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Ok nah ts is actually fucking peak
However it was pretty cool
SHEPARDDDDD
the devil shudders when I lose my temper... ๐
also I finally got trilateral
that dude opejing the door for me ๐ฅน
just two left ๐ฅน
Id prefer neither
I can see LMGG being done on an NTF wave
yeah def
similar setup to trilaterial tbh
down a hall after a spawn or something like that
for army of 4
kidnap 4 class and bring to 914
sick bastard...
kill with fsp, coarse, kill with com 18, coarse, kill with com-15, very fine, 65% chance to roll either 45 or rev, if 35% on fsp, do fine for crossvec
boom
I know it's for the achievement, but I can't possibly sacrifice whatever humanity I have left
GENIUS
BLOODY GENIUS
I'm copying that
you could also just wait for a chaos spawnwave, kill a few, take their guns and repeat
maintain your soul
this is my soul
3 times too small
fits in places small enough a bullet needs to be put in
look, I'm not like this in real life XDDD
but when you need something done...
to quote sl scientist
if you want something done right
My final achievement is cuff and ntf
Well and Halloween but thatโs not for a while
whats up guys
I need Arizona Ranger and Trilaterial Termination
And then more achievements will be added for 15.0 and it will mean nothing
wont work because if you drop your gun they get disarmed
Also Iโm pretty sure that achievement is bugged
Epic Fart Shuts Up Wife
Well it couldโve gotten fixed
i have that achievement
just throw everything over 914 then
How am I supposed to laugh at this, it isnโt throws up on your carpet
Getting army of one I thought would be hard but randomly I got it one time
Me too my fellow 2slimey nation member
you can definitely do it in 30 seconds
you'd just bring them all to 914
close the door
and you have 30 sec to cycle through the weapons
you could just bring 2 guns
Lmgg was kinda fun tbh I waited for a spawn wave
where the fuck is the gif with the dog and apple
939 with 018?
no
class-d with 018...
no
@fierce lynx @short kernel
this is of course assuming they aren't jumping around
but still pretty good time
even if one runs away, you could track him down
yeah
I swear the hardest achievement for me was getting 3 kills with that laser gun
Or you can just like pick up 4 guns when MTF and Chaos spawn
im pretty sure i got this achievement on accident
Definitely not escorting d-class to 914
but it feels better to do something insanely contrived
There's like 1 trillion variables you have to look out for
Burger king
do you mean: convoluted
Patrick can you shut the fuck up
I DON'T EAT
it's both really
FUCK YOU IT'S A
i want this to be all u are ever known for
the man who eats shit
me crashing out trying to teach my foriegner friend the english alphabet
Who are we supposed to make fun of for eating poop then
No you're just performative with that
Wilbert actually eats shit
I'M RIGHT THO
at any given time there is 4 gallons of milk in my fridge
Yea but like everyone would do that
I hate playing 173
I swear I try to click people and they donโt die
like left clicking manually when they arent looking?
We bought 2.5 gallons of milk from the store and I drank all of it in 8 days and my mom got really mad at me, sorry for bulking I guess
i have been drinking milk all my life and weigh 130
water tastes bad
I only really like playing pc canโt lie
That literally means nothing
If you don't eat above your maintenance you're not gonna gain weight
No but it's good carbs, fat and protein so it's an excellent choice for bulking
You don't have to drink it though
If you want to gain weight, drink 3000 calories of milk a day
im actually not gonna do that
It's purely a numbers game
That's okay
i like milk
Muscle is like 75% water so if you want muscle you need water
Definitely not enough that's for sure
Why are we talking about milk lol
because it tastes good
and it's kinda like the secret to everything good in life
cheese...
Because we can do what we want
cheese is so goated oml
i think we would have died out as a species if it wasnt for cheese
You're just a dairy fanatic
it heavily depends
it tastes good
i dont like ice cream that much though
all water is the same

i like milkshakes
why's this homelander guy kinda based
He's stealing your milkshake
How is that based
thats not me
They based Ryan off of you
Both
Ew
what the fuck
Dessertslop
what do you just hate good things
its nice to have a brownie sundae every once in a while
No bro
i like gummy vitamins
yea
I don't think you're supposed to eat them like snacks
they taste good
Manโs gonna get vitamin overload
Today marks the 2nd year of 981-AJAX's arrival in the SCP universe, only 2 more and we get SCP-7450 to end the world

i like apple slices
Son
I've tolerated enough what the fuck does alphabetslop even mean dude
well its like the alphabet you see
L is for lamentations
alphabet
though in reality i should have called it anthologyslop
but that doesnt have as much of a ring to it
So you saw L is for lamentations and said alphabetslop
have u never seen these scps
where its [letter] is for [thing]
by Metaphysician
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +408
I think you are just a Negative Nancy
you hate brownie sundaes
Because it probably exceeds your daily fat intake by like 1.5x
That's horrifically unhealthy
Cheat day of doom and despair
I love having fun
No I just take care of my body
Whatโs wrong with the Anthology series?
