media-posts

[unreal hatch]

A lot of it is just tedious item collecting.

Then there's a few you need to do an insane amount of playthroughs.

[charred epoch]

85% on sl

[unreal hatch]

Spec Ops the line only took 12 hours to 100%.

I guess the hardest achievement there is the FUBAR difficulty since a few parts are incredibly unfair.

[wooden token]

I know they work on Reaper Leviathans

[frail ice]

might be worth testing it then

[earnest dragon]

Negotiate with that yet?

[frail ice]

I think the answer is self explanatory

[earnest dragon]

Mhm

Honestly i wish you could tame leviathans

Thatd be a great feature

[strange hill]

I shall try Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition difficulty

[unreal hatch]

There's sections where you need to know that the game is actually broken in your favour to even progress.

Where you take so much fire while moving from cover to cover that the game actually regenerates you to full health once you move enough.

[lilac heath]

you can pacify sea dragons if you insult their mother

just say "your mom"

[dire widget]

@frail ice have you killed it yet

[lilac heath]

it has a chance to instantly kill them

[dire widget]

Simple I swear to god if you haven’t killed it yet

[fierce sandal]

you can just go into the command console and type 'HIGHEX'[it has to be in all caps] and it makes your shots explosive

[lilac heath]

i killed the ||shadow|| leviathan in below zero

the first one i found

[dire widget]

Just to clarify

Is that below zero spoilers in that spoiler box

[lilac heath]

it's the name of one of the leviathans

so no story spoilers

[fierce sandal]

the command 'TURTLE' gives you full hp+kevlar and 'TOOLUP' is supposed to give you every weapon in the game but I haven't tried it yet

[dire widget]

I assume yes then

[fierce sandal]

oh yeah the thing in spoilers is just shadow

[lilac heath]

fool

[fierce sandal]

[dire widget]

Wankah

[lilac heath]

if you want help on where to go in below zero

i know how to tell you without spoiling

[dire widget]

Shut it

[lilac heath]

there's a section near the end where you ||get NO fucking guidance||

[dire widget]

Do not say a word

No

[lilac heath]

ok

[dire widget]

I am not reading that

I am not

Reading that

I am not

[lilac heath]

when you inevitably get stuck

tell me

[dire widget]

I am not

Reading your sentences

[lilac heath]

cry about it

[dire widget]

I am blocking them

From my mind

[lilac heath]

terran is in the credits

[dire widget]

I know

He was smug about that

[lilac heath]

that's the entire story

you're attempting to find terran

hubert dies at the end

[dire widget]

Die

[neat remnant]

the main character dies at the end

maybe

[dire widget]

Please

Do not spoil

[neat remnant]

i don't even know who the main character is

[dire widget]

Ok but please

This is like my one game

Along with alyx that I want to go into completely blind

[neat remnant]

i'm surprised you have not been spoiled on alyx

that shit is everywhere

my advice is to not look in the comments of any half life videos ever until you've beaten it

[knotty solar]

Wrong alyx

[neat remnant]

what the fuck

what other alyx is there that is spelled like alyx

[dire widget]

Wait no

WhAt I mean is

I held off hla spoilers for a year

And finally got to play it completely blind

Which was nice

[dire widget]

And I wish for the same experience with below zero

Since subnautica is one of my favourite games ever

[neat remnant]

ok then what fucking alyx was hom talking about

[dire widget]

I am not sure

[lilac heath]

be prepared for the bit where you get no directions on where to proceed with the game

(spoiler free message above)

[neat remnant]

now copypaste the entire story of subnautica below zero

[dire widget]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[lilac heath]

Robin Ayou ||does your mother and then finds out that her sister was actually doing her mother and that the leviathans were doing her mother and then finds out that the alien is doing your mother and that your mother was the|| subject's genitals||and that the fish were doing your mother and that alterra was doing your mother and that she was doing her mother and that jschlatt was doing her mother and that marguiret was doing her mother and that the snowstalkers were doing her mother and the penglings were doing her mother and the pengwings were doing her mother and that alan james was doing her mother and that the ice worm looks like a|| penis

[lilac heath]

also do not search up anything on google for help

i did and it's just fucking flooded with youtube thumbnails & titles that give away about 95% of the story

[jolly glacier]

I just watched a YouTube play through inside of playing the game myself it’s called skill

[uneven urchin]

My 9-year-old brother's first time playing tf2, what a gamer

[lilac heath]

what a gamer

[fierce sandal]

Nice

[solemn citrus]

Tfw some nine year old plays more classes than you do

I have 10 minutes on heavy and 120 hours on sniper h

[barren pagoda]

my little brother fucking hates TF2 lmao

not because of the gameplay but he has some kind of hatred for all of their characters

[ruby wyvern]

wtf half of these took me 6 months of playing to get

im not gamer 😔

[uneven urchin]

Damn you got owned

[neat remnant]

mikel brother

[strange hill]

