art-discussion

[daring dome]

Dumb brain forgot that you don't need to be in front a of the computer for it to be on

[azure valve]

Looks hot

Is it that uh

SCP when your time is over

Or something like that

[daring dome]

That's jester

And also

[daring dome]

Come again?

[azure valve]

Heh

[daring dome]

You seeing this shit corn?

[azure valve]

Not in that way.

[daring dome]

Good

But yes jester is very cool

And cute

Would pet

[azure valve]

Reminds me of the bird SCP

Similar design kind of

[daring dome]

049

[azure valve]

No

[daring dome]

Hn

Hnnnmjmnmmmm

[azure valve]

Let me search the number was around 4000

[daring dome]

Ah

I see

[azure valve]

4975

Your time is over

That one

[brittle cave]

Rign

[amber escarp]

Rign

@calm stag imma need the whole info of your lizard thingies

like species info n shit

[azure valve]

Should make a book with all of them

Would be cool

[calm stag]

I’ll get back to you with it later today

[keen mirage]

@kind abyss SCP-096's upper arm has no movement, it's parented to the body and it's only movement corresponds with the swaying of the torso. Add some movement to those shoulders and I think that'll do the trick. Keep up the great work.👍

[kind abyss]

they all have movement but it has to be minimal or else the acceleration will be VERY uneven and thus making it look like shit.

trust me, i wanted more movement but if I moved that shoulder just one more frame or even just part a frame, the acceleration is just too fast. It's very annoying, but ig I could try something maybe

[keen mirage]

Yeah I get it, I use Blender and the acceleration can be difficult to work with. However, if you move the elbows in and out with their own separate key frame groups, like adding a key frames for a single movement of the elbow, and then repeating the process over and over. I'm not sure it'll work though. I got Animation class tomorrow and I can play around with it, see if I can try and give anymore helpful information on the subject, because I would love to see this animation at its best.

[kind abyss]

alright thank you, I will try something to make it better and good luck on your animation class.

[keen mirage]

Thanks mate, and good luck to you on your animation

[kind abyss]

thanks

[viscid bone]

Shawty

[calm stag]

morE

any ideas for background?

[eager pike]

I would recommend forest but that feels cliché.

[calm stag]

i'll try that, thanks

[daring dome]

Dude

Noic

👌

[harsh patio]

corn post, day gud

@empty lantern Nice Job

But the head makes me think its a combine

badass anyway

[wanton ravine]

tikey

[calm stag]

[harsh patio]

@ionic reef

[ionic reef]

Ah?

[daring dome]

Im prtty sure it's my first time ever seeing that stufio staff

[harsh patio]

same

[harsh patio]

096 pog emoji, im saying its good

[amber escarp]

@harsh patio penis ship

[harsh patio]

why you gotta do me like that

[amber escarp]

its the truth

[harsh patio]

I mean

your not wrong

[azure valve]

A purple forest

[calm stag]

Holy shit yes

[azure valve]

[rocky wharf]

troll face fursona

[uncut path]

no

oh my god its real

why did i google it

[elfin mulch]

Lmao

That is creepy as fuck

[amber escarp]

fancy dragon @uncut path

[uncut path]

thank

[modern sluice]

@hot gate no shit posting/memes in Gallery #meme-zone is a thing or #general-chat

[harsh patio]

When

[harsh patio]

@daring dome

I did like you asked

[daring dome]

OooooooooooOOOOOOoooooo

@uncut path too little trolling
Now burn the corpse

[terse ibex]

Skull fuck is back

[amber escarp]

what

[terse ibex]

Skull juasmo

[amber escarp]

ah

[calm stag]

he's getting ripped

[daring dome]

Ayo

Can i make jester funky?

[calm stag]

Feel free

[daring dome]

Ite

It'll take a minute or two

I must find

Cool stuff

[calm stag]

Alright

[proven jolt]

sorry kid

i don't believe in touhou 18 fox girl

[rocky wharf]

its cute though

[azure valve]

damn..

do you believe in knockoff rainbow alice though?

[proven jolt]

yes

[azure valve]

hell yeah

[daring dome]

Eh

[rocky wharf]

isnt it like a commission but you pay with your own art

[calm stag]

Yo that looks pog my dude

[daring dome]

You're poggerest

-er

[calm stag]

B)

[granite coral]

My hoodie finally arrived

[harsh patio]

rgb lizard

[daring dome]

@calm stag
Pov: jester enters a starbucks and has his nostrils blasted by the smell of his favorite beverage

[granite coral]

How TF did I end up in art discussion

[uncut path]

i want to make hot chocolate now

i will make hot chocolate

[daring dome]

Drugs

[granite coral]

Shit you right

[daring dome]

They do that sometimes

[daring dome]

Ight but
Do you use water or milk?

