media-posts

[dire widget]

Next time don’t name yourself president Obama and not expect to be pinged

[mint shoal]

shut up i choose who gets nuked

if you live in a country with no water supply and roads you get nuked

that’s just how it is

[unreal hatch]

But why?

[dire widget]

King rat lives on the moon so

[dusty night]

soon

[turbid swift]

wot

they literally updated the 1993 game doom

[dusty night]

what

oh that was back in september

[turbid swift]

lol

[uneven urchin]

YO I got it

[turbid swift]

lmao

[sly flint]

Nah they just made an official source port

[turbid swift]

i know

Unity shit

mr based mesa

[frail ice]

it's over

[woven glen]

Nice

Still feel like the antidote could've been made more clear

like I only made the spy pengling bot thingy cause I looked up if I needed it and the wiki told me so

[frail ice]

I surprisingly used the spy pengling a lot because I had trouble looking for magnetite

small amounts of magnetite could be found in those tiny caves

[woven glen]

wasn't there a ton of magnetite in the ore crack thingies on the surface?

[frail ice]

there he is

The man himself

[woven glen]

holy fuck it's him

[frail ice]

@granite fossil Doxed

[turbid swift]

what games this lmao

[unreal hatch]

Subnautica Below Zero.

[turbid swift]

neat

[lilac heath]

i found him there first

cry about it

[hidden perch]

RIP to the other 86.6%

[frail ice]

They never made it

[turbid swift]

sup

[frail ice]

probably got stuck looking for the goddamn organs

[hidden perch]

Organs lmao

[hidden perch]

Fuck I’m missing the event

[sly flint]

woah they included black mesa in the official half life franchise? awesome

[rotund sapphire]

they got included in 2020 also

[sly flint]

nice

thats even better

[vapid pond]

@mint shoal don't post suggestive content

[charred epoch]

Damn from the Obama to

[mint shoal]

ok

[turbid swift]

Gordon Chadman

[sly flint]

he looks old

someone needs to go to the retirement home

[sly flint]

@vivid panther lol
https://youtu.be/OwOPhFDQOaE

[upbeat flume]

these are some lads

[dire widget]

I am going to sex your mother

[turbid swift]

@dire widget lol shut up keter rank

[dire widget]

@turbid swift shut it beta ass Apollyon rank

[turbid swift]

LOL you lost

nerd!

[dire widget]

I did not lose, I am merely stalling

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/844976715934466118/unknown.png

[turbid swift]

its literally done, im apollyon nerd!

[dire widget]

That’s what you think

You are yet to trigger my trap card

[turbid swift]

me when you are 73 lvl

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612599203490824194/844881573727698944/unknown.png?width=842&height=473

laugh at this user

[dire widget]

Me when you are past point of no return

[turbid swift]

me when im 76 lvls

(loser)

[dire widget]

Yes you are a loser

[turbid swift]

stay mad kid

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/844873692520382484/unknown.png

im winning you losing

[dire widget]

Oh fr?

On God on God?

[dire widget]

flawless

[turbid swift]

Im going to spend 60 euros... When I get the money ofc

[white cedar]

imagine being poor

[turbid swift]

Imagine

[upbeat flume]

im in pain

[turbid swift]

Lmao

[white cedar]

good

[upbeat flume]

fucking fallout 3-

like work please-

[turbid swift]

and also for the max graphical settings, you should have Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 16gb , Im also in pain

Since im just having GTX 1650 4gb and thats like Medium Graphical Settings... at least something

[dire widget]

Fuck you too game

WHERES MY FUVCKIN PARACHYUTE

[stable berry]

Why not just land on the boat with helicopter

[dire widget]

i wanted to do it sneakily

[stable berry]

Would be way cooler

[dire widget]

i was way out of the cone of view of the asshole enemy

but they got alerted anyways

anyvays

perfect parking

[stable berry]

Boat

[dire widget]

baot

[strong sapphire]

"fwying bikes"

[vivid panther]

Just stopped for a second, then a random hostile guy appears out of nowhere. You are never safe in the Zone, I guess?

[ruby wyvern]

how getting to my mothers must feel like

[turbid swift]

Lmfao

[stable berry]

Minecrap should add red pandas

Like this video if agree!

[dire widget]

ey watch yo heli
ey watch yo heli bro
WATCH YO HE-

also major skill issue 4 the tanks ngl

[stable berry]

I like how you survive the helicopter blades but that building was to much for you

[dire widget]

it really do be like that sometimes

[stable berry]

oh piss off

[sly flint]

tf2 tubers when they havent talked about tf2 being bad for 5 seconds

[dire widget]

Dudes gonna have a temper tantrum for 8:02 minutes about shit we already know so he can try and squeeze even more money from the situation than before

[stable berry]

"Valve is no update tf2???"
"Valve suck!!!!"

