#meme-zone
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Dutch women are tall and scary :(

I just don’t wanna go to America anymore since they are just killing each other every day and are racist af
What?

That's like saying everyone in Brazil works for the cartel
Mummy I mean mummy I mean FUCK
Isn’t that a Colombian stereotype
bipolar disorder
there are a bunch of mexican cartel people though
Nightmare we should move to the uk
Brazilan women are cute though :)
Hk?
go to canada
wanna date
and have hot sexy sex
like rn
Alaska sounds nice
Canada is neat.
Naked Troyes
So is Michigan and Minnesota
Titties
never been, sounds good though.
And Wisconsin
what the fuck is happening here
do you like military bases
Honestly I would want to meet a German or British girl :)
I like the British accent!
I've been on one for 3+ months and I did not like it

Also my cousin is married to a German guy
British accent is nice, glad i got it.
I like men and women so idk
I wanted one!
Can you say water rn guest
Wootar
i am going to strangle you.
But I like it!
Wootar
I like the strangling
we MADE THE WORD WATER. WE SAY IT RIGHT.
so fake
actually I have ptsd nvm
i invented water
So true!
WOOTAR is how you pronounce it
:(
weighter
Wah terr
a single tear rolls from my eye like a flood down a mountain, another droplet to an ever lasting stream.
but we swear cool!
It’s too late for me now unless I live my whole life in the uk
Hey guys new Lewis screenshot just dropped
do you say the nword over there it's a problem here
every message from lewis is a screenshot

only on sundays :(

I don’t understand a single word but it’s cool!
giga chad
average fan
average enjoyer
average fan vs average enjoyer
itzmefraz
mcmolgrip

Wait NO
I think there's more than four
of british and where I live
not really two british accents but
I'm talking about American accents
I lived in Missouri for a while
@tight stream @austere forge @rare field who is gonna let me move in
That's not midwest
it literally is
i mean you can eat out of the cat bowl i got.
:(
Nah
do you not know where east is
The Midwest is Iowa and Minnesota and Michigan and Wisconsin
I refuse to acknowledge any other state
They do NOT exist
America confuses me :(
Dyjdhax
FAKE
Why is every state a square
FAKE NEWS
we like rectangles
MISINFORMATION SPREADER
Does he know?
it was part of the union
Lewis doesn't know
Okay look it seems that I’ll have to plan something else when going to the UK, I’ll just go to a city near London and stay in a cheap hotel or something
Know what
Nah
bed and brekfast!
go to usa
Maybe
thats NYC
East coast and west coast both suck and are filled with crazy fuckers
I saw a rat in NYC that was bigger than a roomba
Midwest has normal people
yeah
Did you go to the uk nightmare
Oh
UK is the last place I wanna visit
go to france

I would only go to the UK to harass people about Italy winning the World Cup
I wanted to visit france as well
NOT PARIS NEVER PARIS IT'S A SHITHOLE
@celest tapir
no
That's not true
after I went to paris everywhere is way better in my eyes
um
texas usa اربعة وعشرون وسبعة وعشرون كل يوم words of israel arabic words kurdistan سنتان joe biden سنتان وسنة وستة أشهر في حياتك pass away in 2 yeal
pint.
what u gonna do about it
I would rather go and visit ukraine than paris
I WILL visit the Martin London Tower.
Gonna ask for colored role
why you wanna go to martin lodnond tower so bad!
Can I have a colored role
i told you to stop contacting this number
!stab @thorny cove
Do you think I can get a girlfriend in the uk in 6 months
i'd say like 2000 kcal
Nihgtmrae#3481 has been muted in this server.

