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earnest dragon
charred epoch
I would never
dire widget
wga
charred epoch
@dire widget how are you in 2 vcs at the same time
dire widget
im built different
dire widget
i cant believe you
charred epoch
You want a screenshot of sex?
dire widget
yes
charred epoch
dire widget
thank god
I HATE THE TF2 MELEE HITREG I HATE THE TF2 MELEE HITREG
charred epoch
He didn't even notice that you hit him
charred epoch
Yes good game 10/10
frosty wigeon
<:trolllaugh:690075871154929684> I HATE THE TF2 MELEE HITREG I HATE THE TF2 MELE...
Who doesn't
prisma plaza
tf2 is fun until mr. 10k hours with his hale's own australium rocket launcher and cloud 9 soldier hat comes in
neat remnant
true!
pearl stream
we've all seen wraiths run off and rush squads by themselves, die, and then disconnect
but now we've seen wraiths run off and rush lava, die, and then disconnect
apex is truly a wonderful game isnt it
dusty night
they're evolving
dusty night
ignore this one. just compressed it cuz discord
stable berry
strange hill
Yeah no this game is pretty damn hard, even harder solo.
Somehow I always end up the last guy alive so 
neat remnant
i usually end up last too
and then usually i just fucking kill myself because i can't take the pressure
neat remnant
still haven't escaped yet
strange hill
If you need tips, feel free to hit me up. I basically know this game inside out
Also incase you other folks think it isn't hard enough, the numbers don't lie
jolly horizon
the "jacksepticeye" incident [August 7th, 2021]
dusty night
wonderful
shrewd sky
stable berry
hey chuckle nuts watch this
trim slate
myes @spark stone
Things to-do:
Texture paint model
bones so hands actually move
some other things maybe
hard lance
hey, so i was wondering if there were a game like scp:sl where it was very community oriented but with a heavier coop aspect
i want to have fun in a game full of people without them getting salty or pretentious, and more uninterrupted communication so if anyone knows a game like that please reply
dire widget
Yeah
stable berry
The horror
dire widget
Just kinda wished that the second video game collapse would happen after my lifetime
stable berry
Just get better anti cheat 
dire widget
They sadly cannot detect it
stable berry
Atleast its not going to change tf2 much since it's already full of bots
dire widget
And what if a guy came around, that didn’t care about the money
And just wanted to see the gaming industry burn to the ground
Then what would happen
stable berry
Hell
dire widget
It would all be gone
You couldn’t play any game without them showing up
It would just be like watching robots play chess as a spectator
Shit man
Video games is my escape
What happens when I can’t use that escape anymore
stable berry
Hopefully it doesn't become popular
dire widget
An aimbot? Which is impossible to detect? I’d say that the end is surely near
pearl stream
could try out different systems, might ban innocent players, but something like
auto banning players if their crosshair goes from 1 head to another in less than a frame
stable berry
If it was a innocent player they could appeal easily
dire widget
But it doesn’t work like that sadly
It can be fine tuned to mimic the actions of a really good player
All of would take is a small tweak and the anti cheat is worthless again
stable berry
Make a human error detector
dire widget
Make it so that you have to solve a kapta problem to join a match
That wouldn’t work though sadly
stable berry
Tell the player to divide by zero
dire widget
As a human is still required to operate it
In conclusion, it’s gonna be impossible to detect by any conventional means
pearl stream
what if they used machine learning anti cheat to counter machine learning cheats
llo
stable berry
Since a Computer can't run as fast as a human brain just scan the players brain every second
I see no problems with this
dire widget
Hm
prisma marten
roblos
north sable
well idk how this took me 3 hours
north sable
shut
turbid swift
thank you roblox man, very cool!
north sable
im losing my sanity trying to carry a team full of level 5's against level 50+
the med heals the heavy only and cant notice a spy behind them
half lava
ass shot
frosty wigeon
a s s
north sable
the duality of man
strange hill
https://youtu.be/revk5r5vqxA
Well yes this is impossible to detect... to a robot. You see, players will always be suspicious of people who do too well, and having a machine learning AI won't change it
dire widget
So you gonna have someone monitor each game?
