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[queen lotus]

The soil isn't fertile!

Smh dumb map

[turbid swift]

LOL

trolled!

[queen lotus]

Mashallah

Anyways I'll do the big big map tomorrow noon maybe?

Since a lot more people would be on

Server dead atm xdd

[turbid swift]

sure

im down feel free to ping me

[queen lotus]

Will do

@woven glen Assuming you'd be up at 1 PM tomorrow?

[stable berry]

Hi

[queen lotus]

Otherwise want me to give a Kingdom to you and Cress?

[turbid swift]

oh wait

1 pm what ?

[woven glen]

will not promise a thing

[queen lotus]

1 PM CEST

Otherwise we could do 6 PM CEST

Got the entire day to myself

[turbid swift]

ah ok

its 2 pm for me

ill make it

[queen lotus]

Otherwise 6 PM

Gives American people time to wake up if they don't have anything to do in the noon + the European people

[turbid swift]

Fine by me

[queen lotus]

@woven glen Good by you yes?

I'm confident a fair few folks would be able to show up

Otherwise we bully them, the map is too small for ~8 people

[woven glen]

sure

[queen lotus]

@turbid swift You saw how big the map was?

[turbid swift]

yep.

like ma di

[queen lotus]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r02hfHpsxM5sE9EAsfLkwd3YQoWyZZlre1hSMRxFN4I/edit?usp=drivesdk

Pain

[pearl stream]

amama imperium

[queen lotus]

Cress everyone sadly died

Of starvation

[pearl stream]

o

[queen lotus]

I can't even play on the map inshallah the big one better be worth this hassle

[dire widget]

add me

[bitter bramble]

My name is Chicky!
Chicky, Chicky, Chicky.
My name is Cha-Cha!
Clap, Clap, Cha-Cha-Cha.

Chicky, Chicky, Chicky,
Clap, Clap, Cha-Cha-Cha.
Chicky, Chicky, Chicky,
Clap, Clap, Cha-Cha-Cha.

My name is Boom-Boom!
Boom, Boom, Boom.
My name is Chicky,
My name is Cha-Cha.

Chicky, Cha-Cha, Boom-Boom,
Chicky, Cha-Cha, Boom-Boom,
Chicky, Cha-Cha, Boom-Boom,
Clap, Clap, Cha-Cha-Cha.

My name is Lya-Lya!
Lya, Lya, Lya, Lya, Lya.
My name is ...
Chicky, Chicky, Chicky.
My name is ...
Clap, Clap, Cha-Cha-Cha.
My name is ...
Boom, Boom, Boom.

Chicky, Cha-Cha, Boom-Boom,
Lya lya lya lya lya.
Chicky, Cha-Cha, Boom-Boom,
Lya lya lya lya lya.
Chicky, Cha-Cha, Boom-Boom,

[dire widget]

that song sucks

[cold hazel]

!connection fucked

!connectionfucked

[ornate scroll]

Connection fucked.

I'm sorry to fuck you Elizabeth, if you still even fuck that name. But I'm afraid you've been fucked. You are not here to fuck a gift, nor have you been fucked here by the individual you fuck. Although you have indeed been fucked. You have all been fucked here into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are fucked. Your lust for blood has fucked you in endless circles, fucking the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always fucking so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never fuck them, none of you will. This is where your story fucks. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow fucked this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am fucking as well. I am fuck. This place will not be fucked and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fuck away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters fucked in the corridors, be still and fuck up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke fucks. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has fucked to fuck you whole. So don’t keep the devil fucking old friend. My daughter, if you can fuck me, I knew you would fuck as well. It's in your nature to fuck the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were fucked out and left to fuck, no one was there to fuck you up into their arms the way you fucked others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't fuck you then, so let me fuck you now. It's time to rest, for you and for those you have fucked in your arms; this fucks, for all of us.

Fuck communication.

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-carl-johnson-cj-gta-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gif-16103935

[ruby beacon]

holy shit hd version

[turbid swift]

👁️

[flat tusk]

does anyone remember this

[patent dirge]

Nes

[flat tusk]

this video with this image was part of my childhood

[stable berry]

No

I wasn't alive in the 1800s

[ornate furnace]

You remember those and yet you have a neco arc pfp

Very disappointing

[flat tusk]

you do not know how important that video was in 2010

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-haha-gaming-man-nervous-gif-17329185

most peaceful gtao lobby

[turbid swift]

@turbid swift

The Noncery is strong with those lot

the issue here is, i logged in with my discord account because i couldnt be arsed to register an account

now everyone on that game can view my discord username and add me if they wish

so then could try and nonce you

im not a child

and i could spot a nonce from a mile away

sure..

sucks to say i have met pedos before

though I never let things go far

uh huh

[ornate furnace]

Average day in Syria

[ruby beacon]

what an eyesore

[fallen slate]

ay can we get a mod in disaster den official server #2

some kid named Broncoisnoob is teamkilling people for loot

[turbid swift]

use the servers community discord server

[fallen slate]

oh i thought that this was it since its an official server

do u know disaster dens server?

