thank you old scp articles
#scp-discussion
red quartz
fierce lynx
does air resistance slow 018 down if it just doesnt ever bounce off anything
tender lantern
yeah
red quartz
if water slows it down yeah
shrewd egret
the ball just did that trust
red quartz
its not immune to being stopped or slowed
fierce lynx
018 doesnt make very much sense
tender lantern
if you really wanted to you could just like catch it
sick sapphire
"You see folks a pebble from a distant meteor caused this destruction"
tender lantern
it only killed like 5 people its fine
red quartz
like why does the armor have a scp designation
sick sapphire
018 doesnt make very much sense
Yes thats why its an SCP
fierce lynx
Yes thats why its an SCP
thats true but i feel like it doesnt make sense according to its own rules
sick sapphire
Honestly wonder if we'll get an Explained SCP in SL
fierce lynx
that would be dumb
red quartz
series 1 is no mans land when it comes to writing style
fierce lynx
why is it euclid
fiery salmonBOT
marble mantle
damn
sick sapphire
why is it euclid
Im assuming cause theres buyers out there with it but then wouldnt that make it keter?
sick sapphire
or rather uncontained
Safe to contain but with other instances still out in the world I suppose
hidden wave
perhaps it would be beneficial for me to actually read the article fully before making judgements on the object class
red quartz
i love looking at pending deletion
red quartz
like these two are just written by the same person
sick sapphire
I had to go back to the main series 1 page because like 5 of the series 1 articles were written by Dr Bright's maker and I couldn't use the next feature
fiery salmonBOT
sick sapphire
-13
fierce lynx
son 😭
sick sapphire
fierce lynx
they really put the scp's nickname in the title
sick sapphire
These are the same people who request stupid shit like 457 and 035 into SL mind you
I guarantee it
fiery salmonBOT
red quartz
this ones gold
fiery salmonBOT
red quartz
accidentally written as a tale i think
shrewd egret
this ones gold
i like the and/or erased from existence
we'll kill u but maybe we'll just remove you from existence instead. m,aybe botyh. i don't know man
red quartz
tough fern
this ones gold
Here’s my awesome oc agent x
red quartz
we decided to give him tomorrow off of work
glass pilot
oooo are we looking at lowest rated pages
fierce lynx
this ones gold
btw wtf is level 6 clearance i thought it only went up to 5
fiery salmonBOT
sick sapphire
btw wtf is level 6 clearance i thought it only went up to 5
Does the Black Moon Howl
The forbidden pink card
red quartz
SITE 0!!
red quartz
fierce lynx
weait a minute
red quartz
the scp has been now noted to be a protector of the multiverse
fierce lynx
red quartz
who noted that
fierce lynx
they brought me to interview me
red quartz
from what i gather
x is agent x
and the scp is a clone of him
that is now a protector of the multiverse
fierce lynx
sick sapphire
Can we add agent x to SCP SL now
fierce lynx
replace the containment officer with agent x
red quartz
sudden first person foundation
fierce lynx
really love how they ocasionally did a .. instead of a .
red quartz
thats crazy work ethic
fierce lynx
weary crag
ahh
glass pilot
helo scp 173
rich flume
glass pilot
fierce lynx
they're really just cranking these out huh 3 scps in the span of 2 days
rich flume
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1476023713924124886/19...
i like the 049lings
shrewd egret
we decided to give him tomorrow off of work
why is it all in lowercase lmao
most technical scp document
fierce lynx
the greatest scp writer need not adhere to foolish things such as capitalization and grammar
fierce lynx
shrewd egret
i love how they added an extra dot to one of the lines of padding but they couldn't be arsed fixing it in the copy paste
or more likely forgot to newline it and said fuck it
fierce lynx
or more likely forgot to newline it and said fuck it
why did they need to use dots just use spaces 😭
red quartz
What are we doing
scp discussing
rich flume
they're really just cranking these out huh 3 scps in the span of 2 days
QUIET, CONTEST WINNER! an author who coldposts is speaking. listen, and learn.
shrewd egret
why did they need to use dots just use spaces 😭
he declined.
fierce lynx
scp
scp
glass pilot
I love them
red quartz
rich flume
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1475886244473999432/Im...
i wish there were little 1507lings
shrewd egret
this screams child on the playground making an OC
shrewd egret
the scp has been now noted to be a protector of the multiverse and escaped this dimension immediately after the interview ended
red quartz
i dont blame them for the formatting
rich flume
this screams child on the playground making an OC
bro fucking left after this lol
shrewd egret
i like how "to the window" implies agent x wasn't even like yelling at someone observing he was just giving orders to the window itself
glass pilot
this screams child on the playground making an OC
bro can't say fuck....
fierce lynx
really love the use of the worst and most difficult to read font btw
shrewd egret
i didnt'even notice the fucking
shrewd egret
I would usually be practicing pvp by now
fierce lynx
welcome to site 0 buddy
shrewd egret
agent x is a pro minecraft pvper
polar locust
rich flume
I would usually be practicing pvp by now
tuff alarm
marble mantle
how did you know I was lurking
red quartz
agent x and his clone
fierce lynx
bro this article is a gem i hope they never delete it
red quartz
aura
marble mantle
I've been discovered
fierce lynx
bro this article is a gem i hope they never delete it
we gotta upvote it so it stays on the wiki
shrewd egret
the anomaly is the shittiness of the report itself it's so tuff
rich flume
really love the use of the worst and most difficult to read font btw
i like how its written like the dude being interviewed immediately spoke truths so raw it convinced pvp boss that he had to go
glass pilot
really love the use of the worst and most difficult to read font btw
PRACTICING PVP1!!
glass pilot
wheres the rating button
The rating button is a module thing, he forgot to include it lol
sick sapphire
Me eating that poisonous root Astrid gave me and immediately dying
shrewd egret
LMAO
red quartz
i like how its written like the dude being interviewed immediately spoke truths ...
anomaly speaks fluid multiverse
tender lantern
Honestly wonder if we'll get an Explained SCP in SL
Hateful sun <3
fierce lynx
The rating button is a module thing, he forgot to include it lol
he's damned himself i cant even save him 😔
red quartz
becomes protector immediately
sick sapphire
Hateful sun <3
Elaborate
polar locust
Me eating that poisonous root Astrid gave me and immediately dying
We all tried it once.
sick sapphire
We all tried it once.
