media-posts

[vivid badger]

https://tenor.com/view/dbd-deadbydaylight-dwight-michael-myers-fortnite-gif-24068101

[spring current]

XxXscpkid_096XxX

[patent dirge]

idk jeus

over here in egypt its on the army here

[vivid badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/702702791314898945/934707615718580274/unknown.png

wtf happened to my space ninja

[brave basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708659039785058335/934718489241976882/stridsvagn_122_sunday-1.mp4

[brave basin]

a

[runic beacon]

So that's what it's for

[brave basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/934237115837976646/epic_embed_fail.gif

👍

[runic beacon]

https://c.tenor.com/jNzyLSukKuEAAAAM/ironic-star-wars.gif

[rotund sapphire]

@uneven urchin

[violet rover]

yes there WAS a door there before

not door, elevator

but it had no use

[violet rover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/934237115837976646/epic_embed_fail.gif

[brave basin]

Sus

[cloud epoch]

hi everyone how are you today

[twin quest]

the guard shouldve been dead

what is this

[winter delta]

Diabolical achievment

[ornate furnace]

Got damn!

[ruby beacon]

skill issue

[twin quest]

true true

[covert zealot]

Lol you don’t exist here anymore

[uneven urchin]

👀

[dire widget]

the pomson video

guarantee 5/6ths of the video is gay porn

[vestal rampart]

[ornate furnace]

If mikels clip is in that video I will riot

I don’t even know what his clip is but I bet it sucks!

[vestal rampart]

It is very cool

[stable berry]

Tf2 fans when i tell them fish sticks isn't actually a weapon balancing expert

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-travis-scott-apology-travis-astroworld-gif-23723017

[ornate furnace]

I hate the people who just suck his dick

[dire widget]

who

[ornate furnace]

“Bro! Why are you using the hitmans heatseaker! The bazaar bargain is objectively better!”

Youtuber who makes tf2 weapons reviews

[stable berry]

Said the cleaners carbine was bad smh

And the shortstop

[ornate furnace]

It’s a cool weapon!

WTH!

[uneven urchin]

But he said he liked using the shortstop!

[stable berry]

But the shortstop is way better then he says

[uneven urchin]

I killed a scout >:(

Anyways yeah fish’s videos are ok but they aren’t perfect

His video on the back scatter did it 0 justice smh

[ornate furnace]

Was it juan.gonzales2007?

[stable berry]

The backscatter is the

Second worst scattergun

[ornate furnace]

Backscatter is just okay

[uneven urchin]

My favorite video of his was probably the baby face’s blaster one, bc I had never used the weapon until I saw his strategy and it was actually fun

[uneven urchin]

Yeah.
Looks cool though, which makes it like, objectively the best.

I’m just saying that his video on it was just him complaining for like 10 minutes

[stable berry]

The third degree video was super stretched out

That video suck

[limber oxide]

yo is it possible for two guys to enter in a private match in containment zone? I mean like the one with a historical line, not the multiplayer servers

[ornate furnace]

How long was the video?

[uneven urchin]

@ornate furnace

[stable berry]

17 minutes

[ornate furnace]

Ok that clip is pretty funny ngl

Has a pretty decent chance

Completely japes the scout

[uneven urchin]

Scout got read like a book 😎

[ornate furnace]

💀

[stable berry]

Pvz sound 😳

[ornate furnace]

How tf do you talk about the third degree for 17 minutes

[uneven urchin]

Objectively the best killsound

[ornate furnace]

Maybe like 5 minutes

[uneven urchin]

Well first he had to explain the first and second degrees

[stable berry]

Garden warfare 2 🥺

[ornate furnace]

[stable berry]

The third degree video is basically "it's a direct upgrade but it's to situational to be good" for 17 minutes

[uneven urchin]

The third degree is bad compared to other pyro melees but in the very very rare scenario of having a heavy with multiple medics up its ass it can be fun. It's just that barely happens

[stable berry]

Tf2 pyro meeles
-powerjack or homewrecker
-bad

[uneven urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8AvZRUW3FE&ab_channel=Toopy

This is the best third degree clip

[ornate furnace]

Axetinguisher!

[stable berry]

Who?

[ornate furnace]

Fcuk yuo!

[uneven urchin]

Real men prefer the postal pummeler

On that note, why does the postal pummeler exist?

Such an odd reskin

[stable berry]

Pyro sharks

[ornate furnace]

The kill icon is cool I guess

[stable berry]

Neon situational

[uneven urchin]

Dude why the hell doesn't the gas passer count as being wet

Neon was robbed

[ornate furnace]

Ikr

But piss and blood counts

[stable berry]

Let's kick this retard pyro

[ornate furnace]

It’s weird

[uneven urchin]

neon + pocket scout

new meta

[stable berry]

Fish is a direct upgrade

[uneven urchin]

(he uses the sun on a stick)

[ornate furnace]

Iron bomber is a direct update

[stable berry]

You can tell if a spy deadrang with holy mackeral

Same with hothand but hothand sucks

[uneven urchin]

I distinctly remember a moment when I was a pyro working on a contract:

• in building
• friendly scout runs up to me with sun on a stick, says help
• say thanks, the bond is now formed
• exit building
• am immediately headshot

that poor scout never got his crit

[stable berry]

https://youtu.be/uPYgIkRA9b8

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989

Lego star wars the force awakens is underrated

[knotty solar]

Holy shit

Tanki online

[runic beacon]

it's tanki x

[tardy zealot]

