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And it's almost a island
So like 😎
Can i take abob of moon?
I'm gonna win😎
instead of the area
The
I'm not feeling comfortable with cress and hop 😀
Empty and Wep are left
I shall take empty then
Good
I will crush you
I am obligated to take any part of the map with a large amount of coast
good god
Panda is already speed
Cause he’s isolated as fuck
Cress is up to speed
twink emporium
Lightning mcqueen
twink emporium
Cress is in the lead now
YES
idk think of something funny
Cardiff
Cadia
I'll name it to a twink name
alright
not by your twink hands gay french boy
Panda is the first with a colony
War starts in like
3
Instant free for all or everyone gets a random nation as war?
we'll see about that
random.
I wanna work with cress if possible.
Random
Wait fuck it's culture
Also sure Cress
Mind you I have to end it at like
:45
Since work
aight
WHY IS IT RANDSTAD
Castepab
YOU'D NAME IT TWINK 
Twink town
Ah yes, the culture of catboy
Cardia??
The actual capital names are the default ones
Since I did culture on accident
I'm retarded
dumb dumb
where do I sign up for catboy culture
Rule list
Expansion
Random war in 3mins
Basically everyone gets a random like
This
Because it's random it could mean everyone faces one or two enemies
Or everyone makes war with idk, Bar
I'm gaming
But
But I have bars and casinos
Yeah dw it's entirely random
I was on uh bo3 yesterday and the hacker was spamming raps and mothership
you're on the other side of the map dad
I could have 4 nations at war with me too
Cress first with 3
Dad first with 4
Bar now has 4
Hop first with 5
Panda got 5 too
Man it do be everywhere
Cress with 6
actually maybe yea
There's only 2 ways to get the island on land
It was
So
Nathan has 3 nations against them
I mean panda if you don't research boats you're fuck
Simple has 2
or actually
Everyone else seems to have 1
Then ofc their own waged war
island in shallow water
Cause now panda gets to turn into a fucking defensive power house
Ai please get smarts
No Panda can go through bridges
Oh god
But he just doesn't need to say the n word
I'm very tiny too
There's bridges?
I tried worldbox recently so I do know they can swim somewhat
If there's a village on both bridges it's a big troll moment
They won't if they don't get forced in there
think they can pass through shallow water
yes
Simple got here first
peace now
i demand peace with cress
I have declared war with simp
Better?
yes
when the
Simple is surrounded
gonna kick Nathan's ass
Map
Second place and i haven't even left the island
I'm actually holding them off well
Cress kicking ass indeed
They can only attack from 1 direction
give me a million men so that I can throw them all at nathan
cAPTURE THE CATBOYS
If I spawn more people than your Kingdom can house
whatever weapons he has will not be durable enough for me
Cress vs China
Your Kingdom gets crippled
NYAA
nvm
yo guys I made an SCP 079 fan video
ok
You have too many homeless that need to be fed, but the food needs to go to the king for research, but without food he can't research
Etc
Also starvation can kill a lot more
ok ok fine
I spent three months and money building a replica
War
Cool
Downfall
dad has a village with one person?
lol.
Lmao
WTF..
That singular person is canonicallly Mr Dad
FUCK YOU PANDA
Clearly Cress loses that
@queen lotus is it possible you can change kingdom colors
your color is hard to differentiate from mine
how we all holding up
sadg
Roll
no free for all :(
roll
So let's get our sheet
@queen lotus :game_die: 98 :game_die:
.
absolutely annihilating Nathan
Two Lava rain clouds
What the biggest capital
At the biggest capital's horizontal axis
isn't that dad's
The singular person vs the entire troops of Panda
MR.DAD HAS IT
oh thank god
Lmfao
GET FUCKED ISLAND MAN
WTF..
The fart
Death
The red fart
IT GOES
why do i have to be get punished for being best
Fuck you that's why
SUCK MY DICK TURK
I love war
NO
jk not masonic
did i
War
And Dad is already at my door
FUCK
Nathan is holding on but Cress is trying badly
Bar is now trying
I think my ai should invade mr dad
Bar defeated Nathan
i think you should fak off
Successfully
Cockroaches
Don’t lie you full well intended to
Y'all seem in peace
you asked for it
It's more down here
Time to burn the cockroach
2 lava clouds and ill still kick your ass
is Nathan fucking dead?
cress stop noming me >:(
Yes
If Rebellion was on then Cress would've already been lost
the roach
Well Hop
The roach
i think you should nuke it
Your daddy is inbound
HELL YEA
Bro ı guess you’re troops weren’t Turkish…
Here's the deal if Cress takes you over then I'll rename Cress to Cress & Hop
yesyes
But if Cress wins then you sadly don't get rep
fine wit hthat.
Yup there he goes
island nation
@queen lotus roll?
what the fuck
You guys wanna rn?
xmm why am i so close to you
literally 1993
@queen lotus :game_die: 40 :game_die:
Ohhh Cress
😭
.
@pearl stream get fucked bro
Fart
You will be boiled
miss me bitch
It will dw
i know .
Actually it might miss Cress
did i cross into
go away
hello panda
shoo
Seems you got a roach infection 💀
LMAO
get off my land >:(
If I win my rep goes to @woven glen
Whatever place that may be
Cress could still peg me
They made League players
What’s this
Hi panda
WHATAF APRAISE BE BOXCAT
Can u at least save the bars and casinos
hey that is a reference!
ALLAH
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ALLAH IS REALLLL
he's MINE
HE IS CANON
Always was canon!
NO
😀
IM KIDDING IM KIDDING
Roll time?
Yep
2nd final roll
i swear to fuck
!roll
@queen lotus :game_die: 61 :game_die:
L
not true
Lemme look here
no
fuck
cress get fucked
same as me
xmmx should nuke himself
WAIT ITS NOT ME
Is it too late to ask what’s going on
@pearl stream bye bye gay french boy
worldbox
this sucks
how the fuck
I have no idea what’s going on
FOR HE HOLDS THE LINE
@turbid swift stop taking my city asshole
THEY MADE 3 NEW ONES
ALWAYS FEAR
NEVER FALTER
Fight me asshole
only been able to do it naturally by spawning humans
so it's just that tedious alright
They make a village or search for a spot
I usually space them out far enough for this
Gives room for expansion and shit
Ok last roll at :42
Alright time for war ?
We end at :46
oh ok
so sadge
how is hop doing
Stable
squished
Bruh
please 1 by 1 go down the tiny bridge

