#meme-zone

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sand oriole
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All that game caused was frustration or boredom

nimble vessel
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That's fine

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It's not for everyone

astral adder
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except when your game glitches and 8000+ particles spawn and all available 247 sounds say they are playing and you get 2 fps and then you die and have to run 8500 blocks to get your stuff

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based off of experience

sand oriole
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That's because you can't make modpacks properly

astral adder
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hey the modpack was running smoothly for 3 weeks

sand oriole
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Particles: decreased

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Embeddium: installed

astral adder
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the sounds

sand oriole
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What mod caused it

astral adder
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i dont know

sand oriole
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Maybe it was a memory leak

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Can happen

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Still happens less than getting utterly dogged on by a ukranian sniper kid

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Minecraft? Infinitely better

astral adder
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the sound wasnt audible but the game said that there were 247/247 sounds playing

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and there are usually 13 or something

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and the max is 247

sand oriole
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Might actually be a memory leak

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Install gpu memory leak fix

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Ez

astral adder
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it was with the stellarity mod when i entered the hallow in the end

sand oriole
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Never heard of that mod

astral adder
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its a mod

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wait no i think its completely a datapack because the items do not appear anywhere in the thingy on the right in inventory

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i forgot what it is

sand oriole
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It's a datapack

tropic herald
sand oriole
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@chilly moat do you want the laughing merc or mourning merc

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Taunt

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you're the only one who actually talked to me in a civil way about tf2 and I'm not ever using those things ever again

chilly moat
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laughing ig?

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rly not necessary

sand oriole
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I have nothing else to do with them

ashen oriole
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Where are my nutrients? I need more memes.

slim nacelle
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sell it or something

sand oriole
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Damn

slim nacelle
sand oriole
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I can't add people from mobile

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@chilly moat send a fr

chilly moat
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oukay

astral adder
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i gotta play ss13 again

slim nacelle
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its so peak

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jim me boy are you joining us for casual @chilly moat

leaden glade
slim nacelle
chilly moat
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okay

leaden glade
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i won the mge btw

slim nacelle
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YOU ARE A MAGGOT HATCHED FROM A MAGGOT EGG

leaden glade
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jou woulda fucked my ass with demo tho

sand oriole
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What

astral adder
sand oriole
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What

chilly moat
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he WAS fucking your ass with demoknight

sand oriole
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Wmahat

leaden glade
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true

sand oriole
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What

leaden glade
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true

sand oriole
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What

chilly moat
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false

slim nacelle
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I used to main demoknight so it's not surprising

leaden glade
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but i realized im a scumbag so i went back to soldier

sand oriole
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Proving my point that soldier is braindead easy....

chilly moat
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he just kinda fucks up demoknight

leaden glade
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🛏️ nah im just ass at demo

chilly moat
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@leaden glade accept the fr

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i AM trying to join you for cas

sand oriole
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Now you will go into casual

slim nacelle
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We're in a casual match already we should requeue

chilly moat
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i can join midgame

sand oriole
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And you'll get shit on

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By this guy

leaden glade
sand oriole
chilly moat
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did you decline??

leaden glade
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accepted it hink

chilly moat
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oh ok

nimble vessel
chilly moat
# sand oriole

queued into a game with someone who had a name worse than that

tropic herald
tiny cypress
sand oriole
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Moaning in vc

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And asking people for ages

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And he had 3 more people with him

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So you couldn't kick him

nimble vessel
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TF2 community sucks

sand oriole
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Sucks?

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It's cancer

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Actual tumor

nimble vessel
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I'll agree with you there

sand oriole
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Mandatory execution for everyone with over 500 hours

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In public

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Nobody bothers to help them

chilly moat
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there goes anyone who still plays the game today

sand oriole
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I want tf2 dead

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Clean shot

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I don't have the keemstar gif

nimble vessel
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Guess I'm publicly executed gg

sand oriole
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Oh so you main demoman

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How about you join the US combat engineer squadron

astral adder
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oh so you main soldier?

nimble vessel
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I don't have a main

astral adder
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die for america

chilly moat
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oh so you main medic?

