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Ah ok
Как там в россии?
id delete that
you'll get a warn for it being a text wall
also fuck i just logged onto my computer and like 15 tabs of tweed hats came up
I need to close my tabs
Ok
Who me?
Hmmmm lad
Okay
Shiza
Don't ban me pliz
I don't understand anything "almost
Still don't think this song can sound bad.
Sequel to Megalovania but with no melodies though I don't recommend trying to put them together, this one is from my new recreation so it probably wont sound good but, I'm not stopping ya.
heart of trust and love
I hope their is a in-universe explanation for why everyone’s male
Cause how the human raced would’ve survived long enough baffles me
Watch the M83 Trilogy, including the full Midnight City video here: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7CZ4TImzrFlTqI5l09Az8modBIkqkwFB
Directed by Fleur & Manu, this video is a tribute to Village of the Damned, Close encounters of the Third kind and other Akiras. No kids where hurt in the process! Executive production by Division
(C) 2011...
@dire widget male pregnancy 
its pretty sad
how
hey who has that one left for dead video
where ellis goes "i found a candy bar" and then fucking explodes
i need it, for research
Credit to hooster on youtube for the clip
found it
it better not have anything to do with the sl candy bars
no, it has nothing to do with making an animation out of it involving pink candy
it also has nothing to do with the new event
it also has nothing to do with the fact i asked simple for his d class model
nothing at all
dumb conspiracies
I am happy
Nothing can come out of these totally unrelated events
I recently found a niche game with a decent community
which is?
well by decent I mean if i say anything positive I would probably be put on a wacth list
This server that ruins any game I like
When did I agree
now
This server is full of people who I would rather not in its community
look in General and you will see the list of people who I would rather not know
then why bring it up here, lmao
i meant like
if people in this server are an issue
why bring it up in this server
Why stay here
Ffrrffrrfrgrf]]
tell me why
ain't nothin but a heartache
Tell me why
ain't nothing but a mistake
next one who bypasses gallery cog gets warned and stabbed 🤡
it happened didnt it
@turbid swift can you not spam jojo teletubbie
can we get a !stab up in here
even the bot was mad

Once bonk messed with me by talking to me w/ the bot and I had no idea someone could do that
I got genuinely nervous for like 5 minutes
scp6942-fd,f!1yhwe9elcłcće0
@white cedar TFW the Bismarck gets sunk
Look ma
I’m on tv
How is it that small
Hmm
Epico
I’ll try that
Oh what?
Discord?
Sl server?
Wait I’m lost
Give sec
Ok im more confused
Yes
Yes
Ok
Gotcha
Understandable
Alrighty then
You horni fuck
bruh
That but with corrosive acid on a minority.
how is it horny?
Bob
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!
Neon
I just looked up this patron and that is by a furry artist, I will no proceed to bleach my eyes.
ok
How is that gif allowed to exist in our world
which?
Dum
If only
because horny
bro why so haram
@candid granite yea how about no on that one
get home and thats the first thing I see
Splatoon gif is gone, day improved
ping next time smh
what was the splatoon gif
how come i always miss out on the good shit
@candid granite send me the splatoon gif in dms
the caption was a link to a patron for a person called diives
I made the mistake of looking up the artist
I don't have enough eye bleach to escape it
part of me wants to ask why it was a mistake and the other is saying some knowledge is better left unknown
It was some furry shit
understood
@turbid swift you've fallen for it again! you've fallen for the swatstika trap!
It was worth it

