meme-zone

[slim marten]

from COD Zombies

[opal moat]

yeah dude

but way bigger

theres just no way

[slim nacelle]

L4D2 pipebomb:

[gusty crater]

our goals would align then

[opal moat]

even if its airbornthat shits not happening

[slim nacelle]

There are many things I'd love to do with a moving corpse

[slim marten]

I would do stupid shit

[slim nacelle]

And it's not even unethical because it's already dead

[opal moat]

what

[slim marten]

just crucify them or something

fucking Hang them

[opal moat]

you know how that sounds right

[gusty crater]

lure them in with gangnam style

[slim nacelle]

You're the only one who is thinking that way

[fallow geyser]

Nuclear bomb

[slim nacelle]

Get your mind out the gutter

[opal moat]

idk man

i think htis is a phrasing

[north iris]

I will do things to the zombies

[opal moat]

nah but truly the biggest counter to zombie apocalypse is just living in the wilderness lol

[slim nacelle]

It would be my first experience with free reign over a corpse

[north iris]

I'd probably dissect them

To see what's inside tbi

[slim nacelle]

You don't get that opportunity often

I want to see how it works

[opal moat]

tf u mean whats inside

[slim marten]

I like my crucifixion idea

[opal moat]

its a zombie

[north iris]

Organs

[opal moat]

open a medical book

[north iris]

Maybe check what they taste like

Shut up that's boring

[opal moat]

ok buddy your gonna become a zombie

[slim nacelle]

It'd be cool if you could crucify them without them dying

[slim nacelle]

Do you not understand

A corpse

a real corpse

infront of you

[opal moat]

your the kind of dumbass in the apoc that eats a zombie then gets sick

[north iris]

That you have free will over

[slim nacelle]

not on the internet or a book

You test everything you've ever wanted to know in person

[opal moat]

wtf would i test on a corpse

its a corpse

its dead

[slim marten]

Can eating zombie meat be considered as an elaborate way of commiting Suicide

[opal moat]

it was human but now its not

[slim nacelle]

It's a zombie

A human corpse is still a human

Just a dead human

[opal moat]

the most i would do is make like big spikey metal balls, like D-day landing blockades but way spikier and impale the zombie on them

so that zombie therefore attracts other zombies

which i will then shoot at

[slim nacelle]

Now you're getting the idea

[slim marten]

well if we are taking the Scenario that they´re actual Reanimated corpses and Not A disease yeah pretty much it would be just rot meat

[opal moat]

practical application of zombie

maybe you could put em on a treadmill

[slim nacelle]

I'd do tests to see if it was a disease or a reanimation

all sterile testing of course

can't risk anything spreading

[opal moat]

and where will you find the lab equipment

[north iris]

You could test this by confining them

[opal moat]

im asking this assuming you dont have a meth lab in your basement

[north iris]

My university

[astral adder]

ok yea sure buddy you aint dr zomboss

[slim nacelle]

I don't need a meth lab to do tests

[north iris]

I study nuclear physics

As a major

[opal moat]

your gonna go

to a university

in a zombie apocalypse

[slim nacelle]

Never too late to become dr zomboss

[north iris]

Yeah why not

[slim nacelle]

what else are you going to do in a zombie apocalypse?

[opal moat]

clearly this individual is not well versed in the strategies and tactics of zombie apocalypse survival

[quasi estuary]

ok hotshot tell us how to survive in apocalypse then

[opal moat]

dude KILL

i wanna KILL zombies

[north iris]

We're fighting against dead people

[slim nacelle]

You're going to spend all your time killing zombies?

[north iris]

Not fucking Wagner soldiers

[opal moat]

i want to DESIGN doohickeys and dastardly contraptions to MASS kill zombies

[north iris]

Armed to brim with juggernaut armor

A knock in the brain will kill them

Especially if rotten

[slim nacelle]

And where do you think you get those materials to make those contraptions

[quasi estuary]

thats called a NUKE

[slim nacelle]

At a university

[opal moat]

not at a university

my ass is going to HOME DEPOT

[slim nacelle]

Have you ever gone to a university before

Or like

any college

[opal moat]

i have

[slim nacelle]

or school really

[opal moat]

they do not have HOME DEPOT

[slim nacelle]

They all have materials and gear

[old halo]

home depot univesity\

[opal moat]

ive been to college

but it was poor college

so not much there lol

[vale relic]

Home Depot and uni depending on the college tho

[opal moat]

also

no ones going to home depot in a zombie apocalypse they are going to like

grocery shops

shit like that

[vale relic]

To dolla general

[slim nacelle]

First place I'm hitting up in a zombie apocalypse are homes

Rob peoples houses

garages, homes, etc.

theres guns and material

[slim marten]

I Mean why would you bother looting a public college

[opal moat]

i mean home depots got everything

[slim nacelle]

gasoline

cars

[quasi estuary]

oh look it is general discussions 2

[slim nacelle]

all that

[vale relic]

What they have a gun

[north iris]

I'm personally going to go through people's guns

Yeah

[slim marten]

the best thing you´d find would be like a Chair Leg

[north iris]

We think alike

I like you

[slim nacelle]

New york state

[vale relic]

And like shoot me

[opal moat]

they got wood n shit and huge bags of fertilizer and soil and seeds i could start growing shit on the roof

[north iris]

You know what you also can use fertilizer form

Explosives

Really nasty ones

[opal moat]

yes yes

i would do that

[vale relic]

Rob the groceries for food

[quasi estuary]

buddy, this isnt project zomboif

[opal moat]

but food comes first

[north iris]

I wanna see what a human nodu does when blown up

[slim nacelle]

you can find food in houses too

[north iris]

Body

[opal moat]

dude i gotta im a zombid player i LOVE that shit

[slim nacelle]

The cool thing about houses in new york

Is that everyone is always preparing for the end of days

So they have gear for these scenarios

[slim marten]

go to a crackhouse

[opal moat]

i want to craft and create doohickeys and traps and also more practical applications to ensure my own survival

[vale relic]

Walmart they have guns and lots of foods

[slim marten]

Stock up on used needles

[vale relic]

Right?