Finally came in

[tardy zealot]

I’m going to put it in a jar

[stable berry]

The 096 plush looks stupid

[ruby beacon]

yeah

[subtle parrot]

taco bell kill sound + vine thud hitsound

turn your tf2 match into a 21st century humor meme

[tulip vessel]

looks like ass

[ornate furnace]

Burn it to turn it into 106

[rotund sapphire]

@uneven urchin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yikZV5-EliE

[dire widget]

re al

[ornate furnace]

Day of reckoning

[uneven urchin]

it's time

[ornate furnace]

holy shit the video has 1 hour

is the weapon this bad?

damn

[frail ice]

Anaconda my beloved

[weak flicker]

oh my god

tanki online

[hollow gale]

i miss that game

[stable berry]

five nights at freddys

is this where you want to be

[stone sundial]

@turbid swift fuck you

[turbid swift]

WHAT IS THAT MR.HUBERT

[pliant mirage]

Sex update leaks

[ornate furnace]

shhhh, they are watching a movie...

[mortal eagle]

i dont have friends to play portal 2 co-op

https://tenor.com/view/sulfuric-gif-24458333

[mortal eagle]

also that is not a movie

[ornate furnace]

SHUT UP

(smsosh referenece)

[snow tapir]

slight problem...

⚠️

You have alerted the horde

[vivid badger]

saving this for later thanks discord for the 8mb upload limit on non boosted servers

[visual cedar]

I agree

[uneven urchin]

objectively false

[violet rover]

false

[runic beacon]

It's tanki x not tanki online

[turbid swift]

any gun is better than a gun without bullets

[hollow gale]

its pretty much quite the same -_-

[runic beacon]

No

The only thing that is the same is concept and tanks

Everything else is different

Graphics, physics

State of the game

Tanki online is pay2win shit

[hollow gale]

Nah

its the same

get a tank and shoot

no difference

but tanki is shit now

[glass warren]

1 hour on the pomson

[runic beacon]

So tanki online, tanki x, world of tanks, war thunder are the same games?

[hollow gale]

Pretty much, its the same concept

[turbid swift]

mannn tf no servers alive again

all northwood is dead

and spark

[cyan ore]

No wtf why and how

[bright hinge]

My man its 11 AM on a Monday

Ofc no one is playing

[turbid swift]

fair enough

didnt think abt that

well

now there 8 ppl

lmao

failed

[urban trout]

free

there ya go

[snow pecan]

awit

how did u get to there tho?

also who r u playing with?

[ornate furnace]

We used portals and those solar tubes

Playing with friend of mine

He has over 100 hours in portal so he knows this stuff

[floral hull]

yo

[snow pecan]

dang

[snow pecan]

I got a friend to play with

and ended up with something funny

I'll drop the image in DM

[vestal rampart]

Would've thought they would just jump down

[ornate furnace]

Me too

Guess he was in shock

[snow tapir]

i am on a hitlist for bayc because i stole all their nfts

[urban trout]

Great

[jovial stirrup]

Send this to another server lol

[strange wagon]

[unique gate]

Shark with scoliosis

[covert zealot]

No

[violet rover]

you had to ruin it with black background didnt you

[ornate scroll]

from @gentle tree

[trim slate]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[peak geyser]

this game sucks

[earnest dragon]

Skill issue

[vocal moss]

i lost that game, goku black is broken

[mild rune]

all the child groomers

[analog sierra]

auto combo game

[vocal moss]

more skill than mortal kombat

[visual cedar]

how about this

[barren pagoda]

goku black isnt even OP he's just really beginner friendly

[turbid swift]

yoooooo thats not good

[open crystal]

war in europe lets go

ww3 baby

bring the axis powers back from the dead for round 2

[barren pagoda]

looks like fun

[bright hinge]

We're fucked

[turbid swift]

yeah ukraine is gonna be wacky

i dont think russia is gonna back down

[uneven urchin]

WWIII
WWIII
NEW COD GAMES FOR ALL ETERNITY

[bright hinge]

Im waiting until people start panick buying

[turbid swift]

and new guns to add to SL

you know what they say about the world wars

[bright hinge]

With the way COD is going they are gonna fuck it up

[turbid swift]

they advance technology quickly

[bright hinge]

I'm still having nightmares from the AOT and COD collaboration

Levi

[uneven urchin]

My mind come WWIII, split between my moral compass and my excitement to see what new guns get developed

[rancid fox]

yeah get ready for kickass railguns and laser weapons as long as we don't nuke ourselves back to the stone age

[turbid swift]

yeah im not excited for the death

[white plover]

morality shmorality, we are just getting rid of some countries that most americans cannot even find on a map

[uneven urchin]

alright you've convinced me

[turbid swift]

you couild almost bet that the americans are gonna do a draft again

[uneven urchin]

gun time it is

[uneven urchin]

can't wait to die for country that shall not be named!

[bright hinge]

Well some of us are pretty close to that country and don't really want Russia not stopping after Ukraine

[uneven urchin]

you dont gotta edit the message to not be a ping bro, idc

[turbid swift]

Evil Taliban be like: Death For America!

[uneven urchin]

Learn photography. Take war photos. Make bank.

[white plover]

i was more talking about every country ending in -stan because twitter is cringe

[white plover]

i edit because typo

[uneven urchin]

gotcha

[white plover]

(my fingers are too big)

[bright hinge]

Gets killed by the CIA for leaking warcrimes

[uneven urchin]

The highest honor any journalist can receive. Die rich and mysteriously, that's what I always say

[uneven urchin]

fat.