You apparently can survive it
shrewd egret
Can we look at newly written articles more often I need more bs
sick sapphire
You just need a ton of health
polar locust
yeah, it deals a high but set amount of damage
wet swallow
Wtf
glass pilot
Like, the "how to write an SCP" thingy includes the basic setup for the very very bare bones start and includes
- Object Class
- Special Containmet Procedures
and, most importantly - the module rate feature
sick sapphire
It’s an explained i like
GIVE ME THE NUMBERS
shrewd egret
nevermind i'm not reading series 10
glass pilot
bro didn't use ANYTHING
shrewd egret
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9178 who the FUCK made umamusume scp
glass pilot
break the shackles
He's more free than any of us ❤️
shrewd egret
why are they drawn like the fucking chad guy
sick sapphire
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9178 who the FUCK made umamusume scp
Son
fierce lynx
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9178 who the FUCK made umamusume scp
👎 booooooo thumbs down
coarse falcon
glass pilot
why are they drawn like the fucking chad guy
basic side profile tbh
fierce lynx
ts is nothing to scp 9129
sick sapphire
Oh that one
shrewd egret
basic side profile tbh
idk struck me like it for some reason
sick sapphire
This was the reason When Day Breaks occurs
rich flume
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9178 who the FUCK made umamusume scp
they running out of scps to write
glass pilot
idk struck me like it for some reason
No I see what you're saying
It's kinda like the monkey screaming at the jaguar meme too
sick sapphire
I stumbled across a gold mine of posts involving scps and jack black as a Class D
Stupid fuckin fat steve
Get out of there
glass pilot
shrewd egret
reading illiteracy scp
fierce lynx
i found the rate button all is well
sick sapphire
https://tenor.com/view/reddit-down-the-hall-and-to-the-left-not-trump-trump-redd...
THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD KIND SIR
shrewd egret
sick sapphire
💰
fierce lynx
❤️🩹
shrewd egret
fierce lynx
what am i reading
the best scp ever
sick sapphire
Should we kill the 9k series scp writers
glass pilot
props to thatguy1111111
glass pilot
I'm beginning to piece it together...
shrewd egret
holyyy shittttt
soft garnet
insane writing
glass pilot
gem
wet swallow
rich flume
hop on 67 scp https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9967
soft garnet
wait a minute
fierce lynx
i wonder what he said behind all those redactions...
soft garnet
is this like
fierce lynx
i guess we'll never know
soft garnet
an actual scp article
red quartz
scp was noted to have become a protector of the multiverse
wet swallow
i guess we'll never know
Thank God
red quartz
i wonder what he said behind all those redactions...
too many truths
sick sapphire
hop on 67 scp https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9967
Im actually gonna strangle a mf
red quartz
about the universe
shrewd egret
i hope kasuto keeps making scps
we need a new outsider artist in the field
clearly very passionate
fierce lynx
could this bring about a new age of scps?
red quartz
you know when your reading the 914 testing logs and the suddenly they start combining pokemon games and stuff
glass pilot
https://tenor.com/view/imposter-among-us-sus-death-kill-gif-4505076004275073622
Why is there so much blood
soft garnet
Why is there so much blood
cuz its that one scp slop channel
i think
or one of the other similar channesl
for another topic
red quartz
you know when your reading the 914 testing logs and the suddenly they start comb...
theres so many 914 test logs that are just combining or upgrading pokemon games and then soying out about them
sick sapphire
https://tenor.com/view/imposter-among-us-sus-death-kill-gif-4505076004275073622
SCP-5167
glass pilot
you know when your reading the 914 testing logs and the suddenly they start comb...
Y'know the one 914 log where they made that one chick from Girl's Frontline real
shrewd egret
you know when your reading the 914 testing logs and the suddenly they start comb...
pokemon sapphire + pokemon ruby on 1:1 is pokemon emerald
glass pilot
theres so many 914 test logs that are just combining or upgrading pokemon games ...
Gem adjacent
shrewd egret
guys
sick sapphire
shrewd egret
pokemon sapphire + pokemon ruby on 1:1 is pokemon emerald
guys do you get it
guys
ghuyus
soft garnet
if i was israeli that would be a gem
shrewd egret
fuckihgn dies of a hearts attack
sick sapphire
fuckihgn dies of a hearts attack
fierce lynx
whats girl's frontline
rich flume
theres so many 914 test logs that are just combining or upgrading pokemon games ...
"he played the game and it was soooo fucking good" and then its the guy going "im a massive fuckign dork"
red quartz
"he played the game and it was soooo fucking good" and then its the guy going "i...
legit
shrewd egret
whats girl's frontline
idk i just imagine it being the fuckin tank anime but as a game
oh. that's hitler anime girl
sick sapphire
theres so many 914 test logs that are just combining or upgrading pokemon games ...
There was a couple involving fursuits and hazbin hotel, so the Pokémon ones werent as bad
red quartz
in every log collection theres at least one of those
rich flume
when will they make a 914 log where a researcher makes something useful and not pibby lost medias
shrewd egret
wehy the fuck is it gacha life
red quartz
There was a couple involving fursuits and hazbin hotel, so the Pokémon ones were...
its not even like oh these are so bad its why do they keep popping up
rich flume
wehy the fuck is it gacha life
adrian shperd
red quartz
wehy the fuck is it gacha life
is this where gacha life came from
glass pilot
She kiiiinda has aura
shrewd egret
IT'S CALLED...FUCKING... CHIBI!!!
bitch that looks too much like gacha life
fierce lynx
shiba inu
soft garnet
polar locust
Which non-edible SCP item tastes the best?
red quartz
gem
shrewd egret
# Which non-edible SCP item tastes the best? #
953
sick sapphire
# Which non-edible SCP item tastes the best? #
Me eating SCP-2176 and only tasting blood
glass pilot
fierce lynx
953 can be an item
polar locust
SCP-018
My mind immediately conjured up an image of it bouncing around inside someones colon.
glass pilot
Generational self inserts being created in the 914 testing logs
rich flume
914 logs are like the marvel of scp
fierce lynx
god this sucks
red quartz
there was a log i read where a guy put his phd in 914 on fine and it changed his name and gave him a fake nonexistent job
glass pilot
914 logs are like the marvel of scp
You're lowk right
red quartz
whos letting them do this
glass pilot
coarse falcon
She kiiiinda has aura
Thats ai isnt it
polar locust
Thats ai isnt it
looks like it, the gun dimensions are off.
soft garnet
who is writing these
fierce lynx
oops all SLOP
sick sapphire
My mind immediately conjured up an image of it bouncing around inside someones c...
