media-posts

[dire widget]

“The tall fox walked along the long beach”

[uneven urchin]

Ok read this:
"I walked to the store the other day, picked up some snacks, and walked home"

[dire widget]

Alrighty

There

[barren pagoda]

british

[dire widget]

Tf is an m4a

[uneven urchin]

yeah very british

[dire widget]

NOOOOO

[barren pagoda]

i cant deny what i hear

thats 100% brit

[dire widget]

God dammit

Well what about you wave

Do you sound Australian?

[barren pagoda]

mate idk

[dire widget]

Fair enough

[uneven urchin]

https://youtu.be/mesYYFvaDzo?t=235

Sounds Australian to me

[dire widget]

Yep

That’s an Aussie

[open crystal]

waves videos are a god send

2 man, 2 many brute

[dire widget]

Clearly, 50 brutes was one too many brutes

[charred epoch]

murder is fun

[barren pagoda]

wait does it actually sound aussie

[dire widget]

Wavepoole and wavepooles clone rambling on about 50 brutes permeating earths history

This is a great video

[barren pagoda]

i gotta make a vid again at some point

[open crystal]

yes

this time of monstrum 2

[burnt forge]

thats why you gotta remain calm at all times

[dire widget]

Any video ideas?

[barren pagoda]

alcohol

maybe while hunting bigfoot

[torpid flint]

was playing black mesa coop and this happened

[dire widget]

Sounds like a plan

[solemn citrus]

my friend told me about the secret room on pier
now im sad i didnt know about it before because pier is the best payload map

[charred epoch]

i've seen people in there

how do you even get there

or am i just stupid

[solemn citrus]

you gota vent

like the imposter from amog-

[vivid badger]

sus

[charred epoch]

a little suspicious

[dire widget]

A tad bit conspicuous

[charred epoch]

a wee bit peculiar

[torpid flint]

half life 2 is a great game

[turbid swift]

hey wait a second

[torpid flint]

i got the tau cannon from the car

gaming

i shot kleiner and my game car crashed :(

kleiner

[solemn citrus]

amazing

[solemn citrus]

yo wtf
this map got wyverns??

[pearl stream]

ark moment

[barren pagoda]

wow that is a not a pretty game lmaoo

[pearl stream]

ark graphics do be kinda shite

[solemn citrus]

yeah these are max graphics but I play it window'ed because i hate full screen games

[barren pagoda]

i looked at ARK a while ago

[solemn citrus]

and yet

[barren pagoda]

and i swear to fucking god the people in charge of graphics are fucking on crack all the time

[solemn citrus]

deadass tho

[pearl stream]

ShooterGame

[barren pagoda]

all the colours and models clash, the fucking animals look like they are from entirely different games, the environment looks gross, etc

[pearl stream]

Can i ask why there's 49 instances of google chrome

[solemn citrus]

i forget to close tabs from like 2 weeks ago

[pearl stream]

why would you

it eats far too much ram

[solemn citrus]

happy now

[jolly horizon]

What

Please you've gotta close some tabs

[solemn citrus]

i did >:(

ark still kinda looks like a potato but at least its high fps

i lied no its not

[pearl stream]

the fuck is that jet engine/

[solemn citrus]

it shits itself mid air for propulsion
comedy gold

[pearl stream]

Boo get a better stream

[barren pagoda]

this game looks like a fucking clusterfuck holy shit

[solemn citrus]

shu t up i cant stream with the quality being 144p
also what do i name this

[solemn citrus]

ark is special ok
i have motion blurs turned and some other things turned off because otherwise id just get dizzy

[pearl stream]

its not that its low quality

its just that its freezing for 20 seconds, unfreezing for 3 seconds, and then repeats

[solemn citrus]

real gaming

[pearl stream]

Gigashit

hold on real name in a sec

[solemn citrus]

amazing

[pearl stream]

oh ok

i was gonna grab a real one

but ok

[solemn citrus]

its better than what the other servers suggested
ranging from Dillon to Rainbow Dash's Massive Cock

last image fr went no upload lol
ok ill stop spamming ark now
have a floating titano as my goodbye

[barren pagoda]

im in

[pearl stream]

how did you fit in there'

[barren pagoda]

idk but if there were mercs they would be very scared and upset

i like this game

[pearl stream]

"bro is that a porno magazine in your locker"

[barren pagoda]

update

found what appears to be a plague killing every single 8 ton alligator in a 50m radius

they are ALL dead

immediately devoured a few adult raptors for their sins

[sick hatch]

ascend

[strange hill]

Welcome to the old road

[strange hill]

Well... this is a nice loot run

[turbid swift]

hello

[stable berry]

Hi

[dire widget]

Yo

[dire widget]

wack

wait

sus

[runic mantle]

Does anyone know if you can tame snow stalkers in subnautica

[dire widget]

DON'T

FGUCK089HN

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

No i dont know

go to the subnautica discord

[granite fossil]

you cant

you can use flares to make them fuck off though

[runic mantle]

