meme-zone

[slim nacelle]

I'm thick in the places that matter

[north iris]

bro you live in a different country

of course you do

[final swallow]

you're 6'0 mf

[north iris]

the height average for men here is 172 cm

[ocean locust]

that's tall dumbass

[hollow onyx]

bro can I get uppies

[sand oriole]

tf does

uppies mean

[final swallow]

im 6'1 and one of the shortest people in my class

[north iris]

sure thing lil buddy

[ocean locust]

gioni you live under a bridge

[hollow onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-the-day-of-reckoning-gif-19655212

[final swallow]

you guys are just shorties

[ocean locust]

uppies means lifting someone

[old steeple]

2 month before if i was shaved bald

[slim nacelle]

can you help me reach the top shelf

[north iris]

thats under a rock

[old steeple]

i was look like mussoliny

[sand oriole]

i dont speak english in my daily life

[north iris]

nozdrim where the fuck do you live

[sand oriole]

fuck you want

[final swallow]

its not

[old steeple]

1 year before i was looking like kingpin

[final swallow]

europe

[old steeple]

from gdr side

[slim nacelle]

Europeans

[old steeple]

or from germany

[north iris]

the male height average here is 5'6

[north iris]

I AM 6'0

Think about what that does to a man

[old steeple]

from soviet germany

[north iris]

think about the doors i can't fit in

[old steeple]

or nato germany side

[final swallow]

short country

lol

[old steeple]

eastern or western

[sand oriole]

bro the wall fell like 20 years ago

😭

[final swallow]

im 6'1 and one of the shortest people round here

[ocean locust]

dude you're a tree and you live in a forest

[old steeple]

My granpa was going to that wall

to nato side

[stuck hazel]

how do i join the game server

[old steeple]

it was his job so

[viral grove]

Saw this shit on Tiktok, it's truly something good I saw on tiktok since months ago

[slim nacelle]

don't

[stuck hazel]

why

[slim nacelle]

i dunno

[hollow onyx]

how the fuck did that get me

[viral grove]

no idea

[slim nacelle]

this is like 2015 humor and it's peak

[hollow onyx]

we peaked 10 years ago

[old steeple]

still funny tho

[slim nacelle]

too real

[old steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-cipher-gravity-falls-hello-chat-hi-chat-gif-11054194576899293394

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[old steeple]

so ist spooktober

right?

[slim nacelle]

ye

[old steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-fingers-adventure-time-creepy-deer-deer-fingers-gif-18260564935894865155

heheheeh

[slim nacelle]

freaky deer

[slim nacelle]

I was there for music.ly and vine

[hollow onyx]

peak time

[slim nacelle]

the TIMELINE

HE SURVIVES

[old steeple]

DALEKS AGAIN?

or the doctor

[old steeple]

WOULD YOU HAVE SOME TEA?

[slim nacelle]

never trust an r6 siege player

[hollow onyx]

for the TK or the CBT?

[slim nacelle]

both + ubisoft game

[errant jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-26001047

[brave remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/gumshoe-detective-gumshoe-here-i-come-gif-25822821

[slim nacelle]

DICK GUMSHOE!?

[ionic acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/gumshoe-dick-gumshoe-ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-good-night-gif-4344580503075097630

[final swallow]

That one batman assistant named dick:

[fallen lake]

hey id check all three alr

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ss13-skeleton-melted-scientist-finally-gif-10771562045590888246

[hollow onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-free-at-last-gif-16540187345396093382

[fallen lake]

maybe im just a serial killer ig i dunno

[slim nacelle]

nothing wrong with a little mental instability

[fallen lake]

you play the breach gamemode?

[old steeple]

Sometimes

yea

[tiny cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/244236399421685771/1292554284382031974/Shoe_tf2-2.mov?ex=6704287b&is=6702d6fb&hm=5243814fb2b9649a746ad16cf28f4606160bf677f8985fb32d24595202215f33&

[wind spindle]

lowk rewatched it recently and it is still good

[old steeple]

yep

[old steeple]

but know he is back

[hollow onyx]

casinos are just charities istg

[viral grove]

Medic went the hardest

[spiral seal]

trump if he knew how to campaign properly:

[hollow plinth]

Why tho?
I'm still mentally doing well

And I'm a guy

[old halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778640054137389097/1170521979762266132/freeze.gif?ex=6559588b&is=6546e38b&hm=e4454cdadf2564b6c4bfa2cf30f71e7397c21f686c984b8e095376f2cd01ae59&

[slim nacelle]

sorry man i dont make the rules

[hollow plinth]

Ok

[tiny cypress]

you only needed 2 of the 3 things

[hollow plinth]

But I have all 3

[tiny cypress]

you only mentioned 2

[hollow plinth]

Tho I don't religiously play rw

[obsidian hollow]

You know what was even more peak time?

[old steeple]

@modest flint

Im about bald rabbit

[modest flint]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-withrock-gif-27341353

[old steeple]

it's pretty normal one

there's scarier

[hollow onyx]

the time we spend with eachother?

[sand oriole]

do you even do that

do you e-hold hands in dms

or is this all just a gig, a game, a facade

[normal ether]

[slim nacelle]

We could’ve been so good together

We could’ve lived this dance together

But now, who’s gonna dance with me?

