#meme-zone
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probably not because he says that he doesn’t think that anyone knows about his secret costume hobby
including his colleagues at work
i don’t think he’s dumb enough to actually try to become a corgi with surgeries
and nobody knows his real identity anyways
Well atleast he isn't mutilating himself
i saw an article on a woman who got a tongue split and has a million tattoos and got her eyes dyed and now she’s going blind
she’s a mother and her daughter warned her that she’d go blind (she was 5)
eyeball tattoos
idiots try not to make themselves look ugly and ruin their bodies challenge (impossible)
I think I've seen a deflated eye from eye tattoos
I might be making that up though, not quite sure
gordon freeman, and about time, too!
About that beer I owe ya
as long as you’re not a hateful piece of shit it’s entirely right to criticize people’s weight
Is it a bad thing I support your support of fatphobia?
spoiler because this is a bit disturbing but this is what she did to her tongue
Life, is Roblox.
How?
funfact the reason the gorilla slide cancelled was because gorillas usually charge and keep eye contact when they want to imply they want to get into a fight
so what this gorilla did was "My bad, sorry bro, didnt mean no harm" when it turned around to avoid eye contact
That is a funfact! Thank you for sharing it with me.
Still works for me ¯_(ツ)_/¯
kill people with hammers
no
why?
???
roblox is wild
@wise vector
why do they look like kids
because every genshin impact fan is a pedohpile
acktually 🤓
boy do I love medicine
you get abdolutely nothing from 3 puffs of a cigarette exept maybe addiction
up to you ig
man i got so angry i felt a demon coming inside of me
Brain damage
he left
genuinely impressive
it must have taken a couple hours to set this shit up
get all the pngs and copy them
spongebob if he lived in da bikini bottom
👙 🔥
🔥
we aint never comin outta the hood 😭
oui bonjour hon hon hon
So true
does anyone have the “im afraid not squire” gif
guh
thanks friend
you beat me by
i was searching for that for so long
miliseconds
chud
NEVER POST AGAIN 🔥 🔥
make me
@woeful beaconPost more but please post porn next time so we arent just "baited" with "chud" (i want to see porn please send pıorn plea) /j
what type of corn do you wish me to send?
how do you know its porn
uhh
uh oh
fake news
Gok
No one actually mains wilson
False I mained wilson till I found out how to switch characters
that artist is suggestive but not 18+
wilson mains are extremely based
no
i mean true…
He deserved it
True and real
Its called planning in advanced
this is like the 300th time its been posted here
you also forget the other 4 parts
I have not seen it in a long time
facts
Ark players be like "heeehee poop funny frrrppp"
u have to pay the server if u dont want to tryhard 💀
Ark doesn't deserve peak but dbd definitely deserves mid
shut up nerd
In theory it's a cool game, gameplay and community it's farts
what happens with dbd is that its very repetitive but its definitely better than shitark
Both are cool games in theory but are mid in execution
SLOP!
did you take this photo
im sorry you have to live that way
he doesn’t know
Is it burnt? Did you drop it in dirt?
GROW UP
How in memes i need send memes if i have no image perms
With coding
EMBED FAILURE 🤣
NO EMBED PERMS 🤣
csgo is mid? oh come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
your ass plays CASTLE CRASHERS
no
i played it
it sucked
then i stopped playing it
what's that
i play jack box
and
gartic phone
and
scp cb multiplayer
that one's good
it was a simply mid game
Csgo can be a party game
better game
you just described the game as actual torture
checkmate
liberal
you did
friends dont exist
yooo
is that a reference to mr gucci shirt shotgun cane Bomb chain guy who robbed a bank for spare change?
Yes
zamn
still waiting for the rest of the sentence
shut the fuck up
yeah
part of a sentence
Like if you said
EAT DOLPHINS NOW
i eat sperm whale blubber
im at a loss for words
I loss my will to live reading that
you have ambivelant drawing charisma
what
wtf is your name
fuckin
ladiesman217
what
yes
i ask
fucking answer
oh
uhh
it's gorgeous my love ❤️
this ai is really roleplaying well as a
a uhhh
uhhhhhhhh, uuuhhhh... (uhm)
REAL
ok
ok
ok
its jn in my alphabet
watch your language...
we use the french meaning all the time to imply that the person is mentally fucked
are you french
no
are you slavic
yes
southern
BalKAN or balTIC
balkan
serbia
no
wit
slovenia
no i mean
most femboy country is poland
dumbass slovenia is #1 femboy country
Ahh yes
poland
the SLOVENIAN says that
ew polish
slovenia is femboys
True Nords of Skyrim can answer that question.