K

I lost an hour worth of progress from a glitch before

[dire widget]

god dammit

spoils

[runic mantle]

The prawn suit's grappling arm is fun on land

Fell into the void and died

I had all my things on me

Just reloaded

[stable berry]

Skill issue

[dire widget]

yeah

i rly need to play below zero

as people don't really care about not spoiling shit evidently

[stable berry]

I don't have below zero yet

[dire widget]

same

[granite fossil]

Spoilers
Im in the credits of BZ

[dire widget]

I saw that

[granite fossil]

@dire widget

[dire widget]

hm

[granite fossil]

[dire widget]

what did you do

[granite fossil]

Moderator of the SN wiki

[dire widget]

ah

so you're like a footnote of a footnote

[granite fossil]

[dire widget]

come on

wiki?

i didnt even know they put wiki mods in the credits

[granite fossil]

They put anyone who had the Wiki Keeper role in their discord in the credits

[dire widget]

mm

[granite fossil]

Only did it for Below Zero

[dire widget]

i see

so do they do that for discord mods too?

[granite fossil]

I think they did

Not sure if their Dmods are apart of the studio

I know wiki keepers arent

[dire widget]

alrighty

maybe then i will be able to get into the credits

wait nvm i am perma banned from the disc

blast

[granite fossil]

Their next game isnt Subnautica related

So it would have its own discord

[dire widget]

that is cool

i wonder what it will be

[granite fossil]

Not Subnautica Very Hot

[dire widget]

i was looking forward to swimming in lava for the next game

day ruined

[granite fossil]

I dont think life will do well in boiling water

[dire widget]

eeeeh idk

the lava biome was pretty poggers

[prisma marten]

i broke the game by pressing e on something i cant use yet

i relaunch the game

because not only did i do that

and

now i get the fucking thing

this didnt show up last time

[vivid badger]

huh

what are you doing

[prisma marten]

first mission

it got locked on the first of the ship's speaking bit

the woman didnt speak and nothing showed up

walked about spamming x

[vivid badger]

oof

[prisma marten]

restarted game

they spoke

thing work

:)

[vivid badger]

nice

[prisma marten]

also the bow is fucking epic

[vivid badger]

where are you now?

[prisma marten]

ship

[vivid badger]

yeah i love the bow

who'd you pick?

for your starter pokem- I mean warframe

[lilac heath]

[turbid swift]

[prisma marten]

the one with the sword

excalibur

[vivid badger]

excalibur

[prisma marten]

also i was doing the second mission

some random joined me

[vivid badger]

I chose mag

[prisma marten]

almost fucked it

[vivid badger]

uh ya

[prisma marten]

but got the dude in time

yeha

they're open

[vivid badger]

you may wanna turn squads to solo

or friends only

don't

[prisma marten]

ok

[vivid badger]

don't keep it on public

randoms join and they can be super bad or super op

old clip of me playing around with a friend

[warped frigate]

Can someone DM me for real scp game in mobile

[prisma marten]

gonna murder vor real quick

[barren pagoda]

after playing dryo in The Isle and being fucking surrounded by carnotauruses, I can safely confirm this is exactly the kind of experience you get with it
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802484629743206421/853261096013660191/ohno.mp4

fear

[open crystal]

gaming

a few weeks playing starcraft 2 and i fucking love it

[upbeat flume]

i love this controller support mod

[wispy basin]

yes.

[upbeat flume]

mouse broke

using controller now

[vivid badger]

trolling

[upbeat flume]

i think i see shreks swamp 😳

[turbid swift]

whata re you doin in his swamp

[upbeat flume]

IDDDDKK

im not in it

i done it

[turbid swift]

ok but that message was for @turbid swift

[upbeat flume]

IM NOT GONNA DEelete it

caps

[turbid swift]

I5-3

how do you run that game

4 gb ram

[upbeat flume]

you see

i have other hard drives

[turbid swift]

faster one?

still is low

d you have graphic card

[upbeat flume]

idk

[dire widget]

is there a finite amount of items drops you can get in tf2 per week??

cause for some fuckin reason

i am getting jack shit now

[stable berry]

I killed everyone

I am so good at stealth

[prisma marten]

@vivid badger how do i get different weapons

[vivid badger]

go to your arsenal

and go to equip

and go to any weapon that looks interesting

and you can buy that weapons blueprint for credits

[prisma marten]

ty

then i craft it

[vivid badger]

even if it says platinum you can buy the blueprint

ye

[prisma marten]

i have 127k credits

incredible

[vivid badger]

nice

what's your ingame name?

