media-posts

[frail ice]

awesome

[queen lotus]

Yeah?

[verbal basin]

Hostile animals either aren't noticable or prevent civilization from expanding

[analog sierra]

You’re still gonna have to put pictures here

Cause I’m in class

[queen lotus]

Will do

[valid seal]

wait theres a vc

1 sec imma pull up and watch this

[frail ice]

yes

[queen lotus]

Yes

[analog sierra]

Ty Xm

[verbal basin]

Ping me if shit goes down

Gonna try to finish the fanfic

[analog sierra]

Random I swear to god if it includes me I’m burning your house down

[valid seal]

if it doesnt include bart im burning your house down

[barren pagoda]

weh heh heh

[verbal basin]

Too late

[analog sierra]

If it includes Mal with me I’m burning your house down random

YOU FUCK

[knotty solar]

Nybim

[verbal basin]

[valid seal]

if it doesnt include that im pouring hot water on your skin

[knotty solar]

Xmm

[queen lotus]

I don't think anyone else is joining

Yeah I added you

[knotty solar]

Nybim

[analog sierra]

ARE YOU FUCKING WATCHING ME ITS RAINING RN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[queen lotus]

@vernal quiver You picking a nation again?

[vernal quiver]

nah

[verbal basin]

I am an empath

[queen lotus]

Aight

[valid seal]

no one

lol

[ornate furnace]

American is a person you don’t wanna meet

[queen lotus]

Aight we're starting

[verbal basin]

I have so much territory to expand into

If I lose early it's rigged

[queen lotus]

So like

The question is

What will be the special events?

[stable berry]

Russia isn't real

[queen lotus]

@frail ice @valid seal Keep an eye on this channel btw

Will just ask shit here

[verbal basin]

Personally I like setting up Demon/Ice strongholds in unclaimed territory after a while

[queen lotus]

I might start to let everyone go to war with one single kingdom

[frail ice]

the war

[valid seal]

homo

:(

@hidden lagoon i dont want to get muted.

[queen lotus]

Do we do a disaster at :55?

[valid seal]

@turbid swift @jolly horizon we got a neanderthal

a certified ice dweller in chat

[analog sierra]

Sure but make it mild if you can

[verbal basin]

My guys are expanding into the desert

These fucking imbeciles

[verbal basin]

[valid seal]

nyet, ty debil?

[turbid swift]

what

[jolly horizon]

Non English moment

[stable berry]

Colonization

[valid seal]

mans came in calling people british slang for cigarettes

[stable berry]

Cigs?

[queen lotus]

So a bit of an explanation

If an army goes inside a city

They can kill and colonize

Colonize is obvious

[valid seal]

SHLAKISTAN STRONG 💪

[queen lotus]

Like Shlak having colonized one of Hom's city

[valid seal]

SHLAKISTAN STRONGEST NATION

[queen lotus]

Kill is ofc also obvious where they rout the entire village and it gets destroyed

[verbal basin]

Welp

I'm fucked

[analog sierra]

@valid seal do you know what this is

[verbal basin]

Unless everyone else kills each other while ignoring me

[frail ice]

wait

[verbal basin]

I'm fucked dead

[frail ice]

did Rand0m's kingdom get fucking nuked

[valid seal]

UR BEING CALLED GAY

[analog sierra]

What

[queen lotus]

No it got colonized LMAO

[frail ice]

by a meteor

[valid seal]

MIGHTY ARMY OF SHLAKISTAN 💪

[queen lotus]

Mr.Dad took it all

[analog sierra]

💀 I can’t read Russian

[verbal basin]

My fucking brainlet civs expanded into the fucking desert

[stable berry]

Rather unfortunate

[valid seal]

How do i colonise simple

bitch ass AI

[turbid swift]

Mr.Dad does it all!

with style

[frail ice]

As is tradition with being Welsh, I have taken over the coast

[verbal basin]

Mr. Dad why are your children

So much better than mine

[stable berry]

It's rigged

Clearly

[turbid swift]

hom you fucker

get out of my land

[verbal basin]

Dumb fucks had a forest and they chose the fucking desert

[queen lotus]

Shlak moment

[valid seal]

SHLAKISTAN STRONG

[turbid swift]

what the fuck happened to hom

[queen lotus]

Ok so

[frail ice]

I am also the smallest country

literally Wales

[queen lotus]

Time for disaster

[analog sierra]

Oh my god

[valid seal]

let it be in turkey

mashallah

[analog sierra]

Mr dad takededed all the land

[queen lotus]

It's a bit

Ehhh

Everyone has 2 numbers

Whoever it rolls and rounds on gets it

[valid seal]

FUCK

[turbid swift]

Dubious little creature

[valid seal]

Please allah

[queen lotus]

The disaster will be Earthquake sure fuck it

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 60 :game_die:

[frail ice]

Nuke Dad

[queen lotus]

Shlak

[frail ice]

he's grown too powerful

[valid seal]

FUCKK

[queen lotus]

Where do you want an Earthquake

[valid seal]

THATS IT IM FUCKING HINDU

uh

north ig

[verbal basin]

Fuck you shlack

[queen lotus]

Or do we want

Like

[turbid swift]

i will slaughter your furry kind simple

[queen lotus]

Whoever it rolls on gets it?

