#meme-zone
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so is windows
hes a hired linux shill and bill gates fucked his grandma
It's stable cause there's nothing there, just like a properly set up windows install.
here's something I copy pasted
"Linux systems are well known for their ability to run for years without failure; in fact, many Linux users have never seen a crash. That’s great for users of every kind, but it’s particularly valuable for small and medium-sized businesses, for which downtime can have disastrous consequences.
Linux also handles a large number of processes running at once much better than Windows does–that’s something, in fact, that tends to degrade Windows’ stability quickly.
Then there’s the need for rebooting. Whereas in Windows configuration changes typically require a reboot–causing inevitable downtime–there’s generally no need to restart Linux. Almost all Linux configuration changes can be done while the system is running and without affecting unrelated services.
Similarly, whereas Windows servers must often be defragmented frequently, that’s all but eliminated on Linux. Let your competitors endure the plentiful downtime that inevitably goes hand-in-hand with Windows; trusty Linux will keep you up and running and serving your customers around the clock."
I'm not
windows just is not good for some applications
turn on that reply ping boy
no
Good arguments. However these do not matter for a fucking vending machine
yea the rothschilds hired me to talk about linux
No.
The Bogdanoffs did.
Windows breaks cause you use desktop windows, I've never seen a windows server instance crash
Through all the horrors I've committed upon windows server22 it has never once crashed
Because it is designed to do that.
and they are running windows desktop on that machine
mf doesnt know about a concession thats crazy
why would you want to run windows desktop for a server
are you stupid?
why not
i love this
when did I say that
are you stupid
silly! no one said that
It's got lots of bloatware, which hog resources and can cause errors which pile up and cause your system
A server installation is like windows 10 but without all the conveniences of a desktop install
some of those bloatwares are needed thoug
not most
....no?
but some
or they wouldnt be bloatware
No they are not, you do not need edge
like the one that has to keep your ram in check
That's just called your operating system
that is true. tbh there IS a debloater but you cant expect every company to run a debloater made by some random guy on github
What
what?
what
Anyways
yeah
yeah that was weierd
slipped there for a second
lets not repeat that
it will happen again
Same time tomorrow?
Mods kill this man please
I do not need 2 video players and a shitty video editor installed by default
sometimes 3 video players are installed by default!
I NEED IT
The win11 media player sucks ass bring back VLC
HOW AM I GOING TO WATCH SPUNCHBOP AND TF2 CLIPS AND ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED MORBIUS
No the win11 played doesn't support multi-channel audio
You know, like everything outputted by recording software
😭
what are they cooking
vlc is pretty damn old too
we need a new solution
always been like this
each windows version gets 10 years of support then it’s dropped
oh hey
black role
WHY ARE YOU BLACK
On black background, neat
i need
i need
google+
That's not very nice
skype 
my beloved
L'età go bck to using walkie talkes
here
HAPPY BIRTHDAYY IVORY!!! ♡ I hope you have a lovely day :3
true
What I would pay to hear a slur through one of those cup telephones
Yeah bro
That shit worke
THAT SHIT WORKS !
like I know you have no friends but if you make some you should try it
Pot calling the kettle black
1000% not capping them bitches work
- play sl
- put one of the cups right next to a speaker
I don't believe you
done
They sound like the whispers of a demon but they work
It's not the same
I have a pair of dogshit headphones
That make me sound as if i was using a vietnam war radio
Imagine that sound quality but worse
But they are Bluetooth only and I can't use them when i play games
So no cool soldier rp for me
Use a cup phone
Scp sl dev team trying their hardest to find the worst sounds for their game
Into your mic
door sounds
Where did they get the chaos footsteps from
My god
Put a siren on their helmets at this point
One step and every player knows where your ass at
sl audio design team went “yeah these whining screechy door sounds are gonna be great for gameplay, put ‘em in”
cb door sounds >>>>>>>>
open SL
master volume to 1
and gunshots on full auto sound omega ass
The shotgun is ok
I use a suppressor because the gun sounds are so ass
I just don't play the game
True
real
Easier solution
I play the game if im lonely and have nobody to play something else with
and the blaring loud announcements that you cant turn down
yeah it’s definitely intentional
honestly id mute it if i could, its just annoying
am freely able to sprint around as 939 without being noticed because a generator got turned on or something
Nuh uh, gameplay advantage
It would be cooler if Cassie announcements were made trough the comically old and dogshit speakers 079 uses
pretty stupid though
Because apparently cassie uses some magic speaker nobody can see
Would make sense too
And the 079 speakers are just there doing fuck all
079 speakers are for soundboard effects to get a funny filter
All i cna hear when someone uses the speakers as 079 is uauauauauaua
That's it
Multi quadrilion morbilion dollar facility
With ww2 air raid sirens as speakers
Give 079 dolby surround or something cuh
Like the C.A.S.S.I.E. announcements or intercom
Cause I would like to be able to mute CASSIE since I don’t need to have it screamed in my ear that SCP-173 has, indeed, been contained successfully by none other than Chaos Insurgency
I remember getting this video deleted before for being "nsfw"
:)
I hate these bitch ass lurking mods
Why?
