media-posts

[dire widget]

Why must you taunt me

[open crystal]

[dire widget]

Ducking

Hate you

I want a fucking ap sap

[chilly elm]

Duck

quack

[dire widget]

But I am not spending 18$ on it

[chilly elm]

the ap sap isn't 18 dollars....

even on the scam mann co store its 9 dollar

[dire widget]

[open crystal]

https://marketplace.tf/items/tf2/933;6;uncraftable

[chilly elm]

and you can buy one for 2 keys on the

[open crystal]

its 6 bucks on marketplace

[dire widget]

Still no

I’m gonna get a backpack expander and then try and play the fucking game

Since limiting your backpack to 50 slots is a nightmare with how many achievement items I’ve got

Takes up over half the fucking space

[chilly elm]

i thought premium gives you extra slots

[dire widget]

I haven’t spent any money on tf2

[open crystal]

spend one dollar

[dire widget]

Nor will I ever

No

[open crystal]

why not

[dire widget]

I refuse to out of principle

If a game is free then I can enjoy it as a free game

[open crystal]

well you cant talk as a f2p

[dire widget]

I know

[open crystal]

and you gotta spend money to get tour of duty tickets

[dire widget]

I know

I don’t care

I can enjoy it without spending money

[open crystal]

true

[dire widget]

And so I will

How much money have you spent on tf2 onionman

[open crystal]

dont know

[dire widget]

Give me an estimate

[open crystal]

50-100

[chilly elm]

10 bucks

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-gif-14427950

[chilly elm]

heh

[dire widget]

Fucking 50 at a minimum is so much

You could buy like

[open crystal]

my philosophy is: each dollar i spend is worth 1 hour of gameplay

[vivid badger]

[dire widget]

That is mine too

[open crystal]

this is over a year and a half

of me playing the game

[dire widget]

But the thing is

[open crystal]

compared to what other people spend

this is nothing

[chilly elm]

ive spent 1000 hours in the game

[dire widget]

But wearing a shit stained hat isn’t an equivalent to the hour a dollar mentality

It’s just a waste

My mentality is based on the base price of a game or it’s dlcs

If I pay 40 for a game upfront, I expect 40 hours of gameplay

[open crystal]

same

[dire widget]

If I spend nothing up wrong, I expect practically nothing

[chilly elm]

i dont use hours when considering the "value" of a game

for example, you could spend thousands of hours in fallout 4

but

[vivid badger]

there are a lot of free games that i can spend hours in enjoying

[chilly elm]

a lot of those hours are just

[dire widget]

They are just

[vivid badger]

and yeah tf2 may be free

but

f2p moment on tf2

[open crystal]

and by hours i mean good quality hours of fun

[dire widget]

Well yes

I spent 11 pounds on monsteum 2

[open crystal]

but theres something about tf2

[dire widget]

And got over 11 hours of fun

So it’s a win

[dire widget]

Which is

Hats?

H

[open crystal]

war themed hat simulator

the cosmetics are integrated into the game.

[dire widget]

They provide no tactical advantage

Not anymore

[open crystal]

they dont

[dire widget]

They don’t

[barren pagoda]

wanted to play it with you guys but been fucked with assignments recently. Finishing one up today then i can properly enjoy break

[dire widget]

Same, I’ve been drowning in studying recently

Wanna play sometime again

And not with the others on the junkfish disc

[barren pagoda]

lmao

fair

[dire widget]

Yeh

[barren pagoda]

i wouldnt want to spend that much time with the JF discord either

[dire widget]

Yeah, feels like some people are at each others throats most of the time

And I don’t think they like me a lot cause of the whole kuma thing

[open crystal]

spy tf2 is very fun

[dire widget]

No he isn’t he is spy from team fortress 2

[barren pagoda]

i just play soldier most of the time

[dire widget]

I play pyro a lot

I love the flare gun

[barren pagoda]

i also like my subclass

yeti heavy

its basically the least optimal way of playing Heavy

i eat a steak then beat people to death with my bare fists

[open crystal]

spy is fun because backstabs are probably one of the most satisfying things in tf2

and then sometimes people think you cheat

[dire widget]

I like being medic heavy half the time

[open crystal]

only issue with spy is pyro

the one that wont get off your ass for the entire game

[torpid gate]

Medic, Pyro and Solly are the ones I like to play most of the time

[dire widget]

One time I landed a flare shot from across the map

[open crystal]

soldier is meh for me

[dire widget]

And I felt good about myself

[barren pagoda]

i also like demoman, especially demoknight

[open crystal]

when i play pyro its because i wanna be braindead and flame people

[pearl stream]

warframe

[uneven urchin]

haven't given all of the classes a proper session yet, but i really like soldier, followed by hybridknight