nuh uh
im pretty sure they have asstolfo as their flag
poland is femboy land
preety much
Coping mechanism
yeah i know
we have a prety much astrofolo flag
bht when a resident of femboy land tells you polish people are femboys
you knownits true
oh youre polish arent you
i am very susceptible to it
Bitch im moroccan 🇲🇦
my favorite country is slovakia
what the hell is a moroco
in balkans
right here
in indiana
i love edgar rice
favorite baseball player
i have so many ciggarette cards of him
X !
because ur a pending class
Que
Porque
woah is that french
Que
Me ofendes
Je ne pas parlez de francais
Tais tois une merde
Its spanish men
i knew you were cuban
French are Oíl whit grass
oil with grass
Why im cuban wtf
Bro's enchanted.
that's american cuisine
idk man
freedom vibes
cubans love freedom
You has my house too?
🦅🦅
no i have a different house
True
Houston off freedom
what
Nothing
But Philadelphia>>>>
philadelphia?
yeah
i love it man
best cream cheese around
it's actually great
You think that?
yeah
theres a company
thats called tha
I say the State of philadelphia
as a company its been great
No duh. Black magic is evil.
black magic evil
sometime evil cool


My face when شكشوكة
T
ok
mfs be making a sisyphus meme of everything nowadays
so true
one must imagine the spider happy
spiderphus
that’s the point
Wtf is the context of this gif
the flash kills a baby with a microwave
that’s literally the context wdym
WTF
relatable
SLOP!
virginity is for losers don’t let them indoctrinate you
do not let the sirens of huge pussy loser town lure you into their clutches
Bro it's not like I have a choice anyways
you do actually
it's called getting the bag
look at this cool bug
very cool

I'm a dragon ball fan
It's physically impossible
you can be interested in other things
not with that attitude
I'm interested in you
fruity mfs
Because you sent a picture of a cool bug and I'm wondering if you got any more
yeah I also have this picture
bro this guy is dumb
):
just take how much acid he used for that chicken and just add more
not that there's anything with bad with fruity mfs nowadays
:(
THANK GOD
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS IMAGE FOR LITERAL YEARS
i can finally rest easy
mmmm long nose
hi
no way
cant believe toy story predicted dreamy
njm
If you look like this dm me immediately
New Twitter app has the X now. That's wild.
i bet this is your wallpaper
this is the yakuza
dame da ne
SLOP!
danny done nae?
what am i missing
i don’t get it
Haha its so funny (I do not in fact find it funny)
Canada cannot be defeated so easily.
the sisyphus reference sucking all the humor right out of the meme
Actually true
i don’t get it
coordination
he lives to see another day
Even without Sisyphus that would’ve been pointless
that had enough braincells to look a name of a boss up
and to realize that some things might be based on old legends
same day of sticker creation
now shut the fuck up
pending posts it
People who never read the myth of Sisyphus on their to make unfunny memes that have no correlation with the tale whatsoever
Real
do NOT look at the name of the emoji
I can remove it don’t worry
LOL
Sisyphus memes completely missed the point of the story
yeah because it was forced by ultrakill fans
Ultrashit
the ultrakill community is so fucking shit
Syphilis is in ultrakill?
Yeah I can tell
ultramid
Ultracrumb
the boss's name had sisyphus in it so a person with <4 braincells looked that word up and gave birth to the awful meme
The meme doesn't even relate to the tale half the time
the ultrakill community is somehow worse than the minecraft and titanfall 2 community combined
which is one hell of an achievement
One must imagine sisphus as an unfunny discord meme
Real ones play cruelty squad
Ohhhhh my godddd
who is she
Malice

tf is that name
im starting to think these are completely scripted
Idk i didn’t make the emoji names
its one thing to have one of them by pure luck

its another to have two for content
russia better prepare...
35 dollar grindset 🔥
goodnight meme zone
i wish you all the sweetest of dreams
unless you are diabetic then i wish you very delectable dreams
timezones arent real
its like 10:40 bro
just sleep whenever you want to
true
timezones were invented by nasa so they could fuck you over
good morning leonard
he cant hear you bro he listening to Emancipation Proclamation of 1863 (2005 remastered edition)
You know I just realized
SLOP!
Two Abe's have that were presidents/whatever have been assassinated
Can you repeat that please?
I can't tell did you repeat it
slop!