It's like flash banging infant
It's loud, should have spoilered it.
Are you sure?
Poor doggo

why did you send that
why?
bitching about mods
and isnt a nerd supposed to be smart, even if annoying? or at least pretending to be so?
so?
so you’re an idiot
why?
dont make false equivalences
explain it
i just did
Zombie the kind of guy to cry "why are you doing this" to the thug robbing him
explain why it makes me an idiot
they are doing their job
they didnt come out and explain why it was deleted
^
Because it was so bad
They had to delete it
Nathan was nice
after i called it out 😝
truth.
also my comment was made before nathan said that
are you sure you dont have a reading disability?
honest question!
@feral terrace say you don't care enough
i like arguing
Yeah but you gotta get the nail in the coffin
The execution
"i dont care about what i say" is an own since when??
E-fights are getting tougher and tougher
you just sound like youre wasting your time
ong
You're wasting my time
then go out and do something
You're wasting my oxygen
im really not
Lets avoid starting an argument.
plus, i have no reason to care about you
Zombie is so lucky.....
lets have hot gay sex
does your definition of argument include it being heated or angry?
The same man who deleted his post is defending him....
it wasnt my post :p
for?
So ungrateful
shout out to a friend of mine, I Want to fucking Take off his teeth with some pliers
Just avoiding any conflict build-ups.
Nathan is a thankless hero
does your definition entail it being with rage or heated
I didn't because I didn't know how to parry
Now I do
But it sucked playing without knowing english
@feral terrace @pseudo pasture @hollow plinth Blackbeard rework season 3
he won't be shit
what game
Rainbow Six Siege
siege
daw
that would be bad
we might be fried.
les go
middy anime@
what they could rework there?
why'
yeah why?
it’s mid
but why
idk
yeah it is
why
it’s mid
WHAT
WHAT ARE THEY CHANGING
why
maybe they give him a new ability??
because they cant rework that shield to be balanced
LAME!!
why
mid anime
why
YOU GUYS ARE [dolphin sounds] AND I [Bird chirping] [Elephant Sounds] I SWEAR TO [Mouse squeaks] WHEN I [Horse Neighs] I [Rooster Sounds]
banned
We have failed as a society
+1000 calories
mulchmaxxing is for the weak, real grinders grind the flesh and bone of their kind
Consume those beneath you
and make sure to eat their brains to get their knowledge too
Idk never watched it
probably his whole play style
lowk
him and recruit
either they're reworking how the shield works completely or they're changing his ability
Ok time for a pretty good question
Who will win
My pfp OR this guy:
recruit
wtf
pls give us old recruit back
aka every gun in the entire game
he's getting another one?!
dudes who play blackbeard need to hop off and play kali bruh, at least she has utility on top of being a fragger
author stated that they dont actually have powers (dont ask me how it works) so easily witcher guy
otherwise tanjrio
im 8ft tall
tanjiro
thats bait
enough of a reason to consume many people
HEY, it might be true…
When is the crossover happening for Helldivers?
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shit games
all i see is the ukranian flag
how it feels to hate on games you havent played :image_of_dolphins_and_rainbows:
ive played both
shit games
uninspired, dull, repetitive, boring, unfun, unexciting, unoriginal gameplay
have you played wart hunter
common zombie W
can you show me the game?
where did you come from lil bro
i cant find it on google
germany
fact
to be more serious: i didnt find the mining fun, i mean there really isnt anything particular about it, and the enemies arent fun to fight, they really dont do anything in particular
so it kind of felt like dull exploration followed by dull combat
you can find it fun though im just explaining why
lies
What games do you like?
can i ask?