The alien chest burster incident
polar locust
post is about 5 years old
I swear it looks off here.
rich flume
random ass formatting with the //
polar locust
could just also be the artist has a skill issue
remote zenith
953 can be an item
Deployable SCP-953
glass pilot
I swear it looks off here.
artist skill issue, AI was nowhere near this good in 2020
fierce lynx
🧟♀️
red quartz
I swear it looks off here.
it just looks like they werent happy with the gun and hit it with the liquify tool
alot
wet swallow
We need to kill all scp 914 log contributors
Agreed
polar locust
yeah fair enough probably isn't ai.
But I do think it's a bit funny, people say "look at hands" for finding AI, but I always find looking at background text or just... GUNS tends to give it away.
AI really struggles with the complexities of guns.
fierce lynx
this isnt even like interesting or funny its just lame garbage
fiery salmonBOT
fierce lynx
this isnt even like interesting or funny its just lame garbage
contributing nothing to the article by adding ts
shrewd egret
guys get this: protogen
polar locust
yeah fair enough probably isn't ai.
But I do think it's a bit funny, people say...
Then again game developers also struggle with guns.
Cursed P90 my beloved.
shrewd egret
clap now
fierce lynx
haha its funny because furry
shrewd egret
Then again game developers also struggle with guns.
Cursed P90 my beloved.
whenever i see p90 my mind jumps to that fuckass project 90 game
coarse falcon
Dude what was Dr.Gears deal with those termination logs first it was 682 now this
wet swallow
this isnt even like interesting or funny its just lame garbage
It would be better if all the logs were just a bunch of Class D dying kek
polar locust
whenever i see p90 my mind jumps to that fuckass project 90 game
ah, I meant the P90 that SL used to have, it reloaded all wrong.
coarse falcon
Dude what was Dr.Gears deal with those termination logs first it was 682 now thi...
Dude your articles are fine on its own my guy u dont need other people to add shit to them
shrewd egret
ah, I meant the P90 that SL used to have, it reloaded all wrong.
dw they'll fix it and bring it back
soft garnet
gem or coal
polar locust
dw they'll fix it and bring it back
Nah, make it a new custom SCP item unique to SL and bring back the cursed reload too
fierce lynx
gem or coal
this is worse than the protogen one bro
red quartz
gem or coal
Lowkey gem
coarse falcon
gem or coal
What the fuck does this have to do with clockworks
glass pilot
gem or coal
made me smile
sick sapphire
haha its funny because furry
Erm yeah thats the joke (its not funny)
sick sapphire
Its as funny as the 682 termination logs
rich flume
bros name is query
red quartz
Kojima level
fierce lynx
...
coarse falcon
polar locust
You know what I want more of?
Crosstests.
I know it makes absolutely no sense lorewise, but I think it's fun (so long as you aren't using them as powerscaling matchups. Let me see how unique SCPs interact with each others properties, not who can beat up shy guy)
fierce lynx
what is with these
fierce lynx
why are you dot dot dotting it
because theres nothing to it
soft garnet
gem
sick sapphire
You know what I want more of?
Crosstests.
I know it makes absolutely no sense ...
049 interacting with 682 in a termination log
soft garnet
049 096 crosstest where 049 becomes a therapist
sick sapphire
173 and 131 crosstest where they just permanently lock him in place
soft garnet
173 and 131 crosstest where they just permanently lock him in place
does he know?
polar locust
049 096 crosstest where 049 becomes a therapist
049 096 crosstest where 049 is swole as shit and hugging a crying 096
remote zenith
guys get this: protogen
rich flume
ok now
polar locust
We need Hugh G Rection to test what happens if you put adult toys in 914.
magic whale
ur all ants to me
sick sapphire
ur all ants to me
glass pilot
ur all ants to me
polar locust
https://tenor.com/view/chess-smirk-en-mewing-chess-kid-gif-6925056696049047421
invincible wobble type shit
wet swallow
ur all ants to me
polar locust
soft garnet
i dont get it....
its a really good movie
glass pilot
sick sapphire
invincible wobble type shit
Mark this is good news
soft garnet
bbs
magic whale
they call me grand regent
polar locust
A STEAK!?
red quartz
Can the containment office be fat with aura
soft garnet
im a strawberry
coarse falcon
sick sapphire
# A STEAK!? #
Yes...
polar locust
Can the containment office be fat with aura
Only if he gets increased health.
sick sapphire
im a strawberry
AND WE RUN AND WE RUN 🗣️
glass pilot
Can the containment office be fat with aura
fat people do not have fucking aura...
magic whale
if they did you would be too auraful
soft garnet
Ask your mother
glass pilot
polar locust
https://tenor.com/view/destiny-2-verity-salvations-edge-tomato-youre-saying-noth...
this server feels like a daycare where it's just constant brainrot that looks like this
rich flume
glass pilot
this server feels like a daycare where it's just constant brainrot that looks li...
you think you're sooooo much better than us ooooo
sick sapphire
https://tenor.com/view/destiny-2-verity-salvations-edge-tomato-youre-saying-noth...
Destiny 2 servers before marathon took over
polar locust
you think you're sooooo much better than us ooooo
"think"
Nah I am better than you.
