#meme-zone
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i think people should also realize that really shitty things go into a process like every other day and get shot down
how far away is that from new york
Free ice cream for everyone bill still not passed ....
Kinda almost opposite side of the earth
shit is so fucked up
So based 🙏
we've never left dawg
it's the same thing with a different coat of paint
Yeah like a hundred bills get written every day.
real
and technology
please sir can i have leave. my son is being born. “nah, 18 more hours unpaid overtime”
I'm way too poor to move there then
Season 2024 of America is wild
How so
It's serbia
Everything costs one cent
everything? 
Everything
move to norway, we have fish money
Kromer
hoooly shit
Moaga
i gotta move now
The money in romania is called lion
AYO?
Lion > fish
when i take over the US i'm gonna instate a fish-based economy
You have my vote
you could say getting paid here is fishy business
but they rot
how will people store fish
don't let them rot dumbass
Spend them while u got them 🤑
atlantic cod will be worth what is currently 2k
That would make the economy run constantly
So
Fish are good
cause i really fw the atlantic cod
it even means crown
never checked
true
They LOVE rotten fish!
surstromming is fucking wretched how do people eat that
we also eat whole sheep heads
We?
Broooo
yeah my egyptian friend swear they are delicious as fuck
other food exists
Bro think he in a survival situation
type of shit you eat when you're going to die
They ain't got nothing else to eat over there bro 🙏 😭
and we eat whales unlike you lameos
It’s like it’s illegal to kill them or something
not the type we hunt
smh call greta thunberg
Busy twerking it in Luxembourg....
me when not all whales are endangered
yeah, its all part of our master plan
id like to taste a dodo bird tho
God hates sweeden
to kill every fish/marine animal
mmm whale meat (graphic)
poking my cats stomach and saying "Yummers"
big beef don't want you to hunt and eat whales because they know it tastes really fucking good and better than beef so they spread the myth they're endangered
how endagered are whales?
big beef agent in the chat rn
Kill this terrorist
whale meat genuinely tastes better
I get that whale might taste good
but they're vital to the oceans ecosystem when they die specifically
because they're literally giant bags of meat and fat
not all species are endangered
one of these days the ocean is gonna get real pissed off and come to kick our ass
and there is this thing called limited hunting
hold that thought my pizza is done
Why are you trying to justify it when we're just fwy😭
Glad to hear you're healthy!
is whale not extremely expensive?
average meatfan vs average whole whale enjoyer
how much kroner for a pound of whale
cant tell, everything is expensive here
dont member
guh
its been like 6 months since i had one
according to new york times (july 6 1996)
You can't fathom the amount of money he has
norwegian
This guy literally wipes his ass with gold encrusted toilet paper
Same thing
cuz ur romanian lol everyone can buy you
cant be bothered to convert into non-fish money
$13.40
per kg
kg
Me watching my thighs expand 3 times their size once I sit down on the bed
did any of you ate horse?
did it once in france
how sdoes it taste
I've never eaten any unique meat other than octopus and squid
good
whale is seafood
If I ever get the chance to eat it I will
the concept of protogens are neat but people make thme cute which is super lame
Wat ru implying
big fuck off cyborg wolf men? sounds awesome! then they show me that it actually looks like
I've never heard of anyone saying protogens are big
im making assumptions here of their height
mmm seafood
you're making me crave seafood
also question
is it just me or is lobster mid?
Fried calamari rings on top
they could be cool but the part of the furry community that is resposnbile for them only care for cutesy shit which islame
Forever
I had it once or twice before and it didn't taste very unique
tasted worse than shrimp
shrimp is amazing btw
i think they're good but maybe a bit overrated
Crab > literally anything else
mussels too
I should get home now
never had the chance to try mussels
I haven't aten crab
I should really try them
just dont eat the un-opened ones
It's been a long time since I've had crab
Will keep that in mind
Found this around my files
Mating dance goes insane
seagulls scream too much
That's actually a good point
LOL
seagulls casually devouring rats whole
i do that too how is that special
had a seagull sit on my shoulder once (he wanted my croissant)
Bro seagulls are evil
sucks because they come more inland during the summer
if I went outside rn and looked up there's probably seagulls
i give seagulls that are around when i go into town mcdonald's fries sometimes
they swarm them
I live in a coastal city and those fuckers are everywhere
pigeons are also sky rats
true
Pigeons used to be domesticated
And then we abandoned them
like we do all animals 😔
pigeons are free cat food
How
magic
:0
i wanna train a pigeon to be a carrier pigeon
i wanna deliver mail across the country through my bird
14 month delivery time
will be very out of date by the time it gets to you
the seagull will die by then 😭
my sparrow beats both
the hawk i trained specifically to kill your birds soloes
I mean. Protogens generally aren't that interesting to me
you're making magpies feel left out
that's fire
dude i would totally have crows and ravens around my house
i'd build like
a sinister ass mansion
get some dead trees in the front
do you have a garden
i could make one
so you dont
yes
crows already try and eat garbage
i was gonna suggest like searching up ideal crow nesting place then trying to make one
then you could feed them n shit and get chill with em
they just fly around my house already
he would just get freaky with the other hawks close to my home
i could build an army and send them around the nearest city to steal jewlery for me
i will teach him the ways of abstinence 🙏
the other hawks wont care
they are freaky

hawk on r/atheism
my birds would be taught the ways of the lord
I forgot to reply…
couldn't find the "oh are you on twitch" meme, god damn it
"OH YOUR LIVE ON TWITCH?"