Hop's capital is gone
did I deadass establish my capital on top of hop's
kiss
Hahahaha yeah
I'M ALSO FIGHTING HOP

yay
!roll
@queen lotus :game_die: 47 :game_die:
uh oh
Bruh
you dont even have a capital
Ok I gave them a lightning
It just causes fire so dw
I'm just minding my own territory
who to
you should save the world 
Could
now!
But the way my rep system works
If you die and it ends
You get -1 rep
Lowest is 0
nice capital xmmx
So what’s going on rn
Reps are given in a formula which translates to how much money you get from me from 079's currency
I have no idea how boxworlds works
xmmx playing a simulation game for civilizations and naming them after us
Oh sick
occasionally using !roll to do a special event
Ok epic
Winner gets 079 cash
@dire widget basically just a hungergames simulator thing
Add me as a comet that crashes and kills everyone
while we can't do anything really its fun watching our kingdoms fight
That sounds fun
I do this often so
im also very unlucky for some reason 😭
Tomorrow maybe not because shift from 1 PM to 9 PM
Kinda like when I named a bunch of people as dinos and let them loose in a T. rex pen in Jurassic world evolution
I beat you who's in second place by 1003 holy shit
turkish
So I'm gonna wait until it's actually :47
Since Bar might take over Dad
And Hop might fall
how the fuck ?
Oop nvm
HOW ??
woo
Uh oh hop
go cress
it was a 2 v 1
You don’t look too good
you fucker
didn't annex hop :(
It ends here
Cress is England and I'm Wales
Hop is one nuke away from devastation
mean I guess I did if I took the capital
First War Bonk - First place (+3) Cressent - Second (+2) Hom - 3rd (Not present) Peri - 4th (+1 instead of Hom's) Soldier - 5th (0) Hop - 6th (0) Havoc - Honorable Mention (+1) Eliminated Participants: Havoc (-1) Masonic (Not present) Nathan (-1) Bartender (-1) Sophia (-1) Xmmxthx (-1) Mr.Dad (...
Updated.
Now off I fuck, cya
see yaa
what happened here
@last night
Which ones?
Do !rank in #bot-commands
я русский
If they got renoved then they probably werent very good
Otherwise the servers might just be down
Didn't d boys are cunts get removed or something
fear
You were supposed to drop two tsar bombs and shalk was begging you not to or something
I don't remember exactly because i have the worst memory 
I did do it tho lol
They just rebuilt
They actually just moved in again after 2 nukes like @pearl stream did
So I'm actually thinking to make some punishments more severe
Like starting a fucking plague.
I think if you try to beg to not get "punished" i guess is the word you should up the amount of things you drop 
CADIA STANDS
CADIA STANDS
I'm still planned to do try and do a big one on Saturday
I should be home before or a bit at 8 PM
suction cups are the best thing in the world
Holy shit
Fucking idiot imposter monsoos should've stayed in the gutter
ass
raiden ass
jssksj
Ok so jetstream sam went down in one go
Either I’m rly good now or Sam was overhyped like hell
i just asked like a girl i like and my heart is pounding so hard
I have a 205 files neco arc folder
Wow
well?
what'd they say?
wait, what are you doing
She says she’s busy all days and then I asked what the next day free day would be and then she didn’t respond
IDK
:(
I think that's walk
oh no
lol yes sam is easy
Can i join
No
Don't the crazy
ee Bricks
:(
You hate to see it
That moment when your nephew visits
what
low volume dadbattle intensifies
I can't hear anything
did you try turning it on and off
fresh meat
jsfno[9iugjniofh
@versed oxide my boy...
shut the fuck up
true...
deltarune sucks
That's not a very [Big Shot] move of you kiddo.
Epic Embed Fail
Don't RP here please.
ok
Spamton (Crin)G(e) Spamton
Whats this
a screenshot
eugh
Hope you all having the best day ever!
nyaa🥵
Is this supposed to be like 109's Theme or something?
my bio teach put this on his board (hes 50)