strange hill
No, just have the human mods more active
Open up more report areas
And finally actually get the moderation working
dire widget
Hmm
strange hill
COD has the money and manpower to do so
TF2 is fucken dead (mod team), has a total of two people working on it
Overwatch and Valorant should be able to stand their ground
fuck
dire widget
Mhm, I see what you mean
strange hill
It's not going to kill multiplayer, it's going to make moderation better... if they get their shit together
dire widget
Yeah, if
turbid swift
strange hill
north sable
get
strange hill
Is this a mod that's being made?
strange hill
Wow
turbid swift
strange hill
(For some reason that second image reminds me of a singleplayer mode)
turbid swift
north sable
for some reason roblox tf2 updates more frequently than tf2
turbid swift
because roblox is easier to change than source is
north sable
Considering there are 2 updates last month
north sable
kool
north sable
yes
turbid swift
might very much just encourage me to get back into game dev
turbid swift
m8
I only play the super nostalgia zone version of doomspire
that one is goooooood
especially when it doesnt just kick you to spectator and makes you join the other teams
thats a great feature, allows for cool final battles
north sable
yes
turbid swift
Im mostly disappointed
Vesteria and Rise of Nations are the only ones i respect on this
what the fuck
Northwood, get yo ass on this now
this is free money to just port SL onto roblox
north sable
hm
stupid not well developed games are in the Up and Coming
They should be in Trash and Useless
strange hill
Yes
north sable
death
strange hill
Then you have bullshit like this (third one)
north sable
vibe places are just not developed well
just put free models and boom
on the main page
turbid swift
game work btw
sharp bloom
rain must win
turbid swift
sombody wanna play?
upbeat flume
ncr vs cowboy
pearl vine
ncr vs cowboy
😐
upbeat flume
😐
dire widget
the good ending: Michael gets a good nights sleep
turbid swift
Hola
woven glen
no
dire widget
sex with your mother
golden cave
stable berry
stable berry
ok then
dire widget
the spooky people will hide in the darkrooms to get you (IRS representatives)
barren pagoda
lmao
dire widget
mfw 84 mb and my shit wifi has to take a break every 4 seconds to play it
stable berry
skill issue 😔
stable berry
i found this map on workshop and i read the comments and everyones like "oh my gs ythe backrom is actally haunte"
and im like yeah right
stable berry
you can see a spoopy shadow at 0:53
dire widget
wowsers
stable berry
i want to try again but im a pussy
wraith gyro
viral raptor
Team Fortress in Source 2 https://tfs2.madebyamper.com/about O_O
mint estuary
pog
raw pier
Time to play dead by daylight
vestal rampart
Team Fortress in Source 2 https://tfs2.madebyamper.com/about O_O
Gonna quickly y o i n k
vivid panther
Sitting in a highly radioactive bus, hiding from searching enemies, trying to pick them off one by one - that's pretty atmospheric
cobalt pendant
british.
turbid swift
lad
stable berry
ok then
neat remnant
farded
ebon sandal
GenericMaze04
ebon sandal
what the fuck is this map lmao
GM_Construct
ebon sandal
Why's that?
silent cave
gm construct strip club
stone siren
native trout
All of that space for a single door
royal shadow
All that pizzaz for something so small
north sable
infinite shulker boxes
royal shadow
Are you saying shulkers clone themselves?
royal shadow
Cool
I never get to the shulker part of the game anyway.
I just die at the nether fortress all the time
pearl granite
yes
bronze lodge
twilit gorge
I can't wait to play SCP: Labrat when I get my VR headset working.
stable berry
what the fuck is this map lmao
Totally normal gm construct 13 beta
stable berry
Engineer gaming
prisma marten
someone put a spawn thingy in a tree and now we've become vietcong
NOO
THEY GOT US
vapid pond
oopd
silent cave
there's a problem with the toilet
stable berry
bad financial decisions
barren pagoda
wedroods
stable berry
i saw the demoknight dash and had to do the funny hard read
turbid swift
pearl stream
he
vernal torrent
g
pearl stream
you are very bad at spy
prisma plaza
least played class in the game
prisma plaza
bad financial decisions
That's a bad financial decision? i bought a 60$ virtual hat
it was 26 keys not 60$ but still
prisma plaza
on halloween i will unbox at least 100$ worth of multi-class crates
maximum waste of money
pearl stream
Gaming
prisma plaza
people who use the phlog AND scorch shot at the same time are fucking horrible human beings
unreal hatch
Cope
daring crest
Optimus prime
prisma marten
pathed finder
peak geyser
path founder
dire widget
die british scum
pearl stream
you are british
dire widget
No evidence
prisma marten
lies
prisma marten
photoshopped
dire widget
I would never be such a putrid thing
dire widget
oh? you're still breathing?