[valid seal]

WAIT

[stable berry]

I think you should do it right on their king

[valid seal]

i get to choose

PLEASE

[queen lotus]

I'll reroll if we want that

[valid seal]

let me choose

[queen lotus]

Do we all agree with Panda?

[valid seal]

ALLAH BLESSED ME PLEASE ISTAGFURALLAH

nah panda suck my cock bro

[turbid swift]

aye

[verbal basin]

Aye

[valid seal]

NAH

NAH

[verbal basin]

Fuck the king

[queen lotus]

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 24 :game_die:

[queen lotus]

Rip Dad

[valid seal]

🙏

[turbid swift]

that aint fair bro

[frail ice]

excellent

[turbid swift]

wHY IS SHLAK NOT GUILTY

[valid seal]

INSHALLAH

[verbal basin]

You may have taken Gambling Addiction, but the dice wasn't in your favor

[turbid swift]

it did nothing

[verbal basin]

Took the addiction but not the luck

[queen lotus]

Ok Free For All time

[verbal basin]

It's either shlack or dad

[queen lotus]

Bar has a good chance

[verbal basin]

Put my money on dad

[stable berry]

Am i dead yet

[verbal basin]

True

[queen lotus]

The rolls really decide it tbh

[valid seal]

first to 300 babey

[stable berry]

I think my brainlet ai should colonize bartender

[valid seal]

SHLAKISTAN BIG AND SEXY

[verbal basin]

I'm legitimately impressed Bartender lived

[analog sierra]

Oh my goodness Mals and Mr dad tooked all the land and are populationating at a rapid pace

[frail ice]

I'm being sandwiched by two sides

[verbal basin]

His starting territory was rather shit

Simple Wolf sandwiched by big burly empires

😳

[frail ice]

Meanwhile the sheep are invading Dad

[queen lotus]

Dad and Shlak are fighting

[frail ice]

go my pretties

[verbal basin]

Holy shit

[valid seal]

wait no what

[knotty solar]

where hom

[valid seal]

turkish brothers at war..

[verbal basin]

Bar took Gambling Addiction

[analog sierra]

TFW when your people expand into the desert and realize it’s so shit they have to link up with another country

[queen lotus]

It died

[valid seal]

wait im clapping

[turbid swift]

why am i getting attacked by bartender and shlak

this isnt f air

[verbal basin]

Bartender has a Bar and Cassino

[valid seal]

531 💪

[verbal basin]

Goddamn Bartender rules. Vegas

[frail ice]

My kingdom's goal at the moment is to take land from Mr Dad and Shlak while the fight eachother

at least that's what the tactic seems to be

[stable berry]

My kingdom has not changed

[valid seal]

well i just mfin

[stable berry]

[valid seal]

vred mr dad

[turbid swift]

2 v 1

[verbal basin]

My kingdom died first

[turbid swift]

nice

[verbal basin]

[knotty solar]

:(

[frail ice]

oh god Shlak's kingdom got very big

that's worrying

[verbal basin]

Shlak wins

There's literally no way they lose

[queen lotus]

He's invading Bar

[verbal basin]

Unless disaster or rebellion

[queen lotus]

Ok

[verbal basin]

I don't think rebellion is toggled on so it's really only a freak disaster that can fuck him

[queen lotus]

Let's do a a nuke

However

To keep it more fair

If anyone but Shlak gets a nuke

They get 2

[valid seal]

ok thats fair

yeah

[queen lotus]

It sounds bs but Shlak has the entire fucking map under control

[valid seal]

thats fair im genuinely not gonna complain lmao

[queen lotus]

Two nukes won't stop him, keep that in mind.

So

Simple is 1 - 2 - 3
Bartender is 4 - 5 - 6
Panda is 7 - 8
Shlak is - 9 - 10

Smallest nations get 3

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 89 :game_die:

[queen lotus]

Oh fuc

[frail ice]

oh good

[analog sierra]

Oh no Mal is gonna take my bar and put in human flesh recipes

[queen lotus]

Ok Shlak choose your nuke

[verbal basin]

Fucking shlak

[valid seal]

panda rigt in the population center

[frail ice]

Rip Panda

[verbal basin]

Gg

Literally nothing can be done

[queen lotus]

I'll roll at :05

[valid seal]

Shlakistan strong

i said it

[frail ice]

My kind must learn how to utilise boats

[queen lotus]

Person who gets it chooses their weapon too

[frail ice]

because I know my kingdom will get fucked

[analog sierra]

Well

[verbal basin]

Shlakageddon

[analog sierra]

Let Rain nuclear fire Mal

[frail ice]

My hope is that someone will learn how to use a boat and colonise one of the islands

[valid seal]

i have

[queen lotus]

They better hurry

[analog sierra]

Mal did you take my bars

[queen lotus]

Also Bar has

[stable berry]

how am i still alive

[stable berry]

my kingdom didnt do anything for half of it

[analog sierra]

It’s not loading and I’m very scared

[frail ice]

how the fuck am I alive

I'm practically surrounded

[queen lotus]

Kinda looks like a bellend don't it

[frail ice]

I DID IT

[valid seal]

YOOOOO

[frail ice]

MY FUCKING COUNTRY DID IT

LMAO

[valid seal]

ISLE OF MAN!