!stab @rare field
Can I have a colored role
no
why not
Because

So I can stay there
can I get mod in b&b
for your information there are no plague doctors in the tower of london
(I'm going to be extremely inactive)
UK is overrated go to Sweden or Finland or Switzerland or some other country
I am aware
There’s something even better
He is not aware
been there it's the only nice place in london (free of kids vaping)
but you can see ME!
I'd rather get shot than get shanked with a handmade knife
what

they put me in a big fucking glass box :(
I need to visit the tower
there is no treasure in the tower
I also wouldn’t mind living in the UK if the city I lived in wasn’t a shithole :)
the uk is quite nice
yoo kay
I mean, it must be better than here I suppose, but my city is pretty pleasant
Also it’s always cloudy in here so I would feel at home

fair
Nice attractions
bristol is alright
Idk the uk seems so small compared to here that I kinda imagine everyone to know each other
I’ve heard about this place before
@tight stream can you confirm
the uk isn't like 20 meters big
Boowomp
yeah
Bristol isn't too bad i heard.
i'd reccomend plymouth.
I see
they've also got a doctor who escape room
Norway sounds nice
What about you @austere forge
what y'all opinion on Tennessee
Chicken
cool mountains
Ooo nice
he is probably eeping
now I am become tired, eeper of worlds
Bristol is not very far away from London too
I love Oslo it's my home state in Kosovo
bro wtf is is that tower that you want so fuckin bad
Idk my state is almost the same size
why do I know where every European country is
flushed emohi
these are the only states i know including new york florida california and texas
btw i went to california once! and holy shit fallout doesn't do it justice
america is a literal wasteland
I mean apart from me wanting to visit the Tower, living anywhere that isn’t a shithole sounds nice 
MY HOME STATE
I know all of the states accept for the two in between ny and maine
now everyone is here, look at the kitty!
But I need someone!
NOOOOOOO
You know I can’t just live there :(
Chef head
you cannot live in the tower of london
I know
This is coming from someone who hasn't visited any of the northern states
you can
you can
I’m talking about somewhere else in Britain
No you're not
bet its worse
I’ve heard that Bristol or something is cool for that
ok so nuclear winter
Wtf
canada l wtf
apparently Aylesbury is the worst
How do you guys not know this
Idk
canada is nice
No it's not
you don't know shit
really?
I know they support assisted you know what
canadian healthcare
lmao
Good luck buying a house if you weren't born in Canada ( you can't )
no you can

you can buy a house in canada if you were born somewhere else
No you can't
Yes. You. Can.
mean words
They made it a law because everyone outside of Canada were inflating the housing market

Okay thank you for your time British people
no they didn't
Yes they did
that would like ruin them
best lewis :D
but they did
I’m sorry that you guys get clowned on the internet!
Thanks!
keep being amazing


FUCK CANADA OFFBRAND AMERICA
This is true
WHO EVER NERD EMOJI EAT THIS🤓
there are no zombies in Canada
Purple Francis
it is
no its all bears dont come here
Joe Rogan
This is a TRUE fact confirmed by a REAL Canadian
of course it was maxors brain who just died inside
back it up with a source
source is a gimmick account on twitter made it the fuck up
troleed
huh
hi big boobs
@hollow plinth Consider not posting weird reaction images


hey i have this mod!
@tawdry ginkgo, @glacial olive advertising nu des server
who are those people
jack and mark
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i just saw that he has a dick drawn on his face
People who hate peanut when they realise they're not supposed to rush 20 NTF and that's why they die easily every time
maybe this genius of yours is still out there
--
#breakingbad
this is literally how me and my friends in a vc talk
God i love deep fakes
May I know Who made this
That thing attended me once in a chinese restaurant
might have been me
Dumbass
And may I know who made this aswell? Thanks.
I have been hired to kill that cat
Kerfus my beloved
what the shmuck
i will find out where you live and kill you.
Good morning to you too
My body says Turkey but my heart says Greece
i eat your heart
I have never seen a turk femboy

it feels like something is in this room with me
GOOFY
and then the D class got up and clapped
Half life but epic
is this the new turkish antagonist
Thx for the nostalgia
someone ping lewis

dont post stuff like that
Why not

n words arent allowed
Only white dudes are offended by it
The n word with an a is not a slur
I think it should be allowed if it is not used to offend someone else
1984
smooth
I am glad that this is what our taxpayer dollars are going to
grab
grab
SCP-173:
Needs to use both abilities to get a competent player.
Cannot deal with groups.
Incompetent for both groups and single players. This is why I hate peanut.
Nobody cares
go in #scp-discussion
Issue involving the users capabilities to play the game
Gives point
Refuses to elaborate
Leaves

