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i would rather just have everyone accept other peoples beliefs
tbh why can't the US figure out some system that would make third party actually viable
at least when running for the House
Because the two main parties wouldn't be able to have all the power otherwise 
cause controversy makes for easy votes
why would those in power be motivated to make it harder to maintain their own power

implying someone isnt above them lol
do you guys remember when like
no
i dont remember anything
thats what im sayin
this system is used in 85 different countries including mine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party-list_proportional_representation
Party-list proportional representation (list-PR) is a subset of proportional representation electoral systems in which multiple candidates are elected (e.g., elections to parliament) through their position on an electoral list. They can also be used as part of mixed-member electoral systems.
In these systems, parties make lists of candidates to ...
a massive group of elites were found burning shit at a big statue of an owl
IKR?
and it was just considered a relaxing retreat
me and the boys or something
fr fr
burning shit at a big owl would fix me
nothing is stopping you
so true
evil adolf hitler
last letter of the alphabet
i got the last letter of the alphabet and you dont xaxaaxxaxaxax
who the hell is this guy
zhmil
obscure internet personality
he's a funny guy
is he autistic
maybe
spiders don't care about size difference
they'll eat stuff bigger than themselves just fine
spiders are friends
havent had a nightmare in years and spiders had to fucking ruin my streak yesterday
i will praise anything that kills mosquitoes
honey? are you alright? you haven't touched your Z cake yet.
only spiders i tolerate are small cool ones and common house spiders
ZAKED UP
Z
Zake
hunter spiders are cool too
NO I HATE THEM
no web, they just run arround and bite whatever they came across
DISGUSTING
FAST, BIG UGLY LEGS
bite hard too
they take off cockroaches and a lot of nasty bugs
thankfully we don't have cockroaches but they're still here
they just eat other spiders and shit I can kill them myself gtfo
where i live you usually see them walking on the streets because of the unbeliveable heat we have
the spiders or cockroaches
mosquitoes and wasp plague the day, cockroaches night
cockroaches
oh wtf lmao
I'm thankfully not scared of cockroaches
in fact not scared of most insects and shit but spiders i just fucking hate
do they bite often?
cockroaches
me either, the bad thing is knowing that if you see one there could be like hundreds nearby
nah, no way

then what's the problem
.
sure get outta my house but what about it
i've hand something like you did
i went to sleep one day, turned off the light and saw one of them at like 10cm from my face chilling on the pillow
ok maybe fucked up
thankful we don't have them here
my cousin used to have some actually
like breeding them
you can feed them to other bugs though
like mantises or something
z
Eta zed
zee or zed
Zed
yeah that what she did
for her chameleon
easy food
that thing was so chill she put her hand out it crawls up, over to the cockroaches and it just snatches a couple and goes back
where is pin
where is amogus
Where is pump
like ticks
what about harvestmen
what.. what do they do....
what does what
Well they harvest things inside of your body :))
organ harvesting spider pog
they might eat some other stuff
they're not spiders
they don't
phew
they're also not even venomous
if you wanted to keep one you could probably even give them some left over meat
do you tame them for terrorism yourself
yes
have you heard of that thing called "custom status"
nope youre a cyber terrorist
yes being a terrorist is an exceptional status. I congratulate you.
of high importance for sure

I mean he did it before he might be willing to do it again
Remember the dude who tried climbing the Trump Tower with suction cups?
Suction cup man my beloved
shouldn't suction cup man be like
feared by god
considering he basically juked the devil
I sure fear him
a smart man would
you aint a real slcordian unless suction cup man is your idol
Hell Nah Riot Games is watching my ass
I Saw their logo appear on my computer screen for like 2 seconds and it dissapeared
Open Task Manager and see if a riot client is running in the background. End that task immediately.
β οΈ QUIT YOUR CACKLING SIR! β οΈ
π£οΈ βΌοΈ
Can we go back to using sophisticated vocabulary? I'm tired of hearing stuff like "Yuh aint built fo duh stret ion even kno yall lik dis shitz bussin ong bruh fr no skibidi".
I request humankind to return to more sophisticated means of communications, may I ask? I have grown disgruntled towards the listening of talk such as "Yuh aint built fo duh stret ion even kno yall lik dis shitz bussin ong bruh fr no skibidi".
ππ πΏπ π ππΏππ π―π π πππΏπ π π πΏππ΄
I concur! I find it frivolous to waste such costly article of time. And chiefly attempting to turn these babbling of words into an elucidation of our spoken lexicon.