hello there, how has your day been.
But is time voidless?
But since time is just a construct of man how could a void exist within a theoretical space?
Ah so you are the void
fair enough
There is a statue of lenin in the middle of antartica
chibee
Author: https://soundcloud.com/fragikdnb/sets/scp-secret-laboratory
The song is licensed under the CC-BY-SA 4.0 - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
If you want to use this production in any content you create that is otherwise unrelated to SCP: Secret Laboratory™, you have to credit the author in any reasonable way. For example:
"...
why is peanut getting shocked i the background
hes too fast to get shocked
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comes out in 8 days (RooM 2)
Silvagunner with that quality content.
it is
@turbid swift öfenkäse alle
Ooff
i tohught he was mario for a second there
no all of them are acctually getting muted
and all of them are grey names
ther is ranking system
toxic ones are getting muted
it is not as bad as it looks
the only problem is ther is so many 7 year olds bot,benson is one of the best servers
no you get banned because you were racist
if you didnt broke any rules
nothing would have happend
what hhhahahha I am not racist
@bitter solar I'm saying in the old time
ok
1 year ago the servers were bad
legion 🤮
what are you talking about
I am not racist
neyse neyse
ok
yes
that killed the vibes I had
and after you heard children being toxic you just spawned as larry to moe lest
disturbing
yes
i guess i owe both the scientist and the nut for saving/sparing me xD
bare in mind this was like my 3rd or so match of playing online with others so i still was horrible at negotiations.. the scientist man did gud doe
i dont know.. i guess the nut told the other SCP's what happened or i got lucky.. cuz i only ever heard another SCP and it was 939 and he didnt notice me.. i died to a different scientist later
same man
beauty
how throw pictures?
with your arm
dont use your wrist
Lovely
yes
he did in fact die from a nuclear blast
THEM DAMN RUSSIANS
@minor juniper the original video for flexair was deleted but theres a reupload
(Its a series calles flexair)
Thanks!
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chillin
hmm
hmm
THey finally updated what the most played class can do
can't wait to play as spectator
F
What is apollyon scp
I thought there were only 5 categories
What is thaumiel
scps which assist in containment and shit
Unknown

Me when bee sting
an scp actively ending the world and is not containable
scps that assist in containment
meme zone needs cleaning @ MTF maid service
horny
What did they update
was joking about this @sly flint
Damn i thought something actually happened 😔
also lol my hl bugged
amazing
ngl i like it
imagine playing fortnite
silence redditor
I must've been so annoying for him tho
having me cornered, and going in for an awesome kill
just to miss me by a tiny amount and i pop him instantaneously
is that the forbidden game?
i havent played SL in quite some time
GOOD
last screenshots i have of SL were mods and halloween 😭
i miss those days
horny
me horny
i believe thats when i stopped playing aswell but i played on the 5th but never actually played a game
makes sense
game dry
gameplay is fine for me ive just found better games to actually play and enjoy
rather than spend all my time in spectator
i literally just play minecraft and roblox and hoi4, sometimes other games
I just play doom and postal
A while back actually
im gonna say the funny haha teehee omg ur so funny @ everyone. it'll be so funny that the moderators will find it so hilarious that they will ban me for being too haha funny man clown
@everyone
yikes. I was joking. like. bro wtf. smh. im gonna go back to playing on my leapfrog toy set
sorry. too busy pressing on funny dialog from frog people on this piece of paper with this comically large pen
comically large pen
Comically small world
November 27th is in 3 days, can't wait

shush im in an argument with ender and x3 over whether or not i can spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
i sent it here with specific instructions to ignore
You did?
bc i needed to download it to my computer from my phone so i could decrease the file size so i could send it in the nw server
makes sense
to prove i can actually type it
idk how u downloaded it so fast it was up for like 2 seconds
it's a lung disease
Cool
what does it do
Do people get lung disease by trying to say it or is it unrelated
heck if i know i just know it's a lung disease
Pics or youre a filthy liar 
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ( (listen)) is a word coined by the president of the National Puzzlers' League as a synonym for the disease known as silicosis. It is the longest word in the English language published in a dictionary, Oxford Dictionaries, which defines it as "an artificial long word said to mean a lung disease cause...
Thanks
Cool
Huh its a disease caused by inhalation of silica dust
horny
Yep
Pneumonoultramiceoscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Supercalafragalisticexpealidisios
Doubt
show proof rerard
My head
Record video
Do what mikel did
Ok lenme rip my eyes out and give them for you to inspect the recording
Thanks bro
Hhold
secretly destroys the eyes like a boss
Just remember to hi the send button
get destroyed
Aha
now you have 0 proof
Now we win argument

thoughts on Simarded
hes lame
Who
good
I cant send
scp sl youtuber or something idk
Ew
Simarded is a scum

hes pretty cringe ngl
Ahaha you are losing argument
Hahaahhahahahaah
Bro is that.............. portuguese??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
he snapped my neck
as soon as I go to him he get my neck
CRINGE
JUST SPEAK SPANISH
SAME THING 
You've known im from brazil since the beginning of the year
Portuguese argux? 🤢
Beginning of the year?
Kind of there
Everything in this discord before june is kinda fuzzy
How u livening
When i joined unity i think you were there also