silent prawn
tat got tang bear
vestal rampart
The moderator that reads this smells
strange blade
YES!!!!!!!!!!
dire widget
dire widget
Dumbass
upbeat flume
actual fucking dumbass
turbid swift
here's every fnaf theory
Stolen
i never claimed to have made it
only a genius such as Watch-The-Skies#1527 could claim that title
summer hatch
Optimus prime
what game is that? also nc to see another TF fan
daring crest
Build a Boat for Treasure.
summer hatch
oh in RBLX?
daring crest
Yea.
elder badge
wet flare
where do i go to join kings playground discord server
vivid badger
shotguns are great
prisma marten
yes
covert zealot
What
dire widget
last clip for today, but in the middle of the video, my armour and health bar both go black for some unknown reason
alpine merlin
pearl stream
killing <@!437360669155655690> 's lich
@vivid badger still using the nezha i gave him
what a sweetie
vivid badger
:)
pearl stream
you've got rlly nice colors for it ngl
vivid badger
it's taken a while to tweak
vivid badger
ninjas in space
crystal mauve
@charred epoch scav karma event rn - scav lands and car extract is 0.7 rep and halves each time per map
charred epoch
<@!756277097122496624> scav karma event rn - scav lands and car extract is 0.7 r...
Nice
I haven't played in a while
Guess I'll play tomorrow
crystal mauve
ive got one so far, cause some people just camp out the areas and kill everyone
earnest dragon
it might be permenant
crystal mauve
Oo
north sable
i cant, i just cant.
lavish finch
charred epoch
ive got one so far, cause some people just camp out the areas and kill everyone
I've never left through car yet
I just don't bring money in raid, or find any for that matter
crystal mauve
you should always keep some spare in your docs case/containter
i just got 3 of the car extracts in a row was v epic
all on different maps
charred epoch
you should always keep some spare in your docs case/containter
Imagine having a docs case
turbid swift
You can
crystal mauve
no its rude
turbid swift
What if someone gifted you changed or omori?
crystal mauve
lemme load up steam
charred epoch
What if someone gifted you changed or omori?
This is a good point
Can you turn down steam games tho?
turbid swift
Yes
turbid swift
Decline now
turbid swift
Wtf you fucking furry
charred epoch
Why are there 2
crystal mauve
it shows up in my library with the option purchase
charred epoch
One is enough
crystal mauve
i got gifted both
turbid swift
Lets say skill issue and move on
charred epoch
friend offered it to me
So you got anything expensive you could "gift" me?
barren pagoda
s mp
ebon sandal
s mp
I thought I'd give it a go to mess around for a while and troll some people
But they're flying around with command blocks making solid copper houses and all that when they barely have stone tools still justifying it by saying they only do it off stream
north sable
dying inside
bitter solar
turbid swift
But they're flying around with command blocks making solid copper houses and all...
"off stream"
1 viewer
"oh man this is doin' numbers"
like they actually got a following
ebon sandal
Lmao
turbid swift
Northwood SMP when
ebon sandal
I wish
Most of the important people don't have time
Because they're, y'know... Important
turbid swift
thats important
ebon sandal
I would host a server for it, but I'm too far away from most of them so ping would probably be quite bad
turbid swift
ebon sandal
I've actually never done an SMP
ebon sandal
turbid swift
and i thrived pretty well
turbid swift
potentially
turbid swift
what does the C mean
turbid swift
then again, im more for survival honestly lmao
ebon sandal
Could even go modded for the full experience
ebon sandal
then again, im more for survival honestly lmao
Same here
turbid swift
oh yes, the scp mod
turbid swift
pretty sure it goes on an old version tho
ebon sandal
1.12.2
ebon sandal
I can't believe 1.12.2 is old now
turbid swift
its SO old
ebon sandal
I miss when that was 1.7's job
turbid swift
especially compared to 1.18
ebon sandal
Is 1.18 out?