Holy shit he's a tank

[turbid swift]

i dont even have this yet

1100 hours came in handy

[uneven urchin]

Damn you must be really bad, can’t even pass the tutorial

[sly flint]

chad gamer

[vernal quiver]

@queen lotus

[queen lotus]

But W H Y

[vernal quiver]

its a surprisngly efficient power method

[dire widget]

came to my senses

hunt down the freeman is no more

[dusty night]

good

[dawn birch]

Fuck you Half-Life:Source

[stable berry]

Why

Meanie

[dawn birch]

The game has a ton of bugs

[stable berry]

Every game has bugs

Shut up

Nerd

[pearl vine]

shit you got pavlov?

my man

[dawn birch]

This is a piece of junk that Half-Life crammed into the Source engine

[stable berry]

Shut up

[dire widget]

shut it, i am a hl enjoyer

[stable berry]

Imagine being cringe

[dawn birch]

It's a test engine, to put it mildly

[stable berry]

Thinking half life source is bad

[dire widget]

true cringe

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/revehuislol-lolz-gif-20006837

[pearl vine]

its a good game

csgo 2 gmod x vr

[dire widget]

mhm, it is great

[dawn birch]

What do you think of Hunting Freeman?

[dire widget]

i like to just fuck about and play Russian roulette with friends

[dire widget]

it was ok

[stable berry]

Trash

[dire widget]

also me and my friend recreated the fight from revenge of the sith on the bridge map on the pillars

with out knives

twas geniunley great

[wheat fable]

Half life source is really buggy and unpolished

Like extremely

Like entire map disappearing buggy

[dire widget]

mhm

but hls funy

[wheat fable]

Funny but buggy

[dire widget]

f uny

[sly flint]

based

[fossil coral]

no

[sly flint]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-ok-and-gif-19666657

[fossil coral]

ultra chad gamer

[mortal eagle]

gaming

[unreal hatch]

gaming

[dire widget]

gaming

[cunning geyser]

imagine

being with the whole chaos squad and rescuing a facility guard

[uneven urchin]

poggers

[dire widget]

S C O T L A N D

[uneven urchin]

F O R E V E RRRRRRRRR

[dire widget]

* Bagpipes intensify *

[uneven urchin]

Underbarrel shotgun for the rocket launcher

[frail ice]

hmm

[uneven urchin]

amazing

i saw one of those mounting systems for sale the other day, 2 fuckin grand for it

[dire widget]

my god simple

slay it already

go out there

knife in hand

and stab it

[dire widget]

i would buy this

[earnest dragon]

Same

[dire widget]

too bad my government draws the line at knives

[peak geyser]

"bli*ish" person?>????

[dire widget]

sadly

a fate worse than death

[sly flint]

Imagine not already owning two plaid potshotter wairpainted weapons

[uneven urchin]

bro i dont even own the rocket jumper yet

Anotha one

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-more-time-gif-4816107

[last vale]

any gamers

[prisma marten]

no

[peak geyser]

neck

[dire widget]

long neck

[peak geyser]

we should play some payday 2 together sometime

[vivid panther]

Fight against Bloodsuckers, didn't know there were 5 of them

[dire widget]

yeah, would be fun

holla at me when

[dire widget]

why did the money bag temporarily fly into the void

[dire widget]

I spent 3 hours on one heist

Just to realise it is impossible to do solo in the escape sequence

I wasted 800,000$ on offshore money and 3 hours of my life

[jolly glacier]

those guys are bastards

i remember doing that one "clear the village of bloodsuckers" mission in SoC

[dire widget]

Are they bastards to kill?

[vivid panther]

Yeah, they can tank at least one mag from automatic guns, even end-game ones

[dire widget]

Shit man

Those things packin

[vivid panther]

Now remember that there are 6-10 of them in that village, all are hard to see. Quite a challenge if you don't know the game

[dire widget]

Jeez

Can you escape em at least?

[turbid swift]

play dark souls

the end

[dire widget]

No

[turbid swift]

oh ok

[lilac heath]

No

[turbid swift]

fair enough

[stable berry]

Dark souls sucks

[turbid swift]

oh no

my world has now ended

[vivid panther]

You can, they mover slower than your character sprinting, so it's not that hard honestly

[dire widget]

That’s good then

Though I think I saw em teleport?

[vivid panther]

They also do a loud breathing noise in invis mode, so they are not completely invincible

[vivid panther]

Nah, they can't do that thankfully

[dire widget]

Ah, I thought they were teleporting

[dire widget]

Thank God for that lmao

[vivid panther]

I remember when I was a kid, I played Stalker for the first time and got to the first underground lab, and there was the first bloodsucker section in here. A scripted roaring/screaming noise, that thing running towards me and eating AK bullets with ease made quite an impression on me, to the point I couldn't complete this lab for the next two years, that's how scared I was

[dire widget]

I get that

That’s happened to me multiple times with other games

Like how I cannot go anywhere near reapers one subnautica unless I’m in a cyclops

[jolly glacier]

it was this for me but with that controller at the end

i had some mod on so the screaming was even worse

[dire widget]

I have yet to play staler actually

Do you recommend it?

