#meme-zone
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Ok do that then
its 4am
alarm:
Alarms are annoying
yeah I use those
That’s why I turned my carbon monoxide alarm off
better than forgetting everything
which is literally a symptom of carbon monoxide poisoning
very brilliant
alarms do what they are supposed to
I have yet to find one that consistently works
for one you can make things that youre supposed to do more easily and instantly accessible and things you do instead that you shouldnt more inconvenient
I would forget to feed my pet if I didnt have an alarm for it
this is #meme-zone stop talking about somebodies adhd
but theres whole libraries full of tips and tricks
Get an old analog alarm clock that’s loud as fuck
That’s what I use
It's not that
It's that I can just shut it off
Alarm clocks work for waking me up unless I get terrible sleep
Scheduling is hard to do for myself
routine is an important part to help with adhd
If someone does it for me though I can stick to it
Like I'm usually able to stick to my school schedules and such
Or if someone else says do X by Y
you could get a part time job lol
Unlikely
that helped me
I have no experience and don't know where to look for one and also have 0 confidence in my ability to work
go work at aldi
if I was able to do basic job
me waiting for my confidence to manifest out of nowhere
you probably can
Maybe if it doesn't involve me interacting with strangers but I have no idea what that would be.
^
I have thought about that
but a job where youre forced to socialise can actually help you become more social
But I don't even exactly know what that entails
thats cuz you learn all that when you get there
there is not a single job on earth that you know everything about before taking it
I have ADHD but i work two jobs I work in a super market on till and i work at a resturant as a waiter im constantly social
And as hard as it was
after a few years doing that
it does make you more social
and better off for it
I’ve got bad ADD and I’m a full time electrician
ADHD is just like one problem out of a few I have
I make art for nerds online
youre just feeding the stereotype
It's more that before I be social I'll have to deal with other problems first
I hate looking at this
bro got da weezers
Anyways I need to sleep it's almost 8 am
there shouldnt be an order to do these things in
I had weezer on cassette
There can be, it's because I want it to be that way
Jerma
well have you made any progress
having undertale tracks on that is like, the most discord user thing i've ever seen
but then you look at the other ones
and its hamilton
Not really because school grinded me down to much that I didn't want to do anything for a year and then started college
Humiliation
whatre u studying
I liked hip to be square before stupid sigma garbage
The synth version is so fire
you mean phonk
at least reffer to garbarge by its proper name
phonk is the worst abomination of music i've ever heard
It's literally noise
THANK YOUJ
so is all music
I FUCING HATE PHONK
Game development

mostly programming of it
my dog chewing on his squeaky toy sounds nicer than phonk
i didnt know you could study that
but computer programming is difficult, good luck with that
I once willingly listened to this on loop for a week straight when working on something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0rG_MxSix4
For somebody special
I couldn't find a high quality version of the cutesty video so i drew that WHICH IS NOT MINE HELLO THE ENTIRE COMPOSITION AND EVERYTHING IS STOLEN I JUST COLORED AND DREW NEW HAIR. So ye ah.
Jumpi OK. The lyrics are mine feel free to use em♡ thanks
Lyrics~
Reach out a hand today
So we can jump into tommorow
Raise up you...
so true 🙏
Video of a newborn getting hit by a truck
Tum du du dum dum tu dudm dim
money sink
I mean I want to do this but my mom said if I wasn't consistently doing something on my own I had to do something else
hope it works out for you
im sorry to hear that
i love your profile picture but myne is better
it was like 3 years ago so
my cat pfp has this uhh
really clever trick
if you go to my profile and zoom in
your pfp has profanity in it
it looks like it reads ERM.. WHAT THE FU
incorrect
Honestly the only reason I'm still taking the course is because I'm too stubborn to quit
I was going to major in game development but realized it would be more profitable to major in advertising if I wanted to be in the gaming field
if you pull up my actual pfp
My pfp is literally me
I had to re take two courses in the summer
you could study something awesome sauce like mathematics or biology
Don't want to do mathematics
its not a profanity @mortal bridge
WHAT THE FLIP FLOP
cat memes and cat pfps are a sign that you will die in the next 10 years
those degrees are even bigger money sinks lmao
due to this unbeleivable play of words
Biology... I don't know what exactly that entails but it so is pretty vague I think
no theyre not lmao
i believe i am superior in pfpness
what about bloons pfps
mathematics is a free job card
no they arent
lmao
and biology is currently one of the most versatile sciences
i had this pfp since like 2011
they are both hard money
I like. Animals so doing something related to that kinda interested me
theyre literally not
damn, hope you find a new one 🙏
As long as the animals are alive atleast
depends on what kind of bio you taking but
new what
and why do you compare prices of subjects?? uni costs the same
mathematics is not just an auto job
regardless of faculty
I'm too squeamish to be dealing with dead things
I said animals though....
I am comparing the value of the degree not how much uni cost lol
these are so unfunny it hurts
yeah and as a botanist you dont have to deal with dead animals
🫶🏿🫶🏿
Poacher university
like i can feel the dopamine leaving my brain as soon as i view them
huh
well with math you have an insane amount of job potential
advertising has more
free money
I think it's not the time to be thinking w change in what career I want
fuck advertising

