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that's an internal ip lol
funny
Somehow demoknight is a hard counter against bots
especially Eyelander - Booties - Tide Turner demoknight.
Extra health, Extra speed, Extra manoeuvrability. They simply cannot comprehend it
An important message to our fans about the future of Boreal Alyph.
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it looked so promising bro :(
was that the one with the destructible environments
Introducing seven minutes of Boreal Alyph gameplay in a map we’ve internally dubbed “The Dockyard.”
Boreal Alyph is still in early development. Much of what you are about to see is either placeholder content or a work in progress. It does not represent the final state of the game.
We’re currently looking for level designers, but several other ...
or was that another one
it really does
even though I've never heard of it before, I'm still sad about it's cancellation
God, I cannot stop looking at how cool the HUD is
such a step up
It was a very promising ep 3 interpretation
what was in the same seems very well thought out and polished
here's a version that corrects the changed/genderbent names to the normal half life ones, so it's easier to understand
https://hleu.fandom.com/wiki/Epistle_3_Corrected
Yours in infinite finality,
Gordon Freeman, Ph.D.
:(
ok, danke
I'll read it soon
it's not long, just a page or so
but a very interesting read
it's a shame we never got to see this ending, but we just might get a better one in the future
yeah
||I'm glad they changed the course of events in HLA, so that we wouldn't just be going through a rehashed epistle 3 if HL3 ever rolled around||
yeah, i'm glad too
at least we still have project borealis
Yeah
Project bor or boreal Alpy?
I think they have weird priorities
- guy posts "is the game dead?"
- dev responds "no"
- guys responds "ok, cool"
- time passes
- repeat
like wind physics that don't really matter
Yeah
instead of gameplay, but I'm sure they're still working on it
And really, I feel like wind physics would be bad
i don't think that's a strange priority, it's needed for stuff like snow particles
i think it's reflective of the experience they want to create
It means throwing shit at enemies feels like it’s doing nothing
it's heavily physics based
not just a run-of-the-mill half life experience
idk if that's a good or bad thing yet
true I guess
I guess so
but wind physics isn't that important as story telling and actual gameplay imo
But you gotta consider if things would be fun or not, not just if they’re realistic
I'm sure it'll be used for other projects which is nice
i think it's just a matter of the devs trying to take advantage of their engine
And I definitely think HLA had something to do with it
Yeh
Just wish they focused more on the story and environments instead of other stuff that might hinder the core mechanics of HL
Cause of wind resistance, throwing crates with the gravity gun is pointless
And they slow down too quickly to do considerable damage
i guess we'll have to see how it plays out
they're still saying the ravenholm demo is on the way on the subreddit
btw
idk if you've heard
the voice of the hl2 citizens and the tf2 sniper went back to valve to record recently
so that's pretty cool, wonder what he's voicing
and his wife voices the hl2 overwatch and glados
and the turrets
and caroline
man they really got their money's worth outta her in portal lmao
yeah i know that she voices everything in portal because she does
and forgot that she was married to sniper
but i never knew that sniper voiced citizens
"WAVE GOODBYE TO YA HEADs, WANKAS" is the same guy who said "Hello, Dr. Freeman." a million times
Incredible
John Patrick Lowrie, what a guy
best known for voicing the Sniper in Team Fortress 2 and various characters in Dota 2.
him going back to valve to record was probably just for dota 2
yeah its probably just for dota 2
that's cause all of them never leave their basements
I spent over an hour getting the first box
and this fucking game tells me I need to get ANOTHER???
bro and there are no checkpoints
If I die I have to do the whole thing all over again
and when did this game become resident fucking evil?????
I've been able to counter bots by simply dancing
try another combination of symbols and order, yeh?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God I fucking hate this game
FUCKGING FINALLY
Not today you cloaky fucks
day when it gets paid (idk i've never played it)
@dire widget yo whats your steam acc
ive been thinking of getting pd2
we should play it later
yeah, that'd be cool
cuz like
legit the only reason ive been putting off buying the game is cause pretty much no one on my friends list has it
it is very fun, if not quite annoying
yeah, makes sense
OH MY FUCKING GOD
why are there so fucking many
really??
hell yea
btw subnautica vr is really based
even the fucking sand shark is like twice the size of your character
...
how tf
Incredible, even
its unironically the best one
facts
you get to be even less human than before!
the only combine who's really "human" are the metro cops
moment you get promoted from there you become epic cyborg combine
oh hell yeah
that's rly good
and also
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198344780183/ @turbid swift
if you wanna friend me
k
sent
accepted
k
why would you have that as your description reaper? very telling
niceu
why would you be snooping around in my profile, Valkorion? very telling
it literally says it in the embed
ok but subnautica vr is kinda weird
its not really that well optomized
also i cant read any subtitles
im not deaf and there is that one part of the pda which makes doesnt make it an issue
but still
it has some problems
but i do get lag spikes
mhm, ok
past that tho its really fun
dude
when you're on the lifepod looking down at the ocean at night in vr
its fucking terrifying
would've thought so lmao
even though i already know what can wander in the safe shallows and near the lifepod
its still frightening af
yea
gonna try to do an entire subnautica vr playthrough
it will be spooky but i think i can manage
i faced my fears and killed a stalker

