#meme-zone
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if your country started drafting would you purposely give yourself an injury to avoid deployment
true!
I'm not sure if they'd even consider me for deployment
If my country starts drafting
And i finished uni
I become an officer
If I didn't
I'm cooked
Depends how desperate they are for personnel
yeah
they specifically need people with torn rotator cuffs to be fodder
I'd make good fodder
which was odd
I'd probably be good at killing people...
Yeah but I like killing people
And won't shokt
Oh good point
heigh advantange
That is if you're fighting actual soldiers
Hey this an automatic weapon with illegal attachments IMMEDIATELY!!!!
IMMMEDIATELLYYYY!!!!!!!!
Guns are cool and all but I prefer melee
He yearns for the mines
Please god let me be a combat engineer cause that would be funny as shit π
Put a spear in my hands and I could wrack up some kills
i like guns they make me feel powerful!
If it were to come to guns I'd prefer to do maintenance
i love machetes too much tho
That's it
working in the farm with them are great
Have I ever posted a picture of the knife I got in here?
Considering you have arm problems and you're tiny
The perfect job isssss
Tank driver!!!
Why
an the tank shot wont hit you!
I've heard horror stories from my grandfather
As above so below
Did your gradnfather serve in an abrams
The new depleted uranium one
I don't think he was in a tank crew but he saw the results of the tank crew members
He worked more in the medical side of the military
I think that it's better to be in a tank
Tanks are great until they stop working and then you're in a giant steel coffin
And you're also a priority target
i love microplastics.
There's no such thing as one tank
There's like 50 tanks and 100 acps
If you see an US operated abrams it's better to just shoot yourself
Preferably as a US citizen I would not want to be in the army at all
Would you join the army
I have zero faith in the government to not discard us soldiers like we're worthless
If they let you keep the tank
OMEGA BASED
And Biden is on his way to be replaced
Equally based
I have no idea what the hell the democrats are thinking with Biden
The hell is this dude even talking about
I scared a US grunt once
is that chester stone
Define grunt
Ah
Sent overseas
AAAAAAAAAAAA
He took a g36 from one of the public stands
And locked the bolt
Ohhhhhh you're evil 
He definitely told stories about you to his bunk boys

GUH
Stories like "heh that guy was funny" or "that guy was a jerk"
I'm surprised he nwver
Saw a g36 before
Like he was actually surprised to see the gun
Considering that he was a nooby probably something like "I got bullied by a foreigner"
I mean is there any reason for him to?
It was most likely his first time seeing one
Any movie or videogame ever
Rogon one more gif and youre getting it
Yeah but its different to hold something you saw in movies and video games
Yeah that doesn't mean he'll instantly understand it's mechanics though
It's almost even more special because of it
Idk i recognized it instantly
No like he actually asked the guy at the stand "what is this"
The dude most likely had basic training in firearms and nothing else
Military bozo
I can see why you'd call him a grunt
I know how to like
Operate most guns from games lol
Guns are generally the same per platform
Safety off
Bolt release mag release and cocking handle
Usually different
Some guns are funny and do weird things
I've only touched a gun once
Song?
π
It was a shotgun
Guns are fun to reload
You're doing gods work
do yall fw weezer π₯Ή
Some of them are so smooth
Snipers are my favorite
I can't find it
It's one of these... probably
why didnt he just buy the 99 robux self revive? is he stupid?
And my favorite ever was the mp7

what are you looking for
You tried
Because that thing
Is so light
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!!!!!
Literally paper gun
I don't have anything new
I prefer quality over quantity
Yea I'll find it
If you post them so fast then nobody can even watch them
Rogon you need someot
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@hollow plinth
Thank you π
Nice
Lmao
Butch and the taxi driver in pulp fiction:
I kind of want to play DRG now
For you i meant
Human like reacting npcs would get peoples attention
The game that's perfect for you
I play a lot of different types of games
Pick....
So sandbox
Tf3 when...
If people made tf3 that would have motivated valve a lot
He actually canceled it!?
After a year
All the cosmetics are SO ass
Yes
idk what it did I couldn't notice any difference when I played
This update has some really cool stuff
Indeed
But it's only 40% of what it should have been
We're missing so many things when it comes to modding
I'm not sure why he didn't just port over the unturned 2 car stuff
that was what I wanted the most
Different engine
I mean they do drive way better
The modded ones at least
Vanilla will forever be bad
There's an extreme lack of good combat vehicles in vanilla
Other than the APC and attack helicopter
Which has 1 gun
And does meh damage
They're supposed to be used for raiding
If I wanted raiding gear I'd just do a horde beacon
APC is peak
I couldn't find any good maps that had people on it
I also have difficulty getting people to play unturned with
You can play in singleplayer too
True
Singleplayer gets kind of dull after a few hours though
Was the Call of duty Care Packages the First cause of gambling addiction?