pls say postal 2
im so sorry king pettymoth, i know of it but i havent played it
😢
only real zombie i'll respect ⬇️
Shooters, RPGs, Visual Novels, and Metroidvanias (Which are mainly a subgenre of platformers so do what you will with that)
oh and fighting games
days gone better
chaos faction
oh you like omori
thats why
bro malding
i never plñayed it
wdym
im melting im turning into liquid
Chat i think this guy sees only things he doesnt like
heard many good things from good friends but never played it
its ok I will keep u in a cup and put u on a shelf till u cool down
chat to me rn
aite thanks bro
@viral grove i think he doesnt like u
nah its a joke i love yall
yall are my pookie bears
proud to be
You know what's funny in Poland
We eat stuff that would be disgusting for other countries
Example: Ogórki kiszone
These are basically cucumbers that are "not edible"
any thugs in chat
These cucumbers are usually kept in jars, their taste is kind of watery and sour
Sour, bitter even
we mix yoghurt and salt into water and drink it
Shit sounds funny
me
ayran
Not me
Oooh never tried it. Worth it?
yeah they're adding recruit to all playlists
not just quick match
We also have galareta
Its a salty jello with meat and vegetables inside of it
It looks kind of disgusting for other countries
But i hate the taste
wow….
i can finally play recruit in ranked
(again)
ik you a thug
hello random person, thank you
so we're in iron....
yes
(me included i just run to the side and hope nobody sees me)
Holy fucking shit
I need to play this again
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
im sorry.
maybe later today….
i didnt mean to break ya hart…
yeah my ass is not getting outta copper
bring back 800 hp Blackbeard shields
so we're in sawdust 7
BB shields are cheap chinese trash compared to the launch
blackbeard used to peek windows with immortality
also continuing off of this
Safelite used to have a pretty catchy slogan at the end of each commercial but now they added like a French lady to sing it and I don't really like it that much now
I really like the Farmers Insurance ads, I dunno if the situations they mentioned in each ad were real but id kill to go to the museum used in their ads
I also like Progressives ads, Flo kinda holding them clutch tho lowk
Texaco recently did like a remake of a commercial they did like 100 years ago and the remake lowk go hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osep_KVeAPM
Generations of people have depended on Texaco to help keep their cars running their best. And when you fill up with Texaco with Techron, you get unbeatable mileage and cleaning power. And that helps you have a cleaner-running engine for your adventures near and far.
Learn more about Texaco with Techron at https://www.texaco.com
I did a day of thinking
1:1 起 初 神 創 造 天 地 。
1:2 地 是 空 虛 混 沌 . 淵 面 黑 暗 . 神 的 靈 運 行 在 水 面 上 。
1:3 神 說 、 要 有 光 、 就 有 了 光 。
1:4 神 看 光 是 好 的 、 就 把 光 暗 分 開 了 。
1:5 神 稱 光 為 晝 、 稱 暗 為 夜 . 有 晚 上 、 有 早 晨 、 這 是 頭 一 日 。
1:6 神 說 、 諸 水 之 間 要 有 空 氣 、 將 水 分 為 上 下 。
1:7 神 就 造 出 空 氣 、 將 空 氣 以 下 的 水 、 空 氣 以 上 的 水 分 開 了 . 事 就 這 樣 成 了 。
1:8 神 稱 空 氣 為 天 . 有 晚 上 、 有 早 晨 、 是 第 二 日 。
1:9 神 說 、 天 下 的 水 要 聚 在 一 處 、 使 旱 地 露 出 來 . 事 就 這 樣 成 了 。
1:10 神 稱 旱 地 為 地 、 稱 水 的 聚 處 為 海 . 神 看 著 是 好 的 。
bonus points if you ever used the Destroyer in the last mission to rub it in their faces
Pretty sure I've never got to the end but
getting stuck in 1v1 against acid spamming idiot in mission 10 or something is a skill issue
how does that change anything
Wtf is the game called already
Raze (the image is from Raze 2)
i looked it up and these are just pickles
we have pickles all over the world
HOW
100 squats:
Siege players resisting the urge to peek a doorway knowing damn well there is a Kali outside
Pickles are Ogórki konserwowe ‼️
Reddit stories on tiktok crossed the line
Anubis*
Ancient is ok
But Anubis is true shit
And overpass
Overpass too
A random ass level 7 bandit in witcher 3 after seeing my ass coming at him (i completed the game and both DLC's):
Ah yes, pickles. A damn near global dish
Tf happned there?
shoot out the camera. no trace, no case. i'm diamond 1
These arent pickles
Pickles = ogórki KONSERWOWE
Not kiszone
Overpass Is Aight
But it might be the teammates
never play with argentinians
GG No Team.