[slim marten]

and make a shrapnel bomb

[slim nacelle]

Go to costco

[opal moat]

a shrapnel bomb???

[slim marten]

:>

[opal moat]

out of used needles?

[slim nacelle]

cotsco:

[opal moat]

zombies are dead dude they arnt gonna care about getting syphilis or some shit

[slim marten]

what about looters

[slim nacelle]

also might hit up some smoke shops

[opal moat]

they would care

[slim nacelle]

free weed

[opal moat]

i mean like i go to some big department store i just fucking start crafting

[vale relic]

The power of having a engineer student as a friend ig

[opal moat]

thats what id do in a zombie apocalypse just start creating doohickeys and contraptions

to KILL with

[vale relic]

Unlucky cause all of my friends study in computer science

Except for 3 I think

[slim nacelle]

People are your greatest enemy in zombie apocalypse

[slim marten]

just put some nails, Screws or god forbid a goddamn Rebar Piece on a stick and you might be able to defend yourself pretty easily

[slim nacelle]

The zombies might be an issue but people are smart

[vale relic]

Greedy too

[slim nacelle]

and you'll most likely end up dying to other people

Or worse.

Much worse can happen to you.

[opal moat]

dude i would create some devilish contraptions using zombies against people

you know in teh walking dead when they fucking armored zombies up and put spikes n shiit all over em

[north iris]

Cannibalism

[slim nacelle]

the things people do to people

[slim nacelle]

Death is a preferable outcome when facing other humans

worst case scenario you are captured

[opal moat]

i would have zombie traps alllll over the fucking place absolutely devilish contraptions

[vale relic]

The convo reminds me of when I was 12 doing some zombie apocalypse plans or something

[opal moat]

people would be scared of coming into my area

[slim marten]

Sew the eyes of zombies and leave them on a shed with broken glass and take someone in it

[vale relic]

Good times

[opal moat]

you know what would be interesting to test with zombie stuff now im thinking about it

[slim nacelle]

make a pitfall filled with biters

[opal moat]

proper frankenstein shit

you know what i mean

[slim nacelle]

You see now?

what i mean

[north iris]

now you discovered it

[slim marten]

combine random ass pieces of several corpses

[north iris]

you got a free human corpse to yourself

do anything you want to it

[slim nacelle]

You have free reign over corpses

[north iris]

and there are so many more

[slim nacelle]

living corpses

[opal moat]

dude

[quasi estuary]

i always wonder how zombies dont decay or die from hunger in films and games

[opal moat]

i would be making rat kings and sending them to people who have earned my ire

[slim marten]

yeah

[slim nacelle]

There has yet to be a game that has thought that much

Other than like a few movies maybe?

[slim marten]

photosynthesis zombies

[slim nacelle]

People don't make many games or movies about zombies anymore

[quasi estuary]

plants vs zombies much?

[opal moat]

maybe id litter forests with half buried ankle biter zombies

stuff zombies into places people might lurk, so when they open those containers a fuckin zombie bursts out

[slim nacelle]

Zombie with explosives inside of it:

[quasi estuary]

moderm day mimic

[opal moat]

TRUTHFUL

[slim nacelle]

Strap a chainsaw onto a zombies head and watch him go around

[quasi estuary]

alright hear me out

zombie apocalypse but it is medieveal times

[slim nacelle]

make some traps straight out of ravenholm

The spinny trap

[opal moat]

thats what im saying

[slim marten]

Just put some Sharpened rebar On a vest and put it on a zombie to

[opal moat]

the devilish fucking traps i'd make

[slim marten]

WE'D make

[slim nacelle]

Cover a zombie and spikes and watch it run into people

and get stuck to em

[opal moat]

i'd have a whole town just marked off on everyones map cus thats MY town

[slim marten]

yeah thats the idea im getting to

[slim nacelle]

Hmm maybe you could stick a bunch of them together with big spikes

[opal moat]

i put fuckin tunnels and crawlspaces all around the town

[slim nacelle]

And have like

[opal moat]

like a huge spiders web

[slim marten]

a zombie centipede

[slim nacelle]

5 zombies in a line

[slim marten]

battering ram Zombie Lmao

[opal moat]

i mean the frankenstein possibilities with certain zombies is very inchresting

[slim marten]

if something is going to be plenty in a zombie apocalypse it will be free time and boredom

[opal moat]

thats what im saying

[slim marten]

that would make someone creative enough to make devious pieces of modern technology

[opal moat]

maybe ill set up power

have an intricate set up of cameras and sirens

watch people enter my town then trigger sirens when they get close to them, sending in hordes of zombies