[open crystal]

hybridknight is good

[vivid badger]

intriguing

[open crystal]

i like engi and medic

i cannot aim which is probably why spy is my favorite class

[uneven urchin]

scout and engie are fun too, and i like sniper even if i'm not very good at him

[open crystal]

scout is annoying

[uneven urchin]

have yet to dedicate a full session to playing heavy, pyro, medic, or spy

[dire widget]

When I play medic I just wait for the times where I can go “fuck if” and blutsauger everyone on the enemy team

And sometimes it fucking works and I take down like 3 people

[uneven urchin]

thats why i liked him
the idea of being a professional annoyance made each kill just a little bit sweeter

[dire widget]

Scout is cool you can’t touch him

[turbid swift]

You cant touch hin

Unless youre the enemy

And they arent you

[open crystal]

a master of disguise

i like the kunai

and no, i am not a weeb

[vivid badger]

uses kunai

and is spy main

[dire widget]

Now I dislike you

[open crystal]

the only "anime" i've watched was the pokemon show when i was a kid

[dire widget]

I watched one punch man

I like it

[peak geyser]

how to solve an opiate withdrawl

[open crystal]

barotrauma!!!!

omg!!!

put rail gun on dugong!!

[open crystal]

im attempting to prove that you dont have to be a weeb to be good at spy

[peak geyser]

whatever the opiate addiction cure is inside railgun shell

[silent cave]

dude you're a barotrauma fan!!!!!!!!!

[peak geyser]

shoot person when they become addicted on eva

[silent cave]

get out!!!!!!!!

[peak geyser]

profit

[open crystal]

tf2 spray

[vivid badger]

fair

[barren pagoda]

i love barotrauma

[open crystal]

yes

[barren pagoda]

fun game

[open crystal]

we should play baro 😳

[barren pagoda]

bet

[peak geyser]

hop in patron vc right noq

w

[barren pagoda]

why

[peak geyser]

wait

[barren pagoda]

im a busy man

i cant do it like

right now

[peak geyser]

baro has in game vc

[barren pagoda]

im waiting for my tomorrow

which is like 13 hours from now

because im working

[peak geyser]

@open crystal i spy a correlation

[open crystal]

yes

[turbid swift]

huh...

oh wtf it costs money wtf

lame

man wanted to to play american boy instrumental and then sing chug pills with you

best tf2 scams are the fake tournament ones

[hidden rain]

brioi

[clever perch]

Titanfall 2

slidehop go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

grapple go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ronin go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[turbid swift]

м

м

[glass warren]

bruh

this guy only joined to say russian m two times

Bruh

[turbid swift]

guess it was worth it

for him

[glass warren]

lol

What worth?
Plus its prob one of those 8 year olds that love gta 5 and doesn't know other countries exist or if he know they exist he doesn't know they talk other language 🅱️ 🇷 🇺 🇭

[turbid swift]

maybe he just wants some m&ms

[glass warren]

YOOO I GET IT

1000 IQ

[knotty solar]

he actually spammed adverts in every channel

[floral nymph]

you see

[floral nymph]

the russian m on keyboard is placed in the same key as the english v

[torpid gate]

Interesting

[floral nymph]

so he tried to paste advert

by ctrl+v

[torpid gate]

Some people are just very stupid

[warm edge]

Пиздец игру обновили, нормально не поиграешь

[noble temple]

@warm edge English only please, you can find servers for your language here #461135079725334538

[dire widget]

WHAT

[pulsar carbon]

so uh i was downloading, the SCP game.. and somethings wrong ;-;

[dire widget]

#472408806211715083

[open crystal]

The ways of spy

[dire widget]

I hate how I know what the rest of the image is

And yes

Spy is fun

If you get extremely lucky with your stabs

Which I did

[open crystal]

Also why you use cloak and dagger. Do you intend on standing in a corner for 20 minutes?

[barren pagoda]

yes

it is the funniest cloak

[dire widget]

Yes

[open crystal]

I understand

[dire widget]

I have bad cloak management

[open crystal]

Use Le'trange

[dire widget]

I am

[open crystal]

What

Then use stock watch with it

[dire widget]

No

[open crystal]

Its a very good combo

[dire widget]

I am sure it is

But is it cloak and dagger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/828675680077479967/824608331652923432.png

[open crystal]

I prefer stock revolver than le'trange because I can scare off pyros and demos because it can put out a lot of damage

Cloak and dagger is an alright watch, I just think stock watch is 100x better

[dire widget]

Yeh it probably is

I just need to get better at it

[open crystal]

Ye

[dire widget]

Same with the blutsauger is a weird way

When people see you they just charge you

[open crystal]