[turbid swift]

it would be funny if russia just keeps going and nato is just gets assblasted from inorganization

[turbid swift]

but that would be bad!!!

because war is bad!!!

[white plover]

Learn photography
it's just a picture, bro

[bright hinge]

Pictures gotta be good tho

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/775752263981072414/814684181681930330/image0-18.gif

[white plover]

that's just camera quality
having more camera skill won't help you capture war crimes in 8k

[turbid swift]

i almost bet that my country is gonna have tons of protests to not get involved, its our blood

[uneven urchin]

cowards

[bright hinge]

Your country being?

If I may ask

[turbid swift]

New Zealand

[bright hinge]

Yeah makes sense

[uneven urchin]

Drusselstein

[white plover]

:oof:

[turbid swift]

its not like its a bad thing anyways, didnt want to die in a war that literally has nearly 0 influence on us

nor do i want my fellow people die either

[white plover]

it's fine, new Zealand can just spectate

[bright hinge]

I love our new liberal German government getting shit for not exporting more weapons than the old corrupt conservative one

[white plover]

no one wants that place anyway

[turbid swift]

yeah

[uneven urchin]

If I get drafted my #1 goal is unironically to bring home some sort of war trophy or die trying. Top priority is enemy sidearm. Second priority is enemy foreskins.

[bright hinge]

Isn't that a crime now?

War souvenirs

[uneven urchin]

It'll be the least concerning crime of WWIII

And nobody needs to know but my grandkids

[white plover]

my guy, these people are all circ'ed

[uneven urchin]

Damn

[white plover]

and get a primary arm instead

go big

[uneven urchin]

I'll stick with plan A then

[turbid swift]

take their testicles

[uneven urchin]

Tru, go big or go home

[barren pagoda]

i hope china is destroyed in WWIII

i mean that in the nicest way possible

[violet rover]

kill your teammates and blame it on the host for allowing FF

[uneven urchin]

Dude a single bomb on the Three Gorges Dam and all their industrial power is gone

Would be the easiest dub of the century

[turbid swift]

I cant wait for paradox to make a game about this war

[white plover]

and fail

[turbid swift]

the issue with that tho is that millions- hundreds of millions are effected by that

[barren pagoda]

if china suffers no thing i will become infuriated

[uneven urchin]

Yes that's what happens in war

[turbid swift]

potentially hundreds of millions death bc of flooding

that wouldnt look good

[uneven urchin]

Ok we'll give China a heads up that we plan to bomb them so they can evacuate everyone before we destroy their industrial power

[turbid swift]

itll make the black book of communism a joke

[uneven urchin]

As polite wargoers do

[barren pagoda]

tell everyone but the government

i want them wiped off the map

respectfully, of course

[uneven urchin]

Agreed, respectfully

[uneven urchin]

Perfect

It even has marine-level handwriting

[barren pagoda]

see if your social credit can buy you not getting fucking nuked

[turbid swift]

i hope for no nukes lmao

[barren pagoda]

okay but on china tho

[turbid swift]

especially if a country loses

no

[barren pagoda]

think about this

[turbid swift]

no nukes mr fatphobic

[white plover]

ok but let's raise the stakes

[turbid swift]

nukes are a lose-lose situation

[barren pagoda]

well once the chinese are gone i can move to my next targets

[uneven urchin]

But have you considered:
-Several nukes

[barren pagoda]

the fats

[white plover]

the actual fighting will be done like normal, but the losing team gets nuked

[turbid swift]

draft only fat people into the army

[white plover]

ez

[barren pagoda]

they arguably can take more bullets

[turbid swift]

they either die or get fit

[uneven urchin]

Clutch or kick

[bitter solar]

They cant

[barren pagoda]

then why are they fat

[white plover]

technically, they can

[barren pagoda]

if they can't take more bullets then why are they fat

no advantage

[bitter solar]

More surface area means more bullets are going to hit them

[bright hinge]

I think they just have more surface for a possible hit

[turbid swift]

omg its literally like HOI4

[uneven urchin]

Weight watchers after inventing the fat draft

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-money-gif-9679879

[turbid swift]

kinda sus

[white plover]

wave using his GD sense on fat people

"pls buff"

[turbid swift]

the baltics are about to get invaded epic styled

[uneven urchin]

Honestly you could cure the American obesity issue with a draft for fat people

• those drafted get put in shame
• people lose weight to dodge the draft

it's a win win

[bitter solar]

True

[white plover]

in all seriousness, fat people can probably tank an extra bullet due to extra body mass/fluids

[barren pagoda]

im glad that, as a straight white man, they are allowing a more diverse group of people into the military, as it means I have less of a chance to have to go because all the female, LGBTQ and other diverse peoples can go before me

[bitter solar]

But it would only work on males

[uneven urchin]

Then make a 2nd one that exclusively targets women.
For diversity, of course.

[uneven urchin]

I think someone did the math and you'd need like 7 feet of fat to be bulletproof, but don't quote me on that.