[turbid swift]

nope

should be within their server info

[wooden token]

or

#454713891830759434

[fallen slate]

thanks

[sick badge]

real

[ornate furnace]

aaaAHHHH

[stable berry]

"This server does not allow kos" garbage server

[harsh junco]

“guards can’t shoot on sight, d class can though!”

that’s when it’s garbage

[sick badge]

what was wrong with the door

[ornate furnace]

It was a bit rusty

Thats why it made that noise

[sick badge]

they really need to get that checked out

[ornate furnace]

Man i wish you could just die by getting crushed by a door

Like an insta Kill

That would be funny

[sick badge]

you can die by running through a blast door that 096 is opening

[ornate furnace]

Well yeah

But like doors like that

Where you can only die crushed if you WANT to get crushed

[stable berry]

Skill issue

[turbid swift]

what game is this

[barren pagoda]

You like ponies, eh pony boy?

Wanna play a pony game little pony man?

[turbid swift]

we need a jihad

[frail ice]

So I've began my trip across the galaxy

ship's slowly getting a little scratched

[turbid swift]

t'is but a scratch

[bitter solar]

I hope it explodes

we removed his arms because why not

[proud mist]

Rate my mobile layout

I made the layout btw

I should’ve tapped the grenade button

[nimble token]

download scp sl mobile

(link in description) 2022 working

[tall cedar]

what the fuck

[sick hatch]

what the fuck

[verbal basin]

That is the messiest fucking HUD I've ever seen

[mild rune]

[knotty solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730137428194754631/942390450948558908/20220213_130309.jpg

@Bartender

@analog sierra

😳

[verbal basin]

Hom dick pic

😳

[tender orchid]

!hom

[ornate scroll]

homhomhomhomhom

[silent cave]

it was the mukbang asmr youtube notification that really sold it for me

[tall cedar]

what does mukbang even mean

[verbal basin]

https://youtu.be/eTQPOeG3SMs

[tall cedar]

oh.

[fresh nest]

https://youtu.be/cwDs4XSeYSg

[dire widget]

he's always 2 steps ahead

[turbid swift]

It’s just water fat calm down

[ruby beacon]

I love it when you get so fat your arms and legs start to warp in appearance

[turbid swift]

I mean he broke his ribs by coughing.

Oh you mean the chick

Yeah idk

[mild rune]

ASHOT

[fiery harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/arabia-gif-18665087

[dire widget]

Epic fail…

[mild rune]

1 epic

2 epic

[knotty solar]

@analog sierra

[analog sierra]

Shell?

SHELL?!?!?

[knotty solar]

shell!

dutch made

LOT 1

very cool

very shiny too

I think it's been polished or something

[analog sierra]

looks like it

I just woke up and forgot my status

time to clean

[earnest dragon]

It tall

[analog sierra]

@queen lotus this little island please

[queen lotus]

Anywhere or dead center?

[pearl stream]

@queen lotus

[analog sierra]

anywhere in that little island

[queen lotus]

And so it begins

[turbid swift]

uhmmm

ill take the sandy area

at the bottom mid

[analog sierra]

Mr dad what is the first thing your people will do when they see cressents people

[queen lotus]

Death

@vernal quiver You joining or nah?

[turbid swift]

no i meant like

the right area

the right area awith le sand

[queen lotus]

The big desert?

[turbid swift]

yep

yeah

[analog sierra]

Xmm

the most isolated man

[knotty solar]

The 20 pounder is officially a mm taller

Because it's 84x618

And this one is 105x617

[queen lotus]

Hom

Choose a starting position on that map

Go ahead

[earnest dragon]

British moment

[knotty solar]

Vulcano

[queen lotus]

You wanna start there?

[knotty solar]

Yes

[queen lotus]

Left, top, right or below it?

[knotty solar]

Bottom part of the vulcano island

[knotty solar]

The 105mm L7 was developed out of the 20 pounder, and they literally just widened the top part of the 20 pounder

[knotty solar]

Look

[queen lotus]

@woven glen @verbal basin

[earnest dragon]

bruh

[knotty solar]

Just wider

[earnest dragon]

why

[knotty solar]

Isk

Idk

British

They needed a better gun

The 20 ppunder couldnt reliable penetrate soviet tanks

[turbid swift]

Ay yo can I get the snowy part?