Custom: FUCK APPLES
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geam time, how 2 become member, how 2 become admin, how 2 become D-class, how 2 become D-class personell, how 2 become D-class personnel, how 2 become Chaos Insurgency, how 2 become Safe SCP
ES GOT A SIREN FOR A HEAD
July
PRETTY STHUPID INIT
Got digits damn
KINDA SCHTEWPID INNIT
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Chilling in offline status
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king rat
@DoktorNein (boo-urns), @senior guard (boo-urns), @senior guard (more-on), @seasonal nicknames are lame, seasonal nicknames are lame, post office guy, chicago typewriter, chicago typewriter mk.II, bananacrook (aka cringe), bbb, post office man, jacket's piece mk.III, napalm launcher mk.VI, super shotgun mk.V
oh yeah i originally joined on december 31st 2019
Boo-urns
but then i left for a day
Why doe
Give me the knowledge 
Springfield film festival. Mr Burns Movie. A Star is Burns.
I thought it be simpsons
Lol
What is that flag
The fuck
non binarry
I thought it’d be Estonia
it is
i didnt mean forr this to be that popularr
definitely estonia
help
No help
What is the pun
Them + Eminem
In bed? 😳
@bold sail only on sundays
I get it
non binarry ppl most commonly use they/them prronouns so. them + eminem
Shotgun third wheeling
Smh
I get it ya
well rrat typed it fasterr than me
😎
Rat typed?
Rat
pog silencer
No way
He’s called rat king
king rat 
RAT KING
call me whatever
Read my actual username smh
but my name is KING RAT
Call him rat king
NOT RAT KING YOU DOOFUS
Dummy
Cause RAT KINGS HIS NAME
ill call you rrat
my little king rrat
I’m cringle
I prefer vermin
I prefer pesticide field tester
help
link tweet
Link tweet
so i can like and add to the ego
can't handle the fame huh
don't do the fame if you can't take the crame
or something
i would link my tweet but this serrverr is full of weirrdos and im morre than positive ill b harrassed
wise move
Cujo gonna come back in 2 days with an ego the size of Jupiter
correct
then put the tweet's link in base 64, so that only the dedicated may view it
Cujo will show up in the discord with money and sunglasses and proceed to shun all of us cuz we're not famous like them
The fame will get up to your head buddy
Make group of us only and post it
Its only a matter of time,cujo
fades away
poggers
Whomstve????
Just remember
Its in his brain
I was your mentor
You owe all your success to me
OKAMI FUCKIN WOLVEN
Idk what these movements are
What is antifa i hear a lot about it
you fool! i can now go to the artist's page and see the tweet!
i found it >:)
aight dm me my userrname then
time to like and then never think about it again
he actually found it
:)
can't you just... search "theminem" on twitter
No
its got 500 likes so its probably not hard to find
I don’t think
yeah but that's lame
help
"oh i just want the tweet handed to me on a silver platter"
I got 4K upvotes on Reddit
where's your thrill of the hunt? smh
oh yeah?
i posted a youtube video once meant for a school project
i got 3 views on it
nerd
My playlists got over 900 listens
what the fuck do i do
accept it
im getting followerrs
you made a pun
i legit dont know what to do
i shouldnt get 600 likes forr a pun
congrats
ty ig
Just don’t get unepic
subtle humor is popular these days i guess
Oh hoh
Oh sorry forgot some of you were european
lemme translate
subtle humour is popular these days i guess