Fuck you cunt.
I'll wound ye.
glass pilot
sick sapphire
Why is he rubbing his belly
shrewd egret
Puppy circle
glass pilot
He's hungry
sick sapphire
Is he a genie or incredibly
sick sapphire
BWAHAHAHA
fierce lynx
what is 953 doing here bruh 😭
glass pilot
https://tenor.com/view/bowser-fart-do-not-post-do-not-post-bowser-fart-bowser-fa...
Okay 👍
fierce lynx
what is 953 doing here bruh 😭
this is NOT your fight
soft garnet
what is 953 doing here bruh 😭
oh hell naw
polar locust
what is 953 doing here bruh 😭
One sentence and they already made it shit.
soft garnet
do you guys think 106 and 953 would be besties
sick sapphire
what is 953 doing here bruh 😭
Yeah whoop his ass daredevil!
wet swallow
this is NOT your fight
She was passing by
Then dragged 682 into this mess
shrewd egret
One sentence and they already made it shit.
106 and 953 team up
red quartz
do you guys think 106 and 953 would be besties
No
sick sapphire
SL moment
shrewd egret
new marvel cinematic universe movie
shrewd egret
Vought cinematic universe
No
fierce lynx
what is 953 doing here bruh 😭
how the fuck did 953 survive the pocket dimension what are we even talking about
sick sapphire
How can you be so sure?
shrewd egret
how the fuck did 953 survive the pocket dimension what are we even talking about
skill
coarse falcon
what is 953 doing here bruh 😭
This what i mean when i say shes op as fuck for no reason
Reality bender that can shapeshift
Fuck it dude she turned into a truck and ran away
shrewd egret
feminine prowess
red quartz
106 legit wouldn't gaf
polar locust
WHY IS THAT BLACKLISTED LMAO
fierce lynx
lmao
soft garnet
i hate this servers automod
red quartz
Hed just try to kill her
fierce lynx
fuckingwading
sick sapphire
Dawkcuf
shrewd egret
Who is erping in scp sl discord
soft garnet
Who is erping in scp sl discord
coarse falcon
953 can turn into a car guys
solid flint
Automod bypassing
coarse falcon
Who driving the kumiho mobile
shrewd egret
953 can turn into a car guys
Does this make her a transformer
fiery kite
953 can turn into a car guys
not an invincible car
shrewd egret
Automod bypassing <:Heartbreaking:1350114967377940481>
I'm eating you
wet swallow
Who driving the kumiho mobile
polar locust
I feel like whenever they first implemented automod there was probably a list of words that was originally added by default, and that's one that's never been brought up to remove.
coarse falcon
not an invincible car
The kumiho mobile
soft garnet
I feel like whenever they first implemented automod there was probably a list of...
maybe
shrewd egret
Just a weird censor lmao
soft garnet
automod gen sucks ass
sick sapphire
106 and 953 trying to see who can grab the other's liver first with one strike
sick sapphire
Yeah right as 953 was being released
rich flume
why doesnt 953 turn into a nuke and kill 106
fierce lynx
this sucks
sick sapphire
why doesnt 953 turn into a nuke and kill 106
Thats 2006's job
soft garnet
why doesnt 953 turn into a nuke and kill 106
cuz thats borrrring
fiery kite
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1508939658204156045/a...
very strange
sick sapphire
"Haha nuclear war!"
shrewd egret
anyway I'm cool ass fucking puppy and I need sleep
polar locust
Thats 2006's job
chainsaw man lore or something (I don't watch trash)
shrewd egret
this sucks
Scp series 1 authors try not to self insert challenge
shrewd egret
Impossible difficulty
sick sapphire
Scp series 1 authors try not to self insert challenge
Dr Bright moment
red quartz
this sucks
Why did bro have a c4
shrewd egret
Dr Bright moment
WE LOVE POSSESSION FETISHES
soft garnet
WE LOVE POSSESSION FETISHES
fierce lynx
soft garnet
what
rich flume
this sucks
why did he have a bomb on him
sick sapphire
WE LOVE POSSESSION FETISHES
Its so bleak
sick sapphire
why did he have a bomb on him
Recreating Dead Space 3
soft garnet
i remember seeing this in an scp slop video
soft garnet
funny as fuck
red quartz
Au foundation with no morals or standards or or
polar locust
WHY IS THAT BLACKLISTED LMAO
@solid flint
Can you explain why this is filtered? It seems like something that was added by the bot but just never removed.
wet swallow
Oh they killed him?
Nice
sick sapphire
Au foundation with no morals or standards or or
Alternate universe?
Brother this is the foundation
soft garnet
you guys know that one 173 story where they strap a kid to 173s back and they just get fucking misted
red quartz
Alternate universe?
Hey
coarse falcon
Au foundation with no morals or standards or or
They were testing if 682 is chill with any child or is it just 053
fiery kite
who the fuck approved feeding children to 682
red quartz
They have standards
sick sapphire
Standards?
polar locust
Would you like SCP Foundation with no morals or no morals but no morals?
sick sapphire
The foundation?
coarse falcon
They were testing if 682 is chill with any child or is it just 053
A bunch of dumbfucks
shrewd egret
who the fuck approved feeding children to 682
meeee :3
wet swallow
who the fuck approved feeding children to 682
Dr W Apparently
soft garnet
Would you like SCP Foundation with no morals or no morals but no morals?
scp 5000
fierce lynx
053 being chill with 682 is so stupid and lame
sick sapphire
There is no true canon foundation
fiery kite
Dr W Apparently
who approved dr. w approving that
fierce lynx
053 being chill with 682 is so stupid and lame
i hate this stupid chud scp bro
sick sapphire
I like to think of them is morally grey
soft garnet
053 being chill with 682 is so stupid and lame
the way i see it is like
coarse falcon
i hate this stupid chud scp bro
Which one
soft garnet
053 just flips the emotions of people towards her
soft garnet
so 682 was just super fucking chill
sick sapphire
I mean technically they believed it was for the greater good
There is a parasite that causes you to feel pain, you need to excise it, you need to remove it show no pain
wet swallow
who approved dr. w approving that
Hmmmm
stone ridge
Guys is my pc a potato?
fierce lynx
why are you betrayed
polar locust
053 being chill with 682 is so stupid and lame
I just see it as "The only winning move is not to play"
It's pacified because that's the most effective form of adaptation.
sick sapphire
Guys is my pc a potato?
solid flint
<@796510062998192160>
Can you explain why this is filtered? It seems like somet...
