media-posts

[hidden sail]

Noooo

[turbid swift]

you kinda suck

[stable berry]

Kys

[hexed widget]

Cincinnati?

[charred epoch]

@dire widget we planning another baro session anytime soon?

[dire widget]

Hmm, I’ll have to see about it

We could maybe have a shortish one of about 3-4 hours tomorrow, if that works for the usual crowd

If not, I’m relatively busy this week, so we could also start again next Friday

[torpid flint]

Im waiting for the winter sale

i kinda wanna play this barotrauma game..

[charred epoch]

Tomorrow might not work for me, it would depend on the time

But we'll just see I guess

[charred epoch]

It's fun if you get a group

And drop nukes on other subs

[dire widget]

Mhm, we’ll have to see

Nukes are the goat ong

[prisma marten]

fr

[charred epoch]

We have experience with such matters

[prisma marten]

money to buy explosives, explosives to solve problem

[dire widget]

Mhm

Shame not all outposts sell nukes

[torpid flint]

neat

[prisma marten]

yeah

[charred epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/good-business-its-just-gif-18044767

[dire widget]

So we’ll have to reserve them for special, usually pirate based missions

[prisma marten]

or sinners (abyssal creatures)

[dire widget]

True true

Latchers when they see 5 nukes heading towards their location

Shame we cannot put them in railgun shells and shoot abyssal with them

[charred epoch]

Fuck latchers all my homies hate latchers

[prisma marten]

we can buy nuclear warheads and put those in railgun shells

[charred epoch]

(mild trolling)

[prisma marten]

we can buy nuclear warheads and put those in NUCLEAR railgun shells

double kablammo

[dire widget]

That would literally disintegrate an endworm

On the topic of the next session, maybe next Friday would be good

Hopefully more people would be able to make it then

[prisma marten]

yeah

[charred epoch]

More people more trolling (nukes)

[dire widget]

True

That sub needs probably 4 people minimum

[charred epoch]

I think we handled it pretty well with 3

[prisma marten]

yes

we handled it well until anything broke in

[dire widget]

Mhm

While we can get by, we all had to double up our jobs

[charred epoch]

Yea true

[prisma marten]

(medic with 50+ in both electric and mechanic)

[dire widget]

Literally

[charred epoch]

He's just a skilled person

[prisma marten]

built diff

[dire widget]

We had to double up as security, mechanics, electricians

5 people is the dream number

[charred epoch]

Will that outpost ever run out of nukes? Or will they just keep restocking?

[dire widget]

Keep restocking I assume

I’m not sure how the stock mechanics work really

[charred epoch]

They better not, we're gonna be good friends with that military outpost

So long as they have weapons of mass destruction

[dire widget]

All military outposts should have at least 1 nuke in stock I think

[charred epoch]

"We are sane submarine operations just making a living, you can trust us with these weapons"

[thin grail]

alguem pra joga?

[charred epoch]

Wanna use English to talk about nukes?

[thin grail]

?

[charred epoch]

You speak English?

[thin grail]

n

[charred epoch]

Go to #844165828924014622 and go to the Brazilian server, I guess that's what you're speaking based off pfp

[dire widget]

Doing my job

[charred epoch]

Can we talk about nukes now

[dire widget]

Sure

By the way, the other depth charge

[prisma marten]

decoy

[charred epoch]

Yea that's a decoy

[prisma marten]

we can use that to run away from shit right

[charred epoch]

No clue

[dire widget]

The decoy, if we were to release the nuke and decoy at the same time, we could easily take out groups of tough enemies

[prisma marten]

there's a nuclear decoy

[charred epoch]

Boring

[dire widget]

[charred epoch]

Why use a nuclear decoy when the real thing is right there

[dire widget]

It would make hammerhead missions a whole lot easier

[charred epoch]

It would be hard to hit

Without blowing up our own ship again

[dire widget]

The decoy?

[charred epoch]

Oh you meant using decoys

I thought you meant using nukes

That idea seemed a bit to silly even for me

[dire widget]

It would be silly

But a nuclear decoy would be great for tough enemies or swarms of dangerous ones like mudraptors

Especially abyssal creature

[charred epoch]

Is their a way to customize where the depth charges come out of?

Cuz they're right next to each other on the right side

[prisma marten]

nope

[charred epoch]

Me showing the funny little latcher my funny little nuclear warhead

[dire widget]

No

[charred epoch]

Fuck

[dire widget]

We’ll see what we can do

[turbid swift]

no i live in upper michigan

[neat iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbEBrMZ-G_k&ab_channel=TheMeeksDuo-Piano4hands

[turbid swift]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

only good part about snow is sometimes it's pretty

bruh we only had one rain for 5 minutes and you guys get snow

why there's alot cons in my homecountry

[hexed widget]

Ooof

[torpid flint]

snow is pretty

[vivid panther]

Me silently stockpiling explosives on the sub as a security guard while the rest of the team barely has any money to spare

I was often spending more money per trader runs than our sub's bank had, guard's ability to write books and make money for killing creatures was pretty damn powerful

[prisma marten]

guard can make absolute stacks off of it's talents

medic can make a bit of spare money off the side with like research grant or something

[vivid panther]

Yeah, those perks are really convenient during populated campaigns where salaries are generally low

[prisma marten]

yep

[vivid panther]

Although that's being changed unfortunately, Guard's book perk will turn into an early-level perk that simply gives you some XP after killing more than 2 monsters (and the book itself will not be obtainable it seems)

[prisma marten]

unfortunate

[dire widget]

Shame

Also we need a guard for our sub

Banana said they would, so hopefully they can make the next session

[charred epoch]

Good, we won't have to rely on the medic or mechanic to be on guns

[golden latch]

Yo can someone post this to another server?