Thank you holy trinity for clutching the game
Because My Team was like playing against bots with easy mode on

practically a 1V4 I had to do
im laguhing my ass off
based
thanks, i didnt know how to do this
i did know
now how do i undrench my car with milk
caption misleading
take it or leave it
if i leave it how do i make you delete it
this block button aint enough i want em dead
epic fail
holy shit
Bro you got one shoe
That one
conclusion: throw out your pc
AHAHAHA
Kentucky Funk Cavort
Vermin supreme is back?
what
there is no meme this is demographically parameterized advertisement
Hell yeah
first gaming hall of fame president
when Im in an Elevator and suddenly think of caseo
||This probably isn't the best place, but I just read about a guy who set himself on fire because nobody will listen to this and I'm not having a good time right now||
Helldivers 2 🤓

That feeling when book burnings
ai reconstruction of rogon

||On an unrelated note, I came across furry smut while looking for that sign's image||
dont listen
lmao
Feel free to look up "no dick sucking in the library" yourself 🤷♂️
GOTHAMCHESS!!!!!
PREACH 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
lmaooo i can’t post pictures 
yeeeeeeeee
Photoshop. Real Doordash would spell it right.
Correct! it's not "Mexican". It's Latinx.
The entire spanish speaking community fighting over if it's correct to use latine or not, only for the americans to use a term that they can't even pronounce
the entirety of Spanish history, religion, and culture vanishing after a white woman on Twitter uses Latinx
Me getting 100% of the Mexican vote by saying I watch Dragonball
if Mexico wants to invade the US all they gotta do is tell their population Goku is being held hostage by the US
the cartels will fight relentlessly for their king
Why are 2 Top Gs calling me? This has got to be serious.
since when was Goku from Hungary
goku doesnt want you to know why he is in hungary
Godzilla ballin
brazilian servers on CSGO Are just Negev + XM1014 Spam
I wouldn´t recommend people playing on brazil
i just b sittin
Where is that
That’s where Kennedy had a mind-blowing experience
I've been to similar places.
You know how close you are to doing the funniest thing ever?
BOMB IT
Wrong! It's gokulanders
How tf do you get color roles
You gotta be like lvl 50 or something. You can also boost the server.
Utterly destroyed
is he cooked?
Do condoms expire
no
they have expiration dates if i remember
@brave remnant be skinny or dinner w kanye
what we eating at kanyes
one dish of your choice
dinner with kanye
certainly a #relatable moment!
Why wouldn't anyone pick dinner with kanye
dinner w kanye will just be dinner but the political uncle is there
@feral terrace 15 million dollars right now or personally execute solis
solis is getting gutted
no scan during prep phase
what is solis (i suck at knowing shit)
so 15 million dillards
Ubisoft after adding another goofy reskin of a different operator that completely fucks balance
things
My bad
ubisoft after killing their game when a streamer single handedly revived it
TRUE
Dogshit game
THE BEES
JUST ONLY Y1 OPS
THE BEES
Ubisoft makes a decent game and then takes a piss on it
☝️✅
classic french w
Quebecois?
I mean skull and bones was released
And now its kinda dead
expecting a triple A to do good in 2023
ubisoft try not to piss on their game challenge
nah it was quadruple A
We need a quad A
Same shit
different day
Shut up political
rogon PLEASE loose the beard.....
(sorry for violence)
You look like a junkie.....
nah its a vibe
I am though. I smoke meth and shoot crack everyday.
I mean if a triple A game kinda fails on release then it needs support, updates, patches
Good example is (our Polish) CP2077
If a triple a fails on release or fails forever
eh
On release = failure
Now = is good
cyberpunk came back
didn't ubi charge 70 for skull and bones?
yeah
crazy
Kuboid. I will kiss you on the lips.
Ok hold your horses now
don't tempt the man
js if i have to spend 60 bucks on a game it better be a good game
(It won't)
hello, it is i, kuboid
Kiss yourself
average eurotard coper vs average sigmarican moment
I'm gonna e-bully you for your beard forever
This is why i wake up in the morning
To make you shave
I don't live for any other reason than that
where can i join the rogon fan server
why is mr crap in the toilet
There is none. Sorry.