[harsh patio]

we should all

[daring dome]

We should all?

[harsh patio]

yes

[uncut path]

milk of course

what kind of monster uses water

[daring dome]

Hold for a second

@uncut path https://youtu.be/K7jxCRqKew8
Look at this madness

[uncut path]

Our microwave broke

[uncut path]

I’ve seen this
Who won in the end I forgot

[daring dome]

Dude

No one wins in despotcito videos

It's all chaos

And food crimes

[uncut path]

Hot chocolate has been made
Tea is too watery and coffee is too bitter
Hot chocolate with 10 month old whipped cream is superior

Now what do I do with this

[daring dome]

Chug

All in one go

[uncut path]

Wish me luck

[calm stag]

[eager pike]

Burn the roof of your mouth and tongue

Basically

[uncut path]

roof of my mouth and tongue has been burnt yes

[eager pike]

Yeah

[daring dome]

Jester in starbucks
You can make it happen

[daring dome]

Prankd

[amber escarp]

Magic

[amber escarp]

@harsh patio penis ship

[harsh patio]

[amber escarp]

Its the truth

[obtuse glacier]

Basedship

[ionic reef]

ah i know

sorry my english is not that good

[brittle cave]

@ornate juniper yo that’s fucking sick dude

[ornate juniper]

That's sick as balls

[brittle cave]

Sick as shit

Alright I cross the line at that

@slim totem help I need adult supervision

[jade flame]

when dont you

[brittle cave]

Tomorrow

@slim totem PLLAAAAAAAANK

[ornate juniper]

Is plank packing

[brittle cave]

P lank is doing his job

TERRIBLY

My fucking god plank

Pitiful

@azure valve could you please

[harsh patio]

eye yey yie

moderators do your job

lemme ping him

Rubs Hands TOOT TOOT, @slim totem

Do your job you 2 by 4

holy shit it worked

[brittle cave]

Plank sucks

[harsh patio]

Dude

you have to rub your hands

simple

[brittle cave]

Plank please man

[slim totem]

@ornate juniper No memes here.

[azure valve]

Plank slayed em

[brittle cave]

Eventually

But hey

It’s about the journey, not the destination

[amber escarp]

Its both

And money

[brittle cave]

Mmm

Mr crabs

[ornate juniper]

[thin copper]

is his dick slap his thigh when he walk, i shall listen when he talk

good night

[rocky wharf]

What?

dfghjy

what

[brittle cave]

I would care about the quirky thing you said

But rn I don’t

Big sad

@harsh patio nice art

[daring dome]

Poetry

[uncut path]

im making this my graduation quote

[brittle cave]

@lusty cairn did you make that

[daring dome]

No you won't

That is simply ridiculous

[uncut path]

shut up mom

[daring dome]

[uncut path]

[daring dome]

Now you listen here you underdeveloped hand crapmed fetus

[uncut path]

nooooo dont take away my xbox plz im sorry i didnt mean it

[daring dome]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-give-a-swag-g-gif-20422000

[uncut path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819218750159060992/839871897705119764/image0.gif

[daring dome]

You disrespect me again and I'll show you the full picture

[uncut path]

yes chef
sorry chef

[daring dome]

You do know what im referring to,yes?

[obtuse glacier]

"Your honor, I simply do not give a swag"

[uncut path]

yes
i do not wish to see it

[daring dome]

Kek

[uncut path]

unless?

[daring dome]

Fucking just

One day i send you a picture thats spoilered

[uncut path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/851667763436716072/image0.gif

[daring dome]

You open it and it's just that

I'd be funny

Very

Very funny

[uncut path]

comedy gold

[daring dome]

Anyways

Here's eminem

[rocky wharf]

based emimem

[thin copper]

curtsies

[azure valve]

@azure valve That's cute i like your style.

Thanks!
Haven't drawn in awhile but I might try to pick things up again once I get more time to

Hope you do always cool to see new work in here.

@covert wigeon That's cool.

[covert wigeon]

thank you!

[azure valve]

You welcome, it's a really smooth animation.

[covert wigeon]

thanks! yeah I am surprised how it turned out

[azure valve]

@uncut path That's cool, the coloring is very pleasing.

[uncut path]

thanks fam 😎
colors took the longest tbh i wanted something that was neon but gave up

[azure valve]

Well still worked out really nice, the time was worth it. 👍

[azure valve]

@quiet spindle That's cool Tricky.