[obsidian hollow]

every second i think of you, let alone the time we spend together

[hollow plinth]

Pedro is now a jpg instead of a exe

[worldly tusk]

how are these made

[undone nacelle]

I don't know, I found it in tiktok

[worldly tusk]

Its pika ai I just looked it up

[hollow plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044830805811273748/1292580412476100711/image.png?ex=670440d1&is=6702ef51&hm=8c3e1543f882e6a01e8965fde7c8e1c8613e66c45e3c5b2fbd370f054fcd05f2&

[hollow onyx]

AI

[tepid tartan]

Break the cycle

[hollow plinth]

No

Amazing Halloween pfp tbh

[tiny cypress]

red

[hollow plinth]

Yes

[slim nacelle]

you should get a spooky pfp

[hollow onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-22134605

[hollow plinth]

No

I can't

[hollow onyx]

draw angry eyebrows on the cat

that'll be the spooky pfp

[hollow plinth]

I don't do Halloweens

So nope

[hollow plinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890384741579235390/1088984437582217386/image0-48.gif

[north iris]

SCP 457

[obsidian hollow]

Yokoso

[hollow plinth]

Idk

♻️

[plain grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084898414841561210/1115917297685647390/3D6E03BE-CE05-4BA3-BA3E-5C1468871292.gif

[hollow plinth]

?

[slim nacelle]

that's actually tragic

[hollow plinth]

I don't think it is

It's normal

I also don't like doing birthdays

[noble axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268948227433041995/1289236713016791200/Screenshot_20240923_201723_Instagram.png?ex=6703f441&is=6702a2c1&hm=3c9bac4e6b17f9bafdd9ed13a994b450e04c1209fc4c2339b67a6094952b487f&

[hollow plinth]

Amazing fruit

I love this

[tiny cypress]

you probably dont even think santa is real

[hollow plinth]

I dont

[slim nacelle]

Bro has no joy in his life 😭

[cursive halo]

OFFICER DOWN

[hollow plinth]

Also isn't Christmas a religious thing?

[slim nacelle]

WHAT

[tiny cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609985878689054748/1289086094389936179/ezgif.com-crop_19.gif

[hollow plinth]

I mean I personally don't like doing these

[slim nacelle]

What do you do!?

[tiny cypress]

so what. are you now going to say that the flying spaghetti monster inst real

[slim nacelle]

LMAO

[cursive halo]

brotha weeps

[hollow plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1284207428388524082/car_key.mp4?ex=67041d5e&is=6702cbde&hm=252319ab2ff036ab60185ecde0b20025c3a1983aa7a616b2b35a43587e9cc098&

[slim nacelle]

He's just sad 😭

[tiny cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/yumenikki-saveth3world-yume-nikki-yume-nikki-meme-yume-nikki-dance-gif-12500938510385855124

[hollow plinth]

Yes it aint

AtLeast in my view

[slim nacelle]

Do you like any kind of holiday!?

[tiny cypress]

i dont need your regognition. the state already do that for me

[slim nacelle]

of course it's arizona

[hollow plinth]

Idk
The new year, Eid annnnd
Idk

[brave remnant]

it sort of is. the idea behind it is celebrating Jesus's birth; however, there are a lot of sources that indicate he was born on September.

[umbral ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764876364511051796/1292506535884357683/IMG_6314.png?ex=6703fc03&is=6702aa83&hm=e4c1d5f2e50dcb0ce08e20980b6aa20bb94414afdaa2978270bea740c5acc9a6&

[spiral seal]

That's why we celebrate the 21st night of september

[hollow plinth]

Cat in the air

[hollow plinth]

Damn
Y'all don't know?

[gusty crater]

a lot of christmas traditions are also older than christianity

[brave remnant]

I know

[hollow plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268948227433041995/1289236713016791200/Screenshot_20240923_201723_Instagram.png?ex=6703f441&is=6702a2c1&hm=3c9bac4e6b17f9bafdd9ed13a994b450e04c1209fc4c2339b67a6094952b487f&

Whar

[spiral seal]

Yeah, Santa didn't invent unpaid labor

[hollow plinth]

Sans

[spiral seal]

Never heard of 'em

[brave remnant]

Santa exists btw if you don't think so I hope you get coal

[gusty crater]

same with easter

[hollow plinth]

Celebrating Birthdays feels like celebrating 1 year going away from your life

[hollow plinth]

Ok

Is Easter also a religious thing or no?

[spiral seal]

Is being closer to death not a cause for celebration?

[gusty crater]

yes

[brave remnant]

Easter Sunday

[hollow plinth]

Random thing then?

Or is important

[hollow plinth]

Idk
It's not

[brave remnant]

no it's a holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus

[hollow plinth]

Ok

[slim nacelle]

idk about any of this religious stuff I just celebrate holidays because i like partys

[gusty crater]

funny how both are pagan holidays that christianity just incorporated

[hollow plinth]

Christianity lore

[brave remnant]

Bible lore goes hard ngl

[hollow plinth]

That's kinda the reason why I don't celebrate them

Or do anything

[gusty crater]

they're a good excuse to spend time with family

[brave remnant]

do you guys celebrate leif erikson day

[gusty crater]

no

[slim nacelle]

i've never heard of that

[brave remnant]

wtf why is he evil

[gusty crater]

we don't celebrate it despite the fact he's from my country

or was, iceland isnt norwegian anymore (lame)

[hollow plinth]

Idk

[slim nacelle]

My family is both extremely religious in that we celebrate both jewish and christian holidays, and not religious at all outside of those holidays

[hollow plinth]

Same

[slim nacelle]

THE HAIR!

[brave remnant]

so messianic judaism

[spiral seal]

What hair?

[hollow plinth]

Mozzarella cheese

[spiral seal]

His mustache?

[slim nacelle]

THE BULB ON HIS HEAD

[spiral seal]

Yeah, it's called fashion

Ever heard of it?

[slim nacelle]

WHAT GRACE!

[hollow plinth]

He is having an idea

I think

[slim nacelle]

TRULY A FABULOUS MAN

[spiral seal]

I think somebody might be jealous

[spiral seal]

oh nvm ur cool

[brave remnant]

why does this go hard

[hollow plinth]

Megamind

[spiral seal]

Suleiman the Magnificent was a hard dude.