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on the bed now.

nimble vessel
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Also soldier was never given permission to die

leaden glade
sand oriole
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Didn't you say you're not gay

leaden glade
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who said that

sand oriole
sand oriole
crystal light
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@sand oriole wssp bbg

sand oriole
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Hii!

chilly moat
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he said he wasnt THAT gay***

sand oriole
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I'm over here fighting for my life

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Explaining the plebeians that tf2 is a bad game

chilly moat
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also @leaden glade i dont think im getting in the game...

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like ever.....

sand oriole
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They stabbed caesar because he was right....

leaden glade
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are we not queued

chilly moat
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i am

leaden glade
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we rr

chilly moat
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ive been waiting for like 10 minutes

sand oriole
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Trolled

nimble vessel
sand oriole
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It doesn't count

astral adder
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yea like THESE

sand oriole
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Like finding you

chilly moat
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i cant keep playing with my casual badge for much longer

sand oriole
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Tf2 battlepass

frosty compass
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what if it was called freak fortress 2

sand oriole
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Would be finally good

nimble vessel
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New event

slim nacelle
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HELL YEAH

sand oriole
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@chilly moat happy birthday

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Send you the trade

chilly moat
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thanks pookie

sand oriole
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😊

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Use it to taunt snipers

chilly moat
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i will

leaden glade
slim nacelle
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i wish I clipped me slamming you with demoknight

leaden glade
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i was dying so bad

chilly moat
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wtf is ahppening

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i cant chat in tf2

leaden glade
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rip

slim nacelle
chilly moat
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AHHH

sand oriole
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Free to play

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Noob

fallen lake
chilly moat
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update???

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another one???

slim nacelle
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wiat what

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no way

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restarting rn

sand oriole
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They made sniper one shot to body

slim nacelle
sand oriole
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With the new gun

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Barret

leaden glade
chilly moat
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53 MEGASHITS??/

slim nacelle
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where do you find the patch notes

nimble vessel
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TF2 gets updates just not big ones

sand oriole
nimble vessel
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Just need to wait

slim nacelle
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They fixed the maps

chilly moat
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wow big moves by valve

leaden glade
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L

sand oriole
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Imagine a 2 mb update is the activation key for a super update they worked on secretly and kept adding stuff to the game bit by bit

slim nacelle
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THIS IS THE MOST UPDATES WEVE HAD IN YEAR

chilly moat
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5th update of the whole year 😭

slim nacelle
chilly moat
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omg

slim nacelle
chilly moat
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its telling me the same thing

sand oriole
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Shit on

chilly moat
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wtf

slim nacelle
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no way the items servers are down

sand oriole
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Tf2 shit game tf2 shit game

slim nacelle
chilly moat
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GAME is down bro

sand oriole
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Xaxaxa

slim nacelle
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i remember when this used to happen

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It takes them like an hour or some shit to fix it AW_Scream

sand oriole
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Bro lost his inventory the second he got a new taunt

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😭

chilly moat
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i cant take this im gonna get off and get back on in like an hour

sand oriole
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Crisis

slim nacelle
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Im adding u on steam rn

chilly moat
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i couldnt WAIT to sticky jumper ullapool caber snipers and LAUGH at them after

slim nacelle
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SO REAL

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Im going to YOMIH rn

normal ether
sand oriole
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I should give joumn the crying taunt so he can cry after he gets shit on by any class because demoknight is utter sogshit

slim nacelle
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I have almost every taunt in the game

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i don't want your shit

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Probably stinks anyway

sand oriole
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Acting all cool now are we

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So smug

slim nacelle
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Gioni you're literally a catnapper

sand oriole
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You're a speedbump

slim nacelle
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I'll show you a speedbump mf

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send you flying

sand oriole
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What does that even mean

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Speedbumps ruin suspensions

tulip mango
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Drive over a tall speed bump at 80 mph in a vehicle with zero suspension

chilly moat
nimble vessel
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Half zatoichi better if you don't have fresh installs to farm

chilly moat
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Opposite i think

nimble vessel
nimble vessel
chilly moat
drifting rampart
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.

sand oriole
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The cat is fine

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And likes me

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Checkmate liberal

slim nacelle
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Just straight up

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KICKED THE SHIT

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Out of some dude in YOMIH

sand oriole
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Huh

slim nacelle
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recording the clip rn

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he didn't get a single unblocked hit on me

sand oriole
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Yomih?

