#meme-zone

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ashen briar
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tasty

unique talon
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no

errant forum
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Die

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Actually die

ashen briar
spiral seal
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I dont really like orange juice

ashen briar
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its my second favorite drink

errant forum
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Pulp is terrible

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Die

spiral seal
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Eh

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Each their own

ashen briar
unique talon
spiral seal
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Maybe, I dont drink it*

ashen briar
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I hope gooseworx did this on purpose

tiny cypress
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milk is S tier by default because it kill lactose intolerants

ashen briar
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I used to listen to their music so much lmao

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its nice that they are working on something popular again

tiny cypress
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my life was better when i listened to gooseworx

noble narwhal
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Honey?

ashen briar
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my favorite

tiny cypress
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him

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or her

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it?

ashen briar
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him

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bruh

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7 years

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its been 7 years

tiny cypress
tiny cypress
fleet fable
tiny cypress
ashen briar
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its blue

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they had blue

tiny cypress
ashen briar
maiden nest
tiny cypress
eager gazelle
maiden nest
tiny cypress
celest tapir
hollow onyx
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So, Why did you get renamed?

maiden nest
dawn heron
maiden nest
sand oriole
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Cope!

maiden nest
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Cope!

dawn heron
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Kill you self

maiden nest
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oh the chickadee

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everybody wants to be my enemy

dawn heron
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Everybody wants to see a chickadee*

sand oriole
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more like oh the stupid

maiden nest
dawn heron
sand oriole
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I don't understand yappanese

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Go back to yapan

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Pipe down kid

dawn heron
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The chickadee

maiden nest
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adorable

dawn heron
sand oriole
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I hear farts

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Can someone help me i keep hearing them

dawn heron
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Yeah go to the fucking bathroom:/

sand oriole
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Mmmm

sand oriole
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I fink it's coming from you

dawn heron
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Its coming from your balls actually

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You need to get your hearing checked

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And your brain

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And your balls

sand oriole
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You smell with your ears?

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Says a lot

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Like wow im sorry for insulting you I didn't know you were in that kind of a situation

maiden nest
sand oriole
sand oriole
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Do not say that

sand oriole
sand oriole
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Too many pictures.... let's engage in a hot topic

dawn heron
dusky rapids
sand oriole
quick remnant
maiden nest
mortal pulsar
sand oriole
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They still didn't get the ticket

tiny cypress
hollow onyx
noble narwhal
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๐Ÿ’€

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Is this canon?

fluid agate
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begone

weary flame
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the beast

tiny cypress
spring anchor
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me having 1050 ti

dusky rapids
small shard
pliant hazel
junior iron
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Truuuuuue

frank pier
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SO TRUE

crisp torrent
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Itโ€™s a fair judgment and while I do mostly agree, I do not participate in this action as a male who cooks and must now kill myself in order to make this 100% true

unique talon
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very true

sand oriole
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I've never realated to anything more

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But be serious

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When you come put of the shower

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And you use the towel

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And accidentally touch your penis

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You wash your hands after

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Even if it makes no sense because you just took a shower

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Otherwise it's kinda gay

spiral seal
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That meme is so true

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It hits me deep

obsidian hollow
rough nimbus
obsidian hollow
frail plover
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YOU ARE BANNED FROM MUG MOMENT HQ

sand oriole
dire garden
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my mod pack is awesome

crystal light
winter gazelle
tiny cypress
obsidian hollow
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What

lofty stirrup
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wtf

rough nimbus
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sorry huh

wind spindle
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you lost your living rights

pale bane
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Will you stop calling me, it's starting to annoy me.

tender patrol
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Quantum physics also known as Quantum mechanics is a fundamental theory in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles. It is the foundation of all #quantum #physics including quantum chemistry, quantum field theory, quantum technology, and quantum information science.

I...