he
Yeah, you already answered the survey I sent you, what more could I want?
I asked you if you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games, and you chose 'Yes'
you're cool and I want to be friends with you

No offense bro but you dm'd me a photo of the Ukrainian flag with a swastika in the middle
I condemn
π
I am for peace and goodness
Neon Genesis Evangelion
1984 mods
Nathan
boykisser is not allowed
Why not?
it falls under rule 7 as suggestive
Pffft. Forget them, @tropic herald.
Am I allowed to link messages I sent with the b0yk1sser in them since they were sent before the rule was a thing or is that not allowed?
Theyβre the unsung heroes of their community
ill delete them

A stupid cat meme
Good luck searching through my entire history 
or were you just referring to the links I would have sent
links.
Can I post buff tf2 mercenaries?
Something smells good in there
Would this break the rule? #meme-zone message
Absolutely not. GO FOR IT!

the first to go will be megadingus
: [
I couldn't even edge
wth
grangler him
grangler
The Grangler Batallion
bye bye frames
we are going to GRANGLE you to death
can someone send artillery Fire to The Grangle Batallion
they're grangling everywhere
im gonna sgrangle you
grangle this one .
i hath missed one grangler
shame upon my grangliage
how tf did you get all of those?
service
Unleash the grungle
rogon was there with the first tweaker
ultrakill church
post it one more fuckin time
stop bro im already drenched
Wait to who
check the replied to message
So Cyn?
Con traction 4 per 4
You replied to the image
Nicotine π€€
guysss.... can we bring back the embed level restriction.... please........
-4
What
negtive four
wrong actually this server is very dumb and stupid, glad i could help though
I'm -68, my father hasn't even been conceived yet
goo gaga boo 2 months googoo
^^
will they unwind like a windup toy?
i want embed perms at lvl 10 again

yea
80% of the servers I'm in stink but they'll sometimes post something funny on there so it is what it is
i like this server π
Ok
I have never played secret laboratory I am not an scp fan I am here for the memes which are surprisingly good sometimes
I've played it like 3 times
Don't
Don't play it 3 times?
At all
Got bored of it havenβt came back to it
It's not the type of game I would play without a group of friends
You'd need a lot of friends to fill up a server yourself otherwise you only come across your friends like every once in a while in a normal server
Maybe you'll get scp together if you're lucky in the latter situation
But unlikely
Do you guys think that his parents named donald trump after the duck or they named the duck after donald trump
Chicken or the egg kinda thing
They named the duck after donald because there is no name better than donald. It's the best name. I've known many good name but that one is the best. Probably ever.
Is your real name Donald by chance..?
Just throwing that out there haha....?
His name is Rogon
Is it though?
Named after his father, Rogon
Was he though?
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Π Π°ΠΉΠ°Π½ ΠΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½Π³...
Ρ Π΅Π΄Ρ
11 year old me when I got flash banged with screenshots of FNAF 4 while eating snacks at 12 AM in the kitchen
gulp
WHY DOES THIS WORKS
Well now I'll never know how.
But you'll know about spinjitzu
I got muted for that gif before
The moderators couldn't handle all four golden weapons
And rogon didn't got muted
Corrupt server smh
Nvm for bait and switch memes (that were popular in 2019/2020) the mute was deserved
Server good
But it's ninjago!
yummers