"Oh 100 mb update?"
"Tf2 save"

[dire widget]

True true

[stable berry]

I think the reason their hasn't been a tf2 update in 4 years Is because they have like 3 devs on tf2 and they were working on half life alxyx for most of that time

That's just my epic theory anyway

[dire widget]

Very epic theory indeed

Well idk really about why they put it on the backburner

[turbid swift]

le got carried by path

but oh well

we take the dub

[upbeat flume]

dad

are ya gamin?

[turbid swift]

@queen lotus gib so good

[dire widget]

fly

[prisma marten]

departure

[winter delta]

Hell

[prisma marten]

what the fuck

[winter delta]

Its real btw

[dire widget]

I do not get it

[stable berry]

Clash quest moment (stinky game)

[winter delta]

Its hell to look at it

[stable berry]

Uninstall go back to good super cell games

[winter delta]

I will continue to play bad supercell game

Because archer is not wearing shoes

[stable berry]

Like half the characters in super cell games don't wear shoes

[unreal hatch]

Damn bioshock 2 is ez

Thought it'd be a bit harder than 1.

[turbid swift]

Boss

[upbeat flume]

Dont make milk as blood kiddos

[dire widget]

Perfec landin

also

I just completed the cayo perico heist for the first time

wtf was that image that he burnt

[turbid swift]

@dire widget wtf chad landing

lucky everytime i try to use a helicopter or a jet i get shot by oppressors

[dire widget]

[upbeat flume]

I love turbo dismount.

[stable berry]

paper please in turbo dismount 😱

[upbeat flume]

😭 😱 😱 😭

[hidden perch]

Is that a supercell game?

[stable berry]

yes

[hard lance]

hmm

[hidden perch]

Brawl stars?

That game that died after a month?

[stable berry]

no

its a new game

and brawl stars isnt dead

[winter delta]

Its clash quest

Brawl stars is dead

[stable berry]

not as much as hayday

[hidden perch]

Who plays hayday💀

[stable berry]

I bought the eureka effect

[sly flint]

gg

my favorite engie wrench

[stable berry]

Funny sentry

[sly flint]

have fun teleporting everywhere

[stable berry]

Omg

You can put warpaints on the fish

Should I do it

Complete the civic duty collection

[sly flint]

yes

of course

I finished the christmas collection with my medic loadout

[stable berry]

Buying le war paint

[sly flint]

based

[stable berry]

done

[sly flint]

epic

bit of an odd loadout tho

I usually use an item set for mine

[stable berry]

This set is epic though!

I use stock scatter gun because it's literally the best scatter gun

I use the winger because jump high

And fish

Because fish

[sly flint]

I use the FaN + bonk + sandman combo
For no other reason than that's the first weapon loadout I completed

And I refuse to change it

[stable berry]

Cleaners carbine is most based smg

Can't believe people say it's bad

[earnest dragon]

Best secondary is cozy camper

No bias here

[stable berry]

True!

Tf2 is literally the only game I've played today

am going insane

[sly flint]

based

[hazy nebula]

Tetris gaming

[turbid swift]

Nice one

[marble umbra]

Jetris

[atomic inlet]

русские тут?

[dire widget]

heli's simply built different

[prisma plaza]

gotta love modern tf2

8/10 games were filled with bots

and the other 2 i joined as the other team won

[stable berry]

Bots aren't bad in Canada servers

Sounds like skill issue

They are only bad in the morning really

Which is the time

Which is why I'm playing stinky training mode

[prisma plaza]

in the US they're everywhere

[dire widget]

AMERICA NUMBER 1 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🥳

[stable berry]

Number 1 in gun violence

[sly flint]

number 1 in being based

[sly flint]

also if you wanna play training mode but better find an actual server with practice bots

theyll usually have unlockable weapons and theyre about 100x better

also you can play more maps that way

it's what i do

[stable berry]

Training does have unlockable weapons

[sly flint]

no i meant for the bots

you dingus

[stable berry]

Oh

Shut up

[sly flint]

lack of skill issue

[stable berry]

Don't care to busy destroying normal bots on lakeside

[sly flint]

have fun with your stinky boring normal bots

also playing in training mode doesnt track your time

[stable berry]

Why would I want my stats recorded after I got a 30 kill streak

[sly flint]

implying youll even get a 5 killstreak

thats the first problem

[stable berry]

I've been practicing with le eureka effect

Is epic

I'm going to try the panic attack on engie

[earnest dragon]

Panic attacks nice

[stable berry]

I only use it for pyro

But I'm going to try to use it

To see what happens

Shut

Shit*

I already forgot I had he panic attack and destroyed my sentry for revenge crits

But I didn't have the frontier justice

[sly flint]

panic attack was nice

now its boring

cue sad d class face

[sly flint]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802484629743206421/861658296506646528/tenor_47.gif

[stable berry]

true!