Those are more likely
Gamblecore
The golden pan is still worth thousands of dollars
And I've seen people doing MVM tours too
I have 2 full tours or something under my belt
Mvm players are so cancerous doe
Most of my time on MVM is just messing around with friends
Solo queuing into MVM is actually painful
π
Nothing can be perfect
Other than maybe a few select games
That I can't name because I don't know what they are
I didn't buy Helldivers 2 because it was from sony
And I didn't trust them
which they then gave me more reason to not trust them
I've heard that the playercount fell off
As with every pve game
It still does have players
Just no that much media coverage
I had my hopes up for bsttlebit
But
Battlebit is...
That game's complete garbage
The guy who makes the maps for them
Os the same guy
Who made the least played curated map for unturned
And it's noticable
The maps are pretty bad
The dogshitness transferred over
If you ever are standing up you die
On most maps
Hit the ground or die you can choose
If i ever make an fps game
I remember battlebit being praised as a diamond in the rough of multiplayer PVP games and a shining example of indie devs vs AAA, what made people turn on it?
The maps are big and open which make snipers really powerful
Bf2042 was shit and people were coping
Bsttlebit was never good
Also that
Also you start with no guns or attachments basically
So some level 100 dude who does nothing but play battlebit would stomp you into the ground
And it takes fucking forever to level
So like Arma?
12 hours?
I remember watching an entire 20 minute video praising almost every aspect of the game, I am so confused now
All lies
I have 6 hours in battlebit
Paid Actor Moment
Or the video was made by a braindead guy who thinks getting a kill and the stomped like a dog for an hour is fun
And then i stopped playing
Many people have fun just getting a random kill per hour with an rpg
And then dying iver and over
Imagine arma but nobody has training and half your team are children
Arma is cool
my friends convincing me to buy the "next big game" only for us to play for less than 10 hours
I bought arma 3 recently but have yet to install it
Yep that's how it goes
I remember planning to use battlebit as my first real introduction into online FPS games, guess I'm kinda screwed in that regard
You should play TF2
Perhaps

It's different than a modern FPS though
There's no assault rifles or guns like that
Most normal gun you get is a shotgun with 6 shells
bullets π
There's demo and soldier who shit on every other class and then there's sniper who completely ends the game for everyone
!!!
^^^^
Sniper is like
play battlefield campaign lmao
Yeah, I know, I've played it before
or i dont know
Sniper is unique
because you either kill everyone instantly
Or you miss every shot and cry
whenever somebody is doing that on the enemy team I just swap to sniper and headshot them
or I swap to demo and counter them completely
you should just play a different valve game
And it SUCKS
Equally shit and cheater infested
Its even worse than before
Tru
It looks good that's about it
Graphically
You could have fun for like 3 matches on casual and then it gets dull
God please bless me woth 50k$ on the street so i can make my own game
So what I'm getting from this and every other conversation I've seen is that there is no fun PVP game in existence 
In most cases, yes that's it.
As a result the game is trash
It depends on your personal preferences and if you have friends who can make it fun for you.
All fps games are either braindead easy
Or cretinely difficult
There's no in between
You will never know greater suffering
Until you are feint spammed into a 1 shot headshot from maul
Fucking unholy ads
Allah is with me
it was alright but the balancing was shit, maps were too gigantic for some gamemodes and the game got updates far apart
also yeah, snipers were overpowered
Only gacha game I'm play is limbus company
Why my YouTube filled with shit
Here meme
ZZZ
Idk how to feel about it
Animation in the game is good and it has some charm but it's still a hoyoverse game
The charm is boopons?
God I hate anime games try use liveservice and lure sick people
It honestly disgusting
Be like ishmael
what is this guy yammering about
Don't be attarctive
Your local retarded with bad grammer
What else expected
Look at subtitle the ad
I don't get ads to know what the ad is saying
Subtitle
boopons are like
little dudes
They're overused in the game
And have the worst animations
Oh I see what you're saying
With jiggly boobs yes I'm totally get wrong idea
Boopons are not the charm
Anyway
The game has it's own stuff going on
Get Ohio brain rot
F
Stay calm
When Harambe died, humanity lost.
"You need to stay absolu......" and he's already gone
Ok
Ok
You should rename yourself to "A guy disguised as an NFT" and make your pfp one.
Questionable
No thanks
I apologize, it was a thought that I needed to put out there.
Well I have this game on epic
I think I should play it then
I can tell you how it'll go.
You will load into a server with the default loadout
Run for about 30 seconds, and then die instantly to a level 200.
I am simply telling you, there's nothing else.