[restive drift]

Tiky

[weary garden]

@void junco not art

[harsh patio]

ty

There is some nice art in here

I love turrets

@dark yarrow Nice Builds

[dark yarrow]

Thanks bro

[visual thorn]

yo how can i get artist role?

[brittle cave]

make art

skate shart

blake mart

[amber escarp]

Post in art gallery enough and youll be given it eventually

[visual thorn]

I posted 10 arts in the gallery

[brittle cave]

more

[visual thorn]

ok

[amber escarp]

I mean i have like 30 something posts

[visual thorn]

10 more maybe?

oh ok

[amber escarp]

Theres no real set amount

Just whenever a red name notices

[visual thorn]

(Sh!t how am I going to make SCP - 016 design?)

Is this a good SCP - 016 design?

[calm stag]

@azure valve slow worm

[visual thorn]

Phew

They toke a while to make

[uncut path]

pog i recognize all of them
well except one but
i forgot the names
only remembered blue lady cigarettes

[visual thorn]

thx

it toke 2 days

with them it's 20

6280 more to go

here are the other SCPs in case you don't wanna scroll up:
https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407174501629972/851857219380183090

[weary garden]

!artist @visual thorn

[fossil osprey]

I successfully added Are We Cool Yet? (Artist) to Nice-Cream

[visual thorn]

gasp

YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

WOOHOOOOOOOO

:D

Nice! (Cream)

That doesn't mean I'm stoping though!

I'll do my best to complete the rest of the 6280 SCPs!

[amber escarp]

I dont know scps at all

[visual thorn]

then why are you in this server?

[proven jolt]

shes holding nothign doofus

[edgy bobcat]

No yall pick what shes holding

[granite estuary]

burger

[amber escarp]

A slightly smaller and wider version of themself

[brittle cave]

mitosis

[jade flame]

@edgy bobcat fumo

Make hold

[amber escarp]

@edgy bobcat not fumo

[jade flame]

Fumo.

[edgy bobcat]

WHAT IA FUMO

[amber escarp]

Annoying character people spam

[jade flame]

Fumo.

[rose light]

@dark yarrow what shaders did you use in your minecraft screenshots in #art-showcase? they look awesome!

[amber escarp]

Looks good

@calm stag stop pulling all nighters

[calm stag]

Thanks

And

It’s free real estate

[amber escarp]

No

Get a good sleep schedule

[calm stag]

A what

[amber escarp]

Cmon

Its helathy

[calm stag]

I mean yeah

But I dislike routine

[amber escarp]

Why tho

Your body likes routine

[calm stag]

Mmm I don’t

Boring

I like new shit everyday

Variety

[amber escarp]

sleep schedules matter tho

like a lot

[terse ibex]

Sleep is for the week

[dark yarrow]

sildur vibrant extreme

[radiant geyser]

When the members collide

[brittle cave]

@rapid marlin what do you think of the amazing art

here and in #art-showcase

[slim totem]

@eager lily No memes in the art channels.

[brittle cave]

also plank

could you take care of the image above

[azure valve]

What is it about?

[harsh patio]

@modern sluice Meme alert

[brittle cave]

@slim totem just mute him there

id say

[terse ibex]

Ban him

[modern sluice]

@eager lily no shit posting in the gallery

[slim totem]

Oh he posted it again?

Christ.

[modern sluice]

again?

[brittle cave]

it isd

size shut it

[modern sluice]

right.

[terse ibex]

But it as a meme caption over it

Which makes it meme

[modern sluice]

shit post

[terse ibex]

Yes it does

[modern sluice]

aka meme

[brittle cave]

it is a meme you twit

[quaint barn]

wow everyone ganging up on the white name

[terse ibex]

Are you are dumb

[brittle cave]

shut up and take the L

[quaint barn]

😔 ✊

[brittle cave]

for good reason i swear

[terse ibex]

Wanna join

[azure valve]

Basically Discord.

[modern sluice]

#meme-zone

perfect

[quaint barn]

no cuz your an asshole everytime i see you

[slim totem]

1. Caption that means nothing to what's going on
2. You had "LOL" in the first post.
3. Fuck you. Leave or I'm muting you.

[brittle cave]

jesus just warn him already

[slim totem]

Move to another channel now

[terse ibex]

Fluffy my feelings are destroyed

😔

[brittle cave]

are you not gonna warn him?

[quaint barn]

fuck off

[brittle cave]

kk

[quaint barn]

you're only here to shit on people's art

[azure valve]

@edgy bobcat Cute art.