[peak geyser]

undertale??????

[dire widget]

Where’s the part about how it’s actually about being a depressed narwhal

[digital shell]

We truly live in a society where we are expected to suppress the suicidal tendencies of a depressed narwhal

[solemn bridge]

Hello

Im new

[turbid swift]

cool

[stable berry]

cool

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/860906098546573332/image0.gif

[subtle gate]

stfu

stop typing

thank

[stable berry]

meet the medic 2

[sly flint]

the meme already said "earthbound inspired"

[stable berry]

(improved version)

[prisma marten]

horizon's controller disconnected

[upbeat flume]

redstonin

[vocal quartz]

What the f is a mkv file

[upbeat flume]

idk

it's there :/

let me change the format if ya want to

[vocal quartz]

Perhaps

[upbeat flume]

wait

i made it worst i think

[woven glen]

.mp4.mkv

how do you fuck it up this bad

[upbeat flume]

sorry

[turbid swift]

hop no bullying

😡

[woven glen]

really not that hard

[upbeat flume]

damn :C

[vocal quartz]

What's the point of it

[upbeat flume]

show Redstone skills

[vocal quartz]

Just to like hit you with damage or something

[upbeat flume]

i tried making a door

epicly failed

[vocal quartz]

O easy fix

[upbeat flume]

so its now a trap

[upbeat flume]

i know

man gotta go :C

[woven glen]

There's actually a really easy way to make a piston setup that's slightly better than that

Like double piston stuff

Works on a flat wall

[dire widget]

ah, good point

[uneven urchin]

random crit ubersaw a spy
laugh

FINALLY

[dire widget]

yeh

[uneven urchin]

i think i might actually open this thing

is there a way to get the keys for cheaper than just buying one from the menu?

[dire widget]

idk

[uneven urchin]

bruh

[dire widget]

mhm

[uneven urchin]

eh what the hell it's $2.49

ill buy one

[uneven urchin]

why are they both well drawn

alright, here we go boys

[earnest dragon]

Tell me what you get

[uneven urchin]

eyy, look at that!

[vivid badger]

yes

[earnest dragon]

Nice but a loss for money

[uneven urchin]

eh i'm not really doing this for profit

[earnest dragon]

Now open 100 more to get an unusual

[uneven urchin]

good idea

[earnest dragon]

I got 2 from 8 when the update hit

Then opened 30~ more and got 1

[uneven urchin]

id buy another key but fuckin 22 cents in tax screwed me over, so i'd need to add more funds

[earnest dragon]

Dont man

Cmon

[uneven urchin]

wait why not

[uneven urchin]

did you mean to say "do it" or is there a reason i should avoid adding more funds

[earnest dragon]

dont do it

its a waste

[uneven urchin]

eh

you're probably right

....still kinda want to do it

i'll wait till payday

[earnest dragon]

Thats how they get ya

Its addicting

[uneven urchin]

broke due to tf2 gambling

dont worry the majority of my money will be saved for irl irresponsible spending instead of virtual

[prisma marten]

just another cosmetic crate and key :)

juuust one more

[uneven urchin]

maybe i should just sell war paints until i get another 40 cents

[earnest dragon]

^

Or buy a key and start super low teir trading

[uneven urchin]

nah i think i can manage with war paints alone

i got a factory new night owl mk ii, that's like 30 cents

alright, they're up on the market, now we wait

[vocal moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762044409255690240/860609812508180480/Counter-strike_Global_Offensive_2021.07.02_-_11.06.16.02.DVR.mp4
i have lots of csgo clips

[earnest dragon]

mhm

[strange hill]

intense gameplay

[sly flint]

mikel please dont tell me youre actually buying keys and crates

lootboxes are aids dont do what I used to do

I lost so much money due to those god damned crates

[peak geyser]

owen?

[sly flint]

huh

[dire widget]

why is my heli always built different

[last berry]

just ruined these kids days

[dire widget]

Jesus

The C4 to rule them all

[spice ferry]

i just bought the orange box on steam for $4 yesterday

would you say thats a good investment?

[silent cave]

my orange bock

orange bvox

orange box

game valve softaw

valve sot

software m,a

makde in 2008

7

[dire widget]

To howar you fat bellend

How will you make fallout 77 now that you are a png file

Proper tosser

[spice ferry]

he will make it 2d

only animes will be able to enjoy it

[silent cave]

you're making it workse

worse

use fnamfe

[dire widget]

[silent cave]

fnaf character

[spice ferry]

fiday nite fungen???