Did you ping me
I didn't get pinged
Why would you get pinged
So no @-everyone fuckery
You can't @everyone here
I'm used to servers where the mods do a little trolling
I don't think the mods care to troll me
Drunk drivers are the great filters of modern roadways
slop!
Me when I fucking GET you
https://media.tenor.com/8jPIx1PNbM4AAAAM/gaping-dragon-dark-souls.gif
whoever made this like 2 years ago makes me happy
the aim is the most painful part
What does this mean]
just watched blade runner 2049 last night lol
good movie
Really is.
No matter how many adrenalines and red candys I use, I still won't get away from death
Killing cuffed people is a dick move
"Do you want to turn this person into a member of your team or are you so shit you kill cuffed people because the only people you are able to kill is teammates and cuffed
not my gameplay
my edit tho
although im not really proud of the edit. i was just trying new effects to see what i liked most
meh
if you trust the cuffer to not be dogshit
An "epic kill" montage of kills against defenseless players kinda devalues the epicness.
Cope...
Stay defenseless, we stay getting tickets.
dont you get more tickets by cuffing them?
and escorting them
yes
however
if you die
- free dboys
if you dont die
- you couldve had micro and killed scps
- if you KOS'd the dboys, you are technically getting tickets by making class-d not get tickets
also byeah thats why it made me so happy all those years ago cause i was co-owner and i refused to do any of that stuff n the people who kept doing it were getting mad they kept losing despite the scummyness
Plays FPS game
kill people in FPS game
"Dick move bro"
What did they mean by this?
I love KOS, I die for my facility guards, protecting the containment like a fierce, unyielding force! 🚀💥 When I step into the breach, there's no holding back, and those pesky Class-D better beware! 😎💀 But you know what makes it even sweeter? That Skull Island server, where they try to tame our fiery spirits! 🏝️🚫 Oh, but they can't hold us back! We're too cunning, too determined! 🌪️🔥 When I'm an MTF, it's like unleashing a storm, and those Class-D never see it coming! ⚡💣 And if I'm not, I'll take my post at the entrance, patiently waiting for those sneaky D-boys to pass. When they try to slip through, I strike like a bolt of lightning! ⚡🔪 "Denied entry!" I declare, reveling in the thrill of the hunt! 😈🎯 So let 'em try to stop us, but we're unstoppable! KOS is our way of life, and nothing can stand in our path to secure the facility and bring victory to the guards! 🏢🛡️
I love KOS, I die for my facility guards, protecting the containment like a fierce, unyielding force! 🚀💥 When I step into the breach, there's no holding back, and those pesky Class-D better beware! 😎💀 But you know what makes it even sweeter? That Skull Island server, where they try to tame our fiery spirits! 🏝️🚫 Oh, but they can't hold us back! We're too cunning, too determined! 🌪️🔥 When I'm an MTF, it's like unleashing a storm, and those Class-D never see it coming! ⚡💣 And if I'm not, I'll take my post at the entrance, patiently waiting for those sneaky D-boys to pass. When they try to slip through, I strike like a bolt of lightning! ⚡🔪 "Denied entry!" I declare, reveling in the thrill of the hunt! 😈🎯 So let 'em try to stop us, but we're unstoppable! KOS is our way of life, and nothing can stand in our path to secure the facility and bring victory to the guards! 🏢🛡️
everytime i need this copypasta you show up
so true
I'm checking the fandom wiki (So I'm not saying this is definitive) But there's nothing here saying killing D-class nets you tickets...
the class d get tickets only by escaping and scp objects. if they are cuffed they literally cant get tickets either. killing them for the sake of preventing them from getting tickets doesnt even make sense if the alternative also does lmao
preventing someone from getting tickets is the same as getting tickets
also fandom is really outdated?
!wiki
Dude the amount of times I've seem a cuffer team kill because of murder obsessed teammates is insane
i dont kos cuffed dboys
depending on where we are
Yeah, looking at it, there's nothing saying killing an unarmed D-class nets you tickets still.
Are you fucking stupid, you turn them into friendly teammates if you cuff them and bring them to exits
ohhh
whoever kills there is a dick
in the escape
or on surface
if cuffing them and escorting them gets you teammates AND tickets, and those teammates can ONLY get you more tickets by doing dmg to scps etc, then if you were truly basing your actions on objective orienting towards getting tickets, killing them doesnt even make sense. If they run and try to NOT get cuffed then yeah because they aren't willin to join you.
if your worried about them getting tickets for their team, then make them onto your team instead?