Blutsager is looked down upon but it's a good self defense tool

[dire widget]

I have killed numerous with people just running right at me

It is

I got a random crate drop crossbow yesterday

But I’m still sticking with the blutsauger

[open crystal]

Crossbow is good for healing and when your team is actually defending you

Blutsager is when your team fucks you in the ass sideways and leaves you to die to gibus spys

[dire widget]

Yes

That happens

Sometimes I just go banana heavy so I can actually protect myself

[open crystal]

Banana better than sandvich

[dire widget]

Yes

[open crystal]

Now I wait for people to attack me

[dire widget]

And I don’t have the sandvich anyways so

Works

[open crystal]

Spy is fun when you're on a 20 killstreak killing everyone. Spy is awful when you keep dying to random shit and when they enemy team all goes pyro.

[dire widget]

Spy is fun for like killing

He is not fun when dying

[open crystal]

Yes

Because backstabbing is very satisfying

[dire widget]

Yes

I think that was my longest chainstab ever

[barren pagoda]

i have tried doing shit and my brain is not having fun

[old parcel]

same

dopamine hits are running low

[dire widget]

yep

well then

play something else

idk what now

why does classical music go so well with playing tf2

[primal junco]

Gaming

[solemn cipher]

@primal junco

[primal junco]

Yes?

[primal junco]

@solemn cipher

[torpid gate]

@primal junco could you please change your nickname to contain typable characters?

🤡

[turbid swift]

@lean maple too late

[lean maple]

Too bad

[torpid gate]

Lmao

[lean maple]

Spam in General btw @torpid gate

Oh nvm

It died down

[torpid gate]

I'm in General

[lean maple]

There was a annoying fuck but he left when I pinged viper

All good

[turbid swift]

So timeless

Are you going to do it

[lean maple]

No

I am in discords where I don’t think that would be met well

[turbid swift]

So what makes you any different from xmm, the "pussy"

[lean maple]

Nothing

but he will never find out the system is corrupt

[barren pagoda]

hmm yes

advanced bhagra gameplay

[dire widget]

oh no

bhagra

[barren pagoda]

yes

i am leaping upon prey

they are helpless to stop me

bhagra sucks ass if he can't find anyone lmao

hes OP, sure, but if it weren't for gens giving him easy pickings, he would be far less OP

[dire widget]

true

[glass warren]

lol

ok hom

ma hommie

[old parcel]

ma hom

e

[barren pagoda]

as i was playing an update for M2 came out?

No patch notes yet

curious

[open crystal]

Probably a bug fix

Brute is hell in the sub area

[barren pagoda]

its pretty small

oh yea

fuck Sub Brute

[open crystal]

Helipad is better for brute but you can accidentally charge off the roof

[barren pagoda]

Yea

Brute just needs more love

lmao

[dire widget]

brut my beloved

[barren pagoda]

slowest climbspeed in the game doesn't help

[open crystal]

Brute is probably the most simple class

[dire widget]

friendship with bhagra has ended

[open crystal]

Run at prisoner and kill

Its all brut does

[barren pagoda]

a simple man

[open crystal]

But he's fun for that

[barren pagoda]

simple pleasures

simple needs

he's fucking terrifying tho

[open crystal]

Yes

[barren pagoda]

he just plows through a wall and you fucking scream

[open crystal]

Bhagra is the least scary

[barren pagoda]

nah bhagra gives me a heart attack sometimes

[open crystal]

Malacolsm looks funny

[dire widget]

bhagra encounters usually just boil down to "oh, this bitch. man fuck you"

[barren pagoda]

if they made bhagra less OP maybe I'd like him more

[open crystal]

I like brute's roar. Some would call it overpowered but it has a minimum range which encourages people to hide around Brute

[dire widget]

yeh

insta kill is just too

[open crystal]

Because brute can give a good chase

[dire widget]

much power for a lil man

[open crystal]

Unless you go to window

[dire widget]

man brute is the funnest for both sides in my opinion

[open crystal]

Window counters brute

[barren pagoda]

yea

brute good times

[dire widget]

he is just the better one

classic monster etiquette

[barren pagoda]

his roar also doesn't pick up people who is hiding

[open crystal]

Ye

[barren pagoda]

because he's meant to be big and fucking dumb

you hide in a locker and he gets confused and sad

[open crystal]

It does say that his only instinct is to hunt I'm pretty sure

[barren pagoda]

yea

i once had a brute with zero animations chasing me

it was the scariest fucking shit i had ever seen in Monstrum 2

he was so fucking menacing

[open crystal]

T posing brute

[dire widget]

t pose brute charging at you at 20 mph

fucking terrifying

[open crystal]

Scary as fuck

[barren pagoda]

everyone in JF discord is getting really hyped over a 250MB update

lmao

guys its literally not a big deal

[dire widget]

damn

just some bug fixes and that'll be it sadly

no new map shit

no new monsters

[barren pagoda]

nah

some okay QoL but not much else

[dire widget]

wonder what they will be

[barren pagoda]

they have the patch notes up

oh shit, they made Archives look different

sick

[dire widget]

?

you got screenshots?