[silent cave]

shut eup

[mortal eagle]

the

[silent cave]

hat e

what the fuck

[barren pagoda]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AHP

[silent cave]

what the hell

[stable berry]

Smells like shit plugn

[pearl stream]

completely balanced, yes?

[lilac heath]

armor

civilians are so op, chaos need this slight edge over them

otherwise they would be unfair

[mortal eagle]

SCP-500 Gives 120 AHP

[neat lodge]

tf

What just happened

[turbid swift]

so i was playing FO76 and this really cool 150 level player gave me tons of goods

[sly flint]

kinda based

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLiEiAiQJA
Why does the fallout intro, from like a billion years ago, have better pre rendered graphics than basically every game

it even has dynamic lighting

Its pretty bloody good

[barren pagoda]

how dare you

my dinosaur game looks better

[turbid swift]

but this debris man

[barren pagoda]

dinosaur game also has debris

[turbid swift]

holy shit that is a BEAUTIFUL banner

compared to Fallout 4

And 76

the classics are fine i guess, just box cover art

but jesus

bethesda did dirty

and the fact that they STILL dont want to fix optimisation for fallout 3 beyond Windows 7 its fucking stupid

[mortal mirage]

@turbid swift Fallout 4 banner is fine.

76 though isn't that cool.

[turbid swift]

sorta fine

its not as good as New Vegas

[mortal mirage]

New Vegas always had better story.

And the arts.

[turbid swift]

New Vegas' logo has personality and the banner is just SO good

[mortal mirage]

[turbid swift]

I wish so badly New Vegas had more time to work on their game

It couldve been...

Simple, Efficient, Glorious

[barren pagoda]

i like how the only time they show the lower bottom half of the protagonist is when they have a big ass lmao. Bethesda really trying to get a specific audience with that one

[turbid swift]

money

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout2-enclave-gif-16344701

Fallout 1 was not scared to show brutality, even though I find it very hard to play gameplay wise, its bloody good writing wise

i mean... imagine New Vegas looked somewhat like this... A big thriving city absolutely filled with life and capitalism, surrounded in a concrete fort to keep out enemies and protect its interests

[mortal mirage]

Casual AAA+ company trying to get horny teens in hands.

[mortal mirage]

To be fair, life was different in 1997.

[turbid swift]

1997 was based

[mortal mirage]

El'aborate

[turbid swift]

well

90s were pretty good with the games y'know

they had an unregulated aesthetic to them

ugh, this is the closest ive got to the full art

[mortal mirage]

Starcraft and Brood War vibes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843582648113692692/859652666052444180/Ultralisk_SCR_HeadAnim.gif

[dire widget]

are you well

[stable berry]

Who would ever play 76 for that long

[dire widget]

someone who is clearly unwell

[stable berry]

Playing fallout 76 for 76 hours is the 8th deadly sin

[mortal mirage]

Until it's 1000 hours, it's just initiation process.

Let him go.

[peak geyser]

[turbid swift]

@vernal quiver

[vernal quiver]

!warn @turbid swifthubert ping

[ornate scroll]

Member "@turbid swifthubert" not found.

[vernal quiver]

!warn @turbid swift hubert ping

@turbid swiftenglish only

[dire widget]

"Hey, because the fat one does not answer me"

"take him there, poke his hair or something"

"for you lie well there"

[peak geyser]

[vernal quiver]

yeah i aint automatically trusting fuckin google translate

[dire widget]

same

just seeing what it saying it sayin

[vernal quiver]

then if you know its shit

why are you bothering

[dire widget]

why not

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[slow sigil]

@vernal quiver geez, i banned this neo-nazi guy from my server and now he's pinging me and Hubert xD

[vernal quiver]

oh was he banned from yours?

[slow sigil]

Yup

[torpid gate]

🤡

[vernal quiver]

good enough for me

!ban 787766902314762270 Neo-Nazi

[torpid gate]

What a sad man

[ornate scroll]

Done. That felt good.

[dire widget]

saddam?

[slow sigil]

So he pinged Hubert with "hey fatty, kick this Klapek's fat ass cause you're laying there peacefully and he's not answering"

[torpid gate]

lmao

[stable berry]

what a nice person

[vernal quiver]

ah

makes sense with context

[torpid gate]

12y/o

[slow sigil]

I would add global ban for him, but sadly, i don't have any valid proof on him ;_;

[upbeat flume]

95 hours

[slow sigil]

16/17

[torpid gate]

Not very socially skilled then

[upbeat flume]

9 5

H O U R S

[dire widget]

even saddamer sadder

[slow sigil]

Going back to work, have fun there :P

[dire widget]

we'll try to

[peak geyser]

god gamer

[mortal eagle]

the

what seed is the second image

i din't see that again

[dire widget]

ufo

[stable berry]

Ufo

[dire widget]

too much ufo

[sly flint]

95 hours aint nothin lol

Id start to worry if he had upwards of 500

Even then it wouldnt be a huge deal

[turbid swift]

nice

[upbeat flume]

dad's gamin

[uneven urchin]

another contract down, let's see what we've got here

[dire widget]

oh boy

it sure would suck if it was the burger/germany one

[uneven urchin]

AGAIN???