Idk your teamates will probably laugh at your for being new
And then steal all your kills
That kinda happens in cod zombies as well
Woah orange
Well
I'm level 10 now as it seems
You level 30
!rank in bot commands
Or more
are you sure
Why do a lot of sad games on mobile revolve around cats?
cats are depressing creatures
Just completed nameless cat
Feel depressed right now
Never heard of it
I know someone who played this
Unturned is kinda ass ngl
Dudes brain had muscles
How about chess fps
Chess fps looks like it'd be fun for 3 matches and then you'd never turn it on ever again
That's literally what happened to me
Such is the fate of fps games
I have a lot of games on epic waiting to be played
There are games on steam that I spent money on that I've never even installed
Survival games are ass most of the time
Most games are ass unless you have friends to play them with
Then most games are ass for me
Single player games
Depending on the game they can last you a while
But eventually they'll lose their fun value
Ok
Me go to
barotrama mentioned, virgins rise
you got a problem with barotrauma little boy?
i do too. this game's fucking dogshit.
it's fun if you're security or captain
otherwise your job is to stand in front of a box and repair it
because no one else fucking can without getting electrocuted
tradition of greyshirts world wide
what they don't show is the 120 minutes of non antagonist assistant gameplay where you do literally nothing
Me sitting at cargo for the 5 hour round:
I get major dopamine spikes from the "thank you!" when I give people boxes
i just take everything people aren't looking at and sell it
had a funny story typed out but the server filtered it so oh well
π
got lynched by sec as QM for blowing the department budget on bees instead of mindshield implants during a rev round
LMAO
HELL YEAH BEES

Me and some other QM once bought a fuck ton of animal crates and just kept throwing them into this little vent that an engineer had made right into the singularity
we were feeding it
Until it broke out
lord singuloth hungers
dual SM engine incident
do you want crispy fries?
the patient need heroine
gg close fight
Note to self; do not watch Whang! while eating. Especially when talking about the Swamps of Degobah Reddit story.

why does she look like she from plants vs zombies
I thought she was when I first saw it but she's a giant weed leaf
The Fuck is that?
Lung cancer ultra pro max
Anything to reduce my lifespan by just a few years
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Have y'all watched this?
Scav work
Mods, can we just kill all the mfs please.
Nah
Ok don't
Always has been always will be
What game is that?
Lobotomy corp arc dunno what's it called
ALEXA WHAT'S MY LOCATIOOOOON
https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-anime-goku-super-saiyan-gif-16891612
I can't convince friends to play it with me :(
some of us are professional meme hoarders, you know?
my strategy was "if you don't know what you're doing, your opponent doesn't know what you're doing"
how the hell do you convince your friends to play
i had to dump meme folder bc it got to big, 1.5Tb across 2-3 years
i bought it for one of my friends LOL
made them play it with me for a bit
Tb? are you storing like entire fucking movies?
thousands of memes
the biggest memes are like 25MB
current files:
do you download every meme you see?
the funny ones
i just have a 2tb drive specifically for exess storage that i use for them LOL
jesus christ
not even a professional hoarder, you're just a dragon guarding it's treasure at this point
meme folder gets reset with new phone every 5 years
like a phoenix being reborn
i have to do it to often bc i download to many the the folder actually slows down bc there is so many files π
Wtf?
@slim nacelle did you always had nitro or got it now?
Also RAIN WORLD BANNER SPOTTED
That pikachu figure saw the horrors
Wtf
dawg adblocks are free π
he's on mobile
idk I'm just not broke
I don't understand sofia calling people broke, it's as if a cashier would say "heh!" after you card gets declined as she is about to loose every tooth
fair enough, I just spend the money I save on other stuff
money comes n goes regardless what u do with it
"Not having a modded android phone" moment
it all gonna get spent anyway so don't really make a diff how you spend it
except doing crack, that's the optimal way of spending your money
2020 phone with default wallpapers and 0 settings changed
https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945
Ass choice
cry about it fuckass, ion use my phone
Modded phone better
Wtf ion mean?
thats half the fun bro
they couldnt even move apps until recently 
Ok
yes they could?