โ–ถ Play video
forest parcel
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reading

crystal light
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knowledge

sand oriole
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Reading the Quran

crystal light
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FR ๐Ÿ™

dreamy river
sharp ocean
brave remnant
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yup

golden prism
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Fr fr my homie

hollow plinth
unique talon
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the fuck does that even supposed to mean

woven flicker
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all the background information you need to understand how we got to WiFi

hollow plinth
tender patrol
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Me when I split an atom

tender patrol
dreamy river
crystal light
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๐Ÿคฏ

rough flume
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Itโ€™s iceberg boy!

dreamy river
tiny cypress
tiny cypress
celest tapir
rough nimbus
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Ah yes friday

wicked garden
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Dude is gonna go fight a gunship

crystal light
zenith ridge
steep glen
steep glen
umbral ravine
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โ€ผ๏ธ

zenith ridge
tiny cypress
frosty compass
ashen briar
umbral ravine
dawn heron
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Yes

ashen briar
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just a stonetoss away

dawn heron
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More like stonetoss is GAY

ashen briar
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ngl stonetoss is actually kinda funny a lot of the time

dawn heron
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Are you on crack

ashen briar
dawn heron
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It's not really funny also I'm pretty sure he was before into crypto

ashen briar
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no

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nfts

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dont get me wrong I dont like the guy

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I just think they make funny jokes sometimes

dawn heron
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Crypto nfts whatever they're basically the same thing

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A scam

ashen briar
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nuance is insane

ashen briar
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and then

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they made a lot of money from it

dawn heron
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Ok that doesn't really change anything I said

ashen briar
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I wasnt argueing with you

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they are a scam

dawn heron
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Anyways guys jokes suck balls

ashen briar
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they are not the same thing tho

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different scams

dawn heron
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Same people care about them

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Idiots who are into tech but don't actually know a thing about it

ashen briar
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they are actually different groups with a lot of overlap

dawn heron
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It makes no difference to me though

ashen briar
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a lot of crypto guys hated nfts

dawn heron
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Both make me want to blow up computers

ashen briar
gray elbow
ashen briar
dawn heron
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Wheexer

brave remnant
supple tulip
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he does osund like him

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the uh

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the meme guy

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the one who says insane

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idk who he is

crystal light
rare field
# gray elbow

PSYCHOPATH ๐Ÿ‘บ DERANGED KILLER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ”ช ALSO KNOWN AS ๐Ÿชช (POSTAL DUDE) ๐Ÿ”‰ POSTAL DUDE ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

crystal light
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the hood trampoline

gray elbow
# rare field PSYCHOPATH ๐Ÿ‘บ DERANGED KILLER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ”ช ALSO KNOWN AS ๐Ÿชช (POSTAL DUDE) ๐Ÿ”‰ POSTAL DUD...

PSYCOPATH DERANGED KILLER ALSO KNOWN AS, (POSTAL DUDE) POSTAL DUDE ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿฅถ ๐Ÿฅถ ๐Ÿฅถ ๐Ÿฅถ โœ‰๏ธ โœ‰๏ธ โœ‰๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ซ ๐Ÿ“ซ ๐Ÿ“ซ ๐Ÿ“ซ ๐Ÿ“ซ ๐Ÿ“ช ๐Ÿ“ช ๐Ÿ“ช ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

dreamy river
oblique yarrow
wet sparrow
midnight moat
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formerly chuck's

rough flume
crystal light
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ICE

midnight moat
sand oriole
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Fr

dawn forge
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Toyota

sand oriole
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So true

ashen briar
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but the poor people make cool art

sand oriole
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Poor is a mentality

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Not a situation

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Let's be honest doe what would the internet be without the milion furry and weeb asian fishing village inhabitants

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or the morbilion russians

dawn forge
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The internet will be the internet

hollow plinth
fallen peak
sand oriole
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Tru

sand oriole
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He calls that song carpet bombing

sand oriole
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True

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Make fun of the french all you want

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But guillotine execution for corrupt kings was the best shit ever

gentle oriole
tiny cypress
bright fulcrum
fluid agate
gentle oriole
spiral seal
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hmm

gentle oriole
fluid agate
sand oriole
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Me

unborn flame
sand oriole
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We've all seen Markiplier naked