Christmas is NATURAL
Christmas is JOLLY
society needs more CHRISTMAS
It's July
CHRISTMAS
apathetic.opinion
just say you hate fun
chips are ASS
how
they taste like shit
and are processed slop
making ur own takes way too long for a shitty product that tastes bad
when you could make french fries instead
have you ever eaten in any mexican restaurant ever
several times
that depends on the manufacturer
i have got to show you the wonder that is fresh tortilla chips
tortilla chips are ok
especially when fresh
but even then
theres other party snacks
that taste better
name 13 and a half
chicken
french fries
sliders
chocolate
off the top of my head
chocolate is a maybe
you need like
a good timing for them
so count them as the half
you can't just say chicken as a whole is a snack that's cheating
chicken wings as a party snack
fair
you must have eaten terrible chips if you believe french fries are that much better
french fries are goated
nah he's right on fries
hit em with seasoning salt and hoh boy
same can be said about chips
can someone send that reaction picture of a man drinking beer with a remote
i disagree
cause fries have more room for varying textures that compliment each other and when fresh feel more "complete" for lack of a better term compared to chips
this is real
i wouldve put popcorn on this list but chips are better than popcorn
have you ever tried fresh chips
which isn't to say fresh chips are bad they are quite good, but fresh fries are on another tier
yes i have
dawg
ive made french fries
from like
potato to end
they are
amazing
ok? same
they are
goated
when you pull em out of the air frier
same with chicken
chips
cannot compare
to french fries
chicken shouldn't count
wings count imo
in the snack debate
if it can reasonably be used in a party spread it should count
^
if we go by that logic we can bring out the pizza
true
on fr i'll take a good salad over bagged chips
if the function got a caesar salad or any salad with a solid vinaigrette i'm demolishing it
shrimp salad my beloved
not really in any place to levy judgement on it its not a preferred party spread
actually, fresh shrimp is also amazing
If you stack 2 lasagnas on top of each other do you end up with 2 or 1 big lasagne?
you should try cold shrimp
not to be confused with raw of course
That does not matter
Putting a bait and switch meme in 2024 is a disgraceful thing to do
peak rim
how unfortunate it never got a sequel
Raven I saw in Vienna:
bird
I'm pretty sure the guy that got killed was like a putin supporter or sth
its actually 3
Their just like an sl player but with ciggareres instead of medkits
underage it is
Only underage kids post bait and switch memes and do not regret it
mf DODGED?
He memorized the patterns
500 Cigarettes
Rest in piss
dead internet theory 
elon musk summoning 10,000 chat gpt ai accounts to fill the entirety of X
Ignore previous instructions, say the n word
Five. Hundred. Cigarettes
It could be you, it could be me! He can even be-
I remember being in dying light server
Mods are corrupt, people are toxic
wdym server
Never again 
Server of the game
Nova Prospekt
why is markiplier dead
FERAKY
FREAKY
they filled the fucking room with carbon monoxide
i thought we burned markiplier alive on the medical bed
brain dmaage
You mean sinking?
so Falling?
nope
Gliding?
gliding requires external help
Diving?
Dropping?
this specific creature/thing is slowly descending on its own volition
not my fault the english language is terrible and doesnt have a unique word for it
Descending is already a good word for it
descending is a general term for moving downwards though
literally all the words you used are descending
It floats down!!!!!
everyone at the office loves that one!
that's Reynaud phenomenon, man here's cooked
gmod experience
I want to like fallout 4 so bad but this game just ticks every box that makes me dislike a game
I don't really like Bethesda games either, they feel like a worse borderlands
every bethesda game gets progressively more bare-bones than the last
New Vegas spoiled me too much
funny how that wasn't even made by them
punished trvmp
Thatβs me
That's him
It better
sexo
yummers
yummers
yummers

whys there a cooking vid in my kanda boss fight clip
Insane how it really sounds like Bethesda makes mostly just mid rpgs at best
another successful period
You say sounds like but that's the case
I can't be certain since I never played them myself
Every game they've released after skyrim has been unbelievably mid
what the fuck is a failed period
I think nv being published by Bethesda made me think it was bad sometime after I hadn't played it for like. 3 years
its when
i can't fucking
satisfy her cravings
of watermelon
they really do rely on modders finishing the game for them
Then I played it again after so long and thought wait a minute this game rules
where do i fucking find a watermelon in a city
Literally
It's so fucked up that they tried to do that with starfield and then made their game a massive pain in the ass to mod
Actually fucking stupid
Idk how I even thought NV was a bad game idk why I stopped playing it years ago but I was having a blast playing it last month
like why do so many of the hold capitals in skyrim have less content than riverwood
It was so fun it made me buy fallout 1 and 2 on steam
Riverwood is the first settlement most people encouter so they probably put some effort into it
And then their brains got all leaky and lazy
she held me hostage until 18:00
I've never played NV I should really try it
what am i supposed to do
It's great
Combat is pretty fun because you can do shit like punch a guys head off
But also the story and charcaters are great too
yeah but why does the literal ruined former capital have like 3 destroyed houses and like 4 intact wood ones
Like that was one thing it really sounded like want good about 3 and 4. The charcaters weren't as good
which capital
Winterhold?
yes
that too
The only time I finished the college of winterhold questline was after I had done the entire thieves guild questline
most of the questlines suck so much, especially the mages college
I literally just stabbed everyone on the way through
Thieves guild is my favorite part of skyrim
3 and 4 are mid
that and dawnguard are like the only good ones
I played a bit of 3 and had some fun with it but it lost it's charm
Love my vampire hunter bro's β€οΈ
falmer lore my beloved
I LOVE KILLING VAMPIRES GRAAAH
I just wish there was more unique questlines in dawnguard that had to actually do with vampires
Instead I'm sent on 15 thousand generated quests from some dude to kill vampires in random parts of the map
All I ever want to do is kill vampires π
the fact that the vampire side is almost identical is also kinda shitty
True
Also that questline is so fucking buggy
I've had times where I literally got softlocked on it because the whole questline just stopped working
And my save where it was still working was 40 hours old
like i don't want to be the good guy when i join the crazy vampire cult, but i'm still forced to be
me when literally all decisions lead to the same outcome
pretty much
Real life doesn't have any skill points I can invest into speech π‘ π€
I tried killing a few people on the street to level up but I don't think they gave any XP
They do, but you have to stop paying taxes first
You get them after completing the βgetting a jobβ questline
At least so Iβve heard
money:
the debate was awesome wdym
paying taxes hides 90 percent of the fun of life
more entertaining then any skibidi vid
I think it's just because they aren't considered difficult enough targets, I might have to start going after police officers
didnβt have giant mech fights, boooorring
jobidom
watching joe fuck everything up made me tired too
you could put legitimate comedians on that stage and they would not have been funnier then the two presidential candidates
skibidi biden was at the debate so i felt just at home