My balls itch
erm
or
dont get killed by some dboy with a gun
by killing them
if they're cuffed they dont got a gun man
and just use the sergeant card to get micro
how do you cuff a dboy?
idc if you shoot someone whos runnin around like sure man
It's always the same, a guy cuffs someone
"We are going to escape"
Some guy who is soo shit he kills defenseless people,e for dopamine:
real...
dawg i came into this building to shoot anything that moves i dont give a damn if youre another living breathing human unless you already have a secret service patrol walkin you out
based
Imagen not being able to kill people who fight back so you kill cuffed players
It's my opinion, and I think my opinion rules. I will not elaborate
Smells like a teamkiller
Go back to twitter then
you DID not
That is my opinion as well
i mean i try for escorting but if they run or try to double cross me etc i just kill them
the d class has to either be stupid or complacent/willing to join your team in the first place to get cuffed, so let em help you lmao
preach...
You got that thang oiled down?
cuz even if they get uncuffed they wont get tickets...
miswrote...
Also
I am friendly as dclass or sci: I get killed
I kill people as dclass or sci: they were unarmed
It makes me feel bad
dont play dclass
close the game when you get dclass
easy
you simply dont stay near people
?
SLOP!
staying alone is usually how you live past 1 spwanwave
anyone who stays in a large group is fodder class-d
for scp kills
You mean X? Aight, xvideos is where it is at! Got your mom's content bookmarked.
No what I am trying to say is when I kill people they were going to be friendly but when I trust people they kill me it weird
it depends on the server tbh if its like a group of people who are consistent and chill its a lot easier to have them not KOS you when your trying to help them
(most of the time I try to get NTF converted as D class depending on the SCPs cause its more fun to kill the SCPs then to just leave and kill the NTF, sometimes kill all SCP as d class for funzies then escape as chaos to kill NTF lol)
CI is so shit...
Ci is fun on servers that allow Cooperation
erm, no one asked!
erm
you hav eto understand
im most important person here
okay what the scallop man
that's it
Mtf is fun but Ci get lmgs and shotguns
erm
dogshit ak
when you escape
crossvec OP gun fr fr...
i mean the big iron is pretty funni
You guys should all be on fbi lists
guys ima be honest ive started to only go for the glockinator
ive gotten tired of escaping or killing scps
i just want cola and glockinator drive bys
I like the hat
cola better
Yeah I got a cola once, it was fun
maturing is realizing cola is the best scp item...
4 colas + NTF respawn wave + 150 ammo and glockinator == funni
@gentle oriole by the way, do you actually play the game or just shitpost in here?
always has been bro 1 cola = infinite stamina yes plz
I used it to speed run nuke and outrun scps
I don't even care about the speed the infinite stamina is cool enough
The speed is nice tho
i miss peanuts going to heavy and electrocuting themselves to get down to like 5% hp and then just speed run killing everyone
I like when everyone dies before the first spawn wave
so true
this was even more op on servers with heal on kill
ive practically only played vanilla i didnt even know that was a thing
that sounds OP as hell
939 spawn killing guards is fun
939s claw ability actually needs a rework bro
the aoe is insane
doesnt even need to be aiming anywhere
like you can be getting absolutely juked but it doesnt matter
Yeah
079 is my favorite but its the only one I really lose at (cause i cant kill them or stop them from turning off gens without teammates, and they tend to not care about self preservation long enough to win)
Just hold c
if they want to make him actually a ambush
now hes basically everything
only scp that can sometimes compare is 049
and 173
Most dog players will kill a single guy after hearing 3 people make noise and think he killed everyone
Like bruh
Just hit lmb
every scp is an ambush except 079 change my mind
i love how it took like 5 mins gfor that answer
but sums it up perfectly
i think
tf2 gaming
173 is just tank
no
counterpoint, they are able to kill about 3 people if none of them are looking at them (IE nobody checks their corners or upwards cause why would you in entrance zone off of spawn wave)
173 is a tank that can murk a spawnwave
its ridiculous
939 is the most broken one rn tho
WHY DO MOST 079 PLAYERS NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BREACH SCANNER
they do on the sevrer i play on
and its a heavily modded one
so players are garbage
Lol
where the fuck do you play???
Random
ahh
I am East usa/uk/West eu
No
classical music
Understandable have a great day

Ok, that's not funny. The easter bunny is in fact real.