[vivid panther]

Hell yeah, it's a classic that should be checked out by anyone

[dire widget]

Niceu

I’ll defo check it out then

[jolly glacier]

its a bit rough around the edges imo

still good

[dire widget]

Mhm, I’m used to games like that

I like the gritty feeling it gives

[jolly glacier]

it was made in like 2012 though i think?

idk

2014

[vivid panther]

Oh yeah, that thing as well. The first time I got past the bloodsucker, I just decided to speedrun the lab and especially that last section, I quickly ran towards the exit and only heard the scream, just didn't fight the thing

[jolly glacier]

same lmao

[vivid panther]

2007, and it was 5 years in development

[jolly glacier]

o damn i was guessing way ahead

[turbid swift]

im gonna get stalker 2 but only because it seems like more metro and i love metro

[dire widget]

Oh, I’ve played metro exodus

[jolly glacier]

metro is the best

[dire widget]

Not completed it though, it bugged out on me

[vivid panther]

Metro was developed by ex-Stalker devs, so... yeah, there are similarities

[jolly glacier]

i wasn't too big of a fan of exodus (probably cause i couldn't run it all that well) but the first two are awesome

the redux versions at least

[vivid panther]

I only completed the 2033 Redux, didn't really get interested to go further. Good game, just didn't catch me

[jolly glacier]

its linear compared to stalker being openworld

[dire widget]

Wait

Which one did I play?

I can’t remember now that I think about it

[stable berry]

Bloody Raptors

[dire widget]

It was the one with the thicc as fuck librarians

[vivid panther]

2033 or Last Light, probably the first option

[dire widget]

Yes

2033

[vivid panther]

Me in natural environments, that's why I stay at home

[stable berry]

@dire widget pack hunting in jwe2 and ai mosasaurus 😳

[dire widget]

👀👀👀

Holy monkey

Dead people

[stable berry]

Large dinosaurs should be able to hunt sauropods

[dire widget]

True

I really hope the Dino mechanics are fleshed out in the sequel

[stable berry]

Still haven't revealed how eating and feeders will work

[dire widget]

When will they show some gameplay dammit

[stable berry]

Literally in operation genesis herbivores didn't need feeders

Jwe Shit game

[dire widget]

True true

Dinos don’t have fully modelled cock and balls

Game ruined

[stable berry]

Dinosaurs don't shit crappy game

[dire widget]

Valid criticism

[barren pagoda]

lmao those raptors look entirely like utahraptors

bet they're still called velos tho

[stable berry]

JP Raptors are based on deinonychus but Micheal criton changed the name to velociraptor because it sounds cooler

Even though velociraptors are from china

[pearl stream]

i forgot how fucking HARD payday's soundtracks SLAP

Imo there isn't ANY song that has a better alternative in this game while gunning down thousands of cops while stealing cocaine

[earnest dragon]

It do slap tho

[lilac heath]

i thought it was subnautica for like 2 seconds

[barren pagoda]

a council

[gentle hinge]

This…actually looks really fun to play

[barren pagoda]

it really is

i would not play it so much if it wasnt

all i can say is avoid legacy

if you download, immediately go to EVIRMIA beta branch

legacy just isnt nearly as good combat or aesthetic-wise

they're also going to add playable humans in case you want to be hunted by a pile of dinosaurs

[gentle hinge]

That already happens when I play Ark anyways, so it’s nothing new

[turbid swift]

god scp:sl is the dumbest game but its fucking amazing. especially late at night

[frail ice]

Dingus

[barren pagoda]

ghoul

[dire widget]

Meanies

[turbid swift]

le monkey

LE BEST GANG

VERY GOOD GANG

BEST GANG

[dire widget]

I have been attempting this

for 3 hours

[stable berry]

Attempting the what

[earnest dragon]

Simply succeed

[dire widget]

working on it

[earnest dragon]

Good to hear

[pearl stream]

@dire widget are you trying to stealth it

[dire widget]

No

I am just out of my mind rn

my brain mush

[stable berry]

Me when stealth is the optional

[dire widget]

and cannot get head working

[pearl stream]

do you want help

you're offline nvm

[dire widget]

yeah

I do not have good stuff for online si i would most likely be booted

so offline it is

besides, it'll all be worth it

this hiest is worth 5,000,000

[pearl stream]

if something happens and the heist fails then ping me

[dire widget]

alrighty

[turbid swift]

le charger

he do be chargin tho

[dire widget]

OH MY FUGKIN GOD

I FINALLKY

MY GODXC

IT'S DONE

[sly flint]

what heist is that

oh panic room

that one was a bitch in the original game

[dire widget]

yeh i can assume so

barely functioning brain me didn't find it very easy either

[sick hatch]

panic room is fun

[dire widget]

mhm

true dat

[sick hatch]

gaming

[dire widget]

paining

[sick hatch]

i haven't played pd2 in years

[pearl stream]

my power went out in the middle of a stealth heist

[dire widget]

pain

[peak geyser]

pain

i basically have only done stealth

[open crystal]

i prefer loud because i like to go pew pew

[dire widget]

same

and the new minigun i just bought with all that panic room money will help me nicely with that

[peak geyser]

@dire widget want to play some payday now?

