#meme-zone
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i wanted a color nobody has
werms
The horrors
Aaamaaaaaziiing Graaaaaaace
another story i have
and i'm as serious as possible
in 7th grade
we had this super old programming teacher
and like when a girl went to the blackboard, as she was coming back to her seat
the guy slaps her ass
and screams
"tell your mother there's a pedophile at school and he loves you"
i wish i was pulling this out of my ass

What the actual fuck
i dont know π
i have no ideea what heppened to the guy
either hu turned into dust or he's locked up somewhere
he was unironically a quadrillion years old
some babies are said to be dropped on their heads
but this guy was clearly thrown on the celing fan
i dont have any other stories that i can remember of rn
4 HOURS OF SLEEP!!!


btw the stories i just told you
best icebreaker for a date
(hasn't been tested yet)
birg
lol
self meme......
This sucks
Isnt the belt & road initiative going through eurasia?
They fund a lot of shit like satellites and fusion reactors
True
there are mihoyo workers operating a NUCLEAR FISSION REACTOR
The future of humanity pushed forward by Pedo spyware Inc. π
the same people in charge of making decisions regarding Genshin impact, honkai star rail, zenless zone zero, etc. now have a nuclear fission reactor
And some other stuff
Probably spy satellites
Im going to miss Mi Katana on the Trunk
Forgot to take it
Maybe I'll get it tomorrow
GENSHIN FUNDED WHAT?
Yeah I was too Fixated on Checking the Armory on Rosewood Prison that I actually Forgot like Half the weapons on the Trunk

Next up they'll have a pmc department or something
Ay <250 Hour Player Shenanigans
I have like 13 hours in project zomboid
I remember that game
could never find anybody to get into it with
10/10
It was fire
There were a few roblox prison servers I played on that were really good
I fucking loved that shit
Used every last dollar I had to buy all the dlc when I was about 7
wonder if they're still up
how the hell do you check your past games played on roblox
π₯
loved that shi
also π₯
some of yall weren't around before jailbreak took over and it shows
Jailbreak is ass doe
redwood was diffrent, I still got that map engraved into my skull
Jailbreak be like wow our game is well made and unique
Let's add a car that nukes the map and fucks everyone's mom irl for 2646274737 robux
is jailbreak the one with good driving
and that's like it's only appeal
i played redwood for pvp
also this
I don't keep up with roblox drama but probably
Love how all the games are about
Jail
But 98% of everything that happens is outside
prison life players would curb stomp a kid for walkin into the wrong area
yes
YEAH
This shit was awesome
The one good thing about roblox is that you can abandon your game but it still gets sustained by the platform
they made a revamped version of it too last ive heard
Okay it was kinda shit
some fucking guy was making prompts show up on everyones screen
with yes or no
and just spamming it over and over with the most unfunny edgy shit
had to be some 13 year old kid who just discovered slurs and swears
well yeah not expecting much there
also never go back to childhood games it just ruins it, never gonna even look at pixel gun 3d gameplay
when pixel gun 3d came to pc I played it a little bit
but I didn't have my old account
so not very fun
I'd either stomp everyone because it was kids playing or get 1 shot across the map with the strongest gun in existence
Also I couldn't even play my favorite map
As a skulldozer enjoyer it doesn't look overkill
It looks quite tame tbh
My roblox account is cursed because I have this armor
And it ruins the outfits of every game I ever play
And I'm not spending money on this shit to change my fit
I don't play Roblox so I don't know how big of a deal it would be
I basically look out of place in almost every game
There was some game I used to play with mining and melee combat and shit but I can't remember the name
Lemme see if I can find it in my games list
A spec ops sniper in a witchcraft game?
HELL YEAH!
It just is
Can't find it
theres so many cursed ones its wild
Most of the games I played on roblox were pvp because I fucking love pvp
Oh I found it
HOW
time traveler
@wanton salmon
these types of posts are awful
You're Satan
It's not too late
Jesus will forgive you when you've done His bidding
@little oxide isn't that right?
this doesn't work on me im a muslim
huh?