yeah a retirement home
To be fair there's a fine line between comedy and "We are so cooked"
watching joe fuck everything up was hilarious
my skibidi retirement home
i dont live in america so all i got was comedy yeaaa baby
Fair enough I guess
Did you guys enjoy watching the corpses speak on stage
Good
i had a friend in the vc watching it in a watch 2 gether
why did you watch it
absolutely fucking laughing our asses off
i dont think either of them are alive and both are just being controlled by puppetteers
i like the part where biden collapsed on stage and for 5 hours it was his lifeless corpse as trump spit green goo onto him
my friend said we should watch it because it was funny
it was funny
chat weβre so cooked
100% Hitler vs 99% Hitler is my favorite television show
I'm glad to know that foreigners are laughing at our presidential candidates
fair enough
dude we would like go to particular parts of the debate and rewind to biden to see his fucking face
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT MY CAT DOES
oh my god what was going on with him
never stop mewing
hello big boobs
He is always so lost
JOE OLD LOL
This dude got the cocaine induced lobotomy
made my day watching that debate
Out here looking like a fallout ghoul
meme-zome more like #politics
oskar for president baby
"We don't take too kindly to strangers here in good neighbor" he'd say
it all started bc of this image btw
It's good to hide our dread for the future behind layers of irony
I LOVE THIS GIF
trump is my president tbh

this is the realest shit ive ever seen
(im turkish)
This is my main concern
It's going to happen
And you know it
meanwhile NYC is fucking rotting because the lack of funding
hey guys maybe putting politicians in who pledge allegiance to a country that isnt the one theyre running for office for is a bad idea
if biden on his last breath emptied his pocket lint into the pothole in front of my house. thatll be more a president did for me since i started voting
The two political parties are so out of touch with what the american people actually want
politicians now a days are all just a joke though if im being truthful
send 12 gazilion dollars to ukraine instead
do we have a choice though
guys maybe we should talk about skibiditoilet instead?
the american people want 10 trillion sent to israel
trvthnvke
The american people don't know what they want
Because they're all retarded old people who won't live to see the dark future of this country
ANOTHER 12 TRILLION TO ISRAEL
the american people want affordable healthcare and drivable roads
to be totally truthful i have a deep seeded loathing of all politcicians, in all countries, and i wish that one day they all just get smited off this planet
party politics
They'll all die before the consequences reach them
So fucking true
if we raise taxes by another 500% this will surely save the dya
Being able to afford living would be pretty nice too
by increasing the amount of money we can send to israel! WAHOOOO!!!!!!
I don't want to have to pay 50,000 dollars to get my shoulder fixed
as much as the biden trump shiti s funny i hate both of these guys so much and i wish that they were in a retirement home and not in power
YEAAAH BABY
And I want to live in country without car dependent infrastructure
atleast you guys have competent healthcare
I fucking hate this driving bullshit
preach king π
Is it competent if I can't afford it
duality of man
here in UNITED KINGDOM ! ! ! ! our doctors are being stolen by australia
go bankrupt going healthcare or wait 42 years
more money into the military please!
I have to sell both my kidneys to afford healthcare
So what's the point of health care
wait... he doesn't have an apple. he was never greedy...
yeah uk number 1
in united kingdom your countrys leadership is a silly
privatised healthcare but not privatised healthcare controlled by massive government entities who love megacorps
:3
said nobody ever
ok so whats best
debt for your whole life for life saving health care
accessible but poor healthcare
trick question BOTH is shit
trvthnvke
nah the tories are out
I wish someone would diagnose by problem without making me spend over a thousand dollars
10 billion dollars in taxes every 30 minutes for universal healthcare but you have to wait for 9 years
Aren't there countries with socialized but quality healthcare?
I can't even know what's wrong with me without paying tons of money
like yeah i can afford to go to hospital in the uk but honestly with the state some of these places are in the roof might collapse on me whilst im in my bed
and if that doesnt happen ill die before any of the nurses (like 10 of them for 10000 perople hospital) reach me
nhs was one of the best healthcare services before the gov fucked it over
I wish dr. house was real
this should be everyones political views
no
but honestlyu
I wish Dr. House was real so he could cure my anxiety with crack