[slim nacelle]

I wish I could be so magnificient 😭

[hollow plinth]

H.A.R.D

[brave remnant]

H - wish I was him fr
A
R
D

[hollow plinth]

Eudvishfirbe

[slim nacelle]

you just know this dude gamer rages harder than anybody else

[hollow plinth]

Are there any good rage games?

[umbral ravine]

sl

[ocean locust]

rain world

[hollow plinth]

I kinda wanna know my patience

[hollow plinth]

Completed that on mobile so Idk

[hollow plinth]

Already play it

[spiral seal]

Good in what sense?

[ocean locust]

this motherfucker plays everything on mobile

[spiral seal]

If you mean "good" as in enjoyable, it doesn't exist

[brave remnant]

trying to get wii sports medals

[hollow plinth]

That it will make me rage

[slim nacelle]

He doesn't celebrate holidays and plays exclusively on mobile

[hollow plinth]

I do play stuff on my pc

[slim nacelle]

*prefers mobile

[hollow plinth]

Yej

[ocean locust]

not a real human being

[hollow plinth]

Weird individual

[hollow plinth]

Yes
I'm a cryptid

[tiny cypress]

the gnome of geroma

[slim nacelle]

he was born on the cob

[noble axle]

pear

[spiral seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-fire-writing-heat-gif-25524005

[snow latch]

J

[slim nacelle]

Others merely adapted the corn

[noble axle]

j

[snow latch]

Sending this to my Israeli friend for commentary

[snow latch]

*J

[noble axle]

*j

[snow latch]

https://tenor.com/view/h-apple-apple-h-apple-gif-18834689

[sand oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052985543132196914/1292257280015990845/lv_0_20240929221019.mp4?ex=6703bca0&is=67026b20&hm=75d13b0632afe35b5714b9d433ebddf5c8dd63171fae40c3d21d57e642cbe450&

[opal moat]

corn for the corn throne

[hollow plinth]

[red palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964318155415633983/1292613663743672320/caption.gif

[ocean locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768552374473064448/1292548868218814556/laugh_og-7294694115197898014-no-watermark.mov?ex=67042370&is=6702d1f0&hm=00c5bba917876312875eb93f98180e90fa7202488122d6e63cd6e72de271f42b&

[slim nacelle]

what in gods name is that

[tiny cypress]

the E-class

[slim nacelle]

Either my humor is completely broken or this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[spiral seal]

☝️🤓 "Ermmm, acktuhally, Class-E personnel are a real thing, they're Foundation staff who are put under quarantine after being exposed to something anomalous"

[gusty crater]

I will put you under quarantine

[sharp agate]

At that point you can only pray

[slim nacelle]

I'm gonna expose you to something anomalous 🫶

[sharp agate]

Ya flamingonna die

[spiral seal]

Don't threaten me with a good time 😈

[slim nacelle]

🐟

sorry im not allowed to flirt anymore or i'll become more* cringe

[tiny cypress]

are you saying that is not an anomaly

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/trout-trout-gang-thumbs-up-funny-animal-awesome-gif-25706215

[slim nacelle]

HES AN SCP

THE SCURRIER

[tiny cypress]

i think he is just a dutch

[slim nacelle]

Ah that'll explain it

[sage musk]

"i can hardly approve of that"

[dry berry]

ГОЙДА

[willow terrace]

frr

[slim nacelle]

tf is he sayin

[spiral seal]

Oh fuck yeah

done

[stuck kiln]

we love desinc in this house

[slim nacelle]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last 48 hours

[lofty stirrup]

im glad somebody recognizes the server

everywhere else is like "wtf is glitches and tricks"

[stuck kiln]

😭

[slim nacelle]

desync has a server???

[stuck kiln]

yes.

[lofty stirrup]

yes but you have to google it

because he wants intelligent people in his discord, not stupid

[stuck kiln]

?

[lofty stirrup]

oh he must have changed it

it used to be google only

[slim nacelle]

I spelled his name wrong

[lofty stirrup]

i will warn you that the server is a dictatorship

[slim nacelle]

I'm not joining it 😄

[spiral seal]

What server isn't?

[ocean locust]

i'm desinc's top guy...

[slim nacelle]

discord servers are naturally dictatorships

[fallen lake]

what a mad lad

[ashen briar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[rare linden]

gremlin

[spiral seal]

Like it or hate it, this is the peak male physique.

[tiny cypress]

scp 783

[elfin pendant]

Yes thank you

[tulip mango]

People born in December still waiting for their birthday

https://tenor.com/view/sad-triste-hotel-transylvania-memes-gif-17815669965740676357

[willow terrace]

my parents were getting freaky during december

[tulip mango]

Santa came early that year

he came so soon his sack was practically empty

[tiny cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196540977830170780/1288181205002620999/Block_Fisho_-_1836165238665941409.gif

[lofty stirrup]

the most common birthdays are in september

meaning that it peaks around new years

[crystal light]

the chicken you fucking numbnut

[tiny cypress]

Pawns can't take from the front

[sand fossil]

I don’t get the joke

[wind spindle]

in parkour civilization, no one ever jumps the vertical for the beef

[viral grove]

FC 25 clubs ahh

[gloomy depot]

sounds about right

[crystal light]

wassup @viral grove

[gloomy depot]

[obsidian willow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133136332890329249/1292711395980349571/caption.gif?ex=6704bace&is=6703694e&hm=a7c903c0df510743f997cdeeb8fed73bca71867328aaf622ebf1ee0cc688ef2e&

[viral grove]

It's good, school at 9 AM

2 lessons said bye bye somehow

And 1 said bye bye at the end

[gloomy depot]

real

[hollow plinth]

https://youtube.com/shorts/MND79TI1DSI?si=lbZzYYAdpaz18wAx

[crystal light]

i wasnt being a dick

you are new member

so i post welcome new member

[old steeple]

bruh

it's just welcoming thing

[hollow plinth]

oh my mistakes

[hollow plinth]

thank you for welcome!

