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granite canyon
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But i need to translate this text

woeful pewter
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Ah ok

granite canyon
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I'm Russian

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Ok)

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Nice)

woeful pewter
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Как там в россии?

granite canyon
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СТОП ЧТО?

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Кхм

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...

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Яясно я тут не одинок

dire widget
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id delete that

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you'll get a warn for it being a text wall

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also fuck i just logged onto my computer and like 15 tabs of tweed hats came up

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I need to close my tabs

granite canyon
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Ok

dire widget
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wait

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Yeah I have seen you before

granite canyon
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Who me?

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Hmmmm lad

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Okay

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Shiza

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Don't ban me pliz

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I don't understand anything "almost

woven glen
jaunty fern
dire widget
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I hope their is a in-universe explanation for why everyone’s male

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Cause how the human raced would’ve survived long enough baffles me

elder granite
sly flint
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@dire widget male pregnancy ClassDTroll

dire widget
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Graphic novel explanation time

sharp pasture
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This was so satisfying

sharp pasture
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its pretty sad

dire widget
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You guest

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Get member

sharp pasture
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how

dire widget
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Idk lol

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Ask Hubert

turbid swift
uneven urchin
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hey who has that one left for dead video

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where ellis goes "i found a candy bar" and then fucking explodes

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i need it, for research

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found it

dire widget
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it better not have anything to do with the sl candy bars

uneven urchin
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no, it has nothing to do with making an animation out of it involving pink candy

dire widget
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good

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but remember

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I'm watching you mikel

uneven urchin
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it also has nothing to do with the new event

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it also has nothing to do with the fact i asked simple for his d class model

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nothing at all

dire widget
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you're right

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I'm being paranoid

uneven urchin
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dumb conspiracies

toxic plaza
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I am happy

dire widget
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Nothing can come out of these totally unrelated events

toxic plaza
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I recently found a niche game with a decent community

dire widget
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which is?

uneven urchin
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minecraft

toxic plaza
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well by decent I mean if i say anything positive I would probably be put on a wacth list

dire widget
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alrighty

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tell

toxic plaza
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Here?

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In this server

toxic plaza
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This server that ruins any game I like

dire widget
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yes

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when did i stutter

toxic plaza
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When did I agree

uneven urchin
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now

toxic plaza
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This server is full of people who I would rather not in its community

dire widget
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when i pointed a gun at you

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alright

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tell in private

toxic plaza
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look in General and you will see the list of people who I would rather not know

uneven urchin
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then why bring it up here, lmao

toxic plaza
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where else should I bring it up

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Bot zone

uneven urchin
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i meant like

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if people in this server are an issue

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why bring it up in this server

merry geyser
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Why stay here

turbid swift
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Ffrrffrrfrgrf]]

dire widget
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tell me why

uneven urchin
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ain't nothin but a heartache

toxic plaza
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Tell me why

dire widget
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ain't nothing but a mistake

subtle parrot
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next one who bypasses gallery cog gets warned and stabbed 🤡

wooden token
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it happened didnt it

ornate scrollBOT
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@turbid swift can you not spam jojo teletubbie

turbid swift
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cringe

dire widget
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can we get a !stab up in here

silent cave
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even the bot was mad

oak matrix
dire widget
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Once bonk messed with me by talking to me w/ the bot and I had no idea someone could do that

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I got genuinely nervous for like 5 minutes

turbid swift
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scp6942-fd,f!1yhwe9elcłcće0

dire widget
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Scp 68419

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Reddit wrecked

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😎

gentle storm
dire widget
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Look ma

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I’m on tv

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How is it that small

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Hmm

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Epico

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I’ll try that

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Oh what?

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Discord?

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Sl server?

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Wait I’m lost

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Give sec

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Ok im more confused

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Yes

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Yes

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Ok

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Gotcha

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Understandable

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Alrighty then

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You horni fuck

gentle hinge
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bruh

candid granite
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Its just a tentacle?