What do you mean?
you've always been able to move apps
iphone couldnt move apps until recently i thought
ion rep an iphone
idk i dont use iphone, i remember seeing some bs about it a few months ago
some "massive update" where you can rearrange apps now
I got that samsung I bought in 2020 after using my old phone to scrape ice off a windshield
Ok so?
thought it was funny bc i took that as a granted on a phone
idk ive always had an android bc iphone overpay for less customization seemd silly
Its like always been a feature
π
I have no ads in yt because of modding
maybe i stupid then lol, i dont have one so i just assumed it was true since there were multiple things floating around abt it
fr, its very convinient
Yeah just lies/bait
although it sucks that they've locked bitrate to premium members now
Especially custom firmware
Makes the phone look better
i love my amoled black
Ok
i mean, its great for grandma and people that don't want to mess with any tech stuff
but thats abt it
I dont use my phone enough to need any special phone
who tf plays games on they phone
discord calls on ya phone not ya PC damn
Ok cool
I have Monster Hunter Now, Bloons Td 6, and YuGiOh master duel for when I'm stuck waiting somewhere for a bit
Alot of people
although I usually just read manga or browse stuff online
Some games are better on mobile then pc
Oh right i need to read jjk chapter 262
But that's just me
What games
Idk
Rain world
for me its more of a convenience thing rather than a "better" thing
Yes that's what I meant
It not better
But more convenient
Rain world has ass controls
On pc
The only game i play rarely on my phone is bloons
And now i got it cheap on summer sale
Cool
Mobile gaming is not for everyone
I prefer playing games on mobile if possible
I can't explain why
I would never play on mobile i swear, i hate having cramped and simple controls just needing to click my screen
i mostly play mobile games in person with friends so thats abt it, ei: college bros at the LGS
just use a BT controller
id like mobile games more if they were actual games and not just slot machines that you have to feed or they die
theres a lot of decent games that arent like that
thats just the shitty idle ones that you can tap into whenever you're bored
Try ports like Hollow knight, Rain world etc
fortnitr
If im not home im just watching something or listening to music
I wouldnt really play games while on the subway
Cool
What about handheld console?
Can y'all post more memes to make up for the shit we talked about?
Thanks
We redeemed ourselves
Acrid best boy
I didnt realize it was ror2 for soo long π
love some ror2
I got game recently and then schizo brain ror2 memes appear
I know dark ages is gonna be peak
Im sad its not going to be Mick Gordon, but if they have David Levy and Adrew Hulshult (the guys that made Eternal DLC's OST) then it'll be good still
i need to finish the DLC, finally bought them when they were on sale at one point
such a shame he was assigned to such a shit client
im kinda skeptical tbh
like they are definetly not tryna fall into the cod syndrome and release the same game
they clearly wanna change things up but that's what makes me worried
I think it'll still be doom, I like what they did with Eternal from 2016 in regards to combat loop, so assuming they keep that trend/flow going it should be ok
2016 was a safer revival and eternal was at the core the same as 2016 but more and faster
from the trailer im not arguing that the gameplay wont be doom but im still not assured
We'll know for sure once we get more gameplay trailers hopefully
reguardless, I look forward to it
I have faith in ID, they can cook
they have a gun that grinds demon skulls and shoot out the debris
it's fucking awesome
I do
When I don't have anything to play on computer
Or when I am outside
you go outside and think " boring ahh nature lemme play on my phone "?
like brothers always teach eachother
violence is not the solution, it is a process by which results are achieved
Weak
This meme has become boring and annoying.
you are boring and annoying

real
finished watching Hilda s3
one of the best show for me
bruh
rare achievement
@hollow onyx you bern talking too much shit bout phones
Bend over and touch your toes
what??
ok
turn into a samsung flip
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When I saw Shrek as a kid, I was totally blown away because I had never experienced something like it before, coupled with Sma...
can we report this meme as spam?
i dont go outside to play games on mobile but i do play mobile games
not the usual kind tho
which mf uses snapchat ?
didnt that app die out in 2020?
What
What
do you play mobile games:?
there is a certain slur I would like to use
n
it's pretty good for sharin random moments
not that one
ok
he's probably white so it's not gonna be as effective
c?
drake is also white
well no in terms of blood but still
Won't affect me
you play mobile games?
would that imply you never had, have or will have friends in your life (since the game has time travel)?
Sometimes
which game?
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doom 2016s visuals are better than doom etnerals
imo
but dark ages looks sick
well
unturned 3.0 and 2.0
hollow knight
rain world downpour
and etryos
thats the stuff i play
2.0?
damn
i went to his discord server and somehow people were playing 2.0 online
And 3.0
Anything for entertainment I guess
I wonder what they found with the βpsychological trainingβ
turned into glue
I terms of graphics or artstyle?
The bad ending
eag
Cute
HOT HOT HOT
sl if it was good
plague doctor got them cheeks
@rose cedar
ohno
π
plague doctor about to give me the new plague
so would looking at scp173 like that make me gay?
Already know
why does woody look high as shit
he chill like dat
I got nitro around June 30'th
never thought I'd see an edit like this
not sure what to feel about it
Just let your feelings out
Say what you think
feel uncomfortable
thats the point of the meme I think
why are yall treating this like a trauma
because this is one strange ass video
thats what feeling uncomfortable is
"feel uncomfortable" "trauma"
WHEN IT