WHAT ARE THE FUCKIN ODDS

ONLY TWO OF THESE CASES IN THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN

BOTH SAME PAINT SAME WEAR

FUCK

[dire widget]

is that not good thing?

I am guessing that isn't a good thing

[uneven urchin]

I want variety dammit

ok, there's one more

[dire widget]

well i hope that you get what you want in that one

[uneven urchin]

thanks bro

[dire widget]

no problemo

[earnest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-marketplace-money-big-money-huge-money-ginormous-money-gif-20998178

[vocal moss]

rare inspect animation for deagle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768734453936816175/862028149407875083/Counter-strike_Global_Offensive_2021.07.06_-_13.47.32.02.DVR.mp4

[silent cave]

swaggin

[stable berry]

Flipping

[vocal moss]

we won with a hacker on the other team

[spice ferry]

best friends

[dire widget]

Go fuck yourself game

[vestal rampart]

Fart gas

[dire widget]

WHAT THE FUYCK

THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING BROKEN

[fierce sandal]

it's not Broken it's GTA V

[sharp bloom]

yeah

[dire widget]

it is ucvkin

well, on the brightside

welcome new member, socks

[silent cave]

can make one called toes

[dire widget]

No

I am not putting that in for your fetish

[silent cave]

ok

[hidden perch]

Apex > Warzone

It’s facts

[uneven urchin]

engie time

[earnest dragon]

Get more

[uneven urchin]

this is how tf2 was meant to be played

we doing it again

[uneven urchin]

I like the Scottish Resistance

[upbeat flume]

is this a puzzle game

[uneven urchin]

pretty much

[rotund sapphire]

https://youtu.be/XRk06ih6rBU

[sly flint]

Based southern hospitality user

[uneven urchin]

i don't like spies

[earnest dragon]

Just shoot em

[sly flint]

I dont like anyone

thats why I use bleed weapons

[stable berry]

Southern hospitality is a okay wrench

[hidden perch]

Frontier justice slaps in MvM

Destruct and rebuild between rounds and you just banked at least 20 crits

[stable berry]

Frontier justice is literally the best shotgun

People with different opinions are stinky!

[unreal hatch]

Shotgun is the best shotgun.

With 3 shots you can't miss vs basically any class, you can't kill heavies.

[stable berry]

Just don't miss

[unreal hatch]

The game misses for you without fixed pellet spread.

[stable berry]

Just get really close to the classes with explosives that can kill you in one hit

Problem solved

[uneven urchin]

I gotta agree, it's scientifically proven

Widowmaker - Does not make widows (none of the TF2 merc confirmed to be married)
Rescue Ranger - Rescues sentries, not rangers
Panic Attack - I use it quite calmly
Pomson 6000 - We do not now its father, or if the other 5999 exist

[stable berry]

True!

[hidden perch]

Put your sentry is dumbass spots, rack up kills, and surprise literally anyone with crits

[hidden perch]

That’s why I play pyro

Kill spies and instilling fear into soldier mains when I airblast two consecutive rockets

[stable berry]

W m1 no skill pyro main noob!!!!!!!!

[sly flint]

heavy ftw

[prisma marten]

medic

[outer breach]

Sorry ..wrong link

There is a new SCP online game available on the Google playstore for Android ..

Its called SCP CLASSIFIED SITE

I sadly can't copy the link somehow ..so just search in playstore ...it should be the second result or so

[bitter solar]

scp sl but mobile

[stable berry]

Ok but

Don't care

[outer breach]

@stable berry nice ...same like me caring if you care

[stable berry]

Ok mobile user

Cringe!

[upbeat flume]

we all crineg doe

[dire widget]

[stable berry]

funny bomber

[dire widget]

star war?

[stable berry]

ye

[dire widget]

ye

[stable berry]

carried

[stable berry]

@dire widget https://youtu.be/BQPkYRBgelE

Gaming

[dire widget]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stable berry]

the animations look epic

ok

so

[dire widget]

it looks so good

[stable berry]

you know how that one journalist said their was like 12 skins and 7 patterns

[dire widget]

mhm

[stable berry]

i think this is le epic evidence that is true

[dire widget]

[stable berry]

because their is 5 different colored coelophysis but they have the same patteren

also the part where it scratches itself looks epic

[dire widget]

it rly does

it feels so fluid and realistic

[stable berry]

i think the hunting animation is new also

[dire widget]

yeah

I haven't seen it before

[stable berry]

the animation at 0:16 also looks epic

[dire widget]

yeah

very lifelike

[hidden perch]

The game I got my 2K and Apex Pred badge

[peak geyser]

eck bock

[dire widget]

@open crystal @barren pagoda @wooden token @uneven urchin would y'all wanna try out monstrum II again sometime?