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wtf is wrong with yall

daring crest
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That but with corrosive acid on a minority.

candid granite
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how is it horny?

dire widget
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Bob

turbid swift
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

dire widget
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This is so haram

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Can we get 5 prayers to allah

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😔
🙏

turbid swift
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🙏

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i pray that thou will become halal

dire widget
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🙏

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I also pray that thou will also become halal

wooden token
dire widget
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Neon

gentle storm
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May gott have mercy on you

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For that gif

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Because I won't

quick tendon
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I just looked up this patron and that is by a furry artist, I will no proceed to bleach my eyes.

candid granite
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ok

unique mortar
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How is that gif allowed to exist in our world

plush basalt
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which?

daring crest
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@everyone someone ban them

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@here

dire widget
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Dum

gentle storm
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If only

sly flint
plush basalt
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oh that gif

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the Splatoon one

turbid swift
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bro why so haram

wooden token
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@candid granite yea how about no on that one

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get home and thats the first thing I see

plush basalt
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Splatoon gif is gone, day improved

wooden token
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ping next time smh

green radish
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what was the splatoon gif

green radish
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how come i always miss out on the good shit

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@candid granite send me the splatoon gif in dms

plush basalt
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the caption was a link to a patron for a person called diives

quick tendon
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I made the mistake of looking up the artist

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I don't have enough eye bleach to escape it

plush basalt
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part of me wants to ask why it was a mistake and the other is saying some knowledge is better left unknown

quick tendon
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It was some furry shit

plush basalt
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understood

turbid swift
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@turbid swift you've fallen for it again! you've fallen for the swatstika trap!

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It was worth it

granite canyon
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uh h

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Hello

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all

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Is there someone here?

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awful though what?

quick tendon
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hello there, how has your day been.

granite canyon
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Mmm I still have morning

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8 am

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What about you?

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How are you

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?

tropic spindle
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But is time voidless?

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But since time is just a construct of man how could a void exist within a theoretical space?

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Ah so you are the void

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fair enough

tawdry lotus
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There is a statue of lenin in the middle of antartica

pearl stream
rain coral
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why is peanut getting shocked i the background

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hes too fast to get shocked

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e

turbid swift
fierce bane
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Silvagunner with that quality content.

crystal mauve
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Is this not nsfw

knotty solar
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it is

weary silo
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@turbid swift öfenkäse alle

turbid swift
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hihiihihihih

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drachenlord is a mood

knotty solar
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????

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cheese?

bitter solar
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i think i will dowload internet again

turbid swift
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Ooff

minor canyon
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wow

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very bad

minor canyon
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very toxic players

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yes

rain coral
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i tohught he was mario for a second there

bitter solar
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no all of them are acctually getting muted

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and all of them are grey names

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ther is ranking system

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toxic ones are getting muted

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it is not as bad as it looks

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the only problem is ther is so many 7 year olds bot,benson is one of the best servers

minor canyon
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There is no justice on the Turkish servers

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old time

bitter solar
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no you get banned because you were racist

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if you didnt broke any rules

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nothing would have happend

minor canyon
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what hhhahahha I am not racist

bitter solar
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bruh

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ok then you are a lier...

minor canyon
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@bitter solar I'm saying in the old time

bitter solar
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ok

minor canyon
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1 year ago the servers were bad

bitter solar
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legion 🤮

minor canyon
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......

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yes

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bad

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and axe

minor canyon
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I am not racist

bitter solar
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neyse neyse

minor canyon
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I never advocate racism

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I love peace

bitter solar
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ok

minor canyon
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yes

toxic plaza
turbid swift
minor canyon
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ok their children are so problem

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very

turbid swift
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disturbing

minor canyon
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yes

hollow pollen
covert flower
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i guess i owe both the scientist and the nut for saving/sparing me xD

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bare in mind this was like my 3rd or so match of playing online with others so i still was horrible at negotiations.. the scientist man did gud doe

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i dont know.. i guess the nut told the other SCP's what happened or i got lucky.. cuz i only ever heard another SCP and it was 939 and he didnt notice me.. i died to a different scientist later

dire widget
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bouta get a victory royal

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got a victory royal

ebon sandal
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I miss the good ol days of pinky candy

uneven urchin
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same man

mighty ridge
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There is hope

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Maybe the candys gonna be readded

white cedar
dire widget
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beauty

broken folio
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how throw pictures?

pearl stream
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with your arm

dire widget
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dont use your wrist

silent cave
white cedar
sly flint
silent cave
sly flint
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Lovely

dire widget
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did he die from a nuclear bomb??

prisma marten
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yes

dire widget
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epic

turbid swift
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new scp

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dog

sly flint
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he did in fact die from a nuclear blast

dire widget
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epic

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why was he nuked

sly flint
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I forget

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I dont think there is a set reason

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All i know is that russia did it

dire widget
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THEM DAMN RUSSIANS

true iris
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@minor juniper the original video for flexair was deleted but theres a reupload
(Its a series calles flexair)

minor juniper
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Thanks!

dire widget
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chillin

cerulean hollow
dire widget
silent cave
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hmm

toxic plaza
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THey finally updated what the most played class can do