Man i used to be a pun master
What the fuck happened? Where did it happen
🐒
i still say bad puns around my family. my brother sometimes threatens to stab me. it's worth it
How pogchamp
Threats are best
Ah shit
It’s 2:00am
I gotta get up early tomorrow
Gn
:desper:
a mimir
should I do my geometry project that was due yesterday that i haven't started
or should i play scp
hjmmmm
There is a statue of Lenin in the middle of Antarctica
900 likes waiting forr 1k
nice
where did my binary go
narrnia
fuck binary all my homies use hexadecimal
anyways
this is what happens when you decide to do ultra violence on your second playthrough kids
i ran out of ammo like 15 times
I really feel like something about 079 has changed, because I used to not be able to understand what I was saying through that or radios.
(That's a friends clip)
if the update logs are correct i dont think anything with him has changed in recent times
I just can't pin down why you can actually understand what I'm saying now
maybe everyone got hearing aids idk
i have a feeling im gonna hit 2k
2k what? 😛
2k likes
all bc of this stupid tweet
theminem
the first nonbinary rapper
thatd be p cool tbh
damn 2k
There are a surprising number of weebs on this server, not that there is anything wrong with that, just a lot more than you would expect.
reddit?
I feel like I have seen this tweet somewhere on my feed I swear lmao
@dusty night what program do you use to make memes
Davinci Resolve
thanks
SFM?
Source Film Maker
@frail ice I'm gonna go nick your Site-02 logo for something thanks

ooh
I hope nobody notices that the TV model is from TF2
heh
It happens often
look at the goddamn sheen on this thing
For some reason the node system gave the O5 card a considerably cleaner sheen
it makes sense ig?
oh god that's gonna look so goofy with all the realistic models
nice zeal unit from pd2
no it's the new mtf model
I mean
(real)
If it were added ingame, I'd need to export all of the normals and bumps

