#meme-zone
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2 things to remember about america
-Scout lives in boston
-If you were in boston, you'd be dead
you just need to know where to look
not really
The entirety of boston can double jump
it's common knowledge that mixing sleeping medicine and alcohol is deadly
it's common knowledge that walking into the hood and insulting someone is deadly
it's common knowledge that doing deadly things is deadly
theres 2 outputs to insulting someone in the hood
- Yo man tf you say about me cuh i gonna pop a cap in yo ass just watch me br
or - Nice playin man, where'd ya learn it
Yes but here you need to see a psychiatrist to prescribe them
for nightqul?
or however it's spelled
personally I think people should imolate themselves more often
Just regular ass melatonin needs a psychiatrist
not enough people blow themselves up
you need a prescription for basic sleeping meds?
yes, paul
Yes
thats how a non-failing health system works
do you also need a prescription for sleepy time tea because they use the same ingredients
drink sleepy time tea and alcohol to die
it's tea that makes you tired
you would have to eat the leafs pure
I think I actually own some
but it's bagged
so
unless you wanna slurp up the bag
Yummy plastic
it only gets released actually when you make it into tea
trying to drink enough to kill you
you would die quicker from drinking too much water
bro just cause I can buy nightqul at the store doesn't mean the system is failing
it does
actual brain dead take ngl
I have never used sleeping meds let me be clear but these things are mostly harmless
literally you 2 seconds ago
what
no embed?
you can also do it with a 12 apple core smoothie should you also have to have a prescription for apples?
lmao
They don't sell apples at the pharmacy now do they?
yeah cause doctors are scared of them
Oh right
Yea but no one sells apple core to regular ass civilians
You would have to to out of your way to buy a ton of apples
a whole dozen
oh the humanity!
where could one possibly get 12 apples?
such an impossible amount
truly this is an impossible task
tip: the core is in the middle of all apples
i'd like to remind everyone that this is the topic of suicide
no I'm talking about apples
you're talking about "doing it" with apples
Doing it as in killing yourself
I mean yeah I was talking about eating apples
sure
oh like that one game
how many needles do you have on your bedroom floor?
if it's under 10 you are not literally them
Prove it
projectile
😦
ive never seen the sharkleberry flavor
Yo! Me when... Me when your mom... Me when your mo- ⚡ 💥
lmfao
LOL
the dog crushed aswell
On behalf of @viral pine I present:
the lobotomy lmao
Lol
huff the paint too
im saving that for chaos
Do not test god
This gotta be the activation phrase for a sleeper agent somewhere
Not anymore
mmm...
BOOBS...
...
Oh my god these residents are so nice!
Evil:
🤯
heycool its the 3rd and im still alive woohoo o
Think of it this way
(Sorry for being late I was in my grandpa's birthday)
With the same money of those 12 apples
You could buy a backpack and fill it with rocks
what is the music used in this?
Or buy a set of silverware and stick it in an electrical outlet
Is that they are not the ways people consider, at all
Why?
Because none of these are fast or painless
So no one wants them
SCP SL halloween update was like:
So it's useless to ban all of these things if the majority of people don't go that way
only early birds get this one.... 😔
mf got dam wurm
And the second mouse gets the cheese
you def not an early bird
Who is the creator?
Agient Walwuigi
wait...
@frozen spire you fucker
you (either) caused authentication problems or you an extremely lucky person
What did I do?
you predicted march 3rd
somehow
you've been talking time and time again about march 3rd
and today SCPSL had authentication problems that were giving people global bans
conspiracy theory
LMAOOOOO
It wasn't me
i want to post a meme
too bad noob
ill simpliify it hold on
🫃
🫃🦖
🦖🫃
i like this gif
no...
dont like pregnant man?
what about the dinosaur?
youd understand if i could post the meme….
POST IT
dont have it

FINALLY IM LEVEL 5
😍
i'm sorry to hear that
i just wanted it so i could post pregantn man godzilla
alright you can leave the server now
Bring this mf back down to lvl 2. 
i wont i like annoying people moderately so i dont get muted
lvl0 isn't enough i want this mf banned 😭
ur just jealous KID
Ok. 
As an expert in Minion lore, the Minions only serve the most evil person at any given time. What are the implications of this image?
fooling jesus
Nuh uh. 
Nuh, I just don’t talk in this server. 
typical level 0s jelly nelly of my big level 5….
JELLY NELLY???
JELLY
NELLY
Nah mate ima be honest I genuinely don’t talk here mate, I have like 30 other servers to moderate and I was only here to post a joke on 106. 
OK MATE!!
You fucker.
wharrido
@versed sand
Wait which lvl do I need to be at to post vids? 