[queen lotus]

Also @stable berry you wanted to join as well

[queen lotus]

Circle it and I'll add you sure

Anyone is welcome

[turbid swift]

It do be the red circle

[woven glen]

I take the left area

with the bright green grass

[queen lotus]

Yeah Lang

I'm ngl

You're underestimating how big this map is

In that circle alone like 7 villages can start so I'll put you dead center of it

[turbid swift]

I want the snow area

Just anywhere in the area Idm

[queen lotus]

Hey Lois-

[stable berry]

Hello

[queen lotus]

Hello

Go ahead and circle on the map where you wanna start

Winners get 079 bobux

[pearl stream]

no one on the right

Sadg

[stable berry]

[queen lotus]

Uh oh

[stable berry]

This general area i guess

Island nation ftw

[queen lotus]

Nice 3D circle

@rotund sapphire Besh

Pull up to war

[rotund sapphire]

?

[bold sail]

@stable berry can i get fuckin uhhh

Desert land

[queen lotus]

Circle a spot Nathan

And I'll deploy you

Same if you wanna join Argux since there's three

[bold sail]

Yes i said

Desert place thing

Obviously the best location

[queen lotus]

Which of the 3

[bold sail]

Big one

Right

Up

[bold sail]

This feels like that hunger games thing where you can put people's names

[queen lotus]

It is

But better

[bold sail]

Let's see who can make the first nuke

[queen lotus]

Nathan just bailed

[somber iris]

hi

[queen lotus]

Hello

[bold sail]

Gone

Vanished

[queen lotus]

@rotund sapphire Smhhh

[somber iris]

I'm fresh spawned

[turbid swift]

Yep i will now

grab snacks

as we play

[queen lotus]

I'ma let it run for a good

2 hours

Or until one nation is left ofc

[somber iris]

what server is good

[queen lotus]

Unlimited

[rotund sapphire]

(lie)

[queen lotus]

💅

[somber iris]

true

if he says so

[queen lotus]

@abstract sedge

[rotund sapphire]

left bottom

[queen lotus]

The desert?

[analog sierra]

ok im back

wha happen

[turbid swift]

Some guy is playing god with us

[silent prawn]

@clear dune @vestal rampart

[analog sierra]

well I know that

[stable berry]

I'm going to win obviously

[queen lotus]

Rutgers go ahead

Man this map is about to be chaos when I reveal the roll events

[turbid swift]

Oh boy I’m going to sleep soon so I wouldn’t know

[queen lotus]

I'll ping the winners so dw

[turbid swift]

Alright ping me anyway I probs forget when I wake back up

[queen lotus]

Lol

Aight

[analog sierra]

7ikm v6n8 mnjz 5az;'\

=]'

[queen lotus]

Men

I'm gonna add everyone that's on here

Just so the competition won't be lacking

Forgot what Havoc but I added both

We can now, begin

I'll start the Free For All at :40

[dire widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/914958199415771136/image0.gif

[queen lotus]

Wanna join as well? @dire widget

[dire widget]

ye

[queen lotus]

Lmk where you wanna be

Mark it on the map

[dire widget]

ok uuuuh

[turbid swift]

why am i

next to masonic

[queen lotus]

I wanted to make South and West interesting

East is also interesting

[dire widget]

around about here

seems like a nice n quiet place

[queen lotus]

We start

Oh yeah

One more thing

[turbid swift]

probably will get me

with the dice

[queen lotus]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r02hfHpsxM5sE9EAsfLkwd3YQoWyZZlre1hSMRxFN4I/edit

All details are here

[dire widget]

lets goooo!!

reaper 4 the win!!

(I am going to die very quickly)

[queen lotus]

Lmk what you want your city names to be

[dire widget]

"Reaper's abode"

[queen lotus]

Hom already declared war on Cress

[stable berry]

Dystopian mega city

[queen lotus]

@woven glen Mashallah you gonna fight Rand0m already

[turbid swift]

Selçuk Empire

[queen lotus]

Oh yeah there's rebellions btw

So here's to hope your colony is smart enough to get colony loyalty

Y'all waging wars left and right and I'm not even doing anything

@woven glen Cold blood mate

[dire widget]

good job me

[queen lotus]

Just damn

Our first rebellion

@bold sail Yikes

[stable berry]

They should add slavery into worldbox

[bold sail]

Should've fucking put me in the middle of it

Not the fucking

Small ass piece

[queen lotus]

You can't

No fertile soul so the AI splits off

And they chose there

[bold sail]