[dire widget]

cannot rn, I'm having a break soon

but in like 30-40 minutes, I'll be free @peak geyser

[peak geyser]

k

[peak geyser]

you free now?

[dire widget]

yes

gaming public vc?

[peak geyser]

sure

[gentle hinge]

The real gamer’s game

[pine fox]

Another lord of the cinders I see

[peak geyser]

bain

[earnest dragon]

Why the fuck are you talking about it in game room

[autumn oxide]

because

[dire widget]

fakc you

[rotund sapphire]

he left

[autumn oxide]

never have

[dire widget]

scarey

[mortal eagle]

What

[dire widget]

CITIES
SKYLINES

[charred epoch]

The jingle is in my head now

[turbid swift]

AA-12
Rocket Launcher with double barrel

also, alot of regeneration halos

[strange hill]

Man now I want to play TABG

:murder:

[jolly glacier]

Damn tabg has really made a comeback

Remember getting it for free and there’s 5k people

Months later there’s like 60 total

Now it’s back up to 2k

[dire widget]

Hello yeah

And wait for it to go to 20

[jolly glacier]

i used to play tabz

i think its dead now

sad

[dire widget]

Mhm

[uneven urchin]

yo factory new

thats worth a whole 18 cents

[snow pecan]

@deep dagger this is the proof

[deep dagger]

Oh wow, neat

[snow pecan]

but now

stuck in SALO difficulty lol

also it's legendary+ difficulty so, not suggested for any beginner

[frail ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821204712601681924/855641970944901140/Bob_fucking_dies.mp4

and the sequel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821204712601681924/855653670904922162/Bob_Dies_again.mp4

[strange hill]

yEah bab

[lilac heath]

dread

[frail ice]

[lilac heath]

https://youtu.be/nw9oKrG94s8

from some of the people that made barotrauma

this looks really fun

releasing this year

[barren pagoda]

idk, it feels like it misses a lot of the chaos of Baro

looks really co-op and team oriented, but less RP chaos

[lilac heath]

it looks like it’s much more scary/horror

which i love because barotrauma has a lot of potential to be scary

[sly flint]

Is it actually scary though

[snow pecan]

almost read that as "Hidden Deez"

[errant gate]

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-eyes-chicken-squinting-despicable-me-gif-13584722

[turbid swift]

Take it

[prisma marten]

trol

try getting tactical reload blessings

they're op

unload two guns and switch between them to become sonic

[strange hill]

Speed

[prisma marten]

yes

[upbeat flume]

suffering

[dire widget]

Waiting

[upbeat flume]

sven co-op chaos?

[turbid swift]

ye

I just had a doorstuck moment

i got stuck on a door

kinda sus

[sick hatch]

sven coop but proto

[frail ice]

Gordon Furman in the flesh

[frail ice]

As for the fursuit, I think you've earned it

[silent cave]

#winning

[open crystal]

how do you get ksp to look good

[queen lotus]

Gaming chairs

[bitter solar]

ksp 3

i don't have ksp

[silent cave]

i have a plan

[royal shadow]

Don't do it...

[snow pecan]

uhhhh

now what?

y r u staring at me

[unreal hatch]

Oh

[snow pecan]

yup

it just

chilling there

[unreal hatch]

He chillin

[snow pecan]

yeh

@unreal hatch idk if this is stupid or what, but can I just streaming my screen as staring at him?

[uneven urchin]

hey can somebody that's actually good at tf2 donate me a rocket jumper? i'm a soldier main who can't rocket jump and i just accepted a contract that needs me to get kills while rocket jumping to force myself to learn

[dire widget]

sorry, nada

@rotund sapphire what about you?

[pearl stream]

@uneven urchin scrap two class weapons and buy one off scrap.tf

[rotund sapphire]

dont have spare

[uneven urchin]

lemme look into that

[dire widget]

damn

[pearl stream]

or just trade a weapon for it because it's technically worth 0.5 scrap

[uneven urchin]

Is this cheaper than just flat-out buying one for 99 cents? Not very familiar with the TF2 economy

[pearl stream]

yup

every weapon on scrap.tf is worth 0.5 scrap

killstreaks and titles give them actual value

etc

[uneven urchin]

I see

thanks for the tip, setting up an account now

[stable berry]

Scrap.tf bad 😎

[frail ice]

scrap.tf is still around?

wow

[uneven urchin]

@pearl stream huge thanks for the suggestion man, got the rocket jumper and treated myself to the panic attack as well

[stable berry]