That's the same thing as being Satan's child (according to christianity)
do not share this post and you'll be awesome β’οΈ
me when I lie
me when i lie
me when I Quincy | Cat Manager | #pet-pictures Manager
Jesus got me π i'm tweakin fr
does someone have that gif of goku reading in the library
how dare you try to defy my religion brothers
reddit atheist
I'm just super racist
storage upload. again
i would love to one day go to a mili performance but the guilt of turning such lyrics into an audible reality eats me alive every day. i would never be able to look any of the members in the eye
anyways lyric creds again to @/ayavanni on twitter
You should see the stuff I send to @little oxide on a daily basis
I'd get arrested if I weren't already on the run from the authorities
i'll get you, its just a matter of time 
Kungfu ahh man
Should have contact Saul Good Man
A can of AriZona iced tea is cheaper than a bottle of water
Well thatβs good, people that are chronically addicted to water have a healthy alternative
RAWWWBIT
this gluttonous asshole is the bullfrog
Why do you have this saved
THIS MMOTHAFUCKA IS THE COCKAPOOOO!
If you see these small pink eggs, FUCKIN' ELIMINATE THEM IMMEDIETLY
who leaked my moves, also who is that guy cosplaying as me in the right
I LOV ARIZONA
uk drill
jump off
crashing the plane
good choice
7, replace my brainrot with scarlet rot
Jump off
yall really scared of the hoes huh
I'm scared of hoes becauss
What if a hoe tries killing me
:(
I would get so scared
the dark knight rises intro scene
" saying I scare the hoes ain't fair, what if the hoes scarin me " ass grindset
a girl that ain't liable to kill you ain't fun
i am terrified of those whom are named "hoes"
Pull the cord on my vest
Busses are a nice transport ngl
shoutout trains π£οΈ
Fffffffffffffuuuuck no
WDYM I'm on one right now!!! π‘
Buses are horrible
not my fault yall gov don't care about busses
I remember
Buses can be a good transportation
get a better government, shoot your president or sum
If you live in the right country
It was the same as it was in the past
toxic people in chat and some dude complaining about ptw and tryhards
its still alive?
ah
Curvy
Today is π
that's a weird plugin
" waiter, waiter, more injuries please! "
Your news is outdated and wrong
yummer
Did they homelander his face
Why don't they just make it so that left and right controls the time while up and down controls the audio?
We have considered your suggestion and decided to add it into our premium service.
Fear and Hunger prison guard showing up after i lose the coin flip to save the game
Scoliosis
timezones, nerd
matter of fact
you not even a nerd cause a nerd would know that
you a geek
Real
W
8country's
3, keeps max distance from milenia and i get window seat
4οΈβ£
not even premium is safe from that shi
youtube premium gotta be the most useless thing ever
unless they make it so anything over 720p is premium
in that case then yeah premium will be useful
and youtube will also die
that's what it does unless you have changed the audio with your cursor... cuz it's like a selected element
it's stupid
like they have the up and down arrows right there for the audio
Indeed βββ
Meow :3
i would incinerate you with a cremation machine
Why
I'm like agreeing with you
"Bron-bron"
life imprisonment
Without the possibility of parole
Skibidi dop dop dop
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not funny
Funny
Is this a real picture?
Yea i took it
It's so meaningful
Has the Lego Movie always been a 4kidz version of 1984
Freddy
This ain't real right?
Nah its real
I don't believe it
Nah id win
wow wonder who found that one out
Least advertised video
Did you know 90% of gamblers quit before they make it big
Also im like 97% sure that's an AI mouth overlay
nah its legit, listen to him
Baka
What happened to Rogon the IΒ°? Did he got Overthrown by the People
we don't talk about the first
let's just say there's a reason rogon right now is.... a bit strange
ααΊα¨α αα α αα± αα αα α΄αΎααΉ α¨αΎα α αα± α€αα’ αα α ααΎα αα’α
MakeΒ΄s Sense
It's a shame he had to go out like that tbh. I know he had some controversial techniques when it came to population control, but you have to admit that it was pretty effective
Rogon was a good meme zonian... shame we lost him
May he rest in peace
never knew him to well
but By How do you make it sound, He was a good man
being gay is my choice and I am described by people as "violently homosexual"
When you go for a snack at midnight but the fridge only has shit that needs to be prepared
why are you searching your fridge for a midnight snack
the fridge is for refrigerated meals that need preparation
being gay is the choice of a giant space being beyond human comprehension
Sweets
so real
Since making a stash of chips and soda is basically sending yourself in bankruptcy now
2.5$ for lays my ass!