[dire widget]

No, I cannot screenshot on my pc

L

[turbid swift]

I'm being forced by my brother to watch teen titans go please help me

[jovial saffron]

L

anyway metal ping time

[torpid flint]

Metal ping time

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable

Day 52. Beast in Black today, an incredible band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3bWR_aLlas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N4tXf3Ensw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8qWbowzwZU

(was gonna include one night in tokyo but these 3 are too incredible)

now time to get fries out of oven

[proven sable]

This is the correct ping

[torpid flint]

the best ping

[prisma marten]

no

[boreal oak]

Ah... Back when Pink candy was in the game.

[oak crag]

I don't think they liked my solo.
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/IgS0cXAcY2t_R/d1337gGPSDnU?invite=cr-MSxnNEYsNjM2NTE2Njgs

[turbid swift]

HOW AM I GETTING 30 FPS

[fathom grove]

menu probably has vsync on

it's not unusual for menus to have an fps cap

[turbid swift]

no in game

those are just my settings

[fathom grove]

sl isn't really optimised for newer hardware (i think)

try disabling vsync

see if that helps

[turbid swift]

alr

nope

sob

[fathom grove]

hm

my two other fixes would be change the graphics api to something like vulkan

[turbid swift]

alr

[fathom grove]

or actually enable an fps limit

[turbid swift]

just did

[fathom grove]

hm

[turbid swift]

same fps

[fathom grove]

sorry man, that's SL for ya

[turbid swift]

secret lab devs making the funnest game ever just to make it laggy as hell

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

[tender orchid]

turn off volumetric lighting completely

other than that, it's just scp sl being the way it is

[fathom grove]

@jovial saffron do tool next metal ping

jambi pneuma and parabol/a

[jovial saffron]

Kk

[jovial saffron]

Also DM it or I'll forget

[gritty rampart]

Pretty good Ow2 D.va gameplay.

[fathom grove]

if they were a console player lmao

[gritty rampart]

Ok, it's decent.

Above average definitely.

[turbid swift]

Thought this was meme zone, mb

[turbid swift]

pretty shit dva gameplay

[gritty rampart]

https://imgur.com/x8K8zlz

[violet rover]

California girls

[glad portal]

today's interesting thing

[turbid swift]

pangiun is stronger then scp-3812

[worthy geyser]

real peanut transformation

[cerulean hollow]

I have 120 fps. 😎

[turbid swift]

I'm going to make your irl FPS (heart rate) go to -15

[cerulean hollow]

No

[feral flare]

Instantaneous karmic combustion

[silent cave]

THE SLEEPING BEAR AWAKENED UPON THE SOUND OF AN ALLIES ANGUISH

[feral flare]

Are you a Lovecraftian abomination that I have awoken?

"But you can hear things coming!"

[odd heath]

Are the servers closed?

[vast vapor]

bro steve minecraft knows the future of the SCP SL new update

[latent vale]

you and 8 fellow scientists
Imagine they just send an entire squad of Gordon Freem(e)n instead of actual trained soldiers

[vast vapor]

ez nerds win

[tall cedar]

imagine if they just dont send anyone and fucking nuke the facility without hesitation

[vast vapor]

new gamemode pog

[latent vale]

I can't make any jokes about of this, borring

[worthy geyser]

gordon semen

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable

Day 53, TOOL as requested by @fathom grove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed_UWFr13pU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ClCaPmAA7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_nQhGR0K8M

[proven sable]

Metal ping

[proven sable]

THESE LONG AF

[proven sable]

lol, i just found the half life refrence in deadcells and now this

[dusk parrot]

@dusty kiln If viper ever trashes you in putt party, just tell him he's garbage

[dusty kiln]

he IS garbage

@wooden token

loser

[turbid swift]

i have found out that the quickest way to permanently lose an hour of your time is editing your splatoon locker

[turbid swift]

what team you on for the splatfest bro

CRINGE

nah im fire

fuecoco sweep

im fine as long as grass gets fucked but id rather frye not get dead last

she doesnt deserve this

i been beating the fuck outta you water mfs tho

watch your back

my ballpoint goes crazy

a reeflux player on our team just went 0-10 i'm going to scream

[turbid swift]

this is what i do to water players

[turbid swift]

dude had absolutely no chance

[tidal peak]

grabs popcorn

[stable berry]

Smartest bastion player

[tidal peak]

hm

[orchid urchin]

nah water team is gonna beat ur ass

[tidal peak]

we should probably be in light containment right now

[turbid swift]

https://youtu.be/B7NR3e-u9Z4

[turbid swift]

cap

water has skill issue

i think it ends in 2 minutes

idk im at work

my last round was me absolutely clapping the cheeks of water

me and my cousin

simply too easy

[dry violet]

This looks soo fun lmfao

[rancid quartz]

wordington ban

[turbid swift]

you should get splatoon 3.... NOW!

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-lol-kys-karuta-gif-24730819

[dry violet]

Man, i really want to, like really 😭

But I don't have a switch sadly

I just watch a bunch of YouTubers lol

[turbid swift]

NOOOOOOOO

[dry violet]

Team grass for the win!?!