[verbal basin]

Let's fucking go

Wait fuck

[frail ice]

@queen lotus please name the island Anglesey

[analog sierra]

@queen lotus am I dead or alive shit Wi-Fi is being shit

[verbal basin]

Xmth pull up the menu screen thingy

[queen lotus]

Bar

Menu?

[frail ice]

holy shit I survived

[valid seal]

can i rename puroville to sydney

considering i colonised

[frail ice]

I beated all the odds

[verbal basin]

No not that

[frail ice]

I fucking escaped

[verbal basin]

The other one

[frail ice]

how the fuck

[queen lotus]

This?

[verbal basin]

No

The one you pulled up before I asked you to

[queen lotus]

Confused

[analog sierra]

Ok

[verbal basin]

Nvm

[queen lotus]

This?

[verbal basin]

Let the bloodshed continue

[queen lotus]

Aight

[analog sierra]

I’m living but I’m slowly resisting shlaks human recipes

[valid seal]

fried bart

[queen lotus]

One river is protecting him

[valid seal]

mm

[queen lotus]

That small river

[frail ice]

Wait

[queen lotus]

Ok nuke nuke time

[valid seal]

o fuk

[analog sierra]

IM SCARED

[stable berry]

do shalk please

[valid seal]

if i get nuked again im getting cake and icecream

[stable berry]

his land is so big it wont even matter

[frail ice]

I just did a Normandy

[queen lotus]

Bar - 1 and 2
Panda - 3 and 4
Shlak - 5 and 6
Simple - 7, ate, 9 and 10

Because Simple just

Chad.

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 84 :game_die:

[queen lotus]

What a surprise

[valid seal]

aww no simple

[frail ice]

I evacuated my kingdom via boat to a neaby island

[verbal basin]

Simple

[queen lotus]

Simple you get two nukes

[valid seal]

wait simple got it

[queen lotus]

Not Tsar Bombas

[valid seal]

Aww yeah

[verbal basin]

Choose the two biggest clumps of his population

[queen lotus]

We'll save those for like the final bit

[frail ice]

Right we gotta cull Shlak a little

[queen lotus]

Need to see the cities?

[valid seal]

AYE

[frail ice]

Grown too powerful

[valid seal]

DONT GIVE ME BOTH

COME ON

ONCE IS REASOONABLE

[frail ice]

We're snipping your balls

[verbal basin]

No Shlak

Have you seen how WW2 ended?

Two nukes is a reasonable amount

[analog sierra]

Ah hell naw simple is done gonna turn to cities into Japan 1945

[valid seal]

im not japan

mf

AW HELL NAH

[verbal basin]

Hiroshima 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

[valid seal]

HIROSHIMA!?

[frail ice]

In fact send both nukes at Shlak

just because

[valid seal]

FUCKKKKKK

[queen lotus]

I labeled the two biggest cities

[valid seal]

mfer PLEASE BRUH

I LISTEN TO UK ARTISTS

[queen lotus]

Simple choose a target

[valid seal]

DONT DO THIS TO ME BRO PLEASE I SPENT $4K ON A PROTO SUIT

[queen lotus]

This is mine irl

Anyways Simple

[frail ice]

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

gotta do the funny

[valid seal]

@frail ice 192.168.0.1

[verbal basin]

World War trilogy will finally end

[analog sierra]

Ah hell naw

[frail ice]

Wales has launched their ICBM program

[queen lotus]

I should've done Tsar Bombas

[valid seal]

NO

[verbal basin]

Yes you should've

[valid seal]

YOU SHOULDNT OF

[queen lotus]

We'll do that at :18

[frail ice]

Fuck those nukes didn't even dent the kingdom

[verbal basin]

If Shlak gets Tsars I will cry

[frail ice]

jesus

[valid seal]

dont give people 2 tsars

give 1 tsar and if i get it give me 1 nuke

[queen lotus]

Shlak

Mate

[valid seal]

2 tsars is fucking outrageous

[queen lotus]

Mate.