4 years ago a big bag of chips was like
1.2$
Soda can was 0.5$
No
He is funny looking guy
Has the PM sleeper agents awoken in this server
I've always been here
Dear god
There's more
same here
is it normal that when I cut myself by accident I Smear my blood on my face
what
Yeah I donΒ΄t know I Do it by instinct
do you also capitilize letters on instinct
I've been wondering
I do something similar with the letter I
Yeah Dude Why Do You Do That
Yeah
T'is unfortunate indeed
This is not real
lobotomy corp 13
I'm so glad
When the game has 2d women instead of dogshit balancing to scream at at the top of your lungs every time you open the game
π
what in gods name are you saying
Elaborate?
yeah that
It's so unfortunate that rappers use such amazing music for only 17 seconds or less
and then make it completely shit after that
On a completely different note
Only play dogshit fps games oorah
dogshit fps games vs chad literally anything else
o7
What's that? Terrible fps game balanced by a preschooler?
It's free too?

I just can't play singleplayer games
It's against my being
It's painful
FPS Players when the Sniper Loaded In a Fuck off .50 BMG Bullet kills them in one shot:
Singleplayer games are just easier to make than multiplayer
no shit
I imagine Tf2 Players going to fucking limbo after getting shot in the head by a 30-06 cartridge that bounced of a rock while some random dude shot a deer just complaining about how itΒ΄s fucking OP And shit
tf2 players love to winge about how sniper is a no skill class and piss easy
mfw underleveled clerkoid did the attachment work
What song is this
or do literally anything that can easily counter the squishy sniper class
Joumn if someone just picking a class forces you to change your playstyle to deal with them
It's a bad game!!!
that's tf2
baka mitai music box cover
Thus...bad game....
I really like tf2 because you have to change class
That's why I like tf2
because if someone is doing something that I don't like
I can change my class
and fucking kill them
I can also play any class I want whenever I want and have fun
I like tf2 because of the artstyle
"Nooooo but my MELEE CLASS Demoknight canΒ΄t counter the guy with a bolt action 308 rifle from across the map Wahhhhh"
And I don't have to even change my class
Everything else?
because I can just say in chat or vc
Upmost dogshit
get mad
play scout until they leave
return to my dogass loadout on demo
BECAUSE ITS A TEAM BASED GAME
Maybe get a job Change the fucking merc youΒ΄re playing
you don't play tf2
Imagine a class based game where
They make sure
Every class is equally gun
Fun
And can beat each other equally
are you trolling
bait
are you trolling
Sorry not sorry tf2 is a shit game
win my knife fights for 3 pretzels
ayo?
Collect my pages.
when and where
It's a shame I forgot all of mae's one liners
i dont fuck with spy
And for your knowledge i did!!!
sidesteps you and backstabs you
"all in a days work"
There's witch daggah
LMAO
Deluxe
I play literally every class on a semi-competent level
premium
Prestige Razor blade
i fucking love engineer
Engineer is peak
The battlepass
everything else im only competent at
engineer i pop off
Thanks
I like every class because I have fun playing all of them
"Wait there's other classes besides scout"
I'm not even good with scout either
I just don't like playing any other class
If I had to say what my favorites are it's soldier, engineer, spy, in that order
i play sniper
i cant hit my shots
i get drunk
i sticky spam instead
(i get two kills because i dont play demo
While playing an MGE Map i flicked my friend like 4 times with sniper and then I shat myself for the rest of the match
I played pyro a lot but if you deflect one rocket the 4 soldiers in the enemy team go direct hit and completely destroy you
don't even need the grenade launcher I can just use boots
If a pyro can deflect my rockets I just walk at them until they airblast and then I shoot
Baiting airblast is so easy to do
I did good at reading and whatever
if they don't airblast by the time I am infront of them I take out melee and beat their ass
No loose cannon?