[turbid swift]

well splatoon is fun

i think the grass v fire v water splatfest just ended

FUCK grass

[dry violet]

grr

[turbid swift]

fire gang

[dry violet]

Who won?

[turbid swift]

i think the results are out maybe?

idk it takes a bit. im at work rn sadly

[dry violet]

It's fine, dw, feel free to ping me if they are really out already

[turbid swift]

if frye got last again i will be sad

let me check twitter

[dry violet]

I think team fire won ngl

Some of the videos i watched they were DESTROYING water and grass

[turbid swift]

ok twitter

[turbid swift]

umm we're just that good ig

we were last at halftime so i truly doubt we win

maybe second

[dry violet]

fire is Frye right?

[turbid swift]

yes

[dry violet]

i like Frye, but i wanted to go with something different, soo i chose grass

[turbid swift]

shivers already won twice in a row now

i hope grass gets pummeled

[dry violet]

oh lol

[turbid swift]

even though we have a common enemy in water

[dry violet]

Has Big man won a splatfest?

[turbid swift]

nope

this is the third splatfest if you count the world premiere

shiver won both

we'll see the results of this one later

ive been frye all 3 times

i was on the edge with this one for water or fire though. but i ended up with fire cause im picking fuecoco in the new pokemon game anyways

anyways, my break is over. be back in about 2 hours

[dry violet]

Alrighty, have a good one

[river summit]

Jesse

Did you choose team grass

If we're on different teams Jesse, we can't play together

[thin slate]

it has arrived :D

[oak crag]

frien :D

[dire widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679710669121257564/1041543855792726076/Barotrauma_2022-11-13_00-13-29_Trim.mp4

peep the latcher

[fossil tapir]

Can I blow up your reactor please :3

[charred epoch]

fuck latchers all my homies hate latchers

[dry violet]

Water won?

Dam

[turbid swift]

yeah it was a complete sweep

grass and fire got 0 points

the way they calculate splatfest points is so dumb lmao

oh wel

you still get a lot of super sea snails if you get the highest splatfest rank. i think its just 3 extra if you win which is barely anything

i got two funny clips in the very few hours i was able to play so im fine with that

[prisma plaza]

I'M CRAZY ON THE SLOTS

[dire widget]

You are literally a schizophrenic

[dire widget]

I agree with this statement

[tender orchid]

Latchers when I show them my nuclear warhead

[turbid swift]

99% of gamblers quit before they make it big

[prisma plaza]

i have made 3x any heist payout

still going

not stopping till jackpot

[dire widget]

Do not give this man real world currency

[prisma plaza]

DO NOT let me go to vegas

i'd run every casino out of money

just that good

[dire widget]

Yeah ok

[prisma plaza]

i developed a strategy for slot machines

called just being better

[tender orchid]

I don't understand how people lose thousands while gambling and go on

I just lost 5$ and I feel like blowing this place up

[dire widget]

they are just about to hit it big

Give them 500 more dollar

[prisma plaza]

give me some tf2 mvm tickets

i'd have a golden pan within a few days

just gotta be better

[charred epoch]

why invest in companies when you can invest in gamblers

[tender orchid]

CEO Mindset

[charred epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[prisma plaza]

"No you can't win big money at slot machines they are designed to be rigged" -🤓

[sour dagger]

trying out some gmod realism, tell me what you thinl

[turbid swift]

the only game i ever went hard at gambling in was tower unite and thats because i was really rich and really good at poker

so i would just bet really high for no reason other than it was funny

but when i actually tried i was pretty good at trolling

[dusty night]

@turbid swift @dire widget tightest crew ever

NOT SO SHRIMPLE NOW

[wise gorge]

WHAT GMAE I THAT I WANT IT!!!

@dusty night

Sorry for ping but what mod or game is that>

?

[dusty night]

entropy zero 2

[wise gorge]

Ok

Is it like modDB?

Or gmod

[dusty night]

with the coop mod. highly unstable though

[wise gorge]

Ok

[dusty night]

it has it's own store page

[wise gorge]

I will look at it thanks!

This looks so fun

[latent vale]

What happens if one of you stays on the other side of the glass ||when clone cop comes?||

||does he just ignore you, or is it programmed to only continue when all 3 of you are in the room?||

[stable berry]

Smartest bastion player

[fair plank]

Hello

[dusty night]

he'll probably just start shooting you

we didnt test it out because we just wanted to get through that damn level (we killed mossman twice)

[fair plank]

Nice pfp

[latent vale]

Yeah, but the sequence is only designed to start once the both of you are on different sides of the walls. The programming doesn't account for multiple players

[latent vale]

As in you failed to protect her, or you just instinctively opened fire?

[dusty night]

both

we killed her on our first run and then she just got stuck on our second attempt

[latent vale]

Oh

That explains it, I thought the only thing threatening her were manhacks

[dusty night]

its just a trigger sequence with a few nodes that the clone cop uses

we did encounter this funny bug though

bro just became self aware

[latent vale]

Simply make less noise

He took that "yaaay" personally

[frail lichen]

you sounded like penguiz

[dusty night]

thats reaper

[frail lichen]

oh

[dire widget]

I’ll take it as a compliment

[turbid swift]

hello charlie

[dire widget]

That went so well ong ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcr1tikal-charlie-white-dance-funny-speed-dance-charlie-gif-24796355

This is me

[turbid swift]

you hit the dab!

you hit the woah woah!
s

so cool!