[prisma marten]

same as discord

[vivid badger]

kk

[prisma marten]

100th stealth kill was the one to venus

blinding thingy is good

[vivid badger]

lol

[vivid panther]

Look at that thick boi, true chad of the Zone

[dire widget]

nice

disturb him

I wanna see what he does when he gets into combat

ah i know what he reminds me of

me reminds me of if a bulsquid fucked a cacodemon

[vivid panther]

He basically just goes for you at the same rate as he moves in this clip; also occasionally raises his feet (actually a hand) up and strikes the ground with it, doing an AOE attack around him

[dire widget]

hm

very interestin

[vivid panther]

Basically the whole point of this thing is being a bullet sponge, it can tank magazines of ammo sometimes. Not so much with explosives, but still better than other mutants do

[dire widget]

mhm

are the deadly?

[vivid panther]

Umm... Yeah, the AOE attack does quite a bit of damage and stuns you if you don't jump, and a normal close-range attack is pretty deadly

[dire widget]

nice

hug one

[dawn birch]

Has anyone completed this achievement in BLack Mesa?

[silent cave]

why is gman chinese

[dawn birch]

I used the Chinese subtitles for the patch

[stable berry]

Black Chinese censorship mesa

(Trolled)

[dawn birch]

Because the Sinicization of official Chinese is really bad

[dawn birch]

Steam is not restricted in China

[stable berry]

Did I say that

No

Shat ap 😎

[dawn birch]

Uh，

How many achievements have you accomplished in the game?

[stable berry]

Zero because I don't have black mesa

😎

[dawn birch]

Uh, 🤔

[dire widget]

yes

[fierce sandal]

I have yet to get Pizza Boy achievement and Hat Achievement

You first get pizza in QE right?

[dire widget]

Yes

[fierce sandal]

yeah I had some problems bringing it up ladders

[torpid flint]

somehow got down here

[silent cave]

secret side story

[torpid flint]

also i think this is great

absolutely splendid

[mortal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698989321067298896/853452354511044648/Team_Fortress_2_2021-06-12_22-52-12.mp4 we do a little trolling

[torpid flint]

trolled scout like a BOSS

gmod 12 feels cooler to play

is it just me or does current gmod just not feel the same

[sly flint]

I cant say because ive never played gmod 12

nor do i want to

[dawn birch]

Hats and pizza achievements are hard to make because there are bugs with things

The hat took me five days

Pizza is an accomplishment I still haven't accomplished

[fierce sandal]

Sauce engine is tricky like that

I plan to do Pizza Boy and Hat

[dawn birch]

Well, good luck, man

[torpid flint]

i think portable games are good

[fierce sandal]

depends on game but overall yes

[torpid flint]

im just now realizing that the more you do to get the past back the more you lose that nostalgia

ive played ROBLOX for years now but trying to play older versions taught me that

roblox may be a simple kids game but that doesnt mean it hasnt given hours of fun to many people including myself

[snow pecan]

I wonder if anyone here could reach this accuracy?
https://g.co/doodle/86vw4rj

tho I kinda fucked up at the last section :P

[dawn birch]

Does anyone remember this game? Screenshot from Chinese Half-Life community

[snow pecan]

doesn't quite remember that tho, mind if I look it up?

[strange hill]

Opposing force is awesome yes

[strange hill]

You play as Corporal something, you're a HECU marine

[dawn birch]

Do you know what version this is?

[snow pecan]

wait

it's actual thing tho

https://store.steampowered.com/app/50/HalfLife_Opposing_Force/

Steam

Half-Life: Opposing Force

Return to the Black Mesa Research Facility as one of the military specialists assigned to eliminate Gordon Freeman. Experience an entirely new episode of single player action. Meet fierce alien opponents, and experiment with new weaponry. Named 'Game of the Year' by the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences.

Price

$4.99

Recommendations

9350

[dawn birch]

This screenshot is won, not steam

Don't you know half life Won?

Does anybody know that?

[snow pecan]

nope

[dawn birch]

Blue Shift Won version

These games are my memories

[unreal hound]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/845389420050776094/image0.gif

[dire widget]

Hell yeah, I replay it daily

It’s much better than blue shift

[glacial moon]

Chaos Insurgency smh

[unreal hound]

https://tenor.com/view/water-watercooling-fail-blue-dye-blue-water-gif-19095835

[glacial moon]

That's why I'm scared to use water cooling

[dire widget]

conga!

worst time to move your sentry

[ruby wyvern]

soldier must've needed to go somewhere quick if he disrupted the conga line for 1 rocketjump

[dire widget]

he killed everyone

it's safe to assume he wanted everyone dead for his killstreak weapon

[ruby wyvern]

He used everyone as the ground he needed to rocket jump to your mothers house

[dire widget]

too bad my mother has a flame thrower and airblasted him away

[ruby wyvern]

😔

[dire widget]

get fuck

[torpid flint]

weird bug when i used the GMOD Minecraft SWEP with my friend

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/853678818299871262/unknown.png

le gang

[stable berry]

Lego marvel superheroes

[turbid swift]

yes

[stable berry]

Good game

I 100% it

[solemn citrus]

https://youtu.be/-ahWo6w_aSc this counts as game stuff right

[stable berry]

No banned

[barren pagoda]

NO WA

NOOO FUCKING WAY

[pearl stream]

i still cant believe thats gmod

[turbid swift]

le flying

[dire widget]

THEY MADE A SEQUEL??