Lemme demonstrate

[valid seal]

2 TSARS COULD ACTUALLY WIPE ME OUT

[verbal basin]

"Fucking Outrageous" says global empire

[queen lotus]

One Tsar

[verbal basin]

See

[queen lotus]

That's it

[valid seal]

oh this maps way bigger than i thought

[verbal basin]

Not that bad

[queen lotus]

Two of those don't wipe you lmao

[stable berry]

3 tsars now

[verbal basin]

Tsar Bomba roulette

NOOOOO

[valid seal]

BRUH

[frail ice]

Pass the ticking TSAR bomb

[valid seal]

LOL

GG GUYS

[queen lotus]

Well then

[frail ice]

it isn't over yet

[verbal basin]

The rebellions lives on

[frail ice]

the colonies live on

[valid seal]

im ballin ballin

[frail ice]

Our Navy will hold them back

[valid seal]

wanna roll now i mean not much is gonna change

[verbal basin]

No but seriously Shlak wins gg

[frail ice]

We will fight at the shores

[queen lotus]

I mean he is right

[valid seal]

zooms in on wales

[verbal basin]

Literally zero way this ends with a shlak defeat

[valid seal]

sound of a sheep baaing

[verbal basin]

Oh god

Here it comes

[stable berry]

4th place gg no ez

[queen lotus]

Uh oh

[verbal basin]

Some say last place is the real first place

[queen lotus]

PFFFF

yEAH

[valid seal]

101

[verbal basin]

Oh god he's blessed

[stable berry]

my colony was just chillin while everyone was fighting

[verbal basin]

The chosen one

He shall bring balance

[analog sierra]

Ok I’m back

[queen lotus]

HOW

[valid seal]

well

[analog sierra]

What happened

[frail ice]

holy fuck

[verbal basin]

Welp nvm

[frail ice]

it's the navy

[valid seal]

roll now before it ends??

[verbal basin]

D day has happened

[queen lotus]

WHAT THE FUCK

Ok yeah

[verbal basin]

Yeah it happens

[valid seal]

SHLAKISTAN STRONG 💪

[verbal basin]

There isn't any ship vs ship atm

[queen lotus]

Uh Shla has 1 & 2
Bar has 3 to 6
Simple has 6 to 9
10 is 5 Tsar bombas

[verbal basin]

It's just landing craft

[queen lotus]

!roll

[ornate scroll]

@queen lotus :game_die: 24 :game_die:

[verbal basin]

Fucking

[valid seal]

bro

[queen lotus]

I hate to break it to you

That rounds off to a 2

[analog sierra]

I’m scared

[queen lotus]

Shlak

I think it's obvious tbh

[verbal basin]

Shlak nuke yourself

[valid seal]

dead center of bartender

[verbal basin]

Pls

[queen lotus]

Nuke Bar and claim Simple

[verbal basin]

Nooooo

[verbal basin]

Gone

[frail ice]

annd that's it

[valid seal]

bye uwu

[verbal basin]

Reduced to atoms

[frail ice]

gg

[analog sierra]

Rain nuclear fire

[verbal basin]

GG

[queen lotus]

Fucking

Wow

Wow

[valid seal]

now rain hellfire

[frail ice]

My country was the last to survive the slaughter

[stable berry]

ok now nuke shalk

[frail ice]

just by a margin

[analog sierra]

At least I die knowing that random is dead as well

[valid seal]

my cannibalistic tribe reigns supreme

[verbal basin]

At least my kingdom never had to deal with Shlak

[queen lotus]

Well

Shlak won

Everyone else

Kinda eliminated

Big F

So anyways

[analog sierra]

Uhhh

[verbal basin]

Part 2 Electirc Boogaloo

[valid seal]

o7

[analog sierra]

I have until an hour Xm

[frail ice]

World War 3

[valid seal]

goodbye shlak

[verbal basin]

Almost Heaven

[stable berry]

i got 4th by barley doing anything

[verbal basin]

West Virginia

[stable berry]

😎

[queen lotus]

I'm sorry Rand0m

[analog sierra]

An hour and i go into my second class and my phone is taken away

[valid seal]

most beautiful turkish city

[queen lotus]

I have to work in 30

I can do this

[verbal basin]

Coolio

Until next time gamers

[queen lotus]

HOW ARE THEY

Ok

[verbal basin]

HE FUCKING LIVED

[valid seal]

SHLAK LIVES!

[verbal basin]

Fucking Cockroaches

[valid seal]

wow racist

[frail ice]

ok now it's dead

[valid seal]

LOL

[frail ice]

WHAT

[verbal basin]

Is this the plot of fallout or smth

[primal grove]

Did it come back to life??

[queen lotus]

How is he

[stable berry]

drop the anti matter bomb

[frail ice]

We're all done

we all left

[queen lotus]

Alright that was a fun one

[valid seal]

💪

[frail ice]

we couldn't take it

[analog sierra]

Fallout new Vegas I own ALL the bars

[valid seal]

coulda dropped 10 tsars i woulda lived

god mf damn

[queen lotus]

So class

What did we learn?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lGRsHdcdSeYrxNjTCg9cIpxqUS_jqhi7EvD2id_dkxM/edit

Go ahead and make notes

Everyone can edit it

[primal grove]

[frail ice]

Don't let Shlak rig the nuke roulette

[analog sierra]

I won’t be able to access it until I get home

[queen lotus]

Mobile.