You'd have to ask Lucid, but I think it's because it's a insult you shouldn't be calling others, hell you guys should be nicer to each other but saying that will only make you all even more hostile
polar locust
You'd have to ask Lucid, but I think it's because it's a insult you shouldn't be...
you're a poopy head
stone ridge
https://tenor.com/view/twin-peaks-twin-peaks-the-return-twin-peaks-series-part16...
Are you sure about that?
solid flint
See?
fierce lynx
You'd have to ask Lucid, but I think it's because it's a insult you shouldn't be...
you are a big dumbo farty pants
fiery kite
so 682 was just super fucking chill
they should do a test where they put 682, 053 and some guy (restrained or something so he doesn't kill 053) in the same room and see if 682 kills the guy or if he leaves him alone
sick sapphire
Are you sure about that?
glass pilot
wet swallow
053 being chill with 682 is so stupid and lame
Well, I don't think trying to kill a girl with powers like hers would be a very smart idea.
soft garnet
they should do a test where they put 682, 053 and some guy (restrained or someth...
perchance
wet swallow
But sure
It would be funny if 682 were dumber and actually tried.
shrewd egret
Can we put every scp inn 682s chamber and see what happens for science
soft garnet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854164604653797386/1503849302328479754/un...
me when the sentient statue that kills anyone it looks at looks at me
fierce lynx
🙄
sick sapphire
Can we put every scp inn 682s chamber and see what happens for science
Putting SCP-169 and SCP-3000 in the same chamber would be impossible
fiery kite
Can we put every scp inn 682s chamber and see what happens for science
fuck off cave johnson
shrewd egret
Shur up
remote zenith
I have so many thoughts flooding my mind about this one document, I mightve accidentally ended up frying it.
soft garnet
fuck it just put 055 in 682s chamber and see what happens
polar locust
cave cave cave sahur
fiery kite
your company will never beat black mesa
sick sapphire
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS
fiery kite
and caroline will never let you hit
polar locust
your company will never beat black mesa
Actually, they did.
They have EXACTLY what the Combine are after.
shrewd egret
What if we give 682 a puppy
fiery kite
Actually, they did.
They have EXACTLY what the Combine are after.
not financially
shrewd egret
i think that'd be cool af
soft garnet
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HBIrrDGW0AA9itk.gif
what am i looking at right now
fiery kite
black mesa had more money than aperture (prior to the resonance cascade)
fierce lynx
your company will never beat black mesa
black mesa is a bunch of bums they dont have a single good invention to their name
shrewd egret
Send this puppy to 682
soft garnet
what am i looking at right now
is this a collection of clips from roblox undertale roleplay games
fiery kite
black mesa is a bunch of bums they dont have a single good invention to their na...
Crowbar
glass pilot
what am i looking at right now
I think you're Survive the Monsters
red quartz
Send this puppy to 682
I don't want to see him anymore
soft garnet
I think you're Survive the Monsters
ig
shrewd egret
I don't want to see him anymore
sick sapphire
Send this puppy to 682
short kernel
I don't want to see him anymore
Did you date 682 or something
sick sapphire
682 upon seeing a free meal
shrewd egret
No disrespecting cool ass fucking puppy
shrewd egret
682 upon seeing a free meal
No cool ass fucking puppy would win
sick sapphire
Im disrespecting it by telling the truth
glass pilot
we are ALL getting northwood to add 682
sick sapphire
Sorry bozo
soft garnet
No cool ass fucking puppy would win
sick sapphire
we are ALL getting northwood to add 682
We?
polar locust
soft garnet
shuddup
fiery kite
Can we give SCP-682 a twitter account?
coarse falcon
Can we give SCP-682 a twitter account?
Please dont
fierce lynx
son im crine what did they think was gonna happen 😭
polar locust
we need an SCP-3114 Megalovania
fiery kite
Please dont
he fits right in
sharp snow
Can we give SCP-682 a twitter account?
hows it going to use a keyboard
glass pilot
son im crine what did they think was gonna happen 😭
This sucks
fiery salmonBOT
short kernel
682 in SL would be another humanoid discount 939
I would kill for a juggernaut mode with 682
fiery kite
hows it going to use a keyboard
grow little human-sized arms
fierce lynx
wait did they change the photo it used to be a furry on the front page
sick sapphire
I would kill for a juggernaut mode with 682
A different mode outside of admins needing to pause the round?
short kernel
son im crine what did they think was gonna happen 😭
Lmfao find the two children and dr W one
blazing blade
hows it going to use a keyboard
Hasn't 682 canonically spoken to 079 via keyboard?
sick sapphire
wait did they change the photo it used to be a furry on the front page
La la la lizard!
sharp snow
Hasn't 682 canonically spoken to 079 via keyboard?
ohhhh you have a point
i dont think you have to type to speak to 079 though?
fiery kite
Hasn't 682 canonically spoken to 079 via keyboard?
speech to text?
red quartz
we are ALL getting northwood to add 682
Adding SCP 006 008 and 002
sick sapphire
How did 682 type on the keyboard with fat grubby hands
fiery kite
wait did they change the photo it used to be a furry on the front page
it used to be a whale skull with some shit on it not a furry
fierce lynx
it used to be a whale skull with some shit on it not a furry
no there was a furry
short kernel
How did 682 type on the keyboard with fat grubby hands
Prolly grows disgusting fingers tentacles or something
sick sapphire
it used to be a whale skull with some shit on it not a furry
There are renditions of 682 as an anthropomorphic
coarse falcon
wait did they change the photo it used to be a furry on the front page
What, no
sick sapphire
However never used on scp wiki
fiery kite
There are renditions of 682 as an anthropomorphic
made by israel
coarse falcon
There was never a furry on 682's article
polar locust
Adding SCP 006 008 and 002
Not gonna lie, I think SCP-002 could be funny if it was added but the mutation was it disguises itself as a random room/tile in the facility and if a solo player is in that room for too long it just kills them.