Yeah @woven glen you reckon it's smarter to let people choose their own starting location for once?
Holy fucking shit man
The scary part is
I can 100% fit more on here
holy hell
that's so big
christ
how do we even fill that
We don't
Unless the entire fucking server joins
I've ran the filled island
For about 20mins now
I'm getting maybe 40fps at max
And there's just more and more Kingdoms and Villages starting
Also, it appears the game automatically declares war on countries
So that is useful info.
@woven glen What it looks like
There is almost no tile untouched except north
christ almighty
might wanna cut the kingdoms down a bit
And have like a marathon of them colonizing shit
Nah I'm gonna make the Worldbox session
Long.
Very very long
I might need to make it two hours if we want proper results because
I turned on Rebellions in the rules
And it won't end, ever
This is infinite war afaik
So that means I might set a deadline of one full hour, giving enough time for rolls, as well as a marathon with 0 predictability as to who will win
Like say you had 1.4k citizens, suddenly a village rebellion cuts it by 300, and you get 3 Tsar Bombas idfk
Boom you're back at ~200
I did balance the Rebellion rule to make it named after your Discord user with a */*2/*3/etc. So if you lose, we can see how much you would've had.
let people have fun
i watched him put it up
my friend found it on the floor
laughed at it and showed it to my teacher
and without him saying anything, in the most robotic way ever, he scooted over to the board and placed it on the wall
this guys a legend

eyo
aw yeah
QUIT HAVING FUN
Bigby is back! Check out the first in-engine trailer for The Wolf Among Us 2.
Rated Mature
2023 but still hyped for this 
among us
📮

2 lepers?
epic fail
Can't be worse than me tbh
im about to go make a new campaign to run 4 masochistic jesters with shim cloak/lucky dice just because it sounds incredibly fucking hilarious
doubt to get masochist tho
would be funny

theyd probably all get abusive and kill each other
YAY!!!!

I HATE UKRAINE :DDDD!!!
YEAH!!!!!

kinda crazy that a major war is about the happen
and we just look at it from a screen
meanwhile China and Taiwan be like 
🍿
and Belarus + Poland
out of curiosity have u ever tried to buff a musketeer (if u have a musketeer even) then crit for over 30 
ok but who cares enough about ukraine to stop them
Didn't even get a musketeer yet...
I'm BROKE

STOP TRAINING PLAGUE DOCTORS
not if i conquer ukraine before russia
literally just use occultist you monkeyu
I'm not training her! (Well at least not for now)
he
He died...
I'm training a new one
UK the only ones with the balls to go towards him
UK is too weak politically to do it
they're already in a terrible position to say "hey we are going to war against a powerful nation"
itll accelerate british division and piss everyone off
plague doctor obsessed mf (i think you should never stop)
i would run 4 plague docs for shits and giggles if it was viable but its not
and the game punishes shitposters 
by making them poor and dumb
(She's my best hero)