slim nacelle
sand oriole
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He let you win

slim nacelle
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I gave him a chance to recover

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And yet he still fumbled it so hard

sand oriole
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Let you win

slim nacelle
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he burst out of cooldown TWICE

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I even told him "they always burst off cooldown"

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AND THEN HE STILL DID IT

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BRO DIDNT THINK I HAD IT IN ME TO JUST PARRY HIS BURST

sand oriole
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Hr likes and you and let you win

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Take the hint

slim nacelle
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Dude had custom settings on too

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we started far away from eachother and had a 20 minute chess timer

fluid agate
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@sand oriole type parking

slim nacelle
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Like I needed 20 minutes to kick his ass

slim nacelle
fluid agate
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i know right...

sand oriole
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I'll end you

fluid agate
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hey! i don't have a girlfriend

sand oriole
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Wonder why

fluid agate
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me too

sand oriole
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You're hopeless kid

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Give up

fluid agate
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who are you calling kid

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don't you have school tomorrow jit

sand oriole
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Your inconsequential tiny ass

magic rain
queen carbon
sand oriole
slim nacelle
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Gioni got clowned on so hard today because we just kept telling him he has a skill issue in tf2

vale relic
slim nacelle
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And now he's like this

sand oriole
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Taking summer lessons

slim nacelle
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LETS GOOO

fluid agate
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talk to the hand ✋

sand oriole
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This has nothing to do with you

fluid agate
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nah this discordia shi is serious...

slim nacelle
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I thought I just heard a voice

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strange

astral adder
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mb

sand oriole
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Chessecapo

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You know

slim nacelle
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Sounded like some kind of rat squeaking

sand oriole
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I keep saying mean things

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One day I'll cross the line

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But I won't know it

sand oriole
slim nacelle
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I just heard it again

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That's so strange!

sand oriole
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Call the exterminator

chilly moat
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Eat

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Eat them

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Mmmm

sand oriole
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What the rat

chilly moat
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Yes

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Mmmmmmmmmm

slim nacelle
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hmmm

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Hmmmmmm

sand oriole
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Fried ants

chilly moat
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Average southeast Asian low budget food

sand oriole
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Lichens

chilly moat
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Mmmm

sand oriole
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My relationship with joumn has been irreparably damaged

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He will forever hate me

sand oriole
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Hi rogon

leaden glade
slim nacelle
sand oriole
slim nacelle
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Why did they give the fire curves

astral adder
gentle oriole
sand oriole
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Fire isn't an element....

slim nacelle
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Oh is this the one where they tried to market it by making clod seem like a fan favorite

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But it just didn't work

crystal light
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@gentle oriole wassup bro

sand oriole
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Imagine

slim nacelle
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On gang fr

sand oriole
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Elements as in

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The periodic table ones

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130 or whatever nations fighting

gentle oriole
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Bromine Bender

sand oriole
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I think hydrogen would win

fluid agate
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me if i locked the fuck in

slim nacelle
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Yall ever be chillin and then

slim nacelle
slim nacelle
sand oriole
fluid agate
slim nacelle
gentle oriole
fluid agate
slim nacelle
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LMAO

sand oriole
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Actual horse meal

astral adder
fluid agate
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it's for tomorrows soup

sand oriole
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You're a literal

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Thing

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People use you

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To transport things

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That's it

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You're a horse

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The typa horse you kill for leather in Minecraft

slim nacelle
fluid agate
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they call me horse hcapo

slim nacelle
gentle oriole
slim nacelle
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He ain't livin for long don't worry

sand oriole
gentle oriole
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Sorry, I only follow orders given by hot anime women

slim nacelle
fluid agate
gentle oriole
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You're a secret 3rd thing

slim nacelle
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Literally

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How did you know

sand oriole
gentle oriole
astral adder
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get him !!

fluid agate
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you know what i don't like about you?

sand oriole
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Don't care

astral adder
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the rot consumes

sand oriole
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Whatever you say?

fluid agate
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everything...

sand oriole
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I'd rather cut off a nut

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Than HAVE to listen to you

sand oriole
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God literally cries

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When you open that trap

fluid agate
slim nacelle
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LMAAOOO