FUCK YES

YOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS FUCKIN EPIC

[upbeat flume]

Dad.

Are...are you playing

LEGO MARVEL?

[turbid swift]

Haha yes

[gritty crag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk5RXFrElDo

[turbid swift]

LOL negative reviews on SCP SL

pretty normal

cause its a bad game

[gritty crag]

ikr, its pretty cringe

worst game to ever exist

on the planet

[turbid swift]

woah

league of legends exists man

calm it down

[gritty crag]

lol

[stable berry]

[gritty crag]

like actually though if you play League of Legends you deserve a place in hell

[stable berry]

https://youtu.be/5uRxfE_H8gY me when someone says leauge is good

[turbid swift]

here is why league is good

thanks for watching

[pearl stream]

[gritty crag]

damn

[rotund sapphire]

https://youtu.be/JpalSQkmp2g

[gritty crag]

amog us sus

[dire widget]

boasting bigger lobbies for a dead game?

weird marketing tactic but ill bite

[rotund sapphire]

game is satisfying to play from time to time, not daily though

[dire widget]

yeah, same feeling for we when i played it more when it was popular

[upbeat flume]

DUDE RHE BF 2049 TRAILER LOOKS EPIK

[jolly horizon]

I remember a time when tbz managed to host game nights for it like 6-7+ days in a row

we never touched the game again.

that was when the game was at an extreme height of popularity

[dire widget]

Tbz?

[jolly horizon]

the bone zone

[dire widget]

ah ok

[fierce sandal]

[prisma marten]

no

[uneven urchin]

Opening another keyless war paint case

Aaaaaaaaand

Eh, could be worse

[dire widget]

YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

GA BE

CAME ON E3

[prisma marten]

what did he say

[dire widget]

EV ERYONE GOT HYPED

AND HE JUST FUCKING TALKED ABOUT HOW SMALL GAMES WILL BE PROMOTED ON STEAM

FUCKIBN

NO HL

NO PORTAL

L4D

TF2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dire widget]

I would be the one who shot him

[wooden token]

I would like to see this video

[uneven urchin]

That greentext is from 2012 btw, and it's aged wonderfully

[dire widget]

they are either a time traveller

or gaben went out of his way to follow this greentexts professy

[uneven urchin]

professy

[dire widget]

idk how to spell

im too mad

[uneven urchin]

prophecy bro

[dire widget]

im not going to remeber that

[white cedar]

remeber

[dire widget]

no

[white cedar]

very telling

[dire widget]

what phrase do you have to hand, Valkorion Spin? very telling

[uneven urchin]

#discord-suggestions-chat message

ah, the original

[dire widget]

I don't

[uneven urchin]

dude, if you search for messages with "very telling" in this server, there's 12 pages of results. 3 pages are from the server's creation to the incident, 9 pages of results are directly related to you

[dire widget]

no

they're from you

you've deadass caused me so much pain

[uneven urchin]

not really no, most of them are from other people

if only you hadn't sent that video

[dire widget]

you started it

[uneven urchin]

correct

[dire widget]

I hold that against you still

[uneven urchin]

I know

[dire widget]

good

[uneven urchin]

this skin looks pretty good on the scattergun

might use it

also, cameo by viper

[dire widget]

why do you keep your chest things

and how much money have you spent on tf2 now

[uneven urchin]

idk, i never plan to open em

uhhh

$13

[peak geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681599779242770444/809834473302130779/unknown.png

mmmm

[dire widget]

ok

[stable berry]

$130*

[uneven urchin]

$3 for a single crate key to gain chat functions
$7 for funny laugh taunt
$3 for jungle inferno contract pass

[dire widget]

why can y'all just not forget about that shit man

[uneven urchin]

ah. my mastapiece

[dire widget]

seriously

gets old

[peak geyser]

very telling

[dire widget]

mhm

why can't you just bully mods like others

I swear to god

[wheat fable]

Gaming

[solemn citrus]

YES AND ITS BETTER THAN ENDGAME
I was out all day I just realized how late I be replying

[stable crow]

ae

[sly flint]

using skins? cringe!

I only use remodels of the same weapon

like a based chad

cough cough shooting star

jk i dont have a shooting star

[jolly glacier]

very telling reaper

[uneven urchin]

too bad

[sly flint]

ewww loot boxes

stinky

[uneven urchin]

it was free tho

[earnest dragon]

Free is good

[sly flint]

still cringe
just use the steam market

[uneven urchin]

One more for the road aaaaand

Same thing but more worn

This might be an unpopular opinion but I actually really like the look of worn war paints

Bc imo

This

Is way more visually interesting

Than this

Ans sure, the factiry new one is much cleaner

But idk, I like the look of worn guns

I guess it's also a matter of the factory new look is just a slapped on texture, while the worn ones have a bit more character to em

[sly flint]

Same

[solemn citrus]

Why my favorite warpaint gotta be so expensive
Miami element factory new is like 100-500 USD and the weapons aren’t too cheap either

[uneven urchin]

https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Miami Element War Paint (Factory New)

Doesn't seem to be any listings for it

It is an interesting-looking war paint tho, very vibrant

[solemn citrus]

Last week the cheapest listing was $105 USD and the highest price was 495 USD

Which says a lot because those were the only two listings

[lofty viper]

Mega Gamer

[glacial moon]

Not always tho

Some vibrant paints aren't looking good in worn

[rotund sapphire]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2510429961

[turbid swift]

Isn't this supposed to be a closed-prealpha?