[open crystal]

i wish i could but my only current computer available is a 2013 macbook pro which i doubt could run monstrum 2

[dire widget]

ah i see

np

[uneven urchin]

maybe, yeah, sure

[dire widget]

coolio

[wooden token]

Bit busy this week, I’ll tell ya when I’m free

[dire widget]

Okok, np

[turbid swift]

wtf is this bethesda

[uneven urchin]

i really like punishing overconfident players with random crit ubersaws

also the crusader's crossbow is insanely good

contract done in a single round

i kinda dont wanna turn it in bc i dont wanna lose the loaner

i dont have a real one lmao

might just use scrap.tf to get one

[earnest dragon]

Two weapons per scrap

Pretty cheap

[uneven urchin]

ye

the question is what the 2nd weapon i get

im still missing quite a few

[earnest dragon]

What class do you play a lot and not have weapons for

[turbid swift]

i have fixed the banner

[uneven urchin]

i tend to hop between classes. i main soldier, demo 2nd. i play the rest on occassion besdies spy

[earnest dragon]

Got all the banners for solider?

[uneven urchin]

yeah i got all the banners

[hidden perch]

I’m a mix of scout, heavy, and engineer

Watching my team get past a choke we’ve been fighting for two minutes after building a teleporter is like watching your kid take his first steps

[uneven urchin]

im thinking about getting the iron bomber w the crossbow

i want other, stupider weapons but ive got like, no grenade launchers

yeah ill go w the iron bomber

What

I’m on the app

less goo

[uneven urchin]

another crate

aaaaand

[dire widget]

[uneven urchin]

eh

at least it isnt civic duty, lmao

[dire widget]

true true

https://youtu.be/CVhvYxyrRYc

https://tenor.com/view/chandler-joey-ross-chandler-bing-joey-tribbiani-gif-14043006

holy shit

where has this song been all my life

wait

i think i discovered this song before

bro did i deadass erase it from my fuckin mind

hm

[dire widget]

daily bike wtf moment

[jolly glacier]

i remember playing gta online once

and some guy spawned in this he‎ntai car that could fly

and i rode around

then he took out a guitar and money appeared around me

was fun

[dire widget]

mhm

it is broken yet fun

[dire widget]

parkour is not my forte

[jolly glacier]

parkour in a game that doesn't even have a jump button

[stable berry]

Barley functioning jump that is mapped to x on xbox for some reason

[dire widget]

good point

these people have a major skill issue

can't kill one dude who deadass aint even fighting back

lands directly on dead
1/20 damage taken
fall onto shoulder from exact sam height
take more damage
rockstar pls

anyways, that's me done clip dumping 4 2day

see y'all l8r

[royal shadow]

My radio while I'm gunning down the first world bank with a minigun.

[dire widget]

paymday tuwu

[royal shadow]

When payday 3?

[stable berry]

Payday 2 looks really gross on default brightness

[royal shadow]

Yeah but it's 2013.

...and still being updated with relatively big updates.

How the fuck is that game still running without moving on to the sequel?

[unreal hatch]

Financial woes and a really really bad publisher I think.

[sly flint]

2022/23

[royal shadow]

But like it's still holding up as a good game.

[dire widget]

2023

Can’t wait till they make jumping a paid dlc

[winter delta]

My friend literally downloaded a text file and got everything in payday 2

[dire widget]

Could you please tell me where to locate this text file 😳

[sly flint]

doubt

[dire widget]

Become Jaded vs remain ignorant

[hidden perch]

Frontier justice is a really good engineer gun for MvM

Just buy extended magazine so it has normal magazine, then stay alive the entire round and you just banked at least 20 crits

[royal shadow]

Pirating

[dire widget]

Wait shit uh

It was ironic

[royal shadow]

too late

[dire widget]

So it doesn’t count

Pleas

I beg of you

[royal shadow]

You have been reported to the payday 2 twitter account

[dire widget]

Almir my beloved

I’m sorry

[royal shadow]

Your golden spoon has been revoked

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/infinity-war-avengers-spider-man-death-vanish-gif-12094481

Goodbye Golden spoon my beloved

[torpid flint]

this is where i live IRL. HMU

thats me in the photo btw!!

[sly flint]

did you put bacon on your head

[turbid swift]

damn for how long were you inside look at ur pale skin

[austere mulch]

Anyone here play apex?

[barren pagoda]

yea, they made some cool changes

too bad they also made everyone that isnt brute absolutely overpowered

[dire widget]

Nice!

