media-posts

[brave solstice]

They even have an actual 035 as an official cosmetic but you have to buy a physical toy to get a code for it

[violet rover]

what kind of toy

[brave solstice]

This one

It's a really badly made item too which is the sad part

After looking it up its a lot box gambling style toy aswell

[violet rover]

you missed the sex joke

[brave solstice]

No I just ignored it

Wanted an excuse to share bad roblox toy

[vestal rampart]

Cinder blocks

[analog void]

Cities Skylines on school pc

[turbid swift]

oh god

[analog void]

Here is some footage of my poor city that i made

(worse design than USA)

[dusty night]

Nah they're just blind

[analog void]

Final shot of my city

(GeForce now free time ended)

[woeful karma]

not all of them

some are actually very nice

but

the majority

[civic nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzgDuZbmzY

[turbid swift]

prntscrn button be like:

[analog void]

Its not my pc

[frail lichen]

because its fucking roblox

[patent dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/bateman-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-based-based-department-gif-20278087

[patent dirge]

@turbid swift proof

[ornate scroll]

from @turbid pollen

[turbid pollen]

Bailsong flipping

[bright hinge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s&ab_channel=Valve

[kind night]

I think theres one thats basically CB multiplayer

I played it a few times

Its actually pretty good

[flint kite]

Is this legal under CC

“SCP: Keter”

096

[bright hinge]

Why is 457 marked as infectious?

[brave solstice]

fire spreads

a technicality

[bright hinge]

But thats not a infection?

[brave solstice]

as i said

its a technicality

[bright hinge]

The SCP-610 or what that is makes sense

[violet rover]

I infect people with death by killing every single person I see

[brave solstice]

where is this "infectious" tag you speak of

[brave solstice]

wheres the tag you mean btw?

dont see it in the article tags

[brave solstice]

oh roblox

probably lost in translation

[bright hinge]

What he posted yeah

[brave solstice]

understandable if someone who doesnt speak english well got infection and spread copnfused

[violet rover]

oh my god

xbox mics a fucking funny

[brave solstice]

funny mic moment

[violet rover]

basically I allowed my mic to “listen to this pc”

and I set my headset as the thing it should listen to

and now I can hear myself

[turbid swift]

@charred sedge ayo wth ur doing in a turkish server

[charred sedge]

bored

[turbid swift]

lol

hope u enjoy our server not mine tho

[charred sedge]

has better ping than the canadian ones tho

[turbid swift]

LMAO

[charred sedge]

WAT

probably the most embarrasing scp death il have

[turbid swift]

lol

[charred sedge]

i lived :)

[turbid swift]

cool

its modded server

[charred sedge]

noticed

[turbid swift]

i am curious do u have access to every admin remote

[charred sedge]

nope

[turbid swift]

COOL

my man try to talk turkish

[frail ice]

I swear if this isn't through modded means I'm gonna throw hands

[charred sedge]

kek

naah its modded

[turbid swift]

yeah

[frail ice]

[turbid swift]

cool

my man miss.frankie is on aids

[charred sedge]

ez

[turbid swift]

1V1 me

[charred sedge]

no

[turbid swift]

why not

[charred sedge]

caus im bad

[turbid swift]

u got microphone?

[charred sedge]

yea i just dont speak

[turbid swift]

theyt

want u to talk

so bad

[charred sedge]

ik

and i wont >:)

[turbid swift]

lol

i used them

to kill you

:)

[charred sedge]

and you got 96'd

[turbid swift]

idk

i didnt

even look

at him

[charred sedge]

this is media chat :p

[turbid swift]

u know that every people on this server caught u on 4k

[charred sedge]

i aint no mod but i bet we autta go to #scp-discussion

[turbid swift]

sure

[mild rune]

why are these coming back

[vestal rampart]

@torpid gate I am speaking but the software doesn't pick it up

[frosty wigeon]

they're so bad i don't even know why people repost them

You don't need a fucken video to say i hate furries like for real

[violet rover]

the vid is about animal fuckers

not furries

[frosty wigeon]

true but they're used for both cases

[violet rover]

everything that isn't straight white male is used

[dire widget]

this meme sucks

[dire widget]

huh they deleted it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/432646350488993813/828435261398188083/image0_1.gif

[vocal moss]

i tuned this thing to move its max mph from 90 to 120

[turbid swift]

@exotic agate

Basically I closed the door on the commander who got infected by SCP 610 because of me locking him out lol

And him shooting at the door in a fit of anger made this funnier

[exotic agate]

[turbid swift]

Yeah basically

I got a teammate killed

[latent vale]

You didn't kill him, it was simply a difference of skill.

[haughty prairie]

@hollow pollen @wary glen @fossil pike

https://www.sporcle.com/games/SYZekrom/kirby-or-touhou-music-track-names

[hollow pollen]

Already have seen this

Everyone in a different discord is as in was going nuts

Fortunately I know all about the fucked up Kirby titles

Since I've listen to the planet robobot OST 10000000 times

[frosty wigeon]

Damn that's a big difference

If it wasn't for the understeering

[frail lichen]

mf rbreach

[wary glen]

hmmm...

[dire widget]

car

[fast rune]

whats the game? i remember i used to play it in 2021 but i forgot its name

[turbid swift]

SCP rBreach

[fast rune]

thanks

[mortal eagle]

what

[turbid swift]

Looks like shturman from tarkov

And yeah SCP SL art design and stuff is arse

[deft sapphire]

actually does too lol

[mild rune]

dont be mean!!!!!