coarse falcon
There was never a furry on 682's article
It was a dead whale skull
shrewd egret
Would 682 eat benjamin netanyahu
fierce lynx
that image used to be a furry
blazing blade
speech to text?
coarse falcon
Oooooooh oh yeah
shrewd egret
Would 682 eat benjamin netanyahu
we need to testvthis
polar locust
Not gonna lie, I think SCP-002 could be funny if it was added but the mutation w...
wait is 002 the "living" room or is that another number
sick sapphire
made by israel
Made by an artist not from Isreal I assure you
fierce lynx
Would 682 eat benjamin netanyahu
no because that would inadvertently improve the world
coarse falcon
The profile pic of one of the people in the comments
red quartz
Would 682 eat my math teacher
sharp snow
yes
fiery kite
Made by an artist not from Isreal I assure you
idf general with a vpn
polar locust
Would 682 eat my math teacher
Would you?
red quartz
Would he eat my homework?
shrewd egret
no because that would inadvertently improve the world
Netanyahu and 682 would be best buds
sick sapphire
idf general with a vpn
Truth nuke
glass pilot
wait did they change the photo it used to be a furry on the front page
one that was ages ago two you're geeked if you think that was a furry
mortal socket
!682
chrome carbonBOT
polar locust
Teeth Nuke
shrewd egret
682 is the IDF's greatest asset
glass pilot
Would he eat my homework?
Yes bro ❤️
harsh tiger
We are ALL hyped for 14.2.7 right
fiery kite
that was a random author that google chose as the image for some reason
sick sapphire
Teeth Nuke
fiery kite
it was never on the article. meds now
polar locust
We are ALL hyped for 14.2.7 right
fierce lynx
one that was ages ago two you're geeked if you think that was a furry
what
sick sapphire
Fellow confuses 682 with 1471-1
harsh tiger
https://tenor.com/view/throwing-bags-books-at-another-person-classroom-school-th...
Hey it fixes that one bug with a207 where it basically makes you immortal
Isn't that cool
glass pilot
We are ALL hyped for 14.2.7 right
polar locust
Hey it fixes that one bug with a207 where it basically makes you immortal
no keep that in
sick sapphire
Hey it fixes that one bug with a207 where it basically makes you immortal
Took you that long to fix it?
blissful cape
Booooo fixing FUN bugs..
fiery kite
!tung
blissful cape
(jk)
soft garnet
keep a207 op
sick sapphire
Brother everyone and their mom went to 914 to craft that shit
glass pilot
Hey it fixes that one bug with a207 where it basically makes you immortal
what else is getting fixed
harsh tiger
Took you that long to fix it?
No it was fixed for a bit we just decided to put it in a patch earlier
sick sapphire
Honestly remove a207, shit is pure slop
fiery kite
!benjaminnetanyahu
blissful cape
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1508917169688150207/a...
Who tf is this
short kernel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1508917169688150207/a...
You again
polar locust
and buff normal cola too
remove health drain
soft garnet
Who tf is this
some random teacher
blissful cape
???
fiery kite
!079
chrome carbonBOT
fiery salmonBOT
ADMONITION: Episode I
⸺
by Liryn, Placeholder McD
, syuzhet
Object Class: Thaumiel
Rating: +1276
harsh tiger
what else is getting fixed
Nothing too important. 1509 reviving of all scps is fixed and other technical stuff
short kernel
fiery salmonBOT
by Yossipossi
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +679
blissful cape
Hello tom pearl.
Do not speak of that name
fiery kite
makes 682 too OP I do not like it
glass pilot
Nothing too important. 1509 reviving of all scps is fixed and other technical st...
oh. okay!!
harsh tiger
It was mainly the anti cola fix that needed to get thru early
glass pilot
yay ❤️
sick sapphire
Nothing too important. 1509 reviving of all scps is fixed and other technical st...
Always found it weird 049 got revived when died to 1509 lol
harsh tiger
Cuz that shit was annoying
soft garnet
i remember this one
fiery kite
!049
chrome carbonBOT
polar locust
i remember this one
of course
short kernel
makes 682 too OP I do not like it
Atleast I can see a reason for it "to be destroyed"
soft garnet
the hell
sick sapphire
Cuz that shit was annoying
Face tanking a 939 lunge and then chasing them into nuke elevator while taking 7 hits as I micro them was balanced i assure you
blazing blade
Just as Dr. Gears intended.
fierce lynx
this is what i was talking about bro
short kernel
Ouuu🤤
polar locust
Hard To Lay Reptile
fiery kite
that was just a focking author's pfp that google chose for some bloody reason
soft garnet
i hate all of you
rich flume
Always found it weird 049 got revived when died to 1509 lol
u need to kill 173 with 1509 to free the man stuck in 173
sick sapphire
Hard To Lay Reptile
Not for long
soft garnet
blazing blade
that was just a focking author's pfp that google chose for some bloody reason
Well they're gonna have to find a new fursona, it's 682 now
fiery kite
u need to kill 173 with 1509 to free the man stuck in 173
how does the man pee? 173's bloody diahrrea doesn't have any urine in it
sick sapphire
The crocodile mandated sona
polar locust
how does the man pee? 173's bloody diahrrea doesn't have any urine in it
he stores it in the balls
sick sapphire
u need to kill 173 with 1509 to free the man stuck in 173
Mining away at 173
fiery kite
he stores it in the balls
top 10 funniest jokes of 2016
short kernel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1491938822177423431/1509595539425984522/6...