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can't wait to play as spectator

silent cave
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bad news

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its pre round

turbid swift
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F

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What is apollyon scp

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I thought there were only 5 categories

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What is thaumiel

silent cave
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scps which assist in containment and shit

turbid swift
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Unknown

dire widget
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what the hell

turbid swift
bold sail
turbid swift
turbid swift
barren knot
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meme zone needs cleaning @ MTF maid service

prisma marten
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I caught a fly

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also 144p camera moment

dire widget
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horny

sly flint
dire widget
sly flint
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Damn i thought something actually happened 😔

dire widget
sly flint
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amazing

dire widget
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ngl i like it

turbid swift
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cover yourself in water

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go into a pool filled with oil

dire widget
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drown

turbid swift
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imagine playing fortnite

dire widget
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silence redditor

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I must've been so annoying for him tho

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having me cornered, and going in for an awesome kill

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just to miss me by a tiny amount and i pop him instantaneously

open crystal
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is that the forbidden game?

late rune
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Ку

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Кд

turbid swift
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GOOD

sly flint
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@turbid swift i havent played since oct. 23rd

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get destroyed

turbid swift
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horny

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me horny

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i believe thats when i stopped playing aswell but i played on the 5th but never actually played a game

sly flint
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makes sense

turbid swift
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game dry

sly flint
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gameplay is fine for me ive just found better games to actually play and enjoy

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rather than spend all my time in spectator

turbid swift
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i literally just play minecraft and roblox and hoi4, sometimes other games

sly flint
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I just play doom and postal

dire widget
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A while back actually

minor juniper
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im gonna say the funny haha teehee omg ur so funny @ everyone. it'll be so funny that the moderators will find it so hilarious that they will ban me for being too haha funny man clown

vestal karma
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@everyone

minor juniper
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yikes. I was joking. like. bro wtf. smh. im gonna go back to playing on my leapfrog toy set

dire widget
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@everyone ClassDTroll

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Problem?

minor juniper
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sorry. too busy pressing on funny dialog from frog people on this piece of paper with this comically large pen

turbid swift
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comically large pen

dire widget
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Comically small world

quick tendon
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November 27th is in 3 days, can't wait

dire widget
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That’s 3 days away

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Fun fact I thought I’d share with y’all

hard rain
dire widget
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Garat dead

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Who is garat

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Look at this epic video I found

granite fossil
uneven urchin
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shush im in an argument with ender and x3 over whether or not i can spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

dire widget
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What

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It’s just an epic video I found

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Smh my head 😔😔😔

uneven urchin
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i sent it here with specific instructions to ignore

dire widget
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You did?

uneven urchin
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bc i needed to download it to my computer from my phone so i could decrease the file size so i could send it in the nw server

sly flint
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makes sense

uneven urchin
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to prove i can actually type it

dire widget
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Okay

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I believe you

uneven urchin
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idk how u downloaded it so fast it was up for like 2 seconds

dire widget
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As soon as it said ignore I knew it’d be gone soon

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So I hit download

uneven urchin
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but why

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it's just me typing a long word

dire widget
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I don’t know

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For the sake of it

uneven urchin
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fair enough i guess

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ender and x3 haven't responded to the video yet, guess i won

sly flint
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because longer words = comedy

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Isnt it obvious

dire widget
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Ofc

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How could I be so blind

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Also

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Why does that word mean

uneven urchin
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it's a lung disease

dire widget
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Cool

sly flint
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what does it do

dire widget
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Do people get lung disease by trying to say it or is it unrelated

uneven urchin
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heck if i know i just know it's a lung disease

sly flint
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Pics or youre a filthy liar HubertHyper

uneven urchin
sly flint
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Thanks

dire widget
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Cool

sly flint
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Huh its a disease caused by inhalation of silica dust

dire widget
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Silicon

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Hmmm

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Did I read that or

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Am I not

turbid swift
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horny

dire widget
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Yep

sly flint
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silica

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silica dust

turbid swift
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am horny

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me pp hard throb

bold sail
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Pneumonoultramiceoscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

dire widget
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Supercalafragalisticexpealidisios

sly flint
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Stfu you just copied and pasted that word

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smh

bold sail
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No I didn't

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Dumbass

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Smh

dire widget
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Doubt

sly flint
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show proof rerard

bold sail
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My head

dire widget
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Record video

sly flint
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Do what mikel did

dire widget
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Of you typing it