ebon sandal
I stopped keeping track after 1.13
ebon sandal
Feel free to DM me some time if you're interested, an I can get a whitelisted survival server up
vestal rampart
Big hill
turbid swift
I probably wont though with respect, its just, Im not really interested in minecraft overall currently
same terrain has me fucking bored out of my mind
turbid swift
fair
ebon sandal
It's different at least
turbid swift
fuck
neat remnant
why
unique gate
turbid swift
honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-JtmkShnl0
i wanna make a duskworld game in roblox
vestal rampart
Kill
ebon sandal
I've still never played that game
vestal rampart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFxQoDkSxQ4
turbid swift
i love dusk
Roblox needs a retro fps
something that destroys boundaries and rebels against all systems
vestal rampart
Roblox needs to either fix that shit or collapse in on itself
turbid swift
it wont
I dont really care what roblox does, as long as they improve developing on the platform it will be fine
they got a VERY powerful engine
vestal rampart
Roblos engine
vestal rampart
Better and weirder
And more people use it
And it is used to scam children out of money
turbid swift
i think they're kinda moving away from that anyways
the engine certainly has alot of potential though
aall they need to do... is just allow developers to be more flexible
age ratings, game desktop icons (you just click on them to go play the game)
neat remnant
vestal rampart
age ratings, game desktop icons (you just click on them to go play the game)
I think Roblox has a windows app now instead of having to open the website
turbid swift
not my point
open the games themselves, not the website
Roblox just acts as the host to a game
stable berry
Roblox sex simulator when
turbid swift
feel like i been there b4
stable berry
Gamin
prisma marten
HOLY FUCK
tawny cave
that snipe tho
prisma marten
i have poor aim anyways
dire widget
Based?!??!???????,,,?,,,?,
grand parcel
lol
stable berry
wanna hear the screams of the damned
Same! 😔
dire widget
Alright, I've had my fun, I'll just get in this car and driv- OH SHIT
river summit
Behold, my greatest achievement
turbid swift
try intermediate
white cedar
now do it again using only ice monkeys
turbid swift
spark stone
anyone know how to play fallout 3 on windows 10?
uneven urchin
turbid swift
turbid swift
the only four good games on roblox
silent cave
where's super racism
neat remnant
build to survive the creepers
winter delta
What about child labour tycoon
sly flint
Behold, my greatest achievement
Epic
ornate scrollBOT
from @turbid swift
mighty ridge
anyone know how to play fallout 3 on windows 10?
You need game for windows live
Take my advice and also install the Nexus Mods patch, because this game crashes every 20 min without any fix
stable berry
Nexus is cool but Mod DB will always be superior
novel hinge
Anyone know what game this is from?
It's in the PFP of someone.
And they won't tell me.
It was B&W Pokéstar
winter delta
His chest looks like among us
brazen light
I bought it because it looked like 049...
||why did i!!!!!!!||
earnest dragon
i mean is it good dlc at least
brazen light
no
brazen light
I already deleted the game
If I did it again...
em....
I don't want to imagine
charred epoch
<@!756277097122496624> scav karma event rn - scav lands and car extract is 0.7 r...
Thank you for telling me
All I did was scav runs today and made back my money from buying the lucky sav box
turbid swift
north sable
fnaf gaming
turbid swift
FIVE NIGHTS FREDDY GAMING
nimble seal
Now remake Track 1 with music box
gentle hinge
Gaming
upbeat flume
anyone know how to play fallout 3 on windows 10?
you dont.
or just get tale of two wastelands lol
mighty ridge
fnv is better than 3
upbeat flume
fnv is better than 3
because its actually playable
mighty ridge
but it has it's merits
I did 95% of Fallout 3
983298299 game crashes and pc freezes but I did it
mighty ridge
compatibility mode, archives edit...
the problem with fallout 3 is that the game doesn't run well with dual core processors I think
upbeat flume
damn
mighty ridge
but you can force him
mighty ridge
yeah
upbeat flume
more will then me.