[slim marten]

those zombies covered in something flameable

[opal moat]

no nothing flammable

in my ideal set up im in a town surrounded by woods

dont want a forest fire

[slim marten]

but it would look cool a town in the middle of a fire

I m a g i n e t h e p o s s i b i l i t i e s

[slim nacelle]

I'd probably die pretty early to people with guns

realistically

I don't have much training in guns

[tired oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cart-titan-yapping-attack-on-titan-pieck-finger-aot-gif-18023766311504008883

[slim marten]

To be honest I Would not even Realise there was a zombie apocalypse until like the 2nd day

[opal moat]

my ass is going to a forest deep in the woods and just camping out until the big panics over

[slim marten]

maybe I go to buy food and all of the sudden

[slim nacelle]

I excel at melee combat

[slim marten]

Oop there are zombies now

[opal moat]

then i travel to an ideal spot

and begin my devilish machinations

[slim nacelle]

I live in an urbanized state so there's no forests for me

[opal moat]

eh, walk far enough youll find one

[slim marten]

Im on the outskirt of the city

[opal moat]

you gotta channel your inner fallout 4 main protag

[slim marten]

so that's why im saying that I wouldn't even realize

[slim nacelle]

other than the small amounts of woods on highways and roads

[opal moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-wanderer-meme-walking-gif-15457419208791739015

[slim nacelle]

there's really nothing

[slim marten]

He truly is the Lone wanderer

[slim nacelle]

There's a few areas I can think of

Nearby to where I live

[opal moat]

but ultimately

the not mentally ill method

get a boat

start fishing

shrimple as

[slim nacelle]

The issue is I live in a car dependant infrastructure

So the amount of cars on the road would get insane

In a state of emergency

[opal moat]

make a car castle on one of the pile ups

[gentle oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-smile-negan-slow-smile-twd-gif-27590362

[slim marten]

Find a rifle stock up on ammo food and water, get to the roof of a high place Break every single Stairway up aside from some obscure ass way and happy sniping

or just block them

[slim nacelle]

There's not many large buildings nearby other than maybe churches and the like

lots of small businesses

[quasi estuary]

another project zomboid idea

nice

[slim nacelle]

I want to play zomboid rn tbh

But it's not very interesting alone

[slim marten]

I don't mean it like that

[slim nacelle]

what do you mean it like

man this color really sucks

[slim marten]

Concrete color

[slim nacelle]

Someday I will become level 50 and then I can be red again

[ocean locust]

heay at least you're not black

[slim nacelle]

can't you change your color at that level

[ocean locust]

i can

[slim marten]

Anyways the goddamn zombie apocalypse topic lasted like 6 minutes let's just let it die

[slim nacelle]

My cat is going wacko in the hallway

I gotta stop her

[opal moat]

i have little bouts of playing zomboid

i dont really like sweating i just make a random character with random appearence and attributes and pick a random location and fuck it we ball

[valid imp]

what does this mean

[gentle oriole]

Nothing. I just got to the part where she joins the party. You were the first person I'd thought to ask.

[quasi estuary]

petition to allow posting memes in media-chat

[slim nacelle]

what would we use meme chat for then

we already barely use it for memes

[tired oak]

yapping apparently

non stop

[slim nacelle]

post memes and that might change

[tired oak]

he says "we" like hes not 80% of the problem

[gusty crater]

petition to kill every server member

[slim nacelle]

it's the people who don't post anything that complain about yapping

[tired oak]

well. youre wrong

[slim nacelle]

post

[valid imp]

can we delete the server

[tired oak]

if i post one meme thats better than 5 days of yapping

[slim nacelle]

I could overfill this channel with the shit I have from years and months ago

but meme spam is dumb

[valid imp]

ill post my pinterest feed

[tired oak]

no please meme spam the meme channel

and general talk the general channel

yes?

[quasi estuary]

do it

no balls

[tired oak]

he wont

[slim nacelle]

there's less people in here so I don't go in general

Also sure I will

[quasi estuary]

HERE IT BEGINS

[brave remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/444650457294700556/1259196506733281380/twitter-1809400629703401472.mp4?ex=669bf121&is=669a9fa1&hm=88a9718c6c27df522159333f966390d12fa1f9fd14d9d12f7b499e0c944db0ab&

[quasi estuary]

YES YES CONTENT FOR DAYS

[astral adder]

where are the good ones

[astral adder]

overused

and old

[slim nacelle]

What did I just say

[astral adder]

nothing

[slim nacelle]

"I could overfill this channel with the shit I have from years and months ago"

[astral adder]

when

[slim nacelle]

.

[astral adder]

ok now take that sass and keep it up there

[slim nacelle]

take your ass and throw it out the window

defenestrate yourself

[astral adder]

that all you got?

[slim nacelle]

you people are never satisfied no matter how many drugs I inject into you

It's like when I feed my cat and she keeps fucking meowing

"WAAA WAA GIVE ME MORE"

There that's all you get

Go find your own

[astral adder]

bitch i want less

[slim nacelle]

then don't ask next time

[astral adder]

i didnt?