[near ember]

CSGOs matchmaking system at its finest

[earnest dragon]

You might be able to get one cheaper by trading

The bo suggested price is 18-25 keys

Which is like $60~ with full price keys

[dire widget]

nice try shooting a rocket, too bad I don't care

[dire widget]

weeeeeeee

[turbid swift]

anyone up for a game?

@here

[dire widget]

Epic @here fail

[turbid swift]

le epic fail

you are all retarded

[dire widget]

cope harder

[turbid swift]

cope for what

[dire widget]

chicken butt

[turbid swift]

repeating autistic internet words doesnt make you a personality

[dire widget]

cope

[frosty wigeon]

or backpack.tf

[turbid swift]

ah, we are indeed, but you epic here failed, so you are a more loser than us

[dire widget]

^

stay mad loser

[turbid swift]

learn english

[turbid swift]

5 year old

fuck you guys

[dire widget]

learn @here perms

[frosty wigeon]

still doesn't change the fact you tried to ping @ here

[turbid swift]

learn to be a fucking asshole on the internet

oh wait you learned it

my bad

[turbid swift]

I dont give a single shit

@rotund sapphire mfer being toxic

you are all just speaking like retarded children

[frosty wigeon]

does it look like i do?

[dire widget]

says the 4 yo

[turbid swift]

omg guys the comedy man has defeated me

Im done

[turbid swift]

retarded children make better decisions then you

[rotund sapphire]

!warn @turbid swift do you really need to be toxic to speak with people

[turbid swift]

fucking idiot

[frosty wigeon]

cause honestly i don't give a jack shit about you being toxic

[turbid swift]

*than

[dire widget]

good to hear

[turbid swift]

awh no

[dire widget]

grammar mistake

I win

[rotund sapphire]

@dire widget @turbid swift you two can not continue now

[dire widget]

[turbid swift]

ok fine with me

[turbid swift]

yes

[dire widget]

good 4 me

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/853678818299871262/unknown.png

le gang (again)

[dire widget]

fantastic 5

[turbid swift]

how the woman who can turn invisible is simply named invisible woman

while the other fella who turns invisible is named nick fury

[dire widget]

society be hitting different

[solemn citrus]

That’s still not cheap dude

[earnest dragon]

But its cheaper

[dire widget]

you know

the game is free

[vocal moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764914144222117943/850079684456873994/unknown.png

[opal moat]

tf2 is f2p now where did you find that

[stable berry]

Shut up

It's a meme

[glacial moon]

In the subway

[dire widget]

it hurts

[lilac heath]

cry about it

[dire widget]

I am

[winter delta]

Skill issue

[dire widget]

I survived a fall from this height, my skill has no issue

[jolly glacier]

punch it with prawn suit

the leviathan

the big one

[dire widget]

I have killed ghost leviathan with knife

that is not much

[jolly glacier]

no the nice one

[dire widget]

dragon?

[jolly glacier]

no

thats not nice

sea dragon is bad

the emperor

pucnh it

[dire widget]

hell naw it's already dead

[jolly glacier]

punch it

punch the babies

punch the mom

[prisma marten]

punch them all

[dire widget]

I will punch them all

but i will not punch the reaper

that one is too scary

[prisma marten]

punch a reaper

[dire widget]

No

[prisma marten]

you are called reaper

punch yourself

[dire widget]

fine

[subtle parrot]

so uhm

valve

when are you reenabling chat for F2Ps

[prisma marten]

when can I play team fortess two and say a word

[pearl vine]

how the fuck do I play tf2

without bots

[earnest dragon]

Yes

[dire widget]

FRFR????

LETS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[subtle parrot]

its not like bots join mann vs machine matches

[dire widget]

wait

FUCK

I thought you said they re enabled it

[dire widget]

so long, game. been a great ride

[solemn citrus]

I met a guy with aimbot in MvM yesterday
But it was boot camp
I guess he didn’t have the funy aimbot name premium because he actually got vac banned halfway through
I checked his profile

[lilac heath]

the scream is so good

[lilac heath]

i remember one of my first experiences with subnautica

i couldn't find out how to find a resource so i used the wiki

a few minutes later, in the lifepod, i heard a voice behind me saying "hey"

turns out an ad on the wiki just decided to play

and it contained nothing more than a guy saying "hey"

[torpid flint]

isnt it awesome being the best shot on a server

[thick kite]

gg bois

[night musk]

subnautica is fun and all

but have you ever tried to explode the cyclops for the music?