and roughness
It's a nightmare if I remember
I also need to find where the SL 106 model is on SFM 😩
I've searched far and wide
I know it's out there somewhere
I know it is the new model
its like the rest of SL models
just asset flipped
F
Cyberpunk 2077 is going to come out by the time you'll figure out how to import sl models into source
😔
afaik porting stuff to source is cock and ball torture
It's actually hell
It uses so many different formats
And all of them are not standard
Finally
@unique mortar I know these existed before and I just checked. The original uploader "elan" took the workshop pages down, idk why.
I still have those files, including all humans, keycards, SCPs and (old) weapons. I put them all in a 7zip file and uploaded them here:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1--r5QRDnn3UuPTOTzbbHFcN-W5o1QXLU/view?usp=sharing
elan was also the person who ported the entirety of SCP Unity over, so this is also included here. Since there was an additional download though, idk if the models for this are functional. SL should work though.
No prob
@turbid swift if my pfp fucked me would it be a gang bang?
because there are 4 triangles
yes
shit
SHIT SHIT SHIT
I posted a poll on what scp art i should do, it would help a ton to go and check it out https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPSL/comments/k0objl/suggestion_for_scp_fan_art/
i see no difference with behind the meme and lessons in meme culture
Behind the meme was so much more obnoxious. Lessons in meme culture actually gets straight into the point without anything beforehand
Would anyone like to know how to master peanut in secret lab?
Becoming A Peanut Boi Takes A Lot Of Work, And This Video Will Turn You Into A SCP-173 God
I Apologize For The 1 Day Late Upload, I Took A Short Break
Extremely Huge Thanks To All My Actors And Helpers!!!
--Whix-- The Amazing But Dumb Actor
--Red Panda-- The Lead Who Is Pretty Good At Screaming
--Baby Boucher20-- Server Guy, Server Guy, Co...
damn how come when I enter the chat everyone stops talking ._.
It stopped 50 minutes before you sent that
bruh
Ew simtarded
whos simarded
Thx Noel. You gave me an idea
travel with other scps, set an ambush, have them look at you while the others work from behind
or just shy guy
12.2k likes. wow
K
:shitass_smirk:
actually on the topic of shitass
Item #: SCP-5617455
Object Class: Apollyon
Description: SCP-5617455 is a completely square humanoid creature, sharing similarities with SCP-57393, but looks like a more bootleg/broken look to it.
SCP-5617455 is normally docile, however, whenever any entity says "Hey" Followed by Shitass or its item name, it will appear in front of them, and will rip off their face with their bare hands, unless they say "Wanna see me ___?".
Once the entity says it, SCP-5617455 will stalk them until they finish the task. If they do not finish the task within an hour, they will disappear.
When the entity looks behind them or up, SCP-5617455 will glide through the air at Mach-6 speed toward The entity.
When they collide, everyone in sight range of viewing the event will temporarily go blind.
After 8.6 seconds, their sight comes back, and SCP-5617455 and the entity are gone. Once their sight comes back, they have no memory of SCP-5617455 or the entity ever making contact.
Audio log from Interview ¦¦¦¦¦¦
Interviewer: Dr. ¦¦¦
Interviewed: ¦¦¦¦¦¦
Retrieval Incident #5617455-A
<Begin Log>
Dr. ¦¦¦: So, can you describe what happened?
¦¦¦¦¦¦: I'll try my best, sir.
¦¦¦¦¦¦: I was on a high building, and I thought:
¦¦¦¦¦¦: "What if I called my annoying brother up by his nickname, "Shitass", and told him to watch me speed bridge"?
¦¦¦¦¦¦: It was a bad idea.
¦¦¦¦¦¦: When I did it, some weird creature appeared in front of me, and I was terrified.
¦¦¦¦¦¦: Out of fear, I started speed bridging and said "Stupid Bitch.".
¦¦¦¦¦¦: I ended up making the mistake of saying "Now you try"
¦¦¦¦¦¦: It did it perfectly, and my stomach dropped.
¦¦¦¦¦¦: "Y-You're bad, you're bad, you fucking su-"
¦¦¦¦¦¦: It flew towards me and knocked me off of my speed bridge, and I fell the 4 flights down and broke my legs.
Dr. ¦¦¦: That must suck.
¦¦¦¦¦¦: It did, and afterwards, "Shitass" disappeared.
Dr. ¦¦¦: Okay, I'll make sure to document this.
<End log>
...
what do you guys think?
at times like these i think back to the Apollo 1 Tragedy
woah dude seriously not cool
people are still going through that
think;
Australia
fuckin
001 is literally the worst scp
also,
the apollyon class is supposed to be for scps that cant be contained
HMM
if that one card game's called "Uno" in english,
it's called "one" in spanish
hey, @unreal wolf, wanna play one?
fuckin stupid
MHM
imagine just an abnormally large axalotl standing on 2 legs with a red(ish) sweater with their cock inside of you, pushing you against the wall. slowly.
thats why diavolo is shocked
a cat for you tho
i wouldn't, i'm a furry
!scp 173 with a picture of scp096\
I'm a furry
i am ketler *50
Licks lips "Hey there..~"
Starts stroking their paw against their own head
no
snap

"ur mom gae"
"if my mom was gay you wouldn't exist"
best comeback, 10/10
adopt
this mf game
u in a postal faze
Lovely
Me
mood
@oak thicket Oh I get it! It's funny because your servers a fucking joke!
@knotty solar https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407264700006420/781237409198899211 literal porn
fucker is spamming it
yea
yea he posted it again
three fucking times
😎
decided to piss of the entire police force while cornered in a store
making my last stand fellas
holy shit one of the helicopters landed
I've got a way out
shit im surrounded
FUCK
died
OKAY.
ew its hop
@vernal pollen
What
You custom status should be "cock and ball torture"
The other guy was faster
But it got deleted
Ok thanks
@turbid swift :D
its only for day
pov: you spelled youre wrong 
He chabged his status to your message
Chabged mm yes spell
Really don't wanna go down that rollercoaster
At the dawn of mankind....
its fine
spmell
Long story shot it was fucking toxic apperently
lmao
epiuc
how long am i sitting for
?
People used it for discussion, and not memes
You're not in trouble?
but why cant i type in
Super toxic, not listening to rules or staff
meme zone
So it got snapped
Nobodg can
oh
No one can type in meme zone
We mods have le epic bypass
besides us
you can see for yourself since the old messages are still there
Cause we're cool
even admins can't
except @near ember
Asian can't
asian can type, but he isn't cool
Ahahah
ty
Oh
for info
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