(true t ho)

[latent vale]

I mean, yeah he's panicking

Im pretty sure in the full image he's trying to lumber away from 049

[dire widget]

someone who could bypass the limit, e.g a moderator, most likely joined the game while it was full.

[turbid swift]

@exotic agate https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iGh5YhlHK0nSH/d1337Zfssf38?invite=cr-MSxZMW8sNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[dire widget]

are you blind

friendly fire

[turbid swift]

Friendlies dont shoot!!!

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iGonL6Mmc7hVG/d1337VIzyzVL?invite=cr-MSxpYkIsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[exotic agate]

How

[turbid swift]

they didnt check their corners which nis number one rule

ill tell that to the devs

thanks nerd

[fallow goblet]

uh

why cant i send

a pic

[fast grail]

@fallow goblet send in dms

[dire widget]

no image perms

[turbid swift]

@exotic agate https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iGCC9oWGcUf9N/d1337aiGl66M?invite=cr-MSxEY0UsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

i he walked into the elevator and i closed it on him causing him to die to the nuke

lol

[exotic agate]

Bruhh

[woeful karma]

best song 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q&t

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iGOfMCQ-C_gSw/d1337oublhX9?invite=cr-MSxDQWQsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

jakced his shit https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iGUgf4T8xFFE_/d13379EbLW86?invite=cr-MSxRQ2EsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iHggg5ArZdea1/d1337zAOaht6?invite=cr-MSxGMm4sNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

@exotic agate

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iHjZJXzigvXu_/d1337KB8r2IC?invite=cr-MSxveWksNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[exotic agate]

[granite fossil]

Wait

[alpine merlin]

you wish

[silent cave]

no this is real ur jelos

[alpine merlin]

you lied twice in a row

[granite fossil]

I forgor to refill is happy after photoapp crashed

[alpine merlin]

once in necro once here..

[silent cave]

ur a n00b

[alpine merlin]

fuck yoi

[silent cave]

who doesn't like getting rekt

by my swag

[mortal eagle]

medal

[turbid swift]

its ur favorite scp https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iHRX9CQdbAggP/d13373ZfbcE3?invite=cr-MSxmQ3YsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[bronze lynx]

yes

[weak flicker]

messing with captura

[vestal rampart]

@foggy flare

[dire widget]

gets targeted
looks down

[bright hinge]

[stable berry]

Worlds best sl player

[vestal rampart]

he's full of nitroglicerin

he has sadly passed away

[ornate furnace]

MELOM

[open crystal]

me and chad vs the whole world

https://tenor.com/view/rip-pack-bozo-dead-gif-20309754

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iIgxvTh3q-v8J/d1337SuFFfYE?invite=cr-MSxpTkMsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[uneven urchin]

is this that one roblox scp game w 20 gois

[vestal rampart]

Yes

[peak mango]

rbreach 🤮

[hollow pollen]

@turbid swift

Ya

[turbid swift]

@exotic agate you can try this in scp sl as well (no keycard required) https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iP5eqV7MWAOU9/d1337xqFUEOA?invite=cr-MSxLY3AsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[latent vale]

Wait, why is there a "Hide spray-paint" button in the corner if you're in first person the whole time

Can you only enable and disable it in the lobby

[turbid swift]

its easy to spam click the spray paint giver in the lobby so that when you spawn the game gives you the spray paijnt in game in which you can use the esc key to move your cursor over whatever decal you want , press esc again and quickly spam left click to select your spray so you can use it

the option is there in case its too annoying/ it blocks your view in game or someones using it to postnon-family friendly material on the walls

[latent vale]

Why didn't they just do the same thing they did with the guns where you can only get one if you are set to not be in the round

[turbid swift]

the game is being updated by someone else other than the original creator at the moment so they probably hadn't thought about it before adding it to the game

[latent vale]

Huh, Ancient didn't bother trying to touch his old coding after all

[pearl vine]

epic gaming

[turbid swift]

@exotic agate I found a new Roblox game with heavy inspiration from SCP SL

This is awesome I don't need a gaming PC anymore

[trim slate]

messing around in OBS

[exotic agate]

Nice

[grand citrus]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iQlAr-QsEkJ71/d1337rvKBRNj?invite=cr-MSxmV1csMjY0NTMzOTcs

[pearl vine]

@digital shell

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iQOsrvp9asvdY/d13370rFFrMe?invite=cr-MSxkcW0sNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iQBUzUp640-cR/d1337BaLVnXE?invite=cr-MSw3cmwsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[tall cedar]

who the fuck is medal.tv and why is he recording with this person

[barren pagoda]

its awful, wouldnt recommend

SCP-294 refused to give me battery acid, absolute travesty

[formal pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878215450201321472/967721957200117801/watdawhiff.mp4

[flint kite]

Uh is that even legal

Having northwood's sounds in a most likely monetised game

Most roblox SCP games have some form of shitty microtransaction

[dire widget]

No it is not illegal

Besides they’re doing a better job than NW anyways

[uneven urchin]

Wtf unplayable

[turbid swift]

I thought about that too

I'm not sure if it's monetised

[latent vale]

No, it has gamepasses.

[peak geyser]

as long as they give credit it's allowed

[turbid swift]

yeah and the gamepasses are humorously stupid

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iTCyK0vz2sNgz/d1337P6lqbt3?invite=cr-MSxHNkQsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[stable berry]

I am so good at killing braindead ai

[turbid swift]

8 year old me playing against bots thinking im playing against real players

[hidden sail]

WHY IS 096 SHORTER THAN A PERSON WTF!!!