[uneven urchin]

Woo boy here we go again

Aaand another war paint I already have

But a slightly higher quality this time around

What really bothers me about iron wood is that it turns the brass beast into an inverse of a real gatling gun

brass barrels, steel frame:

Steel barrels, brass frame:

Man, the brass beast would look so cool w iron wood war paint, if only the colors were swapped

I actually kinda like it battle scarred tho

Now, if only I had a brass beast :')

I'd craft one but my only natascha is an achievement item and I don't like crafting w those

Small knife

[fierce sandal]

TF2

[whole quarry]

well son, back in my day

[turbid swift]

Nice

[opal moat]

what about the keeper

[opal moat]

master of spy

[dire widget]

Wtf, that must’ve been so weird lmao

[dire widget]

‘Tis nice yee

[turbid swift]

[stable berry]

[thick kite]

I haven't play tainted keeper yet, but normal keeper is just kill mother and the beast

[gritty rampart]

For anyone playing Subnautica you will get this.

[prisma marten]

speedrun

[prisma marten]

how

[dire widget]

what the fuck is going on

you are going to die

[gritty rampart]

[prisma marten]

time to do it again

[barren pagoda]

i beat subnautica and i dont get it

do i have to be some kind of weeb too

[gritty rampart]

Each individual red dot on the holographic map is a hostile creature.

[barren pagoda]

yes that doesnt explain the strange purple symbols

[gritty rampart]

Those are the "menacing" symbols that usually appear before a fight in anime or when the atmosphere is tense.

Welcome to your todays lesson on Explain the joke.

Today's host, your ordinary eldritch being.

[barren pagoda]

you assume that i have watched your foreign strange cartoons

[gritty rampart]

They're quite known and popular so yes, I did assume you were familiar with them.

[barren pagoda]

so is subnautica

you see i am extremely racist, as per my name, thus i cannot consume foreign content

[gritty rampart]

🤨

[dire widget]

hm

[barren pagoda]

i dont see how that's worth an eye raise

[gritty rampart]

[prisma marten]

the map glitched

i couldnt reach the boss

:(

did it again

one last time

[dire widget]

BOTW 2

LETS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[prisma marten]

long way to first enemies

[lilac heath]

japanese car toons????

🤮

@alpine merlin get the japanese carton

[alpine merlin]

i dont have it

[dire widget]

https://youtu.be/Pnw4ag3ZqAQ

due rly thought it was zelda in the trailer

anyways, cannot wait

[barren pagoda]

and yet we still know next to nothing

[dire widget]

true true

but still

I'd say we have less than a year till it's out

maybe a bit more

[barren pagoda]

nothing there that makes me as FUCKING HYPED as Halo

[dire widget]

I see

I ain't really into halo so I can't relate

but yeh

[barren pagoda]

free

my friend it is FREE

FOR ALL

THE MULTIPLAYER IS FREE FOR ALL

glorious day

[dire widget]

[barren pagoda]

a blessing of gods

[dire widget]

oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[barren pagoda]

all may bask in the glory of Halo Infinite multiplayer

[dire widget]

mhm

[barren pagoda]

bring your friends and foes to fucking shoot them to death and use cool grapple hooks

except if you're a Playstation or Switch owner

in which case sad

you miss out on FREE halo

[dire widget]

luckily I got a pc

[barren pagoda]

exactly

thus you may access Halo Infinite with absolutely zero pay2win or lootbox content

[dire widget]

fr?

[barren pagoda]

And a FUCKING GRAPPLEHOOK

yes

[dire widget]

no paying shit??

oh fuck yeah

[barren pagoda]

all they are selling is a battlepass but

its only cosmetic

so you still get the fucking game

[dire widget]

hell yeah

[barren pagoda]

also no RNG in the battlepass

[dire widget]

hopefully there won't be guns n shit hidden behind season passes

but yeah

was halo infinite the one with craig in it?

[barren pagoda]

also we live in a world where you can also get a SAMURAI SPARTAN. FOR FREE

[dire widget]

samurai

[barren pagoda]

the greatest age

[dire widget]

true dat

[peak geyser]

the game

is free?

[sly flint]

Remember kids: grappling hooks make all games 10x better

no exceptions

[exotic agate]

Damn right

[peak geyser]

also damn this looks sick

[pearl stream]

as great as it is i still have a complaint where 343 is still holding onto a few halo 4 helmets that are ugly as fuck

[mortal eagle]

[austere mortar]

what da chaos car doin at NTF spawn

😳

[whole quarry]

Wtf car is the chaos car supposed to be

Also I love how the licence plate gives away the chaos Supposively secretive identity

[steady tangle]

its not mtf spawn behind A gate is chaos car

[austere mortar]

thats ntf spawn doe isnt it

[steady tangle]

yes it is copy of that

[frail ice]

death

[dire widget]

pussy

where is you determination

skewer the beast

[dire widget]

KILL IT

DO IT

[upbeat flume]

LETSSS GOOOOOOOOOOO

GOTTA DOWNLOAD IT

[violet egret]

did someone want to play tomorrow?