Damn

Fuckery

[mild rune]

NO FERTILE SOULS

[stable berry]

Argux moment

[queen lotus]

No soul

No dick

No food

[mild rune]

its soil

[stable berry]

Deserts suck

[queen lotus]

Our first losing nation

Not even by event or me forcing them to declare war

[stable berry]

170

[queen lotus]

Hop just brutally fucking murdered Rand0m

[turbid swift]

why is

argux

10

[bold sail]

[stable berry]

Desert

[bold sail]

Shut it

[queen lotus]

No room to grow

However

He can research

B O A T

And expand

[turbid swift]

@queen lotus make langerrinor

the lord of baguettes

[analog sierra]

we must retake control of the bars

[turbid swift]

or how the fuck it is speeled

[stable berry]

I think my nation should kick havocs ass

[queen lotus]

Lots of rebellions

(They're marked with *)

[turbid swift]

im prolly next

[queen lotus]

Ironic how the one nation not over capacity is at first

[woven glen]

WOO I'm WINNING

!!!

[bold sail]

Me and cressent be like

Small

[stable berry]

Why does hop always have so many people

[bold sail]

And shit

[stable berry]

Clearly rigged

[queen lotus]

Peri and Reaper sitting in a tree

Panda there's 5 winners

[turbid swift]

i didnt know so many femboy twinks existed...

[queen lotus]

Top 5

So dw

[dire widget]

peri my beloved

[queen lotus]

Ok Argux

How

Want me to spawn 10 humans on you?

[turbid swift]

4

yeah

spawn like 25

lets not give him a fair disadvantage

[queen lotus]

May Allah bless his crippled research

[turbid swift]

Langreenio @queen lotus (rename it to plank or baguettes)

[stable berry]

Did you name my capital dystopian mega city yet

[queen lotus]

No Langeeenio is actually a participant

@turbid swift

[turbid swift]

OH

lmao

[woven glen]

kilian fan

[turbid swift]

such a weird name thought it was the games lmao

[woven glen]

spotted

[stable berry]

Real

[queen lotus]

THEY"RE GOING TO WAR

Yes

[woven glen]

Peri carry on our twink catboy legacy

[queen lotus]

I smell rebellions

[stable berry]

I think reaper should win

[queen lotus]

Hey hhhh

If Masonic dies to this

[stable berry]

Waiting for my nation to boat

[queen lotus]

Is this a ratio?

[turbid swift]

Someone said

Ratio

[queen lotus]

L

[woven glen]

Masonic hitting himself

[turbid swift]

What u playing?

HOI4?

(Idk games)

@queen lotus rename my capital to Ankara

[queen lotus]

Bricked down HOI4

[turbid swift]

ew that game sucks

[stable berry]

Better hoi4

[queen lotus]

Some city names just

Don't show up anymore

[turbid swift]

thank god my capital isnt the first

also when the dice ?

around like :40 ?

[queen lotus]

Yes

Then the Free For All would start but

Everyone seems to sort themselves out

[stable berry]

I'm just chillin

[queen lotus]

So no free for all

[stable berry]

😎

[queen lotus]

Let fate decide

We know the rules

Sounds like Hop alright

[turbid swift]

@queen lotus how is it going to be with 36-40 ?

[queen lotus]

I shine God's piss

Your people all get cured and healed

[pearl stream]

@woven glen hmmm

[turbid swift]

all of the kingdoms ?

[queen lotus]

MASSIVE L

No Dad

[turbid swift]

knew it

[queen lotus]

I'll shine it across the map fuck it

[bold sail]

Masonic

And Masonic

[queen lotus]

Forgot I didn't wrote anything else

[stable berry]

How are my slaves doing

[queen lotus]

Self ratiod

[turbid swift]

you know

the rebellions suck...

[queen lotus]

Amazing actually

So

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 98 :game_die:

[queen lotus]

PFFF

[bold sail]

Dystopian mega city

[turbid swift]

The curse

[stable berry]

Which one is 98

[bold sail]

Hop

[torn rapids]

what is that

[turbid swift]

hey thank god i had a rebellion

[queen lotus]

L

[bold sail]

Is fucked

[queen lotus]

Rip Hop

Time to spread a Curse

[pearl stream]

hop :(

[bold sail]

@woven glen cursed

Bitch

[queen lotus]

Rip

Next roll at :50

Hop's entire kingdom is Cursed

Wonder how that'll work

[stable berry]

Hop should get in a war.... NOW

[queen lotus]

Oh that also means he sucks in combat

So he's basically up for grabs if someone declares war

[turbid swift]

Hop should die.....NOW

(not irl)