[barren pagoda]

nah because i got farmed by Brute

lmao

[dire widget]

darn

[open crystal]

Brut

Give brut a big smooch

[barren pagoda]

fuck vault

all my homies think vault is a shitty superblock

[dire widget]

y'know I wonder

does monstrum 2 take place on oil rigs?

what is the history?

[barren pagoda]

they do have lore

[open crystal]

I think monstrum 2 takes place a few years after the original monstrum

But thats all I know

[barren pagoda]

it's essentially an oil rig designed for research and making monsters. Monsters are then sold to illegal militant groups for massive sums of money. Brute is for battle, Bhagra is an assassin, Malacosm is for manipulation

[open crystal]

I should play monstrum 1. And then attempt 50 brutes

[barren pagoda]

ah

the ultimate challenge

i might return to that

[open crystal]

100 brutes 😳

[open crystal]

This sounds like it could be an SCP GoI

[dire widget]

I wanna play monstrum 1

but I don't wanna play against fiend or hunter

I just wanna play with brute

[open crystal]

Fiend looks the most terrifying

[dire widget]

I think I vaguely recall what they look like

the only look at monstrum 1 I have ever had was from some markipleir vids

[barren pagoda]

Fiend is upsetting

But many brute is fucking funny

i might return to Monstrum to do another dumb as shit video who knows

[dire widget]

tf does fiend even do

[open crystal]

It looked fucking hilarious

[dire widget]

is it like the malc

[barren pagoda]

not at all

it's smart, like the malc

and will often search the right locker more frequently

but it's abilities are different

it can stun you using a psychic thing

can block off doors

interrupt lights

and has the fastest "unenraged" move speed in the game (but also has the slowest chase so who cares)

[dire widget]

I see

[uneven urchin]

i like engie

[static mortar]

wait is that killing floor 2

?

[dire widget]

No it is a png I believe

[static mortar]

yeah you're right

[dire widget]

Do you

[barren pagoda]

i am studying the ways of Malacosm

I now think in 5 dimensional chess

i place my pieces and the king runs straight into checkmate

i am within their minds

[silent cave]

TRUE!!!!!!!

[uneven urchin]

Yes.

[rotund sapphire]

yeh

[dire widget]

Blast

[dire widget]

What have you discovered

[uneven urchin]

Best game ever made

SL should add group dancing, writing a doc now

[silent cave]

SL should add group fu

[rotund sapphire]

@uneven urchin imma give you an all-class hat

[uneven urchin]

Really? Thanks man

[lilac heath]

mikel i’m gonna give you a no class hat

[rotund sapphire]

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/List_of_All_class_cosmetics

[uneven urchin]

Really? Thanks man

[rotund sapphire]

@uneven urchin choose, dm me when you find which you want

[lilac heath]

you should ask for one you really don’t want

[silent cave]

imma give you a d-class hat

[uneven urchin]

Damn you're really giving me a lot of options here, I'll need a sec to decide, thanks a lot dude

[rotund sapphire]

np

[barren pagoda]

I can now literally read minds

i am a god at mind games

teleport gives you unlimited power i was sleeping on this mf

[dire widget]

Damn

[barren pagoda]

he applies so much fucking pressure, it's like you're at the bottom of the ocean, fitting since he's a squid

[dire widget]

Hm

Noted

[barren pagoda]

if you know where to place your teleports you can straight up just move any and everywhere

and if you mindgame the opponent, you know where they are going to be, they don't know where you will

also helps that you can hide your little sentinel bastards to just scare the shit out of any man who dares approach

[dire widget]

Cool

Now i know

[lilac heath]

this is so deep 🤜

[barren pagoda]

what im saying is that malacosm is feeding my god complex

[lilac heath]

especially since his name is “ocean master”

this is so relatable

[barren pagoda]

listen im just happy to have Leviathan Brute

my beloved

[uneven urchin]

Nathan
more like

[barren pagoda]

the mikel hat

[rotund sapphire]

now you and reaper have the same hat

[uneven urchin]

I am no longer gibus

[torpid gate]

Cute

I still wear mine sometimes c:

[open crystal]

Russell from hla??1?1??1

[dire widget]

winter woodsman bros

I also got sunglasses

I still have gibus on pyro for some reason

I just feel like it fits better with him

being this fucking dumbass who can kill you

[torpid gate]

I like reflecting projectiles as Pyro

[dire widget]

he also wears his glasses weird

this child has had ENOUGH

[rotund sapphire]

did you apply the autoexec file to cfg yet

[dire widget]

uh

yes...?

maybe...?????