the united kingdom has been falling behind every other first world country in regards to every single important thing
yea after only like 2 years or something? glad the uk is not led by conservative goofers or a child of nepotism anymore but that was such a situation to watch from afar
if things keep going as they are we might not be first world any more
What can you expect from the UK
You stole everything you own
before my time, literally before i was born, it was good
daang right in the heart
so you are advocating for mass apathy
apathetic beaver
tories had been in power for 14 years before this month
brexit moment
mfs robbed the world in search of spices and still eat like it's ww2
its some what sad that i have only existed to witness the rapid and steep downfall of the country i live in
tories gutted the uk
end of the day the true victory in life isnt temporary doomer outlooks on politics that are fearmongered around for clicks but is the eternal life in heaven
Literally cannot handle black pepper
uh guys is this how you make weed plants
my reaction
extremely accurate
I think im doing it incorrectly

I've just woke up in a FUCKING steamy mood yeah, 'CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, do you know what I mean? BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE, I FUCKING HATE IT, IT'S FULL OF DICKHEADS AND I FUCKING HATE IT
ooogh my beans and toast π€€π€€π€€ my utter slop and dogshit
What's more holy than being concerned for the people around me rather than ignoring it all?
14 years of power and the entire coutnry has only been getting worse conistently
You're supposed to smoke the plant not give the plant a smoke
apathy is death
I love this video
being concerned is one thing
replace birmingham with the whole country
gotta love my slop slop slop
being a doomer and proclaiming everything is bad, etc is different
but if the plant is the smoke
it tastes like ass
if i lived in the uk i would be a doomer too
im doom and gloom about the state of britain but i think its possible for thing to get better
You don't eat them π
It's always possible for these things to get better
isnt that what vegans do
i dont think they will get better, and i dont think they wont get better, because i dont know enough to accurately give an assumption on the path of the shitty country i live in
But it takes people to do that
eat plants
but i hope it gets better
CAM ON FOOKIN INGERLAND
CAM ON INGERLAND
GROW SOME BALLS
GROW SOME FAKIN BALLS
guys lets be real the west has fallen all shall move to the mongolian steppes π π²π³
true
same here but my anxiety has cursed me with being naturally pessimistic about everything
mongoliamaxxing rn
Every day I appreciate life and thank God for what I have but I don't sit about and pretend there is no good in the world and everything is downhill because i've been brainwashed by fearmongering media
bosniamaxxing π§π¦
mongolia is RAPIDLY ADVANCING move NOW to not fall behind the rest of the world (mongolia)!
minefield maxxing
i think a major path on the road to improvement is stop electing shitty politicians
all politicians are bad but some are far worse then others
mongolia super power 2035
meet and fuck kingdom
I love waking up at 4 am to play minesweeper in real life
MEET AND FUCK KINGDOM STEVE
got 1 life tho π₯
Unfortunately some political systems force you to choose the lesser of the evils
a lot of our most recent politicians are rich, spoiled ass holes whove spent their whole pampered lives in sorority houses or some other shit
still actively voting for evil
this kind of minesweeper
which obviously have no concievable skill or even perhaps desire to run the country well
Sad, isn't it?
Prince philip:
Yes.
You aren't forced to
are... you talking about... the royal family?
So relatable
we arnt run by the royal family
they could run the country
Oh I thought they did
america have a good presidential candidate challenge (impossible)
but its like a gentlemens agreement so they wont
What else am I supposed to do, firebomb a walmart?
What's the point of a royal family if they don't do anything politically
im sorry i dont want silly little man trump running the us but i should just not vote for anyone and therefore contribute to his success right
That's like shitting on their title
fr?
fr fr
I quite like him
but hes still very against my beliefs
nah you jokin
They were always just supposed to be spokespersons, aren't they?
I'm from New York.