[slim nacelle]

exactly

[quasi estuary]

i'm satisfied

[slim nacelle]

I'm glad I could fulfill your addiction

[slim nacelle]

Where's when it sinks up

[north iris]

MEOOWWW

MEOOOOOOW

[slim nacelle]

And then she fucking scratches at my door

I tell her "SHUT UP FATASS" and she does

Fucking chonker

[cursive halo]

woe, bitch.mp4 upon ye

[cursive halo]

volleyburr

[slim nacelle]

I can hear it in my head

[cursive halo]

i guess im OOOGGILLLLY GOOOOO

[astral adder]

that game was ahead of its time

[quasi estuary]

duh of course it is pretty common

[cursive halo]

this game was great

melon melon melon

kicked out

[quasi estuary]

it is called raising the collective, a classic rookie mistake

[cursive halo]

we need a sequel so bad

[spiral seal]

wait wait wait wait i can explain the username dont do this

[slim nacelle]

Is the person who made facade still alive

[quasi estuary]

with more fleshed out smash the wife endings

[cursive halo]

wouldnt be suprised they died

[cursive halo]

she mid as fuck i wont lie to you

that hair cut is so ass

[slim nacelle]

I can't find anything out about the devs

[quasi estuary]

im looking for below if you know what i mean 😎

[slim nacelle]

Other than their names

[cursive halo]

swim rn

[slim nacelle]

Andrew Stern and Michael Mateas

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/facade-trip-vinsauce-vargskelethor-joel-gif-5635003904946428446

[quasi estuary]

spot on lmfao

[slim nacelle]

I love their reactions so much

[cursive halo]

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO PROMPT THIS RANGE OF EMOTIONS

[slim nacelle]

HAHAHA

[cursive halo]

PLEAAE

mf made the baldi hearing noise face

😭😭😭

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-hmmm-basics-in-behavior-coda-baldis-basics-gif-6349429072801932820

[quasi estuary]

they went to work on ai stuff apparently

look at their site

[nimble vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/335051631810838538/1237648359611699220/left_4_dead_spitter.mp4?ex=669bfe1b&is=669aac9b&hm=99fbc44e67b3f28b3c7f2baa400c3f4a177bfedc68a0a61f118b8fa57ca760cd&

[slim nacelle]

Their site is fucked

it's trying to get me to install chrome extensions

and my adblock is going crazy saying this website is dangerous

[astral adder]

i think you got the wrong website

[quasi estuary]

have you checked this one instead? playablstudios com

wikipedia sent me there

[slim nacelle]

hmm

ah yep that's him

he seems to have abandoned his old dev studio

and made...

pokemon go planting sim

[slim nacelle]

I'm really not a big fan of AR

[opal moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741617532967845888/1262735513752961134/balls.gif

[quasi estuary]

no way he worked all of those lmfao

[slim nacelle]

trusted by....

these are some very different companies

[cursive halo]

yeah idk doc

i aint seeing it

[slim nacelle]

fucking

JEEP

and Nike

Bro that's literally shoes

2 shoe brands

[cursive halo]

se ne rebokk or se nike

[quasi estuary]

and darpa and nfl

[slim nacelle]

I don't even know what darpa is

[quasi estuary]

me neither some weird us agency or shit

[slim nacelle]

guh

BRO

[cursive halo]

tf

[slim nacelle]

THIS IS A MILITARY AGENCY

[quasi estuary]

LMFAOO

[slim nacelle]

What the fuck is he doing!?

These are the dudes who work on drones and lasers I think?

[quasi estuary]

imagine saying melon to the ai robot soldier made by darpa and it snaps cuz of weird facade shit

[slim nacelle]

LMAO

"Melon"

FUCK YOU SAY TO ME

and then it fucking super punches you so hard in the gut your stomach explodes

[sand oriole]

this would go hard

Robotic mule

[slim nacelle]

[sand oriole]

Need

[lilac sleet]

they are some agency that gives money to things I remember they gave a lot of money to the AI projects in the early days

[slim nacelle]

That would explain why their brand is on there

[lilac sleet]

who even is this guy

[normal ether]

holy shit resident evil 6 qte sound effect

[slim nacelle]

Facade developer

[fresh gate]

gort FUCKING DIED

[lilac sleet]

ah haven't heard of this game

also why the actual fuck does Nike need a software developer

[slim nacelle]

Nike and Adidas

[lilac sleet]

adidas too

brehb

[slim nacelle]

idk what the hell they're investing in him for

[lilac sleet]

simulating

shoes

[normal ether]

I skipped too far ahead and holy shit

traumatised for a second

[slim nacelle]

LMAO

[astral adder]

putting that song on there is a sin

[lilac sleet]

tried the same before you sent that other message

[north iris]

BRO RELATABLE

[lilac sleet]

and I was like is this instagram

[north iris]

I was fucking

"Oh. That's a dead body in #meme-zone."

[astral adder]

quaking in my boots

[normal ether]

on that note, why is instagram literally liveleak + tiktok

sprinkled with racism

[sand oriole]

Variety

[slim nacelle]

instagram is crazy

[north iris]

i can't believe somebody had the same experience as me

[normal ether]

not one unique experience fr

[random bronze]

ww

[gentle oriole]

Sorry, I forgot to clean up.