stabbed it to death w/ survival knife
the fucking sand shark is actually scary now tho
and also massive
a lot of things look huge in vr
yeah, things are rly put into perspective in VR
things you thought were small turn out to be quite big
even fucking peepers
are larger than i expected them to be
although it really does put into perspective how small robin is in subnautica
stalkers and sand sharks are larger than you
and the reaper leviathan is easily triple your size
also with subnautica vr
turn on gaze based cursor
(its in the controller settings)
dont use the oculus controllers since theres no support for them in sub vr
but basically the reason why you want gaze based cursor is because for some reason w/o it the game can just randomly decide it doesnt want your controller inputs to keep working
you should
so i beg
bro play it
how is below zero vr
no spoily
is it better than subnautica vr
subway surfers vr
below zero vr is a mod
and it's better than normal subnautica
also robin isn't in the first game

fucker
look at that fucking cut
he's so fucking ugly
that fucking NOSE
pogger
like with hands?
like oculus controllers
no 
ok
i use keyboard
so its just subnautica 1 vr
but below zero
but slightly better frames
ok poggers
why is he so fucking fat
my biggest problem with subnautica is the directions it gives you
you get barely any knowledge on where to go next
i circled around the map twice in below zero trying to find ||the fabrication facility||
le me in le aurora
le me doesnt find le captain quarter
le me leaves
le me doesnt know what the fuck to do
||plot twist, it's in the middle of the map, where you found another piece||
legit
like if you miss the captains quarter in sn1 and dont know it exists
at that point you need a guide
||also i missed the log that shows how sam even fucking died, which is stupid because i searched EVERYWHERE looking for it||
that too
guides are fucking terrifying
i dont think they should go follow bethesda quest waypoint shit
if you search up "subnautica below zero" you get almost instant results of youtube videos with clickbait titles and awful thumbnails
but at least leave clues
unfortunately yes
||the only knowledge you get of the fabrication facility is alan telling you "it is concealed at some depths"||
||the entrance to it is in the same biome you find one of the body parts at, so it's incredibly unlikely you search that biome again||
||my thought process was, i found this thing here for alan already, he is telling me to GET OUT and go to ANOTHER PLACE for the fabrication facility, so it's probably not in the same biome, i am done with this biome||
gonna cry and shit
both sn and bz have this problem
i really hope there's a subnautica 3
apparently the devs haven't said there won't be one

subnautica x barotrauma
barotrauma is subnautica
clearly
ok
imagine how sad this man must be
i really love barotrauma though
every update, i have a few major concerns, and then the changelog for the next update seems to always fix those problems
i literally said "the singleplayer is very hard to use"
epic 
why are you not in the undertow server bap
Barotrauma is getting another content update in a couple of weeks. It will feature a new upgrade system for submarines, an overhaul of in-game events that drive the game’s story, brand new missions, and improvements to the single player game mode
improvements to the single player game mode
i have no use for it 
also i don't want the ending for barotrauma spoiled
gravitational anomaly fetus 
bruh
thats half life

He is supporting himself well
fuck
owned
Just a normal day in Chernobyl
Aaah, death
One of Chernobyl’s great delicacies
Also, just wanted to ask
Does that game have monsters in it?
Or is it just humans vs humans
One of Stalker's main features is its monsters/mutants, so... yeah
Coolio
The only experience I’ve ever had with that game are your clips
So yeah
Don’t rly know what the game is known for
Can you actually go into chernobyl in that game
(Not pripyat)
Technically, the whole place is called "Chernobyl Exclusion Zone", so you basically start in Chernobyl and end the game in it
I mean the power plant
You can in the first two games of the trilogy (Shadow of Chernobyl and Clear Sky), the third one doesn't feature it
I am just a slow typer, that's it
Ah
That's kinda spoilers at this point. ||Yes you can, in Shadow of Chernobyl||
That means it’s gonna take you a while to write the bee movie script then
ok im buying the game
Dw, I can wait
If I played the game, I could probably fix Chernobyl and make it habitable again
I’m simply built different like that
Youd have to deal with the elephants foot
(The most radioactive mass in the world)
which is in chernobyl’s fourth reactor
Dw, I’m built very different
So good luck
Just cover it with concrete and forget
The elephants foot is slowly breaking through the floor of chernobyl tho
Its trolling le ground