[analog sierra]

Ok but if my phone does the funny and uses my business email I’m not touching it

[queen lotus]

I uhhh

Idk about that

[analog sierra]

Ok idk if it used my business email or not

[valid seal]

[e-mail]

[analog sierra]

I hope to god it’s anonymous but if google did what it usually does I’m actually gonna fucking switch to yahoo

[queen lotus]

I mean it uses my very old email from like

2014

Oh wait no

My email from like 2018

When I was edgy retard

[primal grove]

Lmao

[analog sierra]

Cause I have my business email and then I have my shitty alt email I use for fucking around and is based on all the joke names my friends call me

[queen lotus]

Yeah my email is just for this and Discord

I assign everything else to usually my actual email

[verbal basin]

Literally just used a throwaway account I made like

3 years ago

Unless it used my usual email

In which case fuck you google

[stable berry]

i think it uses the one you use discord with

[analog sierra]

OH FUCK

[stable berry]

simply only ban orcs and keep elves drawfs and humans

[analog sierra]

SHIT

FUCKITY FUCK

[primal grove]

Wut

[verbal basin]

Doxxing Bartender Speedrun any%

[stable berry]

what hapen

[verbal basin]

You see, this was all part of the plan to get your business email

[analog sierra]

This is not funny

[queen lotus]

Lads let's not

[verbal basin]

Nah I'm just trolling

[analog sierra]

I’m paranoid as hell now

I’m actually gonna transfer the emails fuck you

[stable berry]

did you join the doc or something

[analog sierra]

I PRESSES THE LINK ON MOBILE

[stable berry]

i didnt see anyone join besides xmmx with an email

[kind night]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

[stable berry]

the others where anonymous

[primal grove]

What was it 💀

[kind night]

a pipebomb

no it was uh

the fucking

[primal grove]

Yo send me that

[kind night]

Industrial Revolution and its Consequences

book

[primal grove]

Lmao and they took it for what💀

[analog sierra]

THE GOVERNMENT IS CONTROLLING YOUR FINANCIAL PURCHASES

[kind night]

and also the Anarchists Cookbook

[verbal basin]

Oh no

[kind night]

dw about why im buying those

[verbal basin]

Ein is now on a watchlist somewhere

[primal grove]

Im doing industrial revolution rn actually

[verbal basin]

Not even a joke he probably is

[kind night]

I am

[primal grove]

[analog sierra]

I already am

[kind night]

I knew how to make a pressure cooker bomb at one point

I dont have the file anymore

[primal grove]

Teach me

[kind night]

I deleted it like 2 years aho

[queen lotus]

I've closed the rule doc link

[analog sierra]

I know full damn well what people say here and what I say gets me out high up on the watchlist

[primal grove]

Damnit

[queen lotus]

If you wanna test your writing skills

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1afPfFlpV4O504T81jBxvmWXb06A_0XD3nW8_wYXBqwc/edit

[primal grove]

I suck at writing so na

[kind night]

I owned Worldbox a year before it was on Steam

[verbal basin]

The fanfic!

[kind night]

[verbal basin]

[primal grove]

[analog sierra]

I don’t know how exactly to make one but I know a very easy way to make one

[kind night]

I also had access to a guide to making Meth and Cocaine at one point

[verbal basin]

I know how to make enough chlorine gas to kill someone

Surprisingly easy

[kind night]

I remember something about “Bricks” with it

[primal grove]

Just get gunpowder and put it in a jar with a fuse

[kind night]

I lost it in like 2017

[primal grove]

Homemade explosives

[analog sierra]

I have a guide for meth and smoke and lethal carcinogen gas grenades

[primal grove]

Where do I obtain such knowledge

[stable berry]

put panda when im not a panda

im a red panda

[primal grove]

For research purposes

[kind night]

I think there was some stuff with like drying stuff out or whatever

[stable berry]

big difference

[kind night]

and microwaves

[analog sierra]

I also found a guide on how to make gunpowder

[primal grove]

Pretty sure that’s common knowledge

[verbal basin]

Yeah it is

It's actually refining it to a useful degree that's hard

[primal grove]

I want to make a potato cannot but it’s illegal where I live

There surprisingly easy to make

[analog sierra]

It’s a more potent recipe plus it’s for big batches of the shit and I don’t have the paperwork for actually manufacturing it so it’s illegal for me

[primal grove]

Ah

[analog sierra]

Oh yeah

[patent dirge]

Tf happened?