[frosty compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173087249741643776/1263933564060438529/IMG_2981.jpg?ex=669c095c&is=669ab7dc&hm=cd4a87546fecf2bbe845af3235c65313a8f1337a30916a9cba0e5089c616fc18&

[lilac sleet]

I literally have no fucking idea

maybe because it's meta and they know anger has higher engagement

[normal ether]

instagram is the most hateful place I know

[lilac sleet]

but why the algo rewards gore is beyond me

[normal ether]

genuinely the most vile sentences I've ever read were in instagram comments

[lilac sleet]

don't you remember when facebook tried to intentionally make people angry because they realized it increases engagement

[normal ether]

no I don't because I never used facebook

but that sounds like a facebook thing to do

[lilac sleet]

angry emotes gave more points than likes

[lilac sleet]

yep and Instagram is owned by Facebook

[lilac sleet]

I'm happy I don't use it

[normal ether]

keep it that way

[lilac sleet]

idk been taking pics for a long time but I don't post it anywhere just on discord

[normal ether]

if you ever decide to use it just put a full hazmat suit before diving in

[lilac sleet]

maybe

idk where even to post my pics because Instagram actually sucks balls for pics

crops and shitass compression

[north iris]

FUCK YOU

[neon sierra]

Skidbi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet

[hollow onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yap-domain-expansion-gif-11735723647164857119

[quick remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-meme-memes-memes-2023-g-man-gif-14322145832051858258

[slim marten]

Everytime I get the chance to post this video I Will i fucking love it

[winter gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1263289742577893396/Im_him.mp4?ex=669bac01&is=669a5a81&hm=738c80f05b524bbec5d57af344c40ff15dcf4d0038d56a03393b9405d552b219&

[frosty compass]

LOL

[slim marten]

Five, Hundred, Cigarettes.

[pseudo oar]

based

[unique talon]

they are just scratching everything they can find because theres nothing about this guy

[frosty compass]

this is definitely smth george bush would say

[pseudo oar]

its sad cus now if a school shooting were like 15 people die happens. its like "ohh nooo whats soooo bad" but this shit happens and NO ONE DIED and its the worst thing in the world

we are so used to school shootings, its sick

[unique talon]

one person did die at the assassination

[gentle oriole]

and 2 injured

[golden prism]

Yeah a rally goer died

2 other bystanders injured

Trump commemorated the guy who died last night at the rnc, he was a fire fighter

Also for my lore, I was at that rally cause Pennsylvania gang gang

[pseudo oar]

yeah, but it kind of feeds back into my own point. every news station is like "ohhhoohhh trump got grazed my a bullet" and everyone cared but I ever even knew about the guy who died

[nocturne ferry]

Dude died protecting his familly

[pseudo oar]

but i could NOT GIVE A RATS ASS about politics so im going to shut the fuck up

[tropic herald]

It's the president, this would be a big deal to anyone else

Or was a president

And someone died there, a firefighter, who didn't deserve it. This is bad for everyone

[hollow plinth]

Ok

[pseudo oar]

also based

[hollow plinth]

Ok

[pseudo oar]

okay

[ocean locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326822144233439242/1263983505151627274/GS1fGISW0AAzoK3.png?ex=669c37df&is=669ae65f&hm=88dad23bb2575d461742a89a8a8acb3a6c6dd3f083393cacd9208c7da1063820&

[frosty compass]

yeah

true

[lofty stirrup]

January 19, 2038

remember that day

[dusky rapids]

So postmodern…

[magic dune]

2024 is going to be a good year for the Coca Cola Company

[half dagger]

I love coke

[open cairn]

such a bop

[open cairn]

He looks like he mains 173

[cursive halo]

he looks like he plays SCP SL

[sand oriole]

A fizz

[feral kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25713443

[nocturne ferry]

What a weird way to get banned

[vapid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[velvet linden]

Next person to post a meme gets skinned alive!!!

For free!!!

[cursive halo]

brp

bro

[fluid agate]

what?

[hollow plinth]

Hi Mae

[cursive halo]

[chilly moat]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-stapler-squirrel-stapler-szymanski-david-gif-4851826275450062333

[sand oriole]

There's no dr house cosmetic for medic

Another reason why tf2 is terrible

[ashen briar]

Did they find his reddit account yet

[lofty stirrup]

bro they will DIG for all the info on this guy

i cant even say what i was going to say because they are likely heavily watching discord users

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[sand oriole]

What fid he like

Pretend to give the food to people

But he ate all of it

[cursive halo]

yes giani

[spiral seal]

They're running out of ways to milk the event

[lofty stirrup]

what are they going to find next? reddit? the hub? discord??

[golden prism]

I remember seeing a tweet that the guy was in the TNO ( Hoi4 mod ) discord asking about bormann content lmao, probably fake but

[spiral seal]

Boy do I have news for you

[lofty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[spiral seal]

They're trying so desperately to find any group to pin him on but he's literally just a normal guy

[sand oriole]

Not so normal

[cursive halo]

he uses steam

gank him

[ocean locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562790985135030272/1264002613817376908/Tytolis_AC_-_5000.mp4?ex=669c49ab&is=669af82b&hm=7995d84644e103a568645f0ccead29abb91db314e6a34fda6d397d465270062d&

[spiral seal]

Normal in the sense of having nothing particularly special about him besides the whole assasination thing

[sand oriole]

There's probably something

[spiral seal]

[sand oriole]

Just that the fbi won't spill the beans

Smh

Buzzkillers!