[open crystal]

he's true

[barren pagoda]

bring in the beasts

[white plover]

i said one extra bullet, i did Not say bulletproof

[uneven urchin]

Yeah but I'm talkin super soldier

Everybody gangsta until Big Mitch walks off a .50 cal

[open crystal]

if i am ever to take on a military role, it will be as a commanding officer ordering my men to charge head-straight into death. because i think that would be really funny

[white plover]

7 feet of fat is not a super soldier, it's a fucking wall

[turbid swift]

erectin' a sentry

[open crystal]

didnt build level 5 railways, russia is gonna have no supply. can we restart the game and get a better russia

[white plover]

true, that shit ain't moving

[turbid swift]

they might be doing the transport plane exploit

[uneven urchin]

Roll it as you advance

[open crystal]

in that case thats against the rules. ban him for exploits

[white plover]

now this gets interesting

is that 7 feet diameter or radius?

may not be possible to roll that if it is radius

[open crystal]

i'd like to see new tactics develop in this war, we haven't had a major war in the past 80 or so years

also funny death tolls

and eventually leading into thermonuclear war

[uneven urchin]

NEW GUNS NEW GUNS NEW GUNS

[barren pagoda]

i hope there are no guns

swords and shields only

[open crystal]

fists only

[barren pagoda]

only guns are muskets

[uneven urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/455384903899545600/924069539774357544/nKTvtbVmrUIgbSMN.mp4

[barren pagoda]

with bayonets

[open crystal]

i am 1776

axis powers round 2?

[turbid swift]

SCPSL: World At War

[open crystal]

wonder what new ideology will europe turn to this time

[uneven urchin]

Warfare but EXCLUSIVELY fought with pitchfork bayonets

[open crystal]

cold war 2: the iron curtain is now the animal curtain because eastern europe turned into vegans

[white plover]

we just have to remember to clip our trickshots when we get drafted

[barren pagoda]

if the entirety of WWIII isn't fought like a fucking Dragon Ball fight with punching and energy blasts and flying and screaming frankly I'm not going

[uneven urchin]

I want someone in WWIII to just get domed by a 200-year-old musket and be forever known as the dude that somehow died to a musket in WWIII.

[open crystal]

well if anyone decides to invade the continental USA then that might happen

[white plover]

based musket user

[uneven urchin]

"What the devil?"

[uneven urchin]

MODERN BATTLES FOUGHT ON U.S. SOIL
LET ME DIG UP WAR RELICS IN 20 YEARS
LET ME GO MAGNET FISHING FOR MACHINE GUNS
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[open crystal]

Russian forces after landing in Alabama only to get ambushed by 1776 larpers with muskets

[open crystal]

the time is now for all true patriots to take up arms

[turbid swift]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
JOE BIDEN
VERSUS
PUTIN

BEGIN

[open crystal]

joe biden falls asleep and then putin is busy paying off the organizer so he can win

[uneven urchin]

I'm gonna go to war armed with my 3 flare guns and nothing else.

I'll recreate that one shot from meet the pyro.

[turbid swift]

pocket mortar

[open crystal]

i want to stab someone

i want to stab russian people

i want to shoot russian people

[uneven urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-uzi-hyperpop-pyro-team-fortress2-gif-20569500

This one

[white plover]

racism

[turbid swift]

dual wielding pocket mortar + bhop (boomer shooter)

[white plover]

UZI HYPERPOP

[open crystal]

that is like my entire ordeal

[uneven urchin]

If you backwards bhop over the Russian forces you can clip under the map and shoot through the floor (exploit)

[open crystal]

Russian troops invading Valve headquarters only to die to a strange scientist with a crowbar and hazard suit

[white plover]

Russians when the swamp starts speaking Donald Trump

[turbid swift]

get the berserk power up and rip and tear through the fat people

[open crystal]

fuck this could be the perfect thing to unite america under the banner of racism

if you dont support us you're a damned ruskie

[white plover]

nah, the pink-hairs will never allow it

[open crystal]

lol kill them

[white plover]

true

[turbid swift]

idk chief

[open crystal]

why doesnt the government just kill its enemies

[turbid swift]

war sounds kinda cringe

are you willing to die for your country?

[open crystal]

war is perfect

[turbid swift]

you literally play hoi4

[white plover]

well, you see, the idea is not to die

[open crystal]

preparation

[white plover]

make the other guy die for his country

[turbid swift]

you will die on the first day

[open crystal]

hoi4 has taught me that war for economy=good!!!!!

[uneven urchin]

any%

[turbid swift]

true...

[open crystal]

war brings about the climate for revolution too

which means i can gain legitimacy in the polls without looking like a maniac to the public

[turbid swift]

yeah i mean

we can finally have our global socialist revolution while the people at war have their play date

https://tenor.com/view/ira-march-iramarch-gif-21532480

[open crystal]

i have other plans

to quote Thomas S. Power, "if there are two Americans and one Russian left alive, we win!"

[turbid swift]

ono

[open crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802484629743206421/934857120472530984/ted-kaczynski_1.gif

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/475412697874169866/867432939025596426/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[open crystal]

nice ww1 machine gun

[turbid swift]

this is me when i

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/america-george-washington-cars-gif-10406293

[turbid swift]

spawn in as the top commander of the IRA

[open crystal]

just run the Russians over with our cars

[open crystal]

invading the continental united states would be the hardest thing ever

like almost impossible

[turbid swift]

You are:
IRA SERGEANT

[bitter solar]

SEMTEX

[turbid swift]

i want the IRA meme back

that was really fun

we all got irish names

[open crystal]

yeah

[turbid swift]

and irish pfps

that was so fun

[white plover]

no, because irish are losers

they lose

[open crystal]

sorry pal, Patreon Republic is the new cool

[turbid swift]