@soft garnet origin story
soft garnet
top 10 funniest jokes of 2016
polar locust
Mining away at 173
MINING AWAY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL MINE
BUT I'LL MINE ANYWYA
sick sapphire
MINING AWAY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL MINE
BUT I'LL MINE ANYWYA
AHHHGGG
soft garnet
<@1142638308896280686> origin story
polar locust
Tung Tung Tung Sahur sad origin story
polar locust
fiery kite
682 renditions that give him 20 containillion breachillion OP abilities
soft garnet
i like that one about 173 being a race that gave 682 ptsd
polar locust
682 renditions that give him 20 containillion breachillion OP abilities
Didn't Vegito beat up Super Buu as a ball of candy?
sick sapphire
Can we be racist to 173 then?
coarse falcon
682 renditions that give him 20 containillion breachillion OP abilities
Scp 6820
short kernel
Can we be racist to 173 then?
What ethnicity is 173 even
sick sapphire
Can we be racist to 173 then?
Damn stone skins, blinkers
sick sapphire
What ethnicity is 173 even
Stone
polar locust
What ethnicity is 173 even
Anomaly
sick sapphire
Wow how fun
marble mantle
682 renditions that give him 20 containillion breachillion OP abilities
this is very related to the core premises of #scp-discussion
sick sapphire
He's Stoned
Are we cool yet stoned out their mind making it
polar locust
Kid named Prubert:
sick sapphire
this is very related to the core premises of <#472407075419586560>
Youre playing dead by daylight, GET TUNNELED
fiery kite
And everyone DIES
my epic OC shadowheart lightningstrike can kill everyone in the multiverse and never dies and if he is die then no
short kernel
Kid named Prubert:
What's up pubes
marble mantle
Youre playing dead by daylight, GET TUNNELED
I'm a killer main
I'm the one doing the tunneler 'round these parts sunny
soft garnet
my epic OC shadowheart lightningstrike can kill everyone in the multiverse and n...
that one villain when i was playing with my legos as a kid
coarse falcon
my epic OC shadowheart lightningstrike can kill everyone in the multiverse and n...
Yeah man
polar locust
Dead by Daylight players be like "I'm entitled to win as a survivor"
sick sapphire
I'm a killer main
fiery kite
this is very related to the core premises of <#472407075419586560>
this is very related to the core premises of #scp-discussion
polar locust
short kernel
that one villain when i was playing with my legos as a kid
I remember playing legos using a poorly made homemade iron man
short kernel
Like three days ago
marble mantle
""this is very related to the core premises of scp-discussion""
polar locust
soft garnet
I remember playing legos using a poorly made homemade iron man
dude my minecraft iron golem lego was a fucking demon to my lego people
soft garnet
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/748346829049036850/997369226224488568/F...
https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-16069792012856888850
polar locust
https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-...
Good thing there wasn't a speechbubble or that might have been aimed at me
soft garnet
Good thing there wasn't a speechbubble or that might have been aimed at me
what about an israeli flag
as in
short kernel
dude my minecraft iron golem lego was a fucking demon to my lego people
My lego Icarus was SOLOING the avengers dude
soft garnet
the same way someone would say a red flag
sick sapphire
https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-...
Cant stop the isrAel-train
soft garnet
Cant stop the isrAel-train
fiery kite
""this is very related to the core premises of scp-discussion""
no arrow u say dis and look like dis
polar locust
https://tenor.com/view/israel-isr-israeli-jerusalem-tel-aviv-gif-127684794755198...
Guys I have a confession.
sick sapphire
I also have a confession
soft garnet
i have a confession as well
marble mantle
no arrow u say dis and look like dis
please translate this into english
soft garnet
I like 079
marble mantle
I don't speak dutch sorry bae
short kernel
i have a confession as well
I also have a confession
short kernel
lemme guess you eat shit?
I ate french fries off the floor of a McDonald's
polar locust
lemme guess you eat shit?
The opposing political side hates eating shit though
short kernel
And eat the leftovers
soft garnet
I ate french fries off the floor of a McDonald's
they probably had shit on them
short kernel
they probably had shit on them
Fuck off about the shit dude
sick sapphire
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1508627073252589588/ma...
Insane
soft garnet
Fuck off about the shit dude
stop eating it then
polar locust
what the shit
fiery kite
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1508627073252589588/ma...
who the fuck is making these
marble mantle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1508627073252589588/ma...
you dare use this against me?
my mistake mate
soft garnet
marble mantle
I respect it
fiery kite
thank you whoever makes these
short kernel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1508627073252589588/ma...
Getting turn into a gif is the highest honor and highest shame
short kernel
stop eating it then
polar locust
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1508939658204156045/a...
https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493
fiery kite
Getting turn into a gif is the highest honor and highest shame
or, not and
soft garnet
shrewd egret
I havent said anything horrible to be turned into a gif
Turn this into a gif
marble mantle
I am not ashamed of what I said
short kernel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017514675086311524/1309775737200447508/t...
THIS DAMN INFANT
shrewd egret
Now
marble mantle
it is a completely logical and normal desire
polar locust
Will I get screenshot if I say something intended to be screenshot?
short kernel
I havent said anything horrible to be turned into a gif
I said alot yet no gif has be bestowed upon me
marble mantle
soft garnet
polar locust
You guys are just upset that I'm getting paid by Israel and you're not.
short kernel
Is he wrong
soft garnet
polar locust
You guys are just upset that I'm getting paid by Israel and you're not.
there I gave you screenshot material
short kernel
there I gave you screenshot material
Eh it's performative
soft garnet
You guys are just upset that I'm getting paid by Israel and you're not.
this ones not funny
it has to be natural
see even wilbert agrees
polar locust
Eh it's performative
like this whole fucking server am I right lads
glass pilot
unironically love this guy
short kernel
it has to be natural
And not look like fucking paid corporation slop
glass pilot
completely crazy
fiery kite
I work in the bundestag btw, if that matters
short kernel
unironically love this guy
Is that the crackpot conspiracy theorist that made the radio tower kills babies meme
fiery kite
Is that the crackpot conspiracy theorist that made the radio tower kills babies ...
not crackpot
but yes
short kernel
like this whole fucking server am I right lads
remote zenith
Moving the topic back to SCP-682 because I literally do not give enough of a fuck about this Israel topic,
Why don't we just make a new alternative document that makes 682 what it originally was, and not the fucking god entity it ended up being? It's hard-to-destroy, not Invincible (Title Card)
polar locust
glass pilot
Is that the crackpot conspiracy theorist that made the radio tower kills babies ...