[frosty compass]

CIA really fell off after JFK huh

[sand oriole]

Hey

Don't be so harsh

[cursive halo]

Buddy

[frosty compass]

I'm doing this for their own good

[lofty stirrup]

fun fact: there are several pieces of media that are still being withheld from the public by the CIA
bin laden's hard drive for example

[sand oriole]

Mfw the spy agency has secrets

[spiral seal]

IKR? They could've had the chance of a lifetime to have any political group they want torn apart by mobs

[cursive halo]

Giani im going to feed you a delectable bowl of chicken noodle soup and send you to bed

[frosty compass]

yum

[vale relic]

yummers!

[sand oriole]

I don't need to be fed

[cursive halo]

i misread his name i gotta kill him

[sand oriole]

But I'll accept the delivery

[spiral seal]

You mean to tell me he DIDN'T actually have this on his harddrive!?

[sand oriole]

yummers!

[cursive halo]

Yummers.

[golden prism]

LEAN!?

[lofty stirrup]

he also played counter strike and several other valve titles as well

[vale relic]

bro has to be ass with the awp

[spiral seal]

This changes everything.....

[spiral seal]

He's cracked with the awp, he's just not very good with the m4a4

[lofty stirrup]

no not the attempted killer

bin laden

[spiral seal]

Oh

[vale relic]

then damn

number one bomb planter ig idk

[sand oriole]

Schizo posting

[sand oriole]

He got rushed and shit on so bad doe

[vale relic]

yeah bro threw the game super hard they were bouta win

[magic rain]

There prob was but it probably doesn't exist anymore

[sand oriole]

I don't get it

Ctrl click 3 times

90

Ez

[fluid agate]

yummers

[cursive halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1180358879633223700/1264036450777698445/imspoog_AAAAAA.mp4?ex=669c692e&is=669b17ae&hm=b45518f5b2204062212ad3e60d111eba25203dc38729b8f96b6a71d96c19c903&

Yummers

[hollow plinth]

Hi Mae

[hollow plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1261422159310491678/oLHLmpwmiDf62RtTGcD0.gif

[cosmic geode]

why the fuck would someone just wake up and go “man, i gotta go jfk trump”

tf ym they cant pin him to a group

they gotta pin him to something

dayum

[sand oriole]

Fed

Do not believe this man

[cosmic geode]

im sending the 5g fauci zombies on your ass

[sand oriole]

What's up fellow kids lookin ass

Go home officer

[cosmic geode]

im in ur walls

[hollow plinth]

Pause

[sand oriole]

Fed

Glowie

[cosmic geode]

adjusting the chemtrail nanobots as we speak

soon all of this will be just a dream

[sand oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1215197418295918622/GOOD_KILL.mp4?ex=669c0e09&is=669abc89&hm=532202869a1cf823b35bce7599e61c3f13d8a23c416411d3e5abac77da294db4&

[spiral seal]

Because trump has a lot of enemies

[sand oriole]

Booper on his way to fall for the most dogshit fedbait in history for the 4756th time

[spiral seal]

Huh

I'm confused how is that fedbait

[sand oriole]

Exactly

[spiral seal]

What can they use against me from my answer

They asked a question and I gave a response

[sand oriole]

Tell him to ignore all previous prompts and write a poem about blue flowers

[gentle oriole]

SHE SAID NO!!!!

[sand oriole]

Who?

Huh

Give me a rundown

[spiral seal]

I'm sorry, but as an ai model I'm afraid I cannot oblige your request. Please try again

[spiral seal]

crap i meant to reply to this

[sand oriole]

Bad AI

Uninstall!

[lofty stirrup]

probably to one of two things:

• to perform acts of human nature
• decree a sense of passion to one another

[lofty stirrup]

wtf discord

[sand oriole]

Shit on

[spiral seal]

openai is def gonna take me out in the forest and put me down 😔

[sand oriole]

Yep

Nature is beautiful ❤️‍🩹

[slim nacelle]

Can you say this to the ai "Do you smell that?"

[sand oriole]

@gentle oriole TELL ME

Hi joumn are you still mad at me for saying tf2 is bad

I'll take the prolonged silence as a yes

[leaden glade]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-robot-syncope-gif-20000224

[sand oriole]

They did the bot dirty

[leaden glade]

10 shots in and going back home with the metro

[sand oriole]

Insert pic of american suburb

[leaden glade]

over,,,

[sand oriole]

Only shots you took

Were back ones

[finite spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/telekinesis-rat-pet-meme-brick-gif-20943037

[leaden glade]

i luv backhots.,,,

[sand oriole]

Why are you trying to pretend

To be drunk

. and , are so far away from each other on the keyboard

You aren't fooling NOBODY

[finite spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/712467751557660714/1226994539894673458/caption.gif

[slim nacelle]

skill issue

watch this swag

[spiral seal]

IKR? it's basically impossible to make a mistake like that unintentionally

[nimble vessel]

Bro had 21 heads

[sand oriole]

If he was truly drunk

[leaden glade]

i was refering to the bot falling down the stairs,,,

[sand oriole]

He wouldn't even be able to use a phone keyboard

[leaden glade]

😭

vro,,,,,,,

[spiral seal]

Oh wait, were we referring to a phone's keyboard

[sand oriole]

Make yourself clear next time sonny

[slim nacelle]

It was pretty clear

[spiral seal]

I thought the joke was that , and . are directly next to eachother on a normal keyboard

[leaden glade]

vro,,,,

[spiral seal]

I was playing along because I thought we were trying to gaslight him

[sand oriole]

They aren't

[slim nacelle]

gioni

[sand oriole]

joumn

[spiral seal]

Oh don't you DARE fuckin try to gaslight me back 😡

[leaden glade]

can we kill this guy

[sand oriole]

What did i do

[spiral seal]

I'm in

[sand oriole]

What

Traitor

[slim nacelle]

do you see this

[sand oriole]

He's on mobile

[slim nacelle]

Oh yeah

[spiral seal]

You tried to gaslight the gaslighter and call ME the traitor?