Can't wait until it reaches the center of Earth
Too much trolling
its probably going to reach groundwater and make the water toxic
Or start another explosion
This is why you get the ceo of racism to shout derogatory insults at it
Good plan
I've heard that there is a potential for another explosion on the power plant due to neutrons/protons/whatever those are called being trapped under the sarcophagus and starting the nuclear reaction. So yeah, can't wait
Nuclear meltdown 2: electric boogaloo
Ye
In the meantime we can start a space program here
I dont see why they dont try dislodging the elephants foot out of there
they shot at it w/ aks once
AK?
and took samples for testing
Like
Yeah, 47s
AK 47
This was in the 90s
Fucking Russia
You can stand near the elephants foot for a few hours now without dying
I just dont see why they dont try getting rid of it
Sounds very scientific, every scientist in Russia/Ukraine has an AK for such occasions
“Russia has big nuclear problem. But do not worry, friend. We will simply s h o o t t h e r a d i a t i o n”
Long-term health issues, I guess
ig, but they arent very severe ones
Maybe they just dont care
i think theres still one person living in Pripyat
If I was gonna cause a second meltdown, I would’ve thought they would’ve moved it by now
(Pripyat is the city in the chernobyl dead zone)
Oh ok
its a ghost town now
There are hundreds of legal and illegal citizens in the exclusion zone, I've heard they even repaired a building in the town and made a bar/hotel here
damn
Not sure about people who actually live here and not just hang out for a few days/weeks
no
no
What is the game
Do you ring a garlic phone
And garlic answer
And then you discuss how to spilt the property’s after the garlic divorce
Oh wait it says gartic
Never mind
@uneven urchin what do you do in Gartic phone
ok so
it's like a game of telephone
but instead of talking
you draw
What’s a game of telephone
- first person describes a scenario
- 2nd person draws it
- third person describes the drawing
- 4th person draws the description
it devolves into chaos really fast
Ok let’s see
Hmmmmmm
Who to sacrifice
@lilac heath @turbid swift you two
You in?
Evidently not
i mean
Would thou like to participate in a game of gartic telephone
Blast
Actually, it’s 3:23am for me
So I probably wouldn’t be able to communicate
Ah well
Maybe another time then
damn
we can do a game night for that on friday maybe
it usually works well when you do skribbl.io afterwards
it's a law
idk, 7?
understandable
Indeed
time to forget about it tomorrow 
time to make you forget about it
machine vs machine
lmao
Oh no
Anyways
!remindme 3d 15h do the thing described in #media-posts message
I will remind you of that in 3 days, 15 hours.
Historical mode on hoi4
Finland joined the allies causing soviets to be at war with allies in 1938
hackers exist in mvm
i know
i met one in boot camp yesterday
they actually got vac banned which was kinda funny
i checked their profile after it said the message
nobody really cared though because yknow its mvm
Cheaters suck man
vac actually working???
im not racist, my dog is black
exactly bro 😎
my black friend is my dog
he says its ok

