had it, the local music store had one in their showroom in the mid 90s
my uncle went all in on LD's. was funny as hell when they died
The two mentioned methods is all I ever use, never seen FF , might be there
i'm glad HDDVD died.. i had just bought a PS3 lol
Did he also buy in in betamax and hddvd? 
Thankfully we did
that was just last year for you guys wasn't it?
Sometimes, when you watch on multiple devices, last stop times don't exactly sync up. So yes you have to use FF on plex. Since you are stay at home dad you might not experience the issue I am having. 😀
lol multiple devices
Oh, never had issues, if I exit the playback on my living room apple tv using Plex it will resume the same place on my bedroom one
quad starts watching something on his phone, switches to tv, back to phone while on toliet, then watches it on fridge then back to phone while he heads to the pool then back to tv before flight then back to phone
Hey, stay at home dad is not the same as I'm getting paid to only work 20% 
Not at home mainly, in-flight wifi, you pause, fire up on Apple TV = shit storm.
technology just isn't quite up to your standards yet
maybe someday
hell i remember the days we use to plan to watch something 5 days out from finding it in the tv guide and if you didn't atleast start the recorder you were sol
i wanna chuck the sierra wireless modem out the window
Added an apple TV to Airbnb, remodeling is done soon, Just have to survive a few more weeks.
What model?
I do not understand how i can at cmd and see the thing running, connecting and doing all that jaz while opnsense refuses to set it as an interface
Oh wow, Sierra, i remember that name
it's a em7533
it's enough for what i want it for
people in the past got it to work with pfsense
so you would think it would work with opnsense
you saying bsd has regressed?
Is this for your farm?
No, but kernels drop support for archeic hardware
is there someplace to find that info? and i doubt it, i find comments about it from 2020
if anything these devices should have went from needing to use PPP to just showing up as usb devices
one would think
when you search for "recommended" 4g modems for opnsense you find pfsense articles linking to a ton of shit that still requires PPP lol
if i had a spare box i would load up pfsense just to see if it would recongize and use this thing
Generally support for obscure stuff is better in opn, they push bsd updates quicker than pfsense do, and driver support goes together with the bsd kernel
As a broad statement there, no guarantees
that may have been the case at one point
Maybe if you were nicer to raccoons it would work?
but after reading all that i have, it seems pfesense gets far more support
nicer to racoons? they break more than they fix
Linus just redid their modem and pf had no drivers, as only opn was on fbsd 13.x at the time
I know at least 342 raccoons that are experts with ppp
But no one will come and help you due to previous threats made
342 dinners you say?
Why failover? Are you expecting storms and things?
no mostly just redundant. although sometimes spectrum does maintenance around 3am and i am on alot of the times and this way I won't miss atx talking shit
afaik apple tvs can't, only homepods.. maybe I'm wrong but yes in general you should just need to setup a homekit home. no idea how you do that without phone/mac 🤣
you ordered 4 toilets? some cali block party with toilet punch?
Docs say I can do it on Apple tv, I'll give it a go
Lol it's for a property in Vegas.
Does anyone know how to run a script to shutdown a service that requires admin privileges without having the uac prompt? I'm trying to use Hass agent to shutdown a service on command. However the service requires admin privileges to be shutdown/started.
maybe an elevated command prompt?
How would I do that in an automated way? Hass agent doesn't elevate opening power shell. It can open command prompt I think but it won't elevate that either.
do a shortcut with admin privileges
work it out in the shortcut for cmd's properties or something
dunno the exact location of it
then get hass agent to run that directly
maybe use that then as a custom executor (in hass agent config)
and then you have the 'customexecutorcommand'
within the commands section for hass agent
this sonoff NS pro is lookin cool
little zigbee hub, can export entities to hass, and will be able to control hass entities
why not just slap an old android on the wall
I sellotaped one in each room lol
I will try that.
a phone is just as finished and made to fit, is my point
not on a wall
that ns panel runs android y know
💀
yes on a wall
can it be powered straight from mains?
☠️
sure
no thanks, if you like that, go wild lol
Sonoff proprietary hardware 
yeah that comma.ai thing I mentioned looks pretty cool, it's like a module that you connect to your car and it makes it self-driving
and the software is open source too
they just sell the module. there's probably folks that diy it
dunno, regulation for cars is a bit different than most DIY spaces
thats true
I haven't looked into that at all tbh
either way, if you were to buy the module its like 2k euro or something
You'd at the very least stay driver in the legal sense (i.e. always required to pay full attention)
compared to a tesla thats well cheap
not convinced about that, but won't claim otherwise
there's a total of 2 manufacturers that can claim different, and only in L3 situations
yeah but that's the legal loophole you see
they dont sell the software
so they arent required to comply
Er, what? 😂
I'm not sure what you are trying to say there tbh.