Panic attack best shotgun for pyro and solider

[uneven urchin]

So I’ve heard

It also looks like a trench gun, which is cool as hell

So I figured “eh, it’s half a piece of scrap, why not”

Overall scrap.tf went pretty smoothly

Might visit it again once I get another piece of scrap

[ebon sandal]

Gaming moment

[sly flint]

the old one was the best for engie 😔

still salty that they changed it

and ill continue to be salty until it's reverted

[stable berry]

Just use the frontier justice

Best aggressive engi gun

[pearl stream]

Widowmaker is my favorite

I always hit my shots with it

[uneven urchin]

Can't relate lmao

[stable berry]

Widowmaker is for people that can't build sentries

[pearl stream]

me after using widowmaker to defend my sentry successfully from two pyros and a demo

[uneven urchin]

real chads use the pomson

[dire widget]

real chads use rocket jumper, parachute and never touch their melee

[stable berry]

Rate my epic enclosure

[dire widget]

death

[dire widget]

release them

[stable berry]

I'm not down making park yet

[charred epoch]

Not down making

[dire widget]

dammit

[stable berry]

Gotta make all the carnivores in light fences first

[strange hill]

CAPTA- boom

I feel like I know what it is without remembering it

Ah

[barren knot]

sorry for the ping but do you really think the Evirmia is worth playing now?

[stable berry]

The isle is fun

Shit community but fun

[frail ice]

[earnest dragon]

🥚

[plain hound]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-what-huh-will-smith-i-mean-gif-15916247

[unreal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-an-l-gif-19065910

[dire widget]

Damn

I’ll never forget my nuclear “incident” one

That is my magnum opus

[earnest dragon]

what

[raw pier]

Dinosaur

[strange hill]

scoped canon

[raw pier]

Add a silencer

And extended mags

[spice ferry]

good game.

[torpid gate]

Lol

[turbid swift]

Seems about right

[cunning geyser]

very epic

[strange hill]

First win yay

[prisma marten]

nice

[sick hatch]

DoubleDildoWieldingWarior

[prisma marten]

his weapons?

they are magical

[strange hill]

Worst thing is that they were a ttv

[prisma marten]

you are better then them

[turbid swift]

I probably get it, is it the endless staircase?

[vestal rampart]

We're gaming

[ebon sandal]

Agreed

Are you enjoying Overwatch?

[vestal rampart]

What

[ebon sandal]

Solider from Overwatch

[vestal rampart]

[vestal rampart]

I'm going to overreact now

[ebon sandal]

[vestal rampart]

🍞

[ebon sandal]

What are you going to do with that bread?

[autumn oxide]

I feel u

[vivid panther]

Got launched far away from the map

[dire widget]

everything is fine

[jolly glacier]

Reminds me of arma

[upbeat flume]

loving it

[light spruce]

IF I CANT ADVERTISE LIKE THIS ILL STOP DONT WARN ME PLS

[upbeat flume]

im not from poland

[light spruce]

k im asking ppl from poland

[earnest dragon]

You cant advert

[light spruce]

well its not really an ad but ok

c:

i tried

[upbeat flume]

its till a ad

since you are advertising a SERVER

[light spruce]

ok sheeesh

you can stop

now

bruh

[upbeat flume]

..im just explaining

[earnest dragon]

@turbid swift

[turbid swift]

@light spruce No advertising

[light spruce]

ok i understand already

i know it scince 12 messages ago

damn

[earnest dragon]

You broke a rule and got told not to, dont be an ass about it

[light spruce]

im not

[earnest dragon]

Doubt

[light spruce]

i said i understand that i cant advertise and you keep talking about it like im a dumb 5 year old

[earnest dragon]

Even a 5 year old can read the rules

[upbeat flume]

thats because

you are.

[light spruce]

no im not, im 14 actually

now ur toxic

[sleek gazelle]

i think i got warned once for advertising

like 1-2 years ago

and thats it

[upbeat flume]

Not sure why. But here's my mod folder because. why not

[pearl stream]

ok

[upbeat flume]

there if you wanna install new kids i guess :/

MODS-

FUCK

[formal cargo]

when

[upbeat flume]

dio relaxin

[formal cargo]

[upbeat flume]

guys

itspewdio

[formal cargo]

true

[torpid flint]

i really liked this part of the hl2 intro

[rotund sapphire]

2fort

[dire widget]

engine gaming

[upbeat flume]

literally apologizes for dying

funniest mod

[dire widget]

funniest fnf mod

[dire widget]

what exactly do you want me to suggest?

ok

hmm

yes

that is a key component

you would also need to program the ghost sorta

unless you made it so a player controls it

alright, good idea

well you'd need to make sure that the ghosts cant go in the lockers n wardrobes n shit

true true

[neat remnant]

[peak geyser]

capitalism breeds innovation

[unreal hatch]

People drop the term capitalism pretty loosely, it's basically just the belief in capital (personal belongings) and the ability to exchange them.