It's just that 3/4 soldiers I'd meed only used direct hit
plEAS
I'm dogshit with loose cannon π
THIS VIDEO
And would just jump on you and shoot point blank
my bad
Gg
didnΒ΄t want to trigger some traumatizing memories
not irs
for direct hit soldier I play engineer or spy
Whar
I dislike loose cannon
For the direct hit soldier you requeque
The knockback is mean
And I struggle with double donking because my instincts are to shoot
direct shit vs direct shit
Direct hit soldiers fold to a normal soldier with rocket launcher
come forth misser of hits
Or just like
any class with medic
they only have 4 rockets
before they have to reload
they either miss every shot or they MGE constantly
Direct hit soldiers are braindead kids who go pint blank and deal 384737 damage
no inbetween
Real Chads just abuse Mini Crits RNG with the Escape Plan
and push the shit out of the enemy
I abuse the whip
or Die by a shot in the stomach

ARES GABE MAKE THE SCOTSMANΒ΄S SKULLCUTER DO 250 DAMAGE + AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
NOOOOOOOOO
airblast
airblast
my favorite thing to do in tf2 is play maps that have pits and airblast people into the pit
COUGH COUGH DOUBLECROSS
it feels like an infinite tdm
OF COURSE IT QUEUED ME TO 2FORT
some people like that ig
you know there's a filter right
oopsie
And shotguns overall
Unfortunately they buffed demo and soldier into oblivion
For some reason
hello
please donΒ΄t call my parents
Granny is gonna have a blast then
I play 2fort because the people on 2fort are wackjobs
2fort engineer is an experience like no other
your entire team is level 1 braindead players
or they have a golden pan and every unusual in the game
shits fucking insane
also friendly lobbies
When i first palyed tf2 i first played community arena servers
Because i was used to the cs1.6 server selector
And didn't know how to use the tf2 matchmaking
I used to pop off as sniper back then
I was a literal infant
Dunno how i did good
Nowadays I can't play sniper fo shit
I always try to wall bang people

And forget the game isn't that advanced
tf2 would be hell if sniper could wallbang
nobody would appreciate bullet penetration in tf2
Heavy in casual has to be the utter most dogshit class immaginable
heavy in casual is amazing
any class in casual is amazing
every class can kill every class
Not like one soldier does more damage and almost has the same hp
it's a matter of skill
if you're dumb enough as heavy to stand in sniper sightlines you deserve to get headshot
or just use fists of steel
Damn
or call a medic
or just dodge
And aren't a sentry
The whole map is a sightline
Hoe are you supposed to play
If the sniper can move wherever
every map has cover
shoot sniper
forever is not what I said
you're coping
You're providing bad solutions
Sniper is a horridly balanced class
There's no going around it
A class that punishes you because you play the game is a braindead ideea for game design
this is bait
a class that punishes you for playing the game π
I almost laughed
Of you as a heavy
Go out to fight with your team
And you rev up
Get shit on loser headshot lol!
Next time jump around with firsts of steel and avoid existing in the same lobby!
A sniper can shoot you in every place
a sniper can't shoot you in every place
not every map has a sniper sightline
gioni talking to you is the most painful experience I have ever experienced I'm leaving
Didn't know there was an airsoft field map
People just can't accept tf2 hate
π
I believe in a different way to solve problems
If many people complain about something i find it more logical to fix said problem rather than just telling people you're dogshit losers get good
Which is what you've been telling me this whole time
heavy π
Colo tero
make the ground shake
This pic
Looks as if the main carachter
Is the ss guy looking at the camera
"yep that's me" ahh situation
When did Fortnite add javelins
I only played fortnite
For the 20v20
Where you take put the enemy mascot
And the 50v50
When they removed those things
Quit forever
It felt like
Battlefield
But you can build
So π₯
I must say guns in Fortnite are
can more games do Melee Counterattack Mechanics
Like cod executions
But to counter it
You get a quicktime event
Like in BF4
If you suceed your opponent gets one too
And so on
Until one of the 2 misses the quicktime
The first time someone CounterAttacked Me i got flabergasted
And when I did my first counterattack I was like
When you get attacked by the front by knife you can spam the Melee Bind to CounterAttack the enemy player and just Cuck them
Ah
QuickTime event is cooler
For back and front stabs too
Imagine 2 guys screaming at each other while doing a back and forth of quicktimee
I mean itΒ΄s not actually spam you have like a 0.2 second time window to press the F Key to counterattack or else youΒ΄re dead
Particle Accelerator Execution
Every realistic fps and survival game
Never includes shitting
Oyu eat and drink
But never shit
I feel like this oversight is just too much
You should be forced to shit before going on a loot run
And if you don't
And you get shot at
You shit your pants
And get slowness
Actual realism
None of that dayz bullshit you get a wet sock and your balls fall off from the flu
ThatΒ΄s realistic tho canonically your character has Iron deficiency (real)
or atleast I think so
Man if only project zomboid was a first person 3d game

And foxhole wasn't a top down shooter
I'd play those things non stop
I'm sure that if foxhole was an fps it would have quatriple the players
It would be heavenlyp
Persistent FPSMMO war
Sure it might have a big influx of people that only want to play for the shooting
But there's definitely ways to work with that
Stfu
I'm a dumbass
U dont have w rizz
?