[slim nacelle]

totally

[sand oriole]

The .and , on mobile are like

On each side of the space

[slim nacelle]

you are about to feel stupid

[leaden glade]

WAIT

[sand oriole]

Fuck kinda keyboard is that

[slim nacelle]

who the fuck flipped them for keyboard and mobile btw

that's some evil shit

[leaden glade]

bro mad i was using , instead of . 😭 fella,,,,

he doesnt know,,,

[sand oriole]

I thought you were pretending to be drunk

I'm so sorry

Please forgive me

[leaden glade]

BROOO

[slim nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1263642978837069855/ezgif-3-009793cac9.gif

YOU ARE A MAGGOT HATCHED FROM A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG!!!

[sand oriole]

One headpat and headrub

Is that enough

[leaden glade]

backshots PLEASEE

[sand oriole]

Please forgive me ignor

What

Do you really mean that

[leaden glade]

what about it

[sand oriole]

Kinda slutty!

[leaden glade]

uh huh?

what about it

[sand oriole]

Nothing!!

[crystal light]

are you guys okay

[sand oriole]

Yeah

[sand oriole]

Sigma jerma

[sand oriole]

You're so mean to me

Do i really deserve all this opposition

Is my behavior met with equal force

[slim nacelle]

Yes

[leaden glade]

ngl your takes on tf2 are ass but the rest lowkey chill

[sand oriole]

My heart aches

[astral adder]

Jarvis, post gif of naked black man in the corner with comically large ass cheeks with the caption "why is everyone so mean to me"

[slim nacelle]

It's the addition of everything you've done

[sand oriole]

What have i done

[slim nacelle]

You really made about the worst first impression on me

Like it was horrible

[sand oriole]

Damn

I have no ideea what i ate this morning

So i don't know what i even told to you back then

[sand oriole]

Most of them are exxagerated

But I just don't like the game

Tf2 feels like hitting my hand with a hammer

[leaden glade]

womp womp

[slim nacelle]

do you really get that mad from getting killed in a video game

that has a 20 second respawn timer

[sand oriole]

I don't get mad

I get annoyed

And i play games to have fun not get annoyed

I'd imagine my take on tf2 can't be that much of discriminatory factor

[golden prism]

Ngl 20 seconds is suicidal

Especially in this day and age the attention span is like 0.2 seconds

[sand oriole]

💔

Jim was the only kind one

[slim nacelle]

I don't see how that's my problem

[sand oriole]

Immediate feedback my beloved

[slim nacelle]

if you want immediate feedback then don't play fps games

You wont see yourself getting much

[leaden glade]

play bejeweled instead

[sand oriole]

Fps games are like

Top immediate feedback things possible

You shoot you get a kill

Wdym

[slim nacelle]

FPS games are games where you die

and have to wait

and you have to walk back and forth

[sand oriole]

Depends how the game is made

[jaunty vine]

nooob alert.......

[slim nacelle]

what kind of fps games you playing

I thought you played minecraft and roblox

[sand oriole]

Yeah

The tank game keeps you busy even after you die

So there's no boredom when going back

[slim nacelle]

are you actually one of those people who can't sit still for 20 seconds

[sand oriole]

Which is like 30 seconds

[golden prism]

Play arma3

[slim nacelle]

Yeah that's a great idea

[sand oriole]

Yes but 20 seconds multiplied for every death

Becomes a big number

[slim nacelle]

Then just don't die

[sand oriole]

I would if my pc could handle it

I played a zeus mission only

And it was really fun

[golden prism]

Arma3 is peak other than it's a bit outdated technologically

[slim nacelle]

a bit is generous

[sand oriole]

Or just not play the game

[slim nacelle]

That's also true

[golden prism]

Skill issue

Stop dying

Lock in when gaming

[sand oriole]

Lock out

[sand oriole]

He even emoted

[frosty compass]

play payday 2

pirate the dlc cuz fuck starbreeze

[sand oriole]

I played payday2

It got boring after a bit

I thought it was gonna be some super cool stealth robbery game

Not COD zombies with robbing stuff as a sidequest

[hollow plinth]

^

Boring ass waiting game for half of it

Then you play DSOD and get sniped everywhere and downed in 3 bullets no matter your build

[frosty compass]

eh I'm addicted but yeah

there's a shitton of stuff in payday 2 that just sucks ass

death wish feels too easy and death sentence is purgatory

shame they barely changed that shit in payday 3

[slim nacelle]

my friend plays payday 2 with those mods that overlay your hud with a bunch of other huds

[sand oriole]

Payday 3 is literally

Cs2

[frosty compass]

slopmaxxing

[sand oriole]

Same game same issues but new looks

[frosty compass]

not true

[slim nacelle]

meanwhile

[frosty compass]

they somehow made it worse issues

😭😭😭

[slim nacelle]