I am poor and dumb
i just like plague doctors
on a questionable l evel
the dd plague doctor and jester are the reasons i got into the game in the first place
also the combat music slaps
put a giant carbon emission farm there
CRINGE!!!!
portal 2
its already there
make it better
Dude
Not even joking
Same reason
It was because of those two
But I got the game for free though, thanks to my friend
then i learned the plague doctor was a woman (i started crying)
But now I suffer, because this game is hard af
Well, I hope it won't last long, because my conscription service technically starts next year, unless I get into the university. They aren't going to throw conscripts obviously, but still, kinda scary to think about for me personally
But yeah the music slaps
thats true
difficult, but its fun as fuck (it really shouldnt be with how attached i am to my horribly named characters)
just crush your leg boom they won't want a solider who can't walk
Well I think it's kinda cool

Yeah
yeah i got over the doc being a woman pretty quickly, dd plague doctor still incredibly based


I am not fit enough to get into active combat roles anyways, so not really worth it
If she dies I'm uninstalling btw
Okay maybe not
Holy shit dying light 2
But I'll be a little upset
if you uninstall then you cant get another :(
Shouldn't have named my characters...
she is THE one
its ok name them the minions and give them a modded outfit
😃
But I can't replace her!
ive replaced 3 of my favorite heroes already
I don't have more ideas for names!
i mourn and grieve over their deaths every day
Also I didn't download any mods yet
start with mental illnesses, like me
Hmm that's a good idea
I always try to name them after another fictional character
scp 049
Yeah... I lost some pretty good heroes

AHAHA
That wouldn't make any sense!
Name the plague doctor 049 dude that would be so original and funny
She's a woman!
049(f)
get 3 lepers
scp049-1 or whatever theyre called

leprosy moment

049-2*
Don't worry she already has a name... that's why I can't lose her
Or any other hero actually
Lewis bob square pants
ty informed citizen
All my heroes have some kind of disease!
And I don't have enough gold to cure them!
I am FUCKED!
literally half of mine have fucking klepto theyre all fucking thieves
except for highwayman
literally ? ? ? ? ??
Hmm I think my PD is okay tho, that's all that matters
Wait
My jester is not fine
fuck

@turbid swift MRDADMRDADMRDAD
NO NANOPASTES
NO DEFENSIVE OFFENSE
JUST SHEER FUCKING WILL THAT LASTED OVER 9 MOTHER FUCKING HOURS
AND ON FUCKING HARD
Cause I refused to use healing items!!
To make it more FUN(ish)
@mortal pendant gaming
I was just preparing myself for revengance
Ofc
I will now play the game again INSTANTLY!!
and boss selection screen
And by INSTANTLY I mean SOON!!
Hell yea
I get to fuck up monsoos again
wait no you have to beat the DLCs you get for free after beating the game on hard to get that
you have to do those on hard as well
I got the worst dying light 2 endings
the worst dying light 2 ending is getting the game
Jet steam samp
Did you heal by killing the fellas and blowing up their spines still right?
Y’know what I’m talking about
I forgot the name of the move
Good lol
It would be like playing dark souls with out estus flasks

Now play it on revegeance
I don’t have that unlocked yet
Idk how it unlocks using the keyboard, i play it using the control of my ps4
I think I get revengance when I completed very hard
Yeah must be in that way, on control you use the clasic kojima code, raiden says the tittle of the game and them, very hard and revegeance ready to play
I highly recommend wearing the wigs
the ones you unlock by cutting left arms with information of the enemies
That way it doesn't cost so much to pass it on
Ok, sounds interesting
Phah, I didn't think about it. But why not!
Idea:
i mean you could've just used one nano paste like me and not waste of 9 hours
(i have b eaten it in 30 minutes!)
i love gray fox sword
It my bday today :)
Now where’s the fun in that?
its only one
& visor
if you see anyone with a duffle bag, run
America sucks
Heyas
079 if he real
Yeh I will be using nano pastes for revengance
I’m just guessing that getting hit once in revengance equates to like
200 damage or something
(Basically I was saying that I’m just gonna practice not getting hit)
you have skill issue
so that might be hard
I managed to get through the Armstrong fight while getting hit only 4 times
So like
Maybe I’ll make it through very hard and then revengance?
@knotty solar
@wary orchid no textwalls
я хочу пицы
Yoo I had one of those once.
There were like 3x the amount of cops and everyone was acting really damn weird.
We couldn't even go to the fucking bathroom.
Oh and the best part is they found out it wasn't even aimed at the school lmao.
Heyas
Hope you all having the best day ever!
i have to kill myself
my minecraft server and my account got hacked
how did that happen??
it's literally a private smp
all of the people except bbq guy never was on this server
pog
nice
ALLAH