short dome
les go got 24 kills as doc
glass warren
les go got 24 kills as doc
yeah
tranquil topaz
Sex
prisma marten
oops
prisma marten
fucking about
stable berry
fucking about
My names about-
prisma plaza
Gen 3 unusual effects are some of the best in tf2
frail ice
redstone moment
turbid swift
anyone want to play scp with me 🙃 hahaha jk jk 😆 unless 😳
prisma marten
no
turbid swift
fuck yeah
placid apex
DM me
earnest dragon
redstone moment
What is it
stable berry
Reaperrrrrrr
stable berry
How legit do you think this is
Like how much they will get right I mean
Also what if mosasuar is next field guide 😳
stable berry
Pteardon looks really cool
dire widget
it does
stable berry
Even if the jw version looks worse the jp3 one
dire widget
yeh
dire widget
looks incredible
dire widget
huh
stable berry
They are in this https://youtu.be/T_T2bmamerI
dire widget
oooOOOOooo
stable berry
At 0:13
dire widget
those are baryonx?
dire widget
oh sick
astral hill
prisma marten
earnest dragon
Track Selector
seems overly complicated
frail ice
But efficient
turbid swift
hey
stable berry
Hello
stable berry
@dire widget "usually"
dire widget
glass warren
JK
glass warren
<@323890636166135808> "usually" <:ClassDTroll:772939741435789333>
I am so hyped
I want the one from primal carnage to be in game
dire widget
Can’t wait to play the game and turn that “usually” into a “rarely” 
stable berry
Pteardons can also attack land dinosaurs so that's cool
glass warren
Pteardons can also attack land dinosaurs so that's cool
yeah
And could kidnap humans and eat them
Just hunt for humans
And i want this dino to be added
I am also excited cause they add marines FINALLY
Im gonna make jurassic waterpark
dire widget
I am gonna recreate the scene from JW1
stable berry
Mainstreet
dire widget
With the mosasaurus and the indom rex
stable berry
You can also recreate the pteardon attack 
dire widget
Yeyeyee
stable berry
Hopefully Raptors can fight t rex and indo now
coral ore
@soft cairn
charred epoch
<@!786481158778650664>
Epic ping fail
coral ore
xd
dire widget
Nice one, n.o.o.s.e unit
prisma marten
he tried his best
dire widget
he sure did
police are pretty strange around that part of the terrain rly
they cannot think ahead with the train
leading to some...interesting events
dire widget
Case and point:
dire widget
Michael rly just went 🧍
near ember
charred epoch
Gaming
dire widget
jolly horizon
charging vr headset time 😎
@scenic nebula @trim slate yall gonna be home in a few hours-ish?
trim slate
Ready when you are
jolly horizon
i mean im not gonna be doing now of course
scenic nebula
<@!427851856690282502> <@!316703271274151936> yall gonna be home in a few hours...
im already home im just watching a movie
jolly horizon
just relaxing for a while cause i just got home from work
trim slate
I'm free all night
vivid badger
I don't think I get a say in this
prisma marten
the illusion of free choice
prisma marten
you are botheref
tender raven
I made scp 087 in fortnite creative if anybody wanna try it?
stable berry
No
prisma marten
no
stable berry
Fortnite bad now
vivid badger
I was more into completing the star chart for arbitration but this is cool too
dire widget
vivid badger
how true
dire widget
i bet i could make a more interactive story than telltale
fuck it, ill give it a shot
a man is standing in front of you, and has a glock pointed directly at your head
what do you do?
make a choice
stable berry
Simply dodge the bullets
vivid badger
matrix style
dire widget
the man empties his entire magazine trying to hit you, but you manage to dodge every single one without much effort. The man is left dumbfounded, leaving him open to attack
what do you do now?
stable berry
Kick him in the balls
dire widget
you run up to him and kick him right in the balls. the mans eyes widen, as he begins to process the pain you just caused him. After 5 seconds of disbelief, he explodes in a display of guts and blood, littering the floor with pieces of his lunch, breakfast and dinner, enveloped in his intestines, or what's left of them. you are now free, and may go home to your loving family
the good ending
prisma marten
I kick them in the balls too
turbid swift
*the man empties his entire magazine trying to hit you, but you manage to dodge ...