[dire widget]

I am chill like that

[short burrow]

Damn

[bitter solar]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2167220/The_Bible/

Steam

The Bible

The Bible is a digital recreation of the original work, in the form of a kinetic novel. Each book and story can be read in any order, and any passage can be saved and revisited later for study. This digital recreation includes an original soundtrack; and a wonderful audiobook presentation from beginning to end. A Trivia section has been added to...

Price

$10.04

▶ Play video

THE BİBLE

[silent cave]

FINALLY A GAME FOR ME

[turbid swift]

it begins

[vale siren]

Ucking beautiful

[turbid swift]

sure it's pretty but driving is a bitch

i live in a one room apartment with my boyfriend, if you think you can fit somewhere be my guest

we dont have a couch

the snake tank is where it would be

sure

theres not much floor to go around

no lol

[tidal peak]

Hmm

[sour dagger]

you should play the first entropy zero which is also on steam

entropy zero 2 is an absolute masterpiece

experiment

[tidal peak]

@silk peak

something weird is going on

[silk peak]

aha

ok

i have no other server to play on

im banend from memescp

[tidal peak]

man how?

[sour dagger]

wilson posting

[silk peak]

i forgot that i was on a server and not in a call with my friends

accidently said the n word

realised too late

[tidal peak]

If you don't have any servers to play on go to UK ones

[tidal peak]

rip

[silk peak]

the uk ones?

[tidal peak]

ye

i use them when eu ones are full

50ms max so thats great

[silk peak]

what the names

ok found them

thanks

[tidal peak]

np

was afk and me and this guy gonna raid the place

never mind this guy playing random ass 2016 songs is also there

@silk peak these guys hate france

[silk peak]

couldnt be me bro

[dry violet]

Shit

I was going to type "nun" but it was too late

btw, the game didn't accepted "undead" because someone already used this word

[queen lotus]

Spotting is OP

Ngl

[tidal peak]

Wrong channrl

Ops

[queen lotus]

Also @jovial saffron last one

Hk417 is kinda busted on Metro tbh lmfao

[jovial saffron]

more in general

anyway need to sort metal ping

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable

Day 54, Monuments is the band of the day, and they are fucking brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lf6K-WhDRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnvMe0rWI2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuRUILnOTc0

[proven sable]

METAL TIME

[torpid flint]

Metal... ping

[queen lotus]

MONUMENTS MY BELOVED

[dire widget]

And then cyn said “it’s metaling time” and pinged all over the #media-posts

[queen lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

"It's day 55 of metal ping"

[turbid swift]

oh what

really ?

[turbid swift]

he is asleeb

[dusty night]

goofiest breach ever

[dire widget]

Goofy aah ai

Btw get used to the AI, it’s gonna carry you on pacifist challenges

Unless you do the chad thing and arrest all the enemies

Honestly love the arrest mechanics

[latent vale]

wait, you can cuff them?

I thought you could only force them to get down

[prisma plaza]

i lost all my gta chips gambling

i had 2.8 mil and i have zero now

don't ever go for jackpot

[latent vale]

I kind of liked forcing them to do burpees until they gave me all of their ammo

Imagine if they purposefully overdose you on morphine

Are you absolutely sure they're the ones being evil?

I'd more just call that being resourceful

Agreed, the union is here to help 🙏

[dusty night]

have fun detaining shotgunners/jetpack joyride bastards

[dire widget]

It’s ez ong

[dusty night]

on elite difficulty

[dire widget]

It’s ez ong

[dire widget]

This man cannot detain shotgunners/jetpack joyride bastards on elite difficulty

Laugh at him

[winter delta]

Just got god of war saga on my ps3 waiting for it to download so I can play them

[lilac wedge]

[turbid swift]

nice drip my friend

all i have is a pic i took with my cousin last fest

we take one every fest so far

and this silly pic with me and my breastie

[lilac wedge]

nice

question, explosher or 3 weapons.

[cerulean hollow]

your game

i got bu

bug

i cant move

[earnest dragon]

!bugreport

[sly cargo]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[bitter solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987753496096956436/1042062873649758208/Squad_2022.11.15_-_15.59.30.01-1.mp4 video decompressed so it looks caca

[turbid swift]

akıncı

[bitter solar]

https://tenor.com/view/akıncı-gif-25550839

[tidal peak]

this game is fucking amazing

[broken herald]

Love that spot

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable

Day 55. To fit this day I think it is necessary to do a proper banger, Sabaton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgfCUxFE7XA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AFdwoyNT24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1snEYPg8TXs

[proven sable]

Oh hey

[weary laurel]

one might say that this is mid

[proven sable]

the first band i actually knew before hand

[weary laurel]

yeah i was about to say

[proven sable]

from all the sabaton songs i listened to, none of them were bad

i actually already have the second on in my playlist lol

[jovial saffron]

its mid, but still pretty fuckin good

(i couldnt think of something off the top of my head for today, and they were there)

[thorn sleet]

You called?

[jovial badger]

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/15/us-official-russian-missiles-crossed-into-poland-killing-2-.html

[stable berry]

Minor amounts of tomfoolery

[tidal peak]

Moderate amount of trolling

[serene wadi]

nervous larry

[open crystal]

How old is that screenshot

[serene wadi]

2018-2019

maybe

[plain abyss]

https://youtu.be/9hmZaoRgKSs

[wooden token]

@queen lotus here's the actual new banger from Brand of Sacrifice https://youtu.be/yoXX7_pMJdU

[tender orchid]

I LOVE ARTICLE 5

[prisma plaza]

dog that shit is from mp1

ain't no way

[jovial badger]

Artillerie 5 time

[prisma plaza]

mfw (my face when) russia is going to be fucking obliterated

[serene wadi]

"Okay maggots..."