Umm. Why did napoleon's hand just reach down to his dingaling?? 😂 😂
he needs to cool down too you know 😎
I do this to every TTV named person in any video game
based
I don't do anything after but I like to freak them the fuck out
The statement alone is able to make ttv's leave lobbies
sigma grindset
they could be way more interesting
Having ttv in your name is literally a huge target
from the perspective of cool they could be very very interesting
I understand why people but it in their user, but it's really a horrible idea.
but the people who make em just want to be cute and thats fine but damn ! ! ! ! teh wasted potential
You're basically allowing yourself to get stream sniped
proceeds to say something stupid in a foreign language
In dbd it’s the worst
Like they are actually asking for it
TRUE
whenever i see TTV or YT in someone's name i feel malice build up
ain't nobody watching your shitty 3 follower twitch channel or 10 sub youtube channel
Tunnel and camp that guy NOW!
FOLLOW HIM EVERYWHERE AND STREAMSNIPE HIM FROM YOUR SECOND MONITOR!!!!!
Walk infront of that man with a porn sign NOW!!!!

not even changing games will save him
if you're live and don't have decals disabled you are begging for it
So true
it's really cool they added that feature
they literally had to
Most people have them enabled still
"Oh, you're live on Twitch? |BLEEP| |BLEEP| |BLEEP| |BLEEP| |BLEEP| |BLEEP| |BLEEP|
I only have one nsfw sign for the bit
i only have one sign and it has trollface on it
I used to but I traded it away
That's the one
I use my main sign with bonk scout and run infront of people
my funny bit of having WHEN IT FLOATS DOWN!!!!!!! while slowly descending on them with base jumper is ruined
US NAVY is making me feel things
Kibty
suspicious i mean
Lmao
Nah don't worry im returning home right now
that is some serious scout main shit
I don't main classes in tf2
i don't either
don't get it wrong i meant sus in english not sus in turkish 😭
I used to main spy but after soldier's VA death i sorta just stopped maining
Because i switched to soldier and then started playing other classes
the only classes i really don't like playing are heavy and engineer
I had to
we doing loadout checks now?
Mini sentry is my goat
YES
Stock shotgun user. So based.
scout so fun until the uncle dane viewer comes in
any class when i have force of nature and winger
scout mains when they encounter an engineer (their whole gimmick is foiled)
Sweet
Big chubgus
i need an australium rocket launcher so i can play soldier
I feel like i will never own a australium due to how batshit insane their cost and luck is
I am literally jesus christ
I've never understood the appeal of australium
I like killstreak weapon sheens
They look cool ig
on painted weapons
he's the only one that i play that i have one left on
forgot i censored the sign
i got a scattergun named fredbear
I've had spies pick up my killstreak revolver
basic bitch
wtf is this
i don't main soldier friend
gtfo.....
Big chudgus
it's so funny to watch
hybridknight supremacy
Soldier best class
so true
he's the strongest class though
you have 200 hp
a rocket launcher
a shotgun
Slow :c
i hate soldier mains
meanwhile sniper
Kid named rocket jumping
Then weak
It's not a cat
i'm more of a demo guy when it comes to power classes
true
hitting direct pipes is satisfying as fuck though
freaky
i use shields only or sticky jumper
ok last weapon i'm gonna show because i feel weird doing it
Especially with the loch
HAUR HAUR HARUAHAUH
i bought it off the market like 2 weeks ago
wait a minute I SAW THAT STICKY
These cost a fortune
IN THE GAME
what the fuck
that's insane
i only got it recently and haven't been playing too much tf2
and i WILL NOT go to strange farm servers to inflate my numbers
i chuckle when i see fellas with like 20k kills on their shit
and then they play like ass
Hale’s own and bottom fragging
🤣
hit em with the
"YOU ARE A MAGGOT HATCHED FROM A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG!!!"