suck his dick
prisma marten
he has been typing for a long time
turbid swift
(Dream style)
vivid badger
trip on my massive balls... fish
prisma marten
trip on my massive balls... fish
sentient balls creature
unreal hatch
suck his dick
Sure
vivid badger
sentient balls creature
dire widget
I kick them in the balls too
you enter your house, after barely surviving that close encounter with that crazy dude who tried to shoot you. Your wife and kids run to you, ready to greet you with open arms, you swiftly curb-stomp your son in the wiener as he tries to hug you, leaving him motionless on the ground. This action shocks your wife, as she rushes to the dying son. Without a moments hesitation, you kick her in the balls as well, leading to her melting into the ground from the sheer amount of pain you have caused her. Your daughter tries to make a run for it, but you quickly whip out your glock and pop her in the knee. She falls to the floor, crying in agony, as you saunter over to her, crying for mercy. After giving her an evil stare, you stomp her balls, vaporising her instantly, and leaving you to ponder over your actions.
what do you do now?
stable berry
*you enter your house, after barely surviving that close encounter with that cra...
Trolled the son a little
prisma marten
*you enter your house, after barely surviving that close encounter with that cra...
go outside
round tapir
What the fuck is happening
turbid swift
*you enter your house, after barely surviving that close encounter with that cra...
eat an apple
me carrying xmm btw
vivid badger
round tapir
*you enter your house, after barely surviving that close encounter with that cra...
I have lost my braincells to this
prisma marten
xmm suck mr dad penis (real?)
turbid swift
xmm suck mr dad penis (real?)
(real)
stable berry
I have lost my braincells to this
You have one of those profile pictures
round tapir
Wha
stable berry
Your opinion doesn't matter
stable berry
dire widget
go outside
You leave your house, the cold rain beating down on your wet hair. Before you can cool down and think about your actions, you spot a man, standing ominously in front of you. His eyes cold, his fists clenched, it is clear he has a problem with you. As a precaution, you whip out your glock, training it on the mans head. You both stand there, waiting for the other one to make the move.
What do you do now?
round tapir
:c
prisma marten
*You leave your house, the cold rain beating down on your wet hair. Before you c...
I put down the gun and shake his hand
turbid swift
*You leave your house, the cold rain beating down on your wet hair. Before you c...
suck his dick
round tapir
You have one of those profile pictures
My friend made this for me
violet rover
they stole all of his kills, duh
round tapir
Oh no... they have been typing for a long time
dire widget
I put down the gun and shake his hand
you lower your gun, putting it back in your pocket. The man, unphased, still looks at you with a stern scowl. After 4 seconds of silence, you walk towards him, and put out your hand in a sign of friendship. Baffled, the man lowers his guard, and extends his arm too, and you both shake hands in friendship.
What do you do now?
prisma marten
you'd never believe it
prisma marten
I kick him in the balls
turbid swift
*you lower your gun, putting it back in your pocket. The man, unphased, still lo...
suck his dick
round tapir
Please
unreal hatch
*you lower your gun, putting it back in your pocket. The man, unphased, still lo...
Ask to suck his dick, consent matters.
violet rover
call their mother fat
charred epoch
Call him several racial slurs
violet rover
call his dad lesbian
charred epoch
What is happening
No clue
unreal hatch
We are doing a choose your own adventure.
prisma marten
My smooth brain is hurting
wrinkle grow
unreal hatch
Where we suck the mans dick.
round tapir
Ah
stable berry
*you lower your gun, putting it back in your pocket. The man, unphased, still lo...
Ask him if he plays leauge of legends
round tapir
I see
dire widget
fucking hell
charred epoch
Ask him if he plays leauge of legends <:ClassDTroll:772939741435789333>
If he replies yes kill him
stable berry
If he replies yes kill him
Exactly!
round tapir
Yay
prisma marten
kick him in the balls too
round tapir
Heheheh
charred epoch
Fuck
violet rover
We are doing a choose your own adventure.