[analog sierra]

I remember why I made sure I got most of the recipe forgotten from my brain

It’s cause someone was trying to make their own explosive

[queen lotus]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lGRsHdcdSeYrxNjTCg9cIpxqUS_jqhi7EvD2id_dkxM/edit

Sharpened the rules

[primal grove]

I wonder how powerful u can make potato cannons

[analog sierra]

Powerful enough you turn them basically into riot control weapons

[kind night]

I used a potato cannon in people playground to rip someones head off

so

[primal grove]

What if you use explosive potato’s

[ornate furnace]

Death by potato

[analog sierra]

You don’t need explosive potato’s to make it lethal

[patent dirge]

Guerilla warfare is fair game, the use of chemical gasses and/or biological warfare is not.

Germany sad

Vietnam happy

[primal grove]

That would be sad “died to potato’s” on a gravestone

[analog sierra]

Put in a lacross ball and aim carefully

[ornate furnace]

Shoot a potato so hard it turns into a baked potato

[primal grove]

Well yes but explosives

[kind night]

Put in SCP-018

[primal grove]

[ornate furnace]

I’m gonna shove 018 in your mouth

[kind night]

Im gonna shove these 2 balls into your mouth

[queen lotus]

There is a plague

[primal grove]

Make it 3 and we have a deal

[ornate furnace]

Which sport?

[queen lotus]

In the game

And I banned it because it wipes out entire kingdoms

[patent dirge]

nah bro

[kind night]

[patent dirge]

Blame it on rats

[queen lotus]

No there's an actual plague option

[analog sierra]

Guerillas in Vietnam also used Gas just not very much

[queen lotus]

Rats can mutate the plague or you can spread plague manually

[analog sierra]

It was most common in tunnels they used that were trapped

[patent dirge]

look

[primal grove]

Yes

[patent dirge]

chemical warfare is the best

[primal grove]

It’s unfair

Tbh explosions better

[queen lotus]

Yeah I'm gonna make that system tonight

The punishment / roll / disaster system

Currently I resort to nukes

[primal grove]

Megatons or kilotons

[patent dirge]

Look

Boom booms arent chemical

If no one reports it

[analog sierra]

But they can be

[patent dirge]

So uhh

I got a question

Why

Did xmmx do this?

[primal grove]

Huh

[analog sierra]

Also cluster munitions outlaw kinda sucks cause the US used to have a big missile that released a fuck ton of other missiles

[patent dirge]

Was he too lazy to get hoi4

[analog sierra]

So a big fuck you to the infantry and anything on the ground

[patent dirge]

mother of all bombs

[analog sierra]

Not Moab

[patent dirge]

I'm wrong

[primal grove]

Tsar bomba on top

[patent dirge]

I'm crying

[primal grove]

Moab is tiny compared to tsar

[analog sierra]

It was something else

[patent dirge]

I swear

so uh

[queen lotus]

HoI4 sucks

[patent dirge]

Tsar was made during stalin

[patent dirge]

Yes

[queen lotus]

This game is a sandbox game that's just nothing serious but can be a lot of fun

[primal grove]

Yea obv it was during the Cold War

[stable berry]

but you can play as sweden and join the axis

[patent dirge]

cities are gonna be decimated

[queen lotus]

I'm not a femboy.

[primal grove]

Well that’s if ww3 breaks out

[stable berry]

would be a very cool game if it wasnt so fucking boring

[patent dirge]

Ukraine

[queen lotus]

Why do you think I do this with many people?

[patent dirge]

Wait...

[primal grove]

And tsar bomba isn’t even being manufactured because it’s so heavy and unpractical for war

[patent dirge]

How do you even..do this?

[queen lotus]

Also is that the dude that said Hop sucked at ULTRAKILL?

[primal grove]

It’s just a game of chicken at this point

[patent dirge]

fuck o-

[primal grove]

I doubt something big is gonna happen

[turbid swift]

We have a Nintendo direct today

[queen lotus]

I have goos news

I beat Hop at P-1

[patent dirge]

Big technology = heavy

[turbid swift]

Please give me Silksong news

[patent dirge]

YAAAAAAA

[primal grove]

Yea it was a couple tons

[queen lotus]

I actually beat people on the speedrun leaderboard for the P-1 level

[patent dirge]

heavier than car

[queen lotus]

I submitted the run but idk if I will be Ranked and let alone where

[primal grove]

It’s power had to be halved and it still was to big

It was 100 megatons originally

[verbal basin]

Might as well pray for God to end world hunger

[queen lotus]

I put humans down

[verbal basin]

At least that's more likely

[queen lotus]

They make kingdom

[patent dirge]

ok

[queen lotus]

I assign kingdom to Discord users

Whoever has the biggest wins

[turbid swift]

[verbal basin]

Imagine not being a Worldbox enjoyer

[queen lotus]

Worldbox is boring and simple

But stuff like this

Makes it really fun

[primal grove]

Yes

[verbal basin]

Personally I enjoy watching kingdoms grow and shit

[patent dirge]

hm

[signal lynx]

this is loud

[queen lotus]

That and the people's reactions are worth it

[turbid swift]

Burbger rino ceraus

[patent dirge]

so uh

It just goes to all out war

[verbal basin]

I like seeing the great world spanning empire splinter in the middle of war and just dissolving

[stable berry]

worldbox is very fun when you kill people

[queen lotus]

Anyways I have to work, cya and have a good day

[turbid swift]

[analog sierra]

Atomsnow

[primal grove]

K cya

[kind night]

good luck

[sinful socket]

What's happening-

[turbid swift]

You’re mom

[sinful socket]

._.