[prisma plaza]

"sir you have 2 missed parking tickets"

[warped basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1042292703905464330/togif-2-1.gif

[queen lotus]

BASED

[bitter solar]

when

[tough cobalt]

when the tf2 bots

[tidal peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1042413235720163368/MemeFeedBot.jpg?5947bfddb5ae24c6415ceefa78c96d36d5aeeb0b2e336ee8302c7ac2d238d9a8

scp sl be like

[heavy venture]

You are unfunny

[turbid swift]

pending classifiaction on thier way to post most unfunnest memes to exist

https://tenor.com/view/sully-walk-monsters-inc-gif-16339267

[tidal peak]

yes

[jovial saffron]

of all people to make that joke, you are not the one

even @turbid swift has more of a right to make that joke

and thats mr dad

[turbid swift]

shut up discord mod

[jovial saffron]

i dont think i will

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835870618422870057/1042428296203341845/A10ABA3D-6C8A-4D2C-8C11-193C9CCB795E.jpg

[jovial saffron]

were you saving that

[turbid swift]

🏊‍♂️

[open crystal]

POOL BOY

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAUdxyRNjdY

[bitter solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835813378378432522/1042461844444545154/305150142-143531778075973-417442.mp4

[turbid swift]

best juke of my life

[frail lichen]

this is the most dumb 049 i have ever seen

didnt even try to press the S key

[stable berry]

Or the attack key

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable

Day 56, Soilwork today with some nice shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nPhoAscZdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztDjhF_ans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBKixj7XAHU

[torpid flint]

on the dot too

good work cynicya

[jovial saffron]

thank you

[broken escarp]

https://clips.twitch.tv/LovelyTubularAdmin4Head-yojvxnJI28jBndqT

2 people 1 braincell

[snow tapir]

i love how theres only a single frame of the sound of the explosion

[dire widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/1042359640689754183/a_7cf6eec5fb2f78105a05a8e069bf02ed.gif?size=1024

@woven glen peep this

[open crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/barbarian-clash-of-clan-gif-19248916

[tender orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-what-is-bro-doing-what-are-you-doing-gif-25846043

[wicked ether]

100% accurate to Borderlands, 4 trans girls, and Handsome Jack

[woven glen]

Already had ai

Smh

[dire widget]

Who doesn’t love a rerun

Alright I’ll keep looking

[fossil tapir]

PFF

amazing

[fossil tapir]

Does anyone have like an mp3 of this

[charred sedge]

Just mov to mp3 convert lol

[fossil tapir]

Is that even a thing

[charred sedge]

Yea google it

Or bing it if ur the type

Yahoo even

Ask jeeves if you must

[fossil tapir]

[charred sedge]

Literal prot

[dire widget]

@woven glen peep this one as a pfp

[fossil tapir]

is that the funny hit game barotrauma?

with the husk shit

That I forget about

[open crystal]

Barobama

[tender orchid]

Barackotrauma

[river summit]

Traumobama

[ornate furnace]

Barotrumpa

[limber orbit]

It finally revived

Yes I know I misspelled

[winter delta]

Where is the hole in the bottom

[limber orbit]

shit I forgot to get the jar

[tender orchid]

😐

[turbid swift]

funniest scp fans

[limber orbit]

I know

To be honest, I’m not even a fan no more

[woven glen]

that's you

[heavy venture]

As everything Northwood touches

It sucks

[turbid swift]

it's cute

[heavy venture]

The mouth is filled with shit

Why is the interior of the mouth brown

And not red or black

[turbid swift]

it's dark red because it's the inside of the mouth

it's not brown

it's the lighting in the photo

[heavy venture]

It looks like shit

[turbid swift]

okay

[turbid swift]

the creature has consumed, now he retreats to sleep for two days

[tall cedar]

you should retreat for 2 days

[fathom grove]

you should retreat forever

into a pile of rusty nails

[late cradle]

This was to easy. the SCPs got rolled afterword's.

[quasi dune]

how is your lighting like that bruv

[tidal peak]

super low settings enjoyer

[late cradle]

So if a room is to light or Dark it will be the same always Even if Nuke is going off

[bitter solar]

AHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuTDOL8XnR4 we saved our pet!

[scenic summit]

fun time with the boys

[shell sun]

https://youtu.be/mSQ3E2tiO5o

[dire widget]

Nuh uh

[prisma onyx]

I bought a sponsorship containing the content of the new version of the internal test. How can I play the content of the beta version?

[open crystal]

You're a tier 2 patreon so you gotta wait till November 25th to get your key

[prisma onyx]

Okay, I see. Thank you for your reply.

[hidden sail]

Snakes

I love snakes

🙏

[trim slate]

https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/17235016/202500987-c6ea53d3-0848-4880-bc08-8027a4157371.png

[trim slate]

Why don't you love some hoes instead

[limber orbit]

wow

dam

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957858961053343764/1042871313989107812/IMG_20221116_140115_637.mp4

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable

Day 57. A day of chaos for few but the one consistency we have is the metal ping. Today is Annihilator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTYHYglem-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub3trSvhytY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a98_3uwCM-M

[weary laurel]

chasing the high

more like

[queen lotus]

Based artist honestly

[weary laurel]

fighting cardiac arrest

[queen lotus]

Listened to a song or two and they're not bad

[tender orchid]

My favorite part is when he metal pinged all over the place

[fossil tapir]

I love snakes too

[tidal peak]

all of them were there

[pale grove]

it was you?