😩

I did a funny
the funny
You are right
Yes
Mega Gamer
Who?
Your mother
blast
Did you try clicking on the image
it doesn't do anything
What a shame
its a good roadmap
"balancing improvements"
its easier to read ingame
eh, better than never, although id hope they make SOME balance changes before that
im not sure why they hold off so much
honestly, balance changes should be a given, not something on a roadmap
i love the game
but holy fuck
Dog man
they have great ideas but they cannot balance anything but Brute
malacosm and bhagra are more broken than ever
yea
ooo
truck
fun round
Same devs
I know
Landfall is one of my favorite dev teams
Yeah
ah
Landfall made TABS
and whats the battle royal one called
They made it as an April fools joke and then Therussianbadger made a video on it and the player count went up a bit
I heard they’re going to make it FTP
then died a bit
TABG is FTP
then got a small spike from bagder of the russian variety
and then back to being dead
they already made it ftp a while ago
Found it
computer activate iguana
istock
deez nuts
cleez muts
I've done it. 8 hours on each. It's beautiful
why
"It's...beautiful"
-engineer gaming
still consider soldier my main w demo as a close 2nd, but i really enjoyed giving every class a proper shot
niceu
sniper, scout, and medic were unexpectedly fun
ima be real with you
I haven't, don't, and never will have a main
I find it too boring to commit to one way of life
and I'm surprised some people have the patience to main
well when i say main i just mean the class i enjoy the most
i still enjoyed all the others and plan to jump around, y'know?
that was the point of the 8 hours, get to learn em all
ah I see
i think ive become too obsessed with dinosaur game to do literally anything else with my life atm
how is that a problem?
lol
dimo good tho
Oh i think i should migrate to here
im ngl
Hi ngl
i fucking LOVE the isle
I haven't played it
what dino game?
it is THE MOST fun i've ever had playing any survival game
been planning to get it tho
fuck crafting, fuck armour, fuck equipment, fuck inventories, fuck all that shit
return to dino
Wanna play my game?
remarkably difficult in practice
hmm
i think i played a roblox game like that when i was younger
It's a shpoter + plataformer
in order to survive, carnivore must eat meat. Meat comes from other creatures
sure
in other words, you are someone else's food
yep
niceu
there's also two "versions"
legacy, which has more dinos and feels more finished
EVIRMIA, which has less dinos, more indev but looks much nicer, has far more unique mechanics and far better enviroonments
I play EVIRMIA
ok
you can play as a prehistoric alligator and drown your foes for their sins
8 tons of pure semi-aquatic death
whats stopping everyone from going herbivor and being friends tho
huh
alrighty
so if you buy the isle on steam, does it come with both versions?
or are they both seperate
good
EVIRMIA is a beta
i need the game. Whats it called?
what are the unique mechanics that evirmia has that legacy don't?
isle
the Isle. Remember to install the bbeta
the isle
good brb
alligator is not in the legacy version
only in EVIRMIA
so make sure to go and switch your steam beta once installed
alrighty
also beta has funny flying pteranodon which can fish for food
OOooo
man i love dinos, and i also love video games
and i LOVE isle
this might be the game 4 me
ok now this game does look sick
next update they are adding a diet system
which forces you to look for necessary foodsources to help grow and survive more efficiently
aka, less cannibals
because cannibals are an issue
5 is nesting
I love the pachespealoawus
bottom right
man is designed to break bones
will do it any way possible
tht poor fucking raptor tho
except more gorey
well
update 6 is goore
so
semi-violent for now
then a bloody hellhole in update 6
id assume
Uh oh
blood is left on the limbs or mouth of which you use to attack
but gore is probably going to have pretty freaky carcasses
lots more innards
becoming outtards
nah
they got a roadmap with lotsa dinos tho
Organize anything, together. Trello is a collaboration tool that organizes your projects into boards. In one glance, know what's being worked on, who's working on what, and where something is in a process.
this oe
troodon
nocturnal bastard that pretends to be other dinos, poisons dinos and makes them hallucinate
Revenge on that helicopter that was randomly hunting me down with rockets for no reason
be that helo
get shot thrice by a rifle
give up
Well, I also shot it about a hundred times with my pistol, but that's not the point
i see
This can't be real
It's real...
Painfully real
Bro csgo

I’ve done that before
u have noose?
dunked myself on sawmill
I thought that was more spies and medics
Kapow time
i wonder if i can run battlefield 4 with a 2012 laptop
attack on titans
Attack on angry Titan
attack on titan but every titan is 096
Peanut invasion
I want to do this
same
That’s it I’m uninstalling fortnite for good
Apex you have some explaining to do
same gun
turns out that turrets are so allergic to doors, they'll cease to exist when confronted with one
wet floor signs, however, couldn't care less
Because half-life
Simply a difference in skill
I really enjoy beating spies to death with the frying pan
me too
I have killed countless waves of people by simply running at them with a frying pan
for some reason, most of the time it works
lemme find a clip of one of those moments rq
heres one
ah, this one is one of my personal favourites
Ok i just realised I have way too many clips of me beating people to death with a frying pan and I don't want to spam the chat so
trust me when I say I've killed plenty
turbine is soley inhabited by new players
party pooper
what
scp clip
skill issue
SL zombies be like:
indeed
relatable
t h e y n e v e r d i e !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys do you know a good gatcha games to start?