[mild rune]

me when I DIE

[turbid swift]

Bae made

[kind night]

worldbox

[patent dirge]

...

I wanna host an event too.

[kind night]

I can host the public doing of your mother

on February 22nd at 6:00 AM CST

at uh

[patent dirge]

January 22th

[kind night]

Arlington

[patent dirge]

Ok so

I plan to stream what.

[kind night]

your mom being done

on February 22nd

[patent dirge]

NO

[kind night]

at 6:00 AM cst

[patent dirge]

no

hmmm

[kind night]

[patent dirge]

Oh I got an idea

Trenches

[kind night]

yea

your mom is being done

in the Trenches

at 6:00 AM February 22nd

[patent dirge]

YES

Trenches roblox

We stream it

And your mom is done in the background

[stable berry]

trenches roblox is awesome!!!!!

best roblock game ever

[patent dirge]

Yeah ngl

Pretty good

Too bad no one uses plans

[stable berry]

Your telling me i have to plan out my trench

[patent dirge]

sadly, yes

[stable berry]

There's another cool roblox game

[patent dirge]

If we wanna win

[stable berry]

I think it was entrenched

Ww1 game

Very cool

[patent dirge]

I like trenches more

[patent dirge]

^

[stable berry]

Yeah

[patent dirge]

We wish

[stable berry]

Being able to make the trenches and artillery and stuff is very cool

[signal lynx]

Here's lossless version of the video I made few weeks ago, enjoy less compression

[patent dirge]

For the day where theres a server that listens to you

[stable berry]

Engineer entrenched main

[patent dirge]

Has plans

[patent dirge]

Chad.png

[stable berry]

It is very annoying that on day 2 people make like 5 different artillerys instead of getting one up first

[patent dirge]

nah bro

[stable berry]

If all 5 of you people hit one you will get done faster

[patent dirge]

Be tankfish and get 28 arty

[stable berry]

Tanks in trenches are big poooy fart faces

[patent dirge]

yes

[stable berry]

They always crash because the driver is stupid or the whole map has trenches

[patent dirge]

If used wrong

[stable berry]

I think my teammates just can't drive

Yes go right through the trenches I'm sure that will go well

[patent dirge]

dum momento

[stable berry]

People want to add a leaderboard into trenches

How to make people cooperate even less

[patent dirge]

Yes

gonna be some battlefield servers

No cooperating

Just...murder

[stable berry]

Little timmy wants top of kill leaderboard not teamwork

[patent dirge]

Indeed

[valid seal]

yo

[patent dirge]

?

[primal grove]

Who likes cheddar cheese

[stable berry]

No

[patent dirge]

Idk

[jaunty obsidian]

Cheese I love cheese it’s so good yeah I love

[worldly helm]

don't enter adidas website

[bitter solar]

ok

I just did :(

[worldly helm]

😳

[bitter solar]

There were nothing wrong

[worldly helm]

wait

bruh

ok

[quartz cypress]

idk like 5 or 6 times

i havent counted them

[torpid flint]

several

hl1 is fun :D

bhopping with my current mouse is weird tho i prefer a old janky scroll wheel

that satisfying click AND the bhopping accuracy

[quartz cypress]

no need to bhop the movement is fast by default

and smooth

like the brain of half life 2 fans

[patent dirge]

How bhop

[quartz cypress]

idk lol

never learned

only can surf a little

too bad unity doesnt have bhop or surf

as far as i know

only quake like engines

does source 2 have bhop and surf

[analog sierra]

You run to gain momentum, then jump and when you land, jump again at the right time and at a consistent rhythm. DO NOT HOLD YOUR FORWARD MOVEMENT KEY IT WILL KILL YOUR MOMENTUM

That’s the basics of it

That’s how you go forward

[patent dirge]

Mods pin this

[quartz cypress]

you need to bind

[quartz cypress]

mods? the game is on unity not source

scp sl

lol wrong server ig

[analog sierra]

If you bhop a lot you should bind your jump to your mouse wheel scroll if you can

[patent dirge]

Man

[quartz cypress]

yeah

[stable berry]

You stupid!

[analog sierra]

Other games with like sliding or smooth crouching it’s better to hold crouch and bhop

[quartz cypress]

you can bhop on unity? i didnt know that

[torpid flint]

i want to learn deathmatch

[quartz cypress]

i dont play hl deathmatch

[torpid flint]

the one thats in hl1

not the special version for it

Take a peek 👀 at this LOD

[ornate furnace]

Oh people still play death match?