i dont care about advertising
Everything has the same amount of potential
ya know?
i like money
does the video load
and i like math
If i fail uni I'll become a welder or a plumber
No
this chat got me feeling like this
high school counselors trying to sell you college be like:
12.4kb
I wish I didn't have to choose what I do though
thats communist talk
Then just call me RED!!!!!!!!!!!!
no red is like an actual person that was in this server
Call me red as in a COMMUNIST!!!!
doesnt work
just become a middle manager
🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅 DIE
someone will always tell you what to do
Call me DEE ARR KONGMUNISM???
you should rest
Theres no pressure from people above me thus I'd be free to do what I want in my choices to rule
the end of the wworld
Which would make dealing with all the problems I have easier
we would all die
Which is the intent
i want to see the world get wiped clean
"hey i saw you at the store yesterday, why didnt you wave back?"
what i saw:
I forgot about this video, strangely calming
It's true doe
its not
You can't say one is better than the other
When there's so many jobs and occupations
I can say one makes more money than the other
best job is criminal cause you get to rob old women
Honestly
free money glitch
Sure
what
do you really think that all degrees make the same amount of money
I don't take money that much into calculation when I'm thinking of what job I'd want
I do
I think it would be funny to be more successful than my family
I mean I already am
but thats besides the point
I just want to live a peaceful life
good for you
I want to make the most ammount of possible money
One side chooses quality of life the other is speedrunning the IRS watchlist
anyone got song sauce on this one?
One must imagine Albert happy
You done got me good
Blood r u aite?
i dont see anything in the last 3
⬇️ I KNOW
Whos gonna tell him
I think this world needs to burn a little after seeing that
such an aspiring picture
I gotcha bud
thanks
fallout new vegas?
its the exact same, only cost $20,000
yup
that’s the point
Bo need to squint for this one
This is a soyjak right
that’s forever alone
Nah that's peter griffin
i see it now lmao
Scott the Woz?
🤓 um akshully there's substantial evidence that, although the book of Revelations is placed last in our modern New Testaments, it wasn't chronologically the last book that was written
is it fr?
this one is just dogs
haha stupid
It's cs it does that
i need more goofy cats
Is that minecraft?
I would never play siege again if smth like this happened
Funny how the Blackbeard is last on the enemy team
0-0 kd
I think he's going 0-3
SO FUCKING REAL
:)
it's almost as if Blackbeard is ass
Blackbeard when his second shield breaks 
Blackbeard when I headshot him even when he has his dumbass shield up
true....
a shield protecting your head sounds good until you realize that Siege hitboxes are complete ass
you're better off going Monty or Blitz anyway
blackbeard is unironically the worst operator in the game
like what they did to him is sad
I don’t understand
Autowarhead there is nothing we can do
what game
scp sl
scp autowarhead
never heard of it
is it free?
2 questions for every game
- Is it free?
- Does it have a support class? like medic or engineer
I love playing classes that reflect my irl interests
this is BAIT
especially medic
don’t feed the trolls guys
mtf have medic and engineer
whos mtf
the swear word
Should have added the sound in it
male to female
well in scp sl mtf means mobile task force
male to female is a trans term
Damn im a dumbass but this is getting too dumbass for me i dont use pickup lines
im being ironic
i know
male to female has entered the facility
But with the music that will be a lit
wheres the meme thats just a justin beiber song
Maybe just at the start then fade it out slowly
Me
how it feels to be the last MTF when CI spawns
True
kills self immediately
grim:
fuze shield is the most useless thing ever
true
no point in shield fuze
you put it away when you plant the cluster charge
which is like
your most vulnerable
does anyone have this image without the caption
why the fuck is alpharius there
im making it my wallpaper i only recognize alpharius but it indeed goes hard
kek
aight
im packing up my life
time to spend 4 houros watching anime every day to get 10000000x better pay
_ _#1 priority
No employer cares what you watch
oh
but i need to do research
for the interviews

there is also Uni in there
idk what that is
what is cooler doing
🐬
fuck you!
In this asmr roleplay a Yandere Girl has you trapped in her basement and she beats you with a metal pipe.
Sorry.