[hollow plinth]

https://youtube.com/shorts/V7KASWXeR5A?si=DLiNVgfNdFQefChe

[tiny cypress]

I will stop pressing on these links. I pray for whatever my feed will become

[tiny cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562790985135030272/1292183617837207552/226-5e316825-654d-4bcc-b4ae-b4ef8c28b037.png?ex=6704c986&is=67037806&hm=df619b071a6d2e50fbdda1e7ddebf5359022f54189524d4b9bbb228c62f7930a&

[hollow plinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsAWXY3e5m0

[fluid agate]

i can't with this shit man...

it's too funny...

[sand oriole]

Last 2 posts are bleak

[pastel zenith]

@honest steeple spoilers on flashing images and message warning

[honest steeple]

oh mb

[native wave]

holy shit simon cry of fear

[ashen briar]

libertarian

[opal moat]

the stufed animals i do own are locked away for my safety

[viral grove]

subtle foreshadowing

[indigo bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1290014763388244149/mematicMeme.gif

[hollow plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1292284421042343976/copy_F34A711A-D586-439A-8C08-B189AA8B3876.mov?ex=67047ea7&is=67032d27&hm=bd6e093f0f12b8f86316cb37c7d325fb9b278f27a8f239c90fc9c29da68cca0f&

[frank pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725789917694918857/1292815417735385120/Snapsave.app_-DA2V3kh6O8qqrEzu_mPq8WWXNWC.mp4?ex=67051bae&is=6703ca2e&hm=19b0db49633a2e344aae34a0eda3e1f08c2e85383bd7746aec56639f80ad5c16&

[unique talon]

july 47th, 2024

[sand oriole]

The second he said sulphur i knew

😔

[sand oriole]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/966444925489135696/1292833850032132227/GZPHpqiWEAAPswt.png?ex=67052cd9&is=6703db59&hm=dc13822d39b3afec1fd0c07f72c2cda3b2f8814b0d362220ec8fc45b21ab6663&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=548&height=676

[viral grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064981407006466140/1287550194564726864/freeze.gif

[summer wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690740819380142109/1292664235679154186/In_the_Thick_of_the_Library.mp4?ex=67048ee2&is=67033d62&hm=060cccc3a3c9c3be58ad072bcbc6edc2539cbb5eb8e5cc418f7a578e6f46d2da&

[gusty crater]

27 is too low

[raven dove]

eminem ahh rhymes

[gilded depot]

freakycent

[dawn heron]

Freddy Fazbear trying to freak the security guard

[slim nacelle]

Freddy Freakbear

[gusty crater]

Freaky Fred

[hollow plinth]

I like hagfish

It looks like worms

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/rogan-joe-alien-shock-arrival-gif-25711739

[hollow plinth]

That thing has a core like Tony stark?

I just searched up some gifs for hag fish and sending those here will definitely give me a warn

[sand oriole]

is he a pimp?

[dawn heron]

https://media.tenor.com/Ssm0K0aRxxkAAAAM/frieza-boxing-frieza.gif

[hollow plinth]

50 dirham

[sand oriole]

you know what they say

you can shoot 50cent 9 times and he'll be fine

[dawn heron]

They dont say that

[hollow plinth]

50 bones

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-gif-24806632

[sand oriole]

which one of these 2 colros fits better for strawberry yogurt

[hollow plinth]

The top one

[sand oriole]

o7

[hollow plinth]

Weed flavored yogurt

[dawn heron]

https://media.tenor.com/K1M_fOggE84AAAAM/frieza-dragon-ball.gif

[sand oriole]

only mrbeat vid i watched was the one where he got hunted by the army

but it wasnt the army

[dawn heron]

Mr veast

[sand oriole]

it was 3 guys from the chairforce

[hollow plinth]

Mr freak

[dawn heron]

https://media.tenor.com/Z3AFfxvtoT0AAAAM/weevil-unbelievable.gif

[gusty crater]

Mr Allegations

[sand oriole]

lunchys or whatever

i dont eat american food

[slim nacelle]

Mr Veil

[gusty crater]

pretty sure it can't even be sold in my country due to health code violations

[sand oriole]

i dont think it can be sold anywhere outside the US

[gusty crater]

yeah

[sand oriole]

because nobody would buy it

there's like 3 stores i know in my city

that have his chocolate

i broke one in half 2 months ago

the front one on the shelf

it's still there

nobody touched them

[slim nacelle]

I've never seen a mr beast bar or whatever they're called

[gusty crater]

I know of a grand total of 0 in mine

[slim nacelle]

what's he calling them

[sand oriole]

feastables

they taste so bad

[olive ether]

where are the memes

https://tenor.com/view/scout-memes-scout-tf2-me-when-memes-discord-channel-gif-26289461

[sand oriole]

there's way cheaper shit that tastes way better

[slim nacelle]

scroll up

[gusty crater]

love how both of his products sound like lunchable rip-offs (they literally are)

[feral creek]

Hi

İm new can someone teach me how to play

[slim nacelle]

they're rip-offs and then he sells them as being healthier

scummy business tactics

[sand oriole]

youtube has so many tutorials

[pulsar depot]

Look on yt

[slim nacelle]

don't

[pulsar depot]

So many tutorials

[sand oriole]

thats what i'm saying!!!