@versed sand
meeeee :3
Oh my god
blueberry1
imnot crazy I swear but I went ahead and made a 3d gif to satisfy my boredom
Nom nom nom
BLUEBERRIES!!!!
it didn't show up on your news yet
actually it might not i'm pretty sure they're trying to censor it
basically half of the middle east is dead
what happened!?
the war
dwarves love red berry pie
Need
kid named The SCP:SL Global Ban Authentication Incident:
#game-announcements message
truly worse than 9/11

Ah, Wii sports world, what a great time I used to have playing that as a kid. Felt like a whole different world there.
umm ackshually they were inspired by Bulgaria 🤓
arguably worst 
But jokes aside if you'd look around some places in my home city (Radom) you'd see literal half life 2 city
Especially during the rain
The colours
Like they arent so alive and stuff, the colours look pretty... shit
Its like they lost the colours
I mean
Instead of pure yellow
where do you live again
You got a gray'ish shade of yellow
Radom
You also have like a lot of Gray, white
Black too
ohhhhhh you are from poland
okay
i did not know that
why is it that color
do you think
thats crazy man
real interesting tho
thanks for setting the jokes aside to tell us about this
How mfs at the beginning of February feel after getting the kilowatt case:
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Tbh entire poland looks like hl2
6

I thought it was Hedao kojima
until i clikced on it andwasnt so i felt unammused
1
Who would win
Lore accurate Flint Lockwood or Goku
stalemate
2
mf never heard of BULGARIA
Goku watching in horror as Flint Lockwood tells his machine to make infinite Senzu beans which he then eats handfuls of
You fool. Yajirobe tried that and ended up like this.
Flint Lockwood has a bottle of TUMS
i am NOT accepting this bro
who let a toddler get on discord 😭
We will see soon
it aint about any of that idk what hes smoking
How much were you making this reply

albania
0
1 fake puppy
ouppy would never be this mean
how is this fake
he is not ai no...
4 you can do better
Don't be rash.
Sorry
6
MISS PAULING?!?!?!??!
that´s a neat Cameo
Even the description says we are straying further away from god
ain't never buying an iPhone offa temu 😭😭😭😭
The saga has ended
woke and saw the notif
I failed the challenge but it wasn't because of the right
I just could NOT edge to this, I came IMMIDIATELY! Clean up on aisle my pants!
what the fuck
lmao
oh shit 🗣️
i wanna wake up with an ancient city of Atlantis accent
0
2
fuck you ace combat is for nerds change that shit
blud really hating on Ace Combat
ima stay hating
but still +1 points for knowing it's from Ace Combat :)
you.
YUOU.
YOU.
nice gif, first time you posted something good!
i have favo'd the gif... have an reddit upvote!
the good gifs i have break every rule of the server
maybe me and you... could team up
lepiramon
are you in contcord by chance..
@ocean locust
no
right
(i will rate your gifs)
fucked up in the crib watchin funny dad
i love watching the femalelovers family tree
Brainrot time
You know you need to get off the internet when you know every single one of these
wait no i dont know what pibby or bluey is
LETS GO
Same
deserved for being dutch
i would too want to be dutch blocked
we need to stop this guy
bottom right is 90% of it
fr
what is he thinking
oh
Of course
Can y'all leave that poor man alone 😭
No, we are suggesting to NW to add him in #scp-discussion
Green what now
Fortnite
Do you think these would pair well
🥶
mulch is here
good ending
rogon talking to women
They're scary
is this man ok?
define ok
scp: secret laboratory player
then no
Me finding the tallest naturally occuring cactus in Minecraft
I love cactu
what the fuck
is this super marios bros?
yea
hey whats up guys its me lewis
is that spelled lewis or lewis?
ewis
lewis
s
leouis
Cornelius
US border tolerance training
unrealistic siege doesnt do this
Some people got too much free time
@gentle oriole got that spiderman x venom?
Elaborate
The pou music kills me
🇵🇱🇵🇱‼️‼️
Call of juarez 🔥
Rio de Janerio
tokyo
guys i just saved my pc from a 2 day bsod reboot loop are you proud of me
nah
not really
the beast slumbers
:(
That's good honestly
2 days no gaming would be a torture
ok that took me off guard
That's how i feel
i don't even watch chainsaw man this just looks stupid
he is so orange
no
Lost
why the calculator app your profile banner
That's lost
i'm crunching numbers
Step #2
25 is huge
i got money on my hat cause i got money on my mind
i got money on my chain cause i got money on my mind
i got money on my glasses cause i can see the money
Why does gordon freeman keep wanting me to have random shit
who here remember yo gaba gaba
That true WHAT stare?