[terse ibex]

No

[quaint barn]

that's all i've ever seen you do

[terse ibex]

No

[azure valve]

@ionic reef Cute art.

[quaint barn]

denial

but

denying truth

you shit on art and don't even give criticism

you don't give a fuck

it's the internet, why should you?

[azure valve]

@empty lantern That's awesome bro.

[slim totem]

Y'all mind chilling please?

[amber escarp]

mind me why

[azure valve]

@visual thorn Cool pixel art.

[brittle cave]

size posted a meme

and tried to saul goodman his way into saying it was art

then havoc 2 and fluffy had an argue

[azure valve]

@calm stag That's amazing the purple does fit greatly.

[terse ibex]

Burple

[rose light]

wait a sec i think that’s the same one i use lmaooo, no wonder it looked familiar

[dark yarrow]

Indeed

[terse ibex]

Really

Mod tells you to stop and you reply "mad"

[brittle cave]

why the fuck

didnt you get warned

[slim totem]

Maybe because you were asked to stop and you did not. You then decided to shitpost more here which helps nothing. Anyway

[fossil osprey]

size#3080 has been muted in this channel.

[brittle cave]

so

did you warn em?

[daring dome]

@edgy bobcat alrighty that's pog
I will think about what she's holding

[edgy bobcat]

Oki

[daring dome]

And you@calm stag
That is very epic

[brittle cave]

@summer python very sus, great art

[summer python]

Thank you

Now idk if i do heavy or engineer

[brittle cave]

engi would be cool

but do what u want honestly

[terse ibex]

When the engineer is acting sus

[calm stag]

thanks ^^

[calm stag]

thank you :)

[summer python]

imma do the engineer then

[terse ibex]

Cool

[uncut path]

nooo i dont want to go to horny jail

you cant do this to me

https://tenor.com/view/crying-black-guy-meme-sad-gif-11746329

[terse ibex]

Go to horny jail sniper main

(I'm a sniper main also )

[uncut path]

i main amby spy now 😎

thats even worse now im a weeb

[terse ibex]

Spyshhehshdhenchehddh

Spy sappin my dispenser

[summer python]

ffs engineer has too many details

[uncut path]

im so good at this game dude

eggineer is ez to draw

[terse ibex]

Just draw mog us with hard hat

[summer python]

draw amogus engineer

[uncut path]

ok

[summer python]

fuck i need to make it bigger

[terse ibex]

Imagine using ambassador instead of any other spy gun

[uncut path]

diamondback hah

[terse ibex]

Get wheatly sapper

Best sapper

[uncut path]

expensive

[summer python]

[terse ibex]

Blue engineer with orange hat and logo

How

[uncut path]

hes sus

[summer python]

me with my wooden pencils

[amber escarp]

ew

[summer python]

i tried to do heavy but i didnt put enough effort

he ended up looking like he shat himself

[uncut path]

i have decent aim with it ok
revolver bullet spread is the bane of my existence

nah he just had chocolate in his pocket and it melted

[amber escarp]

spy tho

[summer python]

im only proud of my medic drawing

not that its amazing

[uncut path]

i was going to find the market listing for the circling heart grimm hatte but i guess someone bought it for $400

[summer python]

imma be able to play tf2 tomorrow

hopefully will get drops cos i just started ;|

[uncut path]

get drops and trade for shit on scrap.tf

or just get a $25 steam gift card and skip to unusual trading 😎

[amber escarp]

grimm hattes pretty highish toer

[summer python]

cries in poor and new to tf2 market

[amber escarp]

you trade?

[uncut path]

not anymore

was kinda good at it for someone who started with only $10 but that failed

[summer python]

$usd

susd

[uncut path]

anyway if youre looking to make profit or get some dream item shit either get a job or just buy and resell things

or be like a normal person and just buy everything you want
though normal items are good too idk why people think unusual = good lololol

[summer python]

ill just keep playing

i dont really give a shit about cosmetics

[proven jolt]

space chick

[uncut path]

Xx pro soldier main xX #192481294 might change your mind about that
but good idea
dont be like me and waste money

damn

she kinda reminds me of evangelion ngl

that lady from EoE
i dont know how though lol they dont look anything alike

[amber escarp]

too late

[amber escarp]

@edgy bobcat but have you seen a solar eclipse

[edgy bobcat]

Yes

[visual thorn]

Thx

[amber escarp]

solar eclipses are great

[harsh patio]

Shading or no shading? (im dogshit at it)

ping me an answer I most likely wont respond otherwise

[azure valve]

@harsh patio Looks better with shading in my opinion, you should improve the shading a bit more but looks awesome.