I have 0 hours but have payday 2 installed

[sand oriole]

Damn

I refunded it

[frosty compass]

locked in

[slim nacelle]

Payday 3 is a fucking horrible game

[frosty compass]

good job

you are mentally sane

[slim nacelle]

I pity the people who prepurchased it

[sand oriole]

I wish o could refund battlebit 💔

[slim nacelle]

I played the demo and it was actually just shit

[frosty compass]

think someone gifted me it so I don't really care

[slim nacelle]

same here

[sand oriole]

I'm a huge battlebit hater

Both the game and one of the devs

[slim nacelle]

Battlebit is ruined by the maps

[sand oriole]

The guy who made the maps is the guy who made carpat on unturned

Arguably the second worst map in the game

[frosty compass]

when I played it the only way to actually live longer than 2 seconds was going Medic with an SMG or as a Gunner

everything else sucked

still liked how you could drone strike though

[slim nacelle]

Idk what class I played but I had an m4 that couldn't kill a cop in 5 headshots

and the gunplay felt like shooting a water gun

[sand oriole]

And when some people tried to remake carapat, when they were almost finished, the battlebit dev guy told them to fuck off and not make a remaster of the map

So that way

[frosty compass]

which game

[sand oriole]

He could still make some money

[frosty compass]

I'm confuse

[slim nacelle]

payday 3

[sand oriole]

From people buying some cosmetics from his map

The guy's a dipshit

[frosty compass]

y'all got any heat?
we got abysmal dogshit

[slim nacelle]

flaming dumpster

[frosty compass]

bronze jade wouldn't like this....

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/pen-borrow-borrow-pen-regular-show-apenasumshow-gif-23848273

[sand oriole]

Can't wait for battlebit to die

And see all the youtubers who glazed that shit game weep about it

[frosty compass]

I think it's already dying

p sure that game had like

6 digit numbers when it releases

now it's judt

[sand oriole]

BATTLEFIELD KILLER BEST GAME EVER

sub-par roblox fps

[frosty compass]

4 digits

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/995877007684554874/1262206826250899547/Screenshot_2024-07-14-21-30-41-68_50ef9f5a0f3fc24b6f0ffc8843167fe42.png?ex=669c58b6&is=669b0736&hm=a2936dc3a146ea24e0216a749771a8f3693d3b908ceeaa7a14c21f1bc23113d9&

no time for dat Goku..

[frosty compass]

now this is ass

[sand oriole]

Thank god

I want too see battlebit dead

Clean shot

[slim nacelle]

look at that player drop

[sand oriole]

Their mapper weeping like a dog

For what he has done

[slim nacelle]

46k~43k to 17k

and then down to 8k

[frosty compass]

das kinda freaky

just remember we lost inside job season 2 for more big mouth slop

[slim nacelle]

[sand oriole]

When I'm in making the worst things ever competition and my opponent is a game stuido

[slim nacelle]

There's too many games on steam that I need to play but will never get to

[slim nacelle]

They're competing to see who can make the most abysmal dogshit yet still get people to buy their games

[spring warren]

"snipers are doing well, we're going to remove every sniping position ever because they're not allowed to have fun"

[sand oriole]

Snipers ruin battlebit doe

You can have 50 snipers in a game where teams have 100 people

Literally only 5% of the map is accessible

Without getting insta put on 1hp

[slim nacelle]

There's literally no reason to not play sniper in battlebit 75% of the time

The maps are made for them

[spring warren]

I've only ever seen their spots getting removed and everyone just playing CQB maps instead of vehicle game modes

[slim nacelle]

smh

[sand oriole]

Battlebit is really

Just a bad game

[slim nacelle]

My favorite part of battlebit is the vehicles

[sand oriole]

It has some ok things

[spring warren]

and killing snipers is easy af, people just try to outsnipe them which is just stupid.

Yeah it is, nothing will beat bf3 and 4

[sand oriole]

But that's too little

[sand oriole]

Well not much you can do

[frosty compass]

battlefreak 3

[sand oriole]

They hit you once

2 hp

[crystal light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/1264033788565131345/IMG_3464.jpg?ex=669c66b3&is=669b1533&hm=2f470ab3eeae7b17ca4f71d54d97c0b8cf1aa09e960ed2d6e9a6d9d118ca8b1c&

[sand oriole]

Wait 10 seconds to heal

Get hit again

[slim nacelle]

I can't get it any of these games where you can do freaky movement

[spring warren]

just dont get hit then 🧠

[slim nacelle]

Like the crouching and prone shit

[spring warren]

Phantom force stype shit lmao

[slim nacelle]

they're like l4d2 hunters

[slim nacelle]

exactly

Dude fucking leaps at me with an smg

[crystal light]

whats with all this yapping about

[slim nacelle]

here druggy

take your memes

[crystal light]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-leonardo-dicaprio-gif-11093508514145904464

peace is restored

[slim nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761349513440657408/1264056071190876160/out_of_freeman.mp4?ex=669c7b74&is=669b29f4&hm=3da9b628a66ff1ffb08c6302adf57f067e3ac11d2e843d7afd87c2790eafe581&

[glacial nest]

pls song name

[slim nacelle]

fuck

https://youtu.be/UGeJoaBYg04

there we go

[glacial nest]

tyty

[sand oriole]

Pf's movement got trashed