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Do the Mikel

bold sail
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Ok lenme rip my eyes out and give them for you to inspect the recording

sly flint
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Thanks bro

bold sail
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Hhold

sly flint
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secretly destroys the eyes like a boss

dire widget
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Just remember to hi the send button

bold sail
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What

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I can't send it

sly flint
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get destroyed

dire widget
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Aha

sly flint
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now you have 0 proof

dire widget
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Now we win argument

sly flint
turbid swift
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thoughts on Simarded

sly flint
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hes lame

dire widget
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Who

turbid swift
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good

bold sail
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I cant send

sly flint
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scp sl youtuber or something idk

dire widget
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Ew

turbid swift
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Simarded is a scum

dire widget
sly flint
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hes pretty cringe ngl

dire widget
bold sail
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Smh

dire widget
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Hahaahhahahahaah

turbid swift
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I died for this fucking screenshot

sly flint
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Bro is that.............. portuguese??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

turbid swift
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he snapped my neck

bold sail
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Ye

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Dude

turbid swift
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as soon as I go to him he get my neck

sly flint
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CRINGE
JUST SPEAK SPANISH
SAME THING ClassDTroll

bold sail
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You've known im from brazil since the beginning of the year

dire widget
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Portuguese argux? 🤢

sly flint
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Beginning of the year?

bold sail
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Kind of there

sly flint
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Everything in this discord before june is kinda fuzzy

dire widget
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How u livening

bold sail
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When i joined unity i think you were there also

sly flint
dire widget
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When did I join again

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!userinfo

ornate scrollBOT
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Custom: FUCK APPLES

Joined Discord on

12 Jun 2017 18:25
(1261 days ago)

Joined this server on

15 Jul 2020 10:35
(132 days ago)

Role

<@&677940413910220800>

Previous Nicknames

geam time, how 2 become member, how 2 become admin, how 2 become D-class, how 2 become D-class personell, how 2 become D-class personnel, how 2 become Chaos Insurgency, how 2 become Safe SCP

turbid swift
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ES GOT A SIREN FOR A HEAD

dire widget
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July

turbid swift
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PRETTY STHUPID INIT

dire widget
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Got digits damn

sly flint
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KINDA SCHTEWPID INNIT

bold sail
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!userinfo

ornate scrollBOT
#
Joined Discord on

02 Jan 2018 21:17
(1057 days ago)

Joined this server on

24 Apr 2020 18:50
(214 days ago)

Roles

<@&556636240271638531>, <@&677940413910220800>

Previous Nicknames

ᛋᛏᚨᚱᛞᚢᛋᛏ ᚨᚱᚷᚢᛪ, Moon Runes, Lingojam, no, ᚠᚢᚾᚾᚤ (funny letter man), Éttu skít, ᚨ, penis and cock and maybe dick, ᛒᚱᚢᚺ MOMENT, ᚨᚱᚷᚢᛪᛖᛏᛏᛖ, pokemon showdown is shit, ᛒᚱᚢᚺ ᛗᛟᛗᛖᚾᛏ, hardwood? more like shitwood, hayward? more like shitward, ComplicatedTiger, ᚨᚱᚷᚢᛪ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᛚᛟᛋᛖᛏ ᛒᛁᛋᛖᛪᚢᚨᛚ, ᚨᚱᚷᚢᛪ

dire widget
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WANNA CIGGY MATE??

sly flint
#

!userinfo

dire widget
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😔

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Society

sly flint
#

!userinfo

ornate scrollBOT
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Chilling in offline status

Joined Discord on

04 Feb 2017 13:55
(1389 days ago)

Joined this server on

17 Nov 2020 03:40
(7 days ago)

Role

<@&677940407509843999>

Previous Name

king rat

Previous Nicknames

@DoktorNein (boo-urns), @senior guard (boo-urns), @senior guard (more-on), @seasonal nicknames are lame, seasonal nicknames are lame, post office guy, chicago typewriter, chicago typewriter mk.II, bananacrook (aka cringe), bbb, post office man, jacket's piece mk.III, napalm launcher mk.VI, super shotgun mk.V

sly flint
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oh yeah i originally joined on december 31st 2019

dire widget
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Boo-urns

sly flint
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but then i left for a day

dire widget
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Why doe

sly flint
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@dire widget only cool kids understand that

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Idk

dire widget
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Coolio

dire widget
sly flint
dire widget
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I thought it be simpsons

bold sail
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I

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Nevermind

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Fuck it

dire widget
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Lol

vestal karma
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help????