[rotund sapphire]

check

[dire widget]

I cannot find steamapps

[dire widget]

I have done it

[rotund sapphire]

you should be able to shoot projectiles a bit "faster" and have the viewmodel a bit further so it wouldn't be on your face

[pearl stream]

what

you can do that?

[dire widget]

ub h

Thank you?

I hope I actually can live with it

[rotund sapphire]

@pearl stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5O-jTecHy8

[dire widget]

what is it

what it mean

[rotund sapphire]

projectiles do get shot almost instant instead of a half second delay to be shot

[dire widget]

I see

[rotund sapphire]

so the autoexec i gave you will make projectiles like soldier's rockets launches quickly and also to make your viewmodels less "shoved in face" screen

[dire widget]

as so like

far away

ok

[rotund sapphire]

https://youtu.be/rRxFpr5Javg?t=91
you can check the video

[dire widget]

later

playing tf2 and watching a yt vid kills my internet

[lilac heath]

hackers

[dire widget]

Fun fact: team fortress 2 is not a good game

[rotund sapphire]

@dire widget wanna play team fortress 2

[dire widget]

In approximately 30 minutes, yes

So 20:10 GMT

And 15:10 EST

[rotund sapphire]

[dire widget]

Did I leave tf2 on

Does it say I am on tf2

[sly flint]

It does

[dire widget]

I left team fortress 2 on

Blast

I am ready @rotund sapphire

time to play the video game team fortress two

why is it taking so long to load

strange

@uneven urchin do you still have that issue

of not hearing a hit sound when you hit an enemy in team fortress 2

[uneven urchin]

no, fixed it

[dire widget]

yes it was in advance right?

[uneven urchin]

i didnt have it checked in advanced settings

ye

[dire widget]

ye

[uneven urchin]

https://gyazo.com/4fba1a8e1a606427d3ea05b2934a3be7

i like engie

[dire widget]

eng ie

clearly

you stood on my head

[rotund sapphire]

@dire widget @uneven urchin

mikel wanna join us

[dire widget]

that looks epic

[dire widget]

epic styule

also am I in your game?

I can't see you

never min

@rotund sapphire sun on a stick

[rotund sapphire]

yes

[dire widget]

hilar

[lilac heath]

cannot believe this is how SL advanced after getting cosmetics

[dire widget]

it was only logical

[uneven urchin]

if youre still playing im down

[dire widget]

yeh we still on mikel

just press join party

@uneven urchin

[uneven urchin]

did

queued for match

[dire widget]

ah yes

it is full

[uneven urchin]

epic

[dire widget]

there

you should be in

nevermind

oh wait

now manye>

no agasin

blast

well they are getting kicked now so maybe you'll be in

[uneven urchin]

heres to hopin

[dire widget]

who is unknown?

@rotund sapphire

[rotund sapphire]

its @torpid gate

[dire widget]

ah i see

time to epic

[torpid gate]

Hi :D

[dire widget]

hello

here we go boys

engineer gaming

[open crystal]

everyones playing tf2

do you have room for one more?

[uneven urchin]

we might

[dire widget]

perhaps

[torpid gate]

Message Nathan

[dire widget]

@rotund sapphire onion lads coming on too?

[rotund sapphire]

@open crystal add

[open crystal]

alright

the deed is done

[dire widget]

ayyy

contract done

[zinc rivet]

eyy

[dire widget]

@vivid badger do you know this person

[zinc rivet]

oh no

nonono

hes impostor

[vivid badger]

what

no

I'm the real Fluffy

[zinc rivet]

who are you

[vivid badger]

it's me

[zinc rivet]

oh

[vivid badger]

Fluffy Pillow

[zinc rivet]

im in a vrml team

[dire widget]

i thought you were a team

[vivid badger]

[zinc rivet]

and my team leader is named fluffy

lmaoo

[vivid badger]

hahahaha

wait

what is "vrml"

[zinc rivet]

virtual reality master league

[rotund sapphire]

evacuation

[dire widget]

what happened to dying with a gun in your hand

[vivid badger]

oh

wow i've never heard of this, pretty interesting

[open crystal]

mann vs machine

a full team full of bots

[vivid badger]

i'm talking

no i know what mvm is lol

i mean vrml

[open crystal]

no i meant like

[dire widget]

average bot complainer
vs
average mann vs machine 2 enjoyer

[vivid badger]

[dire widget]

we are on mvm rn

[zinc rivet]

also how do you get a rank where you are a discord member in lab?