[latent vale]

He is not shorter, he is simply hunched over

[torn rapids]

NO WAY DUDE

bruv

[stable berry]

Shork

[ornate furnace]

Have no clue who this shork guy is

[stable berry]

Shork is my favorite tf2 class

[torn rapids]

what the fuck

[haughty prairie]

I still find it awesome that Travis Touchdown from NMH is voiced by the same person who voices The Medic.

[turbid swift]

yall know what scp this is?

[knotty solar]

093?

[turbid swift]

naw 513-1

that weird ass cowbell monster

[broken spade]

guys u know what this dude is?

[dire widget]

Sam

[silent cave]

scp man

[weak flicker]

dream man my man

[turbid swift]

@exotic agate the mtf spawn:https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iUAmy-kgm1cyC/d1337Zjr2g8P?invite=cr-MSw0d1AsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[silent cave]

why is there a british guy

[turbid swift]

:idk:

[vestal rampart]

He doesn't know

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iUGgOA-xST8HZ/d1337bSeM8FO?invite=cr-MSxqNE0sNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[vale lynx]

badge obtained:Killed a nerd

[snow tapir]

that would be SCP-990

[frail ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903745567543406592/967943922779303946/Garrys_Mod_x64_2022-04-25_01-20-23_Trim.mp4

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/iUDPP9fM5P_AA/spok?invite=cr-MSwyTUcsNjQzMzQ0Mjgs

[broken spade]

ah

i see

[broken spade]

k thanks

[exotic agate]

[latent vale]

The footstep sounds still feel really unnatural

It sounds like you're walking on the concrete of a sidewalk rather than the tiling of a floor

[turbid swift]

It's a basic game

The details of it is lacking in quality but the gameplay is the good part

[minor thistle]

What's the game called?

I know it's Roblox, though 🗿

The Chaos that used the hat and came running behind me tried to get me off guard

[serene tapir]

I think i know the game i will check

[serene tapir]

It is called [SCP]: Facility Lockdown (Beta)

[bright hinge]

@jovial saffron cant stop me

[jovial saffron]

No

[jovial saffron]

WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU ON A TRAIN

[frosty wigeon]

wait i just realized too

That's either a plane or train

[bright hinge]

Im in school

[frosty wigeon]

what?

those seats look like airplane seats at most

Wtf

[bright hinge]

they do not at all

What you see infront of me is a guys blue jacket and his back

[frosty wigeon]

oh wait

ahhh i didn't see well the chair in the right

i saw an hole and thought it was the one airplanes use to hold glasses

[turbid swift]

are u two on drugs

those are like, universally school seats

almost everywhere uses those seats

[frosty wigeon]

i'm european

plus never seen those seat in any school ever

[turbid swift]

isn't goose European too

[bright hinge]

yes

[frosty wigeon]

in our schools we have these

[torpid merlin]

chairs?

[turbid swift]

my school had those too

[bright hinge]

Yeah I had those in my early school too

[frosty wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-dancing-beer-shrimp-party-gif-15700991

[turbid swift]

ye

then we got those bad boys goose is using

[bright hinge]

But these classrooms are nicer due to it being a privately financed job training school

financed by companies*

[turbid swift]

every school i went to was public

[frosty wigeon]

oh btw

[bright hinge]

Yeah before that me too

[frosty wigeon]

since we're speaking about chairs

[bright hinge]

But this is the only choice for schools like these

[mild rune]

what kinda airplane do you ride

[frosty wigeon]

ita airways?

[bright hinge]

German dual system has a switch between school and company experience so the company pays for me to go here

[frosty wigeon]

look at this monstrosity of a seat

[mild rune]

goose are you german

[frosty wigeon]

the italian government spent more than a milion euros designing these chairs

[bright hinge]

Yes

[frosty wigeon]

and they were never used

[bright hinge]

Why else would I use a german system

[mild rune]

cuz uh

[bright hinge]

RIP left sided people

[mild rune]

german engineering best engineering?

[bright hinge]

Not in schools

[mild rune]

we have two types of chairs

[frosty wigeon]

(you can move the table)

[mild rune]

the old design and t he new ones

[bright hinge]

nevermind then

German public schools are a sad place of incompetence and no money

[frosty wigeon]

isn't that like all public schools?

also kinda weird

[bright hinge]

I loved the 100 billion we put into a military under a government that was against militaristic expansion and export

[frosty wigeon]

i expected germany to have a better education system than this

[bright hinge]

And completely ignore schools

[bright hinge]

The system after school is better

But the funding and planning is meh

Before that

[frosty wigeon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/404307304524283907/963453330271662170/D9334EF6-8BFE-47B9-9171-A0B84E9F5AC1.gif

[bright hinge]

Like what you would call high school ig

unis and job training is superb

[frosty wigeon]

i do know that

universities here aren't really that good

[mild rune]

idunno where you got that from

[frosty wigeon]

i expected it cause i know a lot of people that emigrated to germany

[tender orchid]

I mean they have good technology

but yeah...