[barren pagoda]

yea, brute is the only fun monster tho

[dire widget]

Yeh, that’s true

Bahgra and mala are just too OP to enjoy

One shotting people doesn’t feel fun once you realise how annoying it is

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862371351234215946/862684439658364968/unknown.png

This is what actually carry looks like

[uneven urchin]

first machina thing

[vestal rampart]

The epic uhh, uhh

[stable berry]

The act of killing two individuals commonly referred to as double kills

[uneven urchin]

Just had my most braindead tf2 moment ever

be sniper
see level 3 sentry
im outside its range
fire at it
engineer is right there
he heals it w the rescue ranger
i fire
he heals
i fire
he heals
back and forth for about 30 seconds
realize what a dumbass i am
shoot engineer instead
he's dead
destroy sentry

[stable berry]

Engineer should of just used wrangler to snipe you with sentry

[uneven urchin]

or used it to move his sentry

[sly flint]

too bad its also really boring 🥱
blutsager ftw

[uneven urchin]

but he was a gibus engineer i had no excuse

[stable berry]

You would be surprised how many unsuspecting pub snipers I've killed with wrangler

It alot

[vestal rampart]

Pie

[oak ore]

ayyo peep the 69 wins

fucking hilarious i tellsya

[upbeat flume]

postal dude

[oak ore]

you've got to be fucking kidding me

[upbeat flume]

butt sauce

[solemn bridge]

Why you sayng it :c

[prisma marten]

fuck

[torpid gate]

ficl

[prisma marten]

😔

i have been called out for my mistakes

[torpid gate]

meat baby

[prisma marten]

yes

[uneven urchin]

did it again

[uneven urchin]

alright ladies and gents

get ready

3 new war paint cases

let's take a peek

number 1

hm, not bad

this fuckin war paint again

YO AN INTERESTING ONE

a well-worn commando grade is still a commando grade

it's worth a whopping 20 cents

[tender dawn]

@sly girder

[sly girder]

why tf u tagging me?????

[earnest dragon]

Skin moment

[sly flint]

best war paint

[uneven urchin]

Idk something about it doesn’t vibe with me

It isn’t bad by any means

But it just feels like there’s something missing

Everything’s very... mild about it

It’s a very reserved war paint

[sly flint]

you just dont understand the chadness of plaid

[sly flint]

Nice

[uneven urchin]

oh i thought u were talking about civic duty lmao

yea i love the plaid

plaid chad

[wooden token]

Plaid

[uneven urchin]

plaid

[sly flint]

okay good, youre still based

[uneven urchin]

HOW
HOW

Sniper stays so hydrated his pee is just pure water

[earnest dragon]

yes

clear piss is healthy

[sly flint]

akshually thats a sign youve drinken too much water

smh

[barren knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624244530954108958/862865396398030858/unknown.png

[royal shadow]

Dumbass acrid

[vocal moss]

intruder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762044409255690240/862920697239568424/Desktop_2021.07.08_-_19.01.55.06.DVR.mp4

[jolly glacier]

Fun game

[barren pagoda]

it is

[lilac heath]

every memory i have from intruder is positive

you are unable to have a bad experience in that game

[barren pagoda]

eh

i had to deal with Intruder tryhards

but otherwise very fun

[lilac heath]

there are people who tryhard intruder?

[austere mulch]

Any apex dia players wanna play later?

[prisma marten]

you play ranked apex

[turbid swift]

76 is growing to be one of my favourite games ever based just on the community alone

i was doing an event and i got caught up in the middle of a nuke so I had to run and waste my radaways, but then a chad level 40 comes along and gives me 150 radaways like a champ

I will return such a favour to someone else when the time comes

[dire widget]

[austere mulch]

Why can't i send jpgs

[dire widget]

no image perms my friend

[austere mulch]

I wanna brag my apex game lmao

[dire widget]

too bad

talk more to get image perms

[austere mulch]

o

K

[dire widget]

Ultimate gaymer alliance rly do be doe

[turbid swift]

TF2 Lukasheko set:

1. Conscientious Objector
2. Carl
3. Siberian Sophisticate

[stable berry]

3 yodas

[torpid flint]

The scary

[dire widget]

half lif

[upbeat flume]

HOW?!?!

show me secrets on how 2006 roblox

[torpid flint]

thats 2008 read tart

:trol:

[jolly glacier]

nice

[upbeat flume]

PLEASE JUST TELL ME HOW 2 PLAY 2008 ROBLOX

[silent cave]

no LOL

[torpid flint]

Google bro...

cuz

Novetus is ga

[upbeat flume]

what am I supposed to google @torpid flint

[torpid flint]

Novetus itch.io

[upbeat flume]

..ok

Finally

A good itch.io game

[bronze lodge]

jumpscare

[dire widget]

after god knows how long practicing on flying, i finally got it

time to do it with a jet

also, in other news, my love life has updated

dead lost motorcycle club member my beloved

[hidden perch]

Damn

[prisma marten]

i talked to the guys at the start and i fought against them and won

also car chase happened

help me

[dire widget]

death

[prisma marten]

indeed

first one in a second

that's the guys i was talking to

ratsmacker1 died

[dire widget]

@vivid badger would y'all wanna play some CS:GO sometime soon?