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Don't lie

spiral seal
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I havent

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Got any pics?

wheat wave
# unborn flame

I wish the mp7 would be replaced with the p90 it would suit the guards more and prolly look cooler then an mp7

elder crater
spiral seal
elder crater
mint karma
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(in my humble opinion)

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i dont see how a p90 would be more fitting

wheat wave
mint karma
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"cb had it so we should too"

sand oriole
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Fr

wheat wave
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i just like it more then the MP7 what can I say

dusky holly
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P90 is the love of my life

wheat wave
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๐Ÿ˜‚

sand oriole
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CBJ-95

mint karma
wheat wave
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lets not get worked up about this its not like any of us have any say in it anyway

dusky holly
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but thats what i live for

sand oriole
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You can't compare an armor piercing smg made for counter terrorism with a smg made for police woth small rounds

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Completely different guns for different purposes

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Mp7 makes the most sense gor guards

mint karma
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and guards having a MP7 is completely overkill in lore as well

sand oriole
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Either that or an mp9/ump

sand oriole
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It's perfect for the job

mint karma
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in the operational guide

sand oriole
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Who even listens to what Northwood has to say

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Homies made a mistake and got it right lmao

wheat wave
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me

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northwood my beloved

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take my money booboo

mint karma
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it is overkill

sand oriole
mint karma
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but the foundation is paranoid and wants to up security

sand oriole
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Mp7 is literally a more reliable pistol

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Buy old mp7s and they are cheaper then pistols

mint karma
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yeah i guess

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i fucking hate when people say "CB had the p90 so we should have the p90" and stuff like that

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cant we be unique??

sand oriole
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Fr

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The krissy is cool

mint karma
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yeah

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and replacing the guard gun with a p90 is just a waste of a good gun

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i dont want it to just go to the armories thats lame

mint karma
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in other narratives like 5k yeah sure

sand oriole
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Mfw i need to leave my spot in the the train because a dumbfuck unwashed stinking ass gipsy and her family of 11 had to sit right next to me

sand oriole
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It's not that good at killing

mint karma
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no no im talking about rifles

sand oriole
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Oh yeah they definitely don't need rifles

mint karma
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there's a SCP game called event classified where the guards have rifles

sand oriole
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Probably had to cut the budget

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One rifle for everyone

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Making guns takes time

mint karma
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i asked the devs about it and their explanation was that the guards had been to armories to equip better guns before the game started

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which feels like an excuse to me

mint karma
sand oriole
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Definitely an excuse

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But it's plausible

mint karma
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the guards in the game wear brown camoflauge because the game is set in a desert basin environment in the lore

sand oriole
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Big struggle

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Guh

mint karma
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what is this shit

sand oriole
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Don't they live in the bunkers

unique talon
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art

sand oriole
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Dress em black and give them nvg

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If something goes down kill the lights and boom

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Best security team

mint karma
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also this is meme zone

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its over

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gonna get muted for off topic

sand oriole
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No?

mint karma
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quick post memes

sand oriole
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Ain't no one cares we talking here

mint karma
sand oriole
sand oriole
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Lmao

mint karma
sand oriole
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Egg

unique talon
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thats jupiter

mint karma
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boy why you so egg

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!rep

pliant frostBOT
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You can give a rep!

sand oriole
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That's an egg

mint karma
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!rep @vague terrace

pliant frostBOT
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You have just given @vague terrace a reputation point!

sand oriole
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It was painted

unique talon
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that isnt an egg

sand oriole
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It's an easter egg

unique talon
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why is it in the void then

sand oriole
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It's a dark background used by the photographer to point out the egg's eggness

ashen briar
mint karma
ashen briar
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raise your hand

sand oriole
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The grind isreal

unique talon
sand oriole
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Another thing about scp games

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Can they stop being about breaches

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Please!!!