[bright hinge]

for uni most likely

[mild rune]

yea

[frosty wigeon]

likely

[tender orchid]

most of their technological and engineering development is in Switzerland and Austria now

[mild rune]

yet you cannot pay with a card at most places

[bright hinge]

we still have our weapons manufacturing

[bright hinge]

Bro what

[mild rune]

nothing beats a german gun

[bright hinge]

Tank*

[mild rune]

or tank

[mild rune]

well things have changed over the past 2 years

[frosty wigeon]

i hate the education system cause even if you take a master course here for teaching purposes

[mild rune]

due to a global even

t

[tender orchid]

CERN is probably making guns too

firing lasers at the moon that is

[frosty wigeon]

you need to pay 2k euros just so you can teach with a stable job (undetermined contract)

[mild rune]

they do fire lasers at the moon

to measure the distance

[frosty wigeon]

while at the same time obstructing all non stable workers (aka determined contract)

[tender orchid]

they have an oversized gluon gun

[mild rune]

and to BURN republican homes

[bright hinge]

I mean yeah

Worst thing in germany though is bavarians and people that dont call it berliner

[mild rune]

grr

i hate bavaria !!!

[frosty wigeon]

leiderhorsen or whatever it is called

[bright hinge]

lederhosen

[mild rune]

what

[frosty wigeon]

i asked a german friend of mine about the german stereotypes

and he told me most are from bavaria

[mild rune]

well nowdays the german stereotype is the turk

[frosty wigeon]

or small villages

[bright hinge]

socks and sandles in beige cargo shorts is the new german stereotype

[frosty wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/man-runs-fast-gif-23897588

omw to Berlin

[bright hinge]

yeah

[bright hinge]

hahahha

true

[mild rune]

bavaria is where all the silly people are at

tho they have beautiful mountains

[frosty wigeon]

octoberfest moment

[mild rune]

wait goose what state u in

[bright hinge]

BW

[mild rune]

new one

[frosty wigeon]

ah my friend is from Schleiswig holstein

i think i wrote it right

[bright hinge]

Schleswig Holstein

[frosty wigeon]

close

[mild rune]

why do you keep writing ei instead of e

[bright hinge]

you?

[mild rune]

nrw 💀

[bright hinge]

Are you german?

[mild rune]

the typical

[bright hinge]

Ah

damn

[frosty wigeon]

eh mostly a pronounce and bad memory reason

[mild rune]

true

most amis pronounce stein as steen

which is silly!!!

[frosty wigeon]

cause it's schleiswig and not schleswig

german moment

[mild rune]

no its schleswig

and its pronounced that way

[frosty wigeon]

huh

my friend told it was that way

dunno

[mild rune]

maybe a thing of dialect

[frosty wigeon]

probs

[mild rune]

yep

its schleswig

not schleiswig

[frosty wigeon]

huh

ima ask him later

[cosmic aspen]

assist spree hell naw this game got me fucked up

the 75 jumbo experience at 6.3 (I love uptiers)

[turbid swift]

what agme is that

[cosmic aspen]

War Thunder

[turbid swift]

oh

cool

[cosmic aspen]

Yes

[jovial kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951930922524090441/967900333110071296/unknown.png

@violet rover

[violet rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951930922524090441/967900333110071296/unknown.png

once again

I'm saying that looks like a

micro

but made thinny

like very smoll

smaller than my penis

[turbid swift]

me and the boys

[turbid swift]

Project SCP

A Roblox version of SCP SL (basically SCP SL for people who don't have a good enough PC for SL)

[turbid swift]

No facility lockdown uses R6

P SCP uses r15 (swag)

[latent vale]

No, facility lockdown uses r15 too

Last time I played atleast

[woeful karma]

in conclusion: FUCK REDNECKS

[arctic bridge]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iUVn0etcT8qh5/d1337nrDwT5S?invite=cr-MSxjcFcsMzE2NzAyMzUs

[ornate scroll]

from @vale lynx

Oh my god 666k

[plush monolith]

@turbid swift

[turbid swift]

What

[plush monolith]

Can you please unblock me?

[turbid swift]

How did you find me

[plush monolith]

Pleasee

[plush monolith]

Mutual servers

[plush monolith]

I want to talk

[turbid swift]

Done

[plush monolith]

With you

[wide ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHnr4R0CTkw

[frosty wigeon]

have a cat picture

[dire widget]

Cool cat

Full of radiation yum

[vivid badger]

ate too many bananas

[dire widget]

Full of banan

[jolly glacier]

random clip

[vague monolith]

me when geforce now

[vague monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/yh-gif-25406060

[frosty wigeon]

Slipped on a banan

[winged wren]

best vox

[winged wren]

best fluffty

[haughty prairie]

[turbid swift]

Ping?

cuh

[mortal eagle]

why!

[slim oxide]

ray traced doom

[vale lynx]

what the hell is this

[runic raptor]

Sus

[light raft]

i thought this was fortnite for a moment

[haughty prairie]

What’s that donut scp?