[hushed jungle]

doggie :)

[crimson bay]

@wooden token howdy, could i be added to the metal ping?

[wooden token]

sure

CC: @jovial saffron

[crimson bay]

is she the one doing it now?

[wooden token]

He's taken over for a bit

[crimson bay]

i see, well anyhoot, @jovial saffron mind if you add me to the metal ping?

[jovial saffron]

!remindme 12h add this lad to metal ping

[sly cargo]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1668776965:f>).

[dusk parrot]

What are your pronouns now?

[jovial saffron]

Kill/yourself

[dusk parrot]

Wow, is HR going to do something?

Mod threatening me

@wooden token Do your fucking job

[wooden token]

You say worse to him daily

[dusk parrot]

Excuse me

I showed you fentanyl today, i demand some excellent service

[turbid swift]

goofy asf gigantic icicle

[signal scroll]

This is the exact reason why I despise the northern states / canada

wayyyy to cold

[open crystal]

YEP

[turbid swift]

i'm only here because it's better than iowa

[open crystal]

florida so good

[elder bronze]

ALL OF Y'ALL ARE WRONG TENNESSE IS THE CLEAR WINNER

[signal scroll]

georgia is better than tennessee

[elder bronze]

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% wrong

i don't even know how you can even consev of a statement such as this it just that wrong

[turbid swift]

holy shit real

[prisma plaza]

I HATE NEW YORK

[signal scroll]

new york "residents"

[turbid swift]

something is wrong with my dog bruh

[wicked walrus]

only in ohio 😭

[signal scroll]

ahhh, snakes

they're way too scary

[turbid swift]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

I THREW THE FUCKING WAVE BREAKER

WHY DID THE ROUND END!!!!!!!

i know this is bad gameplay on my end (i could've probably thrown a bomb instead but i wasnt sure if it would reach, and i shouldve paid more attention)

BUT STILL!!!!!!!!!!

[kindred prairie]

Ur dogshit at hunt holyyy

Btw never crouch in a gunfight where u dont know where they r

Ur gonna get headshoted by a random hole 9/10

And get flashbangs

They’re the most broken thing rn

[peak geyser]

hmmm today i will stand still with a maws directly below my feet

[turbid swift]

#media-posts message

[peak geyser]

(clueless)

[turbid swift]

????????????????

[zenith perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/949877211979210825/973092229231038486/cm-chat-media-video-18a3e9693-a5eb-4c1d-b94c-2de3e8d27da01143700.mov

[prisma plaza]

no embed perms

L

there now you got them

[prisma onyx]

Where can I get my 12.0 key?

[prisma plaza]

you can't, you need the 10$ tier to get it

but on the 25th it opens for tier 2 patrons

[prisma onyx]

So should I add 5 dollars now or buy 10 dollars again?

[prisma plaza]

i'd honestly just wait

for next month to start

but that's me so i'd say if you wanna play the beta now just do 5 more dollars

and get tier 3

since you already got tier 2 it'll bring it down from 10$ to 5$

[prisma onyx]

Okay, I see. Thank you for your reply.

Which level of "SCP: SL Sponsor" can be sponsored?

[quasi dune]

💀

he is not hacking, plus he was questioning his whole life how did he get up there

[turbid swift]

funny exiled moment

[quasi dune]

dw, mtf got them

[proven sable]

how are you capturing your switch screen?

[violet rover]

There are so many pokemon videos and streams

and you ask a random person doing it

[charred epoch]

Hey @dire widget you know how many people we will have for baro tonight?

[turbid swift]

just hold the square button and it records the last 30 seconds

[proven sable]

Yes

[dire widget]

should be around about 5

[charred epoch]

Alright, I'll be a bit late but I'll be there

[dire widget]

mhm

[wooden token]

@jovial saffron @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @crimson bay

Day 58 of the metal ping.

Yea its me again. I don't care if we did Tallah already, new album came out today, listen to it.

https://open.spotify.com/album/3o2oLb3RZjWhdIU6d98rnr?si=Ajy9wTtsS06HJVFCNp7jlw

[dire widget]

sweet

[crimson bay]

slayer when

[queen lotus]

Return of the retard King

[proven sable]

Can i get included it in this ping aswell?

[wooden token]

[jovial saffron]

he doesnt have my .txt file so he likely forgot

gimme a sec and i'll ensure hes got you

[wooden token]

@turbid swift

[turbid swift]

amazing

Loving the album so far, especially the breakdown in "Of Nothing"

[tidal peak]

This game wouldn't be the same without proximity chat

[turbid swift]

70 dollars?

70 fuccking dollars

lmao

[open crystal]

people play pokemon unironically??????

above the age of 7???

[silent cave]

another pokemon 😴

LITTLE INFERNO HO HO HOLIDAY EXPANSION 😎

[latent vale]

Wait, what?

Oh my God

I remember playing that

[dire widget]

our pet husk

[patent dirge]

what da fuc

my guy looking like he in a furry game

[crimson bay]

barotrauma is so good

love it when a rouge husk runs rampant through my orca

[patent dirge]

Mudraptors mfs when they see delicious metal doors

[tender orchid]

they're copying modern warfare 2

[latent vale]

As a wise man once said: Triple A studios don't price games by how much they think it's worth, they price them by how much they think you're willing to pay them.