[stable berry]

(irl)

[turbid swift]

anyway how is the game going

[queen lotus]

PEOPLE ARE ATTACKING HAVOC'S REBELS

I CAN'T LMAOOO

Dude the rebellion feature is great

[turbid swift]

sounds freaking hilarious

[queen lotus]

At the end your rebellions will be tallied up to your normal kingdom SO LONG your main kingdom is alive

So Mr.Dad has 199 + 98 + 39

But if Mr.Dad falls instead of his rebellions

L + Bozo

[turbid swift]

can my rebellions attack me

@turbid swift

[bold sail]

I suppose i am still in suffering

[queen lotus]

Kinda

[stable berry]

I am starting to go to the mainland

Colonization

[turbid swift]

ze fatherland!

[bold sail]

Hom is looking

Scary

[queen lotus]

SHLAK IS WAKING UP

THE BEAR IS ANGRY

[analog sierra]

mal kills

[turbid swift]

So what game is this?

[stable berry]

Worldbox

[turbid swift]

okie dokie

never heard of it but you guys seem to be having fun

so I'll let you get to it

[queen lotus]

More rebels

[stable berry]

My moral is very high apparantly

No rebellions

Yet

[queen lotus]

You're doing well

[woven glen]

I am god

[stable berry]

I am a diplomat

[bold sail]

Hop you were cursed

[woven glen]

Fool

I was cursed from the beginning

with the gay

[bold sail]

Hmh

[queen lotus]

IT TURNT TO BLESSED

FUCK OFF NO WAYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[woven glen]

it's rather hard for your people to reproduce when they're all twinks

[stable berry]

You should nuke hop

[bold sail]

You should roll the dice xmm

[queen lotus]

Wait did they switch??

[bold sail]

Like right now

[queen lotus]

It is almost :50

So sure

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 7 :game_die:

[queen lotus]

6 to 10 - The smallest nation may use two Tsar Bombas.

[bold sail]

[knotty solar]

Am I still real

[bold sail]

Who is

[queen lotus]

It seems to be Argux

[bold sail]

ayoooo

[queen lotus]

Since I'm not gonna do rebellions getting them

[knotty solar]

Am I real

[bold sail]

Yes hom

[stable berry]

Nuke hop and xmmx

[bold sail]

You're re

Ql

And big

[knotty solar]

I started on the vulcano

[queen lotus]

You're still a plague on the planet yes

Argux

Take that map

Circle your two nuke drop points

[bold sail]

@queen lotus i want to use one on hop

[queen lotus]

They can be anywhere you like.

[knotty solar]

Holy shit I am be pompii

[bold sail]

His capital

Preferably

[turbid swift]

@woven glen

so false

[queen lotus]

And the other?

[turbid swift]

argux how are you fella

i love you yeah

[bold sail]

Can i keep it?

For now

[queen lotus]

Ofc not lmao

[bold sail]

Damn

Alright

Then hom

[knotty solar]

How am I thriving on the lava island

How is this possible

[bold sail]

From a distance that does not damage me

Hop and hom

Gone

Now

[knotty solar]

Huh?

[bold sail]

Scroll

[knotty solar]

Why

Have I wronged you

[bold sail]

Because you are a threat to me

[knotty solar]

I am just island

[stable berry]

Awesome!

[woven glen]

why is there a hole in my face

[bold sail]

You are way too big and way too close

[bold sail]

[knotty solar]

You just had to ruin island gang

😐

[woven glen]

Twinks can withstand nukes y'know

we proved this last time

[pearl stream]

SHHHH

[queen lotus]

Nice rebellions fucking losers

Next roll at 19:00

[knotty solar]

Argux I am still twife your size

[queen lotus]

Oh yeah Cress you aren't loyal much

[knotty solar]

Lol

[woven glen]

I like how my civilisation is the only stable one

[knotty solar]

I was stable

Until some idiot nuked me

[clever perch]

If you would be so kind, could I please enter the next proxy brawl?

[queen lotus]

Well your loyalty is half good half shit

So any second

[queen lotus]

Uhhhh you wanna join rn?

[bold sail]

But now less of a threat

[queen lotus]

We could but you'd be behind a lot

[clever perch]

Why not

[queen lotus]

Here you can have my nation

I can't pay myself to begin with

[clever perch]

No

[bold sail]

Mooshua will be consumed in 2 seconds

[clever perch]

Just give meself minimal shit and see how long I last

[queen lotus]

If you say so

Where wanna be boss?