Wtf.

https://rbreach.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-500-D

[dire widget]

lil guy

[exotic agate]

yo this slaps

[light raft]

family friendly SCP-500

(roblox isn't very fond of pills)

[trim slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/959184329123176518/340BA561-7145-4386-B9D1-032551C8F422.gif

[granite fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/nvm-never-mind-flood-drive-gif-25191924

[vale lynx]

Scp 500 the pill but reskinned cause of roblox tos

[frosty wigeon]

https://youtu.be/DuLCKmDZ_cI

kinda weird how the NTSC-J soundtrack of Gran Turismo 1 is completely different than NTSC and PAL

[vivid badger]

this is sad

:(((

[stable berry]

Normal pills

[ornate furnace]

I WILL NEVER EAT MY PILLS

(wraps it in donut)

DONUT TIME

[cloud ice]

I thought pills were banned in roblox

[green pollen]

Memories broken

The truth goes unspoken

(If you get the reference sing with me)

[cloud ice]

When the wind is slow and the fires hot

[green pollen]

What

Execusr me

Those arent the words

[cloud ice]

The vulture waits to see what rots

[green pollen]

What

We singing

The only thing i know for real

[cloud ice]

Oh how pretty

All the scenery this is nature's sacrifice

[haughty prairie]

[proud mist]

HOW

[light raft]

when the wind blows through with a swift attack

the reptile tail ripped from it's back

[bright hinge]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1605220/Dune_Spice_Wars/

Steam

Dune: Spice Wars

A 4X real-time strategy game from the developers of the critically acclaimed Northgard. Set in Frank Herbert’s groundbreaking Dune universe, you must lead your faction and battle for control and dominance over the harsh desert planet of Arrakis.Spice is the most valuable resource in the universe. The spice extends life, expands consciousness, an...

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

455

▶ Play video

Anyone got this game?

[cosmic aspen]

that looks alot like uh that game planetfall

I think

ye ye age of wonders planetfall

[lapis adder]

i tried going interstellar in ksp and this happened mid flight

everyone is fucking dead

[foggy ivy]

who should I write to to cancel the ban?

[violet rover]

!banappeal

[ornate scroll]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/3061870378081558108/
https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

[foggy ivy]

I have filed an appeal and am waiting for an answer

[frail ice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fnzcAFy8d8

[bright hinge]

then wait

[cosmic aspen]

Wait faster Fr

[bright hinge]

On god what is going on

[cosmic aspen]

Clearly the average civ 6 game

[bright hinge]

Clearly

[white cedar]

why the fuck are you building a settler when you have 6 barbarians on your doorstep

[bright hinge]

Because they all just exited fog of war

I had the scouts and horse archer on my warrior

Got smacked by them unexpected and they rushed me

[white cedar]

horse archers are a pain

[bright hinge]

Yeah this was not even 2 turns from me settling

[bright hinge]

This

Not the picture

[white cedar]

would have been funny if civ 6 had the civ 5 unit death sound

[rough belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSQXEJ5ypQ&t=14s People want to see something new?

[pearl stream]

looks like a mid af rts game

play dawn of war 1 instead

[bright hinge]

dawn of war is a meh for me

I mean I like warhammer and it looks really fun

[pearl stream]

the dlc make it a lot better

[bright hinge]

Just pretty old and I have a feeling theres only old players left

[pearl stream]

plus when you mod it

[bright hinge]

if multiplayer is even still up

[pearl stream]

bots are mostly competent

a little cheaty

but eh

have to actually look for players on discord and stuff

but thats a lot to ask

[rigid grotto]

.

[silent cave]

new stanleys out

[peak geyser]

are you a Certified Launch Expert for The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

[silent cave]

uhhh kinda

like i can say there's a part in it where ||you skip foward in time for god knows how long and by the end there's nothing but stanley, a skip button, a destroyed room and the wasteland||

[arctic bridge]

Ah yes.

The Alpha Warhead terminated 110625 beings!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/682424062915772425/968931784647671809/unknown.png?width=1165&height=566

The amount of bodies holy fuckin shit!

[dire widget]

Oh the misery

[silent cave]

stalingrad zone

[silent cave]

freddy fazbear is coming for your phone

[patent dirge]

nightmare freddy fazbear *

[trim slate]

@vivid badger

[patent dirge]

WAIT WHAT

MODS ARE BLUE AGAIN

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[vivid badger]

CLEO!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[trim slate]

@jolly horizon she

[knotty solar]

Wool

[jolly horizon]

CLEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

[bright hinge]

I got swarmed

[violet rover]

gang bang

[uneven urchin]

the horde

[vivid badger]

@dire widget DBD update

[dire widget]

They added music????

[vivid badger]

idk i've been like overwhelmed by DBD update, Warframe update, OW2 beta, i can go off more

[dire widget]

The got damn

So much stuff!

[dire widget]

swag

[vivid badger]

shesh

[stable berry]

I'm going to kill myself

The game is only 10 minutes long

[winter delta]

lmao

the are trying to make a bag alert

[ornate furnace]

Bro 💀

This gonna be exactly like the ao oni movie

Sorry

[stable berry]

Worse

[ornate furnace]

The TWO ao oni movies

[exotic agate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/453301651776733194/938835378385875004/ezgif-2-cc075d6ad2.gif

[tender orchid]

pov: the battle of stalingrad

[tender orchid]

LMAO

that makes me feel old somehow

also didn't the poppy playtime devs bully another indie dev into suicide

[ornate furnace]

what

have never heard of that

anyway

https://twitter.com/Mother_Encore/status/1519427494780325889?t=_I73HPralalYW6B5OAoowA&s=19

M🌐THER: Encore (@Mother_Encore)

Here are more NPCs youll meet through out the game!

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Twitter · Apr 27, 2022, 9:25 PM

look at this everyone

[tender orchid]

Holy shit

Breaking Bad

[granite fossil]

[torpid flint]

took a old game from a private server and made it modernized

still working on it

[turbid swift]

ej hubert moszka czemu gra dziala

[dire widget]

Hilarious

Literally made to take advantage of the indie horror game genre and make as much dough as possible

[quick frost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgrlCsUsUYw

[turbid swift]

there tymek

[analog void]

Cool

[turbid swift]

i use it for various things

got others like it

time to utilize wallpaper engine

[polar hatch]

chcesz go o coś zapytać?