[feral creek]

Ok bye

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/do-gif-26136854

[pulsar depot]

That's how I started

[gusty crater]

healthier but is still a health code violation

• moldy cheese

[sand oriole]

saying you're healthier than generic american snacks is

[gusty crater]

and fucking prime

[sand oriole]

you can't lowball more than that

[slim nacelle]

I wouldn't trust anything mr beast makes

[gusty crater]

didnt he also sell raw burgers

[slim nacelle]

he what!?

[sand oriole]

he sold some burgers but nobody bought them so he shut down

chocholate prolly aint doing good either

since hes doing this new thing

[olive ether]

And when they did buy them, they were ass

[sand oriole]

will someone tell lil bro what a niche is

he fr trying to 1v1 mega corporations with worse products

[gusty crater]

worse and more expensive

[hollow plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276659537839128728/1292114184162775090/artworks-8wOOwFCTzo3tzIu0-ayrr2A-t500x500.jpg?ex=6705319b&is=6703e01b&hm=2c793de125ba70bb1654502175544641477ce29b121578f33569f1313ffea144&

[hollow plinth]

His organs are medium rare

[slim nacelle]

they're made out of noodles

[hollow plinth]

Noodles

[sand oriole]

that's a tough one

[slim nacelle]

wha

[hollow plinth]

Misinput

I was trying to send it somewhere else

[abstract nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/smogon-gif-24535313

[slim nacelle]

he found it

[hollow plinth]

Thingy

[hollow plinth]

This would make for a high quality pfp

[dawn heron]

What even is prime

[gusty crater]

some dumb drink logan paul and ksi made

haven't tried it and never will

[dawn heron]

Oh it's energy drink booooo

[gusty crater]

another thing i haven't tried and never will

[dawn heron]

Energy drinks have nothing over simply getting 8 hours of sleep

At a reasonable time

[sand oriole]

it's not an energy drink

it's something you drink after a workout to get hydrated

but its like

worse than any other already existing drink that does that

[gusty crater]

based on what literal doctors have said it sucks at being that too

yeah

[sand oriole]

or water

[dawn heron]

From what I read it still sounds like an energy drinks

[sand oriole]

you could eat 2 spoonsof salt and a bottle of water and get more from that than prime

[gusty crater]

I sure love "electrolytes"

[slim nacelle]

Electrolytes are the buzzword that all energy drinks use

[sand oriole]

i mean thas

thats their point

[slim nacelle]

have you ever seen a prime ad

[dawn heron]

Is electrolytes not just minerals

[sand oriole]

to a degree

its the thing that makes your muscles move

[dawn heron]

Electrolytes is brain

[gusty crater]

sodium and potassium basically

[dawn heron]

They put brain in the drink

[sand oriole]

one banana vs prime

begin

[dawn heron]

Banana: tasty

[sand oriole]

how many colors does prime have

[dawn heron]

None

[sand oriole]

bananas can be red blue and yellow

[sand oriole]

damn it's got the 80's synthwave gradient

[dawn heron]

Slop

[sand oriole]

thats a pretty tough one

[dawn heron]

Cat thing

[sand oriole]

the netherlands one hits different

[north iris]

prime netherlands

[sand oriole]

even the CS2 contaiment breach AWP skin????

they're mad

[gusty crater]

they should make a prime that tastes good and actually functions as a hydration drink

[sand oriole]

or just make a prime that tastes good

[sand oriole]

and not say its good for you

[gusty crater]

that too

[dawn heron]

They should just blow up Logan Paul

[gusty crater]

just be honest it is terrible for you

[dawn heron]

Blow him up blow him Up

[gusty crater]

true

[dawn heron]

Flat him

[tepid tartan]

They should blow up everyone

[brave remnant]

they should remove prime from the shelves because it sucks

[gusty crater]

obliterate him

[dawn heron]

Wrong!

[dawn heron]

Obliterate everyone but me so I can spend eternity looking At Birds

[gusty crater]

blow up everyone except me and people I like

[dawn heron]

Unfortunately if its my choice everyone but me goes 😔

[sand oriole]

do people like actually buy prime doe

[gusty crater]

atleast you get to look at birds

[sand oriole]

except 5 kids

[unique talon]

when you drink that ishowspeed prime

[dawn heron]

I get to look at 1000 chickadee

[gusty crater]

every bird in the world will be yours

[sand oriole]

ishowspeed drink

[brave remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/444650457294700556/1292877530545520714/twitter-1843089879405928448.mp4?ex=67055587&is=67040407&hm=f09eef1f9afd48a86427f24565b111aa42cb0e1dd3bccfc2aa4c28bcbb36f31f&

[sand oriole]

thats a youtuber branded drink

its as if in 1944 they had

zukov fanta

[dawn heron]

Every. Bird

[sand oriole]

😭

[gusty crater]

igetassaultedbyfans

[dawn heron]

Also wait 30 dollars for one prime bottle

[gusty crater]

yes, every. bird

[sand oriole]

prime aimt making it trough the inter-corp wars

[gusty crater]

an entire 3 course dinner vs 1 prime

[sand oriole]

when the us will go bankrupt and it's gonna get split up in company-owned feuds

prime will go first

[dawn heron]

When the US goes bankrupt I will rule it

[sand oriole]

that scene from the US civil war movie

where one cad is worth like 5000 usd

[gusty crater]

US will finally be good

[dawn heron]

The scene from real life where I rule America

[north iris]

wrong

[gusty crater]

correct

[dawn heron]

Kill this guy

[gusty crater]

as you wish

[sand oriole]

dee how will you go up againt the mcdonald estate

they wont really

surrender

[north iris]

dee is the unrightful leader

[dawn heron]

That's ok they will just die

[gusty crater]

wrong

[sand oriole]

pepsi probabbly kept a part of that soviet fleet

[dawn heron]