[dire widget]

Yes

All 4 of them

[ornate furnace]

I thought there was 2

[dire widget]

Taylor swift & George bush started playing

[jaunty obsidian]

Ze deutschland

[warm hinge]

2 of them were real german words

[dire widget]

@turbid swift I have encountered mr soos

i now regret not getting air parrying

[dire widget]

@turbid swift learnt how to parry

Monsoos was easy as balls after I learnt how

[ornate furnace]

So you only decided to learn how to parry now

[uneven urchin]

Probably the best freezeframe I've ever had

[silent cave]

he's on his way

but to where?

[ornate furnace]

YOU RAISE ME UUUUP

SOOO HIGH

[uneven urchin]

Did TF2 with Viper and he was immediately autobalanced to the other team. Here's some antics.

[ornate furnace]

Death

[uneven urchin]

And that's the extent of today's clips

[peak geyser]

it’s hard if you have a broken hand

[dire widget]

good thing i only have a broken leg

@turbid swift so what exactly are memes

[mortal eagle]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/sven-co-op/addons/sunkist-half-life-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-for-sven-co-op

SUNKIST

!!

[peak geyser]

the dna of the soul (real)

[dire widget]

You telling me i do what I do because of memes

[peak geyser]

yes

[dire widget]

Damn

[dire remnant]

I have lost interest in relationships after my crush dumped me

[gentle hinge]

This might be worth watching

[exotic agate]

Definitely worth it

[mortal eagle]

shoe bill

[vocal moss]

i know league of legends in here is punishable by death, but...

[turbid swift]

Stop playing league

Bad game

@exotic agate the pooch in question:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/636921338614906887/765014367133106176/image0.jpg

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/636921338614906887/765014367505874974/image1.jpg

[exotic agate]

Coolio

[earnest dragon]

viper playing pyro, the class of furrys?

how fitting

[peak ocean]

@urban cedar bob official playe rs

[urban cedar]

cell phoe

[turbid swift]

MEMES

[turbid swift]

I couldn't so it was hard for me

[peak ocean]

the isle 2020 so funny

[urban cedar]

theri

[peak ocean]

yes

i sat on deathmatch servers for hours playing theri just to piss people off

[urban cedar]

legacy

[peak ocean]

coping mechanism

bro i played since 2016 legacy was the good shit

so was progression

now its gone

foreve

r

[barren pagoda]

im actually offended to see this game being played unironically

[barren pagoda]

legacy also fills me with insurmountable rage

I am based and thus play EVRIMA

[dire widget]

Yeh took me a while to realise that I can’t parry twice on the same movement turn

Basically just have to press light attack and the movement key in rhythm to parry his long ass attacks

[stable berry]

Path of titans 🤢
Beasts of bermuda 🤢

The isle 😎

[mild rune]

pnackae

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spxLQvkUcIw

this goes so fucking hard

[barren pagoda]

extremely based

PoT and BoB make me upset

[cosmic aspen]

They all suck

Boring dinosaur Roleplay games

[dusty night]

how
the spawn is like 200 meters away

[ornate scroll]

from @turbid swift

This could be an scp

[turbid swift]

But I found it on r/backrooms

[dire widget]

That looks like mewtoo

[brave solstice]

173 redesign

[queen lotus]

Just a few

[delicate viper]

multimc instances

[analog sierra]

Ubyhuv of moon

[stable berry]

Who wins

Rhusdbej or hfuejdjeen

[turbid swift]

ill take the men 2

[stable berry]

Or fbejjdjej

[queen lotus]

Cress said the map might be too small

[stable berry]

Ill would want the omaby

[queen lotus]

Thoughts on a bigger one?

[stable berry]

Most of its water so

It should probably be bigger

[turbid swift]

eh this one

ehhh

[stable berry]

Naval warfare

[queen lotus]

Island hopping could be fun

[stable berry]

Awooga

I like that one

[analog sierra]

Yeah

That’s good

[turbid swift]

yep this one

[queen lotus]

Or just go big

[stable berry]

That one is nice also

[analog sierra]

Coin flip?

To choose

[queen lotus]

I kind of

It doesn't save

So it's PUBG or reroll another random gen

[stable berry]

The bir

[queen lotus]

I'll occupy Yr of Moon

[analog sierra]

I choose the Great Uchy

[pearl stream]

I'll get Imperium

[turbid swift]

ill take eberi of moon

[queen lotus]

3 more people or they're random ig

[woven glen]

I take the bir

[queen lotus]

@rotund sapphire Hello

The Bir is taken

Here wait

[woven glen]

Fuck

[woven glen]

I take the moon

Or no

[queen lotus]

And you take the moon

[woven glen]

Ot

I take ot

Cress.

[pearl stream]

hi

[woven glen]

Final decision I take ot

Hiii

[stable berry]

I choose the bir because it's name is funny