You elaborated very much
just get good
Bros just mad because he got to play the fun class and then died (the entire enemy team was hacking he’s sure of it)
did you even try teaming with other SCP's?
The way the people play on the server I play on I totally can lol
that just says something about the MTF
Mtf: Mentality reTarded Fuckers
yup
What
do you put your car or your wheelchair in disabled parking
my toilet
I’m bout to show that I can fucking ball
What is your unbiased and professional opinion on the problem of stairs
Man is flying fr
My legs are not broken I’m just sitting down in a mobile chair
(Me legs are broken,the kneecaps are stolen I’m forever bound to a chair)
Aight bet
The wheelchair economy is surely booming right now
You see the story is there was 3 grenade in a elevator and I somehow survived
But no legs?
No they broke
This you?
Fr yes
Damn bro doesn't need legs anymore
You've merged with your new form
To achieve higher efficiency
🫡
No no no
MTF
Morons
Touring
Facility
I really want to bully Hubert into making immobile task force for April fools
HAHAHAHA
It wouldn't be that hard right?
Replacing their models with mtf on wheelchairs
Arms wouldn't have to be changed and the leg animations would just be removed
Change the foot step sound to squeaky wheel chair
I would die from laughter
Just imagine you have to move to make a 180 degree
Turn
Dang
Bro any stairs you can’t walk up or down
You just fall down
Or maybe they have like one of those stair elevators for people like that
That would be hilarious
They would have to make all the stairs into wheel chair accessible stairs
So add a slope I guess
Even if their legs work
I tend to do that in real life
Mostly because my brain fails when going down stairs sometimes
Exactly my point lol
I know this guy who has fallen down his stairs at least 10 times
And has routinely broken his nose, ankle, and ribcage doing so
Oof
Oh no
I hear back from him 3 hours later that he fell down the stairs
He's a professional at falling down stairs
I feel like humans should evolve from stairs to make something better
They're too dangerous
Reject stairs, return to huge pulley systems
that's spanish
I’m aware I’m just saying.
Bonjours comment ça vas je suis ravie de te rencontrer
I'm fine, nice to meet you too. How are you?
huh
Je vais bien t'as fait quoi aujourd'hui ?

not much just sat at my computer on discord.
i ain’t readin allat ‼️
Oh okay sympa
boring though
french people 🤮

society if people spoke a different language than me

de toute façon tu joues à quels jeux d'habitude
Sprichst du auch Deutsch?
Désolé j'ai pas google traduction pour traduire l'allemand
c'est bon
Êtes-vous français ou avez-vous immigré dans un autre pays ?
that must suck, thank goodness nobody speaks british
would be a shame
lmao
“Rule 4: please speak English this is a English speaking server. 🤓”
isn’t northwood canadian though
Hubert is Polish I think, so not sure
same thing
True!!
nope
#meme-zone message
artifakt
the trinket
the cuisine
wanna see a bowl of vomit?
what
it’s lentil stew that i blended
?
unblended it what hell eating it
?????
why the fuck would you belnd that
also what are you even saying
cause it was hell to eat
yeah
yeah?
but like imagine eating a soup but someone replaced the broth with soft popcorn seeds
bongolia
look man i felt like i was eating mud whenever i’d scoop a bowl
its supposed to be melted
then you added way too much fucking lentil
that’s what i think
yeah
aight bro good for you
What the fuck
what?
they’re lentils
A little bit of water
not beans
Not a stew my guy
i added too many lentils ok
That’s just a tub of lentils
nice
lads send a blinky meme
got none
You wasted 500h in scp, you are damn good
Most delicious meal in ww2
hot steamy gay sex
Pov you are a d class: Spawn of MTF while you are on surface
Lentil stew
Based
Yes i understand i wont recognize the bodies in the water
Which SCP is it?
!scp-354
Fuck
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
!scp 354
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Pretty sure thats the wrong red pool
The actual red pool was found in canada
Not in [REDACTED] county
Oh wait
Just read it