[turbid swift]

yes, i literally tried to but it got paint under my feet so i couldn't move, and i was trying to pay attention to like 5 different things, i literally stated i am aware this is a bad play on my end

but it's just fucking dumb that the round ends even if you throw a wavebreaker

and no the new pokemon game is 60 not 70

[silent cave]

new pokemon is mid

[turbid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[pure radish]

Yo someone, please send me a pic of 939’s rectum for… science purposes.

[turbid swift]

ohhhh i wasnt aware of this

thank you for this information sir

[turbid swift]

me hearing for the 10849274827th time that the game looks bad (i have been playing with my eyes closed and wasn't aware of this)

[peak geyser]

🥱

[turbid swift]

Sexiled

[serene tendon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncDr_QfVQhg

tried uploading it normally but it was too big

[charred epoch]

looking back at the recording i actually looked dead at the 3rd guy and didnt see him

i also killed him in the end but i couldn't get that in the 100mb limit

[haughty prairie]

@fossil pike @river summit @glass warren @violet rover Thoughts on episode 2? I think it was really good but very overwhelming in terms of reveals, plot twists, lore, etc. Felt like too much was being shown at once and over half of it could’ve been saved for future episodes. Outside of that, epico.

[fossil pike]

Oh! This is sudden! 😳

Hmm…

Not gonna lie, I really liked the episode, but I think I liked Episode One a bit better.

[haughty prairie]

Also no joke your pfp comes from literally my favorite part of the whole episode.

[fossil pike]

Episode Two felt really fast-paced, tbh

Same here. N’s fucking adorable.

[fossil pike]

But other than that, I will say this: Episode Two is way funnier than the first.

[haughty prairie]

Yeah that’s basically what I’m saying. Too much has happening at once and it felt like we jumped ahead 5 episodes.

[haughty prairie]

Definitely. I like to think the humor isn’t just for funny, but also just to show how the robots and AI themselves are doing a piss poor job at being human-like.

[fossil pike]

Another thing I think this episode did better than the first was N. Now I admit, I’m biased, N’s already one of my favourite characters of all time, but I love how he’s not an idiot, or weak, or anything like that, despite his soft and loving personality. The dude is actually really smart at times, he’s an absolute badass when it comes to combat, and even with that taken into account, his best qualities still work really well. Just because he was built for mass genocide doesn’t mean he can’t be an absolute sweetheart.

It’s a nice subversion of the lovable idiot trope the first episode kind of associated with him. He’s not stupid, he’s just a total dork.

[haughty prairie]

Yeah N had some development. He seems more sympathetic and has more control over himself.

And more control over others.

[fossil pike]

And he was seriously fucking adorable in this episode

His little apology letter, his reaction when he and Uzi did that combo attack with the shuriken

[haughty prairie]

And his reaction to being invited to the hangout.

[fossil pike]

God, I just love N so much. Even if the show itself turns out to be not that great in the end, N is still the best part about it and his existence alone easily boosts its score for me a boatload.

He also single-handedly made me go from straight to bi

[haughty prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-murder-drones-n-plush-touhou-fumo-gif-25781573

I’m curious as to what they’re doing lore wise. Seems like they’re implying that || the murder drones are part organic with how they’re able to regrow parts of their body and some of the human like features shown in episode 2. ||

[fossil pike]

If that’s the case, though, I wonder why N was able to regrow his head immediately

[haughty prairie]

But I do have several theories on episode 2.

I also noticed some details like || how all the alive humans in episode 2 are portrayed as black shadows. I feel like that was intentional and is supposed to show how these robots perceive and treat humans differently. Maybe their program to not register what humans look like. Best way I can explain it is by comparing it to FNAF 3 and how the animatronics can’t see the hidden back room. ||

[sharp cairn]

episode 2 of what

[elder bronze]

Some YouTube series called murder drones

[violet rover]

waitwait what are we talking about

killer drones?

I just woke up because it's weeken

d

[violet rover]

murder*

[violet rover]

aight just watched

"chainsaw hand time?" sounded like "chainsaw hentai?"

11:38

[glass warren]

It was epic af ngl

[violet rover]

yea it still works, 11:38 is chainsaw hentai

[turbid swift]

and why he eepy

[turbid swift]

smg4 glitch productions

[river summit]

What is bro pinging me for

[river reef]

Thumbnail for a possible 939 vid after I played a really fun game as her last night.

[latent vale]

||Why are casings coming out of the right if the ejection port is on the left ||

[haughty prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-murder-drones-n-plush-touhou-fumo-gif-25781573

[pale grove]

murder drone is sick

[river reef]

Don't you know? That's a painted on ejection port 😉

[sour dagger]

Why does the e11 lack arms

Or hands

Looks wrong

[dire widget]

this goofy mf got a pet mudraptor wth

[latent vale]

My best guess is that it was taken from a screenshot of the model in-game

[vivid panther]

Assistant players after the new update be like:

[sour dagger]

if the mudraptor dies or gets hit you'll be targetted for death

DO NOT hit the dinosaur.

[charred epoch]

Damn I didn't know you were chill like that

[river reef]

Yes, but is that the weirdest anomaly youve seen in this game?