Wee gonna burn mcdonald

[gusty crater]

mcdonald sucks anyway

[dawn heron]

It sucks balls

[final swallow]

More like ass

[final swallow]

0/10 ragebait

[dawn heron]

It's the truth :/

[final swallow]

Ragebait

[gusty crater]

saying the truth about terrible food isnt ragebait

not my fault you like slop

[dawn heron]

I remember seeing someone get a burger from McDonalds once and being appalled by how awful it looked

[final swallow]

bait used to be believable guys

do better

[unique talon]

ooo you want to eat your cheese slop

[gusty crater]

homemade supremacy

[final swallow]

good job captain obvious

[dawn heron]

You don't even need homemade theres like 1000 better restaurants

[unique talon]

local restaurants always better

[final swallow]

my local restaurant is McDonald's

duh

[gusty crater]

local restaurants are better by far

[gusty crater]

chains don't count as local

[final swallow]

Restaurants that are very far don't count either

[hollow plinth]

People be like

[sand oriole]

4$ at mcdonalds gets me 2 burgers a soda and fries it could taste like shit i DO NOT care

[gusty crater]

american moment

[final swallow]

I'm anything but American

[gusty crater]

homemade is literally cheaper

[final swallow]

pffft

I can get 4 burgers and fries for that price

[unique talon]

4 dollar can get me a pizza

[final swallow]

I don't want to spend one hour cooking though

[gusty crater]

if you want cheap food, go homemade

[sand oriole]

yeah let me put my kitchen in my backpack when i go out with people

[gusty crater]

we all know you dont

[hollow plinth]

4 dollar can get me 5 litres of coke

[gusty crater]

sounds like a you problem

[final swallow]

shut up buddy

[sand oriole]

fast food haters when the food is fast

[gusty crater]

if you have time to argue with someone on discord, you have time to make food

[final swallow]

no I dont

[dawn heron]

That's true

[hollow plinth]

🪞

[final swallow]

I don't have the time or motivation

[dawn heron]

Ok get it then

[sand oriole]

terrible excuse

try again

[final swallow]

nuh uh

[dawn heron]

First get off discord

Then go make food

[hollow plinth]

Make your own food
It not hard

[final swallow]

I've been lazy for 2567 days in a row I'm not breaking the streak

[gusty crater]

perhaps they don't know how to

maybe thats why they dont want to

[final swallow]

Misinformation

[hollow plinth]

Pre historical Primate moment
His pfp checks out

[gusty crater]

Dr Freakboss

[final swallow]

I literally know how to cook

stop the ragebait

[hollow plinth]

Freaks from dying light

[final swallow]

0/10

[hollow plinth]

Then do it

[final swallow]

No

[hollow plinth]

Its not hard

[hollow plinth]

Yej

[final swallow]

Nuh uh

[sand oriole]

one omlette doesnt count as cooking..........

[hollow plinth]

Yej

[final swallow]

Nuh uh

[hollow plinth]

It aint

[final swallow]

I'm literally cooking right now but sure nerds

sure...

[sand oriole]

one second ago no time and motivation

now he's cooking

[hollow plinth]

I like making flatbreads when im lazy

[gusty crater]

didnt you just say you didnt have motivation

[final swallow]

I'm cooking frozen meals

easy dubs

[sand oriole]

you doing fuck all

[hollow plinth]

And using the leftovers

[gusty crater]

then you're not cooking

[sand oriole]

over is doing everything for you

bro will grab a root from the ground take a bite and say he's a cook

[hollow plinth]

Prison type shit

[sand oriole]

mystical fumble

[gusty crater]

the real fast food

[sand oriole]

i'd never type again if i were you

[hollow plinth]

Self proclaimed Cook

[final swallow]

Don't insult my low effort meals like that

[gusty crater]

funny, cause in norway prisoners actually need to cook their own food

so prisoners get better food

[final swallow]

Norway prisons being better than 80% of the world's regular lives

somebody take me to norway

[gusty crater]

that says more about the rest of the world

[hollow plinth]

How is Microwaving shit hard

[final swallow]

I'm cooking them not microwaving them bafoon

[hollow plinth]

Yes
"Cooking"

[final swallow]

I've spent a tiny bit of effort on slicing an onion

so I consider this cooking

Haters gonna hate

[frosty compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118114106352865290/1291717538320875573/AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.mp4?ex=670468f4&is=67031774&hm=0ea05d4bfb84940fc695548505fc210507dddcda1c8fb58a2b86413cf8419448&

[hollow plinth]

Thats just cutting

It like saying i cooked my friend's meal that he already made

[peak patio]

yummers

this bg3 btw?

[frosty compass]

what was the original article even supposed to be

[gusty crater]

yes

[peak patio]

at counting house rn i just stole the city's gold supply

[gusty crater]

nice

[final swallow]

mf I'm not spending 1 hour on a meal

[gusty crater]

imagine giving back the money

[final swallow]

haters gonna hate

[frosty compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762024753502093335/1291970066417455124/IMG_2798.png?ex=67055423&is=670402a3&hm=31fbe67a15ec9f17f5f7365b2a8b2ef93e2a423815417f52c844ced5d47bade9&

[peak patio]

had astarion as pure rogue and then realized gloomstalker rogue fighter is just objectively better in every sense

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-danny-devito-oh-my-god-i-get-it-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-1719969854406009304

[gusty crater]

it really is

rogue is pretty much just a 3 dip class

[dawn heron]

Donkey Kong also smoke weed...

[frosty compass]

diddy kong

[dawn heron]

Donkey

[slim nacelle]

Donkey Kong is just like me

[gusty crater]

Diddy Kong also smoke crack...