Chips Ahoy is an already established brand, sold across the world with massive money and brand recognition already. If you had enough starting capital a good product and a good strategy you could compete with and maybe even put them out of business over a long enough timeframe.

[neat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[unreal hatch]

But to out compete against Amazon? You'd need a stranglehold over the US government via millions of dollars in lobbying to get the same preferential treatment taxwise, contractwise, lawwise, etc.

Anyway, back to gaming.

Not a libertarian, just pure fact.

Jeff Bezos doesn't pay tax because he's some mastermind, they just let him do it.

[dire widget]

Kill

[uneven urchin]

brrrrrrrrrrt

[dire widget]

I am heavy weapons guy

and this...is my weapon

[sly flint]

Brooo is that a microgun

@dire widget chad choice

[dire widget]

yes

[sly flint]

personally I use da vulcan minigun

i like the aesthetics of it

[dire widget]

i see

i use the minigun i use because i am not spending money on a game i already bought for money

[sly flint]

good choice

If i had the power to do so id go back in time and stop myself from buying so many dlcs

aside from the overkill dlc because i like the vulcan minigun

[peak geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/842460029172580372/unknown.png

[sly flint]

lmao how

[dire widget]

mhm i see

[sly flint]

only 9 dlc
pathetic

[dire widget]

guessing you just sat by while your friends did it

[sly flint]

I have like 15

[peak geyser]

i actually was active

[sly flint]

🥲

[peak geyser]

spotting, finding stuff, the whole shbang

[dire widget]

mhm

guessing you had chameleon aced

[peak geyser]

had basically all of shinobi aced

[dire widget]

i see

[peak geyser]

stealth is a chore without it

[dire widget]

indeed

[peak geyser]

now it only wants to make me partially blow my brains out

[sly flint]

stealth is a chore in general

i hope payday 3 will make it somewhat fun

[simple saddle]

Woooooooooo!

[peak geyser]

loud is pretty good already, so i do hope the focus is more on stealth

[sly flint]

yeah

[dire widget]

oh god

[peak geyser]

or more improvements to stealth

[dire widget]

payday 3

[peak geyser]

yes

[sly flint]

payday 3 is set for 2023

no need to worry bro you got 2 years

[dire widget]

i do not have high hopes

for it

[sly flint]

and maybe more if they delay it

I mean it's on UE4

so my hopes are pretty mid

[dire widget]

since their marketing team is koch, lots of people are saying it might be epic games exclusive

[sly flint]

nah

theyve already gotten massive backlash before i dont think theyd want to go through that again

[dire widget]

i guess so

[sly flint]

besides im sure they make enough money to not be persuaded by epic games

[peak geyser]

yeah

[dire widget]

mhm

and my second fear is just

money grabbing shit

i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't wanna have to buy dlc to play the game and keep up with metas and shit

[sly flint]

me too

thats my one gripe

had i not bought all of those dlcs i couldve bought half my wishlist

worst part is i barely play the game anymore

nor do i want to that much

[peak geyser]

the benevolent bank

a neoclassical beauty

[sly flint]

stfu gus fring

[charred epoch]

I was thinking of getting payday 2 but I don't want to keep buying all the dlcs

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-the-dentist-payday2-payday-gaming-gif-21813415

[sly flint]

who needs dlc when the xm556 microgun exists

[sly flint]

steroid overdose

[peak geyser]

the crentist

[dire widget]

the dementist

[sly flint]

ew mp3 files

too lazy to download and play 🥱

[peak geyser]

waow

i fone

[dire widget]

are you a cringe phoner?

[sly flint]

im at my relatives house

so yes

im forced to live by the smart phone

[dire widget]

Damn

It was just le funny caretaker forget song

[pearl vine]

jokes aside how did he inflate his fucking chest

[formal cargo]

bruh

[neat remnant]

he's just that cool

[torpid flint]

"...We've been rather busy in your absence, Mr. Freeman..."

[strange hill]

Just won with this thing, holy fuck it's OP

[ebon sandal]

Perhaps

[sick hatch]

jarl axe with da compensator

[wispy basin]

yes.

[formal cargo]

no

[half lava]

we be skybase raiding bois

Spoiler alert:
||It was an admin base, and one of em came online when we were raiding, so now all of the server admins are hunting us down||

[upbeat flume]

unturned

[upbeat flume]

fuck

[stable berry]

No

[upbeat flume]

man got the puro sign

[upbeat flume]

demoknight tf2

[hallow breach]

Just got an Australium eye lander

Yesterday

[sly flint]

non caber user
cringe!