Why is he in the dead by daylight map
That fucking DOA clip
↘️ Quoting 🇵🇸 Fighting Game Girl of the Day (@dailyfggirls)
what is the most out of pocket fighting game moment?
Sneaker fans after taking out a second mortgage to buy some limited edition air force 1s (they will make it back in resale value)
me after watching nothing but house md clips for 5 days straight
Fly high
Me!!!
Why do you care so much if we call it a phobia, are you phobiaphobic!?!? 😡 😡
Such a nice man
I wonder why he didn't get the water he kindly requested
Airlines these days
Why is the circle on the coconut instead of the cat though
Yeah we don't, don't post them
No
Then don’t post them
I am the reddit sigma
Wholesome 100 keanu reeves
Something something
Big chungus
Also r/atheism
Bro has had a hard day at work
has had?
Only thing I remember from it when I was a brain dead infant was "There's a party in my tummy, so yummy!"
yeah that's a thing you can say in English
it basically means has (in the past) continuing to the present moment
it's different from had because had doesn't necessarily continue to the present
Makes sense
gotta love how people only focus on the brother/sister relationship portion and not everything else that's also wrong with the game
Because that’s the most taboo thing that people dislike about the game
Sure make a cannibalistic dystopian game but leave the gross brother sister stuff out of it
When you put it like that...
It was acceptable in the context kinda, but just saying without context "cannibalism is not a problem irl" that's morally questionable
isn't a big problem sure but I feel like out of 8 billion people somebody is cooking up the forbidden pork at any given moment
what did he mean by this
Legalize Nuecular Bombs🗣️‼️
gen z ass thumbnail
To be fair, I can't remember the last time I've heard about a cannibal on the news in recent times
Stop talking about that stupid game
Did the National Association of Serial Killers™️ decide we peaked at Jeffrey Dahmer and just stopped bothering?
Dying light discord meme channel is another level of stupidity
They be posting memes that can make you get banned on discord
And then they be saying that youre stupid when you point this out
Yes
I have jumped while being in squat position
That means its a high jump
Likely because it's legal in 49 states, the murder isn't, so cannibals wouldn't be illegal
that's dumb
oh yeah its legal in 49 states
well in sentinelese island murder is actually legal
this means i can go kill people
right guys?
in japan, the age of consent is 13
[REDACTED]
-sees a body
-wants to eat it
-eats a large chunk
-gets charged with obstruction of justice and destroying evidence
right guys?
didn't they raise it?
also 13 was for some almost forgotten island
an most japan was higher
but twitter users only saw the lowest and asumed it was for everywhere
I think I may be wrong but the default age of consent in the United States is 14, but everywhere under the sun has been manually set to 18.
it is 18 in us
I think the federal is 16
not 100%
most state ages are higher but there's also the Romeo and Juliet clause
Is this the fbi hotline or somethinf
it's just a burger king
What is an object show
HOAs hate this one trick
thy end is now
nothing happened
i tohught he did
what the fuck are you guys talking about
why my phone told me you guys were talking about the age of consent
Here in Chile is 14
but by the way When did you guys conversation turned into age of consent
here
why are you trying so hard to bring it back when it stopped?
its almost like, you want to participate
Here's me looking like I'm sharting doing a new deadlift
for me was the fucking discord notification saying something along the lines of "SCP: Secret laboratory are conversating of Age Of Consent" or sum shit like that
beast
It's only 325 lbs
But thank you
Ok I have to go do homework like no tomorrow gotta bounce
i have never seen a normal one of those
get on the bus
this the funniest shit ive seen all day
Good question. I just saw someone talking about it so I chimed in.
Darn, scrolling up I got a bunch of replies.
In hindsight, speaking was a poor decision.
I personally think the age of consent should be raised. 18 year olds being reckless where I live.

True
Age of consent in my country is 16 i think
I think it should be raised to 18
how the fuck i am a level 20
Consider the following
are Gman "Employees" Technically Sleeper Agents?
I Mean would you rather: Nectar type fucking apple liquid 🔥OR🔥 A Carbonated Beverage
with enough caffeine to suffer a heart attack
which one makes me basically immortal as long as i take medkits
I'll take the red one then the blue
tf was that
bait
bait used to be believable...
It's supposed to be some dutch streamer
Altho Mr.beast himself is also in
If he had the haircut on the opposite side it would be identical
you shouldn´t be cursing people with the pharao´s
that´s Blasphemy
Do you know to pull slack?