[summer python]

Me looking for the shading

[harsh patio]

If you could give me any examples ideas, that would be awesome!

[azure valve]

Well i'm not really an artist sadly so i cannot provide such thing in terms of self work or a good explanation

[harsh patio]

[azure valve]

But i guess you could take others work as an idea

[harsh patio]

true

[azure valve]

Sorry

[terse ibex]

plagiarism

[azure valve]

Taking examples isn't plagiarism

Unless you straight up copy the whole work

[terse ibex]

That's something a plagiarist would say

[azure valve]

@edgy bobcat That's really cute i like the colors.

[edgy bobcat]

Ty!

[harsh patio]

@primal canyon Do your homework >:D

[primal canyon]

I will TvT I was bored and procrastinating, it's just English shit and it's supposed to be in by tomorrow bc teachers are supposed to have all their grades in by next Monday.

[primal canyon]

Damn I can't argue with that

[terse ibex]

Just to be funny nitpicker

Putting 106 next to 079 is a terrible idea

[harsh patio]

Hes not wrong though

they kinda are uh

geniuses

[azure valve]

Putting any threat near 079 is a terrible idea

[harsh patio]

I turned off the line layers and this actually looks good for some reason

[summer python]

Where is he

[harsh patio]

hm?

[primal canyon]

That's pretty funny yeah, I probably should've thought that through.

[summer python]

096 and 173 in the same room

[harsh patio]

How do you get that beta tester shit

[harsh patio]

[summer python]

Trolling

The class d cleaning the container

[harsh patio]

oh no

its time to draw the enviorment

shit uhh

[azure valve]

Moon

[harsh patio]

welp im fucked

this is mars

[azure valve]

🌑

[summer python]

Blank empty void

[harsh patio]

not moon

[azure valve]

Oh

[harsh patio]

its mars

[summer python]

Like all black beyond the horizon line

[harsh patio]

no its orange horizon

and yelo

[azure valve]

Orange rock

[summer python]

Mars atmosphere?

[harsh patio]

yes

[summer python]

Ohhh

Sounds fun

[harsh patio]

shit wrong image

[azure valve]

🪐

[summer python]

Ive never been to mars tho

So i cant really say

[harsh patio]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-apple-with-a-face-roblox-r-him-gif-21178230

[azure valve]

It's cold

[summer python]

Like canada?

[harsh patio]

this is mars

[azure valve]

Perhaps

[summer python]

Blank orange yellow sky

[azure valve]

Orange desert

[harsh patio]

sand

[azure valve]

And pee sky

[harsh patio]

ah yes

pee sky

[summer python]

Put more attention on orange powder sticking to the astronaut's suit

Just like on the moon

[harsh patio]

yes

I have that

[summer python]

The small dust sticks to things

Yes

Now make more rocks

[harsh patio]

ok

[summer python]

Then you would be done

[harsh patio]

nope

I still need to do double shading

with is the opposite

[summer python]

Wat

[harsh patio]

so lighting

luckily i have ebic tuortle

[summer python]

Good luck

[harsh patio]

this masing tutorila

[uncut path]

wh at

[harsh patio]

ta hw

[harsh patio]

Fuck it im doing this tommoroe

my anxiety and sleep deprivation is killing me and im at a breaking point

[amber escarp]

get a sleep schedule

a good one

[harsh patio]

I have a really good one

I just, I dont know, always feel tired

even though I have 8+ hr sleep

man I didnt wanna do any of this space shit until school

I was learning beginner shit and then I have to do this?

Even worse, I need to do fucking 5 more of theese

In 11 days

[amber escarp]

hmmmmm

y

[harsh patio]

schools an asshole

[azure valve]

Relatable

[harsh patio]

Ima be honest with you, I just started learning how to draw; always had a sense of drawing before, but this is like good art stuff. I wanted to learn at this slow pace but im the kind of person to want to get something done + easily ticked off

I wanted to learn shit step by step, but I feel im always in a constant rush

fuck this, im going to sleep + this aint even a venting channel

I don’t even know what i’m saying

[quaint barn]

maybe try drawing for fun more and not for school

i mean obviously you'll still have that assignment to do but

[harsh patio]

I have been trying to that for so fucking long

but not able to what so ever

I made this whole plan for drawing for fun

but second im about to get my game on

I am beaten the shit out of by school (not physically)

[terse ibex]

Maybe focus on school first then do everything out after

I dunno

[quaint barn]

yeah

getting the school thing out of the way first will clear up everything

[primal canyon]

I finished my homework 😎

[heady ridge]

Compression is a bruh

[ornate belfry]

Robin

[thin copper]

good morning

[thin copper]

i said good morning dammit

[brittle cave]

fuck it

bad morning

[tawdry karma]

fuck it

[brittle cave]

y'all couldn't behave

[tawdry karma]

TERRIBLE morning

DEVESTATING morning

[brittle cave]

INCONCEIVABLEY HORRIBLE morning

[thin copper]

this is so sad

unfathomably disappointing morning

[tawdry karma]

Have a INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE AND TORTUROUS morning

[thin copper]

she has done nothing to deserve this

[tawdry karma]

She will soon.