wheat wave
unique talon
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ok lets make an scp game where you clean the facility as a janitor

mint karma
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raids

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but there is enemies there

mint karma
sand oriole
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I want a super poly-hyper-photo-realistic RP game

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In the facility

ashen briar
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roblc x

mint karma
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would be cool to see more SCP games that dont revolve around breaches

sand oriole
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Scientist rp

ashen briar
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why lmao

mint karma
sand oriole
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Roblox is ass

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All you do there is pay 10$ for epic gun and shoot random people

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Or get shot by the epic gun

mint karma
# ashen briar why lmao

because a lot of SCP games revolve around breaches and there's many more things you could make games about

dusky holly
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examples

sand oriole
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Every scp game

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Ever

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It's all about the cool military guys that come kill everyone

dusky holly
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not examples of breach games

sand oriole
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I want black mesa life simulator

sand oriole
gentle oriole
sand oriole
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There's none

mint karma
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5k has a lot of raids and stuff

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against the foundation

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because their narrative

sand oriole
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Yeah ig those are cool to keep everything fresh

dusky holly
sand oriole
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My epic ideea was always like

mint karma
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idk if its a breach in the campaign or not but there appears to be enemies everywhere so

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non human enemies

sand oriole
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You need to do tasks in the facility to prevent breaches

dusky holly
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also if you want an SCP like managemant game play lobotomy corp

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its got the same concept

sand oriole
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Like feed some scp or else it eats everything and everyone

mint karma
dusky holly
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its not out yet

sand oriole
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Unfortunately optimization is like

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The most skill requiring thing

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When making games

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So most little dev teams eill have lots of trouble with that

mint karma
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5k has a great art team and great modelers

sand oriole
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And no one is ever gonna use source 2

mint karma
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their environments look so cool

sand oriole
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So

mint karma
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is it just valve and facepunch that use it

dusky holly
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I really havent had any FPS issues with 5k, which is surprising since i have FPS issues with shit like minecraft

sand oriole
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Wasn't 5k called something else before

mint karma
dusky holly
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pandemic

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dmanit

sand oriole
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Oohh right

mint karma
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they changed it to match their narrative more accurately

sand oriole
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I remember when they had like 3000$ a nonth on pateron

dusky holly
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since people saw it as a zombie shooter

sand oriole
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Made a shit ton of money

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And the lead dev took off with it

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Haven't looked into the game since

mint karma
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you are thinking of scp unity

dusky holly
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that game had potential too

mint karma
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affray are the ones who made multiple kickstarters but canceled them and started new projects instead

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they made 1 or 2 kickstarters for SCP games but scrapped them and started pandemic

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they had some awesome concept art

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5k's new guards are so cool imo

mint karma
# mint karma

i like that guard concept too but the 5k ones are so cool

dusky holly
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i never really paid attention to how the guards looked tbh

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just saw them as another normal guard model

mint karma
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they look so cool

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probably my favorite model for a guard

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although i wish the guards in the concept art for ascension saw the light of day

dusky holly
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it just looks like every other guard model, except high quality lol

mint karma
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no not really

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to me it looks unique

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they just kept the white theming

dusky holly
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thats the main part is the color scheme

mint karma
dusky holly
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im not complaining about it, i like the way it looks and how it symbolizes guards in like every scp game

mint karma
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they wanted to draw inspiration from containment breachโ€™s guards

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i think itโ€™s a perfect blend

dusky holly
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its pretty cool

normal ether
dawn forge
zenith ridge
frank pier
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Fucking half life combine clone

sand oriole
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Like back in the beginning when everyone got super hyped just from some concept arts

sand oriole
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It's unique

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Only thing I don't like is the mask filter that makes it look like they are sad

sand oriole
frank pier
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Hey can i copy your homework?
Yeah just change it a bit

dreamy river
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boo hoo it looks like a combine

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the combine are badass

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stfu

frank pier
mint karma
mint karma
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the mask only looks slightly similar to the combine