I want to try and get licensing for the song too so thats the introduction song

ill atleast ask

[open crystal]

ask the IRA lol

[turbid swift]

the guy who made that song is still alive

[open crystal]

"guys can i use your music for a game"

they'll probably say no lmao

[turbid swift]

https://www.theyoungwolfetones.com/?page_id=21

[white plover]

advertising

[turbid swift]

they have a soundcloud

[open crystal]

advertising

[turbid swift]

i will literally kill you

[open crystal]

so when does SL become grand strategy

sell Northwood to paradox

[bitter solar]

Sing it youre self

[white plover]

sl becomes singleplayer top-down rogue-like

[turbid swift]

we'll get fragik to make an irish folk song about the Irish Reservoir of Anomalies

[bitter solar]

Irısh folk song are great

[open crystal]

pan jansuz is an american patriot

which is why he kills all the class d when he gets to armory

[turbid swift]

you mean british?

[bitter solar]

THE CROWN ?

[turbid swift]

jan kalous is an IRA sympathiser

[open crystal]

no

[turbid swift]

thats why he allies himself with the IRA

[open crystal]

british people need a license for a tv

[jovial stirrup]

G'day

[turbid swift]

niiiice

[open crystal]

when would they ever fucking touch a gun

ever

they're too scared of it

[turbid swift]

i should

[open crystal]

you shouldn't

[turbid swift]

true

[open crystal]

plus whats the point if its not being added

[turbid swift]

Fragik... make irish folk song... NOW!!!

[uneven urchin]

SL takes place where Ireland is gone.
It was eaten by the creature from r/twosentencehorror.
Canon as of now.

[open crystal]

good

[turbid swift]

wtf!

[open crystal]

mikel is the lore master

do not question his decisions

[uneven urchin]

The IRA is now made entirely of Nigerians who have no clue what the IRA is but inhereted the organization due to a legal mishap.

[turbid swift]

stop ruining it

[uneven urchin]

I had to stop you before it was too late.

[turbid swift]

i know

[open crystal]

i like this

[turbid swift]

🙄

[uneven urchin]

I'll undo it in exchange for you beating FNaF 2

:trol:

[turbid swift]

nope

i wont even slightly consider it

shit game

[uneven urchin]

Ok I was gonna undo it anyway but you insulted fnaf 2 (fav game in series)

now permanent lore

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/640668079457697802/922191350122807316/ezgif-4-f23d6024ad.gif

[open crystal]

new zealand does not exist in SL lore

it is replaced by an island of trouts

as the trout population is doing very well

[turbid swift]

well thats good!!!

[uneven urchin]

New Zealand was destroyed in the Zealand War of 2025, where Old Zealand rose from the sea and fought New Zealand in a giant mecha battle for its place as a country.

[open crystal]

the entire world eats only meat in SL lore, and every country is now a state of the United States

[uneven urchin]

(Ok Alkyne I apologize for being Mr. No Fun you are free to make IRA jokes again)

[turbid swift]

thanks

https://tenor.com/view/ireland-flag-gif-11289770

[open crystal]

ok mikel, what happened to china in SL lore

[uneven urchin]

I bombed the Three Gorges Damn and millions drowned.

[open crystal]

i like this

ok mikel, what happened to yugoslavia in SL lore

[uneven urchin]

I then released trout into the flooded water, further increasing the trout population.

[uneven urchin]

Painfully unchanged.

Literally identical in every aspect.

[open crystal]

good

it was a failed state

unless tito gained immortality

[turbid swift]

Stephen Galeoto destroys the three gorges dam

[uneven urchin]

True ending

[open crystal]

pick up the great wall of china and place it on the border between eastern europe and russia

no more war!!!

[turbid swift]

keep out the russians

[open crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803706059629789204/935242756887048304/IMG_8517.png

lets go to war

it'll be glorious

[turbid swift]

yeah fuck draft

[open crystal]

i think the draft is funny because then the obesity rate will go down

there we go, i just solved the obesity problem

send fat people off to war

[turbid swift]

SO TRUE

WTF

also send everyone with an iq under 90 to front line

@open crystal zoo zifea?

[open crystal]

he's true

send the dumb people to die

[turbid swift]

yes

purge the weak/degenerated this way

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-zyzz-dancing-dancing-sikkunt-gif-24180193

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/america-george-washington-cars-gif-10406293

[turbid swift]

interesting

(this is terrible)

God bless USA

USA USA USA

[open crystal]

what is terrible

[turbid swift]

*this is terrific

[open crystal]

is making obesity go down not good?

[open crystal]

and then more people will stop getting obese

because then we scare them with the possibility of them dying in a war

[turbid swift]

so basically don’t eat burger

hey if they die the amount of obese people go back up

A burger a day keeps the government man away

Wait

A burger a day brings the government man

[open crystal]

true true. i do eat the bodies

[turbid swift]

IRA

[open crystal]

do not use fuse

[turbid swift]

you need to make it consistent tho

[open crystal]

no

[turbid swift]

the boring IRA vs the sigma male UCK

FREE KOSOVA

how the fuck is it still 33°C/91°F

average bananacrook vs pipebomb

average alkyne vs mighty kosovo liberation army

Kosovo

ovo

kill yourself

[open crystal]

kosovo

my homeland

[turbid swift]

shut up

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/kosov-kosovo-xd-gif-21431051

[turbid swift]

lol kosovo big struggle meanwhile Ireland is like “UHH BOLB THE BRIITSH LOL”