dire widget
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What is that flag

bold sail
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The fuck

vestal karma
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non binarry

dire widget
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Is it Estonia

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Oh ok

bold sail
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Theminem

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Funny

dire widget
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I thought it’d be Estonia

uneven urchin
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it is

vestal karma
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i didnt mean forr this to be that popularr

uneven urchin
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definitely estonia

vestal karma
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help

dire widget
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Ya ya

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Estonia

bold sail
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No help

sly flint
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Theminem is an unironically good pun

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fight me

dire widget
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What is the pun

sly flint
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Them + Eminem

bold sail
dire widget
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I thought they were illiterate

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Ohhhhhhh

sly flint
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@bold sail only on sundays

dire widget
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I get it

vestal karma
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non binarry ppl most commonly use they/them prronouns so. them + eminem

bold sail
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Ik

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Ik

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Ya mug

dire widget
bold sail
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Smh

vestal karma
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well rrat typed it fasterr than me

sly flint
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😎

bold sail
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Rat typed?

dire widget
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Rat

turbid swift
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pog silencer

bold sail
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No way

dire widget
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He’s called rat king

sly flint
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king rat

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smh

dire widget
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Rat

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King

sly flint
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king rat HubertHyper

vestal karma
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well is therre any name you wish to be called? orr is it just

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wtvr

dire widget
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RAT KING

sly flint
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call me whatever

bold sail
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Read my actual username smh

sly flint
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but my name is KING RAT

dire widget
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Call him rat king

sly flint
#

NOT RAT KING YOU DOOFUS

bold sail
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Dummy

dire widget
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Cause RAT KINGS HIS NAME

vestal karma
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ill call you rrat

sly flint
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youre crunge

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thank you

vestal karma
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my little king rrat

dire widget
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I’m cringle

pearl stream
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I prefer vermin

dire widget
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I prefer pesticide field tester

vestal karma
dire widget
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No

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Deal wit popularity

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Become famous

uneven urchin
#

link tweet

dire widget
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Get ego

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Die

bold sail
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Link tweet

uneven urchin
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so i can like and add to the ego

pearl stream
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can't handle the fame huh

uneven urchin
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don't do the fame if you can't take the crame
or something

vestal karma
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i would link my tweet but this serrverr is full of weirrdos and im morre than positive ill b harrassed

pearl stream
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wise move

dire widget
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Cujo gonna come back in 2 days with an ego the size of Jupiter

vestal karma
#

correct

uneven urchin
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then put the tweet's link in base 64, so that only the dedicated may view it

bold sail
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Cujo will show up in the discord with money and sunglasses and proceed to shun all of us cuz we're not famous like them

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The fame will get up to your head buddy

dire widget
#

Make group of us only and post it

bold sail
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Its only a matter of time,cujo

vestal karma
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HOLY SHIT A FAMOUS ANIMATORR LIKED MY TWEET

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A FAMOUS FUCKING ANIMATORR

bold sail
#

fades away

sly flint
#

poggers

dire widget
#

Whomstve????

bold sail
#

fades back in

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It has already begun

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The fame

dire widget
#

Just remember

bold sail
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Its in his brain

dire widget
#

I was your mentor

vestal karma
dire widget
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You owe all your success to me

vestal karma
#

OKAMI FUCKIN WOLVEN

dire widget
#

Ok I’m gonna be honest

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No idea who

#

But well done

bold sail
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Idk what these movements are

vestal karma
#

okay so okami wolven

bold sail
#

What is antifa i hear a lot about it

uneven urchin
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you fool! i can now go to the artist's page and see the tweet!

dire widget
#

Time to raid

uneven urchin
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i found it >:)

dire widget
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😳

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Damn

vestal karma
#

aight dm me my userrname then

uneven urchin
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time to like and then never think about it again

uneven urchin
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done

vestal karma
#

he actually found it

uneven urchin
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:)

dire widget
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Wow

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That epic

pearl stream
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can't you just... search "theminem" on twitter

dire widget
#

No

pearl stream
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its got 500 likes so its probably not hard to find

dire widget
#

I don’t think

uneven urchin
#

yeah but that's lame

dire widget
#

Weak

vestal karma
uneven urchin
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"oh i just want the tweet handed to me on a silver platter"

dire widget
#

I got 4K upvotes on Reddit

uneven urchin
#

where's your thrill of the hunt? smh

bold sail
#

Ive found

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I liked

pearl stream
#

oh yeah?

bold sail
#

Have retweeted

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With comment

pearl stream
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i posted a youtube video once meant for a school project

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i got 3 views on it

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nerd

dire widget
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Excuse me

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Something I posted got 47 views