[bronze lodge]

@earnest dragon how does that shit work

[jolly glacier]

What shit

[earnest dragon]

What

[bronze lodge]

bot adventures

[earnest dragon]

Uh

Well

[bronze lodge]

I did no damage

[earnest dragon]

#808367952155901992

[dusty night]

@frail ice

[frail ice]

death

[inland tapir]

@white sinew

[wild widget]

[strange blade]

After numerous attempts I finally beat the boss I was stuck on in dark souls 3

[royal shadow]

The funny dancer go slash slash

And whoops there goes health

[uneven urchin]

im gonna kill myself

[uneven urchin]

ugh

[sly flint]

Playing the original monstrum

Great game

[barren pagoda]

It is

50 brutes tho

[sly flint]

?

Just got bodied again

This time by the flower head guy

My only gripe so far is a max of 70 fucking fov

okay this guy kinda looks like a summoner wtf

also telekinesis?

[barren pagoda]

so first was the hunter

now the fiend

[sly flint]

The hunter kinda sounds like the l4d hunter lol

okay now i know all their names

Holy shit i heard one

He was like 5m away from me

I threw my bottle

fuck my flashlight burnt out

Bro theres one right below me

Hes not coming up tho

wtf

fuck its a brute

I think I got him with my radio

He just passed by my locker

Thank god

noooo he keeps passing by me

fuck me i cant even find my way inside

I just wasted my last audio distractor

HE JUST RIPPED THE DOOR OFF THE LOCKER RIGHT NEXT TO ME

AAAAAAA

Theres some hugely loud beeping noise

wtf

brooooo the brute is coming and im hiding under a dingy table!!!

help!!!!!!!!

ok hes gone i think

I dont hear him anymore

Fuck he saw me

I tried to run but I crouched instead

And died

Yoooo i got a backpack

Ayyy i got a flaregun

Its a fiend its a fiend its a fiend

I just saw it go up some stairs

They dont make any sound while walking

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Found some cutters

Lets goo

Fuck man she got me

[barren pagoda]

fear

[sly flint]

I was about to go up the stairs and cut off the helicopter cables

[barren pagoda]

so beeping sound = danger btw

thats the cam

[sly flint]

ahh thanks

Ill keep that in mind

[barren pagoda]

cams will alert the monster

if you hear BWAH BWAH alarm sounds

you are fucked

You need to leave ASAP

[sly flint]

damn aight

goin back in

[barren pagoda]

flickering lights = fiend

the lights will flicker when he's in proximity

egg sacks = hunter

[sly flint]

aight

makes sense

[barren pagoda]

loud sounds and bright orange light = brute

[sly flint]

just heard the cams on 2 different floors

[barren pagoda]

oh also you can tape up the cams

makes them unable to do jack

[sly flint]

oh thats what the tape is for? nice

Bolt cutters obtained again

Gotta rush to the heli

wires cut, 2 more things to do

shit its the hunter

i see the egg sacs

damn theres a cam over here

Holy shit i outran the hunter

I stepped on an egg sac and he popped up outta nowhere

I fuckin ran to the other side of the ship

I hear him

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK HE CAME FROM THE VENT

I died

[pearl stream]

sus

[peak geyser]

among us in real life

[sly flint]

shut the fuck up that was the scariest thing ive ever experienced

[peak geyser]

go ahead

shoot yourself

[sly flint]

fuck you i already have

I didnt feel a thing

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[neat lodge]

i don't care a jot

john cena

absolute vacuum

[sly flint]

Yo mama

[dire widget]

@sly flint u got monstrum II?

Fuck yeah

That’s like 7 people who have monstrum II here now

Meaning if we all play a game together, whoever plays monster is gonna have a shit time

[upbeat flume]

monstrum?

[dire widget]

Yes

II to be exact

[upbeat flume]

What's that?

[dire widget]

Monstrum II is like the first game, but multiplayer

[upbeat flume]

:0

[snow pecan]

[dire widget]

@snow pecan stop breathing

[sly flint]

No i have the original monstrum

[dire widget]

\h

ah

[sly flint]

Great game play it if you havent

[dire widget]

mhm, will do

by the way, ever heard of this great game called monstrum II?

[sly flint]

yes