did I offended you or something?

just...dont bring up gacha life
gacha life has nothing to do with gatcha games
its fine
i met walter white in tabg (gone wrong) (police were called)

Jesse help I'm sxtuck in a stupid april fools ga me
internal crying
you really hate that genre?
all
👉 👈 uwu beasty beast bad kill with soword
I know it can appear like that, infact most of them are this
but I just want let you know Yokotaro for example has made one gacha game itself
about Nier universe
as Art director
I guess Im gonna play only Geometry Dash then
gacha games = gambling
fly
So, can you tell me a good gen pokemon? May I wanna start one
Or pokemon cringe you too?
mfs before isaac newton invented gravity
@clear dune posting it here real quick
incredible
Next gen penguin
stairs
how is that man
i got dropped straight down into the stairs
can you get out?
death
they rly do be floatin
down
oooOOOOooOOOoooOo, story of undertale
No matter how much I may gripe about this game, this part never fails to disappoint me
should i rename it
do you want the honest answer or the nice answer
give me the honest answer damn it
Disappointed
not 10k kills, disgraceful
Do a flip!!
black mesa is probably one of the best game remakes of all time
Maybe
ok, now i can actually go for dead god
the fat scout army rises
When will you fall
Let’s be honest
Their gonna stack engies on last and you’ll all die
So many heavys
This was one of the most intense games of tf2 I've ever had
We had an enemy team made entirely of bots, and defended last with our life
We lasted until 1:11, as one of our engineers got autobalanced, and went solider, destroying our defenses, and letting the bots cap
So now we're all going medic
just add more engineers
cheats on a PVE gamemode
Mega Gamer
Imagine using cheats in anything other than singleplayer
Mega Gamer thinks using cheats is not very gamer
I agree
Battlefield 4
No
damn
The new funny
Battlefield 2042
He did it
Yoo this looks awesome
bed
the grand Egyptian army vs some Nubian thugs
Anyone here know Age of Emparies series
is it Civilizations?
not sorry
what game is it?
Gun
hey guys, I'm currently making a mod for minecraft that adds brand new structures (and nothing else), what structures you think there are missing or should be on the game
Cock statue
'_.
Stalker modding in its finest. For some reason developers of this mod decided to make this lab a no-flashlight section (it just turns off), so the only dynamic sources of light are muzzle flash and occasional lighting bugs. I must admit, it was quite creepy
Spoopy indeed
I find that a lot of games I play look a lot more ascetically pleasing without the use of a flashlight
It allows for you to appreciate the dynamic lighting that the devs put in
I would argue Stalker is not one of those games, nor the mods for it are. Despite the really advanced and good-looking dynamic lighting in this game, many people have flashlight turned on even during the daytime, when everything is clearly seen. I have no idea why, there isn't even a technical reason for this, it's just something I personally got used to
Yeah, evidently stalker is not one of those games
very spooky
BF6 be looking sick
sheesh
When they realised there wasn’t enough tools of torture
Download: https://vandoorea.bandcamp.com/track/adrenalin-horror-remix
https://vandoorea.bandcamp.com/album/half-life-remixes
Original by Kelly Bailey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIrqdchhKlI
Original artwork: https://twitter.com/shadbase/status/908799022835523584?lang=de
what a nice remix
I do wonder who made the thumbnail artwork 
shadbase huhh
What
What youre looking at is Pharaoh, one of the greatest city builders released all the way back in 1999. Surprisingly its receiving a remake this year if youre interested in picking it up
I know, actually akso AoEIII get a DE version this year, Rts are coming back
I am going to turbine to kill people with a frying pan
and no one can stop me
turns out
a pipe bomb to the face can stop me pretty well
Is Black Ops 2 map?
No
Black Ops 2 is not a map, it is a video game
nor does it support pedos
fucking dumbass runs away from the medic then proceeds to spam E like the fuck head they are
Turbine bad map
gaussbow 😎
THE UBER PAN COMETH
by a thread
by a canyon
by an ant
an ubered, animationless, stock heavy facing off against a helpless heavy trying all be can to defeat his foe, walking back in pure fear as sentries provide meaningless supporting fire is leagues more powerful than a scout with a frying pan who hits people with it
one of my fave vids
true true
the hl2 music
but pan
the thing
gmod creepyastas be like
the ugc gaming.net
ham is better than pan tbh
"this sucked my cock and its spooky"
i do
do you ham scout