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I fucking love this gif so much

sand oriole
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Dead cat in trashbin

slim nacelle
astral adder
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so true

sand oriole
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Chesecapo

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We're not done

fluid agate
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i love this album so much

slim nacelle
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1 sec I need to check out this entire album rn

crystal light
fluid agate
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plastic death truly moved me

slim nacelle
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My playlist goes from like

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Piano to

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THIS

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Which is a very abrupt change

astral adder
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mine isnt like that

gentle oriole
slim nacelle
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So my playlists are wacky

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And also on youtube because I have adblock

sand oriole
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What's that song from justice

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That's just a chase song

slim nacelle
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I hope you enjoy

astral adder
slim nacelle
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Isn't spotify super wacky and shit

astral adder
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mine works fine

slim nacelle
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Like it doesn't have certain music and you can't post your own shit

astral adder
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pc and phone

slim nacelle
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I have adblock on mobile too lmao

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I haven't gotten ads in like 4 years

fluid agate
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the advent hatred this man holds is just... AHHHHHHH

slim nacelle
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The dopamine spikes from giving a dude a box and having him say 'thank you!!!" as he walks away

fluid agate
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this is my favorite song off plastic death

slim nacelle
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holy damn almost 10 minutes

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I'm listening to the whole album rn these songs are long af

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strangely their voice reminds me of bo en

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pale machine is peak btw

gentle oriole
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NOTHING RHYMES!!!

crystal light
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bornana

gentle oriole
crystal light
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by the famous developer imran sohail

leaden glade
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WHAT

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Mentally ill music my beloved

slim marten
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Rogon please let me into the royal family

native wave
leaden glade
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its over

astral adder
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shut up

chilly moat
fluid agate
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plastic death moved me

leaden glade
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so real

worldly tusk
slim marten
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Moral of the story is:

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Ok so there was this woman, a random dude, Uncle ruckus and I and outta nowhere unc ruckus just calls me a “lil Epstein”

gentle oriole
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Was he wrong though?

slim marten
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Anyways

gentle oriole
wispy zephyr
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like nah i did this once and i got banned for FRICKIN' 72 YEARS

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also hi i am new

magic rain
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I got banned the same amount of time for typing the n-word in console (mods are able to see what you type there)

wispy zephyr
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sheesh

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damn

slim marten
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The world if they made that the guys that throw grenades to the elevator get all the damage they do reflected onto them

wispy zephyr
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Like i really didn't knew why i threw that grenade

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i thought "damn this shi could be funny"

magic rain
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What server was it anyways

wispy zephyr
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i don't really remember it was a russian server or something like that

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so i really could just monke around

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becouse i knew that i wouldn't play on this server

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Bro forgor it's not team fortress 2

hollow plinth
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Ohhh man. Get fuckin free-for-alls immediately after everyone respawns

wispy zephyr
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you

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actually got a point

crystal light
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many years ago when i played this game, every server has friendly fire

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shit was the trenches

magic rain
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Every single FF on server i joined, there was always a guy stalking me, waiting until i was cut from the MTF wave so he could headshot me from the back and steal my stuff

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Every FF server without exception

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Since then i have never joined another one

fallen lake
slim nacelle
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❤️

slim nacelle
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it's so fucking fun to just speak to people in RP

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the unique people you will meet on ss13 servers

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This video is also fucking amazing thank you for posting it

frosty compass
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space is so cool

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when im in an awesome swag coolness competition but then the endless cosmos of space walks in

slim nacelle
normal ether
gusty crater
fluid agate
vale relic
tiny cypress
fluid agate
cursive halo
vapid swan
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the slow but sure rise of ss13 posting

magic rain
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They 100% can see it

solid token
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The 72 yr ban is bs

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I thought max was 50 tho

magic rain
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Why did you quote me if you're talking about other banned guy lol

solid token
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No ur ban was bs

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No one except staff could see it and it’s not even directed towards anyone

magic rain
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Ohhh

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Yeah it was the redd room mods

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A couple of months later the server owner died

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And redd room died

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Alongside the creator

cursive halo
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MAX CAP THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE

gentle oriole
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@valid imp Tell me the name of that cat.

buoyant cosmos
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When doc would need to down you to heal you

summer wigeon
fresh finch
normal ether
pine sage
summer wigeon
pine sage
summer wigeon
pine sage
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We got W Corp Outis and a Heathcliff with a gun