what did i watch

you like watching some weird shit
thats pretty weird
its not in my feed i am delving into depths of metal pipe.mp3 and metalpipe.wav
and this pops up
uhuh sure
i am specifically in incognito mode to prevent shit like this from coming in my feed
uhuh sure
nice try signing in onto your other account
you thought you were slick, youre a silly bastard
That’s not what he said
WINNER
YEAH!!!!
lmao furry memes gone
rule 7 dub
@young lion just lost the ability to post!!!
fr
so vague as fuck rules, does that mean that any mention of furrys femboys or stockings in memes is straight up banned
if so thats
a: vague as fuck
b: stupid
image posts
so what, is this against the rules? i would consider this a furry
where do you draw the line
if a post has no sexual imlications but has someone wearing stockings is that a "stocking post"
anthropomorphic content.
so buff doge is banned
Not really, its just an edited dog
winnie the pooh under that definition is a furry and therefore banned
ermm
😈
LOUD WARNING OH MY GOD VERY LOUD OOO ⚠️‼️‼️‼️⚠️⚠️🚨🚨
the what
Wow!
Wow!
here is some images that break the new rules, due to their vageuness, that i know the mods wouldnt have a problem with
Listen. If you want your neck snapped. Just say it. There's no shame in asking for help.
fr fr
Damn, did it really get that bad?
There was the ocasional "Furry meme specifically designed to make you suffer" but I didn't think it was a huge issue
LOL
BIGGGG
🤨
thats hella fucking based
Im smelling that
you cold asf dayum
Does the new rule mean this video is technically banned?
Hopefully
Skibidi banned?
why would it be baned
I'm glad it made atleast one person suffer before being removed 😌
Bluey + Bowser + Big Chungus
ah
🙏
🙏
🙏
🙏
Midboys ‼️
Also scrolling up do people know how to read what
Is the reading comprehension of America that low or
haha nevermind
Rule 7 now also includes black people 😔
💔
whats wrong with bluey
yeah its mid
no where near as good TTTE
Let these kids know that selling drugs is cool.
I Walk up to Children watching Bluey and Than put them onto breaking bad
My duty as a American citizen
If this is referring to Rogon's message, isn't that the entire opposite point of breaking bad
You would be correct
Anyone got the pirate version?
Wait, new rule bans black people? Right after the mods made almost everyone's names turn black? This is some elites liberal globalists propaganda.
Jay Eazy ain’t drop yet Bruh!
I was just about to post that
post it now
This is like that one book
By George Orwell
nuh uh
Uh huh
The book only steps on poor people
||ignore that it's an advertisement||
Why aren't we killing these people with hammers?
aren't liberals hating black against like their entire thing
They made the Poor Rich so they can punish the poor 💔💔
Ask California's new education law
FUCK YEAHHH!!!!
If I recall correctly, this is made by the redditor Omori kid thing
yeah that thing
SOY!
Let’s Get down to business!
brush the stacies of now
off*
Brush the Stacey’s off now, our omoooorrrriiii boy
All these women never treat me right
And they haven’t got a clue
Because I Am a Reddiiiiiitoooorrrr tooooooooo
what a nice painting
My Flesh Writhes


Redit
No wae you have a pet SCP-173??
Yes. So I suggest, if you want to live, that you stare deep and romantically into my eyes.

Luka my beloved
parappa 2??? in MY #meme-zone? INSANE...
Bro works with the fucking end-game elite guards enemies from a video game
I really like this one

Golden standard of hood memes
on that grind 🤑
@rare field look reaper they added an icon just for me
it is no surprise considering my popularity of course
Is this icon in the room with us rn
yes the icon is present
I'm the icon.
is this reaper in the room with us rn
are you sure you aren’t suffering from an episode
Ofc you like bird people
It’s cool ig
bird
I think its
sdgrfjnpingtrjdpfogpfd
It could be cooler Lewis, you could use scp - 173
I got someone to make a song with a bird riser
sl's 173 doesnt even look like an actual sculpture it looks like an accident
like it wasnt meant to be created
Why
because it has random shapes and shit
it doesnt look like a sculpture
it looks like rocks made by nature
i think it’s supposed to be a mutation or some shit
what French people think will happen if they open immigration
Mussolini comes back?
Shi I don't blame them
Gotta keep those Italians out
Bro has not read the operational guide
(173 mutated)