YES it's the same artist
fiery kite
We need to add Angela Merkel to SCP:SL
short kernel
YES it's the same artist
He's so peak
polar locust
We need to add Angela Merkel to SCP:SL
Strange how one day for absolutely no reason people stopped talking about her.
soft garnet
We need to add Angela Merkel to SCP:SL
who
fiery kite
Moving the topic back to SCP-682 because I literally do not give enough of a fuc...
I agree, it has been twisted and corrupted into an 8 year old's op OC when it was originally just extremely super duper durable and a bastard
polar locust
If the topic is SCP-682 then this place deserves to be off topic.
soft garnet
Thats peak I don't care
fiery kite
sick sapphire
Based
fiery kite
what's on the carpet
polar locust
for April Fools they should make it so #scp-discussion can only be off-topic and Dino gets mad at people talking about SCP stuff.
soft garnet
for April Fools they should make it so <#472407075419586560> can only be off-top...
fire idea
but the mods hate fun
so it will never happen
sick sapphire
for April Fools they should make it so <#472407075419586560> can only be off-top...
"Erm please stay on topic!"
☝️ 🤓
PFFT
polar locust
"Erm this place is for scp discussion, go to general if you want to talk about random stuff!"
sick sapphire
soft garnet
we saw the homelander milk gif.
fiery kite
bathing or drinking in milk? i did not see it
polar locust
We need a sequel to The Boys where they focus on how Homelander was a consequence of Vaught and how he's actually the victim.
sick sapphire
We need a sequel to The Boys where they focus on how Homelander was a consequenc...
"Oi hughie, we need to destroy vought"
remote zenith
If the topic is SCP-682 then this place deserves to be off topic.
Fine, SCP-1471 should have made it into SL instead of these fuckass goggles I hate them so fucking much. I'd rather this fuckin dog pings the location of one guy instead of giving you wallhacks.
soft garnet
We need a sequel to The Boys where they focus on how Homelander was a consequenc...
uhm no because
fiery kite
We need a sequel to The Boys where they focus on how Homelander was a consequenc...
he's a rapist
sick sapphire
"Actually scratch that, just kill omelanduh"
polar locust
he's a rapist
So is SCP-953
fiery kite
omelanda
sick sapphire
"And then I fuckin die"
fiery kite
So is SCP-953
yeah let's kill that bitch too
coarse falcon
he's a rapist
So is 106
short kernel
https://tenor.com/view/the-peak-the-boys-the-deep-meme-edit-gif-8871769749663427...
The Deep inside his ass
sick sapphire
106, the Deep and 953 all in one room
fiery kite
he did nothing
soft garnet
he did nothing
soft garnet
106, the Deep and 953 all in one room
son
short kernel
coarse falcon
106, the Deep and 953 all in one room
An old man, a fish man, and a fox woman walk into a bar
sick sapphire
he did nothing
He killed millions of fish
polar locust
yeah let's kill that bitch too
nah SCP-953 is cute.
short kernel
nah SCP-953 is cute.
polar locust
106, the Deep and 953 all in one room
Do you think they can beat SCP-682 this time with The Deep helping them jump him?
lyric marten
nah SCP-953 is cute.
fact
fiery kite
nah SCP-953 is cute.
well omelanda's cute and i think he and the deep should get married but APPARENTLY they can't get married
fiery kite
THE FOX DOES NOT DESERVE TO GET ADDED TO SL, THE DEEP DOES
polar locust
dont start what i think your gonna start
short kernel
that was noirs fault
Black noir 2 unironically caused irreversible damage to the ecosystem and probably more damage to the earth than whatever the fuck homelander was doing 😭
soft garnet
Black noir 2 unironically caused irreversible damage to the ecosystem and probab...
scorched carpet
fiery kite
ambrosius jumped out of the tank on their own volition btw
lyric marten
This is why 079 is better
sick sapphire
Wood is a type of resource in minecraft
soft garnet
i hope yo shit gets bit off
sick sapphire
What
fiery kite
nah SCP-953 is cute.
she's ugly as hell btw
short kernel
polar locust
she's ugly as hell btw
shut up tubby
short kernel
TAKING THAT SHIT TO THE GRAVE
NO YOU DON'T
lyric marten
ALL MINE
fiery kite
shut up tubby
look who's talking
short kernel
ALL MINE
https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-death-the-boys-the-boys-finale-gif-12557701460464900851
soft garnet
953 is attractive in a creepy way to where it loops around and isnt attractive anymore
like
idk
sick sapphire
https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-death-the-boys-the-boys-finale-gif-...
Why didn't butcher accept omelanduh's deal
Is he straight?
soft garnet
Why didn't butcher accept omelanduh's deal
polar locust
https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-death-the-boys-the-boys-finale-gif-...
"PLEASE FACILITY GUARD I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT!"
soft garnet
Why didn't butcher accept omelanduh's deal
omelander would bite
fiery kite
WE (and by that I mean me) are ALL (me, singular) cracking the deep
lyric marten
953 is attractive in a creepy way to where it loops around and isnt attractive a...
She's cute.. But I wouldn't say attractive
fiery kite
no he's mine
soft garnet
She's cute.. But I wouldn't say attractive
soft garnet
no he's mine
fuck you
short kernel
She's cute.. But I wouldn't say attractive
Chudassie
fiery kite
fuck you, mabel
polar locust
fuck you, mabel
phrasing
sick sapphire
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1430330092957208636/ca...
Erm what the deuce
soft garnet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1430330092957208636/ca...
some of us
should be slaves again
sick sapphire
Slaves should be free
soft garnet
sick sapphire
vs slaves should be free
polar locust
should be slaves again
Some of us would be willing.