I've seen it. I've known about it since it ran on PS3 (or was it 4?). Assuming it's geohot's, like someone here said
yeah
yeah they're only liable for their hardware
that they sell
the module, that is
yes, since the driver is at every point fully the driver
why
Because that's how it works? You can't just point at some unapproved modification you did and claim that's the driver 😂
and if the hardware glitches on you and interferes with your driving, it's again mostly on you. Since you brought that unapproved modification onto the road.
yeah that was my current thought
like said, there's very few situations where liability moves from the driver. Both that I know of are L3 only
Wondering if someone knows a integration for our household chores. Once a week we have someone come by to clean the home and I want to make a schedule so that she knows what is needed when she is here. The calendar integration is limit for this . It will be displayed on a tablet. Any suggestions?
the shopping list
and also have a TTS announce at each specific time the choar that is needed
#integrations-archived is the channel you wanted (read the channel topics)
Yooo what the cat doing
Pinging your pongs
I tried this but it's not working. https://github.com/LAB02-Research/HASS.Agent/issues/150#issuecomment-1228789337
wdym?
People who don’t like getting pinged when someone responds to them post that gif
I posted it because I’m bored
Allen haben angst @finite atlas
dont know what you mean
yaml is the official language here plz
明天的邻居
Yet Another Mainland Language right?
I move to strike this comment down on the basis it's a slur against a people in a negative manor. in accordance to home assistant guidelines you sir should be whipped and thrown in a shower and forced to use soap
Optimize and Perfect
Yas queen
See, we even optimized 'optimize' by giving it the proper 'z'
color: Se the colour of the text

code in American is fine. But docs in English 🙂
I write whatever my autocorrect defaults to
Sometimes it’s British sometimes it’s American
Color colour
It accepts both
The only thing that really sets me off is when native speakers say ‘could of’ or ‘I could care less’
Like ???? The fuck
When something is clearly the incorrect result of trying to spell something phonetically (could of vs. could have/could've) it does make me think less of the speaker...
As in, you don't really know the words you're using
really don't see that as a diss lol
Good on you for having insight
Y'all all
it's all y'all
Speaking of….
count a pound? o.0

worst thing is he's got auto correct on because there's no way he writes 'wouldn't' or 'didn't' himself, but he still fails to sound remotely normal
I saw a thread the other day on Reddit about someone calling someone a grammer nazi for capitalization of words and start of sentences
Apparently genz loves lower case
Just look at Billie Eilish
Or billie eilish
Maybe we should call genz the Unix generation
They'll make great folder and file names at least
when i write in lower case i'm on pc, when i write with normal capital letters i'm on phone
look I get it's normal, but who cares in a discord conversation as long as usage of full stops or whatever is ok
define gen z
people I consider little shits 🙂
oh so it's not bound by age
Generation Z (or Gen Z for short), colloquially known as zoomers, is the demographic cohort succeeding Millennials and preceding Generation Alpha. Researchers and popular media use the mid to late 1990s as starting birth years and the early 2010s as ending birth years. Most members of Generation Z are children of Generation X.As the first social...
Exactly
and nobody is surprised 😂
Otherwise you'd know what zoomers are
Not sure how you think i didn't but sure
there's only one type of person more annoying than a stereotype zoomer - someone who goes out of their way to shit on gen [insert your pick here] 
nobody every complains about my cohort 🙂
the only generation that deserves it's hate are boomers, mostly due to their lack of self reflection and plain idiotic takes
i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that it's mostly 'Gen Y' that complains about 'Gen Z'
I think the kids call it 'rent free' but i might be off a little
I complain about everyone that isn't me to be fair
same
agreed
My wife hates this one trick
out of curiosity, how's your current WAF looking?
i made strides in mine over the past few months mostly by excluding her from 90% of automations
Very good, my wife tells me to make stuff
And integrate stuff
She also has a master degree in cybersecurity, so she knows what I'm doing and is better in Python than me
oh, she got her masters now? I thought she's still a student
you've got your own inhouse pentester is what i'm hearing now
She has her own isolated vlan for malware analysis
as someone looking to go down the same path - may i ask what job she took after finishing her degree?
I wonder where people enter
atx runs Norway's internet from his basement
I'm nearly finished with my bachelors in software development, will take a break after to decide on how to proceed
She applied for.... 15 or so jobs, got called to a few quota interviews, a lot of security department jobs, currently works on cybersecurity team for one of the biggest banks
gotcha, so corporate
Private yes
anything else would be silly as security expert. Sadly
I have no education and i made 200% of her salary last year 
not gonna lie my dev degree feels damn useless as most non-top 100 company jobs don't require one at all but it keeps me busy
grandfathered into IT?
still makes things easier, even if ti's not required
No, I'm just naturally talented / probably autistic
yeah, it's a safety net for a future masters or a regular decent job to show i'm somewhat competent
And i currently work with a lot of products where the people who used to work with them are dead or retired