i met somebody who was honest about it
My favourite strange I own
no i just found a random strange farm server
dude just didn't have enough time to inflate his kills so he used it for a few kills
ah
this spy guy must be real dedicated
gigachad dude
he killed a SINGLE person
in 139 hours
💯
how does the bot get a kill
i wanna see a tf2 strange farming server creepypasta
where the bots actually have human souls in them
they're called nowadays
i'm not hip with the kids
reminds me of that "dead server" arg
yall heard of it?
sounds familiar
the most based one is anomidae's
shoutout to the interloper
genuinely one of the most entertaining and well made ones on the internet
OH GOD I'M GONNA INTERLOPE 😩 🍆 💦
remember when john "umbrella man" interloper interloped all over portal rtx
why does he kinda look like
lenny from rdr2
now that i realized
i don't really see it
one of my favourite interlopes of all time
lenny has that mogging jaw
WOOOOO
NATHAN BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE
yoooo good catch
it'd be a epic gamer moment which we could edit his message
🇧🇦 🇸🇮 🇷🇸 🇲🇪 🇲🇰 🇽🇰 🇭🇷 ‼️‼️‼️
@spiral seal hey greenie there's some fbi material for ya
smash. that guy is so hot
📸
Anything you say can be used against you in court
What's your nost valued possession guys
my house
Your own
yes
i'd say it's you but it really isnt
Or the one you born in
I own one
Slavery was abolished long ago
tell that those in my basement
What
what
What
maybe both
How can you say such a thing
What if you were in their place
What if someone worked you out and ate you
other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sounds tasty
He did not just use a lenny fa-
WHAT
You wanted to be worked out
And then eaten
Is this correct
Freaky
Do you not want to preserve your own life
sweat gives some nice taste
fromhard games
what
tohard
The worst this is
Being reminded that you have to breathe and blink manually
Which you will be doing for a couple of minutes now
im immune to this shit
you can bite your fingers off but your brain prevents you
He says while bilnking
Yaeah
And you can see your nose but you just ignore it
i can't even pluck my nose hair, my brain screams at me
I can
based
anyone got an HD image of this?
no
game stinks
is it normal when i see this image i hear im spongebob with background theme
Spongebob dissapointed sound effect
Uncle Mucus!
cringe ass voice
Edp dissed chris
you can't call frauded's voice cringe
boooooo
its his real voice btw
absolute russian unit
we live in a society
4chat post reading is the cringiest shit ever
yeah
depends
No always
nuh uh
just ripped off one of my balls, what do I do
eat it
Call an ambulance
They can put it back
bone appetit 😋
YES YES I'LL SELL MY SOUL TO SNAIL
Im so glad that this has ended
E-harrasment
me when i know the specific direction
Of what
nah man skibidi toilet is intertwined to our culture, it ain't going away that easy
especially on gen alpha
real
gen omega
gen penis
"I am the Alpha and the Omega"
no
imagine gen alpha ruling the whole countries
Please
Die
Yea: 112 Nay: 4
he just like me fr
slothposting
meanwhile linux mfs when they downlad github shit with single command: 😎
linux users when i force them to change from their stupid operating system
found the windoid
linux users when i change their nervoussystem
Found the linux user
I make it worse as a punishment for using linux (macOS)
brother I’m on an iPhone
linux users try to not mention linux challenge (impossible)
It's unix based lol
Yeah guys that’s cool and but look at this funny ass picture
Ha, I have both Linux and windows, can’t punish me
dual boot, based
linuxoids will start cussing dual booters cus its a "waste of space" and some shit
who the fuck doesnt wear both boots
Yup, got two hard drives, though my dual boot stopped working
I used to dual boot on my laptop
And I would change OSes depending on which one upset the most people
Lmao
I call clown fetish artist and ask for commission of a man quite his clown job and become normal office worker
The hell I just said
huh
You got a clown fetish artist on speed dial or somethin?
I didn't even know those existed
They probably exist, you know that one character from phoenix wright that was trending a while ago?

I think I have been scammed...
Bro told me I will get a Russian icon in FC 24
He gave me this shit
and here you are right
tags,latest release
batman when someone crosses the street without looking both directions
"I don't kill people"
crushes their entire ribcage and pierces their vital organs

it is pure skill
do the thug shaker
he is too sophisticated, calm and composed
This is a Russian waltz
yeh beta feature or smth
lower case g, threat invalidated
WHEN IT FLOATS DOWN!!!!!!!