why does he look like a Pikmin
Aren't they like siblings?
why did my message get deleted
Whats wrong with sibling love
in sest is a banned word apparently
I think its the one game with the alabama
Ok cool
Also aren't they killers?
The sister yea
idk but im more concerned with what prettyberi posted
is the suit full of fart
Yes
wtf,,
yall remember when 720p was HD
its not even japanese
I know
Dame dane
music box edition
that wasn't so scary (defiantly not lying like i shit my pants)
It just a cool night timelapse from a game
What is the name?
Ok it's a night timelapse from a mobile game lol
It looks cool tho
I haven't played stalker
I do want to play it
the newer one?
I didn't think the new one was out
comes out in September
oh yeah :/
The dev survived?
That's crazy
Nope
hope it's as good as it was hyped up to be in like 2022
They cancelled it once or twice many years ago.
Unless i'm mixing it up with another game
they definitely cancelled it
because the devs were getting bombed in ukraine
Porn brain rot garbage
The people who do this are so fucking cool
I have the highest respect for cosplayers
Ninjago
someone help me solve this be a mega chad
- Went on twitter
- Saw a cool account making fun out of bad accounts/posts on accounts
- scrolled for around half an hour
- dead internet theory is real.
I love Twitter
It's filled with ragebait now
But if i don't buy it it died in vain
We are the bots
True
Who the hell is using a steam controller in the modern day
Some people
Crazy people
The answer is either a Riddle itself or (less likely) Ouroborous
I was crazy once
Hush
it was ouroborous ty
years of being a batman fan paid off
do i want to know what that means i misread its so late im so tired ive been doing this stupid puzzle thing for hours send help
if you wanna take another crack at it, i cant figure out how to subtrace from polygon sides
this might sound stupid but the answer might be B?
we think the first number is 18, adding up red, blue, green, and yellow (the amount of letters)
I'll take that into account thanks
tried "b" didnt worky sadly (if you have any other attempts lmk we're all just standing at the door losing our minds)
I
the last one was a word, personally im guessing we get numbers, then convert them to letters, altho i dunno if thats right (tried I)
its the code for the last door to a secret market we're trying to access,
"I am the equN !your final stop"
is what I got from translation, guessing equinox or something
Have you tried "I am"
its something reacuring
just tried "iam" and "i am"
I don't know the answer to this riddle, have you tried A-Z and possibly even AA-ZZ
currently I'm thinking its
"Brown" "Eight" "Infinite" which you "in the number of letters" get 5, 5, 9 to convert to A-Z
OH can you also write "Fuck you"
lmao
I don't think that would work because It would get "E E E I"
truth
i think the first paragraph suggests you get a hidden word from each fetter/chain
it also suggests you take the number of letters from this word
it also suggests there are 4 words (but there might be three instead of four)
What about "I am equal"
as in the code for the door or the braile
no for the door sadge
It says fetters instead of letters
Maybe it's a clue
Saw this ad
You're french what
biochemical kid
Ye
Je veux tremper mes yeux dans de l'eau de Javel.
No, I'm not actually going to apply bleach to my ocular system.
eva reference (not the hospital kind)
i wish you were dead, le'cat
he means eva from walle
ok you can actually be quiet now
hello spongebob
was more like a -50 dmg shot because he missed the head