[frosty compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828999839168725053/1292836588346146906/IMG_4964.png?ex=67052f66&is=6703dde6&hm=528ff3a4039d6180b01c055510189c2e1b7b1f0a2f72cf9371822b6ab5b28dbd&

[gusty crater]

it says Donkey Kong also because Funky Kong is the one who gave him the weed

[dawn heron]

Futurewma.

[frosty compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828999906777497620/1292410691935797249/IMG_7457.png?ex=6704f440&is=6703a2c0&hm=e8a47e7b048aaf7d8b4b0d15337bda80374fd99a11320c2320778d987fa08bb6&

[slim nacelle]

need.

[gusty crater]

inside you there are 2 wolves

get them out

[dawn heron]

This but reverse what they keep

[frosty compass]

peak of matching clothes for couples

[final swallow]

Put on the pink hoodie with blue pants for maximum aura

[frosty compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1003328263478841454/1291949603515666542/v12044gd0000crv968vog65huq9m0gsg.mov?ex=67054114&is=6703ef94&hm=8c623b22e02e291832525d39decc61a4f39e0c1f8abe3fbab6f14d2b612f71ef&

[dawn heron]

They should team up to kill him

[frosty compass]

real

[gusty crater]

the middle part of his name checks out

[frosty compass]

Mongol?

don't diss them like that bro

[dawn heron]

Kill aamongold

Be sucks ass the world has no use for him

[gusty crater]

of course there is no use for him

he is a WoW player

[slim nacelle]

asmongold needs to be contained and monitored like an scp

[gusty crater]

watch him as much as he watches other peoples content

[slim nacelle]

We're doing testing to see if he naturally generates garbage in his living area

[gusty crater]

need to test if he has an aura around him that keeps others from entering too

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stink-gif-25676632

I hate how perfectly I'm able to picture things in my mind

I started gagging from thinking about how he smells

[forest parcel]

They would lose their home if they did that

[gusty crater]

was about to say they would get food but he's probably contaminated to the point even cockroaches die

[slim nacelle]

Asmongold and Cockroaches have a mutual relationship

He spreads garbage, they eat the garbage

and he lets them live

He's the perfect roach father

[gusty crater]

every other mans trash is asmongolds treasure

[final swallow]

Didn't asmongold use a dead rat as his alarm clock

[slim nacelle]

something like that...

[sand oriole]

the machine spirit

[vale relic]

Wasn’t he the same guy who said I hope they don’t make metal gear political

[slim nacelle]

I think so?

[vale relic]

Yeah never really like him

[frosty compass]

the black mold grows

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/995877007684554874/1292749214446780436/dCq9sHR5nlQQKOz7.mp4?ex=6704de06&is=67038c86&hm=825bb4a20f27e31e8d54e0d70351dfb79a5b12de2f26288aa39ce750d1368ebc&

[slim nacelle]

I don't know how he's still alive

[worldly tusk]

the mummy was a great movie

[hollow onyx]

FINALLY, SOMEONE POSTED IT HERE

[slim nacelle]

chuckles scares me

https://tenor.com/view/spacestation13-clown-honk-ss13-gif-19184964

[hollow onyx]

chuckles scares the DMs too

mostly by being an annoying bastard but who's to judge

[slim nacelle]

He's literally a hell clown how can he not be annoying

wouldn't be a clown if he wasn't annoying

[hollow onyx]

clowns are supposed to be FUNNY

[forest parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/peaches-the-dog-damian-walter-hitting-gif-16355532

[round knot]

https://youtu.be/a4na2opArGY?si=Fx7sVo6QU88t2XWa

goes hard

[muted skiff]

tru

[slim nacelle]

tf

[north iris]

Bune abdullah

[slim nacelle]

horrible

[feral creek]

Yanlış yere atmışım kb

[slim nacelle]

???????????????????

[north iris]

He said he posted it in the wrong location

[slim nacelle]

average level 0 member

posts some horrible shit

[north iris]

I really wonder where's the right location

[slim nacelle]

deletes it

[north iris]

It wasn't that bad lmfao

It's Turkish humor

[slim nacelle]

yall got some weird ass humor

[north iris]

We do as a nation

[hollow onyx]

watch dandandan

it's like someone slipped LSD into the water supply of the animation studio

[slim nacelle]

is it out yet

[hollow onyx]

first ep is

absolute heat

[slim nacelle]

gonna wait for it to be finished

seems like the kinda anime i'd want to get stoned for and watch to completion

[hollow onyx]

it's batshit insane

the animation is fuckin beautiful

but definitely wait for more eps to come out

the first ep ends on a semi-cliffhanger

[slim nacelle]

it's incredibly fucked what's about to go down in florida

[hollow onyx]

is it a hurricane?

[slim nacelle]

it hit category 5...

[hollow onyx]

yeah that's just florida being florida

[slim nacelle]

this hurricane is about to cut tampa in half

[hollow onyx]

about fucking time

[final swallow]

Isn't Florida always fucked

[slim nacelle]

yes but now it's going to be even more fucked

[hollow onyx]

florida is an active hurricane area, why the fuck do they keep rebuilding?

just ABANDON IT BRO

it's a fucking crime to allow florida to continue existing as a state

[north iris]

Or you know

[muted skiff]

might have to stroke it a little bit

[north iris]

Maybe not build... Houses

Out of fucking cardboard

Maybe?

[slim nacelle]

Florida needs to be hurricane proof

[brave remnant]

this is going to be as bad as Andrew when it hits tampa

[hollow onyx]

it'd be easier to abandon it than convince americans to stop building like the first 2 pigs in a fairytale

[brave remnant]

unless the category dissipates

[slim nacelle]

all news keep saying that's it's just getting stronger...