That sound effect sounds just like this guy it’s crazy.
Oof
unamed
Yeah they're all named 'U'
discord kittens
PROOF?!?!?!?!?!
hunter-gatherers coping
Me to the MTF after slaughtering the entire pervious MTF wave five seconds before that
bing chilling
If I had a time machine I would go back in time to stop Apple from adding the eggplant emoji

how
bing chilling
#shitpost #eltorro64rus #metalgearrising
You can't hurt me, Jack.
Short Version: https://youtube.com/shorts/uZC6zc2FsHQ
Eltorro64Rus my beloved
Me when I see a fat juicy cock.
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Хочу перемен · Кино
Последний герой
℗ 2018 Наследники В. Цоя & Г. Гурьянова, Ю. Каспарян, И. Тихомиров, А. Титов
Released on: 1989-01-01
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changes
This is pretty nice actually
i used to have this one on a playlist, it's also great
https://youtu.be/DiDUIfMk7go
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Спокойная ночь · Кино
Последний герой
℗ 2018 Наследники В. Цоя & Г. Гурьянова, Ю. Каспарян, И. Тихомиров, А. Титов
Released on: 1989-01-01
Auto-generated by YouTube.
where is this from
The classic era.
ok cool but not when, where
Like where did I get the memes or the origin of that meme in general?
Because I got a whole collection from the internet archive.
this one in particular i've seen it a few times
Dunno off the top of my head right click and copy link and get the name of the photo.
Look up the name and you'll get some more insight on it
why did i even watch 15% of that
same…
🐏 💨
no mo dik
who are these people
My hypothesis that quality content shall bleed out from the cesspool of the main TikTok platform is still holding strong. Thank you for the meme
WHO IS SHE
i cannot believe these flight attendants denied this man his water
this is truly a moment
you're a metal head, IM a smart person!!! smh
@dim cairn tell me a funny joke
Ik, it's so sad
a REALLY funny joke

Okay!
Where did the mathematician go for vacation?
germany?
Times Square!!
you truly are a funny joke teller
I will kill you
HAH!
I almost chuckled
I will end your life
Good one!
Very funny discord user!!
I’m gonna fucking kill you
Every second you are not running I am getting closer
You can calm down now!!!
There’s no forgiving what you’ve done

yo shrek i think you glitched
she so me
amen
Let’s see how bad this ends
Good morning!
hallo!!!!!
nsfw bionicle server
no t here pls
i can see that
I miss the sound of this
The SCP Foundation approves of this message
just kiss an admin and you can have one
Oh boy the MLG era
So many fond memories
strong and peaceful
wise and brave
fighting the fight for the whole world to save
we the people will ceaselessly strive
to keep our great revolution alive
unfurl the banners, look at the screen
never before has such glory been seen
Roses are red
I kicked a ball
Trump built a wall
Roses are red
A deep hole is a well
Joe Biden had fell
Awawawa
SCP 939 in real life
We get it scp-1471 is furry bait
@mighty verge Sir you can't post textwalls this is 1984
I shall try
Mix ammonia and bleach for free mustard
nuh uh
thats not the question
The grumpy one worth 11, not 5
don't EVER doubt me again.
guys welding meme
@crimson echo another welding meme

so thats how hey arnold got his funny head shape
when i get back from the gym i am solving this in the most complex way possible
They are looking for that on sexy scp for their contractor
realne
bill is high af
Looney toons characters after going through the trash and finding a nuclear warhead
real
so like
da cats vergil
and the POV is dante
in the dmc games
“royal guard” is used as a parry
ohh
yea
"blah blah blah" shut UP bro! you're weird! throws brick at your head
Mortar my beloved
I earthquake youre mortar
It will still connect unless you put a troop down
One of the suspects in Ready or Not just made dog noises as I arrested him
Is he robbing a gas station of money for meth or to buy a fursuit? I heard those things are expensive as hell
Just realized I put this in the wrong channel but whatever
#revengeance #metalgearrising #news
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