Then make it.
Wouldn't expect less from a discordian
What is that question
Shhhhhh. He'll hear you.
Make a fan server, now.
what does this mean
I thought everyone had a fan server
There is no Rogon fan server on Discord
There should
Can i make one for you

Me in the pussy if I'm being fully honest
(tell him no thank you)
No thank you
Who self memed
dont know what that means
Oh
Sword means PENIS!!!!
what does the stone mean
PUSSY!!!
Yeah that's like
yes
The exact joke the image was made in reply too
OFFER TO MAKE ME A FAN SERVER!!!!
I TELL YOU NO IN A CREATIVE WAY!!!!!
AND SAY "SELF MEME"?!?!?
I should flex my fan server
I have a fan server with all my fans
I think they just want to steal your wealth
How could anyone unironically fan for dee
If you knew me irl you would know I'm sooo lovable and cute
They don't even call me see they call me my REAL NAME!!!
I'll be nice
So let's go with that
Good because it's true
Whatever makes you happy!
What
They all trust me too
I just saw 4 parachuters
Shoot them
They were low and it looked fucking good
Are you fucking stupid you fucking moron.
Minion?
Minion...
hello minion

I wish people called me my real name
not here obviously
What is your real name, internet paul?
It’s ok to lie sometimes
I never lie
Spoken like a true lier
Image spam
Mods!!!
Wrong! I've never lied in my life
Prove it
Not sure how
I mean if you know how to test for it then go ahead
Mods, leak this mans whole life
Only thing mods know about me is that I am a woman
Mods, find and leak this woman's entire life
Mods will say that I never lie
I am mods and that's true
Ok I didn't expect it to be actually called sea bunny
But it is
I know you say you are greek but you're a fake greek
I'm beyond modhood
dont worry about it
Just a very generic american name
Idk
Bob
No that's british
John
There we go
its cuz theyre all in that train
that is not a table
its not a very generic american name
actually its German
You don't have a blacksmith in your city?
I dont, Poland sucks
i would kill myself if my head looked like that dawg
thank you
steam market trying to not shit itself and die the moment you try to buy something Challenge (Imposible)
The world has fallen
if they add DMC to fornite ill come back
What
Bro they should add more characters from Polish games
(i know, we have Geralt of Rivia but that's too less)
This guy sucks kill him
The guy in the gif or Paul
both
tell me your secret brother of paul
steam market is fine, it's your internet
For this sentence, here
I have good internet yet steam market sucks for me
krill issue ngl
fr, steam market is fine
have you guys tried crackers with mustard? They´re good.
He’s here
75$ game btw
≈75$
(its 300 złotych in Poland)
rappers screamin all in our ears like we're deaf 🗣️
Heres a Polish meme, translation in spoiler
||God fucking damn it, the package guy.
Fucker*
Son of a bitch*
The package is under the door. Regards, motherfucker.||
I still don't get it with the translation what is going on
So, the delivery Man in Polish is "kurier" and he mispells it on pretty funny way (as curse words of course like fucker)
(fucker = kurwier)
Ohhh
regards motherfucker
regards motherfucker
kind of a fire bar
regards motherfucker
indeed
I mean without the "," its like saying "fuck you and see you next day"
But if you write "regards***,*** motherfucker" then it sounds like you playing yourself
Funny right
no way thats awesome
Heres something too
||this one is related to a tongue destroyer or something also called a "łamaniec językowy"||
Turks and Polish share the same fucking trait
And it says "Król Karol kupił królowej Karolinie korale koloru koralowego"
Our arguments get destroyed once someone realizes our nationality
they live in a shithole?
That too, yes
I mean depends winch city/town is a shithole
Like some parts of Warsaw look pretty cool
We call this a tongue twister
But never go to a part of Warsaw called Praga
But my home city, Radom, its sometimes a complete damn shithole
are the maps about poland true
winch maps you mean
Turkiyh is same
50% shithole 50% normal
France is too busy revolting to revolt for bpussy
Trust me, Warsaw made people think about Poland like this
Fucking trust me
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE POLAND
the silence was deafening
Finland is where the femboys live
But hey, at least we have some important to our history buildings
Examples:
Salt mine in Wieliczka
||Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp|| (spoilered because might be offensive!)
Oak tree named "Bartek" (aka the oldest tree in Poland, around 500 years old)
Turkiye is actually tomboy filled