[dire widget]

I have been killed

[zinc rivet]

yooo

i got a vr headset

[dire widget]

c

[zinc rivet]

and ima use that to play some scp games

later

[dire widget]

@uneven urchin nice cosmetics

they look great

:ClassDSlyKek:

IVE GOT IT

I HAVE GOT THE WRNGELKER

GOD WILL FEAR ME

@open crystal you got autoed?

[open crystal]

@dire widget trolled

[open crystal]

yes

[dire widget]

damn

sucks to be you

[sly flint]

Imagine using the wrangler

cringe!

[dire widget]

@open crystal I'm doing this for you

[sly flint]

use short circuit like a chad

[open crystal]

going pyro

[dire widget]

yes

get troled

[open crystal]

i've been trolled

[dire widget]

certainly

[open crystal]

our team got trolled

[dire widget]

you have all been troled

this will be lively

[rotund sapphire]

im done for today

[dire widget]

Bye done for today, see you tomorrow

[uneven urchin]

imma head out too, peace

[dire widget]

YEAH, same

*yeah

[open crystal]

aight

[dire widget]

wait

@uneven urchin dye your fucking hat blue

ik we wouldn't be winter red bros anymore

but it would be funny I think

actually do what you wat

[uneven urchin]

are dyes a separate item or can i just change the color

[dire widget]

idk

ask nate

[rotund sapphire]

blue only on blu team

[dire widget]

damn

[torpid gate]

Just plop the Team Spirit paint on it

[silent cave]

team sprite

[dire widget]

I was so close to getting fucking decked by that train it ain't even funny

[white cedar]

gaming™

[dire widget]

Thank God for Trevor's special ability

[open crystal]

battlegrounds 3 is an amazing game

shit like this happens

it has awful combat but the conversations in this game are great

[turbid swift]

whats up with Australian people who keep trying to scam me.

[dire widget]

They all hate you

Come to think of it everyone hates you

I guess everyone just hates you so they wanna scam you

[royal shadow]

Everyone hates everyone.

[dire widget]

But Australia especially

[royal shadow]

Nobody is epic.

Fuck everyone

[turbid swift]

Hmm

[solemn cipher]

hmmm

porn dolphin hump

https://tenor.com/view/porn-dolphin-hump-gif-13326348

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800371839011651584/809175892169457683/image0.gif

[torpid gate]

@turbid swift please keep it English

[glass warren]

oh hi there

meet mcer toy

my god

porn

[dire widget]

Now I have a slight guess on what this could be

But as the old saying goes chap

Fuck about and find what for

[barren pagoda]

the exploration

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-doctor-the-beholder-scp049-gif-11375307

Oh never mind

Explore what?

[glass warren]

tiktok

[lucid bobcat]

there

[glass warren]

wait

so u promote ur twitch

[lucid bobcat]

what wait

[dire widget]

N

[glass warren]

U PROMOTE UR TWITCH?

U can't promote urself

[turbid swift]

What

[lucid bobcat]

??? its a glitch and i wanted to share it

[glass warren]

@torpid gate

[dire widget]

@knotty solar thoughts?

[lucid bobcat]

it not promoting-

[glass warren]

u promote twitch

[lucid bobcat]

god

are u trying to win the argument or-

[dire widget]

Won already

[glass warren]

nope

[dire widget]

Cope

[glass warren]

Im following rules

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-cope-cope-gif-19299672

Wait

Ur a vtuber?

How cringe

[glass warren]

ik

vtubers cringe

[turbid swift]

Me when vtuber

[lucid bobcat]

ok u happy

[glass warren]

no

[lucid bobcat]

ofc not

[glass warren]

u still promote urself

[lucid bobcat]

how tho-

[dire widget]

You are in the video

[torpid gate]

[glass warren]

and even if u delted it

[knotty solar]

oi hom slow

not good not good

[dire widget]

That is cringe enough

[dire widget]

You is slow yes

[torpid gate]

hommy

[glass warren]

ik

[dire widget]

But then so is quinxy

Both equally slow id say

[knotty solar]

quincy :D

[torpid gate]

I'm doing stuff

[dire widget]

I’m stuff

[knotty solar]

I'm also doing stuff

[glass warren]

F

for u

[dire widget]

Oh no

[glass warren]

R3x

[torpid gate]

We're all doing stuff

[knotty solar]

anyway

[dire widget]

I don’t like where this is going

[knotty solar]

what happened

[glass warren]

@lucid bobcat Promotes her twitch

She even deleted link to her twitch acc

[dire widget]

Is cringe

[torpid gate]

It was a Twitch clip

[glass warren]

ik but

[torpid gate]

That's not considered advertising

[glass warren]

still she promotes her twitch

[torpid gate]

How so?