I was also an accident
sorry to hear
I am lying
deception
Actually, the answer remains ambiguous. I do not know if my existence was intended. However, despite the hardships, I am thankful for it.
@rose cedar 
cool
Do you guys think people have souls
what does that mean
yes i do @delicate mural
I think people probably have souls
At what point in pregnancy or after birth does the soul choose the body
Or does the body create the soul
i dont know what that means
the northwood snipers are approaching
apparently babies do no have souls
vsauce kills a baby
So VSauce claims. He argues you can slaughter them like animals.
they get souls after getting a consciousness i think
What
I think the soul chooses the body shortly before birth, but is unable to formalize a connection without sentience. When a human becomes sentience, the bond is completed, and the human psyche inherents aspects of the soul.
hm
I can tell the your soul's connection is somewhat incomplete with your physical form. In short, you are retarded.
well @rare field i have a question that wasnt answered
i posted it in #discord-suggestions-chat
What is it
true
what to do if you have a nsfw art submission for the event asking for a friend
You can't see this channel but it's official
my friend will be greatly upset
They got pro ZD in blueberry btw
prozd is so awesome
tru....
Sorry your friend cannot post 1471 with her tits out
We cannot cream our jorts
its not 1471 that scp is mid
My bad, 939
yes and 049
We cannot soak our panties
wtf…
what he say?
what he say>
?
fax
mind crystal go !
Whoever made this should burn in hell
WHAT HE SAY
WHAT HE SAY
😠
Is the art mid or goat'd chat
rizzed gyatt art tbh ong
simply a ahter
Send
DM me retard
DM me my compatriot, my brother in arms
ill ask for permission
ngl if i still posted my memes in this server i would probably get a special role because i have the best memes
Lewis you seem like the type of guy to like My Chemical Romance
idk what that is
lewis you seem like the type of guy
its not ego its simply facts
Lewis is the guy of all time.
erm
This is where emo people come from
oh
It is a fire album you should listen to it :)

Oh! COVID-1984!
show them how to adventure time
YOU ARE IN A CHARGER
WHY ARE YOU BEING PULLED OVER IN A CHARGER
USE THAT DAMN THING
GRAAAAH
how would it charge per country
the uniforms
the guns
i love this video
results may vary
why are people this embarrassing
extremists when they're stupid
the job dude
didnt god order like 937392 executions
god did flood the earth killing everything
ikr

It's canon too
this one sucks ass
the other ones at least try to be semi concealed
this one sucks
its intentional
i am very sorry that was out of pocket
The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket
cant believe half life 2 was so popular they invented radiation
how does one make this
This is the real HL3.

fall 🍁
beautiful house in a sea of gray cookie cutter houses
take the 50 million and rebuild the exact same house elsewhere
NOO
AND ONE OF THESE
yay
i don’t see it
This is literally how Up began
|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1007717657820278824/1157207599243079701/jtjty.mp4 ||
Spoiler: Loud_MetalPipe.mp3
They are already securely contained in my basement
why the basement its moist. Do you ventilate it properly? Do you have a refridgeration unit to prevent mold and decay?
wait
u guys ventilate ur bodys???????
fuck
Damn
🤯
all panties in a 500 mile radius are now wet
(flash flood)
would have been way cooler if he turned into spamton or smth
ctrl + r if you want to get blocked by discord
Lol
Kill Discord On Purpose
I can't believe that discord is so broken that it labeled every user on the planet a cyber terrorist
Unfortunately i haven't updated my phone app and its still working
There
But not on my pc
I don't think phones have the issue tho
Idk
discord try not to stink challenge (impossible)
discord collapsing after releasing shitty steam profile border update
kinda ruining the joke here, but who's car exactly is that and from what year?
thank mr nanscar
With drivers heading to Darlington this weekend, we're looking back at one of the track's most memorable finishes!
For more NASCAR news, check out: http://www.NASCAR.com
Back when NASCAR had balls
Heck i think motorsports in general was chaotic af in those days
thank mr nanscar

thank mr nascar
Thank mr nanscar
thank you sir mr legend nascar

whats that even about i hear people are getting that
thanks mr nanscar…
🐱

EDGEBUG
Ngl the shorter version is better
U can just watch the shorter version its the first clip 
Hold on there’s a different compilation I gotta find
Blades CSGO cat edits just don’t go as hard
Dogs?
Pop/electro > hip hop
THE FUCKING VIDEO DIDN’T DOWNLOAD!
I like drum and bass
For the car edits I mean
Car
LMFAO
okay bud
you get a pass
Are you really a 35 year old 6’4” 180 RHP for the Texas Rangers
i am
I love you Jacob DeGrom
So real
holy! i can see it
This is me (dont be mean pls)
Why so mouth
Why the bare feet, are you american?
🤨
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