[hallow breach]

I sold it

For 70 keys

and got an australium Rocket Launcher

[prisma marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601486235416133642/856631845110022164/Apex_Legends_2021-06-21_21-28-00.mp4

gaming

[red comet]

lol

[torn rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668819422919524352/856236440060166155/Barotrauma_2021-06-20_15-13-57_Trim.mp4

[earnest dragon]

lstar 😔

[prisma marten]

I have 40 knocks with lmgs

i'd use any other weapon but I want to look at 11/11 instead of 10/11

[frail ice]

The Demos

[jolly horizon]

i dont remember who this is so I'm just gonna say it's @lilac heath

[lilac heath]

i didn't even play

[mortal eagle]

that logicier make my day

[turbid swift]

It’s usually G

Damn

Just look up the general controls on your phone

Hold down the right D pad then

[torpid flint]

heal

got damn!!

[uneven urchin]

walk it off

[bitter solar]

DUGONG BEST BEST 🇨🇳

[peak geyser]

Dugong | Tiananmen Square (Factory New)

[bitter solar]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1660106490810866920/A98EBCBEEEEFF7CE70854F8F958E0B76F67481A8/?imw=512&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

Dug

my favourite sub

[tall comet]

[strange hill]

Guess I'm getting stress

[vivid panther]

The Zone is always full of surprises

[barren pagoda]

never trust cars

[sharp thistle]

Am i the only one with no mic and i cant do anything and always gets killed?

[strange hill]

Lots of folks have no mic too

[sharp thistle]

i am looking for text to speech and soundboards rn

[stable berry]

Just like buy a mic

[upbeat flume]

why buy a mic

when you can use the headphones or ears phones built in mic?

[sturdy shuttle]

Thats like saying "if youre homeless then just buy a house"

[stable berry]

No

Very different

[sturdy shuttle]

Not this

[stable berry]

Buying a house puts you in complete debt

[sturdy shuttle]

This

[sturdy shuttle]

Fait

Fair*

[upbeat flume]

why >:(

[sturdy shuttle]

Because you messaged cringe bruh

Also turn ping off when reply

[upbeat flume]

the irony

[upbeat flume]

no >:C

[sturdy shuttle]

[bitter solar]

doors

[upbeat flume]

what is this thing

[turbid swift]

first game in long time cheats still working
https://medal.tv/clips/56023086/d1337B7oMqjM

[solemn citrus]

I downloaded arknights as a joke but as it turns out I played for 4 hours straight last night and I am not addicted to furry anime girl collecting

Maybe I am

[earnest dragon]

Furry

[solemn citrus]

No 😀

[earnest dragon]

Youre the one playing the " furry anime girl collecting" game

[neat remnant]

download it

[mortal eagle]

now

[stable berry]

@dire widget pog moment

[dire widget]

Fuck yes

[barren pagoda]

dinosaurs are cool

[turbid swift]

T rex fans are shtewpid innit

[upbeat flume]

YOOOOO

[subtle parrot]

GUYS

TF2 UPDATE

NEAR 100MB

[uneven urchin]

DEADASS???

[silent cave]

tf2 players when they get an update that is more than 2 kb

[uneven urchin]

AN UPDATE??? AND ONE THAT HELPS WITH BOTS?????

PRAISE BE LORD GABEN

[earnest dragon]

Nice

[turbid swift]

still want that heavy update this decade tho

[cobalt shadow]

Wahoo update

[dire widget]

gaben could shoot us all in the leg and we'd praise him for not shooting us in the chest

[uneven urchin]

ayup

[dire widget]

indeedo fabino

[frail ice]

Good to see Valve are dealing with the bots again

[dire widget]

indeed

[dusty night]

woah

[dire widget]

indeedo mcleedo

[vestal rampart]

again

Was there a first time

[uneven urchin]

^

oh wait there was, it was when they muted all f2p players and it did jack

[silent cave]

free 2 pee

[vestal rampart]

All I did was buy Katzosky Kick

Then I could 🇪

[frail ice]

Fcking Bonked

[dire widget]

pan main

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuc-

turns out the WULULULULUL ending doesnt mean it's stopped chasing

thought i could outrun it

[charred epoch]

what is that thing?

[raw snow]

cloaker

[earnest dragon]

Moment

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468632331712987157/856999659720671252/D00D4B7F2854B7D0013A41651C4F64140AA7CF8C.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468632331712987157/857001059174973530/3E32EDC792A7E671C407FEEE62311CD2D7AEAFAE.png

[solemn citrus]

Actually sobbing rn
I won’t be home for 3 more hours I can’t touch the big localization files update 😭

Oh shit what you unboxed one??

[earnest dragon]

i unboxed dos

same hat, two effects

the hats honestly arent even that good, but the new effects slap

iridescence is a new god tier prolly

only availible on the hats in the crate tho

[solemn citrus]

You’re fucking kidding

God damn
Mobile airport WiFi is killing me

Lag is real

I hope they added guidance

[earnest dragon]

Guidance?

[pearl stream]

ya my friends are playing tf2 and are celebrating in casual servers

[earnest dragon]

Bots are gone for now

[dire widget]

hehe

niceu

[solemn citrus]

Guidance was a really cool purple weapon unusual effect

[pearl stream]

the new update (accidentally or not) crashes the software that was used to make the bots

[dire widget]

fr?