[lucid bobcat]

ikr

[knotty solar]

sure it's their twitch but like

it's also just a clip

not a direct link

[lucid bobcat]

1. boy
2. clip not channel link

[glass warren]

Ur voice

was girl

[torpid gate]

Nah

[lucid bobcat]

well thats how my voice is

you making fun of me now?

[turbid swift]

They sounded like a boy

[glass warren]

no

[torpid gate]

Yeah

[glass warren]

You just sounded like girl for me

Not making fun of u

[torpid gate]

Gordon

[lucid bobcat]

ok well now u know im a boy

[dire widget]

Can’t unfairly ban someone

[glass warren]

wow

[glass warren]

plus

[torpid gate]

Go look for the lamb sauce

[glass warren]

u have

in ur link

ur tiwtch

[dire widget]

Hi a boy, I’m stuff

[glass warren]

In ur

status

[lucid bobcat]

but its my status-

[dire widget]

Ay yo quick side question

[lucid bobcat]

if u click my profile u would see that im streaming anyways

[dire widget]

How many views you get?

[glass warren]

29 views

[dire widget]

Epic style

[barren pagoda]

malacosm god

[dire widget]

malocsm wierd

[barren pagoda]

true

but i control the map

[zinc rivet]

good morning

[pearl stream]

Yeah

[dire widget]

man was so scared he just fucking noped outta reality

[idle hearth]

He disappeared from the atoms

[rotund sapphire]

@wooden token @dire widget l4d2?

[hybrid rivet]

Whay yall playing in l4d2 btw

[rotund sapphire]

cause, why not

[hybrid rivet]

I am wandaring what do yall do

I did a nice amount of campaigns and survival maps and sorta ran out of content, also not many people play it

[rotund sapphire]

we do custom campaigns n such

if you want, we can invite you

[hybrid rivet]

maybe once I redownload l4d2 it's not such a bad idea, are there some new fancy campaigns?

[lone shuttle]

im visiting home :')

[pearl stream]

damn you got the permits for that??

[lone shuttle]

oh yea since forever

i originally wanted to make visiting sol the last thing on my elite bucket list

as like a final "coming home"

but since theres gonna be new planet generation with odyssey i really wanted to see what our solar system looked like currently

this is what our humble little home sounds like

[spice talon]

A map I am working on for Tornado Alley Ultimate and Fangames on Roblox. (This is not most modern version).

[stable berry]

Roblox lover

[wooden token]

gonna be busy today, I'll see if I have time

[rotund sapphire]

yeah

[barren pagoda]

l4d2 pre cool

[visual salmon]

there are moderators here

[barren pagoda]

indeed there are

[visual salmon]

I just have a couple of questions

[stable berry]

What are they

[dire widget]

Maybe

If the opportunity presents its self then yes

[rotund sapphire]

if resh joins us then we'll do the urban flight map and then other campaigns we've done for him to enjoy also

[lone shuttle]

so i found voyager 1 about 2 million light seconds away from the sun

[barren pagoda]

i like playing vs mode in L4D2. I honestly just like playing little ghoul boys in video games

[rotund sapphire]

l4d2 versus is interesting

i like the inflatted arm you can see from the charger now

[barren pagoda]

i hope Back 4 Blood has versus

it looks sick

[pearl stream]

can you kiss da voyager for me

[wooden token]

l4d2 vs is one of my favorite game night things

so many good moment from them

[dire widget]

Ok

[uneven urchin]

bro i am loving engie

[dire widget]

Ok cool Mikel

[uneven urchin]

2 rounds in a row top of the leaderboard, 3 dominations at once, good shit\

[stable berry]

Engineer gaming

[dire widget]

C

[rotund sapphire]

mikel engineer gaming

[uneven urchin]

yeah we engineer gaming keep scrolling

[dire widget]

My favourite thing to do in l4d is just vs

[dire widget]

Sssh

Go engineer game

[burnt forge]

suddently episode 2 turned out pretty great

[dire widget]

man

[pearl stream]

man

[turbid swift]

Man

[uneven urchin]

man

[barren pagoda]

boy

[sly flint]

child

[turbid swift]

elder

aimlab devs are pedos no cap

[uneven urchin]

the obvious counter is to have sl add anti-pedo weapon skins

[dire widget]

The obvious solution is to kill all pedos

[turbid swift]

The obvious solution is to kill everyone

[lilac heath]

japanese car toon?!?