Here would be the safest

[clever perch]

Idc, you place me based on whether you think I’m an asshole or benevolent philanthropist

Yeah that’s fine

Thank you

[queen lotus]

@turbid swift THE LEAGUE 1v1 IS REALLLLL

[turbid swift]

what is my loyalts

i want mypeople back

[queen lotus]

100 and 48, good

[stable berry]

See this is why you own slaves

No rebellions

[clever perch]

…have you ever taken a history course

[stable berry]

Kill yourself

[queen lotus]

Jesus

[stable berry]

It'll work this time!!!!

[queen lotus]

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 71 :game_die:

[stable berry]

Slaves plus dystopian mega city = survive

[queen lotus]

70 to 74 - Inspiration tool on the five biggest villages in a single kingdom. If there are less than five villages, the amount scales accordingly.

@woven glen

This

Is an F

[turbid swift]

what happens

[queen lotus]

Also rebellions are turning off at 19:10

[turbid swift]

with the tool

[queen lotus]

Forced rebellion

[stable berry]

This is awesome

[clever perch]

Only ten more minutes to rebel guys

[turbid swift]

LOL hop is havin a bad day

[queen lotus]

I did 5 random villages

Since Hop has so many spread out

[stable berry]

Hop civil war

[queen lotus]

Truly an F

[clever perch]

Holy shit, crumbled like a house of cards

[queen lotus]

He's still Top 3 LMAO

[pearl stream]

is my kingdom completely stagnant or what

[queen lotus]

@rotund sapphire You're winning son

[turbid swift]

Soldier is scary

[queen lotus]

Uhhhh not really

[stable berry]

What happened to reaper

[queen lotus]

You had some rebellions

[clever perch]

DM, can I roll for a civil war?

[queen lotus]

Peri did a little trolling

[turbid swift]

reaper got fucked by Peri LMAO

[queen lotus]

No Mooshua

[stable berry]

This is sad

[queen lotus]

Dad took one rebellion back

[clever perch]

That feels like something Mr. Dad would do irl

[stable berry]

I'm like top 6 in population

Red panda wins by doing nothing

[turbid swift]

sophia

oh god

[queen lotus]

You're bullying a midget

[stable berry]

Would be nice if they fucking researched boats though

[queen lotus]

They did

[stable berry]

Epic!

[queen lotus]

WAIT HR HAVOC DID TOO MUCH TROLLING

SHLAKISTAN NO MORE

[clever perch]

This is like Polytopia but in real time
Cool

[queen lotus]

Hop suppressing minorities again

Like father like child

[stable berry]

Soldier has trapped hop

[pearl stream]

hop got nuked??

[queen lotus]

That and forced rebellions

Blame Argux + 079 (I rigged it clearly)

[stable berry]

Hop civil war

[clever perch]

Bonk rigged 079 to get back at him

[stable berry]

Clearly

[clever perch]

Clearly unfair, lots of evidence which indicates there should be a disqualification!

[queen lotus]

RIP BOZO

RISE OF TOMBOYS @rotund sapphire

It's still anyone's game tbh

[knotty solar]

ahaha

[clever perch]

Mr Dad II is dead

[knotty solar]

the nuke made me thrive even more

I had 273 before the nuke

and now look at me

[queen lotus]

What did

[knotty solar]

wait no way

did the nuke extinguish the vulcano

[queen lotus]

@pearl stream Dutch hater

Smh

[pearl stream]

NO

[knotty solar]

wait

xmm

[queen lotus]

Yes

[knotty solar]

is the vulcano dry

ahahaa

[turbid swift]

did i take out masonic

[knotty solar]

@pearl stream thanks for nuclear help

[queen lotus]

PERI DOES TROLLGE

Also no Dad

Nathan did

[pearl stream]

i nuked hom??

Good

[knotty solar]

yea

[queen lotus]

Shlak is gone

[clever perch]

Peri engages in guerrilla warfare

[knotty solar]

no not good for you

[queen lotus]

Argux did

[knotty solar]

I am now mad and also going better

oh

[pearl stream]

whu

[knotty solar]

did I ping cres

oops

[queen lotus]

Yes

[pearl stream]

bruh

[knotty solar]

@bold sail thanks for nuke

I am now stronger

[queen lotus]

Now it becomes the trial of the bull

Blitzkrieg

[clever perch]

Yooooo I can now legally drink

[bold sail]

Real

[queen lotus]

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 74 :game_die:

[knotty solar]

argux

[queen lotus]

For anyone wondering btw

[stable berry]

What is 74

[clever perch]

Not again

[knotty solar]

your nuke extinguished the vulcano

[stable berry]

Hahahaha

[queen lotus]

70 to 74 - Inspiration tool on the five biggest villages in a single kingdom. If there are less than five villages, the amount scales accordingly.