[analog void]

CPU dies

[turbid swift]

[jolly horizon]

@placid river

[visual cosmos]

the watch in the backroom can kill scp 682

it can be found in level 3 of the shadey grey

[solid flax]

can someone translate these

[visual cosmos]

Language ?

[solid flax]

french or swiss

[visual cosmos]

Can you send it in my dm ?

[visual cosmos]

Copy it

I will translate it to English

[visual cosmos]

I need those words

[visual cosmos]

Dud ?

[solid flax]

sorry was doing smth else

Salut Bastien,
Étant donné que ce panneau d'isolation servait à isoler la salle des commandes de la foreuse,
je comprends que les bruits du hangar puissent te déranger. Je te confirme que cette gêne
est temporaire et qu'il sera très bientôt remplacé!
Petite remarque, si je peux me permettre : modère-toi un peu ! Les rumeurs qui circulent
comme quoi le panneau aurait été retiré pour être revendu suite aux coupes budgétaires
n'ont pas été du goût de tout le monde... même si c'est une blague :)
Je te tiendrai au courant dès que j'en saurai plus sur la date de livraison.
Bien à toi,
Lena Amacher,
Chef de la sécurité du MARG

Bonjour à tous,
Ce message POUR VOUS AVERTIR que le méga cylindre livré avec la foreuse n'est pas aux
bonnes dimensions. Si l'opérateur n'encadre pas strictement les forages, il y a des risques de
percer le hangar voisin et de causer de sérieux dégâts. Nous avons commandé un cylindre de
remplacement, mais en attendant, comme nous ne pouvons pas nous permettre de suspendre
les travaux, merci de garder en tête les consignes de sécurité.
D'autre part, n'oubliez pas que seuls les employés ayant suivi la formation d'opérateur de
foreuse sont autorisés à manipuler la machine. C'est capital ! En cas d'accident causé par un
opérateur non habilité, nous ne sommes pas couverts par l'assurance.
Cordialement,
Lena Amacher
Chef de la sécurité du MARG

Lena,
Est-ce que quelqu'un sait quand ce putain de truc au plafond sera remplacé UNE BONNE
FOIS POUR TOUTES?!?! J'en peux plus du vacarme du hangar!
Bastien

[visual cosmos]

"Hi Bastien, Since this insulation panel was used to insulate the drill's control room, I understand that the noises from the hangar may bother you. I confirm that this discomfort is temporary and that it will be replaced very soon! Small note, if I may say so: moderate yourself a bit! The rumors circulating that the panel was removed to be resold due to budget cuts have not been to everyone's taste... even if it's a joke :) I'll let you know as soon as I know more about the delivery date. Yours sincerely, Lena Amacher, MARG Chief of Security
Hello everyone, This message TO WARN YOU that the mega cylinder delivered with the drill is not the right size. If the operator does not strictly supervise the drilling, there is a risk of drilling into the neighboring shed and causing serious damage. We have ordered a replacement cylinder, but in the meantime, as we cannot afford to suspend the work, please keep the safety instructions in mind. On the other hand, remember that only employees who have undergone drill operator training are authorized to operate the machine. It is crucial! In the event of an accident caused by an unauthorized operator, we are not covered by insurance. Sincerely, Lena Amacher MARG Chief Security Officer
Lena, does anyone know when that fucking ceiling thing will be replaced ONCE AND FOR ALL?!?! I can't stand the racket noise anymore! bastien"

Translated

[earnest dragon]

No, I cant

[frail lichen]

me when i pay with paper money

[trim slate]

Kraby paties

[foggy ivy]

I have a question what exactly is ban except for steam?

I use a translator

Что именно банит игра кроме стима?

[unique plover]

What the

[kind hornet]

I unlocked the same achievement twice???

I wa looking at my news feed and noticed this

[dire widget]

you didnt even feel that

[snow tapir]

He really didn't feel that

He could be hit with Tsar Bomba and he still wouldn't have felt that

[exotic agate]

Ha! He didn't even feel that!

[brave solstice]

Server bans = can't join specific servers
запрет сервера = не может присоединиться к определенным серверам

Global bans = can't join any servers
Глобальные баны = не могу зайти ни на один сервер

Steam bans = can't open the game
Steam бан = не могу открыть игру

I have no idea if that answers the question because I didn't understand fully

No idea if the Cyrillic makes sense either

[flat island]

Your translation checks out

[brave solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbull-were-international-so-international-international-international-love-gif-22510051

[cosmic aspen]

Lmao

[flat island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903845523331629119/963305525402013696/Papers_Please_Theme_Song.mp4

[dire widget]

yeah thats the Papers Please theme song

[vivid badger]

yep that's them

[open crystal]

no its not

[vivid badger]

yep that's them

[exotic agate]

https://tenor.com/view/papersplease-arstotzka-gif-14395137

[uneven urchin]

https://gyazo.com/172af5fc997ed68ff735462deed44131

wtf based forgotten weapons title?

[earnest dragon]

All forgotten weapons content is based

[jolly glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782815825924194314/903762858494545970/image0.gif

[ornate furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-papers-please-gif-22986969

[uneven urchin]

Audible kek, forgot the clang the magazine made

[cosmic aspen]

Longue 💀💀

[turbid swift]

AAH NO

[latent vale]

He even mag tapped and everything, what'd he do wrong?