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Probably just a red magical bullet

noble axle
noble axle
spice urchin
summer wigeon
cerulean nexus
dawn heron
unique talon
willow rivet
summer wigeon
willow rivet
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from what game?

summer wigeon
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limbus company

dawn heron
gusty crater
velvet linden
sand oriole
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They still have the same price because of him

dawn heron
gusty crater
dawn heron
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Oh wah

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Why does Messmer keep a fucking hippo

gusty crater
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idk, he is weird

frank pier
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Finally something good to watch

sand oriole
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A break from the lobotomized shitfuck or whatever it's called

tepid grove
celest mural
celest mural
civic pewter
north iris
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AIGHT BRO.

tiny cypress
hollow plinth
normal ether
mortal ruin
valid imp
tiny cypress
tiny cypress
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we kneel for Leda ClassDOh

rich geyser
slim nacelle
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If a woman gave me that look I'd kill people for her

north iris
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i've already killed somebody for this woman

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i'll fucking do it again

vapid swan
tired oak
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my guess is someone tried to use AI for an update

hollow onyx
ruby walrus
hollow onyx
rich geyser
quasi estuary
sand oriole
hollow plinth
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Yummers

hollow plinth
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Yummers

hollow plinth
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Yu

hollow onyx
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when are we getting a yummers emoji

chilly moat
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aw nah who done scramkled all over houselander 😭 😭

gusty crater
chilly moat
quasi estuary
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now go and buy a pair of programmer socks

spiral seal
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''theyre stealing all your date use linux use firefox'' Son im just a number for them and im not important enough for them to use any of my data for nothing else but targeted ads and neither are you

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this is basically my brothers

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plus im too lazy to use linux

north iris
chilly moat
raven dove
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bro looks 40

chilly moat
gusty crater
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its not though

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this man hasnt heard of puns

spiral seal
hollow onyx
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sorry I don't spend my days learning the name of every sharp piece of metal known to man

opal moat
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false

opal moat
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riposte an action of making a quick return thrust in fencing

gusty crater
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your name is in the bubble

chilly moat
quasi estuary
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deleted original chat nvm i can't differ pink from purple

north iris
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stop leaking pictures

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of yourself

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brainrot

hollow onyx
quasi estuary
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oh my god CHINA INFILTRATION

crystal light
hollow onyx
crystal light
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brotha uses a discord client

dire pollen
quasi estuary
alpine forge
hollow onyx
chilly moat
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hhuuuunnnnhgg

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huuuuuungnnnngnnddd

hollow onyx
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go on, count them

chilly moat
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fivvve... huuuuuunnddrgghh....

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ffffhghhiiiive. hhggun.. ggghhh... huuunddrrrreeeegghds.. cigarettes

crystal light
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lmao

hollow onyx
chilly moat
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bc i dont think they thought that someone would count them

hollow onyx
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they simply did not know their audience

fresh finch
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fortnite!!!

sand oriole
spiral seal
normal pine
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Dang People are short

quasi estuary
astral adder
feral comet
crystal light
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cehck pins

quasi estuary
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fuck he caught me

crystal light
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i was there when it was written

magic dune
unique talon
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no dignity these days...

slim nacelle
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The machine smoked the rest

normal ether
slim nacelle
quasi estuary
fossil edge
fluid agate
quasi estuary
vapid swan
slim nacelle
queen carbon
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what song is this

slim nacelle
hollow onyx
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FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO POST IT

slim nacelle
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❤️

fallow geyser
slim marten
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truly one of the specimens of all time

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I would like a little Henchmen

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give him a beer

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see how he would react

leaden glade
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:3

leaden glade
hollow onyx
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give it vodka shots till it passes out

slim marten
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show him the wonders of technology

leaden glade
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REMINDING ME TO DAYDRIN NK

fallow geyser
hollow onyx
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it's legally not resposible tho

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it ain't got papers

leaden glade
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THIS SHIT SOFT AS HELL WHAT THE FUCK

fallow geyser
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It's gonna get executed

slim marten
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Goa can you do me a favor and buy a 0 alcohol one and bring it to me

fallow geyser
hollow onyx
slim marten
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i Live at -40.581961,-73.0184741,17.88

leaden glade
fallow geyser
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my name is walter hartwell white

slim marten
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Can you leave it there on the sidewalk

slim nacelle
hollow onyx
leaden glade
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alcohol free isnt good either

slim marten
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Ay I like mi bitter shit