PFF

[stable berry]

Hahahahahhahhahhaha

[queen lotus]

Nathan is biggest

[clever perch]

Twice in a row

It was nice knowing you Nathan

[stable berry]

Owned owned owned

[pearl stream]

w

[stable berry]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-laugh-gif-21799013

[queen lotus]

Holy fuck

K brb 2mins

[stable berry]

Rip bozo

[queen lotus]

Ok back

Rebellions are as strong as their archnemesis

[pearl stream]

6 rebels

[woven glen]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY EMPIRE

[pearl stream]

wow

[woven glen]

[pearl stream]

u got nuked

and then buncha rebellions

[queen lotus]

Same as Nathan

Forced rebellions by roll

Dad is fucked

They're at worth against HRvoc

Mooshua

F

[knotty solar]

Are the numbers inhabitants?

[queen lotus]

Yes

[stable berry]

Expand assholes

Stupid slaves

[queen lotus]

They kinda can't

@dire widget :Salute:

[clever perch]

What happened?

[woven glen]

patreon and HR havoc kissing

[stable berry]

@short havoc @nerd havoc fuck you

[queen lotus]

Nathan II and Masonic II are at war with you

Knocking on Hell's door

[clever perch]

Well crud

[knotty solar]

How is argux now that I'm at war with them

[clever perch]

What did I do to piss them off?

[woven glen]

nathan boutta have more rebels

[queen lotus]

HOW DID

He's gone

He vanished

Hoodini

[knotty solar]

Xmm

[queen lotus]

He used Ash's phasetear

[knotty solar]

How is argux now

[queen lotus]

You're not at war with them

[knotty solar]

Oh

[knotty solar]

The nuke literally gave me more land to live on lol

[dire widget]

For FUCKS

[stable berry]

I think you should make havoc (patreon) drawfs next time

[dire widget]

Wah

[queen lotus]

Rip @clever perch

[stable berry]

Rip bozo

[queen lotus]

Oki doki

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 67 :game_die:

[stable berry]

What's 67

[clever perch]

Was a good run lolol

[queen lotus]

65 to 69 - Turn the smallest kingdom’s entire area(s) into Infernal Biome.

[clever perch]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFhglHn3W0 no jump scares I promise

[stable berry]

Whose smallest

[queen lotus]

Nathan

[knotty solar]

Not srgux?

[clever perch]

I was never surviving this

[white plover]

me when m.youtube

[queen lotus]

Did nothing

[knotty solar]

What is infernal biome

Isn't that my land

[queen lotus]

What you live in

[stable berry]

Hop and nathan are being bullied today

[knotty solar]

Lmao

[queen lotus]

Because hot hot area

[knotty solar]

That can't be so bad

[queen lotus]

Anyways Nathan is smaller

No Hom some of these are wildcards

[knotty solar]

I am thriving there clearly

[queen lotus]

They don't do much

Like spawning sheep

[analog sierra]

how am I doing xm

or am I fucked

[queen lotus]

I wish

Good

[knotty solar]

Holy shit 547

[analog sierra]

have I still not put down my rebellion

[turbid swift]

yeah same

mr dad 2

[queen lotus]

Nathan actually getting fucked by rebellions

[turbid swift]

is jus t there

[latent vale]

Honestly it's the guy's own fault for charging head first to investigate a stage occurrence in an unknown reality without his other team members with him

[queen lotus]

Oh dw

Free For All at :40

[latent vale]

That's just natural selection

[queen lotus]

People are selecting war but not doing a world war

Actual ratio

[turbid swift]

i love how

im surroended by nathan

and nathan

[latent vale]

That's probably the entire purpose of the backrooms, to get rid of monsters plaguing humanity. Like the cameraman from the first video who held his camera with his armpit for some reason

[turbid swift]

and sophia

and havoc

and masonic

[queen lotus]

Gone

[knotty solar]

No more nathan

[queen lotus]

Simple is fucking zooming mate

[turbid swift]

Yey

nathan is no more

good job me

thats one neighburoing country down

[bold sail]

All this time and what changed was that i lost 1 citizen

[turbid swift]

my bets on argux

[bold sail]

Awesome

[queen lotus]

WHOA WHAT DA PERI DOIN

[woven glen]

i want m y emprior back,,

[queen lotus]

Sophia gonna annex Dad's rebellions

[turbid swift]

😀

[queen lotus]

Hop you're getting there

Literally irl Cold War with two proxy nations fighting for USA and Peri (Russian probs idk)

Argux getting the army

@woven glen Ok what the fuck

You suppressed them FAST mate

[woven glen]

TWINKS OF THE WORLD UNITE

[queen lotus]

@stable berry Getting overrun by dwarves

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 67 :game_die:

[queen lotus]

65 to 69 - Turn the smallest kingdom’s entire area(s) into Infernal Biome.