WHEN IT FLOATS DOWN!!!!!!!
!rep @gusty crater
You have just given @gusty crater a reputation point!
WHEN THE REP FLOATS UP!!!!!!
Light when?
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
it's as useful as 0.0000026 bitcoin
What the fuck is this "forwarded" thing
DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT VIDEo
OF THE GUY PUTTING A HAMPSTER IN A CARDBOARD TUBE
AND THEN
VWOOP
GONE
FUCKINGMOON
We're sending the first rat to the moon video?
You mean where they put a fat hampster into a cannon and it gets shot out of it
no
Same vibe
can forward things to where i want
Awful feature
awfully convenient
mission failed
its literally just
pet rat
drag png of rat to cardboard tube
vwoop
nah man I dont have thaz
fuc
Do yall know when you do 8x8 on the calculator after you do it your head because you don't trust yourself
Guys Just got out of the store and Bought Beer
Life is good.
felt the same way today
gf by my side, kitty on lap
life is good.
🤝
@north iris you need to stop flexing your gf
!!
man i just wanted to state why life is good
im sory
Grr
i won't mention it anymore
*463
theres not enough space on the circle for more cigarettes behind
So-called "free thinkers" when baja blast is on sale
Where is the extra pile
It's like
An exclusive taco bell mountain dew
I've had it, pretty good.
Just yknow.... full of sugar.
h o w
He's romanian
baja blast is fire ngl
ah fair have a good day
Typa shit to get super-banned in the EU
"baja blast is fire" mfs when I blast their head off with a shotgun
that crazy
clearly you dont have W H E E L
That's one of the ways to play ultrakill
Watnion boim goun eukia tabrooma
THIS BEer is fucking warm but I love it still
cold carbonated lemon water with tf2 chainstabbing
or pipe bombing people in project zomboid
guys do you remember when there wasn't any text only allowed in meme zone?
I remember a time before even that
no

All the OGs are dead
Where the hood at...
they left cause this place stinks
Eeeh
I'd say that's one of the smaller reasons
Emphasis on the word When
I have a dream
That one day
Nr dad and lewis will be back in here arguing over 049
I have a dream
that has nothing to do with this server
Jesus loves you
What dream do you have
He's mathematically right
huberg moscow does not condone gambling
He does
I still remember
He once gave a chance to become a betatester by his roll on one of the streams
100 donos and NO ONE WON
+500 pln
Funfact. His rolls played chaos theme in the background. Now every time i see a chaos i sl i think of gambling
The goobler or whatever he was called
The LORD himself goes before you and will be with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged.”
❤️
Me (kitten) being fought over by the Discord moderators (alphas)
“I will buy her nitro!
No I will!”
Me, a 47 year old man:
I'm touching YOU
What!
Yummy
Wth
this server makes me want to end it all wtf is this
forgot about that ngl i just remeber lewis being obsesed with 049
I wonder what's for dinner
You're back
Hiii
heya
didnt open discord for 3 days best days of my life
this is what final fantasy does the mf
it's time to drink dinner
You
what
🤨
Boiled
I couldn't find your tag to ping you i thought you were gone
I shed a tear for you jamon
ah lol nw dude
i wouldnt leave the server cause this is how i get memes and shit mostly
Same
yeah it was out of nowhere
Yeah?
old member
Bro
was funny
YOUR NAME AINT EVEN BOILED
Yup
unfortunate
truly
I can't remember a single thing that mf said
I know she apparently existed
very unfortunate
Idk the few people who talked about boot
Made talked about it like hitler was back alive or sum
But it can't be that bad
it was talked about for some time but then it died down
and then forgoten until sometimes mention
and a sleeper agent of an old member activates
No sleeper agent this time
oh yeah! not activated this time
And now I vanish farewell again
So pretty
100 g protein 150 g fat yum 😋
I need me a cat like this
real
The cat i stole looks like maxwell
But it doesn't have the 3
youd like to know that wouldnt you weather boy...
What is this
Do i have to collect the megadingus pages
i fucking hate weather!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Woah
I can make my own?
tabasco for mexican
Cactus flower
I need a more constant flow of memes of his
A single one isn't enough
I'd say 5 megadinguses would saturate the demand
How hungry
People doing this with they own characters now?
It’s the Joe!
Malenia or raiden
raiden
Smash both.
Good choice
But I’m pretty sure they are both tops so you will be the smashed
Don’t care I swing both ways