[jolly glacier]

sbrensbeve

[turbid swift]

he's ok because he lid
or
sbren sbeve

will he live

yes or no

[trim slate]

he has to

he can't let them win

also

@jolly horizon

[turbid swift]

how did a furry become a mod

Dudes get offended easily

i think that furr- BAN BAN BAN

[jolly horizon]

ah, the daily edgy child.

[turbid swift]

thats all furry mods ever

[turbid swift]

Yeah

ive been waiting for this

[pearl vine]

he will win because the only thing furries are good at are art and programming

[pearl vine]

the grammer nerd!!

[turbid swift]

dude loves animals including this one

[jolly horizon]

take your memes to meme zone damn you

[trim slate]

Don't know why you have to post in media chat

[turbid swift]

i thought this was ngl

[turbid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/dhsrp-memes-discord-benw-gif-20097291

[trim slate]

damnit plank

you beat me to it

[flat island]

ban speedrun any%

[sudden basin]

Resting

[lapis adder]

imagine being in russia

this dude probably doesn't even know what ukraine is

[bright hinge]

What

[turbid swift]

106 when you use the micro

[patent dirge]

nah its * bombing threats *

[foggy ivy]

У меня глобальный бан попытался на стиме где нет бана пишит что бан

[foggy ivy]

Так как он банит же по стим айди

должен и еще кроме стим айди банить

Since it prohibits the same steam ID
, it should also prohibit something else in addition to the steam ID.

Publisher Ban for Cheating.

Although I didn't cheat, I was banned

[violet rover]

!banappeal

[ornate scroll]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/3061870378081558108/
https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

[foggy ivy]

I wrote an appeal 3 days ago

[frosty wigeon]

nice bike

[sudden basin]

Thanks :3

[sudden basin]

What

[sudden basin]

What does Ukraine have to do with this? I just drop the photos

I am 8 thousand kilometers from Ukraine

It 's a big country

[lapis adder]

clueless

[sudden basin]

Wtf

Okay

I will drop more photos

[lapis adder]

wait do you really not know that you guys are invading it

[sudden basin]

I know perfectly well

[lapis adder]

also

kilometers?

[sudden basin]

Yes

[lapis adder]

cringe

[sudden basin]

Why? In many countries, the metric system is used. It's much more convenient

[lapis adder]

yeah well fuck things that are convenient

[sudden basin]

What did you want to tell me?

[lapis adder]

idk

but fuck russia

[sudden basin]

I know perfectly well that my country attacked Ukraine, but I threw off photos of my fucking city, what does this have to do with it?

[sudden basin]

No, fuck you, leatherman

[lapis adder]

certified dres moment

if you think dres isn't cool

fuck yuo

[sudden basin]

Addict

[sudden basin]

Fuck off on your satellite about an asteroid, you patched-up condom

[lapis adder]

shut yourself

dres is not an asteroid

dres is awesome

[sudden basin]

Well, fuck off

Thanks

[lone shuttle]

loose suspension fuckshit

[violet rover]

imagine not using metric system

fucking ‘merican

[bright hinge]

jesus fucking christ

average american

[lapis adder]

its fun to fuck with them

you can get them really pissed off

[bright hinge]

just stop man

[cosmic aspen]

That’s crazy

shits aggressively

[dire widget]

You cant post swastika dimwit

@vapid pond get em

Yes

[vapid pond]

!warn 738335834020773898 Swastika

[ornate scroll]

RealChubster#1908 has been muted in this server.

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/frisk-l-undertale-l-l-undertale-l-frisk-chara-l-gif-24700186

[latent vale]

He did it in scp discussion too

[trim slate]

Reaper on the prowl

[dire widget]

Another victim

[violet rover]

January first 2022

happy new year

[mild rune]

erhm? wife material?

[latent vale]

Why would you ever want to be associated with such a weakling

[mild rune]

I can fix her

we have the parts

and a hot glue gun

[latent vale]

Not only did she fail her task miserably, but gave up and died instead of taking it like a champ

[civic nimbus]

You guys are wrongens

[mild rune]

you guy are

a girl

[sudden basin]

https://tenor.com/view/primo-victoria-ukraine-donbass-btr-бтр-gif-19868526

[turbid swift]

the question everyone asks me when i play as scp 939

[mortal eagle]

https://imgur.com/gallery/FK1ZtxS

cringe moment....

[regal flame]

@rotund sapphire Cold War zombies this weekend? Friend wants help doing the Easter egg and he sucks so i need a good 3rd lol

[rotund sapphire]

sure

[regal flame]

Will probably be tomorrow cause I got work until late for you today

[rotund sapphire]

aight

[dire widget]

@vivid badger wanna dbd today, or tomorrow

question mar

[turbid swift]

My video not yours

[haughty prairie]

Comically large Fumo. @hollow pollen @wary glen @silent cave

https://twitter.com/shadowbiood/status/1519816789777133569?s=21&t=23ZRwamyxM_xcy5s8ToHTg

† lucia scarlet 🩸 (@shadowbIood)

oh. my. fucking. GOD

Likes

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Retweets

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Twitter · Apr 28, 2022, 11:12 PM

[violet rover]

Oh god

is it comically large or is the lady and everything around it comically small

[silent cave]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-infinity-war-star-lord-chris-pratt-marvel-gif-18706895

these will cost a gabillion money to produce

[river summit]

Doubloons well spent

[wary glen]

Oh my god….