[dire widget]

what we playin bro

[violet egret]

scp:sl

[dire widget]

ah I se

maybe

[sly flint]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dancing-lizard-cry-about-it-gecko-dance-gif-20175430

[pearl vine]

So good im bad

[hidden perch]

I main grapple in Titanfall so I’m going to have hella fun with the grapple in infinite

[barren pagoda]

yea dude

grapple hook can be used in so many ways

[hidden perch]

I hope they bring back the mantis

The one thing I like the most about 343 halo is the vehicles

[pearl stream]

i hate the wasp

miss the hornet and falcon

falcon my beloved...

[wooden token]

Should’ve brought in the hawk if they wanted something like that

Smh

[pearl stream]

honestly hornet makes the sense for coming back

[hidden perch]

The Hornet was more fun

[pearl stream]

falcon probably was "decommissioned" in the lore or something

[wooden token]

I just love the hawk

[hidden perch]

But holy shit I loved the mantis

[pearl stream]

hawk is cool

but falcon will always have a place in my heart

just like reach

[wooden token]

Yea

Was the hawk even in any game besides halo wars?

[hidden perch]

Falcon > Hornet

I said it

[pearl stream]

dont believe so

why does the wasp exist.

zero team work. that was always a staple of halo human aircraft

[hidden perch]

If the hornet was in 5 how would they switch seats?

[pearl stream]

its so shitty and weak

[hidden perch]

Climb under?

The falcon made more sense for 5

They should’ve allowed you to have people in the other seats

Not just the guns

[pearl stream]

hornet has a really nice design

falcon too, i think the falcon is more fun to fly though

[hidden perch]

Falcon is so much fun to fly

[pearl stream]

but the wasp.

omg

its

[hidden perch]

The most “fun” you could have in a wasp is getting a mantis on top

I saw that in a public match and holy shit it was terrifying

[pearl stream]

@wooden token now that i think about it the wasp just looks like a virgin hawk

[wooden token]

Smh

[hidden perch]

Voodoo-1, Viper’s on station

[barren pagoda]

there BETTER be multi-seated flying vehicles

[uneven urchin]

Sending this here for people who don't look at art discussion

Trying my hand at designing a tf2 grenade launcher, have a bunch of silhouette concepts made. Could really use feedback on what works, what doesn't, which one you like best. Any feedback really

[lilac heath]

mikel isn't this kind of leaking the grenade launcher though

i think the public can see this channel

[vivid badger]

ayo

bapple birthday doe?

[lilac heath]

it will expire in about 31 minutes

[vivid badger]

CST

what a chad

[pearl stream]

bapple birthday doe

[fierce sandal]

Happy birthday tho

[vivid badger]

happy birthday funny apple man

[lilac heath]

no

the proper term is "bappy birthday"

[vivid badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/738389403642232902.png?v=1

[solemn citrus]

Honestly they all look pretty decent
Starting around #7 though it starts to look less like a grenade launcher and more like a pyro weapon with the frontier justice crit stat potato thing stitched onto it phlog ||i think it’s a laser though||

But that sounds like something that would exist in the TF2 universe so I can’t complain

1-6 have a pretty cool and solid design meanwhile #7 looks like it’s just to terrorize snipers to show that you have killed their brothers and stole the scope

Other than that g I can see all of these in the game ngl
Just maybe keep designs more simple and recognizable though I suck at that so lol

[fierce sandal]

10 or 12 would be nice for some kind of incendiary round launcher

[uneven urchin]

Yo thanks for the feedback. Yeah I kinda agree I started to overdo it as the designs went on. I’m planning on doing some sort of other batch, gonna keep it simpler this time around. Thank ya!

[strange hill]

Man made a scattergun for demo

I really like No.4, gives it a more modern 'nade launcher feel

[vernal pollen]

AYO You play warframe?

Respect

[barren pagoda]

AYO You play warframe?

Respect lost

[opal moat]

sussy

[strange hill]

D-boi parade

[half lava]

And cuffed Scientists, good job lmao

[strange hill]

10 of us escaped

And about a minute after we escaped CI spawned

So there was over 30 CI

[half lava]

I had 22/25 D boi escape before

[strange hill]

I locked all the zombies and 049 in 096s room, and this happened

[dire widget]

If you don't have the 05 Juul don't talk to me

[pearl stream]

fuck u too

[barren pagoda]

warframe player moment

[prisma marten]

australian

respect lost

[dire widget]

uses discord unironically

respect lost

[prisma marten]

😔

[barren pagoda]

i may be australian

but at least i dont play warframe

[dire widget]