[open crystal]

we luv mountain goat

[open crystal]

so true

we hate all serbians

[turbid swift]

I hate Serbs

[open crystal]

if you are serbian

kill yourself

i dont care who you are

[brazen thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/als-albania-life-simulator-albania-albania-life-life-simulator-gif-21915441

[open crystal]

your nationality defines you

[turbid swift]

So true

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/shqiptar-albaner-albanian-shqipe-me-plis-gif-23102355

[turbid swift]

Like all Turks are weak sperm

[open crystal]

we balkan men hate someone more than serb

turks

[turbid swift]

🤝

[open crystal]

aka the roach of europe

united balkan federation against turkey

[turbid swift]

they invade ZAMN zersia

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/tucker-carlson-tucker-reaction-live-tucker-reaction-gif-21842546

"no you cannot eat children, nor can you boil cats and dogs alive, you have to act like a normal human being"

[turbid swift]

🇮🇷 🇵🇸 🇸🇦 🇮🇶 🇸🇾 🇱🇧 🇱🇾 🤝

🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🔥

[open crystal]

wtf but america so zool

[open crystal]

good

[turbid swift]

America a must stop finding israeimmediatel

[open crystal]

shoot more

[turbid swift]

PROHIBITION

BUT BY KILLING

[open crystal]

who is that

[turbid swift]

the imposter

NO ITS ROMANIAN STEALING SOMETHING

LOL

[open crystal]

in transylvania

[turbid swift]

WTF

oh lol

Ok make sense

[open crystal]

lol we see so many of them in kosovo with the UN shirts

everyone laugh at them but then they steal all our wallet

[turbid swift]

i hate un and nato

[open crystal]

united nuts

[turbid swift]

soo

United nuts

[open crystal]

weather is nice outside today

[turbid swift]

how's that uhhh possible invasion goin

[open crystal]

good

the war is good

[turbid swift]

invasion to where

[open crystal]

pig country

ukraine

[turbid swift]

Ukraine

Lol retards

Russia won’t invade it

[open crystal]

tf you mean

[turbid swift]

They have to quell Kazakhstan

Because there are monkeys who want to not be pro Russia there

[open crystal]

who care about stupid mongol larps when ukraine has wheat and pig and nato at ur doorstep

[turbid swift]

So Ukraine has time

[turbid swift]

Kazakhstan is ZOOD for zussia

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NdiQ78ZI_A&ab_channel=MaxiACT\

[open crystal]

you already see troop movements and stuf lol

[turbid swift]

yes lol but they must wait

For the mighrt kazakh

[open crystal]

yes but

they are mobilizing

if they do not move now

[turbid swift]

🇰🇿 ⚠️ 💣

[open crystal]

then nato will bomb them to oblivion

unless nato is pussying out on this one

[turbid swift]

Well either Russia won’t invade or Kazakhstan will become Russia number 1 hater

[open crystal]

appeasement gaming

look how well that went in 1938

and 1939

[turbid swift]

Nato is increasing their presence in Kazakhstan

[turbid swift]

nato will do 0 because nato is monkey

[open crystal]

nato is monke

[turbid swift]

S

[open crystal]

USA hard carries nato everyone else does jack shti

[turbid swift]

So zeue

Nato was originally American founded wasn't it?

[open crystal]

yeah

[turbid swift]

yes and so was un I think

[open crystal]

founded as an anti-soviet pact

[turbid swift]

Roosevelt

iirc

[open crystal]

no

truman

[turbid swift]

Wait no Britain made un I think

Truman look like fish

[open crystal]

no

[turbid swift]

no this was Before Nato got Nato as its name

[open crystal]

it was truman, churchill and stalin that made UN

[open crystal]

nato was made in 1949

[turbid swift]

Lol Tehran conference

[open crystal]

so true

[open crystal]

iirc truman was still el presidente

so he made it as an anti-soviet pact because he feared communist influence

then made the truman doctrine where he wanted to contain communism (CIA gaming)

[turbid swift]

So based

Lol Eisenhower and truman look like fishes doe

fdr is criple

[open crystal]

fdr is criple gaming

[turbid swift]

Zamn

[open crystal]

and thats why i put him near the bottom of my tier list of presidents

because he is criple....

[turbid swift]

Yes lol

[open crystal]

macarthur should've used those 32 nukes on mao

in the korean war

[turbid swift]

YES

[open crystal]

truman was bitch and fired him

[turbid swift]

Nuke mao’s shitty hairline out of existence

[open crystal]

restore the 3 principle of the people to china

taiwan is the true china

[turbid swift]

Yes lol

Reclaim west Taiwan

[open crystal]

peoples republic of china are foreign occupying force

[turbid swift]

Han dynasty

[open crystal]

restore qinq dynasty

all the chinese monarchies were ape brain

let foreigners exploit them

[turbid swift]

lol owned

Mighty UK got billions of tea from dumb china

[open crystal]

so true

but the UK after ww2 was a bitch

[turbid swift]

yes

[open crystal]

relied on and still does rely on USA for help

[turbid swift]

Lol but they were always bitches

They couldn’t even take Ireland

[open crystal]

they did take ireland

but they lost it after ww1

[turbid swift]

yes and now they still have north

But how did they lose it

that’s what’s retarded

[open crystal]

because their army was criple... because germany destroy it lol

[turbid swift]

lol

Mighty Wilhelm too strong

[open crystal]

and then organized irish revolt

[turbid swift]

[open crystal]

lol yes america had to save their asses

because germany was about to win if america did not join

since russia was kill

[turbid swift]

so zupid

[open crystal]

nicholas die from bullet from communist

[turbid swift]

I detect ww1 talk

Fuck TOU

Ww1 is so boring

time to get political

Why not also learn about Cold War and napoleon ice era.