You should learn slack pull and also start hips higher
Nice job though
what do you mean exactly by that
after I take my grip I look up to get my hips and chest in the right place then start using lats and begin the pull
holy fucking shit its you
from the EE server 💀
I don't even know who half the regulars on ee are I just show up when I'm bored
Aren't most ee regulars autistic
ee?
what is ee
eating enthusiasts
elite engineering (Roblox game)
A compilation of 5 remastered Cerveza Cristal beer advertisements which originally aired in Chile in the early 2000s. These ads were injected directly into the movies and it's beautiful
edited for English dub and HD video
original uploaders: @emetwistable @RECTV13
JOIN THE GIMBO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/vFW4ZRFcbM
from Star Wars Episode 4...
egg enchanters
As a chilean, VIVA CHILE CARAJO 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱
(Cristal sucks ass)
Isnt that just Argentina's catchphrase
or is it generic enough that any spanishspeaking country can use it
No that's viva la libetad carajo
oh true mb
And only for milei
Basicaly
i just cut my thumb like Half a Centimeter deep with a box cutter should I Be Concerned?
Deeper
I suppose that you have a band-aid in your thumb now right?
Get stiches
no need
half a centimeter hmm definitely apply antibacterial ointment daily to prevent infection and maybe consider tightly wound bandages
Spy sets the table for two.
Made together with my friend @Steaky !
#sfm #tf2 #spy #cat #cats #animation #funny #memes #gaming #french #dinner #meow #kitten #animated #catshorts
saving this for the next time I need it XD
you
You must be a fraud
Oh it isnt? seems to me like u might be by what ive seen of u the other day
that love bomb thing was a bit weird
You are?
ig ur not as bad as i thought
im sorry for misunderstanding 🙏
did he commit domestic terrorism what´re you talking about?
NYAAAA
shut yo goofy ahh up
gonna be the 2 year mark for this bruh
wrong
MAGIC
suckle it, nothing goes to waste
technology to rival the 4090
did that really happen?
Yeah
so me
im free from the mods that dont do the justice
Free from members that are the shittiest people on the earth
Im free
And no i didnt threatened them, i did it as an example
I don't know why that gif sent but I'm gonna leave it like that
what
Blow job
why
Was trying to find a gif
yapfest
What does that mean
You'd rather not know if it is what I think it is.
yapparty
No actual I'm fine knowing. I'm an adult
yapping festival
It is not what I thought it was; it's a group of people who can't or won't shut up
bob
No, I just left a call with a furry friend.
Conclusion you are a furry
hi dee
Hello I guess
Howdy Tonic.
hi Leader of Thermonuclear Missiles
what a name
What an interesting username. Of everything you could've picked from the English lexicon or any other language under the sun, you picked 'Tonic'
Then again, I'm one to talk
i think its one of the words ever
Imagine picking your username and not having one developed over time by people misinterpreting, and then shortening your name
It is indeed a word of all time
the only misinterpretation is people saying toxic instead of tonic and i can't shorten that
Well my name was DOCTOR KONG PHD AS IN THE MONKEY!!
And the people kept saying DEE ARR!!!
I've been reduced to 'm' in some servers I'm in. Just the letter 'm' and I respond.
thank god im not you guys 🙏
SO THEN I BECAME DEE ARR KONG!! AND THEN PEOPLE CALLED ME DEE AND I thought that's kinda cute I'll just go with that
Dee is a nice nickname.
It is
M is not.
It's good because it's like chickadee
https://media.tenor.com/kuM-4QhrWqoAAAAM/bird-cute.gif
Birb
This is the chickadee. It is one of the best.
They're pretty good with toast
Oh
that comma doesn't help you
Here is the chickadee again! I took this photo.
what does it do
Bird
fascinating
Interesting specimen
on god
harsh
But fair
0
yeah quite sad de
She's true rn

this was gold
autism?
Elden ring bro...
That women truly be vexing
Also most women who post like that tend to be EXTREMELY RACIST!!
So many weird people with weird names
One message removed from a suspended account.
smartphOWNED
I can show a brighter pink. I can show a more saturated pink. But I can't show you this pink. Not quite. More about Stuart Semple and his pigments: https://www.culturehustle.com/ [that's his store, we overloaded Stuart's personal web site, http://www.stuartsemple.com, within a few minutes...!]
(I reached out to Anish Kapoor's studio twice for c...
or just make up a larger storage format for colors
The joke is porn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i want this man's remains plastered on my wall
i want this man used as plaster for my wall
when she plaster my remains on the wall
The good ending
9 year old florida child with a big light bulb in his hand raids a watch tower and places the light bulb in the middle
One shot
also florida man endangers natural ocean life, kills multiple rare ocean creatures to turn them into illegal sushi
dave the d
Ah ok
i sincerely hope not
Florida man kills Satan, beats God at his own game"