[thin copper]

oopsie

[tawdry karma]

See?

[summer python]

Mornign

[thin copper]

she made a mistake is all

[tawdry karma]

Ah I see

Never mind then

[thin copper]

plotting to steal the declaration of independence

silly melody

[harsh patio]

.-.

[daring dome]

@thin copper

[daring dome]

@thin copper

[thin copper]

no way i just saved that image to use

[daring dome]

Le epically prankf

[thin copper]

that’s a little fruity ngl

[daring dome]

And?

Complain all you want

You can't unkiss my lips

[daring dome]

Anyhow
You doing good making stuff without the tablet?

[thin copper]

eh i guess

haven’t been doing digital stuff, just sketches for now

[daring dome]

Hmmm

Yens

[thin copper]

my aunt (rich) is ordering me a kickass tablet though

[daring dome]

My aunt(richj [real billionare {owner of xbox} ] )

[thin copper]

right yeah

even though i don’t play xbox

“i have the oldest xbox known to man 😰”

[daring dome]

You have uno
You have unooo,you fucking dick!

[thin copper]

i don’t have fucking uno!

[daring dome]

Good god that is old

[thin copper]

y’all please commission me so i can upgrade from the original xbox 💔

[daring dome]

Yeeah

My aunt had one of those

But it was transparent

The controllers too

[thin copper]

oh yeah

[daring dome]

Fuckin

Most of the games were in spanish

[thin copper]

do i play playstation?

yeah......................

[daring dome]

And like 5 year old me and my sister and cousins didn't know how to change it

[daring dome]

Gaming

[thin copper]

fuck

[daring dome]

Psh

[thin copper]

since i’ve been on vacation my nintendogs are probably fucken dead

[daring dome]

Nicr nails loser

[thin copper]

die

[daring dome]

I bet you let them actually grow

Check this shit out

[thin copper]

they’re pink now

[daring dome]

Fucking

My finger appereantly is explicit

According to the bot

[thin copper]

pffff

peepee finger

[daring dome]

There

Quality nails

[thin copper]

christ

[daring dome]

Don't ask why my pointer finger one is white like that

I do not know either

[amber escarp]

Why are they so small

[daring dome]

I bite em

[thin copper]

loser asf

[daring dome]

Psh

Imagine letting your nails grow

[amber escarp]

Bite em all you want they arent supposed to be that small

[thin copper]

they’re acrylics dawg

[daring dome]

Fuckin clawed animal smh my head

[daring dome]

Don't care
Didn't ask
Plus,you're white

[thin copper]

you made her sad

[daring dome]

Good

That's one less loose end

[thin copper]

i’m native

white yes but

[daring dome]

Alright let me rephrase that

Don't care
Didn't ask
Plus you're caucasian

[terse ibex]

Same thing different race

[thin copper]

my dad is brown, my mom is white. i am whole-wheat

[daring dome]

When no melanin inherited

[thin copper]

it’s a filter 😎

i’m literally a tangerine because my dad gave me warm undertones

my MOM however-

[daring dome]

Go on

[thin copper]

ghost

[daring dome]

Pale

Oh lord

Breakfast time

[thin copper]

mom shoulder moment

[thin copper]

i had coffee. and croissant

[daring dome]

Im having

A slice of bologna on bread

And soda

[thin copper]

i had your mom

[daring dome]

Clearly my breakfast is better

[thin copper]

dad arm moment

bologna is the adam sandler of meat

[daring dome]

I

What

[terse ibex]

I hate whoever spelt bologna

[daring dome]

What does that mean

[thin copper]

buhloagnuh

[amber escarp]

Type of meat

[daring dome]

Oh it turns out it's not just bologna on bread

There is also cheese

[thin copper]

bologna is terrible

[amber escarp]

^

[daring dome]

You're terrible

[amber escarp]

Youre brazilian

[daring dome]

Sir

[thin copper]

that’s not what your dad said

[daring dome]

This is is breakfast and dinner

[thin copper]

dinner?

damn bitch you eat like this?