Hey guys
hi
that is not something i wanted to see this time of night
I don't even understand
2-3 is more optimal
true, but pain killers + uber speed is funni
ig but the only effective way to do that was getting an absurd about of yellow candy from piñata
me and the bois in 914 producing hypothetically infinite cola:
for example:
you would need alot of luck and cordination to get more than 4-6 colas in 1 game
what
chart for cola making btw
you can get infinite cola because you can get infinite grenades from rolling the guns in armor
ontop of the funni monkey free flash bangs + the radios i usually get at least 2
thats true but it is very time consuming
still possible
▲
then again my recent strat out of boredom from playing normally is trying to get glockinator, micro, and colas
and maybe some other things depending on scps
i reccomend just colas and maybe micro/jailbird
and if you wanna do that remember that chart i posted
ive made my own reference sheet but ive done it enough to just memorize it for like everything I need lmao
my entire gameplay loop in scpsl in getting coca cola and goofing around
based
i wanna try a tanky build with shotgun so inverse cola but the scps wouldnt like that too much
inverse cola its kinda nice but agaisnt scps you die instantly
i would only use it if there were no scps remaining but thats my bias
oh i also forgor to mention the armories are just free glockinator rolls so as guard you get heavy n pray you get to light quick enough and if not its cool cause you can reroll your primary anyway
i post alot of coca cola clips here
yea but inventory space and lcz decontamination is a big problem so you need to be efficient
oh yea i also have this @fallen lake
i stopped myself from clipping things cause i ended up with 80+gb of clips in like 2-3 months and 0 motivation to edit them
DONT CLIP 1000+ TIMES PER MINUTE
JUST CLIP THE GOOD PARTS
daxt what do you use to clip?
oh
i used to use steelseries until it started breaking
im using shadowplay but thinking to try obs
dont use steelseries
hate how it breaks when i alt tab
obs has a clipping plugin??
yeah but you gotta set it up
just have it as mp3 silly
[also if you use OBS im gonna kill you if you use streamlabs instead of studio]
this takes long time to set up
exactly
its hardly infinite with normal light containment rules
rough estimate of about a 10% success rate for all 3, 25% for 2 of them, and about a 50% for just one of the three [as in the three goals I have] before light decontams
that percentage lowers drastically if there is a 106 or 079 though
just dont use guns for grenades unless you have too
get grenades from light armory
you just tack on the guns ontop of your normal rolls, so if you end up having to rough something you just get profit
i think finding 207 is a better idea
and since i go for glockinator I do a healthy amount of rough VF and F
sometimes
but i just do that in light containment while looking for other supplies
the also main reason why rerolling guns is funni is cause you need to roll the guns into flashlights into scp obj for the pistol chances
so its kinda just a biproduct of going for glockinator [getting a lot of cola rolls at the end]
oh yea also
THEY FUCKING NERFED FLASHBANG MAKING WITH GHOSTLIGHT
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM
you used to be able to make 5 flashlights with 100% chance to make flashbangs with flashlight
and they nerfed flashbang turning into grenades/being unchanged its just 25% get cola and 75% destroyed
as someone who likes getting 2176 from flashlights I see this as an absolute win
also you can just turn the 2176's into flashbang if you really wanted to on rough 100%
no the ghostlight only makes 1 flashlight instead of 5
oh you wanted MORE than 1 lmao
YEA FOR 5 FLASHBANGS
They nerfed it probably because of anticola.
2176 -> 5 flash -> 3 colas (on average) -> find 1 more and you have 2 pink colas ready
SLOP!
Después de 2 largos años finalmente ha llegado este video, me ha sido difícil su elaboración por el hecho de que es la primera animación que he realizado. He aprendido durante este proyecto, pero también necesito la sugerencia de ustedes para seguir mejorando.
Como también doy créditos a aquellos que aportaron a la comunidad de Patapon (En la ...
I wonder what the word could be
Same
I still don't understand the thing with
"it helps people with short attention spans"
It's literally placebo
it was all a dream
I always need my daily dose of family guy, Minecraft parkour, and subway surfers to keep my brain stimulated
Toyota
Tik tok users try listen to someone speak for more than 10 seconds
Tik tok is literally the bubonic plague
You I guess
Tik tok users when they realize crack os like til tok but better
Buy crack
It's super cheap
Crack os?
the i and the o key are very close to each other 
Oh, yeah
terraria
DELTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LITERALLY
RACIAL SLUUUUURS
Elon made a poor choice this summer with twitter
I'd refer twitter as a porn site just because of the url link
The what
Execute this man at once!!!
mods hit the third tower
billions must pray
i better turn on the fan if thats the case
The fan won't do anything