We’re playing AI Dungeon on discord
I’m gonna roll a natural 21
charred epoch
Dude I'm gonna be able to drink by the time this guy finishes
round tapir
Mhm
prisma marten
still fun
I feel like he's a vault tec employee
(there are nuclear bombs on thier way)
dire widget
As you shake hands, you quickly kick him in the balls to kill him. The man recoils from the attack, but for some unknown reason, he manages to withstand the immense pain, and clings on to life by a feather. Also shocked, you pull out your glock yet again, and aim your gun to the mans stomach, as you open fire, however, the man proceeds to dodge every single bullet, ducking and weaving between every shot. You stand there, dumbfounded, but you quickly regain your resolve, resorting to hurling the gun at the man in a last ditch attempt to knock him unconscious. Unfortunately, the man parries the attack, and the gun hurtles back towards you at a terrific speed, knocking you in the jaw, leading to your two lower front teeth to fall out. Before you can regain your train of thought, he rushes you, tackling you to the ground, and proceeding to punch the loving daylights out of you. After an intense beating, he stands up, and draws a pistol, and aims it directly at your genitalia. You are now bruised, beaten, and are about to lose your nut sack to a strange man with a vendetta against people kicking others in the balls.
What do you do now?
prisma marten
wait
unreal hatch
*As you shake hands, you quickly kick him in the balls to kill him. The man reco...
Ask to suck his dick.
round tapir
Suck a persons dick
unreal hatch
Oh and reaper, where are those furry memes? Still not ready yet?
round tapir
No
charred epoch
We can either yell amogus several times, or racial slurs
round tapir
No such his dick
vivid badger
grab his dick and twist it
charred epoch
No
charred epoch
grab his dick and twist it
Yes we do this
prisma marten
Oh and reaper, where are those furry memes? Still not ready yet?
uh
unreal hatch
He said he'd make some.
violet rover
we are sucking his dick
if not then white milk shall be all over the place
charred epoch
I feel like we're sucking his dick anyway
prisma marten
detroit: become submissive and breedable
round tapir
I hate life
charred epoch
I hate life
I hate you for suggesting we suck his dick
round tapir
I do too
vivid badger
submersive and breathable
charred epoch
wonder how reaper is gonna get this past filter
prisma marten
guys
now we suck his wee wee
he is clinging onto life by a feather
take the feather
(he dies)
charred epoch
hey @dire widget you should copy it before you hit enter
in case it gets caught by filter
dire widget
Ask to suck his dick.
As a last ditch attempt to appease the man and escape with your life, you ask to suck his dick. The mans grip on his firearm tightens, his hand begins to shake, and his brow begins to sweat. You can tell he is trying to resist your tactics of deception, his body barely being able to withstand the stress of the decision. After 15 seconds of bitter silence, his resolve crumbles, and he accepts you proposition to suck his dick. As you are a man of your word, you unzip his pants, only to find JOE BIDEN hiding within his underwear!
What will you do now???
round tapir
Sick it
prisma marten
no way
round tapir
Suck
prisma marten
hiw
round tapir
Xd
charred epoch
*As a last ditch attempt to appease the man and escape with your life, you ask t...
say wake up joeeee biden
prisma marten
*As a last ditch attempt to appease the man and escape with your life, you ask t...
you know how he was clinging onto life by a feather? take it
charred epoch
you know how he was clinging onto life by a feather? take it
no
we say wake up joeee biden
charred epoch
no
prisma marten
take deez nuts
charred epoch
THATR WIUKD BE FAILLL RPPPPP
prisma marten
ok and
prisma marten
have fun
vivid panther
Tried to get back into Tarkov today. Unfortunately I don't have enough space on my disk to install it. Next time, I guess
charred epoch
oof
dire widget
Before you can do anything, Joe Biden opens his third eye, as time begins to distort around you. In your panic, you yell at Joe Biden to wake up, but he does not hear you, and suck you into a black hole of his making. As you tumble through the void, you see all of existence unfold in front you of you, the past, present, and future flashing before your very eyes. After a minute of falling through the endless abyss, it all suddenly...stops. Then, in front of you, Joe Biden appears before you, and offers you a deal. He says that if you want to escape from this eternal hellscape, you would need to correct the flow of time, as you are the only one capable of fixing it, or everything in the universe, along with you, shall die.
Do you accept the offer?
round tapir
Give him a spoon full of raw ground coffee beans and force him to eat it or you kill him the second he doesn't eat it
Do it
Next tiem
Anyone
prisma marten
*Before you can do anything, Joe Biden opens his third eye, as time begins to di...