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I like bitter things

leaden glade
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henny

hollow onyx
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give a monkey absolut it'll be funny

quasi estuary
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I've just learned some secrets of tenor-jutsu

fallow geyser
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Rate this cat i found on the internet

hollow onyx
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what the dog doin

fallow geyser
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That's a cat

hollow onyx
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mb, what the automobile doin?

fallow geyser
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the fact that you're from slovenia makes the yugoslav refrence 2 times worse

hollow onyx
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im not

fallow geyser
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aw man

slim nacelle
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Jake vs Finn is scary to watch

slim marten
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Goe Is it a factual Statement or rubbish that you drink daily

quasi estuary
hollow bolt
wispy zephyr
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ZAMN

wispy zephyr
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The Horse seems to be a sigma member

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W rizz horse

hollow bolt
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what are you saying

hollow onyx
fallow geyser
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Guys I got a problem

wispy zephyr
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also tf a horse doin' in the scp meme zone

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who let him in

fallow geyser
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My right side of my brain was stolen

wispy zephyr
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Nahhh

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like mine

fallow geyser
hollow bolt
wispy zephyr
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nuh uh i don't have nor left or right

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i has 1 braincell

fallow geyser
wispy zephyr
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they be goin' to meme school

quasi estuary
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oh boy tons of green roles

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i shouldn't bully them i shouldnt bully them i shouldnt bully them

wispy zephyr
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CHIEF IS TAHT YOU

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DAMN I AM A FAN

slim nacelle
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What the fuck are these guys doing here

hollow bolt
fallow geyser
hollow bolt
quasi estuary
slim nacelle
fallow geyser
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We are a cartel selling blue 409 crystals

wispy zephyr
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Can you chief tell me how to change the oil in your 6090 years old nissan murano?

fallow geyser
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We are makin' cash

north iris
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personally i'm a big fan of women

wispy zephyr
north iris
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gotta be my favourite gender

civic pewter
wispy zephyr
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yea

slim nacelle
wispy zephyr
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gtg

slim nacelle
civic pewter
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me when no milk

quasi estuary
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FUCK you beat me to it

hollow bolt
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what the fuck

magic rain
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😳

slim nacelle
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Have you guys seen the crowdstrike crashes

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Business used antivirus put out an update that crashes the pc

quasi estuary
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on windows computers

slim nacelle
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So now businesses around the world have crashed pcs

quasi estuary
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linux wins again

slim nacelle
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And the most fun part

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You can only fix it MANUALLY

ionic acorn
hollow bolt
slim nacelle
hollow bolt
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ok me gone

slim nacelle
ionic acorn
civic pewter
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me when i see you in public ( you are homelander)

hollow bolt
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👋

slim nacelle
civic pewter
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Who has the need to take a poop with me

north iris
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i made this from a meme that got sent here

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saying "armed minorities are harder to oppress"

leaden glade
quasi estuary
slim nacelle
quasi estuary
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moment when your company is doomed because the new guy has made a shitty update and every business computer in the world has bsod'd

slim nacelle
ruby walrus
magic rain
slim marten
# slim nacelle

I get Why the other survivors wished he or she fucking died

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What kind of retarded ass shit is that

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Actual infuriating

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how come Scum like that Survive the green flu

slim nacelle
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Didn't survive for long thats for sure

slim marten
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I Hope so.

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hope he got gutted alive by a witch

sand oriole
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It's a zombie who wrote that

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Disinformation

slim marten
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clearly is one of them guys that would try to reason to a zombie if it´s one of his Family members

sand oriole
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I think zombies would be chill irl

slim nacelle
sand oriole
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Like why would attack you

sand oriole
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You would curb stomp one

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And the rest step off

slim marten
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unless it´s like some rabies on steroids type shit I would say they will be pretty harmless

astral adder
slim marten
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Nothing is dangerous if you can Outwalk them

slim nacelle
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okay but

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if it's like

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10,000 zombies

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Outwalking them is no longer enough

sand oriole
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There wouldn't be 10000 in the first place

slim marten
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You have to Fuck up REAL Bad to make an entire city follow you,

sand oriole
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Everyone can outwalk them

slim nacelle
slim marten
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What did you do blow a gas station?