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nothing else

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damn what the fuck

jagged canopy
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The mask is just the same color

sand oriole
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And thr colors

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Otherwise it's different

unique talon
sand oriole
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If they just redo the headgear it's gonna look fire

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The color scheme is kinda zesty but they aren't supposed to br camouflaged so it's ok

sleek crow
sand oriole
crystal light
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romania?

sand oriole
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Yesa

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It's crazy accurate

crystal light
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why not bucharest

sand oriole
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The one trowards moldova is super slavic

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And the one with the meme is central european

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So that's where all the femboys live

crystal light
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noted

sand oriole
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It's also the same part where everything doesn't look dogshit

spring anchor
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nice

indigo pagoda
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What next Gorden freeman as SCP beating mtf with damn crowbar

frank pier
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since we have Jailbird...

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Maybe for halloween when they add those models

dusky rapids
crystal light
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she a cameraman??

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she aint the one

viscid quarry
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๐Ÿด

tiny cypress
viral grove
spiral seal
crystal light
dawn forge
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Chesterstone

tiny cypress
spiral seal
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Id actually buy the goon suit because it looks amazing

tiny cypress
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i need the goon sesh

spiral seal
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Its presentation is just too good

crystal light
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goon pounch

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pouch

viscid quarry
tiny cypress
crystal light
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SAME

maiden nest
tiny cypress
maiden nest
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those paws look like silly marshmallows

celest tapir
maiden nest
celest tapir
crystal light
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swift does NOT get Ws

celest tapir
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well I might not have hit this clip

spring anchor
maiden nest
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my based parents who have a spare incredibly old computer to play scp with me:

sharp ocean
mint karma
frosty compass
mint karma
umbral ravine
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its retro.. ๐Ÿ˜

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sooo retro

frosty compass
frosty compass
dreamy river
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cod black ops theme

frosty compass
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some bondy find it

frosty compass
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I love you

frosty compass
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theres like 3

dreamy river
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idk

frosty compass
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nvm

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they are just instrumental version

celest tapir
frosty compass
spiral seal
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couldnt be me

spiral seal
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My country is so not important we arent even a military target

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Anyways if i were a politician i could unfuck any political tension with a politicians most powerfull tool
Bribery

tender patrol
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aint no way we got a wavelength in the chat

chrome crater
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we got THE lambda symbol

zenith ridge
tiny cypress
crystal light
lofty stirrup
hollow onyx
real pendant
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Bait
No funny punchline

supple tulip
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bait and switch and not even funny ....

slim nacelle
quick remnant
supple tulip
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yeah duhhhh

mint karma
hollow onyx
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MAN

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fuck you

ocean locust
hollow onyx
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im only a lil drunk

hollow plinth
hollow onyx
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I am lost

obsidian hollow
sand oriole
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Uhhh

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Dogshit jester

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Guards

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Throw her in the dungeon

unique talon
hollow onyx
fallen peak
supple tulip
dreamy river
hollow onyx
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drink

supple tulip
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STOP DINKING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

hollow plinth
sand oriole
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And now he's pretending to be drunk for internet attention

hollow onyx
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no liquyer

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freind

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lied to me

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said it no bad

sand oriole
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You ain't fooling anyone

hollow onyx
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is bad

sand oriole
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Drop the act

hollow plinth
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@sand oriole put the fucking bottle down

sand oriole
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I don't drink

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Bismillah

hollow plinth
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im drunk cuzzo

stiff jacinth
sand oriole
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So tru

hollow onyx
sharp ocean
crystal light
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hamas with a rocket launcher and 3 rounds:

sand oriole
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What if one misses

sharp ocean
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Is it laser guided???

hollow plinth
crystal light
sand oriole
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Impulse 101

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Do they have the Ferguson device doe

sharp ocean
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Sv_cheats 1

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God 1

sand oriole
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They should just start selling headcrab bombs

crystal light
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backwards bhop

sand oriole
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Rise and shine pince freeman

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Islam needs you

sharp ocean
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IDF deploys striders in Gaza and Hamas retaliates with headcrab shelling tel aviv

crystal light
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the right group in the wrong place can make all the difference

hollow plinth
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master, master

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just call my name iโ€™ll here you scream

sand oriole
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go in your class

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And scream

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Hey retard

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Whoever turns to you

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Gets trolled

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My uni teacher does this

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He randomly screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????"