[oak terrace]

@turbid swift
Image
Image

[charred epoch]

my brother in christ, go activate windows

[peak geyser]

splash 🥱

[gaunt jolt]

why woudl you spend money dto do that

[frail lichen]

it grabs your money?

i got a licensed version of windows

with my pc

[gaunt jolt]

not everyone got a prebuilt

[tidal peak]

no

[turbid swift]

what

ah hell nah

[flat pecan]

or

piracy

[torpid flint]

I cant afford windows 10, so I wont activate it, it costs money!
Massgravel on github:

[gaunt jolt]

hook me up cuz

[peak geyser]

google dot com slash massgravel

[gaunt jolt]

that was easy

[flat pecan]

you mean github

not google

[tender orchid]

CS:S moment

[jovial saffron]

metal ping shortly, checking smtn rq

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift

Day 59 of the metal ping. Today we have some Germans: Rammstein.
Deutschland, Du Hast and Angst
(Couldn't send the video of deutschland, for understandable reasons if you see the video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYdtfpow20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONj9cvHCado

[wooden token]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-evil-laugh-evil-laugh-gif-4076853

[vocal moss]

activate ur windows

[tidal peak]

No

[torpid flint]

github.com/massgravel

[tidal peak]

No

[sharp cairn]

anybody know what this is from i can't find it

[minor rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j06HoKS6HkM
here you go queen

[sharp cairn]

tysm

[fathom grove]

engel is better than du hast

fr

[lapis adder]

that shit is garbage

why would you want to know lmfao

[lapis adder]

speaking of garbage

holy fuck this is

its just well

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040074773419524156/1043240474212843731/tYX5rpRdPxt0XlnG.mp4

[fossil tapir]

mark is back at it

[latent vale]

Today will be the last day he has a chair

And a mouse

[fossil tapir]

Lol

[sharp cairn]

i like spider-man

[prisma onyx]

🐔

[sour dagger]

en memoriam.

[turbid swift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BeVunBR4NNY?feature=share

[valid crane]

real

[tidal peak]

only in ohio man

[hot owl]

man i love this

gate guardian

[prisma onyx]

《COM45》

[oak citrus]

if someone needs

[prisma onyx]

bug

What is this

[oak citrus]

hubertball

[prisma onyx]

[vagrant pebble]

funny

[uneven onyx]

[prisma onyx]

ChinaShangHai

[patent dirge]

no way its a chinese person

[prisma onyx]

no～

I am from china

this is shanghai

This is a subway station in Shenzhen, China.

[vagrant pebble]

no way its 中國 guy

[patent dirge]

post the copypasta

[vagrant pebble]

no

[prisma onyx]

no this is china

这是中国的

But I think the night view of New York and Tokyo is better.

[patent dirge]

man

[prisma onyx]

Shanghai

[turbid swift]

cyn

weo dnt acre about

metal ping

booooring

booo

honk mimimi

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @fathom grove @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift

Day 60, today is Revocation, a relatively unknown band but great music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ljnukL26A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moN0-W8k_mg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDKHPXq6L30

[jovial saffron]

the amount I care about you is less than 0

[turbid swift]

fuvk yuo brİ'İsh man

go back to eating

beans on toast

and sucking dick

bloody cunt

[jovial saffron]

maybe I will, but i'll still be doing the metal ping to your dismay

[torpid flint]

60 days

wow

great work

[turbid swift]

sounds great

reltatively new to the metal ping

has of mice and men been done?

[jovial saffron]

doesnt look like it

[turbid swift]

id highly reccomend them

[jovial saffron]

tbh, send 3 songs from them you'd like to see featured and i'll do them for tomorrow

(dm them or i'll forget)

[turbid swift]

alr... should i send heavy stuff or softer stuff?

[jovial saffron]

whatever you like

[turbid swift]

aight ill send some songs later

[jovial saffron]

👍

[dire widget]

Do not diss beans on toast

[turbid swift]

i like beans on toast but not with british beans

[turbid swift]

Its shit

[dire widget]

i do not like this take

[turbid swift]

have you even tried it?

but without average british bread/beans, they make me wanna throw up fr

my support ticket is “leafs”

[tidal peak]

god i love 079

[turbid swift]

la scrongla

i wanna take a pic of her in the snow but i dont want to get her dirty

[tidal peak]

.-.

[stable berry]

[tidal peak]

sending this once again

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/kingkong-kong-explosion-awesome-vietnam-gif-12558064

[charred epoch]

Nuke is more effective

[violet rover]

Jar

now

[bitter solar]

Close youre sonar when you are not on the move!!!!!!!1!1’

[bitter solar]

the 20 foot hole in your sub after the nuke is sub optimal

[charred epoch]

[dire widget]

True, however the dungong is incapable of holding nukes

Luckily I just got upgraded to a nuke worthy sub so

[charred epoch]

Spend money, buy nukes, profit

[dire widget]

bro was fixing that for this LIFE bruh

[prisma marten]

well that just wasnt kind

[dire widget]

half the guys didnt even fight back

I just barged in with my shotgun and shot up the place

[prisma marten]

they were just being peaceful

[charred epoch]

Engineer rolls worst skill checks ever asked to closely inspect this shotgun

[dire widget]

common pirate L

[flat pecan]

anyone aware if these achievements are bugged?

seems like an exiled issue

[fathom grove]

exiled

[flat pecan]

i dont know im still testing it out

[torpid flint]

it always is

[mortal eagle]

no

is a new feature

[flat pecan]

Ya I already figured out it was exiled, trying to make a shitty plugin but seems like it won't work and I don't feel like directly modding the Assembly so I'm just gonna wait for NWAPI.