I don't play warframe and I aint Australian

so double win

[barren pagoda]

no

you failed

by not being Australian

[earnest dragon]

Australian is a disability

[barren pagoda]

and people get paid for being disabled

so by being Australian, I'm already earning money

poor bitch

[earnest dragon]

Bum living off the tax payers dime

[barren pagoda]

if everyone in Australia is disabled

who's paying the taxes

[prisma marten]

themselves

there is no economy in australia

[dire widget]

the spiders

[barren pagoda]

exactly

[dire widget]

the only actually functioning part of your society

[barren pagoda]

what do your spiders do

lmao

[dire widget]

eat fly

[barren pagoda]

imagine not getting free money off spiders

living in the fucking stone age

[dire widget]

well at least I don't need to put on a hazmat suit and spray my bathroom with 60 bottles of spider-away-spray whenever I wanna take a shit

They sneak up ur toilet and snatch you up I hear

[barren pagoda]

yea cause ur a pussy

[dire widget]

well at least I am safe

[barren pagoda]

yea in your bear infested hellhole

[earnest dragon]

List one good thing about australia other then its shiny rocks

[dire widget]

I'll do it for him

[barren pagoda]

list one good thing

its not a list if its one item

[earnest dragon]

Its a term

[barren pagoda]

good temperature
actual decent drinking age
no stupid winter coat or any of that retard shit during winter
no stupid snow fucking up your day during winter
exceptionally good meat all round due to massive farming industry

[earnest dragon]

So having hot as hell weather, good meat, and you being an alchoholic

[barren pagoda]

yes

[earnest dragon]

2 are subjective as hell

Meat is good though

[barren pagoda]

its not subjective

[earnest dragon]

It is

A lot of people like winter and hate the incredibly high heat in au

Drinking at 18 isnt a good thing

[barren pagoda]

yea we call those people pussies, and we call those other people pussies

i dont see your point

[opaque raven]

if u want game rn its top 2 so fast

[dire widget]

I will pass

[opaque raven]

its starting in 21s

[opaque raven]

kk

i died

bruh

[dire widget]

number 7

[mortal eagle]

[barren pagoda]

no hablo espanol senor

[opal moat]

how so bright?

[dire widget]

I am going to

the impossible whopper got me feelin unusual

wanna buy it

[half lava]

Go ahead

[dire widget]

done

[half lava]

dem

[dire widget]

should I play it

[half lava]

maybe

[dire widget]

hmm

[half lava]

anyway

resing

[dire widget]

wait tf am i doin lamo

i already have it

[dire widget]

so guys, we did it

lmaoooooooooo the achievements

[opal moat]

what game

[dire widget]

hunt down the freeman

[exotic agate]

I don't think self-awareness makes anything better about this game

[dire widget]

no it doesnt

i saw that @opal moat

[opal moat]

check it

[dire widget]

he deadass talking in #staff-memes

or was anyway

[opal moat]

ok

[torpid flint]

D-9341 would

true...

[exotic agate]

Yeah absolutely

[mortal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698989321067298896/854788247509794896/Counter-Strike__Global_Offensive_2021-06-16_15-11-38_Trim.mp4

[solemn citrus]

I forgot to post this 4 days ago
But this bastard scout

[dire widget]

mmm

scout

[exotic agate]

mmm

medic

[earnest dragon]

He is fine

[pearl vine]

@solemn citrus your the tf2 expert

how useful are description tags

[stable berry]

You can use them for funny or edgy descriptions

Don't use edgy descriptions

They are good if you use them with nametags

Ajourna slow

[solemn citrus]

I am sorry I was talking to family but I am no expert
The only thing I have to say is make sure whatever you out there is funny

[earnest dragon]

Theyre useful if you want personalized weapons

[strange hill]

I should rename my cladimor

[frail ice]

Good news, I live in hell now

Bad News, it's starting to become increasingly difficult to get out of the front door due to the presence of a Sea Dragon Leviathan

[wooden token]

Shoot it

[frail ice]

I don't exactly have any form of armaments

except for a Thermo-blade, which the Leviathan is immune to

oh and a Prawn suit, but punching it has proven problematic

safe to say that challenging it to a 1v1 will not end well

[earnest dragon]

Make peace with it

[frail ice]

I have tried initiating diplomatic negotiations, however it responded with fire, death, and a compulsion to eat me whole

[earnest dragon]

Hmmm

Have you offered it fish?

[frail ice]

It's preferred food of choice is Reaper Leviathans

[earnest dragon]

Give it some

[frail ice]

so far every encounter with one of them has resulted in catastrophic damage to the ship

[wooden token]

Stasis gun?

[frail ice]

never got around to building it

I doubt it will work against it anyway

On the bright side, there's plenty of materials

Lithium is a little hard to come by though

[charred epoch]

This is taking five years to download

Pain

[unreal hatch]

You are downloading DbD

[charred epoch]

No the update

[unreal hatch]

Anyone have any games 100% on steam?

I have only 4

[charred epoch]

I almost have one