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AND

pearl stream
#

3>47

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learn to math dumbass

dire widget
#

My playlists got over 900 listens

vestal karma
#

what the fuck do i do

pearl stream
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accept it

vestal karma
#

im getting followerrs

uneven urchin
#

you made a pun

vestal karma
#

i legit dont know what to do

uneven urchin
#

and twitter eats up anything w a pride flag

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you're famous now

vestal karma
#

i shouldnt get 600 likes forr a pun

uneven urchin
#

congrats

vestal karma
#

ty ig

dire widget
#

Just don’t get unepic

pearl stream
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subtle humor is popular these days i guess

bold sail
#

Oh hoh

pearl stream
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Oh sorry forgot some of you were european

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lemme translate

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subtle humour is popular these days i guess

dire widget
bold sail
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Man i used to be a pun master

dire widget
#

I got a pun

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Wanna hear it

bold sail
#

What happened to me?

dire widget
#

Alright here it goes

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What is Forrest gumps password?

bold sail
#

What the fuck happened? Where did it happen

dire widget
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1 forrest 1

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Haha get it

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It sounds like run Forrest run

pearl stream
#

🐒

uneven urchin
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i still say bad puns around my family. my brother sometimes threatens to stab me. it's worth it

dire widget
#

How pogchamp

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Threats are best

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Ah shit

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It’s 2:00am

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I gotta get up early tomorrow

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Gn

pearl stream
#

:desper:

vestal karma
#

a mimir

pearl stream
#

should I do my geometry project that was due yesterday that i haven't started

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or should i play scp

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hjmmmm

sly flint
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do both

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multitask

tawdry lotus
#

There is a statue of Lenin in the middle of Antarctica

vestal karma
#

900 likes waiting forr 1k

pearl stream
#

nice

vestal karma
#

none binery

pearl stream
#

where did my binary go

vestal karma
#

narrnia

sly flint
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fuck binary all my homies use hexadecimal

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anyways
this is what happens when you decide to do ultra violence on your second playthrough kids

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i ran out of ammo like 15 times

ebon sandal
#

I really feel like something about 079 has changed, because I used to not be able to understand what I was saying through that or radios.

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(That's a friends clip)

sly flint
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if the update logs are correct i dont think anything with him has changed in recent times

ebon sandal
#

I just can't pin down why you can actually understand what I'm saying now

sly flint
#

maybe everyone got hearing aids idk

ebon sandal
#

haha

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Well, I'm glad I can

vestal karma
#

i have a feeling im gonna hit 2k

ebon sandal
#

2k what? 😛

sly flint
#

2k likes

vestal karma
sly flint
#

theminem
the first nonbinary rapper

turbid swift
#

theminem, m&ms but theres like

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a lot of them

vestal karma
#

thatd be p cool tbh

vestal karma
#

damn 2k

quick tendon
#

There are a surprising number of weebs on this server, not that there is anything wrong with that, just a lot more than you would expect.

vestal karma
#

reddit?

quick tendon
#

THEY FOUND ME OUT

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SHIT

vestal karma
#

4k likes um

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Twitterr wont mute the notifs

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help

sly flint
#

uninstall twitter

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easy

vestal karma
#

but

#

Actually I ain't got nothing lol

gentle hinge
#

I feel like I have seen this tweet somewhere on my feed I swear lmao

turbid swift
#

@dusty night what program do you use to make memes

dusty night
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Davinci Resolve

turbid swift
#

thanks

unique mortar
gentle hinge
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SFM?

unique mortar
#

Source Film Maker

unique mortar
#

@frail ice I'm gonna go nick your Site-02 logo for something thanks

frail ice
frail ice
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ooh

unique mortar
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I hope nobody notices that the TV model is from TF2

frail ice
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heh

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It happens often

#

For some reason the node system gave the O5 card a considerably cleaner sheen

unique mortar
#

it makes sense ig?

frail ice
#

I guess

unique mortar
#

i'm using a surprisingly a lot of assets from TF2 in this 049Sweating

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Cop Caller cosmetic

frail ice
#

oh god that's gonna look so goofy with all the realistic models

unique mortar
#

it looks like a toy lol

minor canyon
#

İs ZEAL??

#

Payday 2

unique mortar
#

the jig is up

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they noticed the zeal taser

frail ice
#

Well

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this took wayy too long to do

unique mortar
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gonna put them in the game

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give me 5

dusty night
unique mortar
#

no it's the new mtf model

frail ice
unique mortar
#

(real)

frail ice
#

If it were added ingame, I'd need to export all of the normals and bumps

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and roughness

unique mortar
#

i've been trying to figure out how to port the SL playermodels to SFM

#

to no avail

frail ice
#

It's a nightmare if I remember

unique mortar
#

I also need to find where the SL 106 model is on SFM 😩

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I've searched far and wide

#

I know it's out there somewhere

toxic plaza
pure quail
#

@queen lotus

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I already failed

queen lotus
#

F

pure quail
#

was that a ghost ping?