F is for Fallout this is tuff
u not gonna explode if u eat a brownie sundae ๐
Delete your message so my epic joke makes sense please and thank you with a cherry on top
do you eat any desserts at all ever
thats a dessert
If that counts
MISINPUT
But besides that I don't really eat snacks
I have like 4-5 big meals throughout the day
i have 2 meals and one snack
I love the รis for Aerials
Stuck in constant traffic for nearly eternity covered in a cloud of smog
wait hold on what do you call a big meal
a big meal to me is like dinner are you eating 5 dinners a day
~900 calories
I burn like 600 calories everyday at the gym
yea i dont
The bulk never stops
i dont do anything ever
yes
Who's there
LMAO
is he holding stacks of cash
that might be cheese
maybe
thats gotta be ai
why isn't in his hair
it's not ai
It's the worst thing I've ever seen
dam ok
That's nasty asf
thats why they call him 2slimey
hes got an umbrella for a head yet there is not a speck on it
he's just really careful
interesting
whats you guys's favorite color
Orange
olive green
either purple or red
You can only pick one
purple
pollywog's more of a pink vibe
I dislike your new name
why
It stinks
what name did you like
theodore was S-tier
i need something new with the same vibe as theodore perhaps
benjamin
if i name myself benjamin all people will ever do is say haha netanyahu
and it will suck
frederick
hold on thats tough
If someone does that (without referencing this prediction) I will buy you a game on steam
is there a price limit
My guess is armoredmaple will make the joke
No
The truth is
Its the same in some respects
It never mattered
Its dimensional but in the same
Bisecting, with you always in the middle
It didn't matter where you were going or how much pain you felt
You'd always be at the center, dead center
Requiem is in the eye of the beholder
But it won't matter if it can never be given
Its just another hole that only you decided to see
just saying shit do even know what requiem means
Another one you decided to put yourself into
blud thinks this is the baseline test
Make a mark until you pretend that you're out again
Then you can win when you don't for the first and last time
I don't agree
why do you have the l4d2 soundtrack just ready
Because it's tuff
Yea
Swamp Fever is my favourite
It's the worst and best thing I've listened to
Fuckin' diabolical
This is the one game everyone knows but almost no one played
Goodnight chat
Oh right this image was used for an SCP
the chess one
by TheMadStork
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +1042
whats you guys's favorite pirate from the pirates! band of misfits
La miseria non mi manca
The theme of many times I failed to cr0wn a witch with a pump shotgun
folk goes to chatgpt for comfort
i dont believe im in that movie
always has been
I should probably clarify it's not my screenshot if not obvious
I think it's probably edited anyway
brainlet on the server im on tryna call me a crashout for calling out the fact they got a teammate killed by shutting the door on them
sweat mindset has genuinely corrupted this game
If it makes you feel any worse, there are servers with rules dedicated to punishing people who door close teammates
im pretty sure this one does have that
better than c.ai
Yeah those servers are bitch made
it says don't "intentionally sabotage or get teammates killed"
like i hate people who shut doors on teammates, i've had it happen to me
and i've seen it happen to others
the only time i shut doors on people is if they're on the other team
this guy was a guard and got his teammate killed only to die literally 30 seconds later
Yeah that seems about right
mf was being a dick the round before because i said grenade trapping spawn waves gives wins to the SCPs
spoiler: the scps won that round as a result of this guy and two other chaos grenade trapping the MTF wave twice
how do you grenade trap an mtf wave
they were hiding inside the elevator
we knew one was there so i didn't go down the first time
but nobody expected there to be a second
so
the other half of the wave got obliterated
I hate this strategy
I think you shouldnt be able to call elevators with a grenade in your hand so at least there is a chance you get killed before you can pull it
exactly
or something against it
there's genuinely a cognitive dissonance i have with the game right now where playing as a human feels like im playing as a fucking stickman against indestructible juggernauts (the SCPs) but when im playing as the SCPs im literally made of paper and die so quick
maybe im just tweaking but everything just feels off at the moment with the game
its also that the game is so much more fun when you're just doing stupid shit and being silly but like when half the playerbase of any server is just a bunch of jobless sweatlords its really hard to find said fun
There is no context, fuck you.
holy whining
half of the people u call "sweatlords" are handless plz
if u want vr chat play vr chat, here people shoot
"being silly" yeah wrap it up
most obvious ragebait ever
XD
avg slcord member crying about strats that only work on clueless people
if it was pre gate change i wouldve understood really
๐
thats mine, even more than once
back then italian servers made a plugin to ban someone from all sl italy and i got banned too....