[daring dome]

Dinner can usually be just two sandwiches

[amber escarp]

Bologna isnt food

[daring dome]

Burger most likely

[thin copper]

i’m genuinely scared of you

[daring dome]

If not then it's lunch leftovers

Or mom makes some couscous

[thin copper]

i had coffee and croissant. you’re having a fuchigk sandwich and soda

it’s 8am

[daring dome]

Elaborate

O god the lag

[thin copper]

you eat bologna. and soda. for breakfast

[daring dome]

And?

If not bologna then its sausage or egg sandwich

[thin copper]

maybe it’s because breakfast is my favorite meal, but i’d blow an elderly before i pull that shit

[daring dome]

Lunch is gonna be either rice or pasta

[terse ibex]

Imagine not drinking soda at 8am

[thin copper]

idk about lunch. we’re on the road all day

[daring dome]

And dinner as i said is usually just two burgers

Leftovers

Or actually food

[thin copper]

i want a corndog so bad

i love corndogs more than certain relatives of mine

[terse ibex]

Buy one

[daring dome]

Are corndogs the same as sausage rolls?

[thin copper]

oh yes but of course

done and done lemme pull over and pull one out of my ass

[daring dome]

Man

Last time i was in a highway my aunt ran over a dog

[thin copper]

my first day of school last year there was a dead cat in the road

[daring dome]

[thin copper]

[daring dome]

Oh good heavens

That isn't pleasant

[thin copper]

not in the slightest

there’s a cat across the street

his owners never let him inside poor baby

[daring dome]

😠

[thin copper]

i pet him for the first time a while ago and he tried following me back into my house

[daring dome]

Aight but did you let it?

[thin copper]

mom closed the door before he could

[daring dome]

Damnb

[amber escarp]

Once a truck transporting what looked like hotdog filling started leaking

That was fun

[thin copper]

then he started meowing for me to let him in or come back

[daring dome]

Ow

[thin copper]

my poor baby

[amber escarp]

Why didnt you pet em

[daring dome]

Convince thyne mother

[thin copper]

i did pet him

[daring dome]

Steal the cat from neighbors

[thin copper]

he’s someone else’s cat i can’t steal him. wish i could

[amber escarp]

But more

[thin copper]

i pet him a bunch

[daring dome]

If they're leaving it outside is it really theirs though?

[amber escarp]

Legitimately asm the neighbor to adopt em

[daring dome]

[amber escarp]

Outdoor cats are a thing

[thin copper]

he was super sweet

[amber escarp]

And laws

[thin copper]

yeah but. he’s ALWAYs outside. even in the rain

[amber escarp]

Oh

Ya thats not ok

[thin copper]

other day it was storming and poor baby was laying on their porch getting soaked

[daring dome]

Chilintoo feeding a stray cat on a certain spot like everyday doesn't make it yours

You're giving food to a stray cat yes

[thin copper]

yeah there’s strays that come into our backyard

[daring dome]

But that aint ownsership

So technically

[thin copper]

there’s a smokey looking tan one i named murder mittens

[amber escarp]

You could prolly get abuse charges on em

[daring dome]

YOU@thin copper
Could claim him

Maybe

[thin copper]

mayhaps

[daring dome]

I think

[thin copper]

my dad hates cats though

[amber escarp]

Cats are great

[thin copper]

my sister has two

[daring dome]

Your dad sucks

[amber escarp]

Why do they hate em

[daring dome]

[thin copper]

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM they’re such good babies

[amber escarp]

Yes

[daring dome]

Da

[thin copper]

this is luna

she’s so small

[amber escarp]

Aw

[thin copper]

and thor

[amber escarp]

Well now i have to find cat pics

[daring dome]

Incredible

[thin copper]

thor is such a sweetheart

he’s timid as hell though. super shy

[thin copper]

but both are super cuddly

[thin copper]

BABY

[terse ibex]

Da baby?

Less go

[thin copper]

i have. a soft spot for aminals

wait lemme find my doggy

[daring dome]

Ayo

@thin copper you kinda look like the battlepass

[thin copper]

she was older than me djsbsjbdjwdn

[thin copper]

ayo

[terse ibex]

Forknite battlepass

I know what skin they are referring to

[thin copper]

she was a siberian husky

[thin copper]

oh fuck

[terse ibex]

Rick and Morty forknite

[daring dome]

Dick an jorty

Fortnt

[thin copper]

mick and shorty

[daring dome]

Bro slur

Haram

Evil

[thin copper]

what

[daring dome]

Don't call short people shorty smh

Thats heightist

[thin copper]

average gang

[daring dome]

We're bone length deficent

[thin copper]

🧍‍♀️

how’s the weather

[terse ibex]

Imagine being short

[thin copper]

not i

at least i don’t think idk

[daring dome]

Need to recheck my height these days

Its been a while

Aren't your parents wondering who you're talking to btw?