#

Oh well

dusty night
unique mortar
#

😔

dusty night
#

afaik porting stuff to source is cock and ball torture

frail ice
#

It's actually hell

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It uses so many different formats

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And all of them are not standard

bold sail
glossy egret
#

@unique mortar I know these existed before and I just checked. The original uploader "elan" took the workshop pages down, idk why.
I still have those files, including all humans, keycards, SCPs and (old) weapons. I put them all in a 7zip file and uploaded them here:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1--r5QRDnn3UuPTOTzbbHFcN-W5o1QXLU/view?usp=sharing

elan was also the person who ported the entirety of SCP Unity over, so this is also included here. Since there was an additional download though, idk if the models for this are functional. SL should work though.

unique mortar
#

This is insanely useful

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Thanks

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Appreciate it

glossy egret
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No prob

turbid swift
#

@turbid swift if my pfp fucked me would it be a gang bang?

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because there are 4 triangles

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yes

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shit

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SHIT SHIT SHIT

lucid bluff
near pumice
#

i see no difference with behind the meme and lessons in meme culture

frail ice
#

Behind the meme was so much more obnoxious. Lessons in meme culture actually gets straight into the point without anything beforehand

proper bough
#

Would anyone like to know how to master peanut in secret lab?

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damn how come when I enter the chat everyone stops talking ._.

turbid swift
#

It stopped 50 minutes before you sent that

sly flint
#

Ewwww simarded

#

🤢

quiet knoll
#

bruh

wooden token
#

My opinion does not reflect the opinion of Northwood studios

#

Ewwww simarded

dusty night
#

Ew simtarded

near pumice
#

whos simarded

turbid swift
#

simarded ultrawah

#

im in like 2 of his videos lol

velvet knot
peak geyser
#

travel with other scps, set an ambush, have them look at you while the others work from behind

#

or just shy guy

vestal karma
#

12.2k likes. wow

safe void
#

@vernal pollen you fool

vernal pollen
#

i was joking

safe void
turbid swift
#

K

safe void
#

:shitass_smirk:

#

Item #: SCP-5617455

Object Class: Apollyon

Description: SCP-5617455 is a completely square humanoid creature, sharing similarities with SCP-57393, but looks like a more bootleg/broken look to it.

SCP-5617455 is normally docile, however, whenever any entity says "Hey" Followed by Shitass or its item name, it will appear in front of them, and will rip off their face with their bare hands, unless they say "Wanna see me ___?".

Once the entity says it, SCP-5617455 will stalk them until they finish the task. If they do not finish the task within an hour, they will disappear.

When the entity looks behind them or up, SCP-5617455 will glide through the air at Mach-6 speed toward The entity.
When they collide, everyone in sight range of viewing the event will temporarily go blind.
After 8.6 seconds, their sight comes back, and SCP-5617455 and the entity are gone. Once their sight comes back, they have no memory of SCP-5617455 or the entity ever making contact.

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Audio log from Interview ¦¦¦¦¦¦

Interviewer: Dr. ¦¦¦
Interviewed: ¦¦¦¦¦¦
Retrieval Incident #5617455-A

<Begin Log>

Dr. ¦¦¦: So, can you describe what happened?

¦¦¦¦¦¦: I'll try my best, sir.

¦¦¦¦¦¦: I was on a high building, and I thought:

¦¦¦¦¦¦: "What if I called my annoying brother up by his nickname, "Shitass", and told him to watch me speed bridge"?

¦¦¦¦¦¦: It was a bad idea.

¦¦¦¦¦¦: When I did it, some weird creature appeared in front of me, and I was terrified.

¦¦¦¦¦¦: Out of fear, I started speed bridging and said "Stupid Bitch.".

¦¦¦¦¦¦: I ended up making the mistake of saying "Now you try"

¦¦¦¦¦¦: It did it perfectly, and my stomach dropped.

¦¦¦¦¦¦: "Y-You're bad, you're bad, you fucking su-"

¦¦¦¦¦¦: It flew towards me and knocked me off of my speed bridge, and I fell the 4 flights down and broke my legs.

Dr. ¦¦¦: That must suck.

¦¦¦¦¦¦: It did, and afterwards, "Shitass" disappeared.