Tryhards playing like theyre gaining ranked elo
xd
its a fun game to wave wipe in
not really
not really if u cant
That doesnt sound very fun
it's not
hitreg being shit since 14.0 release
its not fun
Sweats
isnt this funny tho?
if there were sweats making decisions the game would be 10x more balanced
there he goes
everytime i write here
we always find eachother
some things never change
True I dont even know what an anti cola is
They signed away their rights when they were hired.
When The update comes out public?
they are all programmed in the same way
no shit bro
back then
s1mple
rn im like at lvl 8 but i stopped playing months and months ago
the fact that ur talking about premier tells me all

who the fuck plays cs premier
and not faceit
only in NA
this game is easy
only someone in NA could tell something like this
its in the food
for sure
eight i really dont get why u act like this like ur not a random
istg
know it all
xd
this is me every day I make a banger screenshot and nobody clips it
I hate love it!
to make it more realistic u also gotta take a shit in game after 15 mins of playin
trd
thats a good suggestion though
total redliner death
and manual breath
YES
yeah because not everyone plays this shit like its CS
cs again
@onyx trellis
U SEE
CS
HAAH7AHAHAHA
whats your point
sub
its a good example
submariner
there aint no way its the only game they know
no its not
2 games that have NOTHING IN COMMON
it literally is
two completely different game
submariner bro
if you play cs like its cs, u gonna get wiped by some random fresh install
100%
on god
all these sl cord members
level 5 larper tryna talk about how the game is played
are programmed in the same way
XD
idk how to tell you
those who know fr
"bzzz bzzz go play cs bzzzz bzzz"๐ค
this what sl need
@orchid jewel man u gotta act they just escaped psycho ward
another roleplayer
I am not, it's just funny to look at this conversation
theres no convo
Go play Tarkov if you want realism
As you say
Reading through the Site-17 Deepwell and I'm once again reminded how terrible the dialogue in SCP-6113 is
I can see why SCP-6113-3 was contained because no actual 12 year old talks like that
More like "if SCP was written by vivziepop" was stuffed into a human skinsuit like Edgar the Bug from Men in Black
genuinely biggest SL larpers live on this server because I can literally ask the lobby I'm in what they think of grenade traps or whatever else and a good majority of responses would and have said, "they suck"
?????
Why does SCP-6086 use "y'all" in slang despite being an elderly man from Plymouth (UK!)
He deserved to be tortured for such LARP
bought the patreon and develops plugins yet genuinely doesn't play the game
u good man?
yeah I'm doing fine
aint seem like that
what gives you that idea
Can we finally get unblurred surface video from 15.0 QnA pls
idk, im not even sure we in the same chat
Or at least screenshots from livestream in good quality
bro want to be separated
or u just tell me why u pinged
hear this dude
Btw i lost my suggestions access have you got any response from Beryl about your optimization suggestion?
nope
who gives a fuck abt that noname
mentality
tell them
to run the mk poll
Sad
(BEEF)
except this
beryl the goat
bro cucรน u cant literally grenade trap anymore with gate changes
This is strange that he skipped your ping because he was active in plugings dev chat yesterday
if u go inside an elevator like a drone and die cuz someone is in a corner thats on you
I guess no optimization in 15.0
if only....
astari gone
miseria
its ok im contacting him
because here we have a special grade submariner
jomfy prime + puglife prime
jomfry got banned
for?
in steam discussions
u guys have fantafootball in ur country
?
here we have a lineup of fantatardo bro
hello guys,.
read this
@tame thistle @puglife @orchid jewel family reunion...?
abbiamo un nuovo prospect
del fanta tardo
@hasty hearth
now i know for sure you don't play the game
AHAHAHAHAH
u think?
gg
50lger destroyed by sl cord enjoyer
go next
vabbo dai non sembra cosรฌ grave no
demon but literally there is the vent gate B and gate A has 2 gates
bisogna testare le acque
okok
@brittle sparrow
goodman here
๐ฆโโฌ
that aint good
im good man
๐ฅน
hey i know that guy in the pfp...
ee bro
in the lore
he tried to ban me for posting ai sl
bro but its the new update leak
wdym
comincio giร a preparare il prossimo voip indonesiano
oggi finisce in tragedia giร lo so
Please don't ping me for no good reason
๐
โ๏ธ
@brittle sparrow run it down
with hoes (most likely under a certain age)
Dude that guy is everywhere on the steam forums
and cash
why is antivaaker here
๐๐ฟ
so we inviting every skitzo LG member now
he like 15 or something
this is fem bro
napoli scp mod
before skitzo
those who know fr
one of 3
@brittle sparrow sissio...