[open crystal]

better than ww2 lol

[turbid swift]

WTF BAPOLEOB IXE

[open crystal]

ww1 itself is boring

[turbid swift]

Cold War better than both

[open crystal]

but the periods before and the inter war periods are good

[turbid swift]

ww2 be like: hahaha big explodey boy go booom

Ww1 and 2 are boring as shit and everybody knows the premise

Cold War doe.

[open crystal]

inter war is so good because

[turbid swift]

Cold War be like
Burgers the terror

[open crystal]

russia civil war

[open crystal]

yes

[turbid swift]

yes

[turbid swift]

GUEVERA

[open crystal]

because cold war has like genuine threat of world ending

[turbid swift]

LMAO

[open crystal]

and also the rise of commie

[turbid swift]

Really old history is boring as shit though

[open crystal]

yeah

[turbid swift]

I don’t know who would study like

Byzantium

Or Canaanites

Hungarian Uprising and Prague Spring

[open crystal]

american revolution to start of ww1, inter war periods and cold war are pretty cool

[turbid swift]

Hungarian uprising is so L bozo lol

[open crystal]

nobody fucking cares

[turbid swift]

They tear down one statue fo Stalin and died

ik

[open crystal]

some students did some shit

[turbid swift]

that's why its boring

[open crystal]

got shot by police i think

[turbid swift]

It was like tiananmen but zunnier

[open crystal]

later cold war is just the USSR failing so hard

which is hwy it sucks

[turbid swift]

late Cold War is L bozo for USSR

I love Gorbachev

I ❤️ Gorbachev

[open crystal]

russia civil war 😍

love russia civil war lore

so mighty

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/916900245294678056/934484491030900736/ukraine.gif

[turbid swift]

LOL ATTEMPTED WHITE ARMY DOUP ZO MUCH BETTER

russian civil war lore vs chinese civil war lore

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

Chinese civil war be like:

This m had his men eat 1 billion people

if people think the last Chinese civil war had a high kill count they are missing out

[open crystal]

chinese civil war is just communist losing all the time and then getting a big ass break when ww2 ended and stalin gave them all of former japan lands in china

shek would've won

[turbid swift]

but his army was disorganized and daddy Stalin was watching mao

[open crystal]

and did most of the work in the war against the japanese

[turbid swift]

Stalin literally became a America 2.0 just for commies

[open crystal]

yeah

[turbid swift]

Fatass commies sitting in mountains

[open crystal]

even tho he was contradicting himself because he said before "socialism in one country"

[turbid swift]

L bozo

[open crystal]

they did like nothing lol

[turbid swift]

yes because none of the japs could even get that far

Shek too strong

Then he left because too much uprising lol

[open crystal]

in hoi4 it is too unrealistic

because china dies too fast

[turbid swift]

No food turns countries commie or fash

-jreg

[open crystal]

in reality china would've died without USA and allies but they defended really good

[turbid swift]

BalANCZInG

commies in media chat

shoot

[open crystal]

because if they lost then everything apart of their culture die

[open crystal]

i see you are greatly mistaken

[turbid swift]

Lol read the messages better

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/america-george-washington-cars-gif-10406293

[turbid swift]

I am here to misunderstand conversations and shoot commies

[turbid swift]

Chiang probably would’ve done what mao did but would preserve Chinese culture

And I'm done reading

Taiwan is a lot more “Chinese” than china

[open crystal]

yeah

[turbid swift]

And the CCP is mad because of that fact

[open crystal]

better than what mao did lol

actually chiang would've probably industrialized slower

[turbid swift]

=less deaths

[open crystal]

and actually make foreign connections with the west

[open crystal]

yes

[turbid swift]

As less rapid industrialization and probably a better handling of the systems that led to the famine

[turbid swift]

You are probably standing on something made in china so kind of

[open crystal]

yeah

john cena land

nuke china

start ww4

[turbid swift]

WTF WE SKIP WW3

[open crystal]

fallout

[turbid swift]

[open crystal]

its already happening lol

[turbid swift]

you are regarded

*retardedw

[open crystal]

restarted

[turbid swift]

[frail lichen]

balls

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-cawthon-fnaf-game-lo-cringe-gif-15573122

[turbid swift]

Zo ZAMN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/935435814928789534/ur_mums_number.png

[mild rune]

whadsapp

[glass warren]

[phone]

[bitter solar]

Boris knows to much

[bright hinge]

Wait is he still PM?

I thought he was pressured into resigning

[half lava]

Politik chat?!?!?!

[mild rune]

not aloud!!!

[inland hearth]

wow sl crashed while going to enable the nuke

[keen rover]

https://tenor.com/view/doxxed-get-doxxed-gif-21527937

[flat juniper]

is this close to the ci car

[turbid swift]

No that’s actually my car

[frosty wigeon]

Three hundred And thirty one milion euros rich

[dim stratus]

look tell me

why is modernj country so shit

[loud spear]

who knows

[dire widget]

T POSING FRANKLIN

T POSING FRANKLIN

[silent cave]

the explosion was so har

[prime cobalt]

Ehy guys, i have done a remix of the theme of SCP sl, where i can publish it?