Reroll?

[turbid swift]

yep

that kinda does nothing

[queen lotus]

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 83 :game_die:

[turbid swift]

fifteen bandits

[queen lotus]

81 to 85 - Spawn fifthteen bandits in the biggest Kingdom’s smallest village.

Oo k

[stable berry]

Havoc sucks!!!!!

[turbid swift]

isnt that simple

[stable berry]

Short nerd!!!!!

[queen lotus]

Let's find out

[stable berry]

After careful evaluation i realize slavery may not be the best way to win

Still managed to hold out by doing nothing 😎

[queen lotus]

Oof

[bold sail]

That's me isn't it?

[bitter solar]

That kinda looks like Türkiye

[queen lotus]

No

[bold sail]

No wait

[queen lotus]

Peri has biggest kingdom

[bold sail]

I just read

Small

[white plover]

but i have the biggest penis

idk this game

[queen lotus]

You're not far from me

[bold sail]

Instantly thought was about to get fucked

[queen lotus]

Wow bandits did some damage

@vernal quiver Silent killer for sure

BONK TOOK THE LEAD LMAO

[turbid swift]

what the fuck ?

am i destroying sophia ?

[queen lotus]

Nope

Bonk is

WAIT NO YOUR REBELS ARE

[turbid swift]

I NEED TO REUNITE WITH THE REBELLIONS MAN

[abstract sedge]

oh

[queen lotus]

Dw

[abstract sedge]

i missed out on this huh

[queen lotus]

If you're alive

[stable berry]

@abstract sedge fuck you

[queen lotus]

Then your rebels are counted up to your main

[abstract sedge]

wtf

[queen lotus]

So you make a total

Havoc I'm going until 20:30

You're doing great

[turbid swift]

ok good woo go my rebels

[stable berry]

Still alive

😎

[queen lotus]

Cress coming back

Free for all in 3mins

[pearl stream]

w

[queen lotus]

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 4 :game_die:

[queen lotus]

1 to 5 - Three Tsar Bombas on the three biggest cities.

[turbid swift]

LETS GO

SIMPLE

BONK

[queen lotus]

Cress

[turbid swift]

AND HOP

[queen lotus]

Simple

Peri

[turbid swift]

wtf.

[queen lotus]

It's city

Dumbass cockroach

[turbid swift]

bonk should've been bombed

😭

[queen lotus]

Free for All time

Everyone is fighting now

Next roll at :50

Wow Simple and Peri got setback

Cress is also still alive

Cress is fucked

WAIT HOM IS ON THE FRONTLINE

[stable berry]

Cress if fucked

[queen lotus]

WTF

[turbid swift]

WHAT

IM DESTROYING SOPHIA

LESS GO

[queen lotus]

Dad at where Nathan once was

[turbid swift]

what

am i doing

tHERE

LMAO

[queen lotus]

Hom is zooming

[turbid swift]

How i be looking at Nathan when he hits me with the dollar roach killer

💀

[analog sierra]

dollar roach killer

[queen lotus]

How the might fall by @woven glen's hands

[woven glen]

HAHA

[bold sail]

My expansion is slow

And minuscule

[turbid swift]

how did soldier lose to hop man

[queen lotus]

United Kingdom looking mfer

[woven glen]

why do I just

own a bit of land

way off from me

how did that even happen

[queen lotus]

Idk who you're fighting but good luck

[woven glen]

simple on my ass

[queen lotus]

The true dwarves

Mr.Dad II

Oh wait

Same culture

Mr.Dad you are a dwarf

[turbid swift]

thats so zad

at least im doing good for a dwarf i guess

[queen lotus]

Nice motto

[turbid swift]

thats a masonic thing to say lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/942485544741519460/unknown.png

let me just do this

cause its coming up

[queen lotus]

"Races:"

RACE WAR!

[turbid swift]

race war!

[queen lotus]

How many armies does this Brit need

Wait Sophia is just gone

[turbid swift]

yep

destroyed woman

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835870618422870057/942465799854112778/trim.B738F616-80A9-45FD-AB9E-7AB345AE1573.mov

WAIT

HOP AND SIMPLE ARE FIGHTING YEAH ? @queen lotus

[turbid swift]

I am going to do this now

[queen lotus]

Yes

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 12 :game_die:

[turbid swift]

was that

cant see

[queen lotus]

11 to 15 - Ten lightning strikes on the biggest capital.