[earnest dragon]

No weapon or taunt effects

[pearl stream]

mhm

[dire widget]

so the problemo is completely gone?

[earnest dragon]

Just 6 hat ones

[solemn citrus]

I don’t have the link but it gave the mackerel laser eyes and looked rlly cool in the rifle

[earnest dragon]

Not including varients

[solemn citrus]

NOOOOO

😭

[earnest dragon]

They should add more weapon ones

[solemn citrus]

Update ruined

[earnest dragon]

Make em more interesting

[pearl stream]

for now ig

[earnest dragon]

So you want bots back?

[dire widget]

feck yea

so i guess it wasnt a lie when gabe said that they were gonna fix it

[solemn citrus]

no but my cool unusual effect :(

[earnest dragon]

There is a lot of cool unusual effects

[pearl stream]

now we dont have to play community servers that have a feature to make someone completely invincible and have guaranteed crits out of pure RNG!!

[dire widget]

lets go!

[earnest dragon]

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&browsesort=accepted&section=mtxitems

Accepted hats and effects

[dire widget]

Team Fortress 2

[solemn citrus]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2096686235 look at me and tell me this is not cool

Mm yes thenk

[earnest dragon]

Might be considered unbalanced

Acts as a laser

[dire widget]

yeah

[solemn citrus]

Yeah 😔 but I can’t say no to holy mackerel with laser eyes bro

[earnest dragon]

But it wont be added because op

Maybe

[dire widget]

medic coming out of the wall like 106

[uneven urchin]

they're back

[silent cave]

https://youtu.be/xDbIDKel-O4

[dire widget]

Lasted a whole of…how long exaclty?

[uneven urchin]

eh we've still got a few ways to get rid of em easier

and they cant kick on join now which is nice

[dire widget]

Niceu

[frail ice]

A large wave of bots will come

but it will dissipate a lot quicker this time around

[dire widget]

Mhm

What makes you say that?

[frail ice]

Gabe Newell himself told me

[rotund sapphire]

valve acknowledges it but barely anyone works on tf2

only 1 perma dev works on it and only like 2-3 that joins in and switch on other projects

[earnest dragon]

Its sad honestly

I dont get why they neglect it

[turbid swift]

what the fuck

84mb TF2 update????

oh.

[earnest dragon]

Ya

New crat

Eh hats

Good effects

[uneven urchin]

bro u missed the like

5 hours of 0 bots

[earnest dragon]

^

[uneven urchin]

i just landed a perfect rocket on an invisible spy, i feel unstoppable

It killed him

[silent cave]

he got what he wanted and left

[uneven urchin]

here we go again

wish me luck

hm, not bad

[dire widget]

How much money

Have you spent on paints now

[uneven urchin]

none? these are all contract rewards

[uneven urchin]

read the text lmao

[dire widget]

Contract

Yo epic

Free shit

I didn’t realise the contracts were free

[uneven urchin]

you gotta pay $3 for the contract pass, which is part of the whopping $13 i've spent on tf2

otherwise the rewards you get are free

[dire widget]

Ah

Mhm

Ok

[uneven urchin]

unless you spend the tickets you earn on crates that need keys to open

since you need to well

buy the keys

but how you spend your tickets is up to you

i buy the keyless war paint cases

[dire widget]

I bought a five guys today

They got me mushrooms instead of mustard

Even though I asked for mustard and not mushrooms

Anyways that’s cool

If I ever spend money on tf2, I’ll spend it on getting contracts

[uneven urchin]

they can be pretty fun

im gonna try to 100% em all

[dire widget]

Epic

Is there a final reward?

[uneven urchin]

australium contracker

iirc

be careful with which one you select tho, sometimes you can choose which contract to complete out of 3, but one you choose one, you're stuck with it until you complete it

[dire widget]

Epic

Is there a contract where you have to kill a lot of people with a frying pan

[uneven urchin]

afraid not

but there are weapon contracts

ex:

see how i can choose one of the 3

[dire widget]

Back scatter

Yes

I see

[uneven urchin]

and if you don't have the weapon for the contract they just lend it to you and take it back when the contract ends

i did the brass beast contract without owning a brass beast and it was pretty fun

[dire widget]

Epico

It did that to me with the banana

The pyroland ones are nice

I am currently trying to not get any perma weapons so I can save up room and get 23 refined metal to get an extra 50 slots

[uneven urchin]

So I just got this warpaint, minimal wear

and eh, it looks ok w minimal wear

but well worn?

[earnest dragon]

Snimper

[uneven urchin]

battle scarred?

this shit looks like the camo they got oh rhodesian fals

and that's cool as hell

[dire widget]

Mhm

[uneven urchin]

kinda wish i got it at a higher wear level

[dire widget]

Too bad piss jug sumpreme

[uneven urchin]

prolly gonna sell it

once i figure out how selling works since ive never done it

[dire widget]

Firstly