[north iris]

It feels like they're feeding the tornadoes and hurricanes the houses

[hollow onyx]

yep

it's like the dude that kept buying kittens cause coyotes kept eating them

[brave remnant]

I live in Florida and I'm already preparing stuff

not really great

[hollow onyx]

"preparing stuff" LEAVE

[slim nacelle]

I know someone who lives in tampa...

[brave remnant]

easier said than done

[hollow onyx]

country built around cars and you can't just fucking drive away?

[slim nacelle]

gas is not in infinite supply

[hollow onyx]

your life is worth more than gas bro

[slim nacelle]

can't drive without gas

[hollow onyx]

buy gas, you invaded the middle east for this shit u got plenty

[north iris]

And it still amazes me how there's people out there that will drive face first into those hurricanes

So they can get that sweet sweet scientific data

[hollow onyx]

jesus fucking christ america is cooked

[slim nacelle]

yeah no shit

[north iris]

I can't see it, my client is old

[plain creek]

as long as you're not in the coast, there's no need to evacuate

[north iris]

Not home rn

[slim nacelle]

"Line for gas around our store is now wrapped around the block"

[hollow onyx]

why do you build all your infrastructure for cars then fail to build enough infrastructure for said cars

build a bigass HSR out of florida, call it "evacuation express"

[slim nacelle]

there's enough infrastructure but you can only hold so much gas in a gas station

[opaque spire]

Let's go back to the medieval era

[slim nacelle]

FR

It would be so much better

[hollow onyx]

florida is about to

[north iris]

Back in my day, when a hurricane happened... We just DIED!

[opaque spire]

Florida would make a great medieval state

[slim nacelle]

they would die from a hurricane

medieval people hired wizards and shamans or some shit for hurricanes

[hollow onyx]

no because they didn't build houses out of plywood back in the medieval ages

[opaque spire]

Well they can have some modern creative liberties

[hollow onyx]

I'm gonna go start selling reinforced concrete to floridians and become a quintillionaire

[slim nacelle]

Then florida is gonna look like new york

[hollow onyx]

no? it'll look like the western block

[brave remnant]

I'm not gonna reveal where my exact location is but the hurricane isn't going to impact me that bad. the only thing I'm concerned about is flooding and that's it

[slim nacelle]

clearly you've never seen new york

[hollow onyx]

some day the americans will discover commie blocks

[opaque spire]

I sell Floridians meth and unregistered firearms

[hollow onyx]

I know enough about it to hate on it

[hollow onyx]

as you should

[opaque spire]

That's how you get rich

It's like selling shovels during the gold rush

[slim nacelle]

did you know that both the mayor and the first deputy resigned*

[hollow onyx]

was it for being abysmally dogshit at their jobs?

[brave remnant]

Plus, if I were to leave, it would be extremely hard to pack everything and leave; I would have to attend to my grandmother and move half of her house in luggage.

[slim nacelle]

the mayor of nyc was accused of crimes

same reason i can't leave ny

i have family in both the state and the city

[viral grove]

I have been considering watching it

Is it worth the try?

[brave remnant]

moving isn't easy at even if we have cars

[hollow onyx]

YES

[viral grove]

Aight Imma watch it tommorow (if I won't forget...)

[brave remnant]

yeah I'd anything happened its almost impossible in your case

if*

[final swallow]

No it's ass

[slim nacelle]

I only experienced hurricane sandy

[hollow onyx]

shut the fuck up you don't even watch anime

[unique talon]

blocked for my country

[viral grove]

we'll see

[slim nacelle]

which was category 1 and didn't really do anything

[hollow onyx]

piracy

[slim nacelle]

yikes

[final swallow]

Yeah because anime is ass in general lol

[hollow onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cute-kawaii-chill-relax-gif-13451592

have you even watched anime?

[slim nacelle]

you sound like gioni

[viral grove]

I think you watched only shit like uhhh

Yeah I'm not naming the titles but you know what I'm talking about.

[final swallow]

more than enough

[hollow onyx]

define "more than enough"

seen JJK?

[north iris]

Among

[final swallow]

more than 10

[obsidian hollow]

Us

[viral grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176215279051735150/1270121341944729660/kill-everyone-wheel.gif

[final swallow]

I don't hate myself sorry

[brave remnant]

I think you've seen the wrong anime then

[hollow onyx]

watching 10 seaons of random dogshit will of course give you a fucked perception of it

[hollow onyx]

bruh what? JJK is peak

[brave remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/calisto-yew-ace-attorney-ace-attorney-investigations-laugh-gif-26284590

[final swallow]

Bait used to be believable

[obsidian hollow]

You're peak

[slim nacelle]

Did you watch Sword art online

[hollow onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/im-going-to-touch-you-mahito-anime-touch-jjk-gif-4791474550705135809

[north iris]

Sexual

[final swallow]

Anime is ass in general

Jjk is one of the worst animes

[hollow onyx]

name one anime you watched

[brave remnant]

let's not get started with the jjk manga

[final swallow]

Jjba

Homeless God

Death note

[hollow onyx]

copium my beloved

[slim nacelle]

those are pretty old

[final swallow]

Jjass

[hollow onyx]

jj really depends on taste

[viral grove]

my friend tried to explain something from jjk and I understood it after like 15 minutes winch is pretty long for me

So i think it will be too damn complicated for me

[final swallow]

Jjk is the definition of brainrot

[brave remnant]

just watch dragon ball z ez

[hollow onyx]

you don't need to know the lore, you can just watch sukuna body mahoraga

[brave remnant]

dopamine generator

[final swallow]

Already did

Ass

[slim nacelle]

the manga has entire chapters of just explaining shit

[obsidian hollow]

Watch bleach