[turbid swift]

its prolly a 3000 year old dog girl but who actually looks like an 8 year old

and wears very lewd clothing, no cap

[uneven urchin]

"bro she's actually 3000 years old she's just got the body of an 8 year old so the porn of her is moral"

• absolute buffoons

[turbid swift]

Naw bro it's ok she's legal in angola

[dire widget]

Yeah she’ll be 3000 years old once I’m done smashing your balls into a cheese grater

[pearl stream]

why would you shoot a gun in a small room like that

are you trying to make yourself deaf

[dire widget]

cressent

I hate to break it to you

but that man cannot hear in the first place

[turbid swift]

Naw bro 8ts good she's legal in angola

[dire widget]

damn ending b hitting different ngl

[turbid swift]

gta 5 moment

[dire widget]

fuck he will not stop dying

[turbid swift]

micheal canonically dies in a traffic accident

[dire widget]

real

shut the fuck up

@uneven urchin just wanna ask a serious question

did you leave working on forgotten facility?

cause I seem to remember you working on it

[uneven urchin]

yeah i did

never got assigned any work

and my work with northwood was picking up in intensity for 11.0

so i figured i better not spread myself too thin if ff ends up needing me

[dire widget]

I see

so you think you'll ever return?

even as just a fan?

[uneven urchin]

don't know

we'll have to see

[dire widget]

yeh

cause rn it don't look too special

[lilac heath]

sub rosa

[dire widget]

MICHAEL

[torpid gate]

I see

[dire widget]

michael is fucking stupid

[torpid gate]

I practiced a lot of sniper on 2fort aswell @frail ice

[frail ice]

ragdoll art

my sniper is just

[dire widget]

MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK

[torpid gate]

Lmao

I mean

He helped

[dire widget]

you don't

pull out a fucking machine gun

to a fist fight

[torpid gate]

I mean

You'll win

Probably

I need to pay my PS+ subscription so I can play GTA Online again on my Playstation

The good times

[dire widget]

heh

well Michael just got fucking shredded while trying to 1v1 an entire gang

RIP

[torpid gate]

Fucked

[dire widget]

this asshole only knows how to die and spit corny 1 liners

[torpid gate]

Yes

Yes

[dire widget]

I will now attempt to steal from the military base with him

surely nothing will do wrong

[torpid gate]

Lmao gl

[dire widget]

here we go

moment of truth

welp

[vivid badger]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-monke-fail-monke-fall-fail-monke-fall-epic-fail-embed-epic-embed-fail-gif-20372300

[torpid gate]

The Combat MG is overpowered

[dire widget]

sadly not overpowered enough to kill a tank

and mikey wasn't much of a help either

for this alone I am now heading for ending B

FUCJ

I give up for today

Tomorrow maybe

[old parcel]

Sub Rosa at its finest

[dire widget]

Isn’t sub rosa just dark RP gmod but bad

[old parcel]

yes

DarkRP but with tabs physics

[dire widget]

But of course

[lament crater]

finally i can add clips

oh godamn it

its the discord game party thing

[lament crater]

you dont fly up right away lmao

you gotta be low

[dire widget]

I realise now

I got a bit ahead of myself after narrowly escaping that tank

[frail ice]

The gremlin from the depths

[hushed stag]

gremlin

[glass warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/829436951430037504/Cat_Girl_PFP.png @turbid swift

Yus i did it

Mr. daddy

TOO LATE

HAHA

[turbid swift]

what the fuck do you think you are doing

[glass warren]

Something

xd

but i still won

[turbid swift]

i dont even talk here you little shit

[glass warren]

Im 3 so shut the fuck up

[turbid swift]

[pale sail]

Banned for underage.

[torpid gate]

!ban

[hybrid rivet]

People here all be fast adrenaline shoot action fans
Where are my slow strategy planning enjoyers

[barren pagoda]

strategy is for nerds

[white cedar]

strategy is for big boys

[barren pagoda]

my strategies only come from when i feel that they'd be really funny to pull off

[white cedar]

artillery only

[torpid gate]

artillery 🤤

[dire widget]

artillerCRINGE

FINALLY

[stable berry]

You where gaming

[dire widget]

Yes

Gaming

I will now steal a jet

This will not go horribly wrong like last time

[prisma marten]

run at somebody in a mech suit and stab them

nobody ever expects it so you can do half thier health whilst they just stare at you

[tribal heath]

low-key thought that was warzone cuz of the helo

[dire widget]

w hat

fuck

[open crystal]

Anti Air only

[dire widget]

man fuck you too game

[torpid gate]

Go the other way, over the mountain

if you stay low the Jet won't get you

[dire widget]

noted

alright fuck this I'm stealing a tank

nevermind, I will not be stealing a tank

[torpid gate]

Lure it outside, then wait until the driver despawns

or drive in and get blown up

[dire widget]

hmm

I like the second option

I'll give it a shot

@torpid gate done