Dr. ¦¦¦: Okay, I'll make sure to document this.

<End log>

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...

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what do you guys think?

silent cave
#

at times like these i think back to the Apollo 1 Tragedy

safe void
#

woah dude seriously not cool
people are still going through that

#

think;

#

Australia

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fuckin

#

001 is literally the worst scp

#

also,

#

the apollyon class is supposed to be for scps that cant be contained

dire widget
#

HMM

safe void
#

if that one card game's called "Uno" in english,
it's called "one" in spanish

#

hey, @unreal wolf, wanna play one?

#

fuckin stupid

dire widget
#

MHM

safe void
#

imagine just an abnormally large axalotl standing on 2 legs with a red(ish) sweater with their cock inside of you, pushing you against the wall. slowly.

#

thats why diavolo is shocked

#

a cat for you tho

dire widget
#

Id fear for my life

#

also

safe void
turbid swift
#

!scp 173 with a picture of scp096\

ornate scrollBOT
dire widget
#

I'm a furry

turbid swift
#

i am ketler *50

dire widget
#

cause i dont want to get fucked my a t rex

#

what

safe void
#

Licks lips "Hey there..~"
Starts stroking their paw against their own head

dire widget
#

no

turbid swift
#

snap

turbid swift
#

no fam i got it

#

haram

safe void
turbid swift
#

snap

#

snapo

turbid swift
#

096 screms oh yes

#

time to say goodbye

subtle parrot
#

it falls at 2:10

#

you are welcome

dire widget
#

obvs

#

seen it like 20 times

safe void
#

"ur mom gae"
"if my mom was gay you wouldn't exist"
best comeback, 10/10

dire widget
#

u in a postal faze

safe void
turbid swift
turbid swift
sly flint
#

mood

tropic spindle
#

@oak thicket Oh I get it! It's funny because your servers a fucking joke!

turbid swift
pearl stream
#

fucker is spamming it

prisma marten
#

yea

turbid swift
#

yea he posted it again

prisma marten
#

three fucking times

knotty solar
#

goner

#

oh

turbid swift
#

there's still moe

#

*more

#

now its gone 😎

prisma marten
#

😎

prisma marten
#

yea

#

i'd like

dapper halo
#

Oh

#

I see

#

So greyname trafficking

dire widget
#

decided to piss of the entire police force while cornered in a store

#

making my last stand fellas

turbid swift
dire widget
#

holy shit one of the helicopters landed

#

I've got a way out

#

shit im surrounded

#

FUCK

#

died

woven glen
#

Your a nerd

#

Your

#

Y o u r

dire widget
#

OKAY.

toxic plaza
#

ew its hop

knotty solar
#

@vernal pollen

vernal pollen
#

What

knotty solar
#

You custom status should be "cock and ball torture"

#

The other guy was faster

#

But it got deleted

vernal pollen
#

Ok thanks

knotty solar
#

@turbid swift :D

turbid swift
#

ye

#

smh

vernal pollen
#

its only for day

sly flint
#

pov: you spelled youre wrong TutorialGunBlob

turbid swift
#

why did i get sit

#

mr hom

knotty solar
#

He chabged his status to your message

turbid swift
knotty solar
#

Chabged mm yes spell

turbid swift
#

mm yes

#

why catn i type in mem zone

knotty solar
#

Really don't wanna go down that rollercoaster

turbid swift
#

i literally dont know why

#

but ok

wooden token
#

At the dawn of mankind....

turbid swift
#

its fine

dire widget
#

spmell

knotty solar
#

Long story shot it was fucking toxic apperently

turbid swift
#

lmao

dire widget
#

epiuc

turbid swift
#

how long am i sitting for

knotty solar
#

?

wooden token
#

People used it for discussion, and not memes

knotty solar
#

You're not in trouble?

turbid swift
#

but why cant i type in

wooden token
#

Super toxic, not listening to rules or staff

turbid swift
#

meme zone

wooden token
#

So it got snapped

knotty solar
#

Nobodg can

turbid swift
#

oh

wooden token
#

No one can type in meme zone

knotty solar
#

We mods have le epic bypass

wooden token
#

besides us

white cedar
#

you can see for yourself since the old messages are still there

wooden token
#

Cause we're cool

knotty solar
#

even admins can't

wooden token
#

except @near ember

knotty solar
#

Asian can't

wooden token
#

asian can type, but he isn't cool

knotty solar
#

Ahahah

turbid swift
#

ty

knotty solar
#

Oh

turbid swift
#

for info

knotty solar
#

Np