It’s a big reimu fumo

This is going to drain a hole in my food supply but it’s a big reimu fumo

[patent dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-gif-24552199

[hollow pollen]

Giant reimu plush

[wary glen]

Can you buy me one mommy

I’m poor

I can’t afford food and water

[turbid swift]

what?

[wary glen]

Average new member arguments in meme zone

Argue about stupid things and be retarded

this is the way of meme zone

I am personally a major retard

Did you know that the pee shooter is way less powerful than anything that you can get like the cabbage man

[hollow pollen]

Are you ok spy

Here take this reimu image

[runic raptor]

Hmmm

[wary glen]

Thank you dee you saved my life I am forever indebted to you

[haughty prairie]

Did you see the giant Marisa fumo though?

[turbid swift]

i have no patron

[vernal quiver]

it does need time to update

make sure your discord is linked to patreon

and wait up to 24h

[vivid badger]

uh depends!

i have stuff today and tomorrow but I can cram in dbd

[dire widget]

cool cool

[vivid badger]

can you today?

like rn

[dire widget]

lemme check

[vivid badger]

er hmm i still have to updatee

that may take a while erm

[dire widget]

how many hour?

[vivid badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438122649877479445/969390654968959077/dwighty_dead_by_daylight.mp4

[dire widget]

dont talk to me.

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-jinx-stretching-cat-cute-cats-animals-with-captions-gif-25393749

i dont think tonight is feasible

forty minutes

[vivid badger]

that's fair, I can def do tomorrow though

[dire widget]

sick

same here

[vivid badger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965454310823579658/965579566548680804/ezgif-1-88dec6dd98.gif

alright well I'll see you tomorrow then, Reaper!!!

!rep @dire widget

[ornate scroll]

You have just given @dire widget a reputation point!

[dire widget]

swag!!

!rep @vivid badger

[ornate scroll]

You have just given @vivid badger a reputation point!

[dire widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739735911918600252/795505002595745862/image0-1.gif

[vivid badger]

swagging my swaggest rn

bender

[dire widget]

bener

[mild rune]

cat jumpscare

[ornate furnace]

Not my swag bro...

Nah I'm just kidding

I got PLENTY of swag left

[dire widget]

👍

[mild rune]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-darth-vader-star-wars-gif-15694075

[mild rune]

me after the cat catches me (her claws dug into my pupil)

[mortal eagle]

is that jinx

!!

[dire widget]

maybe

[trim slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-gif-18269205

[trim slate]

let her fall

[dire widget]

no

[ornate furnace]

Amongi

[latent vale]

Amongi because it was a small singular celled organism, it has not yet fully grown into an among us.

[ornate furnace]

idk didnt watch the video lol

but the channel is pretty cool

[turbid swift]

God

I remember the amongi

My group on r place got griefed pretty hard by them

Yeah but amongi

And sink netherlands

[silent cave]

and expand the us police force globally

[mortal eagle]

you cant see amongus from far away

[ornate scroll]

[mortal eagle]

amogus

uhh

!amogus

[ornate scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/822843562554818600/amogus1.mp4

[dire widget]

cars are cool

car enjoyers rise

[turbid swift]

Mhm uhuh ooay

[mortal eagle]

i dont have one

https://tenor.com/view/the-fog-is-coming-the-fog-spunch-spongebob-crying-running-gif-25090619

seats

4 wheels

windows

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-out-of-leaving-gotta-go-cars-fast-cars-gif-17957775

me with my automobile

[turbid swift]

Probably

[dire widget]

yeah it is

pretty swag

can't wait to pass my drivers and cruise about

I always pick automatic in mario kart

yeah

you could pick auto and manual

I'm not a skinwalker failing to talk

im talking reals

[boreal geyser]

E

[cosmic aspen]

caught lacking

I love the tiger

[peak geyser]

it’s for the drift mechanic

auto is the pussy option

[turbid swift]

o

[half lava]

Manual transmission is cool

till you meet an uphill traffic jam

[random rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtDQZTmr0iM

[winter delta]

Mr booby

[frosty wigeon]

Yeah sorta

It's more commons on Hybrid cars like Toyotas

I think also on the Jeeps but i'm not sure

[vivid badger]

@dire widget

[vestal rampart]

Play

[dire widget]

soon

I'm stanleying my parable

[vivid badger]

WOAH

erm... that's pretty swage

[dire widget]

so much swage...

[trim slate]

the b

[turbid swift]

i don't think rub knows how to use them either

[dire widget]

@vivid badger i can dbd now i do beliv

[turbid swift]

I LOVE YOU FINGER GUN

[vivid badger]

sir yes sir

[dire widget]

swagge

wait

oh my god i cant join hangout 4

@rotund sapphire why can't I join hangout 4

[trim slate]

@turbid swift

[vestal rampart]

He will explode

[dire widget]

one moment @vivid badger

[turbid swift]

[dire widget]

ait fuck it

@vivid badger might need to just join the third one

[vestal rampart]

Public VC woohoo

[rotund sapphire]

pending role

you can join now

[dire widget]

cool

why would redacted not override it

ah well

[turbid swift]

@storm vigil @gentle hinge a stupid mechanic you can abuse in New Game+ lmao
I combine it (Block Charge) with head stomp and it easily dispatches zambies

[turbid swift]

@trim slate

[trim slate]

*casually gets in your way*