Yeah definitely
cold is worse
nah im a 76vamper
i suck ass at lg
one of 4
in tribunale io non parlo il giudice mi condanna
๐
just copying dragods bio
shameless
or was it shwill
copied from shwill
shameless
niente il mio nuovo prospect del fantatardo se ne รจ andato
bro its whatevs ๐ฅน
didnt know shwill had that aura
๐
?
you already know it
was gonna say
the yen bro
it is a random
lunar sssshhh i 10 - 0 you intercom
still tryna ragebait me for attention
saw some messages in slc
still the same
0 changes
lunar wants ur attention bro
โค๏ธ
was one instance bro
๐
โค๏ธ
its reciprocated
no puglife is sad tho
dude u dont know what reciprocated means
our demon king
yes i do
e
tipo mo uno sta larpando com e l'altro รจ diventato un extorter nlm e l'hanno feddatop
XD
i sell it to anyone who outbids your 5 turkish twitch subs
โ๏ธ
ha tipo fatto tagliare una 13 enne e le ha fatto mangiare un pezzo di braccio
wtf
ma ke caz mi racconti wpgg
giuro
puglife influence probs
what is there to ?
sl cheaters always involved in weirdshit bro
gli ha fatto andare in pappa il cervello
nah
why are u italian then
no
u are from albania?
im arab bro
@tawny relic when are u gonna make a name for urself bro ive been calling you fake tiq for
โ๐ฟ
2 years
mashallah
ok basta porca madonna
lunar know my name
troppo larp e non ce nemmeno il goat
o
wpgg si torna main
mandami un fax.
porcio dio or whatever
idgaf bro
clyde
why would i care
mb
forgot we are in scp discussion and not sl comp general
we need to discuss scps
@paper lake hello bro
@brazen echo
Why
The smell radiating from this chat would kill a man
๐ ๐
XD
bro do u still got that screenshot where the guy talks about how people died in a shooting and server owner (forgot his name) asks if it happened in real life or in sl?
alr kid
@rugged wolf good morning
ur NOT him lil kid
ALLARME
scuutscuutlucas
O
ALLARME
ahahah
@sullen canyon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OYO
get here
YO
GET HERE
What are you doing bro ๐ญ
THE RETURNAL OF THE GOAT????????
JOMGOAT???
@gilded atlas save us.
??????
MADDOX
JOMNGOAT
idiots
WAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa
i loved u all
You know it's true
bahahahha
some more than others
how that happen
AAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
bro you're just a he cuz you'll never be him
N.1 GOAT RAGEBAITER BACK
zodiac pvp?
larp larp larps
MI MANCHERETE PICCOLI
no reg on zodiac btw
how the fuck u still here
PENSIERI BRUTTI L'UMORE SCENDEVA
infinite shots rejected
yep
rn just waiting until the mods get here
and do what
what they gon do
we are not doing everything
lunar said they gotta delete the server
tell them to go ow1v1s or lg
sfigato del cazzo
and host maingame instead
idk bro
bro granoula look at these nephews
๐ฃ๏ธ
like bro idgaf about sl too much anymore
palco
barely play anymore
non si puo gg
digli di fare palco flame
ora
someone here host palco flame.
AAA
are one of you yevz or what
FAST
ts son
DATEMI STI NNS
ts sonionman
english only please
someone one talk to you
ok dada ^_^
lowkey I'm scared of joining the vc I have a feeling I'm gonna get earraped
nono its ok
cuz
oh wait
i can maybe
i mean i defo can but not the double yk
yea yall boring as hell not coming in vc
homie would probably sound like the whale
@brittle sparrow 
alle
@brittle sparrow why u lie
13:36
13:36
13:37***
^_^
!warn 1187842593904664751 As you've already been asked, please keep it to English
....
COLDDDDDDD
hi
!ban 574348751506898944
i want a villa for us so if we argue you take the second floor
nonononono
No.
not this guy
dont dlcick cassie's sprofile
click click click!
yo mod
I use a soundboard with over 2400 words to talk to people, help me, I'm mentally unstable.
all good at home?
can u stop deleting my msgs
why u just scared to talk
u like to sit in a chair and watch
whats going on bro
ok...
mhm
gg i got warned ofc
campfire
Mods are chill, you just gotta talk about megapatch 3
cazzi is writing
professional corner room enjoyers
what is mega patch 3
do you play this game?
why
i havent played in a while
megapatch 3 is the next big update
b nice
basically GTA 6 but for SCPSL
another ass update i suppose
@glad stream hi
lol
oh i didnt mean to make it sound rude
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
it was a genuine question ๐ญ
ty dada ๐ฅน
They are adding a new playable SCP
Nothing ass about it
dw bunni ^_^
And surface
and cassie room
@pallid laurel hi
ye sounds like shit to me
cant forget peak
@pallid laurel why r u max level
@compact panther ๐
slcorder
I forgor
@brazen vigil