I will
neat remnant
eat chocolate chocolate chip
round tapir
Dknt
charred epoch
*Before you can do anything, Joe Biden opens his third eye, as time begins to di...
yell racial slurs in a panic
prisma marten
I will correct the flow of time
vivid badger
I teach him the sigma grindset, and the errors of his beta ways
charred epoch
I teach him the sigma grindset, and the errors of his beta ways
i like this one
round tapir
Do an uno reverse card
charred epoch
@crystal mauve last night i only did scav runs and made back my money from buying the lucky scav box
dire widget
I will
You accept the deal, as Joe Biden slowly fades in front of your very eyes. As you fades, a bright light begins to emanate from the distance, slowly consuming the entire void. As the light brightens, you whip out your trusty glock once again, and find it is once again fully loaded, most likely by Bidens doing. As the light consumes your entire visions, you feel a warm breeze brush against your skin, as you are teleported back in time. As the light fades, and you can make out a figure, you see a figure standing in front of you, and quickly point your gun towards him, figuring this is the target that needs to be killed to correct the flow of time. As your visions clears, you can begin to make out their facial features, and you are taken aback. You see yourself ,standing right in front of you. Your grip on your gun tightens, and you think of your next move, knowing your actions have unthinkable consequences.
What do you do?
prisma marten
I dodge the bullets
dire widget
I dodge the bullets
The other you is not holding a gun
prisma marten
wait
round tapir
Mhm
round tapir
yes
Give him a spoonful of coffee beans
So he dies
Like I said, next time
Hahah
Outsmarted
Xd
dire widget
As you both stand there, you decide that Joe Biden can go fuck himself. You turn your gun around, and shoot yourself straight in the head. The world goes black. You are now dead. You shall never know the consequences of your actions, but perhaps, that is for the better.
The End
round tapir
Mhm
dire widget
Now, I shall finish the alternate realities
dire widget
suck his dick
you run up the man, a look of fear widens his eyes. But, to his surprise, you slide on your knees so that your head is on the same level as his waist. As he stands there, thoroughly confused, you rip of his pants, and begin to suck his dick. He IIIII as you continue to IIIIIIIIIII it, his IIII IIIIIIIII as you IIIII it down your IIIII, IIIIIII from the sheer IIIII of it. He then IIII in IIII IIIII, his IIIIIIIII III spilling everywhere on your IIII. You then both lay on the floor, both satisfied with the outcome.
The Sexual ending
prisma marten
slap his nuts
prisma marten
don't actually do anything I say now
prisma marten
i've done mine
round tapir
Oh mk
dire widget
trip on my massive balls... fish
As he stands there, you rush at him to finish the fight. But, in your haste, you trip on your massive pet ball fish you were currently walking, leading you to trip and fall. As you get up from the ground, you then see the man reload his glock in front of you, and before you can make it to him, he pops a shot right between your eyes, and you fall to the ground, motionless
The Bad balls ending
prisma marten
(should have been a plumber)
dire widget
eat an apple
As you stand over the remains of your family, you reach for a lone apple, resting on the shelf next to you. Without much of a second thought, you take a bite into the apple, complicating your actions. You stand there, alone, with nothing but an apple as company, for the rest of your days
The apple ending
dire widget
alright, I've been doing this for well over an hour now
This is the canonical ending to all timelines:
round tapir
Mk
crystal mauve
<@!300587774984060930> last night i only did scav runs and made back my money fr...
nice, its a really good investment
charred epoch
nice, its a really good investment
i also just did this scav run
dire widget
*a man is standing in front of you, and has a glock pointed directly at your hea...
You both stand there, locking eyes, in an eternal stand off. After 10 seconds, he fires his gun, hitting you slap bang in the middle of your forehead. You then collapse to the ground, dead as a doorknob.
The Real End
earnest dragon
i also just did this scav run
keep the flashdrive
round tapir
Ok
charred epoch
keep the flashdrive
ok
crystal mauve
you need 2 for the skier quest
and 3 later on for a jaeger quest
also very nice run
what level are you now?
near ember
i also just did this scav run
new to the game?
round tapir
Now I drink my coffee
near ember
@charred epoch Where im at rn, this game drains my life and im about to quit it soon lol
charred epoch
<@!756277097122496624> Where im at rn, this game drains my life and im about to ...
damn its like wipe never happened for you