[white plover]

#art-showcase it counts as artwork

[turbid swift]

NEW SCP LEAK IN THE FILES???!

[open crystal]

zamn

[stable berry]

They gonna make 939 even worse

[brazen thunder]

🙏 don't add stamina to scps

[keen fulcrum]

i mean

doctor gets tired

when he does hes even slower

yall have been playing him in sprint speed

[wise hawk]

Yo can u send this to another server?

[exotic agate]

[latent vale]

I can send this message to another server, not the image though

[dire widget]

good idea

[mild rune]

lol!!!!

[mortal eagle]

send deez nuts to another server retard

[mild rune]

gotem1!!!!

[mortal eagle]

fun fact: you can modify your speed for servers by doing some appdata scpsl text files thing

[snow tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/tucker-carlson-tucker-reaction-live-tucker-reaction-gif-21842546

[mild rune]

[formal pivot]

lmao wtf they changed 106 model

[latent vale]

Jesus fucking christ why is it so terrifying like that

His face looks so evil

[cosmic aspen]

Try inverting it

Nightmare fuel

[silk helm]

or add me

[stable berry]

Touch grass 🥺

[silk helm]

no

[keen fulcrum]

@vapid pond

[vapid pond]

!warn 761211807737446420 Advertising raiding (TOS)

[turbid swift]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DINF XDDDDDDDDDD

but you can't do it anymore

i think..

[brave solstice]

the prop NW is too scared to add

add it NW, prove your bravery

[violet rover]

yo my jar

[unique mortar]

@brave solstice

[brave solstice]

yes
yeeees!

[elfin folio]

Hello

[turbid swift]

love the laugh

[digital seal]

Absolute mad lad

[vestal rampart]

[ornate furnace]

Don’t worry I have that prop located in my wardrobe

[turbid swift]

let him out.

[turbid swift]

😳

[unique gate]

Medinssssmsks

👊

[dire widget]

ominous

[glass warren]

isnt breaking TOS perma ban?

[glass warren]

Uh oh

[keen fulcrum]

yes mr gezegorz

[glass warren]

Mhm.

[turbid swift]

[torpid flint]

what a unnerving feeling

[vapid pond]

generally but mods can't ban so I have to warn for now

[latent vale]

Then who is allowed to ban?

[valid seal]

big think

admins

[bright hinge]

What's that?

[torpid flint]

its secret lab

[bright hinge]

When

[pliant mirage]

Secret lab liminal space

[stable berry]

Me when

[trim slate]

Ok....
Now fill it up

[ornate furnace]

he phisically cant

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypbFiNvDa4c

[round anvil]

so

the new apex trailer has an SCP-096 scream in it

Thought that was neat

[dire widget]

This will never get old lmao

[keen fulcrum]

Post video pls

[round anvil]

i unfortunately can’t, dont have perms

Do i just talk to level up?

[dire widget]

https://youtu.be/mUNYh_L250M?t=14

this

[round anvil]

Right at the beginning yeah

[stable berry]

Apex 🤮

[bitter solar]

I only like apex when titanfall 2 reference

good try

[runic raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTUtRB91pqE

[runic raptor]

I hope Hubert see this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x0vAVCj53o&t=6s

[stable berry]

Ew pocket edition

@torpid gate free nitro

[torpid flint]

his pc is not strong enough to use java edition

so he has to use pocket edition...

[torpid gate]

!tempban 716266404793286767 scam

[ornate scroll]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[ruby beacon]

lol

[runic raptor]

True true also ram 16gb in my country need 3000000 DA and my laptop is 5000000 DA because the DA is 25% down

[torpid flint]

You might be able to use mods like Optifine and Similar

[runic raptor]

Yes but I can't record videos with high quality and high fps but with phone I can so I am making SCP SL addons and map and recording it with phone

[torpid flint]

Ok thats fine

i mean its always up to you and that works..

[runic raptor]

Yes.. you can see how I am suffer I just want to play SCP SL but can't so making addons about it for minecraft

[turbid swift]

._.

it's almost 12 AM, and He's coding a hand (•-•)

[stable berry]

Scp user discovers time zones

[runic raptor]

He is working very hard

[turbid swift]

ik

[runic raptor]

Yes..

[turbid swift]

maybe that's why he isn't responding

hello
I was just looking through my messege list, and I writed to you by an accident

no friends in common

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-22821132

[turbid swift]

i'm not gonna waste your time Mr. , so goodbye and have a good day/night

[dire widget]

don't worry he didn't see it

[turbid swift]

and probably wont!!

true
https://c.tenor.com/VvzGLHp2LJ8AAAAM/scpsl-secure-contain-protect.gif

but the difference is: I'M NOT RESPING IN TIME

CUZ I'M LOADING ON INTEL HD

[dire widget]

what

[runic raptor]

How did he accepted the friend request??!

[dire widget]

he didn't?

[runic raptor]

He is working hard 48/24 I hope he success more

[runic raptor]

Hmm

But he left his YouTube channel died..

[turbid swift]

screenshot says otherwise, but they aren't rn

[dire widget]

yeah not rn, otherwise it'd say remove friend n shit

[runic raptor]

Yeah maybe he still sending message and pings so he ingore him

[runic raptor]

I have a question why there are no servers for the first version of SCP SL. There is people like me can't play SCP SL because they have low end PCs?

[turbid swift]

servers cost money to run