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And like 2 dumbasses answer "nothing"

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And then he destroys them and whips them publicly

crystal light
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what lmao

sand oriole
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Yeah it's so effective

sand oriole
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IDF girls got me acting unwise

hollow plinth
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๐Ÿ˜จ

crystal light
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gioni rolls the worst blunt, is asked to leave the chat

sand oriole
crystal light
fluid agate
hollow plinth
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idk

lofty stirrup
hollow plinth
craggy wagon
crystal light
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the hood trampoline

fluid agate
hollow plinth
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you got me

hollow plinth
fluid agate
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i have to poop

hollow plinth
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go ahead

fluid agate
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also you lied again

celest tapir
hollow plinth
crystal light
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๐Ÿคจ

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stay holy brother

umbral ravine
fluid agate
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bruh can i just get the actual song iโ€™m tryna take a shit rn

foggy schooner
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FTP - Master Boot Record

hollow plinth
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try shazam

celest tapir
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Oingo Boingo - Only A Lad

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that's the song I used shazam

foggy schooner
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no it's definitely The Cyber Grind - Ultrakill OST

crystal light
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kinda fire

celest tapir
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meh

hollow plinth
celest tapir
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harsh noise wall is better

umbral ravine
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WHITE NOISE

celest tapir
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you did not hit that clip

crystal light
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dont talk to me

tiny cypress
jolly otter
celest tapir
jolly otter
sand oriole
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My little skibidi

sand oriole
jolly otter
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no skibidi

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what other brain rot words are there

sand oriole
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Mmm

jolly otter
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ohio grimace shake

sand oriole
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Once the war is over I'm getting some tickets there because they will probably be cheap

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And try rizz up every idf girl

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Game is game

jolly otter
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me watching bro after he says game is game in the most horrendous situation

frosty compass
sand oriole
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You don't accept pronouns because it's nice you accept them because game is game

jolly otter
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facts

fluid agate
zenith ridge
spiral seal
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Hey, did you ever end up finishing this?

umbral ravine
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its almost done trust

crystal light
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over a year in the making

spiral seal
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Just let 'em cook

stable ember
spiral seal
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Sorry to hear that, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait

stable ember
eager bobcat
eager bobcat
jolly otter
supple tulip
spiral seal
dreamy river
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markiplier in the fnaf 6 ending

sand oriole
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We've all seen him naked

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All memes are futile

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We will never look at him the same way

viral pawn
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Who is we

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I have seen zero mark plied cock

spiral seal
sand oriole
fleet fable
fluid agate
fluid agate
frosty compass
crystal light
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yummy

pseudo pasture
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you need to be beheaded

jagged canopy
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THIS GUY HAS A TRUE

cinder barn
hearty smelt
rose cedar
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?????????????????????

sand oriole
midnight moat
vague compass
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drake the type of guy to solo with realistic pistol

arctic karma
cinder barn
dreamy shuttle
midnight moat
dire garden
hollow plinth
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i can tell thatโ€™s a latina

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bro fumbled a latina ๐Ÿ˜ญ

supple tulip
fallen peak
fervent willow
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I'm dieng

hasty vessel
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Literally the worst shot ever taken by anyone

fluid agate
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nah he fumbled

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she was right on his doorstep

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literally on a silver platter

gentle oriole
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Dinner

unique talon
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drink dinner

crystal light
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i can fix her

gentle oriole
wicked garden
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Attention span moment

sleek crow
indigo pagoda
supple tulip
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Oh that's footage of a car wreck

steep glen
supple tulip
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yeah that's me

sand oriole
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If you would turn into your pfp rn