[thin copper]

short people

[daring dome]

Every single time im typing they're like

[terse ibex]

"Don't worry mom I'm talking to short people"

[daring dome]

"Oh who you're talking to?"

[terse ibex]

who you're talking to

[daring dome]

As if i were about to give away my social security number

[thin copper]

they’re in the front seat

[terse ibex]

My mom does that to fuck with me sometimes

It is quite humorous

[thin copper]

i always say a school friend

[thin copper]

right

y’all aren’t knowing shit about shit

[daring dome]

Huh?

[terse ibex]

Guys what is your credit card info

Asking for a friend

[daring dome]

Uhh

[terse ibex]

[daring dome]

I don't have cred card

[thin copper]

crocs

[daring dome]

Nor bank account

FUCKING CROCS

[thin copper]

purple ones even

purple has slowly been growing on me

i’ve always hated it

[daring dome]

Your shoe license is being revoked

[thin copper]

i only got them because my feet were killing me man

[daring dome]

On a car

[thin copper]

what

[daring dome]

How foot hurt

Oh wait you were at uh

A park or smth

Right?

[thin copper]

universal studios

yes

[daring dome]

Ye

Them

I see

Oh fucking hell im using data

Goddamn it i forgot to turn wifi on

[brittle cave]

you are going to drown in bills

[daring dome]

What

[thin copper]

we are children

[daring dome]

Why would that be the case?

[brittle cave]

you said you were using data, no?

[daring dome]

Yes but thats not how data works

There's a limit duh

[brittle cave]

what

that cap is imposed by the person who has the data

you could not have a cap and stream for seemingly forever

[daring dome]

The cap is imposed by the data plan we bought

[brittle cave]

and then drown in bills

[daring dome]

You dingus

You fucking fool

[brittle cave]

Well I didn't read the fine print of your contract

you genuine buffoon

[thin copper]

🚪 🚶‍♀️

[brittle cave]

you literal nutsack

[daring dome]

You oughta have some cringe way of how data works over there

[brittle cave]

tf you mean

pretty sure the br*'ish aren't the only ones who came up with taxing the shit of of you

[terse ibex]

The way date works is you have a cap sent by the provider and if you use more they charge your ass

[daring dome]

You pick a plan
You pay the plan
You get your chip for phone calls and the data
Both have a limit depending on the plan you bought
And if it runs out then you wait until th next month for it to recharge

[daring dome]

Sir
I am not north American

[brittle cave]

I know you aren't North american

your name is argux dumbass

[terse ibex]

What country are you

[daring dome]

Yo mama

So fat she a whole continent

[brittle cave]

yo amam so fat she buger

[terse ibex]

Yo ma so fa she is u

[daring dome]

The door is locked and i ate the key

[brittle cave]

we got two option

[thin copper]

🚪🧍‍♀️

fuck

[brittle cave]

1. wait for you to relieve yourself and then get the key

2. kill you and get the key

3. break door

[terse ibex]

Or

Cut them open

Like in saw

Alive

[brittle cave]

the good ending

[daring dome]

4. I dropkick you

[terse ibex]

Then they just walk it off

[thin copper]

🏃‍♀️ 💨 🚪

🧎‍♂️🏌️‍♀️

[brittle cave]

🚪

option 5

nuke the door

[daring dome]

Anyhow
Tree

[brittle cave]

Mmm

Tree indeedy

[thin copper]

so true

[amber escarp]

Stupid baby

[jade flame]

That’s not a cat

I think

[terse ibex]

You've been cat fished

[jade flame]

What the fuck guys

Not cool

[amber escarp]

Its a cat

It just looks weird because its wet

[thin copper]

AHHHH

KITTIES!!!

[terse ibex]

Chinese food

😋

(Cat is Chinese food)

(Troll)

[thin copper]

my friends bunny

[terse ibex]

Big bunny

[jade flame]

Dinner

[thin copper]

clyde is not dinner

i have eaten rabbit before though, in gumbo

it’s good

[jade flame]

Clyde needs to give me a persuasive essay on why I shouldn’t satiate my hunger

[thin copper]

he is a good boy

[jade flame]

Never had rabbit tho, it weird a me out idk

[terse ibex]

Consume him

You need to max out your hunger stat

[thin copper]

do not eat clyde please he’s just a little baby