slim nacelle
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10,000 is like

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1/10 not even of a city

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8.3 million people are recorded to live in NYC in 2022

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That's just the people LIVING there

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Not accounting for tourists

slim marten
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Fair enough

sand oriole
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Yeah and everyone one of them can shit on a zombie

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Like

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Non-issue

slim nacelle
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have you ever fought a human being before

slim marten
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I Choked one

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kinda regret I stopped

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What one of kind annoying fuck

sand oriole
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But a zombie is

gusty crater
sand oriole
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Shit

slim nacelle
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a zombie is a human being

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that is dead

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and doesn't require their internal organs to function

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So they're more resilient

sand oriole
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Ok

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Legs

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Idk

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It's a zombie

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Use a stick

slim nacelle
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Yes it's a zombie

slim marten
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just grab like a trashcan and throw it

slim nacelle
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It will literally impale itself on a stick to reach you

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They don't feel pain and don't know fear

sand oriole
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Exactly

slim nacelle
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The psychological damage you would take by just being in their presence is enough to cause some people to lose their sense of rationality

sand oriole
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So they can't do shit

slim marten
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Would´nt that make it easier since they´re Reckless?

sand oriole
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Non-issue

slim marten
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they are more predictable that way

harsh owl
sand oriole
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Only problem is of the zombie thing can infect animals

slim nacelle
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You slip up once

sand oriole
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There wouldn't be thousands

slim nacelle
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And your life is over

sand oriole
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In the first place

slim marten
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I mean if we are considering More than like 20 Infected following you

slim nacelle
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In the case that they can spread the infection

astral adder
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i dont think you guys realize how insanely strong people can be if they dont hold back

slim nacelle
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There would be a lot of zombies

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Not all of them are hunting you actively

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But they're in the area

hot dagger
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Does anyone have that one image of a guy staring at you, trying to explode your head with telekinesis or smth

slim marten
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But I know most people in the chat aren´t that clumsy to bring out an entire concert worth of people

slim nacelle
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To get away from the ones following you, you have to either kill them or run away.

spiral seal
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A standard zombie infection that has the zombies slowly walk would have a 1% of actually causing society to collapse

hot dagger
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👍

gusty crater
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zombies when i FLOAT DOWN!!!!!!! on them

spiral seal
slim marten
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Ye

slim nacelle
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The main worry for a zombie outbreak is missing one

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And that one zombie finding its way into civilian areas and just killing people

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Most normal people wouldn't even try to fight a zombie

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And just die

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The elderly, the young, etc.

slim marten
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I trust they will try and fight back <---(Grave Mistake he has faith that people arent stupid)

slim nacelle
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oh god what is this color

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This color looks like shit wtf

spiral seal
slim nacelle
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god damnit

slim nacelle
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I'm thinking about a zombie outbreak where I live

slim marten
slim nacelle
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Which is a suburb or NYC

spiral seal
slim nacelle
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the suburbs are filled with old people, and NYC is a hellhole where the night is dangerous

spiral seal
gusty crater
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don't forget that zombies exist on a time limit since they are a rotting corpse

opal moat
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there is no zombie infection the military could not cope with

slim nacelle
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I'd like to believe that's true

slim marten
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Never Understimate the UN

opal moat
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the idea that any zombie outbreak could end in the extinction of humanity is ludicrous

slim marten
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They will manage to make no big deal of the most Dangerous shit ever

slim nacelle
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I hope one day we get to see a zombie outbreak

opal moat
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have you SEEN the breadth of the US military industrial complex

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theres no feasible way

spiral seal
slim marten
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you know something that would fuck up the entirety of a zombie outbreak

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the fucking Navy

opal moat
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i mean especially if you consider that the biggest counter to a VAST majority of zombie apoc scenarios is a BOOM BOX AND A BOMB

slim marten
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at that point humanity Just Wins.

gusty crater
slim nacelle
opal moat
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zombies attracted to noise? very loud boom box or siren, put a bomb underneath it

slim marten
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the monkey bombs

opal moat
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keep doing that until all the zombies are dead