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How fucked are you

steep glen
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Erm...

sand oriole
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Oh yeah you aren't fucked but you are getting fucked

steep glen
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gg

eager gazelle
dawn forge
sand oriole
sand oriole
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Why donyou think humanity always wins against aliens in games and movies

dawn forge
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plot conveniences Trolley

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same story how in a lot of post apocalyptic settings they always depict humans as "human bad, human dum" and now they're near extinct

sand oriole
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In case of an alien invasion

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If one guy manages to stick his pp in an alien

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All aliens die

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And they die in a very disrespectful way

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If that's not the case just get someone with a common cold to sneeze on them

hollow onyx
arctic karma
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I dont think aliens will last in this kind of atmosphere

sand oriole
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I mean it goes both ways right

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An alien takes a piss somewhere

hollow onyx
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they walk out the ship and get crushed by the atmosphere

sand oriole
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And we all die

sand oriole
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they would have a similar gravity to ours

hollow onyx
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atmosphere is not gravity

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that's why we use submarines

sand oriole
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how does the amtosphere crush something

hollow onyx
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force

sand oriole
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and gas isnt

hollow onyx
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I feel like they're trolling but ima go with it

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air has weight

sand oriole
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ok

hollow onyx
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and that weight pushes on your body

sand oriole
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yeah

hollow onyx
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like water

sand oriole
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yes

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how will that crush aliens

hollow onyx
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and we call that pressure " atmospheric pressure "

sand oriole
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organic materials have the same composition anywhere in the universe

hollow onyx
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like if you took a dive to the bottom of the ocean you'd get crushed

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the same with a creature that isn't used to atmospheric pressure

sand oriole
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yeah but

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life conditions are kinda

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limited?

hollow onyx
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no

sand oriole
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id imagine aliens are very similar to us

hollow onyx
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how similar are you to a fish

abstract furnace
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They could be non-carbon based lifeforms

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As far as we know

hollow onyx
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aite i gotta go

sand oriole
hollow onyx
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expain shit to this man

stiff jacinth
abstract furnace
sand oriole
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how much shit aliens would eat if they invaded us

hollow onyx
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how atmospheric conditions could crush an alien not used to atmospheric pressure

abstract furnace
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I mean they could use habitats

sand oriole
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airstrikes

abstract furnace
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What

sand oriole
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how will they build habitats

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if there's jets in the air 24/7

abstract furnace
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They pre fabricate them

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You know

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Like the iss but on earth

sand oriole
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ok so they just airdrop big habitat cubes

abstract furnace
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Yea

sand oriole
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then they probabbly have AA on them too

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damn....

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nuke time

abstract furnace
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Plus if they have interstellar travel they could prolly disable all of our defenses

sand oriole
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sun fart

hollow plinth
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disable this M4A1

abstract furnace
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Same as the iron dome can be easily bypassed

sand oriole
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those dont need no comms!!

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load the mig up with fuel and shoot shit

abstract furnace
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They still need some electricity powered avionics

sand oriole
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T-55 it is

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disable this fossil fuel engine

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what if the dinosaurs from another planet come to avenge the ones here

abstract furnace
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Then we enslave them

sand oriole
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and they get shot by vehicles that run on the dead bodies of their own ancestors

abstract furnace
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Sounds like some wh40k stuff

sand oriole
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if an alien war does start doe

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we are 100% dying because nato and china wont get along

abstract furnace
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Yea

sand oriole
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all aliens need to do is nuke a shit town in the US and one in russia

abstract furnace
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Also would the rules of war apply?

sand oriole
abstract furnace
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Prolly not

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True, true

sand oriole
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i dont think theres a single medium sized war where theres more military casualties than civilians

abstract furnace
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But like, the aliens would prolly bring us some new war crimes

sand oriole
abstract furnace
abstract furnace
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Also would the aliens even have a sense of morality?

tiny cypress
sand oriole
abstract furnace
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Or would they see it as we see the Slaughter of animals

sand oriole
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probably as if

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